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iz nawt yur pool taybul, iz mai happiplayce!
yay, ambercat!!
F kitteh keepz sleepin dere he mayt bee blakbawled frum teh snukker klub
woot woot!
Wot iz yew stil dooin up, Ambahkat? Iz layte in teh yoonightid keengdum, no?
but Daaaad! Itz nawt a skool nite!
Haz yew dun yor hoamwurk? Noh tellee til yew hav.
Ai can do it tomorro, insted ob sundyskool?
Aih is guessin plogly not but is none of my briznis.
[iz n greement wiv Nedzes - Ambuhkitteh nevuh duz herz hoomwerk til da lats minnit on da bus]
Butt f ewe dun go two sundyskool hoaw yew gunna lern bout da baybee jeezus an hims savin da kittins hoo wuz losted (oar wuz dat sheepz? Ai kan nebbuh member, butt he dephnitlee rezkyood summink fuzzlish).
sumfin fuzzlish? i fink dat were mah cuzzin joe….
wented menny times 2 speshalist.
still fuzzlish today…
(jk)
Kottonayejo? :O
Ambercat, I is beeginnun too suspect u got teh majiks. How u bee so gud at showin up furst so much?
*Plays “It’s Witchcraft”*—-
hmmm,…I doo beleeve COL burfday bee on Halloween. Wunts too dantz too dis song wif me, COL?
OT - OT!!! ATTEHSHUN GREMLIN - CAWLING GREMLIN.
At 6 a.m. (or maybee 6:15) EST on TCM tomorrow - Sunday -
“Romeo and Juliet” 1936 with Leslie Howard and Norma Shearer.
(Sorree to jump in liek this - u awl shirley remembers taht gremlin luv teh “R & J” (nawt alone there) and has several - but din’t menshun this wun.)
ohai, janet!
{{hugs}}
boi, dats an old film… prolly beets da stuffins owt ob da r&j wif leo da caprio.
Hai, ibk. Ai’m going to tayp itl Ai hasn’t seen it yet, eether. It has awnlee 3 starz - ai don’t know wai. With Leslie Howard (AI wud always wud has taeken Ashlee over Rhett Butler!) and Norma Shearer. . .Ai can hardlee wayte! Ai will gif critique tomorrow - as may enewun else hoo sees it.
Ai lieks da 60’s wun bestest, wif wassername… Olivia Hussey? She so purtee an yung, an dat hole movee verzun is soooo good!!
Sowry I missed dis! I don hav de Innernet on weekenz or ebenings. Jus at wurk.
How wuz da movie? I maded myself a note dat dere’s at lees wun mor vershun of R&J fur mee to katch!
Janet, thx for watchin’ owt fur it fur mee!!!
pool
ur doin it wrong
In ironic twist
on the normal course of things,
kitteh has been scratched.
awsum!!
win!!!
nothing but win!!!1!!!
Nothin’ but NET! SWOOSH! Kitty all net! (oh wait, dats baskebahl. NM.)
dag.
dat wud hab been teh eggsullent eben if NOT a haiku.
Haiku gibs cherree on top.
Epic.
Win.
ROFLMAO!!!11One5/5cos(0)One!
win! all chzxbrgrs to y00!
omg, i almost splorted mai pasta al ovr teh puter screen
U reelly rock!!!
Look out for the 8 Ball!
All sines poynts to oh noes.
an dat wud bee 5 poyntee ends to noes?
hey kitteh
iz not teh kind of pool you relax in!!!
U saw mai sekret weppin wen I play billyaards wif u
ur balls jus bouns bak out
How adorable! Why the low votes? Does someone have a dirty mind?
Oh, now I see. Some fool butt thought it would be entertaining to just go along giving bad votes down the line for a bit.
And I thought I needed to get a life.
*whisprs* Pssssst Kathleen we’re nawt supposed to feed teh trolls. Just ignore tehm. We can just voat everywun bak up - and if nawt - we awl knows “hoo” did it and is nawt the fawlt of charming comminz. Ai say “if nawt,” becuz sumtiems the uglee liddle creechure duz it moar tahn wunz, and tehn is difficult to get to whar it shud bee.
*whispers*
i been votin burgers where i sawded da troll trayces…
*grabs a lipstick*
heeeeeer trollie, trollie, trollie
i gotz a candygram 4 u
uh oh.
(bigger an uglier dan i fot)
*hauls up mah sleevs*
heer, see? rite hee~
*grabs him an paints a BEEEG smiley mouf on him*
fortunate 4 meh - i runs kwik.
unfortunate 4 him - is waterpruf lipstick.
*whispers* gud fur u!
Oh, itteh.
Dis is tinee litto conversashun cornur, so I tink I bee safe.
I has cunfesshun. *wispurrs like JCH4K* I tink I has teh addikshun!!
Reellee!!!
I cannots stay way frum heer!
Today, itteh, I MISSED U!!!!
An wee juss talked lass nite!!!!
*runs awai, embarrussed an red faced*
/nowun saw dat butt Janet and Itteh, rite?
absoluteleh! an i gotz da same prollem. cant pry mahseff orf da ichc…..
*whispers* U r nawt aloan with ur addikshun. Ai has it too. Ai think ai must put maiself awn strikt diet. Ai has about 30 peeple coming fur Thanksgiving dinner - much cleaning and stuff to do - and it nawt getting dun.
Itteh…I has weerd qwesschun fur u.
Did I sen u a messuj on myspace, or wuz dat annudur purrsun?
(I cunfyoosed. Bee verry wile back.)
Kthxbai
nope. dat werent meh. i duznt has a myspace fing-a-mah-george. musta been sum uvver itty bitty kitty…
i benn finkin bout gettin a myspace or a blawg or a … i dunno - sumfin 2 xpress mahseff.
guess i finks sum moar…
*zzzzzzz*
no. i nawt slee
*zzz*
Dis belong unner Janet’s commint but dere is not teh “reply” dere. I has a fren hoo sez dat a kleen housh is a sine of a bwoked computer. I fink she has sumtin dere…
No, no, no. A cwean hous iz teh sine ob a waysted lief. Ai red dat onna magnet two-day. An iz funnee cuz iz truu!
*sighs* Oh, Janet, I noes. U dun tole mee an tole mee. I is juss stoopee stubburn too run round like chicken wiff hed cutt off wen troll signs uppeer.
I is tryin soo hard to get teh hang ub it.
Is verree hard to do - but Teho says we must do it. Ai beleeve he knows whut he is talking abawt!
Wew.
Sumtam Teho bee RITE, sumtam hee bee….wew. u noe. Teho onllee bee human.
I beweeves Teho dat wee needs too ignore Trolls. I tries butt sumtimes hard. Wen I see sweet purrsuns wiff low votez, I wunts too grab dem butt pain Trolls by teh neck an flings dem across teh room!
Butt wen I sees a furstee postur say FURST, I fink dat is dere rite uff free speech.
An is mai rite ub free speech not too dants.
But iff dey not say furst.
I GONNA DANTZ< DAMMIT! An DAT is MAH rite.
haha. dats rite. no air time 4 jurks!!
o jeebz… wut i be sayin naow? danz on teh chikntrols? wut?
sinc trollz lib unda groun mai I ‘jest weiz danc to da “hall ub da mountain king ” by Grieg
dun nao nuffin bout wow butz I likd da wai da trollzez lukd….
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MwPJN0s9thY
momcat
Butt Janet…
how annee wun bee abul too doo it moar dan wuntz?
hm. eever stend or teho has a way to vote moar dan wuns. i doan member wher dey menshun dat. butt wuz wif lots of “haha” an mystery. doan know if dey wud part wif da arcane know-lidg - since den everbuddy cud reed it an den bee votin elebenteh millyon times.
in mai day-to-day reel lief i has axess to lotsa difrunt peeceez. if i felt liek it, i cud yooz eech wun to voat wif. i cud srsly stuf teh burgr balot boxes an vowt fr maself liek a Dade Cowntee Ripublikan. i donut do dis, tho.
(ok, all u akshuwal and posiblee slight-sensitiv Ripublikanz… dat zingr up ther wuz moawsly abowt teh joek)
(but yr goin doawn nex yeer, d00dz)
Ai know there r sum heer - and tehy seem to bee verree nice peeple (as in “hao can taht bee?) hoo mite feel “slited” - butt ai thinks moast r with u awn the “yr goin doawn nex yeer, d00dz!) Ai certaynlee am.
“an vowt fr maself liek a Dade Cowntee Ripublikan”…?
duz u meen da gerrymanderin part or da excludin minoritehs outrite part?
Sorry you didn’t bank ikt, you owe me a beer
Oops! Kyoo kitteh went in pokit. Nao u haz 2 tak awt wun uf yr bawlz. (Nawt hrblz, plzkthx.)
so much fur bein’ “bald as a kew ball”…
(or is it, “b@lled as a kew ball??)
sowns difficult.