kitekat died 4 ur sins
Egads! Sum ppl. says dis is offensive, sum sez iz just lolz. Wanna see fuh uself?

picture: ifun.ru, lol caption: JamLBass
(From Cheezburger: I’m closing teh comments cause the page is getting to big to load and causin’ problems in sum browsers.)









plz to hav ressur ..rez …. born again?
man, I stared at this picture dumbfounded for a good 5 minutes
this is NOT funneh
much funneher lolpics on vote! page didnt make it to mainpage
use them!!!
kitteh sez
Happee Diwali
i can has priti liets?? http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00e398bab51b0003.html
ooooo - mai ayz - Teho - u has blinded mee!
prettee lites fur Diwali, berri nice.
LOL! iz funneh to meh. i culd see hao mebe a strik religious prson myte be mad tho.
http://www.graffitiresearchlab.com/?page_id=6
OH YEAH ??? OH YEAH ???
Oh, dem VEREH pretteh lites Teho.
I likes teh lites an teh color.
butt greytexplorer - thar r menee heer hoo do think it funneh - fur meny diffrunt reasons - juxtaposishun ov pikshures bein wun ov them.
So don’t spoyl fun fur otters just cuz u don’t liek it. Another pkshur will be alawng ene minuet.
It mus be a full moon.
naw. Noo moon. maks peeps sad an wifdrawn - an sumteims angury.
Today be void moon. New moon is tomorree.
dark uv moon, reely, and ur rite.
got dat rite. Peepul bees jurkee an cruel sints sun enturred Scorpio.
Wus all sweet an nice wehn in Libruh.
Cant wait fur Sag.
/yeah, I’m a strollogee dummee.
//not bleeeves it, juss fun
yeah! what janet said!
all i knows is that I luvs dis picture. My mom, who was 88, passed away yesterday, and she would have loved dis picture and laffed out loud upon seeing it.
so sorry to hear about your mom…she must have had a great sense of humor, and it rubbeded off on you! =)
I’m sorry to hear about your Mom, homescribe.
I’ll bet that you have a lot of good stories to tell about her.
Sending peaceful thoughts to you.
{{{homescribe}}}
so sorry 4 ur loss. u gots lolfambly heer. if u wanna talk, we lissens.
tanks, lolfrens … u are allz teh vary best … i spent afternoon with dad and brudder and we drank wine, told grate storees about mom, and also felt the sad. mom never wanted us to be sad … just to appreciate our famblee and the luv we had. dad and i were with her when she went … got to hold her hand and tell her of our luv as she passed … it was very sweet.
oh, homescribe… i holded mah mommehs hand wen she died 2. i so so so sry 4 ur loss.
last ob da bohicans rited sumfing bout loosin pets butt i finks appli 2 da hyooming fambly 2. i nawt sure i can finds it - an i way 2 stoopeh 2 figger out hao 2 insert hyperlink… i fink is in da lolpic bout showing teh sqrls meh nuts. bout pools of memry an loss. i hope iz nawt bean bold in rekkomindin it 2 u. berry sweet wurds.
mah hart brakin rite nao.
{{{homescribe}}}
Homescribe, sounds like your mother lived the good live and was loved. How wonderful. Our prayers will be icing on the cake for her on the other side.
thanks ittehbitte, but no be sad. be happy of no moar pain and many happee memoriez … many of which are vary funny … i will go check out teh squirrel nutz commetz … caption made me splort my cawfee dis morning.
it’s actually much funnier when you learn kitecat was jewish before eating that food …
I laughed soooo hard at this comment. You’re right, it IS funnier!
Ha ha!!!!1!!!
lolololol *dies of laffing*
AW……Anne Coulter will be SO pleased.
/pleh
peeplz be way 2 sensiteev sumtimez… irony can has funniez 2… =*) thx chz & tofu 4 not just takkin this dwn… censur = BAD! =)
*sigh* y’know, I’ve herd that the orijunal Hebrew parts of the bibul r akshully full of teh phunnees…inside jokes, plays on werds, etc. Two bad so much hyoomur haz gotten lawst in the Crischun translashun into absolootism.
If Ceeling cat not haz sense of hyoomer, i think mebbe i’d rather not go up dere.
Nu Testament iz too - awl taht bull abowt “Ai ob teh needle” bein teh naym ob a gate - NOT TRU! Jesus woz bein literal wen he sed “Tehre’s as mush chans ob a rich man gettin into heven as fittin a bluddy grate kamle thru teh Ai ob a needle! Srsly”
An in Aramaik teh wurds is “gamel” an “gimel” so he wuz makin a pun, at that.
Look! Crischun bible can be guud tooz!!1!
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Akshully, I fink God does has hyoomurs, since we is maed in Hees lyknus an we has hewmurs, den he muss too!
Dun be puts off Flartus, I is lookin fourwid to Hebins, I finks is gunna be grate! Is allwais Caturday an teh cheezburgers nebah runs owt! ^_^
God is komedian playing 2 a room ‘fraid 2 laugh.
WOW Sophie. You got it right, girl.
i fink dat God laffs ebry tiem we burp.
Erin
This is amazingly hilarious. If you don’t find it funny, then don’t look at it.
Problem solved!
Not offensive, either.
duddun hab too bee funneh. Dis wun is sweet an cute. Jesus would snatch up dat kitteh an snorgul him good.
This is *fantastic* LOL I love it. It really really …. is bad placement of that billboard…. It’s awesome… Gonna keep me lol’n thru work!!
… I’m gonna send some kitecat to those cute mormons who knocked on my door the other morning, and see what they’ll do for me in return… I wonder if kitecat comes in different flavors, for when you fel like trying on different religions for size? I could make a fortune on that here in california
( waits patiently for scientology flavored kitekat joke )
(waits patiently for scientology flavored kitekat joke )
Umm….the $cientology kitekat has a clam flavor?
Meh. Dat’s all I got.
My thetans, let me show you them
zenucat is watching you masturbate
Have you seen Orgasmo, stend?
Well, you can just…..
*snickers*
Sevunth Day Adventist kitekat not gud for kittehs - is made of vejtibuls.
Oh an lessee…
Katholic kitekat alwaes maed of fish on Fridays, Luthuran kitekat taests liek casseroals,
Scots Pressbeeteeryun kitekat taests liek haggis, Methodis kitekat comes in all flavurs…
I’m thinkin.
Aslo nawt maek gud Krismus preznt.
athiest kitekat: now wif 0% moar nuthin!
Jordan,
Here’s my rewrite:
Atheist Kitekat: Now wif 100% moar nuffin!
each box of Scientology kitekat costs $5000 more than the last one.. but if you stop eating it kitekat eats YOU
Toadal WIN!!!! LOLOL!!!
Ifnz kitecat sayz “da lord beez wif you” epistacatopol automaticli seez “an also wif u” den shuts up. betest wai two findz da episcocatz in da rume!
episcocatz fink whatz u callz ceilingcat n howeberz yuz wana celabrat himz/herz jus fine- long as not harmful to hoomains or animaliz.
episcocatz fink ceilingcat haz beeg sens ub houmer- elsen wai gibs ONLI da boi kittis an easi way to peez in woodz!
momcat
I guess Kathleen not here yet, so…
Fursty danse for irongrrl22!!!
wigglewiggle twist jump spin and Jazz hands!
I likes ur danse better, but too airobik 4 fat old me. U really can danse Miss Dawn. Dancin wit da stars for uz?
Oh stop, yu iz embarrissin me. Yu iz mush bettr danser dan me. An nobuddy iz old & fat on ICHC! I will join yu in teh next box fur yur step step slide danse.
Yes - HEER we getz to pick whutever aj we were r most byootiful and fit and *poof* we r it!
ai wants can has da bodee an n-r-gee ai hadz at 19, but da eckspeeriunce ai haz nou, at 40. Dat be best uv bof wurlds.
Yes - u know - in mai dreams (and ths is troo) ai am always (in luks) teh aj ai ma heer awn ICHC, tho ai still has aw ov mai acquired knowlegj and experiunce.
duz enewun else do taht?
I am overwhelemed by my desire to worship this kitteh. I’m totally going to start the Church of KiteKat now.
well yah. dats wy dey gud dreems!