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Egads! Sum ppl. says dis is offensive, sum sez iz just lolz. Wanna see fuh uself?
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plz to hav ressur ..rez …. born again?
man, I stared at this picture dumbfounded for a good 5 minutes
this is NOT funneh
much funneher lolpics on vote! page didnt make it to mainpage
use them!!!
kitteh sez
Happee Diwali
i can has priti liets?? http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00e398bab51b0003.html
ooooo – mai ayz – Teho – u has blinded mee!
prettee lites fur Diwali, berri nice.
LOL! iz funneh to meh. i culd see hao mebe a strik religious prson myte be mad tho.
http://www.graffitiresearchlab.com/?page_id=6
OH YEAH ??? OH YEAH ???
Oh, dem VEREH pretteh lites Teho.
I likes teh lites an teh color.
butt greytexplorer – thar r menee heer hoo do think it funneh – fur meny diffrunt reasons – juxtaposishun ov pikshures bein wun ov them.
So don’t spoyl fun fur otters just cuz u don’t liek it. Another pkshur will be alawng ene minuet.
It mus be a full moon.
naw. Noo moon. maks peeps sad an wifdrawn – an sumteims angury.
Today be void moon. New moon is tomorree.
dark uv moon, reely, and ur rite.
got dat rite. Peepul bees jurkee an cruel sints sun enturred Scorpio.
Wus all sweet an nice wehn in Libruh.
Cant wait fur Sag.
/yeah, I’m a strollogee dummee.
//not bleeeves it, juss fun
yeah! what janet said!
all i knows is that I luvs dis picture. My mom, who was 88, passed away yesterday, and she would have loved dis picture and laffed out loud upon seeing it.
so sorry to hear about your mom…she must have had a great sense of humor, and it rubbeded off on you! =)
I’m sorry to hear about your Mom, homescribe.
I’ll bet that you have a lot of good stories to tell about her.
Sending peaceful thoughts to you.
{{{homescribe}}}
so sorry 4 ur loss. u gots lolfambly heer. if u wanna talk, we lissens.
tanks, lolfrens … u are allz teh vary best … i spent afternoon with dad and brudder and we drank wine, told grate storees about mom, and also felt the sad. mom never wanted us to be sad … just to appreciate our famblee and the luv we had. dad and i were with her when she went … got to hold her hand and tell her of our luv as she passed … it was very sweet.
oh, homescribe… i holded mah mommehs hand wen she died 2. i so so so sry 4 ur loss.
last ob da bohicans rited sumfing bout loosin pets butt i finks appli 2 da hyooming fambly 2. i nawt sure i can finds it – an i way 2 stoopeh 2 figger out hao 2 insert hyperlink… i fink is in da lolpic bout showing teh sqrls meh nuts. bout pools of memry an loss. i hope iz nawt bean bold in rekkomindin it 2 u. berry sweet wurds.
mah hart brakin rite nao.
{{{homescribe}}}
Homescribe, sounds like your mother lived the good live and was loved. How wonderful. Our prayers will be icing on the cake for her on the other side.
thanks ittehbitte, but no be sad. be happy of no moar pain and many happee memoriez … many of which are vary funny … i will go check out teh squirrel nutz commetz … caption made me splort my cawfee dis morning.
it’s actually much funnier when you learn kitecat was jewish before eating that food …
I laughed soooo hard at this comment. You’re right, it IS funnier!
Ha ha!!!!1!!!
lolololol *dies of laffing*
AW……Anne Coulter will be SO pleased.
/pleh
peeplz be way 2 sensiteev sumtimez… irony can has funniez 2… =*) thx chz & tofu 4 not just takkin this dwn… censur = BAD! =)
*sigh* y’know, I’ve herd that the orijunal Hebrew parts of the bibul r akshully full of teh phunnees…inside jokes, plays on werds, etc. Two bad so much hyoomur haz gotten lawst in the Crischun translashun into absolootism.
If Ceeling cat not haz sense of hyoomer, i think mebbe i’d rather not go up dere.
Nu Testament iz too – awl taht bull abowt “Ai ob teh needle” bein teh naym ob a gate – NOT TRU! Jesus woz bein literal wen he sed “Tehre’s as mush chans ob a rich man gettin into heven as fittin a bluddy grate kamle thru teh Ai ob a needle! Srsly”
An in Aramaik teh wurds is “gamel” an “gimel” so he wuz makin a pun, at that.
Look! Crischun bible can be guud tooz!!1!
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Akshully, I fink God does has hyoomurs, since we is maed in Hees lyknus an we has hewmurs, den he muss too!
Dun be puts off Flartus, I is lookin fourwid to Hebins, I finks is gunna be grate! Is allwais Caturday an teh cheezburgers nebah runs owt! ^_^
God is komedian playing 2 a room ‘fraid 2 laugh.
WOW Sophie. You got it right, girl.
i fink dat God laffs ebry tiem we burp.
Erin
This is amazingly hilarious. If you don’t find it funny, then don’t look at it.
Problem solved!
Not offensive, either.
duddun hab too bee funneh. Dis wun is sweet an cute. Jesus would snatch up dat kitteh an snorgul him good.
This is *fantastic* LOL I love it. It really really …. is bad placement of that billboard…. It’s awesome… Gonna keep me lol’n thru work!!
… I’m gonna send some kitecat to those cute mormons who knocked on my door the other morning, and see what they’ll do for me in return… I wonder if kitecat comes in different flavors, for when you fel like trying on different religions for size? I could make a fortune on that here in california
( waits patiently for scientology flavored kitekat joke )
(waits patiently for scientology flavored kitekat joke )
Umm….the $cientology kitekat has a clam flavor?
Meh. Dat’s all I got.
My thetans, let me show you them
zenucat is watching you masturbate
Have you seen Orgasmo, stend?
Well, you can just…..
*snickers*
Sevunth Day Adventist kitekat not gud for kittehs – is made of vejtibuls.
Oh an lessee…
Katholic kitekat alwaes maed of fish on Fridays, Luthuran kitekat taests liek casseroals,
Scots Pressbeeteeryun kitekat taests liek haggis, Methodis kitekat comes in all flavurs…
I’m thinkin.
Aslo nawt maek gud Krismus preznt.
athiest kitekat: now wif 0% moar nuthin!
Jordan,
Here’s my rewrite:
Atheist Kitekat: Now wif 100% moar nuffin!
each box of Scientology kitekat costs $5000 more than the last one.. but if you stop eating it kitekat eats YOU
Toadal WIN!!!! LOLOL!!!
Ifnz kitecat sayz “da lord beez wif you” epistacatopol automaticli seez “an also wif u” den shuts up. betest wai two findz da episcocatz in da rume!
episcocatz fink whatz u callz ceilingcat n howeberz yuz wana celabrat himz/herz jus fine- long as not harmful to hoomains or animaliz.
episcocatz fink ceilingcat haz beeg sens ub houmer- elsen wai gibs ONLI da boi kittis an easi way to peez in woodz!
momcat
I guess Kathleen not here yet, so…
Fursty danse for irongrrl22!!!
wigglewiggle twist jump spin and Jazz hands!
I likes ur danse better, but too airobik 4 fat old me. U really can danse Miss Dawn. Dancin wit da stars for uz?
Oh stop, yu iz embarrissin me. Yu iz mush bettr danser dan me. An nobuddy iz old & fat on ICHC! I will join yu in teh next box fur yur step step slide danse.
Yes – HEER we getz to pick whutever aj we were r most byootiful and fit and *poof* we r it!
ai wants can has da bodee an n-r-gee ai hadz at 19, but da eckspeeriunce ai haz nou, at 40. Dat be best uv bof wurlds.
Yes – u know – in mai dreams (and ths is troo) ai am always (in luks) teh aj ai ma heer awn ICHC, tho ai still has aw ov mai acquired knowlegj and experiunce.
duz enewun else do taht?
I am overwhelemed by my desire to worship this kitteh. I’m totally going to start the Church of KiteKat now.
well yah. dats wy dey gud dreems!
Kathleen bee skeered an nerbus. *luks arown site* Sees meen peepuls, growtchee peepuls, disgruntulled peepuls, an much pleh an unnhappy lass few weeks…
I startin too feel like mah happee place’s security system has been breached and all those goblins frum LOTR are rushing in an …well…doin bad stuffs. Doan doo no good to bee nice too goblins. Gotz too be waitin fur dem wit pointy paws. *sigh* I hates usin teh pointee paws….
I needs too dants. Duddun mattur wut dants I doo…it will pl55 sumwun or more off. Duddun mattur wut I say.
So I is gonna take mah stresss an jump owt in the aisle an dants cunvulsivelee. Wut I gots too looz?
Plllllllllllllllllllbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kafleen plz to nawt be skeered n nerbus. taht wud mayk ME skeered n nerbus!
tehm nastee peepulz kent tayk away wut wee gotz heer. juszt tink to urself, “git ober it, butt pain trolls,” tehn joyn teh rest ob uss good n phun peepulz in ignoorin tehm n dantsin n habbin a good tyme. n stikkin owt r tungs at tehm.
Teh loos R doun on teh rite. Strate tehre, strate bak, donut ferget to wosh yur hants
Firsty Dance for irongrrl22:
Step step Sllliiiide
Step step sliiiide
OK Coffee n tee ready. Since dis da day b4 Catruday, we haz xtra do nots and chocloate eclares. Come get da nomies, but don’t be forgettin to pick up da glubs case we get a real cutie 2day.
TGIF danse!!
TGIF danse!!
*shimmeh shimmeh slyde*
*shimmeh shimmeh wigglez*
Iz be hatin WP sooo hard. Dis supposed to be under da not sekund post. HATE HATE HATE! Next time I try Teho system. I iz practicin my swearin.
Actually, if you look at the boxes, it IS under the not-second post… just… WAY under…. WP werkin rite!!! Timestamps is what’s gettin’ u.
wigglewiggle twist jump spin and Jazz hands! (Ai luvs teh jazz hands)
An ai haz jazzhanded mai waiy over to the tea trollee with the coffee awn it. Hmmmm – teh aroma! Ai’m havin a coffee with creem n splenda with teh chokil eeclare. Grate way to start a FryDay.
thanks fur teh treets, Lucy – and gud show – irongrrl22. Ai still can’t tell whar kitekat sign is akshullee hanging. An hoo heer can reed the Rushun? Ai wud liek a translatashun, if pawsible.
shimmey shimmey coco pop
wiggle wiggle flop
Sowy I’z late. Aye hope Aye can find a chokil eeclare!
JCH4K, r u habin decat cowfee or cowfee wif catfeend?
Aye wud liek a cafe con milke, pleese.
Funney furst postie, Irongrrl.
*danses awai wif lid on mah cafe con milke*
Oh, YESSSSS. Mai furst too cups in teh morening r always with teh beloved catfeend. Latur in afternoon, must go with the decat.
Ah, fank hevvens we has kawfee todae. I wokeded up wif a heddake DIS BIG.
Migraenz suxks
I bringded flavurred creamer fur teh cawfee. Amaretto, Irish Creme, Frensh Vanilly… an ebery udder flavr yu can tink uv! Wud ennybuddy leik sum?
*passes around silver tray of creamers*
yummmmmm….hazelnut, mai favorit! Thx fur thinking of mee.
Yu welkum. Has anudder! We got lotsa Hazelnut.
Yes to hazlenut- do wantz.
Adn my danze is one of happy.
Gunther is going to keep himz leg. Happyhappyjoyjoy. much tears(much prayersMUCHtears) Fank joo to ebberonez for dere prayers. New skin is growing obber teh bone. “him has meat on himz bonez” dis verra gude fraze.
Him his worsted emny, doh. We had to go to doggeh dr yestday. Gunther ATE him bannage. Dem him barf gel part up. Mommah not noes him ate teh gahz part untill she play magishun adn pullls it from him butt. HUH??? Yepperz. Him stop outside of teh clinix to poop. Den he startz to panic and swinging “the demon turd from hell” cause is stuck. Mommeh say “calm downz”. I have the plaztic bag and pull on dat ebil ting. And pull and pull… yes, the whole roll come out ov him butt. I is habing coronr-canarie- hearttack. I be tinking ‘oh almost dade pupper cause of intestine block’. Iz funnee now. I may taek teh show on the road, cause it were liek hankchips from up teh magishun sleebe. Xcept for dere were no purty colorz…LOL now but Mommeh just shaek her haid and thank the Lord. Whew and pew.
Sorriez for long post, but you peepz are meh buddees. Fank you agin.
U guyz cood maik it in vegas wiff a trick lyk dat.
Srsly….glad da gahz didnt get stuck. Yay Gunther!
Frend of mine had an alsayshun (soree, Germun Shephurt where u r?) and she alwais did stuff like that. Roll of toylet paper once. Appeared in same way and needed same help. Much pleh! Glad Gunther doing better.
Ai’m shur we ar awl dansing around r houses fur teh joy of teh happee Gunther news. U must has trubbel dansing, cuz ai’l bet ur feets r hardlee toucin teh ground!
Hooray for teh puppy! p.s….love yur website.
Shaungrl, I are glad Gunther is feeling better. Here, has anudder hazelnut cawfee.
*pours cawfee fur Shaungrl*
oooh Shaungrrl! ah am soo glad Gunther iz gonna b ok. yu rote vry vry funnee an humane postie abt hims bandaj…er…trubbl
i lol in happi 4 u an yer goggie
I waz in pub ovver nite. Strange goggie sidelled up to tabel and goggie snorgled us for a bit. Den goggie grab da bere mat from tabel in mouf and put on floor. Den goggie ete bere mat. Bery bery bery many LOLs but now I can haz wundring fings I can’t unwundring. Pleh!
is eggsellent mews…iffen icky. wif kittehs yoo nermally onleh gets string an tinsel.
an…i wants a frog fut! u can be sellin one soon?
SarahD so sorry you has the big one. Know what it is. Ask doctor for AMERGE.
Really works.
amenz 2 that. mygrainz are teh stink and I hads to take Amerge 2day too. Feelinz much teh better nao.
yesh. or Axert (tho Amerge mite be newer?)
Amerge beez aroun fur cupla years- I haz it fur da clustrs n da migrains. Iz up too habin to taks two naow when I getz dem. Hab to fighte, fighte to get inshurance to paz (lubs da beeg kp).
I (unfortunately) naows lotz bot dis beeg nasti-
Amerge onli wuks ifnz uz getz to da headach right naoi, not half hour ladder
ifnz Amerge no wuk, triez demoral n phnenegrin (atz da moment no haz demoral beeg kp finks it dangerous- sum peeps tuk it wif ibeprofen n dies- soz naoi, not allowed, de wantz me to go ‘mergence rum instead pleh!)
nother fing dat wuks (really!) is oxegun at berry hi flow- lik 6-8 up herz in colorodeao. I haz mai ownz Oxegun tankz in mai rume.
ifnz awl elsez fail goes to ‘mergence rume get IV diladudi n phenergen n COLD saline drip n oxegun. Will nocks u end ober teakettle fur dai or two but nasti headach runs away n no come back for long time!
OK, here I iz, Lucy!
Step step sliiide
Step step sliiide
Curtsy to Lucy
Oh, yeah, dats rite!
Tommorrow bee Caturday!
TGTC!
I was b orn ok the first time
this iz a favurite now lolz!
KittehStar says: I lubs my fans DIS much!
An we lubs yoo tooo!
all u needz iz lubs
da da-da-da-da
all u needz is lubs
da da-da-da-da
all u needz is lubs lubs
lubs is all u needz
I rmembur singin this “all yu need is drugz” bak in teh day…okay, I is old now but I was yung then and thot it wus verreh, verreh, nawtee!!! lolling in sekrut.
Is funny, because “All you need is Love” was for first worldwide broadcast…. and now we have the internet and can be worldwide all the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLxTpsIVzzo
If you look in the background – Mick Jagger is singing along with them.
I remember this, because we had a party so all the neighbors could come over and watch it in color. Yes, I’m old, but prefer it that way.
Honk if u luv kitekitteh!
i cant heer you……. thers too much honkin goin on
Winz
kitekitteh luvs all his kittehs
and all kittehs are kitekitteh’s kittehs
kitekitteh blesses you
“Heez gotz teh houl wourld… en hiz pawz”
Werld is kitteh toy? Not so grate akshually.
dats wut dey fink, enywaiz
teh uniberse is on Orion’s belt, didnint u noes?
FTW MIB ref
yay! russian text in teh piktur!
in soviet russia cat captions you!!
yay for the russian text!
i dont get why my comments are never posted.
Everee wun must wayte a while sumtiems. ALMOAST (but nawt always) shows up evenchulee. Nobuddee know wai.
plus, sumtymes yu needs 2 curse WP 2 maek it werk
Bee shur to use ur parentheses prourrlee when ur doin the cursin, tho, or it won’t cownt.
Yep. Be sure to post something you wouldn’t want anyone to know. You can bet your butt old jurky Wurd Press will post THAT.
Is Kitekat the son of the Ceiling Cat?
*win*
Complete total agreement. WIN. WIN WIN WIN. ROTFL!!!!
Do dat meen KiteKat will soon be making appearance in lolcatbible?
Teh Noo Testymint iz all abowt KiteKat.
Hello! I am testing for a scientific reason..nothing to see here..go away. I like kittens, cats, dogs, cake.
u r nawt da dave we seek. moobe allong…
*i marches away stiffleh, like i warin a plastik uuniform*
Toddy cat (showed teh skwerlz his…) is not offended, His mommeh is not offended, keep yer sour grapez. We dont want!!!!1!! Go find a puppeh board to trollz!!!1!
kitecat r turning all teh sewer wadder into mewk. Wif Catlua.
Epic, EPIC win, two_kittehs!!!!!!!!!!
dat maded mai dai!
Thanks muchez, you peeps is 2 kind…
I singz teh Magnificat fur yu!! Extracelestial WIN!
If dis iz troo, den hoo iz Holey Goast?
Holey Goats? Umm, Aye hope nawt Holey Goatse, dat wood be full of pleh an looz!!!!
oh jeebus – redeem meh!
I have a chicken/egg question:
which was first, the billboard or the banner? Either this is a coincidence, or someone is being mocked. *mock,mock,mock*
Also, anybody understand the language of the ad?
Pleez som1 who noes Russian to be tranzlayting kitekat’s messuj ov hope for us
It is hard to make out, but I think it says:
The love of Boris and Marta is boundless
If there is excellent food!
I’m guessing those are cat names.
oops, not “Marta” but “in March.” (I think!) We can has sumwun whose Russian are better dan mine plees?
Ai cud see teh “love” and teh “Boris” and teh “Ma” sumthin – but teh letters r verree small! Ai thinks we needs a native speeker/reeder! What u say luks gud, tho. Wud maek sense – yur kitteh luvs u becuz u feeds him teh KiteKat.
Here it is transliterated:
Lyubov’ Borisa v marte bezgranichnaya.
‘Esli ‘est’ eda otlichnaya!
It even rhymes.
I don’t get the “in March” part. The type is so hard to read. We can has hi-res version? I even went to the source site, but it was moderately PLEH and quite DO NOT WANT.
i tink u got it rite, but i cant see teh letters cleerly enuf… anywun can haz higher reslushun?
iz so much fun wen pics n tings come on interwebs n maek u remmber langs u studied way bak wen…
not so much lol as sit bak n smile, thinkin misty thots.
Awwwww . . .teh mistee thots. Ai has them.
Ai iz hafwai doun bottul ob wyn – tinks Ai has diffrent reeson fore “misty thots”!
you are joking, rite? those are the namez of my parentz! O.o
so, it wud seem dat teh buyer of teh billbored space rly wuz makin a refurrenss to teh Jebus muril…
In Soviet Russia, cat rescues you!
YES!!!!! Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
In Soviet Wurdpress WIN has u….
Hai, mdc – ai wuz just lukin at sum much erlier posts and wuz thinking taht we hadn’t seen u in a while.
Liek Jack Deth and Kickahaota. Whar R tehy. Did tehy say tehy were going awn vacashun and ai missed it?
I noticed too. We is poetry deprived!
Jack is in USAF isn’t he. I think he has to work a block detachment system.
I fergit dat cheezpeeps has reel lifes tu…
Ai haf bin v. bizzee at teh dai-job.
Not as much tyme furr teh kapshuning ov late.
Chex owt teh RooftopComedy.com furr teh humin lols.
Dats where ah wurks.
Kat inde Mesziah-hatt
Wil he com bak?
i can has blassfumee?
I can has controversey?
oh i do hoep so.
kitecat r granting ur wish, Teho!
sry i aksd nao. teh commentroversy is moastlee spillings ovar to sumwher dat i hafsta do all teh cleenups. [groan]
and aftur three daze Kitteh Kryst had a red erekshun, but naow we iz waytin foar Jordge Burnin-Bush to push a buttin that’ll send 16% of teh poulashun to Hevun becoz we had Hevun heer on Urth but we haz awl f$%#ed it up in teh naym of vareeyus gawdz – lyke Jeezus, MTV, Munny, ….ktxbai
You wild and wacky person. *hugs* You are teh awzum.
o my… thoess pikshaz iz wyld. DSCF 1017 luks liek an x-ray of a finch livin in a ribcage-birdcage. Hoepin ur kitteh KB be awl gud – iz sum crayzee-lookin surdjery. Lukz liek a tale-eck-tuh-meh. Sownz mutch intenss – gessin yoo haz needed LOLz mai fren!
Hoepin dat teh donashunz to cuvver kitteh-surdjery iz goin ok.
Yur mind….it wurks in teh misteereeus waiz!
Den misty is contrak- concrat- short for missteereeus! Hoo sez is not 2 learn heer?
MTV is can be fallen gourd. dids not servyev teh 80s.
yess, but thee caybul woz born…
I confess…i haz sinned, in teh purrsoot of choklit. I can haz redem…ridemsh…kitecat lurv me agin?
kitekat luvs evereewun.
jus so lawng as yu feed kitteh!
this picture is just wrong!
How can a pikshur be rong or rite? iz inanimate objek tingy. it jest iz.
Nao, if u wantz to pass judgmints on teh peepuls wut tooked teh pikshur…or posted it…or laffed at it…well, dat’s a lotta peepuls to be judjin, innit?
yah, pls to be juhjin not, lest u to be juhjd.
an ask urseff, wat wood kitekat do?
Let he hoo iz witout sin cast teh furst stoen!
ZOMG for a momint tehr ai thot u sed “stoat”.
PLZ DO NAWT THROW STOTES. Donut do tihs.
SJ – whut u just sayed is so funneh fur mee. Sum years ago, we were doing THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS at mai theatre – and in teh grate battle scene to taek bak Toad Hall stotes were flying everywhar!
LOL, dat funneeyer dan mai ayes… I thot it sed cast teh fur stones… Iz mossy? WIll be kold vintur wen stonez has furs?
An wuz it nawt kitekat hoo sed, judj nawt, lest ee b judjd?
COME UNTO ME, AND BRINGZ CHEEZBURGERS.
- Blessed are the cheesemakers
- The cheesemakers? Wot?
- I think he means anyone connected with the manufacture of dairy products.
Teh Judean Peepls Frunt mai be haffin a wurd wif u about dis….
Wer is teh Judean Popular Front?
He’s over tehr…
SPLITTER!!!!!
Naw. Daht’s the Populur Frunt 4 teh Livirashun ob Judeah.
SPLITTER!!!!!
Meek! He sed ” Blessd R teh MEEK”
Oh Ai am glad! Tehy get a ror deal. teh meek.
Ohhh, I fot he sed Blessd R teh MILK!
R wuz dat BLessed R teh Mees?
*starts pool on how long this one will stay up before it’s deemed offensive*
I say… 1 hour.
Ai’ in. Ai’m saying – 1 1/2 hrs.
Nope, there’s one so far. I was waiting for it.
Dat wuz mai firs thot….”oh bother, dat’s gonna p#$$ sumbuddee off”!
sensez uv humur.
we got em.
Otay, well, it wuz allot longur tahn 1 howr, but, nao has teh “Offensiv” hidden link.
TIEM – 11:43 EST – pikchure has joyned Vietnam Kitteh!!!!! Dats – 5:43 Burger tiem. Furst poast 3:51 Burger tiem. 1 hr 52 minutes if ai has dun the math rite!
Darn – ai wuz gonna go fur 1 hr 45 min. Ai cudda bin a winnah!
i don’t find this funny at all.
Sense of humor. Do you has it?
no…downt tink so.
i tink pikshur is hilareus!!!!!!!! no offenses…jus lolz
Dis….dis….iz so much winz it hurtz! I lol’ed out ov mai chur.
Kitekat walks on water to catch fishies. Still workin’ on dat whole change-fishie-to-cheezburger trick.
LOL And da wine?? DO NOT WANT. Pliz foar chikkinbroff. Fankoo.
Yu doan want wine??? Den, kan I haf yurz???
Mee too?
JESUS CHRIST, IT’S JESUS CHRIST! GET ON THE BILLBOARD!!!
*puts marker on Binglol card*
Wud maek us awl laff a lot if awn the Binglol card, butt to tell u teh trooth, ai don’t think this wun is going to come up verree offen.
We can has “JESUS CHRIST ITS A……………..!!GET IN THE CAR!!!!!!!” on teh LOLbingo though?
yep! binglol judj sez SarahD cans keep her markr in playse.
that’s a good one!
I don’t think this pic is particularly funny but that comment is lolsum!
I dusnint needs to reed no furter…u r mah weiner!
[begins to say something]
[...]
[gives up]
Oh pleese, pleese, pleese Teho. Ai REELEE do want to see whut u rgonna say to that!!!!! (LOL and dubble snicker)
[snickers to self]
[has faith in teh Teho...waits patiently]
[...]
Flarus – shall we sing whilst we r wayting fur Teho to show up? Halps to pass teh tiem.
*sings*
U r mai weiner, mai awnlee weiner.
U maeks mee happee when skies r gray.
U’ll nebber know, deer, hao much ai luvs u.
Pleese don’t take mai weiner away.
hee hee…so sad, teh thot of a Teho-less ichc…
O grate kitecat, plz to restore us our Teho. He r such a weiner for us!!
“{sum’in, sum’in} Domine…dona eis weinerum” WHACK!
Ai thinks it’s “Pie Jesu Domine. . .”
Janet en Teho, DO NOT WANT eerwurrmz! LALALA!
Wayting to see wat Teho started to say tho…..
whi u lukin ats me?? i dinnt doit dis tiem!
IT’s JESUS CHRIST!!! Get the Lion into the car>
IT’S JESUS THE LION!!!! GET THE…
Oh, never mind.
Fetch teh Daniel… teh lion haf soumfink in teh pawz!
CHRIST!! IT’S YOU!!! GET IN TEH CAYV!!!
i posed 2 b wurkin. iz laffin at ur postes. halpless laffin.
tina – onleh prollem iz: 2 hard 2 roll up da winders in a cayv…
k. i RLY got 2 get backs 2 da wurk.
*still dryin mah eyses*
good one!
Perfect!!
I envy ur brain, Teho. All teh comments to dis pic got me rolling in laughter
When a picture of a cat becomes offensive, i give up on people
You = HERO.
this picture and caption offend my religious feelings
I’m not religious, but find this pic and cap unfunny and borderline blasphemous. Oh and I hope you all know me well enough by now to realise that I’d not say something like that lightly.
I don’t know you at all.
u wils nevr evr evr noe meh, no u wont…
*worship*
…naow THERS blazfimmy.
Teho – shirlee this can’t – cannawt bee teh first tiem. . purrhaps u r yunger tahn ai thot? Corse,come to think ov it – u don’t know whut ai think!
Teho iz Tiemles.
duz dat meen whut i finks it meens? ur a…. a…. lost boi!
plz plz plz takes meh back wif u 2 nebbernebberlan!!
kool! dat meenz Teho iz a timeloard! duz u hab da sonic screwdriber Teho? I needz it!
momcat
Deer paw4thot – we do know u well enuf, ai think – and we luvs u verree much. Ai has given u 5 burgers becuz . . .becuz. . . ai repeks ur felines.
Butt . . .stranjelee enuf, ai am verree religious – in mai own way. And ai am nawt in teh leest offended. In fact, ai am kwite charmed bai this pikshur and awl taht it cud be saying.
(Aside, of coarse, that if u feed ur kitte gud fud, he/she will luv u. Butt – isn’t that, in and ov itself, a human value. Feed teh poor and awl that? Prefurrablee GUD fud, nawt yur scraps)
Cheers 4 that. 4 wot iz wurth, “LIfe of Brian” and “Father Ted” don’t bother me at all, which makes it surprising to me that this does.
I have always been appreciative of an irreverant attitude….I believe Ceiling Cat has a grate since of hewmoor-but sometimes we are jus too afrade too laff!
And, for that matter, what kind of sense of humor would Jesus have?
My favorite idea of Jesus was sparked by a sermon at the Catholic school I went to as a kid–the priest asked us to think of what Jesus might like if he were alive today. I thought about whether Jesus would like riding on roller coasters. I like to think he’d at least give it a shot.
11. Thou shalt nawt get bugz up assez abowt stuff that aint hurting peepz or critterz. . . Yoo want offensiv? Chek out genetically modified vedjetabulz, graynz, an treez. THAT iz sum eevul f%$^ed up $h!! ryte thayr.
U know, even if u thinks u know yur own self verree wel, U (and ai reelee meen ai, ai guess) offen startles urself at ur reakshuns to certain things.
then don’t look at it, and absolutely DO NOT LAUGH.
I dont mind pic an cap, but sum uv dese kommentz mite get us struk by teh lietnings!
Good ting Ai didn’t sai, “In Soviet Russia, Jesus is saved by you!” den.
lol
Yah, doan wanne git smittededed!
Smittededed!!!! Bwaahahahahahaha!!
THUNDER!!! THUNDER!!1! LIGHTNING BOLTZ CRASHING EVEREEWHAR!
wen i kunsider teh fings ai has dun ober the corss uv mai adult lief, ai kin oanlee sermiez taht if teh lietnings has nawt struk me yet, tehy nebber wil
ZZZZZZZZZAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
For me, Jesus donut do teh smitin, lyk in teh Oled Testament, he duz moer ob teh hed-shaekin an sadlydisapoynted voyce. An mush Homer Simpson-styl hed-smakin wen his disypuls miss teh poynt!
Oh, NOOOOOOOOOOOEEEESSSSS – Ambercat!!!! WHUT has u SAYED?? HOOO heer amongst us duz this!?!?!? Teho!!!!! And even WERSE – his NAYME!!!
Iz tru, Jesus not a smitedey kind of guy!
an I deffinitsly tink Jesus sed d’oh! at leest 1ce!
The ancient Egyptians worshipped cats as Gods, and their civilization (and empire) lasted for almost two thousand years. Then, along came Jebus, and worshipping him has created almost two thousand years of war and destruction. Which religion is better??
We at ICHC and the other cat sites obviously know the answer.
NAO, WE MUS’ GOFORTH AN PROCLAYM TEH GOSPL UV KITTEH, TAHT IF EVRIWUN GETZ A KITTEH AN SNORGLES HIM (HER), TEN WE’LL ALL BECUM BETTR PEEPS, AN PEEZ ON ERF CAN HAS HAPPN
“TEH GOSPL UV KITTEH” xD
I BE PREECHING TODAY I PROMISES!
Gospel of the kitteh
Give me gushie foods
and I give U snorgles and headbutts
Give me nip
and I sit in ur laps and purrs like an enjun.
A warm place to nap
and I give kitteh kisses and will always make your dai happier..
I cant come up wuth any morez…
wins!
I no mah kitteh certinlee be peein on teh erth.
An’ da karpit… an’ da towil mumma lef on da flore…. an’ da baffmat…
ohhhh, da bafmat. we canst has teh wuns wif the rubbar bax becuz wun uv mai tree kittehs taykes a sniff and sez to himself: taht, self, iz a litterboks, an aim peein on it.
Neither actually. Any apparent lack of wars involving ancient Egypt are down to different standards of surviving records, and poorer communications reducing their chances to actually have wars.
Oh, I’m sure that they had wars and they were gruesome to behold. But as you say, paws4thot, we don’t have record of them so of course they are the “good old days”.
ah dont fink so…..
not to burst everyone’s bubble here, but Ainchunt Egeyipt had plenty of wars. The ethiopians, the hittites, the arameans, the lybians, etc…
Oh teh hittites – with ther terribul chariots! verree skeeree.
Ai kan beez wun ov teh apossls?
woot!
fur a sekunt dare ai fott ai wroted dat.
Panfer – yoo rool.
Yes…because the cat worshipping egyptians were a peace loving people themselves….
LOL! No, kitteh! Rezurrections plz?
–
And LOL again, my ads by google are of a website called “uncovered jesus christ pictures”
ana – i see the ad, too, but my sister doesn’t. she has nature’s oil. i’m on firefox. she’s on ms explorer. interesting.
I just got a google ad for GPS units… the google ads switch around.
hao u guise get these interesting google ads? Ai duzn’t has them. Oh – red Philene above. Ai has Safari. Is fawlt ov Safari?
Contrarywise, esp if Safari has a decent pop-up blocker too.
I gots wun dat sez “Bible Verses Ringtones”.
Hee-hee – wut dat is? Bible haz musik?
marketing
*mumbles something about “intelligent billboard placement” right after “intelligent design”….*
Buddha Kitteh and Jeesus Kitteh joyn 4ses 2 battl eevils evverwheres!
TEH PWR OF KITEKAT COMPELS J00!!!
hwaaa!
Produkt Endorsement Kitteh is endorsin.
Endorsin fur ur sins.
Turns owt marketing not root of all evil afturr alls.
OR IZ IT?????
WIN!!!!!
Preecher Kitteh sai,
“Eternal damnayshun furr teh blasfemy?
DO NOT WANT!
Howeffur,
dunt furrget
Ceiling Cat in heavenly ceiling
haf WICKED sense of humor.
Him haff to.
Him see u ats it
and u is doin it wrongs.
Srsly.”
Devowt-but-radikal wurshippur chipz in,
“Whut u meen He?
U ever konsider pozzubility dat teh Ceiling Cat is a She?”
I can has theologies?
ah am shur dat Ceiling Cat is a gurrl wif catastic centz uv humor; how elses to splain hyooomahnz?
omg mispeld!
LOL! *worships*
bao doawn befoar teh wun u serv.
ur gonna getz wut u deserv (to finish the song lyric!)
hed liek a lol…
(ps… is nots rilly nu ideeyum. http://www.lolnin.com
)
The DOOM Song!!!!!
doom doom doom dooom dooomd doom doom doom
-six months later-
doom doom doom dooom dooomd doom doom doom
ackshully, that site is awsum!
http://www.lolnin.com/?p=136 hehe.
i r stunned. iz liek a reeses – too favorit fings at teh same tiem. srsly. eyem nawt over it yet…
is that homerun jeesus?
i fink iz buddy jeebus…
Dogma refrenz FTW!!!!
I thot dis was gonna be croosified kitteh on kiet fraym.
misleedin advertisin. oh wel.
this is too funny! Love it!
Evangelical Kitteh is reechin owt to teh dawgee owners.
“repents! See error of wai’s!
for Ceiling Cat be amung us soons!
Teh dawgee is teh FALSE IDOL!”
Und so it goes, und so it goes….
we owez so much to teh russien kittehs … first happy cat, nao kitekat.
Kitekat luvs me, dis I noes
for ICHC tells me so
win!
Stop teh eerwurmz! DO NOT WANT!
liddel kats 2 him bellong
him iz beeg an him iz strong
cause he eet da catfud
cause he eet da catfud
for ichch telled meh so
****zap****
i wuz frayd ob dat.
jebbus likeded da song. he doan likeded meh neglektin…. mah wurk…
****zap****
fine! k! im goin!!
Praise Cheezus Kitekat, teh onlee sun ov teh ceiling cat, who is seeted at teh rite paw of teh father (and is watching u masturbate).
Let us prey as he taught us: u can nom nom teh micee, but only after playing voleyball with it for half an hour.
At 3 AyEm!
Rudi Gulliani is pandering to teh wurshipurz of teh Ceiling Cat.
“I once may have said i was a dog owner, but I was misquoted…..”
You know what’s really funny? Like a week or so ago, there was a pic of a cat sticking it’s head out over a pueblo, and the caption was “Muhammed cat is watching your jihad.” Alot of people freaked out about it, saying it was offensive. But no one’s really complaining about this picture at all. lol, I guess Christians can take a joke.
well, smb0621, I think I can!
doin’ my best, here…….
Thar wuz??? Heer??? Awn this site? An tehy didn’t just hide it?? Ai din’t see it. A’m shur ai wud hav luved it.
I <3 teh REAL Jeebus, and I <3 teh kittehs–derefore, dis WINS! And I LOL’d berry berry much @ udder comints. I bet teh Jeebus laff, too. Mehbee He had a lolcat??
Owr kitteh, who art in teh ceiling
ceilingcat be ur naem
ur mowses run
Ur burgers nom
on erth as it am in teh ceiling
giev us dis dai owr daylee burgr
and foargiev us our plehs as we foargiev dose we fink r pleh too
Temtayshun = DO NAWT WANT (cept wen it luks liek 2 much fun)
and deliber us from teh lose and teh epic fail
foar yurz in teh ceiling and teh katnip and the treetses, foarebber and eber
nomnom.
that are too funneh! and full of winz..
Now can I haz lolmary too?
Crapture, that are the LOL! And “nomnom” be the LOLingest!
AMEN!!!
I will neber be abl tu says dat agin witowt de snikkers.
I are Catholic and I are going to hell fur laffing at dis! Crapture, I lurve yu so hard!!!
*kisses Crapture on cheek, runs away embarassed*
Catlick skool edjukayshin, I has it
Meh 2, Sr Lucia, are not goin to be happi if she knu, whut I writed
WIN.
Ai wood giv yoo mor dan fyve burgerz if wuz pawssibl. Must to bee stitchin dis on a samplurr to hang on teh wall.
bwahahaha! FTW!!1!
WARNING: Do NOT read while drinking, unless you like the feeling of fluid spurting out your nostrils. kthxbye
ZOMG! Wez klose AA meatinz wif Lord’z Preyer…ai also not bez ables 2 sez it naow w/o tinking…. wen dey sez, “who keps uz sober?” Ai be tinking, “Owr kitteh, who art in teh ceiling….” LULZ!!!
UR getz BIG win tooday!!!
an, if peeps bez all “pleh! blaspheme!” by kitekat pic, den ai sez to themz: Ceiling Cat has a humor. Mades plateepuss, didn’t he?
DOGMA!!! FTW!!!1!1!!
Kitteh, Chaptur tree, vurs zigztein:
“Foar Ceiling-Cat so loevded teh wurld taht he gaev hims oanlee begawten Kitekat, taht hoo-ebber bleevs in him shal not has ded, but can has much win and awsum”
okay……….NEXT! plzthxbai
well, I’m a Christian and I laughed aloud.
It is the juxtaposition of the images that are
amusing…I don’t think it was done purposely
to be outrageous or to outrage. So I just
can’t be offended by it. I appreciate the
person who saw the irony and commented on it.
yes it be a symbol of irony…since pic of Jesus is jury rigged, looks like a drawing/painting done on a sheet or paintdrop , and hung over apt or office windows (which makes me wonder about lack of view or sunshine, or mebbe abandoned bldg). Mebbe it’s like a pbbbbtttt to Kitekat foods advertisement, but probably just a coinkydink.
ZOMG! soon all teh pics has controversee n lolpeople not sees nuthin!
Thanks for offending the religious whackos. Gold star for you.
You know what, it takes a very distinct lack of harbls to make a remark like that using my name, you litterbox dumpling.
I may be all about offending the overly sensitive when it might happen to strike me as funny, but i at least try to do it with a little more tact and style than to bluntly generalize people as “religious whackos”
@$$hat
Annuder ting bowt ol WP…it won’t let mee gib u elebbuntee billyun cheeseburgas.
It sucks when @$$hats doo teh cowardlee impurrsunashun stunt.
LOL at “litterbox dumpling”
i cant ake it no moar… littrbawks dumplin
iz heer awll by mahseff an cant do nuffin butt reed dis an laff till i breffless…
kitekat, halp meh!
Your name? You mean the name that comes up as a default name in the Name field?
Cry a little more, why don’t you? Whacko.
I think you came through the wrong door, ahole.
You need the door marked “Fark.”
That’s where most of the bullies and asshats like to congregate. Of course, if you’re one of those pathetic exceptions of bullies that are cowards and who don’t have the eggs to be in the company of other bullies, and would rather be in the company of gentle and kind people , then you are probably in the right place.
other user names only pop up like that when wordpress is acting up.
It did not strike you as odd that someone else’s screenname and e-mail address showed up on your screen?
Nahh… i guess that would have required an attention span greater that which god gave a crack-addled housefly.
There is a name i could think of to call you, but to do so would be a grave insult to vinegar, water and the pouches in which they sometimes travel together
Why should I waste any brainpower on coming up with insults for you when you’re doing a fine job of making a fool of yourself over a simple software problem? No Email address popped up with the name, BTW. I saw the name filled in, figured it was the local version of Anonymous or something, (not the local version of drooling retard, as it would seem to be in your case) and went with it. I bet if you ever went into a first-person shooter and found other people using the name that first came up, (usually Player or Freshmeat or something along those lines) you’d probably scream and cry and stamp your feet and all that hysterical estrogen-laden nonsense over it.
My only regret in all this is that it’s not yet legal to just push a button and remove you from the gene pool for the good of the human race. Damn whiny bloggers.. you’ve probably complained to your mommy about me by now. Well go ahead, keep complaining as if I’ll be around regularly to read it.
“Whacko” is by far not the best I can come up with.. but it’s about all you’re worth. Have a day.
wai on earf wud u finks dat meens “Anonymous”? sez kleerleh “Name”. by definishun, “anonymous” meens wifout a name.
doan let da dor nawb hit u. an doan comed backs. kbai.
*slam da dor. hug mah frenz.*
(jurkface)
I am seriously starting to lose my patience with you.
GET OFF THIS SITE NOW AND NEVER EVER COME BACK!!!!!!
I have had enough of your insulting manner and comments.
and you are serioulsy stupid to think that “the crapture” would be an anonymous name.
There is no anonymous name in ICHC.
I am really really saddenned that anyone could be as mean, cruel and stupid as you are, so I repeat:
LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!!!!!
Yay, u guys!!
Itteh: so weerd. We are soo allike…..I wus tinkin bout sayin bofe teh doornob AN jurkface comment.
innersesting
“drooling retard”
????????????????
Oh, geez, creep.
I was right. Fark dot com IS the place for you.
BTW, you cheap impostor, i should add that if “Whacko” is the best you can do for an insult, i should hope you’re not looking for any potential fill-in work during the Writers’ Strike… in fact i should hope that whatever you do for a living does not cause whatever remaining braincells you have to work too hard for their oxygen.
I think even a job that involves questions about whether or not to include French Fries may be too far above your faculties.
You are the only one i see in this thread saying hurtful things, and though the lolprayer was hilarious, its time to play nice or leave. i very protective of this place and these people.
Med_Mad:
you might notice that it appears i am saying all these terrible things to myself.
Someone made a rude comment when WordPress was acting up and it showed up with my name attached to it, I took offense at seeing my name on that comment and said something about it, which prompted the not-Me to say something dumb that made feel like ripping into him a little more
i’m just saying.
Hey, Real Crapture, it’s interesting to me that the False Crapture didn’t just say, “Oops, my bad” but rather indulged in nastiness. And continued too. And talked about killing you. And on and on, and then blamed that kind of obsessive behavior on you. (and never changed his name)
Ah, I see s/he is in the latter category I mentioned.
False Crapture, I’ll ask Santy Claws to bring you some new harbls.
Bye now-I’ve wasted enough time on you.
Hey, M-M…don’t feel bad….this is confusing.
And I liked what you said.
I feel that way too.
I have nothing to apologize for, honey. You still upset by the name thing? Take it up with whomever wrote this crappy software.
Protip: You don’t have to kill someone to remove them from the gene pool forever. When a man and a woman love each other very much, the man gives the woman twenty dollars.. oh wait, old SNL skit intruding there. Anyway, long story short: No testicles, no ovaries, no longer in gene pool. I suggest http://www.darwinawards.com if you need further information.
Who knew a software error with a default-quality name could be so filled with “lulz”, as the kiddies are calling it these days?
well. that summed it up.
“When a man and a woman love each other very much, the man gives the woman twenty dollars”
I think you’ve said enough.
Me too.
Nite..
well, some of the “religious whackos” are regular viewers of ICHC.
Which is bothersome.
Is it more important to strike a blow against those with whom you disagree or more important to be funny as hell?
I will always vote for the latter witness my love of Monty Python’s Life of Brian and my absolute – well, relatively absolute, I do adhere to the “whacko” faith – devotion to Eddie Izzard, especially his take on the absurdity of chocolate bunnies representing the love of Jesus at Easter.
What bugs be about this particular post is it seems designed to be a poke in the eye even if it is more Three Stooges poking than an actual assault. I think I would have been more receptive to this offering had it been more generous in its intention.
YMMV. Obviously.
Spoiler: those religious whackos are -everywhere- and their fragile little existences cannot cope with any threat to their faith, no matter how minor, because their faith is all that holds them together as people. Fundamentalism for something, barely matters what, is a strong desire in human nature that not everybody can or wants to overcome, unfortunately for the rest of us.
I Can Has Troll-Feeding?
Thats not offensive its funny!
censorshipz on ICHC : do not want…
I love the photo and the captation!
Those of you who don’t like this delicious burger is because you never read Teh Holy Bible (Wiki)!
placement of billboard not offensive – just ironic. lolcat caption IS offensive.
Thanks.
teh r0×0rs! jeebus kitteh is teh awsums!
I love it! I totally love the caption! I’m a Born Again Christian and I love it.
Heh. Funny.
No offensive – only phunny! *laff*
I saz it is juss l0lz! *rofl*
I bleevs in Kitekat and no he wd no be ‘fended by this pic. Kitekat luvz all us, even jebus.
I lol at ppl who get pantiez in bunch over lolcats.
r more srs things 2 be getting pantiez twstd ovar.
lolcats for teh funniez. dun take way the lol.
refer 2 eelier postes 4 fashun tips in pantees twistin…
That was priceless!
Why,yes….yes it is. *wink*
Is a funnee!!!! Pleez to some pepuls remuv stick from posterior, mak u feel bettur. Ktnkx, bai.
Iz a funee!!! Pls 2 sum pepul remuv stick from posterior, u will feels bettut. K, thnx, bai.
rachel’s comment sew gut I gibbed 5 chzburgers — to both copies.
I needs too remove my own stick.
I pologizes too ebberybody (except sertun peepul hoo no hu dey r) for showin mah butt on heer. I is juss so weeree uff meen peepul.
*runs awai*
Butt… is NISE butt!!!1!!!
sides, nobuddy getz 2 b meen to da crapture an misuse da name.
(littrbawks dumplin… i cant storp laffin. dis a reel prollem. srsly.)
I agreez ibk, I likd Kathleens post, we stand up for each other heer.
I can tell u gascat is bout as mellow as a person can be, heez berry toleratin an dis hab him EXTREMELY irate, I habent seen himz dis mad in berry long timz. Himz hates it when himz frens r bein hurt. himz lubz awl you peeps an he no be toleratin anyone hurtinz yuz awl.
Himz so mad tol him to sign off n fin kitti n tawlk to kitti ’bout it. kittiz berri understandin.
momcat
akshooly, I went and read down to teh bottum, and tehre I saw a post by kathleen taht made feel a lot beddar.
so I is much beddar naow.
WOW>
which?? which post maded u feel bettar? telss mee! I muss no!
People are too easily offended. This was a great lolcat. Chillax. Humor is funny.
Kite Kitteh luvs you DIS MUCH more than jeebus. lol.
Iz funnee!!! Sum pepuls remuv stick from bum, maks u feel bettur. Kthnx,bai.
No, no, sillees, dis kitteh not bee the Wun. Hee juss bee a copycat!!
is no fensive to me
jebus is backing up kitekat
like
“yah me too… but whatev”
As a very religious person, I found the photo and caption both extremely funny. It might have been meant as mockery, but I’m going to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and assume it was just a coincidence.
However, I have scanned through the comments with more than a little trepidation, because stuff like this always brings out the religion-bashers and the people who seem to think they have the right to dictate to everyone else what opinions they are or are not allowed to have.
I personally think that Jesus can appreciate the humorous juxtaposition of the kitty picture. I don’t think he’s as appreciative, however, of the resultant sniping.
I think we were typing at the same time, CP!
Yeah of all things to take seriously and get offended over…. LOLCATS??? Its…. fricking…. lolcats….. its all about ridiculous.
Very, very well said!
Yep, I secund dat.
INTERNETZ: SERIOUS BUSINESS
i herd dat in 7.1 surownd.
WWJD?
Why, he’d want to snorgul that cute little KiteKat.
That’s what he’d do.
AMENS!! I mean, NOM NOM. Or do I??? O.o
wwjs?
who wood jebus snorgle?
RILLY LOL’d over dat one
))))
This would have been just as funny without the caption.
yoo noe iym gona bukk teh trend heer… cuz i kinda agree. if iyd seen dis wun dai on teh street, in reel lief, wif no capshun, i prolly wuda laffed my lapsd-cafflik azz off fr ten hoel minnits. an evrybudy wawkin doawn teh siedwok wud uv bin all “…whut?” wich wud jus maek meh laffity laff laff snort gasp laff evin moar.
I’m not usually inclined to agree with Teho, but I have to say I think this picture should have stood on its own.
The irony was beautiful.
I think “Kitecat died 4 ur cheezburgers” would have been less offensive.
I’m not religious but I have family members who are overly religious and that’d be where they draw the line between funny and rude.
But c, dat’s da prob–Jeebus dyed fur HOOMAN sinz–Kitekat dyed fur KITTEH sinz. Iz diffrnt.
ant, i grees wif u, there mite be moar funnier capshuns, but i’z glad we gots teh pikchur.
An i iz sorry dat awl dose peeps like u (and Meghan, waaay above) hoo dared to dissent in a calm, polite manner got voted daon by so meny fokes.
Hah! That is funny. Anyone that finds that offensive needs to seriously check to see if they are actually, like, enjoying life. I find it hard to believe that any God who would create something so odd as this earth would be offended by such an image.
Why nobody sed teh Kitekat adz foar Nian Lievs rly? Versuz two lives wif Jeebus?
Ai ma whiskypayleen so can say that!
(ducks & runs)
if doez ar teh choysez, i piks teh dux.
Offended peeps should get over themselfs… not everyboddeh has yer beleef system… nor shood we…
this funneh… no should be “hidden” by prissy complainerz
While i agree, servant2-4cats, that this isn’t offensive, please remember as you so stated, “not everyone has your belief system.” That means you can’t decide what is offensive to everyone, and what isn’t, either.
For those who are of the opinion that the almighty has no sense of humor, I humbly submit for consideration…the platypus.
Who am I kidding? I humbly submit…MANKIND. It just doesn’t get any more offensive – or funnier – than us.
teh funnay!!!
i find this pic deeply offensive, and as i read the comments, i see we are a Godless nation (by this representative sample) …BUT, I believe it’s largely because of people who claim to believe the same way i do – those hypocrites who don’t practice what tey preach, parents who force their children to go to church, televangelists and pedo priests. no wonder, because the peeps who should have been setting the example were to busy pissing the rest of us off and turning everyone against Christianity. we’re the ones who **ked it all up. for that, i’m sorry.
Godless is as godless does, sir.
I a godless lolfrend nawt bcuz ov messd up ppl hoo call emselv Christians, but bcuz I nawt fink a god exists. Is fairy tail.
But dis nawt has nuffin to do wit Christianity, I not bleev in othar religions eithr.
oh, the persecution. Get over yourself and your myth. Yet again with some yo-yo thinking that they are the only “one true Christian”.
and we were never a “Godful” nation anyway. Read your history.
Ur whinin: ur doin it rong. Who are care if stik-up-bum fundies gets offnded? Just maeks picshure more LOL.
U can has a sense of humor pls? kthxbai.
your prejudices.
let me show you them…
Teh refereez agree…
i can has field goal!!!!
This is not offensive, this is funny. Some people get offended over the most harmless humor.
I lurvs it!
C’mon people, lighten up eh? I’m pretty darn sure God gave us a sense of humor for a reason. Use it!
I think this one is funnier if you consider “kitekat” to be cat speak for “kike cat.”
hmm, i nots fink dat eny funeyr.
jus luks like “kit-e-kat” tu meh.
Naow DIS I finds offensiv.
This made my head think and my mouth laugh. I think it’s Russian maybe? Good for them for hanging a giant icon of Christ (after years of not being able to) and good for us for seeing humor in the juxtaposition. I love it.
LOLOLOLOL
jeezus lurves teh kitties as much as he lurves teh hoomans!
What I want to know is, which sign went up first? Did someone see the kitteh and decide to put up the picture of Jesus? Or did the kitteh people think this would be a good place for an open armed kitteh?
I decide not to be offended. Jesus loves alla hoomins and alla critters.
Lukk we cant all does big arms. I do teh big armz, u all luk at meh liek “oo he doin big armz”.
eddie izzard ft(mega-ultra)w
O_O
I think I love you… <3
*snickur*
Jesus no can has be offndd… ofndid… er, upset at piktchur. Jesus sez, “All kittehs can haz hugz. Hav u hugd ur kitteh tuday?”
Offnsiv? Not even. Cheezburgers for Jesus, cheezburgers for kittehs, cheezburgers for submett… sbmttr… er, whozevr sendz piktchur.
Dis bery sadmaking. No chezburgr at hand, had to go find kitteh to hug. Interrupted catnap in sun, kitteh NOT amused. Jeebus amused, she tol me so.
Bet Russian ad agency amused; can concatact them? Fame!
This picture is so NOT OFFENSIVE that it’s funny.
dis b offensiv? sumtiems teh ceilin cat wershipperz has no hyoomer. not ol uv dem, doe. i no lots hoo laff lots.
also, i lyke dat sqrlz nutz is ok, but dis is not so ok. dat to me mor funniez.
sry 4 dubble post. srsly. k thx bai.
Umm…if an omnishunt powur maed us (an Im not sayin wun did) then teh omnishunt powur maed us wif a sens of hyoomur (if we haz wun) and teh omnishunt powur maed sumbudy put up teh pikshurs (not nesesarily at teh saem time, or visibul frum all anguls.)
Just sayin.
Oh, and teh catz naem is Boris, an hes the star of a big ad campayne in Rusha for kit-e-kat fud. Anuther Boris ad sez, “A leaf out of Boris the cat’s lexicon: Patriot – a cat that eats only Russian recipe Kit-e-kat.” So it seemz teh rushian admans are skaiting close to teh edje howevur yu luk at it…kthxbai.
Maybe I’m just a jaded athiest, but that’s pretty funny.
LOLZ.
DAH Shong for dis one can be…..ANY FRIGGIN RELIGIOUS SONG!!
what a friend we has in cheezus
shout to the ceiling cat
nom nom christian soldiers
pour out my bukkit
did u feel teh burgurz tremble?
this is the caturday the lord has made
in ur house (verb-ing ur noun)
potters paw
do not want… um, i mean fear
(in soviet russia) we stand in awe of u
I give u my heart, but I eeted it
Yikes! I’m a little ashamed to admit that I recognized only 5 out of 11! 8-0
d00d, i givs u moar scotch fr dat. on meh. hao meny fingrs?
Ein fester Burger ist unser Gott.
As a Christian-hating employee of kitekat incorporated, I find this deeply offensive.
lol j/k
teh howlee KITEKAT iz mah sabiour
*Shaking Head*
I can has uptight, no-sense-of-humor-having Fundies?
I wuv kitties. I love my religion. The juxtaposition of the ads is funny. But the lol caption is somewhat blasphemous. You can tell me to lighten up, but we all know there are someplaces we shouldn’t go, not because we’re afraid of a hailstorm of protest, but just out of simple respect. I’m a little sad for icanhascheeseburger today. And I donated money to this site when it needed it caused I love it.
That’s my two cents, FWIW.
U Can use those two cents to buy sense of humor? Kthxbai.
How about you use them to buy some manners?
a pennie sayvd is a pennie urnd.
Excellent reply.
yeah, I hear ya.
I’ve been a viewer of this site since last February and until today felt quite at home.
Oh well, I guess no place is perfect. But you have spoken well, bizkitmama. +5 burgers
-10 burgerz to bizkitmama, I eated dem. XP
thank you lowly grunt.
And regarding a sense humor, I can has a joke. Pope Happy Cat I was one of my favorite cheeseburgers! And I’m a traddy. Like I said, the photo is hilarious. Maybe this is a case where the caption didn’t live up to the photo. It happens. Sometimes the copy just can’t improve upon the layout.
OK peeplz needz 2 taek dem bugz outs dey azzes! It’s funny. Laugh or change the channel (so to speak..)
bizkitmama -
How about u have simple respect for other belief systems, since u demand it for yours? MY system says all teh fundies have deeply offended me. I demand apol- aplo- you take it bak!
Not a fundy. Did I insult another belief system in my comments? Don’t think so. Why so angry? I’m not angry. Everyone else can speak. Why not me?
Mai Faver in Hevin kreated teh kittehz, and He sayd it wuz gewd.
He alzo kreated teh hoomans, hoo invented teh lolcats, which wuz alzo gewd.
Derfore, I look upon dis macro and say dat it iz gewd.
Lulz.
hey!! r u da jeezus gai from a liddel wile back? 18 yeers old?
if so, i SO happeh to see ur back!~
if nawt, i still happeh. just doan likes it wen peepel feels like dey bean chasded orf.
(big xception, dat gai hu stoled da craptures name… he can jolleh well feel chased orf.)
Jesus – it must bee u. Sounds liek u. Our 18 r awld wun rite? Hoo got a liddle dumped awn?
Ai wuz kwite werried abawt u. Sort ov liek poor deer Sally – did u reed whut awl she rote? Sumtiems, as gascat – wun ov r otter kittens (as u know) sayed – is bedder just to let i go.
Butt ai am so glad u r bak. And lulzing!
Nao, if awnlee Jules wud come bak, mai happiness wud bee almoast compleet!
Posting what’s out there in the world is not offensive;
equating kitten with Christ; how can that NOT be?
I love kittens, and I’m a pagan myself, but that is disrespectful to Christians.
Despite all of my issues with the Christian right, I think it was the caption that was over the line.
Also, just a wee bit tired of comments that people who don’t like postings of cats in driers, freezers, painted colors, being put into full tubs of water, etc. have no sense of humor.
Ever notice how people who are playing cruel jokes always are laughing when they do it? Doesn’t make it funny if someone or something is being hurt.
Sorry for not speaking “da lingo” Hard and tiresome to read for more than a few words.
Exactly Daphne. What you said.
Butt Daphne Moss – ai feel ai must speek heer. This is NAWT disrespekful to Christians. Teh Christian right r teh wuns hoo r disrepectful to Christians, because they has no Christian values at awl and has given awl ov Christianitee a verree bad nayme. These r horrid, bigoted peeple – meen and vishous, too. They has no idea whut it meens to be a Christian.
But – you – why do you com heer to a site whar u KNOW teh peepl speek LOLspeek – and u maek no effor to lern it and furthermoar insult us bai saying it is tiresome.
You, Daphne, r no ladee!
Didn’t realize we all had to speak that way; I like people who like animals, and I love the photos.
I am not welcome if I don’t learn lolspeek?
I said it was tiresome on LONG posts … just for me, because i’m new.
I like it on the ones about animals. I even try it!
It’s possible to like people and not always agree with them, you know…
families do it all the time…
daphne, u duznt has 2 lolspeek.
u berry classeh nawt 2 getted upset.
i nawt shur dats reely jch4k. sumbuddy benn steelin names. NAWT FUNNEH.
butt dis r reely meh, ittehbittehkitteh.
{{daphne}}
2 tells u da truf, i nawt offended. (gota berry long post below…) iz chrishchin. i lurves jeezus. i fink da pic is so-so. da string is funneh.
prolly what is diifcult is dat awll hyoomer is based on pane. abbott and costello gets losted in a haunted kastel. hahaha. funneh – butt based on feer. sumbuddy getz a pie in da fayce or slip on da nannanna peel. hahaha. funneh – but based on physical pane. dis like uvver serious issues. we nawt fightin bout a pic of a kitteh bein disem- dissemi- gutted. if dey posted da pic – we wud reech rite fru our monitors and tare da retched fing 2 bits. nobuddy heer want to see reel, aktshul pane. da kweshun is where we puts da line. dis herts, butt still funneh. dat herts – nawt funneh.
anyways, i nawt kompleetleh shur dats janet. plz keep ur coolness an grayce. dey becomes u.
((daphne)) anuvver hug.
see wut kinda stuff this name problum cawses?
ICHC—PLEASE FIX THIS?
Many sites have you sign in before you can post. With a pass word. Why not consider this.
thx
Daphne – please accept my apologies. I mistook you for a troll. I guess it was your remark about being disrespectful to Christians that really set me off. I am constantly so upset about the the self-righteous bigots of the right wing who preach hatred and intolerance in the name of Christ. Just seeing one on TV gets me all tense. I just hate it that they have given Christianity such a bad name. No one who actually tries to follow the teachings of Jesus can call himself a Christian anymore.
And i also missed the “LONG” posts – and of course, I think you meant “tiring” rather than “tiresome” which implies something else altogether.
And no, you do not need to speak LOlspeak to be hear. Many do not. Stend and Gayla hardly ever do. Since you say you are quite new here, then perhaps you do not know of the trolls who come by and say really nasty things about our language. It is not meant to be “cutesy,” you know, but is simply the language of the site.
And it DOES take time and effort to learn to speak it and to write it. And after you have done it enough, you even begin to speak in it. And dream in it. Just like learning any other foreign language.
So – if you love animals and the photos and people who like animals, then this is absolutely the place for you and you will find many friends here. And you are very, very welcome.
And thank you for speaking up and explaining yourself. I really did misunderstand you and I am very sorry that I spoke as I did. And I would have been even sorrier if you had gone away feeling you were not welcom here.
So – here is my paw extended to you in friendship. And – well – enjoy it here – and do feel free to speak in any language you want to! Not that you need my permission!
{{{janet}}}
***schmoo*** on da cheek.
Aww, you guys are great! And so smart! I have enjoyed the many reasoned, kind rejoinders to one another.
I really think if we people of CIHC ran things, NO PROBLEMS.
I agree that Jesus had a great sense of humor, and he was wonderful to women! Don’t think everyone who invokes His name speaks on His behalf, tho… I don’t think Jesus would hate pagans. He sounded pretty cool.
Who else would have stood up for a woman who was a prostitute and encouraged girls to read?
I’m SOOO glad I am still welcome! I will try to learn lol talk…(I already once told my boyfriend “NO WANT!” when he tried to feed me chili, so there’s hope for me.
*MAJOR HUGS TO ALL OF CIHC*
Daphne
dat u, janet?
Yes, deer ittehbitteh, It wuz reellee mee. Thanks much fur yur defense ov mee – and yur verree nice comminz to Daphne. Ai aphairentlee totallee misred hur meening.
Is nawt teh furst tiem, either. Tahnk gudness ai duzn’t do it verree offen, oar I’d bee even moar embaresseded. Sigh.
Jusst those darn rite wing “Christians.” Set mee off ebbretiem. Hao can tehy say tehy r Christians an be so intolerunt ai simplee do nawt no. Is cleer tehy has no unnerstanding ov whut teh bible sayz. Tahy r so full ov haet. Ai find tehm verree skarree indeed.
iz hard nawt 2 b upset wif peepel hu duznt want 2 let u has ur bleefs. i has frens hu iz berry conserbativ. i knows nawt 2 talks bout sertin fings. just make hard feelins. do not want. iz nawt cause i doan akcept dem – - iz cause dey woan akcept whut i bleev. dats hard. u knows meh – awll sensitifs.
dis hao i try 2 luk at dem: we awll gots a “faith journey”. nobuddy reelly falls in step wif anuvver person totally. ders gottz be sumfin diffrent. so, mebbe iz da wun hu wanna be deep an fink fings fru an komtplate gourd an find da deepest lebbel i cans reech. dats nawt everbuddys journey. so mebbe dey flotes on da tawp. finks dey gud chrishchins cause dey goes 2 cherch. finks deyz gud chrishchins cause dey onleh buys chrishchin musik. setera, setera. i cant blame dem 4 nawt bean deep. mebbe dats da onlee way dey cans be… mebbe dey goes to hebben just like sumbuddy i fink is a sante. (mah kuzzin kenny, xample) i cannot bees resposibul 4 deir journey. i just watches wher I goes!! gourd take care ob da rest.
howebber, wens come 2 da politicks – - nao DAT SCARE meh a lot. politishuns can terned da whirrled upside daown – fro da hole dang playce into da fire. butt lolcats an religion – i can bees berry filosofickals an tolirint…
i gonna sine orf – but wun moar hug {janet}
gnite!
Daphne, I think you are a sweetheart and a lovely person too be concerned about the Christian’s feelings when you’re pagan. I really respect that. But I get a feeling a large percentage of them just think it’s a cute and sweet post.
You were just expressing your thoughts without being insulting. Good for you. Thank you for sharing, and hope you’ll be back!
And Janet’s right: many people don’t do the cutesy talk. It’s not a requirement, for goodness sake! We’re just goofy that way, LOL!
I meant, “a cute and sweet captioned picture” not “cute and sweet post”
Confusing!!
u is bein plagued by nuffinghams… whoze blog it iz? ur’s. iz funny. ur readers no unnerstand???? way too bad fur them. Go rede u Name of the Rose to be introduced to the stupid of censorship. oh, u not no how? watch the moove then.
kthxbai.
Hilarious!
I’ll tell you what’s offensive: using the name of God to support war and hatred. That goes for all religions, by the way.
Agreed 100%.
Wow. You got MY vote, lady.
Befoar u taeks awfenz at teh piktur oar teh komentz, fink abow tihs foar just a ninnit oar 2:
if we am maed in teh imaj of a hyer powar, am not owr flauz hiz flauz az wel?
kud dis hyer powar rietfuly blaem us if he am okayzhunaly teh sorse of a few lols?
whut kud be teh purr-poz of a gift liek a wied and wyuld senz of hyoomer if we am nawt to yuuze it to teh fulist egztent?
An if teh Almighty reelly dinnot wan tehse pix hangin nexta eech utter, do yous reelly tihnks He cudden stop it frum happnin?
Show me a mor “joyful noize” tahn teh purrin of R kittehs! Maybe singin? Laffter? Laff til ya P yurself? All gifts we can use 2 praiz teh givver. I like 2 majin teh Power splortin His coffee over sum of teh stoopy stunts I hav pullt!
Oh, relax, alla yez. It’s just a picture.
Jesus AND Kitekat BOTH say: “CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???”
esli vam ne veselo, to ne chitaiete… approxmitly. iz ony studeed a fyoo sumesturs. i kan haz nativ speekur?
Excellent!!!! Plus bonus points for pissing off the fanatics!!!!
Would anyone have dared to do something similar to the Islamic faith? And then found it funny? And defended it?
As a believer in Jesus, this hurt my heart. It mocks Him. And I also hurt for all of you who only know Him as a caricature.
This precious little kitty does NOT mock him. Jesus is bigger than that.
It will all turn out in the wash.
Iz funnies! No offensivz. Bibls thumprs needz relaxz.
I’m no Lolcat. I do so love them, but I am, as you say, a hoomie or some such. But as it stands, I have to say I’m frustrated to see that the lot of you have become so fuzzing sensitive about simplistic jokes. I mean… Dern it. I’m sorry, Nam Cat was hilarious. As is Kitekat. You all need to lighten up.
one mans religion is another mans belly-laugh.
– robert heinlein
i spekt we awll has laffed bout sumbuddys elses bleefs. we just fale 2 see da hyoomer wen its OUR bleef gettin laffs. at furst i avoided dis lolpic wen i catched site ob da capshun. wen i sawded da pic – it dint reely made me mad or amused. iz okeh. da strings r fall-down-ded funneh!
i follows jeezus krist. i lurve him like a tru fren, cause dere benn sum times he wuz mah onleh fren… i kinda figger i nawt ded yet cause he luks out 4 meh. dis lolpic nawt so funneh. da commints hilarious!
i laffs at mohammid jokes. budda jokes. krishna jokes. afeist jokes. i know: dose is eezeh 2 laff at, cause iz chrishchin. i laffs at da jeezus jokes 2. fare play, u know?
if u reed da bibel or r chrishchin, u knows dat jeezus cried. coupla times. i fink he laffs 2. he must! hebben nawt so grate akshully if deres no laffin!
iz helfeh nawt 2 agree. if gourd wanted robots, he wudda made dem an bees dun wif it. most ob da string be civvil. i berry pleezd. (xcept da wun gai steelin identitees.)
sides, we can disagree awll our lifes. woan change da truf. nawt bleevin in graviteh woan made u fly… at da end, everbuddy will gotz da beeg debreefin. den we will awll knows. until den, we can disagree an be frenz.
Gud post, Itteh!
Humur a funneh ting. (oops.) U cant hep wut makes u laff an it bee puzzling sumtimes.
I nebber reellee laffed at dis. I just thot it wuz extreemelee cute an sweet. Kitteh bee acting like teh Jeesus. Awwww. Cute. Why get pantiez in a bunch? How dumb.
Pursun say kitteh died fur ur sins. Well, dag. Dats juss plan sillee fur a snort/laff. Ebbreeboddee noes nowun beeleebs dat. It juss bee so riduculus dat its cute.
Wai peepul got too get all uppsetted? Its so silly an cute. I bet Jesus wud say Awww… too.
Sheesh.
/kthxbai.
This, ittehbittehkitteh (and you, too, Daphne) may interest you. When I was working in the Army Entertainment Program (which I did for 30 years), I did an adaptation of “A Christmas Carol” for my theatre group. Believe it or not, there was no really good one. Since the first production of it in 1978 – to the last and 9th production that we did in 1999, it has had at least 150 performances – and was seen by several thousand people. Many of whom told me it was the best adaptation they had ever seen. Sorry it that sounds like bragging – but what I am trying to emphasize is that I probably know “A Christmas Carol” better than almost anyone on the face of the earth.
And this scene is the one that I always thing of when I think of the “Christian Right.” The second to the last paragraph is the one that refers (in my mind) to people like the “Christian Right.”
Please take the time to read the whole thing – to get the setting. Scrooge is out on Christmas Eve with the Ghost of Christmas Present. They are standing at the door of a bake shop.
But soon the steeples called good people all, to church and chapel, and away they came, flocking through the streets in their best clothes, and with their gayest faces. And at the same time there emerged from scores of bye-streets, lanes, and nameless turnings, innumerable people, carrying their dinners to the bakers’ shops. The sight of these poor revellers appeared to interest the Spirit very much, for he stood with Scrooge beside him in a baker’s doorway, and taking off the covers as their bearers passed, sprinkled incense on their dinners from his torch. And it was a very uncommon kind of torch, for once or twice when there were angry words between some dinner-carriers who had jostled each other, he shed a few drops of water on them from it, and their good humour was restored directly. For they said, it was a shame to quarrel upon Christmas Day. And so it was! God love it, so it was!
In time the bells ceased, and the bakers were shut up; and yet there was a genial shadowing forth of all these dinners and the progress of their cooking, in the thawed blotch of wet above each baker’s oven; where the pavement smoked as if its stones were cooking too.
‘Is there a peculiar flavour in what you sprinkle from your torch?’ asked Scrooge.
‘There is. My own.’
‘Would it apply to any kind of dinner on this day?’ asked Scrooge.
‘To any kindly given. To a poor one most.’
‘Why to a poor one most?’ asked Scrooge.
‘Because it needs it most.’
‘Spirit?’ said Scrooge, after a moment’s thought, ‘I wonder you, of all the beings in the many worlds about us, should desire to cramp these people’s opportunities of innocent enjoyment.’
‘I!’ cried the Spirit.
‘You would deprive them of their means of dining every seventh day, often the only day on which they can be said to dine at all,’ said Scrooge. ‘Wouldn’t you?’
‘I!’ cried the Spirit.
‘You seek to close these places on the Seventh Day,’ said Scrooge. ‘And it comes to the same thing.’
‘I seek!’ exclaimed the Spirit.
‘Forgive me if I am wrong. It has been done in your name, or at least in that of your family,’ said Scrooge.
‘There are some upon this earth of yours,’ returned the Spirit, ‘who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all our kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us.’
Scrooge promised that he would; and they went on, invisible, as they had been before, into the suburbs of the town. It was a remarkable quality of the Ghost (which Scrooge had observed at the baker’s), that notwithstanding his gigantic size, he could accommodate himself to any place .
Janet again. Powerful stuff, I think. “. . .as strange to us and all our kith and kin, as if they had never lived.” Dickens really knew what he was doing. The Three Spirits are sent from heaven (Marley tells us so in his scene in the first stave) – so all of the kith and kin are the angels and other dwellers in heaven.
Humans believe they’re made in the image of God.
Kitekat believes he IS God.
icanhaz religus tieps not enfrcen dare own sqeemshness on da rest ofus??? lotsa kittehs tinx dat ur god is imaginary. kthxbai
well, its not massively funny, but i sure dont find it offensive… thats bizzare…
‘O YOU MENTIONED RELIGION, THEREFORE IT IZ OFFENZIF. INNIT BRUV. YES BLAD.’
pretty much
Jebus cat sez let thur be foodz
TRANSLATION OF THE RUSSIAN WORDS:
“Turned the stone and looked beneath it.
Peace on earth was all it said.”
I remember hearing that song sung at a choir camp, I didn’t know the words so I just listened.
I don’t think I have ever felt the way I did then at any other time.
that song gave me chills all up and down my spine, it was such a beautiful song, and it was sung so beautifuly.
(oh darn, here come those misty thoughts.)
I’ve always thought it should be re-done,,,,in “Alternative” mode.
I’ve sung it that way a few times myself.
It’s NEVER a bad time for that song.
Cept….this time….”tons of oil for which they’d kill”
Whether you believe that or not, you have to agree it’d be a great alternative version.