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Trai to brake THEES, yoo littel firbalz!
woot! da joyful bellie slyde fur joooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
Exhibitionist kitteh… is exhibiting…
dey cute girlie skwirls jes mite.
be prepaired fur de bolder wunz two cum and take.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
happi happi nawt second tew yew… happi happi nawt second tew yew.. : )
Tank yoo, princess!
I bellee slyd wif yoo.
Monte Python ref FTW!!!1!!
btw…
your mother was a hamster!!!
an yer fadder shmelled ov elderberries!
sorry… didn’t see the other comments before posting this one…
OHHH THE SECOND TAUNT…..That’s just wrong lolz
mummy pleez help nuts r stuck to freezin window!!
You’re mother was a hamster!
And your father smelt of elderberries!
EKKI EKKI YERPANG ZOOBOING NERGERGER.
NII
Hmmmmm????
You’ve never seen Monty Python’s Search for the Holy Grail?
puh-leez:
da nit4es hu sez ni terns into da nites hu sez:
ekkeh ekkeh ekkeh ekkah zoop boing an zowie zimba.
i has dat an auforiteh…
drrrr. forgotted a part.
ekkeh ekkeh ekkeh ekkeh pit-tang zoop boing an zowie zimba.
pruf-reedin = i duznt has it.
tell im we already got one – itz ver’ nize!
Feshez la vash!
allons-y
what?
lets go
okay.
diz pikture sorta remindz me of my kitteh. not the nutz part, but teh kitteh in da window.
she died very unexpektedly dis wednesday. she loved to sit in da windowz waitin for us to come home.
I luvs her verry much. sorreh for de off-topik.
I feel sad for you.
Our animals leave holes in our lives when they die.
I hope you begin to feel better soon.
You must be missing her, me and my two kittehs are sending good thoughts your way and hoping that you feel better soon.
(((((((((((((((lufflaff)))))))))))))))
frum me 2.
So sry for yoo lufflaff! Yoo muss miss seeing her in teh windowz. Yoo haff good cry – we unnerstands an are sad wif yoo.
Oh no….I am so sorry for your loss! I lost my Aramis last year….I still find myself looking for him sometimes.
(((((((((((((((COL)))))))))))))))))
Awh, sorreh to heer abowt yor kitteh. Poor behbeh.
This isn’t in lolspeak for a reason: I want the people who are negative about this site to read and understand;
Last night Kathleen,Gremlin and ittekbittehkitteh gave me a lot of comfort over my darling Newprint whom I’m still grieving for (and my heart goes out to you, COL and lufflaffs.) Then I went to bed, thinking ” hey, I’m glad I got over my nevrousness and started posting, maybe I’ll say something funny soon OR send in a photo of my black and white kitty Jester, who curls up and looks just like the ying yang sign.
About an hour later I heard a cat crying and went down stairs. Jezzy was lying in a corner in a pool of urine, with his front paws bent in, howling. As he tried to move, I could see his back legs weren’t working and he started to scream and bite mewhen I lifted him up. Long stry short, cat carrier, cab, emergency vet,
he had had a stroke due to a heart condition (he was only 4) and there was
nothing they could do. He died in my arms at 4.20 am after an injection.
If you guys hadn’t lifted me up first, it would have been even worse.
So thank you so, so much. I’m sorry if I’m going on, but people who say we need help need to see the help this site gives.
And I’m still not funny. Will try harder. Kthnxbai
oh i am so sorwy!!
dis thread makes me cry.
i am so glad i has yet to put on make up.
please know i am sending you and your precious kitty my best thoughts and hugs.
kitties go straight to heaven. theyhave to. what sort of place would it be without them?
many hugs to you.
u not needz 2 bee funneez all teh time. I’n sry fur u, yer kitteh-n-heven, but kitteh not hurtz no moar.
anny, your post made me cry. i’m so sorry for your loss…and i understand exactly what you’re going through. we had to put spyke down just this past august and i miss him so much. it’s so hard to lose a friend who gives us such absolute and unconditional love, so i’m keeping you and jezzy in my thoughts and prayers.
don’t worry about being not funny. there’s plenty of other time for that and we’ll be here when you’re ready to be funny.
(((((((anny)))))))
grrr…stoopy wp putt tihs in teh rong playse. shudda bin wiv annyluvsprintie’s post. demmitt!
OMG…nebber mynd. ai gibbs upp. gess tihs is mai syne taht ai needz to go doo sum werk nao.
made me cry too
Oh Anny, I’z SO sowy.
Wen Aye fink ov teh drama ov finding ur kitteh sick n upset, habin to call a cab, git teh bad news, n ebery fing else…Aye kant stop teh teers. We awl noes wat iz liek, cuz we awl hab bean dere befor. Aye wish Aye culd halp it nawt hurt.
Rite nao, Jezzy iz playin wif mah kittehz ober teh Bridge, n dey r habin so much fun! Mah kittehz r gud gud kittehz an dey r ober teh moon to meat their noo fren, Jezzy.
{{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}
so sorry fur ur loss.. that sounds so sudden and traumatic, my kittehs send u sum purrs and luving..
and don’t worry about not being funny, it are OK to be sad sumtimes…
Me and my kitteh boys say prayers and send lots of loves your way.
{{{{{{{Hugs}}}}}}} to all who have lost their fur-friends of late…I b’lieve in the Rainbow Bridge, and know there’s a “field O kittehs” out there where they now play happily!
…am grateful for every day my fuzzy ones are here with me…and know I’ll be *just* as torn when they leave…my heart aches for you all…
annieluvsprintie
When I first read your post I was too stunned and horrified too cry. The chills kept going over my body. What a devastating experience for you both.
And now Jester is on the other side. It wasn’t until I sent up my request for all my furry friends up there to meet him and give him luvs that the tears came.
My kitties are there too welcome Jester, I know it and he’s in the most wonderful place of all.
Love, Kathleen
Guise.
The Angel Catburger (aka Peaches) is waiting for your newly departed furbabies. He will show them the best nap spots, full of sunshine in which to show off their tummies.
The Angel Peppi is waiting to purr at them and give them lots of snugs.
And the Angel Bootsie is waiting to show them where to hunt the wild cheezburgers.
I am sorry, and I feel for you.
Much love,
Kathryn (aka Tiny Chz)
anny, I’m so so sorry for you. this is a bad week for kitteh’s peoplz. I think maybe my kitteh Hope and your kitteh Jester are playing together now, across da rainbow bridge.
thank you to all for your thoughts. everyone helps.
Thank you. And I hope you don’t mind I included your name; it’s diffcult to follow the different times people are in , if you know what I mean. Hope – what a great name.
berri sorry 2 hear of kitteh losses. Berri hard I knoe- also fur goggie & uvver pet losses. Mai dotter had saem experienss wen her Smudge hadz a stroak. Big hugz 2 all hoo bee missing ther petts rite nao. i cwying 2.
i not minded u included MAH name….I wuz flattured.
anny:
dats so devastatin, an i feels bad dat i dint see dis post till nao. nawt grate at awll akshalleh. i open da commints 2 da lolpic cause sumfin pointed meh dere – doan member whut, xactleh – an i sawded da storeh from last ob da boheicans… nao i feel horribl.
i feelz awfull 4 u an poor liddel jester. i knows kittehs goes 2 hebben. wudden wanna goes dere iffen dey wasnt gonna bees dere.
{{{anny}}} plz forgibs ur stoppeh lolfren hu dun scrolled pass u…
i gotz a list ob angels 2. pugsley, devotion, manly jack henderson, shadow, sandy, bubba, curley, mister saint charles, spike, marvel, mietze, scaramouche, and puzzle. (six of mah behbehs died in a howsefire, den some died later i fink from sickness cause by da smoke.)
i bleev in forgibeniss. i bleev in lurve. i bleev in da communyon ob soles. mah angel kittehs are playing wif printie – an dey wuz dere 2 grete jester. cause ur a lurvin purrson, i knows u gonna met dem dere sum time. i will be dere 2. i dunno wen – dats a sekret onleh gourd know – i sure we gonna bee dere an rejoin da wuns we lurve.
i prays 4 u dat u getz heelin 4 ur hart. i fanks gourd 4 da promise of hebben, an i fanks gourd 4 frenship dat bilds us up wen we bout 2 falled daown.
ittehbittehkitteh:
PLZplzplz donut be down on uself. 4 me, ther is nuffin to forgibs, is hard to keep track sumtims (for me newai, stoopy n00bs, haven’t figgered out timething yet) and I felt bad 2 not knoeing if e.g. lotbh got my commint. Newai, {{{{{ittehbittehkitteh}}}}}.
An I feel dretful bout ur loss 2, made me crai. But hey, 1 cheerfull thang – if in hebben ther be
preFall condishuns, all kittehs (an goggies etc) will be talkin! Lawd noes Printie tried hard enuf here.
TY sweethart. for all ur wurdz.
Dese ar de saddes storeez. Poor Anny-Luv! Poor beh-beh kitteh!
Oh, Itteh-Bitteh, datz such a sad storee bowt yor kittehs an de howsefire. Yoo mus hav braevhart to liv thru teh loss uv so menney beh-behs.
{{{Anny-Luv}}}
{{{Itteh-Bitteh}}}
So sorry for your loss. Purrs and hugs from me and my 4 kitties.
I’m so sorry for your loss. You are in my prayers.
Oh, Anny-luv, I so sorree bowt yur kitteh!
*reechez owt beeg orinj pawz and wrapz dem arown Anny-luv*
Ther ther, beh-beh, yoo jus go ahed an crie. Iz okkay to crie – yoo jus let it awl owt.
We sorree fur yor trajik middel-of-nite loss.
Yor Jester iz playin’ now wif awl owr udder kittehs hoo haz gwan on befor us. Yoo wil see yor sweet kitteh agen wun dai.
*snif*
*Menny teers* Thank you. {{{Gremlin}}}
ai sads fur yoor loss!!!! She at raynbo brig an has wayt fur yoo….but iz mos sad wen frends pass!!!!!
i cries fur juu.
i sorwy.
Oh my, lufflaff, mah hart iz so sad fur U.
It rips teh hart apart to member awl teh rooteens U had wif ur kitteh.
Mebee wen U go to sleeps tonite, U will dweem bout your kitteh, an noes dat she iz happeh ober the Raynbow Bridge.
Dat alwayz halped me.
{{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}
Ok – is teim fur beeg group hug. Lufflaff in teh middul, cuz her grief is freshest and shurlee at this moment almoast unberable. N tehn we can sit heer quitelee – well -nawt so quietlee ai guess – lots ov sniffin and nose blowing and tear wiping going awn, ai am shur.
Ai hav often thot, if there indeed be an afterlife – r kittehs (and goggies) MUST be there. Hao cud be happee playce if tehy were nawt there? An eneway, if AI go, they go, for ai carries them alwayz in mai hart.
Sad huggs to you Lufflaff and Anny. Yore kittehs will wait for you at the Brij. My ol kittehgirl Pinky will meet dem and wash dere eres. Cans I plandt a flower for yore kittehs in my membory garden?
that would be lovely. thank you so much. Her name was Hope. We found her Sept 12, 2001.
dangit. Dat gabe mee teh mos chillz ub all.
*big eyes*
dat hurts so mush-i know ur heat reely sore. I hopes u still has a nober kitteh to snorgle an smoo-dat wud help. So sowwy fur ur los.
Erin
hart, dat is, not heat. I joins in da group hug.
Erin
You are such sweet people. (I’m sure Lufflaff agrees.) I really didn’t mean to make anyone cry though, it was just such a horrible coincidence I wanted to try and bring some good out of it by supporting the site as it supported me.
Anyway, now,
My eyes are sore from crying, my fingers are sore from scared-kitty bites and my hear is sore full stop.
So I’m getting some champagne (really) and I’m going to:1)Celebrate the lives of my kittehs, 2) Drown my sorrows, 3) Toast you lovely lolpeeps and your pets present and absent.
A flower would be wonderful,kimw.
1lolfrenz and your precious pets present and absent.
heart, I meant heart, And the other bit came out wrong too.
cheers to you anny! and to your beloved Jester.
akshully, eye think evfurything came owt exactly rite. if we can’t reed past a typo or two, i dunno how we readz lolspeak. an i dont think we culd help but cry – in sympathy, in remembrance, in twisted support. i no i did.
an eye’m gonna remember yur champayn plan an sok it away fer wehn i needz it. it soundz liek a gud plan.
im cryin 4 u both- all my goggies and kttehs r over 10 yrs old. i am aware their time with me is limited.i know the bad days will come- but its good 2 know i can come here 2 all of u when they do. when i cross the bridge i will c mommy and daddy, and all my kittehs and goggies waitin 4 me (alrite da pinny gigs and hammies 2-but not da fishees!) i know they will all b there 4 me, like i would b there 4 them.
i had an outdoor kitty once- he would b way up in a tree waitin 4 me 2 come home frm work each nite, and would run down and meet me as i came 2 the walkway 2 my front door, and twine hmself around my ankles-stoopy kitty-woulda crunched hm good if i felled down !but it was such a nice welcome! they r all waitin 4 us at the bridge-know this
RAISE A GLASS FRIENDS!
for love and family far and near
for friends present and long absent
I raise a glass!
Dis a story, I wroted on mai blog. It was fur a furriend that passeded away.
Of Memory and Loss
Before I went to sleep, I decided that the next morning I would go and get a pet. I was not sure if it would be a dog or cat or bird or something else. All I knew was that I needed, no, wanted to share my life with another creature that would accept my friendship and affection.
As I slept, I fell into a deep dream.
There before me sat the most beautiful creature, neither male nor female. To either side of this wonderous creature, there were two indentical waterfalls with deep clear pools at their base. From each waterfall, the most crystal blue water cascaded down. I was entranced. Never before had I seen seen such beauty, such serentity.
Wordlessly, the creature motioned for me to come towards the pools at the base of the waterfalls. I noticed that at each pool, there was a small silver cup attached to a fine silver chain.
“Dip thy finger into the pool and taste.” the creature said as it gestured to the pool to its left.
I did as instructed. As the clear cool liquid touched my tongue, my stomach clenched with pain and my heart pounded fiercely within my chest. A hollowness rang throughout my being that I feared I would never recover from.
“This is the Pool of Loss.” the creature said and then it motioned to the other pool of water. “Dip thy finger into the pool and taste.”
Warily, I drew my forefinger through the water of the other pool of water. As my finger touched my tongue, a joy so deep and pure touched my soul. A wave of happiness and wonder drowned the pangs of sorrow and loss the first pool had caused.
“This is the Pool of Memory.” the creature said. “If you take one of God’s creatures into your heart, you must be prepared to drink from both pools. Do you accept this as your covenant, your bond with one of God’s creatures?”
Silently I nodded yes.
“Then drink from each pool.” The creature instructed as it motioned towards the silver cups at the sides of the pools.”For now they will bear no taste, but in time you will discover how much you have partaken of each.”
The very next day, I went and found a kitten at a local shelter. It was the smallest one of the litter and it was the one who seemed to need me the most.
I watched it grow and play and I revelled in the smallest joy it brought to me. But then without warning, it was taken from me in a way most sudden and cruel.
Once again I felt the pangs I had felt in my dream when I tasted the waters of the Pool of Loss. Only this time, I thought the pain would never leave. Then, I remembered the taste of the waters from the Pool of Memory. Slowly the pain of Loss began to subside, and was replaced with the joy of Memory.
I realized that I had drank more from the Pool of Loss than the Pool of Memory in my dream. But now I knew that the Pool of Memory brought more than enough comfort to offset the pain the Pool of Loss could cause.
I now bear the knowledge that each time I open my heart to one of God’s creatures, I drink from the Pool of Memory and the Pool of Loss. How much I partake depends on each creature and that, in the end, the power of Memory is so much more powerful than the power of Loss.
Wow. Teh wunnurfullness and awe ub dis place juss getts bettur an bettur.
tank u.
<3
That is a lovely piece of writing. Thank you so much for sharing it with us, and opening me up to a new way of looking at loss.
thank you so much for this. it’s really beautiful. I’m going to print it out and show it to my mom. she’s having an even harder time dealing with this loss than I am.
thank you.
lufflaff, i sry 4 da loss ob ur deer kitteh. iz awfull 4 us wen iz suddin. no time 2 getz use 2 it.
last ob da bohicans – dat r truleh poignant. i has drinked menny times from bof pools…
dat wus a luberli peice of werk. : )
Lufflaff, sowry bowt yor kitteh.
Saem ting fur me – wen mai kitteh went to da brij, I stil saw him ebberywher. In awl hims favrit spots. Woke up in nite lissening for him, sumtiemz thot I still heerd him; wud waek up sad.
{{hugz fur yoo, Lufflaff}} an heeling for yor por hart.
Teh korect term iz “harblz.”
But the joke no worx wif “harbls.” Squirrelz no care about dem, onlee nutz
Butt teh skwirrels r intrested in nutz!!! Cap duznt werk with korect term.
Kitteh exubishinist! Sumbodi fone teh poliz!
sumbuddi get a camera! we sells it 2 USwkly 4 munnies!
Y iz dis teh onwee kitteh wifowt clothez on?
Alw mai kittehs r fullee dressed. U lets urs run around NEKKID??
*flops on floor in cunvulsib lafftur.*
Awww lufflaff. Mi an mi kittehs sendz lotz hugz an purrz. {{{{{luff}}}}}
Finkz wi needz dans fo flacshing!
Step, step open ovacoat!
Step, step cloos ovacoat!
Twirl, twirl,
Evil grin!
Step, step open ovacoat!
Step, step cloos ovacoat!
iz flashdanse? luks bettar frum hear tahn teh orijinal.
Oh mai – Ai must go fechez mai coffee – ai has nothin to splert awn mai pyooter!
O, I cant helps but get a littul vulgerr.
“EET DIS.”
caption started a leetel vulgarr. you jes working wif wut dey gives you
LOL vulgerr but funniez!!!
Acrobatik kitteh is doin stuntz in ur windoz
Okay, not only is this a really stupid caption, but I didn’t even see it on the vote page.
GNARGH GRARRGH GAHHHRRR!
HOOTY TOOTY PLEH!
(that’s the wai we do strong langwidge heer, pls.)
It wuz der. I sawr it.
I diddunt, but I no carez.
i sawed it too.
i keeps lukking to see whin mai submisshins gonna shows up.
me too. i actually finally got sum dat made it to teh voting page, but no furter. I keep traing tho.
Maybe you need to move on.
o DR i missd ur cheerie komments ((((((((DR)))))))))
This is completely disgusting!!!!
no a big ole fat hyoomun doing dat would be disgusting.
dis be cute. iz a kitteh. kitteh dont care bout what you fink.
ai’m wiv yoo db.
LYTEN UPP Y’AWL…itz Fryday!
taht maeks 2morrows……..CATURDAY!!!!!
W00T W00T!!
What’s disgusting about a kitty holding a bag of acorns in his paw for the squirrels?
You have a dirty mind!
WIN!
U noe, litto commentz like urs can make sumwun’s day.
No. Dis is funnee. Priorities…u needs dem.
Unknown u don’t seem tu leik ICHCB vurry much. Dis iz sad but ur purrogotiv.
But i no understanz wai u still comez here?
Oh, Beccamutt,
DAT is teh millyun dollur qweschun. WHY indeed? WHY doo peepuls feel teh need to biatch an mone and bullee an gripe an ebberyting else. Why dey not juss go sumwhar dey DOO like?
Wen I sees a pickshur I not cwazee abowt, I just ushuallee mooves on. I not go say, ooooo dis bee uglleeeee….or ooooooooooo, diss bee boring……..
cuz i noe sum will like it.
PEEPUL, DAG!!! Jus go sumwhar else if u no like! whai u hass too bee teh spoil sport and throw a wet rag on ebburyboddee?
“Okay, not only is this a really stupid caption, but I didn’t even see it on the vote page.”…
GREAT COMMENT (not sarcastic) AT LEAST SOMEONE HAS SOME DECENCY
do you have nothing better to do than put down what we have been trying to build here?
seriously man(or woman), lighten up.
it seems everytime I see your name there is post underneath that seems designed to make people feel bad.
either develop a sense of humor or leave this site.
*stans beehine gascat
(wiff platefull uv burgurs)*
*stans behain gascat n Kathleen wif nutz n hairblz* teehee
(I’m new to this site, have been lurking for a while, but always have fun! If there is something a little to “off color” for me, I just move on to the next pic. No harm, and I certainly wouldn’t want to deprive anyone of their hairblz and buttsechs!)
welcum to u fafoosh! u has a grate atetuud! dis site is so ful of win an awsum, i spens way to mush teim here.
Erin
*stans bi kathleen wif gimongus roots beer
(gotz to member himz age u naows!)
momcat
thank you everyone for standing behind me.
I am really getting tired of people attacking this site.
in fact as I was reading the comments on the kite kitteh picture a thought came to me.
the next time a troll who can’t be brought around comes along
WE SHALL GO TO WAR!!!!!
WHO’S WITH ME!!!!!!
I think that this might actually get people to change their ways (I can dream can’t I?)
*stans wif evrywun, bringin a kart of piez* Ok, so I gots nastee wuns to throw at nastee peeps, and taystee wuns to eet.
Srsly, tho, I am so sick of teh peeps wif no sens of humor tryin to bring us awl daown. If yu dun liek teh pic, go to teh neckst wun. If yu dun liek teh site, then leave!
Yoo know, we gots a sine heer in Noo Orleenz dat be verreh relevant: “BE NICE OR LEAVE”.
i bet u rly rly hated this kulcheral werk:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/02/and-now-a-cello-solo/
or this important item:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/17/harbls-not-taste-right/
yu mite not hav seen dis wun(its imdisible):
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/04/invisible-buttsecks/
awwww…..cello solo looks like my Bootsie!!!!!!
cuzzin, ur killin meh!!!! killin meh!!!
omg. if we cants bee tasteless wif ur frenz, den hu we gonna bee tasteless wiff??
i nebber seed da cello lolpic. priceless…
dese r cats. wen dey gonna figger dat owt? wud bee diffrent if it wuz picture of a nekkid hyooming man displayin … uh… his…nuts… to…….
*lost in thought*
It’s rather vulgar.
RATHER vulgar? A kitteh? Vulgar? Dont tehy do this awl teh tiem? With those sweetest ov sweet luks awn tehre liddle fayces?
nawt to menshuns dem *CLEENINZ* tehmselvz in fronna teh kompaneez… an’ dew wee KARE? Teyre *kittehs*! Tey candoo mos’ aneetink…an’ b kyoot.
srsly…gets reel.
so is stick in teh butt posts on funny LOL site.
Net curtains – fifty pence.
Exhibishionist cat – thirty three pounds
Putting a date-stamped picture up to a LOLsite – priceless!
I don no why but dayte-stamped pix stick in my craw…there is jus no need of it, I fink…is jus vair vair annoying…
dis cat is making a specatoolar display of red-bottomositee…
Wai is date-stamped pikchoor bad? I kinda noo here, I still got lots to lern.
I dinn evue notis it until it wuz pointed owt…..
It not isshoo fur mee.
I likez teh pic. I ignorez teh stamp.
Noobs will lurn. Is okay.
Jst shooz U nawt kan wurk kamera rite.
Tanks, paws4thot. I are technologically stoopy.
an dere’s a hush uppon teh crowd as fluffy prepairs fer her dubble bak-flip wif a twist…
next stop – Lolympics
Or maybee teh CommonLOLth Gaymz? Yeah 4 Glasgow in 2014!!!!! Win!!!
9.9!!!!
Oh, sexee grlfrend
automoooooooooooobyyll??
Sixteen Candles FTW!!!!
“What was he wearing? Well, uh, let’s see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes… No, he’s not retarded. “
Hay skwerrllies! I gots ur nuts rite heer!
dis kitteh wantz 2 be lyke ol Garfield car window sticky tings…
dis also adds new meenin to ‘hang in dere, baby’
Windowz Ex-pee Purrflesh’n'all: ai haz it!
kitteh be into teh vista
Mikrosawft kitteh still wurkin owt teh bugz in noo Windoze verzun.
oh! zo dats whats wong wif mai ‘puter!
kitti in da vista!
momcat
Affer shedding her inhibishuns when she posed as a nood model, Mata Hari adapted her praktices and provokative poses to her newlee akwired profeshin as a dancer. Her mood was melankolly, her moofments sensual and suggestiff.
Ma’ nutz r bigger dan’ ur nutz.
http://www.wannasmile.com
sed like a tru man.
Frum heer… I cans see forevurr!
how do u liek them harblz?
datz jus nutz.
HAHAHHAHAHAHA NUT JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -splodes in2 a milyun peeces-
ouchies!! He si the Dave dat hurted!!
Funny how kitecat considduhed offensiv but not nuts kitteh…i tink bofe funny, ha ha!!!1!!
is Spiderkitteh!
(cues up Ramones)
Spiderkitteh, Spiderkitteh
Friendly neighborhood Spiderkitteh
Spins a web, any size
catches squrlz just like flies…
Kitteh was bitted by radioactiv spider; now has super window-clinging powers! Fights crime, offends trolls, makes inappropriate public displays of harbls! (sorree, LOLspeak brokeded today…)
Well, den.
Fur a brokeded LOL speek, dat wus prettee ennurtayneeng!
creepi creepi crawli crawli creepi creepi crawli crawli
luk himz crawlin ups mai wallz
blak n harry berri small
naows himz up abov mai head
hangin by a liddli fred
boardus da kitti
boardus da kitti….
momcat
i lyke how dis pikchur iz okz, but de kite cat not so okz.
i has laffs ovrr dis ironeez.
DA shong for dis can beeees…… DAA mishun imposibul theem!!
to the original author: Brilliant!! LMAO.
iz intrestin dat dis iz not flaggd az offenziv but kitekat iz.
what doez dat sai abowt peeplz?
dis iz not taht funneh. teh kitekat pic iz much funneh-er.
some peeps maybe tink kitekat is blaspheme there Jeebus.
Lolcat nutz, or harblz, not blaspheme there Jeebus.
Me, ateeis, lol at boz.
hey,,, thats cute. i lov cats. i hav nevr seen these b4 jst stumbled acrss them today googlin funny cats. hmm lol.♥
Funneh! lol!
cant…..stop……laughing……must….breath….sometime…..soon…maybe…wet …my….pants…twice…cant….stop….freakin….laughing!…..help!
Can I see them now? I wanna a full picture smexy!
r ur hrbls stuck to da windO?
The cats will never win the war!!!!!!!
so im on a walk… ZOMG!!! is that.. NUTS?
tat wad funni teh onwy nuts sqwrls wont eats!