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  1. Ambercat says:

    iz nawt yur pool taybul, iz mai happiplayce!

  2. Shera (kittehvet) says:

    pool

    ur doin it wrong

  3. KickahaOta says:

    In ironic twist
    on the normal course of things,
    kitteh has been scratched.

  4. leaf says:

    Look out for the 8 Ball!

  5. catalogical humor says:

    hey kitteh
    iz not teh kind of pool you relax in!!!

  6. miss foots says:

    U saw mai sekret weppin wen I play billyaards wif u

    ur balls jus bouns bak out

    • Kathleen says:

      How adorable! Why the low votes? Does someone have a dirty mind?

      • Kathleen says:

        Oh, now I see. Some fool butt thought it would be entertaining to just go along giving bad votes down the line for a bit.

        And I thought I needed to get a life.

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          *whisprs* Pssssst Kathleen we’re nawt supposed to feed teh trolls. Just ignore tehm. We can just voat everywun bak up – and if nawt – we awl knows “hoo” did it and is nawt the fawlt of charming comminz. Ai say “if nawt,” becuz sumtiems the uglee liddle creechure duz it moar tahn wunz, and tehn is difficult to get to whar it shud bee.

          • ittehbittehkitteh says:

            *whispers*
            i been votin burgers where i sawded da troll trayces…
            *grabs a lipstick*
            heeeeeer trollie, trollie, trollie
            i gotz a candygram 4 u

            uh oh.

            (bigger an uglier dan i fot)

            *hauls up mah sleevs*
            heer, see? rite hee~
            *grabs him an paints a BEEEG smiley mouf on him*

            fortunate 4 meh – i runs kwik.
            unfortunate 4 him – is waterpruf lipstick.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              *whispers* gud fur u!

            • Kathleen says:

              Oh, itteh.

              Dis is tinee litto conversashun cornur, so I tink I bee safe.

              I has cunfesshun. *wispurrs like JCH4K* I tink I has teh addikshun!! :(

              Reellee!!!

              I cannots stay way frum heer!

              Today, itteh, I MISSED U!!!!

              An wee juss talked lass nite!!!!

              *runs awai, embarrussed an red faced*
              /nowun saw dat butt Janet and Itteh, rite?

            • ittehbittehkitteh says:

              absoluteleh! an i gotz da same prollem. cant pry mahseff orf da ichc…..

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              *whispers* U r nawt aloan with ur addikshun. Ai has it too. Ai think ai must put maiself awn strikt diet. Ai has about 30 peeple coming fur Thanksgiving dinner – much cleaning and stuff to do – and it nawt getting dun.

            • Kathleen says:

              Itteh…I has weerd qwesschun fur u.

              Did I sen u a messuj on myspace, or wuz dat annudur purrsun?

              (I cunfyoosed. Bee verry wile back.)

              Kthxbai

            • ittehbittehkitteh says:

              nope. dat werent meh. i duznt has a myspace fing-a-mah-george. musta been sum uvver itty bitty kitty…

              i benn finkin bout gettin a myspace or a blawg or a … i dunno – sumfin 2 xpress mahseff.

              guess i finks sum moar…

              *zzzzzzz*

              no. i nawt slee

              *zzz*

            • Cassidy says:

              Dis belong unner Janet’s commint but dere is not teh “reply” dere. I has a fren hoo sez dat a kleen housh is a sine of a bwoked computer. I fink she has sumtin dere…

            • Little Bird says:

              No, no, no. A cwean hous iz teh sine ob a waysted lief. Ai red dat onna magnet two-day. An iz funnee cuz iz truu!

          • Kathleen says:

            *sighs* Oh, Janet, I noes. U dun tole mee an tole mee. I is juss stoopee stubburn too run round like chicken wiff hed cutt off wen troll signs uppeer.

            I is tryin soo hard to get teh hang ub it.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Is verree hard to do – but Teho says we must do it. Ai beleeve he knows whut he is talking abawt!

            • Kathleen says:

              Wew.

              Sumtam Teho bee RITE, sumtam hee bee….wew. u noe. Teho onllee bee human.

              I beweeves Teho dat wee needs too ignore Trolls. I tries butt sumtimes hard. Wen I see sweet purrsuns wiff low votez, I wunts too grab dem butt pain Trolls by teh neck an flings dem across teh room!

              Butt wen I sees a furstee postur say FURST, I fink dat is dere rite uff free speech.

              An is mai rite ub free speech not too dants.

              But iff dey not say furst.

              I GONNA DANTZ< DAMMIT! An DAT is MAH rite.

            • ittehbittehkitteh says:

              haha. dats rite. no air time 4 jurks!!

            • Teho says:

              o jeebz… wut i be sayin naow? danz on teh chikntrols? wut?

            • gascat says:

              sinc trollz lib unda groun mai I ‘jest weiz danc to da “hall ub da mountain king ” by Grieg

              dun nao nuffin bout wow butz I likd da wai da trollzez lukd….

              http://youtube.com/watch?v=MwPJN0s9thY

              momcat

          • Kathleen says:

            Butt Janet…

            how annee wun bee abul too doo it moar dan wuntz?

            • ittehbittehkitteh says:

              hm. eever stend or teho has a way to vote moar dan wuns. i doan member wher dey menshun dat. butt wuz wif lots of “haha” an mystery. doan know if dey wud part wif da arcane know-lidg – since den everbuddy cud reed it an den bee votin elebenteh millyon times.

            • Teho says:

              in mai day-to-day reel lief i has axess to lotsa difrunt peeceez. if i felt liek it, i cud yooz eech wun to voat wif. i cud srsly stuf teh burgr balot boxes an vowt fr maself liek a Dade Cowntee Ripublikan. i donut do dis, tho.

            • Teho says:

              (ok, all u akshuwal and posiblee slight-sensitiv Ripublikanz… dat zingr up ther wuz moawsly abowt teh joek)
              (but yr goin doawn nex yeer, d00dz)
              ;)

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Ai know there r sum heer – and tehy seem to bee verree nice peeple (as in “hao can taht bee?) hoo mite feel “slited” – butt ai thinks moast r with u awn the “yr goin doawn nex yeer, d00dz!) Ai certaynlee am.

            • ittehbittehkitteh says:

              “an vowt fr maself liek a Dade Cowntee Ripublikan”…?
              duz u meen da gerrymanderin part or da excludin minoritehs outrite part?

  7. Brandon_ha says:

    Sorry you didn’t bank ikt, you owe me a beer

  8. diva says:

    Oops! Kyoo kitteh went in pokit. Nao u haz 2 tak awt wun uf yr bawlz. (Nawt hrblz, plzkthx.)

  9. Malsbean says:

    Git in ma belleh!

  10. D.R. says:

    Han mee won a’ doze chok thingys

    I needs ta powdur mah toeses

    • ittehbittehkitteh says:

      luk at kitteh. i fink itz his nosie…

      blu point cuebawll kitteh – we haz it!

      • Lora says:

        when i wuz youngun, mah grandpah wud put da blue chalk on mah noes an call me Sylvania Blue Dot…nao, iz be datin mahself, but do uz rmember da Sylvania Blue Dot flash bulbs…LOL

        • cindy says:

          AYE memebers. tahts cyooot *runs away slowly due to advancing age*

        • ittehbittehkitteh says:

          i members dat flash cube 2!! i members seein a blu spot 4 long time after it flashed. wuz like a beam of sun… “smile, everybody!” >BAM< blinded.

          • salleh says:

            aaacccckkkkk !!1!! ai ‘members……whisperz……fash bulbz……ooohhh ai iz olderer tahn awl ob u……butt sumhowz, whi dew ai tink ai aint gonna getz noe respek??????

            ah wel, dansez an snorglez an smoooz an RGCH (wdoi) an CCCz ar beddeh dan respek ani ole dai……

            • ittehbittehkitteh says:

              ****schnorgle****
              {{salleh}}
              - – - – kitsel, kitsel – - – -

              (kitsel = loljerman 4 “tickel”)

              almost midnite heer, so i gotz 2 goes 2 beddeh-bai.
              goin 2 a weddin tomorow. frenz. nawt mine.

    • Kathleen says:

      Ohai DR.

      Is OK I gibbs u a hug?

      *runs awai, embarrussed*

  11. Jen says:

    Lil snowbal kitteh in cornr poket bettah be redie tu jump wehn she hearz “rak em up”.

  12. emma says:

    Iz kitteh playin stwipes ur solyds? Or mebbe kitteh is “q” ballz?

  13. Melissa says:

    NK. Summwunz gotta does it!
    Please don’t play pool with your kitten in the table!
    He could be crushed by a ball or trapped between balls (ahem).
    OH NOES THINK OF TH LOLBALLZ!!!!

    Hahaha. I feelz bettur nao.

  14. Romeow says:

    Kitteh wants U to put a fethur on teh end ov teh stick.

    Mush moar fun tahn disapeering ballz.

  15. ManfredMom says:

    SCRATCH!!11!!1

  16. ManfredMom says:

    Troll-lyke voatin detekteds!

  17. typingisnotactivism says:

    ur ballz, i haz them.

  18. dogbotherer says:

    cute wee kitty is fuxing yur man-cave.

  19. cheezburgler says:

    shudn’t it be “cornr pawket”?

  20. philene says:

    lukee dis table iz nawt moddel wif otto-mattick bawl returner ramps. But du ai stills putz in monee or cheezburgers to plai?

  21. He is the Dave says:

    g, FANX. nao I hafta do an xtensiv chekk wen I plai pool.

  22. daisycat says:

    o tay way 2 cutz
    any weres kitta want 2 sleep o tay wif me!!

  23. onceajinx says:

    OT, but funnee:

    Hubbee an Ai wuz drivin homes frum da maul aftur havin annibersinaree dindins an shawpins….

    We’s drivin up Tampa Ave, a bizzee street. It darktiem. We coms to da top uv hill an stawp at red lite. I notiss a goggee crossin da street. Wayt, iz no goggee, iz Kaiyotee!!!! Ai look agin, an yep, iz definitlee kayotee. Funneeyest ting wuz, he crawst da street WIF DA LITE!!! He waytid til lite wuz green, den trotted acrost frum wilderniss land to nommy trashcan land!

    Busted me up!

    • Romeow says:

      Did he luks boff wais before crossing teh street, too?

      Whare’s teh video wen U needz it?

    • Badger says:

      Kyotes is SMART, an adpap…adap.. kin figger oat survivin moast ennywere. Mah peeps doan likes dem cuz goes after teh bebbeh anmuls. but must gives dem credit, haz HUGE range noaw, ebben teh cities.

  24. Pi-Rat says:

    Dis why pooltbl eated my kwarturs?!

  25. Little Bird says:

    Dis iz eggzacly why we no hab kitteh at teh bar Ai wurk in. Dat an teh fact dat wee a goggie frenlee bar. Sum ob teh goggies dat come in are rambun…rambunk… excyte-able. Dat an teh pool taybul borked, so iz free to play until fixed.

  26. LOLDemon says:

    Waifor u hitz meh wif waiyt bal an i goez rolee rolee intu kitn saiyz hoel? Dis gaym no maek sens tu meh.

  27. morgn says:

    kittunz sleep in deh straynjust plasezz

  28. mOZdacious says:

    Oh Nooes! You sank teh white .. kitteh?

    But winna!

  29. Kristen says:

    oh noes! i not put on mai CHRG(wdoi) in time! plz to send kleen up

  30. Tucker says:

    Teh ” I’ve got something on my front pocket for you” song tehy usd on southpark for butter’s tap-dansing ruteen!

  31. TammyZ says:

    Purrrfect lolkitteh! A+++++++++

  32. Kat says:

    Cute LOL-Pool-kitteh! ;-) Luv it! :-D

  33. Adam says:

    That is so cute my head imploded.

  34. Gnomer says:

    Nos yew cant sink teh 8 ball ‘ere, dis pocketses iz taken!

    I wins!

  35. Malallory says:

    Whoa, kitteh, how u gets in dere? Dat be amayzin!


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