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Jellin like a felon, kitteh.
Bubbyscranky!!! Is dat UUU????
Wew…congratulatshuns, mah furstee fren!
An u didun fall intoo teh temtashun ub….u now….
And wut dants u bee likin toonite?
i still gotz wurk 2 duz. i just taps mah feet, k? k. mebbe i wiggles a bit in da chere.
Let’s polka!
btw: FURST FURST FURST!!!
btw low voter, I was so kidding. I so knew dat would happen. Shoulda taken bets on how long it would take.
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aftur yew adressed da giver of da low burger. ah could almost heer da the “Ha HA” from nelson on da simpsens : )* snikr*
*polka polka polka*
an eh Ha HA ub MEEEE!!! u allmoast cant ebben see dat low vote now.
Plllllbbbbb
I likes da polka! Is you can jus hippy hoppy t’da beet, not needs no stepees! (Heps ifn u has da hippy hoppy pardner wat nos wat he b doins. Meks u luk gud.)
*cues Weird Al*
Ebery kitteh stepz in tyme an’ shimmies on da beat
Az dey dans to teh furst postah polkah!
Dey grabz der bestest kitteh and jumpz to dey feet
Az dey dans to teh furst postah polkah!
Awl teh toms an’ queenies lurves to swing an’ sway
Az dey dans to teh furst postah polkah!
Dansin’ awl deh nite ’til it iz finely Caturday!
And dey dans… to… teh… furst… postah… polkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Wut felonee did u doo? Imbezling cheezbrgrz?
( ahem )
wait for it …
ready ?
OMG SHOES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HjIljJd-o0
( those shoes are mine, betch )
OMG.
You may have too many shoes…SHUT UP!!
These shoes are $300….LETS GETTUM!!
Your feet are too big…..
FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!
that wuz weerd.
after “Your feet are too big” I had put
why not show up???
WUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD PPPPPPPPREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
Ima kick ur
um those jobbies are stinkee…and yer feet is just right…please take em!
There is a variation of this- OMG Brains, but I’m not sure of the URL.
Dialup is pleh for looking at YouTube funnies.
( TEHO – saw your LED post, and I say to you – MEH !!! )
http://www.graffitiresearchlab.com/?page_id=6
http://www.instructables.com/id/LED-Throwies/
Wow, stend. Ai can’t beleeve ai never sawed tehm befoar!
AAARGH!! Footstank r meking mah feetses melting!!!!
Oh noes! Fink of teh lolfeets.
lolfeetses?? usulleh dey doan made meh lol.
gag. dats closer… gag-feetses.
likez a fellon!
sumtimes I wunners.
how menneh peepuls bee reedin teh hol tred befor postin?
I start to fink: not menneh.
Pleh.
the time stamp is only two minutes later then the first post. sometimes people forget to hit refresh, especially when they see a shiny new lolcat with no comments. give her some slack, jack! it’s the people who post a couple hours later you gotta worry about.
scrungemo – whut do u meen – hit refresh wehn tehy see the “no comminz.” Wai shud tehy do taht? If us haz just loaded it, wai shud u reload?
to see if sumbuddy allreddy posted wut u want to post.
I noes. I not no whai I sed dat. Weerd. Srry.
I’s so jellin I’s like Muh-jeh–Ma-gell–guy who wentz round da wirld.
Teknikally he dieded on teh wai, an onlee sum uv his croo maid it.
Cleerly he wuzn’t jellin, den.
i be jellin!
Dis bebe kitteh iz vary upsett! Iff teh futsoder dasn’t doo hims in, teh brite lite in hiss tynee fase will.
*brain juss explodes frum dat.*
Iz jellin lik fellon!
Noes ai iz nawt jellin, Ai iz Jealoos, suches a beatumus behbeh, wif teh bery britest ob teh eyes……..
Oh noes, an mee wifout mi RCHG………SPLORT !!!!!!! branes ebberywher……(an mee wifout a lawt to lose ……sigh)
ohai, salleh!!
{{salleh}}
doan u wanna schmoo dat pinkeh noeseh?? dats where i allways fallded daown. da pinkiehness….
*swoon*
an teh behbeh haz teh sweetestest liddle pinky tung…..an corse iz a *TUXEDO* behbeh,……..ai lubs tuxedoz…….
boi, doo ai needz a kitteh ob mi own……soon…soon…
oh hai rite bak attcha….ibk !!!!! ai tink ai lik “salleh” (funni ai don luk Jewish!!)
iz luks lik good manes……cin ai usesses it???? pleas???
if u wants 2 b a salleh, den go rite ahedd.
time 4 confesshun. (da kitekat lolpic got dis goin…) i nawt reeeleh itteh. nawt bitteh eever. *swaller* i nawt eben a kitteh… *long breff*
see, salleh. a rose bai enny uvver name wud bee as swete.
iteh biteh, yoo r wun ov da nicest puurrrrsons evur !
i lurve u 2 peeces, princess mu. after u roted dat pome bout da flowrs, i buyed a bunch ob flowrs remind meh ob da browneyed susans.
{{{princess}}}
**schmoo** on da cheek!
oh yew darling! ah beleebs dat a purrsons gratest acomplishments in life has tew dew wiff effektin overs in ah positive wai.
seek to do good or at least do no harm
dat is a gude stawrt
if wi new each over n real lyfe, we’d b frens thare tew
absolutleh!! i bleev we heer 2 lurn, an da gratest lessin iz compasshun.
homsoebber, ai betcha u gotz teh SOUL ob teh kitteh !!!!!
fanku, salleh. dats berry nice komplimint.
**schmoo**
yoo iz ittehbitteh and kitteh in ur hart. Dat wut cownts.
**schmoo**
(mmm. mah lip-lether be warin out…)
Noe!!!
U iss not itteh?
Ann not a KITTEH??
Oh, mai.
Wew…………….I GUESS I muss say, I wubbs u ebben if u are a six hunnerd pownd human.
OK, 625 bee ok, too.
Butt no moar dan 800. Den not fit at mai dining room tabul.
hahaha! ur so luckeh, kafleen. i nawt eben 300… losted 55 pounds. dey wanna comed backs. i keep tellin dems: no. u go way. MAH BODDEH. so i keep ganin an loosin da same 5 pounds. *sigh* see? i knows nawt eezeh… i way whut i wayed wen i were in kollidj. (hold on. doan get scarded. no highr maff rekwired.) 225.
dats 2 mutch, butt iz betterer dan it wuz.
(omigourd. cant BLEEEEV i telled u mah wate.)
225???? Dats all?
Well, u fluffeh widdo feddur!
I will juss bowntses u on mah nee, u litto kitteh!
(an gibbs u a schmmoo!)
IBK – U luk bootiful frum heer.
nao u went an maked meh blush….
*glow pink*
Guise, Ai’s nawt tiny or a cheezburger nither!
Mayee – but u duz haz an Angel. (pleez don’t crai . . .darn. . .ai’, doin it maiself)
mai brudda lubs da tuxez! I neber fout much bout them until heez gotum 2 kyoot tuxez!
I gots to show yawl sum gret pitchez he sentz me ub dem.
Iz fond of da floofy silber kittiez (liks mai fursti kitti darius) naow i habs floofy yellla kitti nomed Milo. Welll- ok, himz reali gascats, but I taks care ub himz.
momcat
ps- salleh kool nom, id uz it!
yea it’s a gude lol nom
I love them all but have 2OBNP. Heard tuxes are the most playful of all. Is that tru?
sry. whuts 2obnp?
ai hab haz a cuple ob teh tuxes, an tahy waz mighty plaifulz…….yesserreee………ai had teh twinz longy hareded tuxies. “Sport” an “Ollie”
ai waz reel into jigsanw puzzleses and ai waz sittin in teh libin rum wun dai, an tehret waz a stak o big drwars besided mee. teh top (“top drawer” snicker) wun hadz a puzzzley ai waz werkin awn……….an Ollie jumpeded into teh drawerz an waz FROWIN oawt teh peeces ob teh puzzler wif BOFF paws……an wen ai luked obber at himz, ……..he crosseded hiz front paws an lukeded awai, ( ai swerz, ifn he cooda whistleded he wooda) an tehn ai wood reed, an he wood frow peeces, (wiff boff paws az fastest az he cood) an wen ai wood luk obber at himz, he wood crosseded hiz pawz an luk awai……..
dis went awn for …..well til mosted ob teh peeces wer awn teh floorz…….tehy bof obber teh bridge…..butt we wil hab a loota fun playin wen ai getz tehre !!!! tehy did LUB to plai…
oh salleh, dat is sooo sweet!1!
2OBNP = two oranj but not poysin
my tuxie Julie is super super sweet! and very patient with her vet mommah. And all the kittehs that visit
aha!! fanku. musta misst dat sumwher in a post…
i gotza sum orinj butt no poysin boi named aidan. long hair. blu eyeses. pinkeh nose… orinj an creem. i lurves him so mutch. i meeted him wen he was just borned.
gotz a kaliko i meeted wen she was just borned. i lurves her butt she standorfish.
awll de uvvers r reskyoo kittehs.
i members a kitteh named mason at kitteh shelter. him an his bruvver fred wuz lef dere. no note. just da kittehs – an awl ob dere fings: treets, toys, pics… poor fred was depress. wudden turned araon. just sit wif da backs to peepels. mason dint like peepels mutch at furst. i maded frens wif him. BEEEEG orinj kitteh. so cuddleh. fred dint warm up to meh, eben dough i tryded 2 made frens wif him. after wile, sumbuddy comed in an ADOPTED BOFE ob dem. i wuz dere 2 see it. wuz SO happeh. i hugged dat ladeh an sed fank u.
so mutch hart-ake 4 dose kittehs an huebber had 2 leeve dem. had 2 b tuff for da hyooming. (i nawt gonna kritisise da hyooming, cause i doan knows da reeson – i see pain an consern in leebin deir fings wif dem – an dey wuz lef at da shelter, nawt killded or put out da howse.) i sawded dis: depress, den makin a fren, den findin a forebber hoam. i finks ob dem an feels so blessed dat i gots 2 see da day deir lifes gotz betterer agin.
ai dint know dere wuz oranj dat wurnts poysin !!!!
baks frum chi town….lonnnnnnng weeeeeek !!!
wurks leest 13 – 15 owers ebbereeee dai…..an no culd lol wiff mai lolfrenz.
sow tiredz….gladz ta be homez !!
ohai, lbreeze. wunnered wher u wuz…
an no, nawt awl ob da orinj wuns is poysin. i schmoos mah aidan ever day, an i nawt ded yet.
I glad too!
itteh –
dat storree jus warm me up insidez. Wif ai-teerz. An gusebums.
cumpashun – yew haz it.
i lubz mai sheltr kitteh sooo much, an mai rezcuze…an mai Puck, woo wuz jus a kitten woo that needed a hoam. Dey all mai bebbes.
Yoo lubz dem all too. Dat wai mai lif iz better fur no-ing peeple lik u.
Fank oo for dat tail.
ibk–fank u for your storee. boff my kittehs sad cases (see below). I can only have 2 cause i alerjic. i dinut no kittehs coud be so bery warm and lubbing. one ov mine tinks he Siamese twin–must be touching me at all times when i home. I neber loved my googies this much!
LB–i lib in illa-noy but not neer windy city. sit bak, have a good lol and hopefully you get to enjoy two Caturdays.
I consider Caturday any day you donut have to set angry buzzer (alarm clock) to go to school or work and can stay home and play with yr kittehs all dai long. i have been house sitting two not-very-nice googies for two weeks, so im looking forward to my Caturday Sunday when I can have jammie day with my furry chillrens.
jj, i srry u can onlee has 2 kittehs, butt i SO berry happeh u can has dem at awll. sum peepels so unluckeh, dey cant has enny. dats berry sad, i fink. kittehs make da whirled betterer – cause dey makes us betterer.
(u knows, for da most part. dere still be ebil peepels. dey gotz lotsa splanin 2 du.)
k. gotz unnver feoreh (dats t-h-e-o-r-y). diffrents tween goggehs an kittehs: goggehs are heer 2 halp us pfisickleh. dey carries stuff. dey pulls stuff. dey scares orf da burgulers. kittehs are heer 2 halp us in our harts. dey lurves us. dey heer 2 soke up da lurve we gibes dem backs. dey doan duz wun lick ob wurk. dey just heer 4 da lurve.
lolz…….wuz gonna sai furry chillrenz be da bestest chillrenz….butts
dat juz cant be….hoominz chillrenz be dat bestest too !!!
panfer, u gets a ***schmoo*** on da cheek! nao go putz ona swetter – dat make da gooseh-bump goes away.
u all ben bery grashus to me 2nite and i appresheate it. i feel blest to have found all of u heer at ichc and 2 be abl to laff and chat wiff u. fanku bery much! prolly not c u agin til pleh Monday.
I hope kitteh isn’t likkin’ that jellin’.
I be jellin’
shu be smellin’
y u yellin’?
i not leevz u a treasur!
silly hyoomanz
Oh, hai!
Memmur dat Vet trip lass week?/
I leebed u a presunt ub tanks fur dat!!
Ktxbai
ai fink yu no lik yur presnt. don wrry ai mak sur yu don find it fur a whil.
JUS LIK AI NO FIND MAI HARBLS!!!
*snickur*
silleh kitteh! shoes no move by them-selfs!
Wut iz it wif kittehs n shoos? Srsly, mai Kali iz awl over anee shoos lef owt. Mah shoos, hubbees shoos, slippurrs, it no mattur…her haz shoo fetush.
Mai Mace doggeh used to carry arownd 1 of mai shoes after we turned off teh lites for teh nite, then sleep wit it like a teddy baer. He gave it back to me every mornin.
whut a polite goggie. ai wudnt mind if a goggie did that.
berry swete goggeh.
mine chews dem.
*sigh*
oh my gosh wut a koot doggeh!
di iz mostesest unushual ob teh goggies ??? mostli, ai thot goggies eated shoos……
mai golin retreefer goggie tuked a payr of mai shus, an onlee ate de insols. dinot eet da hole shu, jus puled owt de insole an eeted it. pleh. da stinkdedest part.
i not jellin, i yellin! SHOO!!!
SHOO!!!! Hahahahaha!
We cant see teh kittehs feets, but I bet he’s waring SOCKS!!!!!
D00DE!!
Ur jellin smells of PLEH!!!
Srsly, I put those in my shoes and they made my fett stink to high heaven!!
corse tey did. Dey rubr an nawt breaf!!!! PEEEEE UUUUU
CCC here to tayk cayr ob splort messes. Ai tinks we needs it fur dis widdel LoLkittn!
will be lots of asplodes here tonite; i’ll run ahead of CCC and holed peeps hands to calm them till MM arrive with Cart. Once teyh git sawfty blankit and chok-lits and mess kleaned up, tehn tehy can look sum mor.
wai tew jump n an halp owt der jjtucker! : )
i kinda new here & like to sho appresheashun for all the lols you have all been givin me since i started reeding here at ichc.
i new to kittehs too. on my furst two; both special–one were sick and abandoned by his mudder (i donut even know if he hads brudders and sissies); other one orphan, mudder and boff brudders all runnded over by cars. very sad.
good think i work in office alone; lots of dais i laff out loud and wiff tears running down my fase. laffter good for all.
Welcum, JJTucker!!!
Glad we is gibbun u teh happees!!
Gud ov yu to offeh halp wit teh CCC – hier’s a handitip; to prevent hedsplort wile waytin fore CCC, get payshunt to tink ob tax returns oar reed teh fynanshul payges to tehm; enneeting to distract form teh kyoot!
If ting get verree bad, send fore serchanrescoo kitteh – yushully he halps teh TTT ober hier in teenytiny Ingerlan but he can be deployed at a moment’s notiss to halp owr LOLfrends in Merkah
OH HAI MM……ai losteded my RGCH (wif drawinz awn teh side) an maed a samll messes ob ber in teh ile elebben …….butt nawt too worriez, nawt muches branes, nawt muches messsess……..cood ai mebbe haz a blankiy an sum chokolit???? jest a liddle bit??? kthxbai
Blankee n choklits n noo CHRG(wdoi) fur Salleh! Such a small mess Salleh!! Weard u loos teh res ob ur brayns??
Oh hai, ur shu, I wares it.
Overeager Cat
found some pills and eated them.
Now thinks he’s Jim Fixx.
Hi der! We wuz wunnerin whar yoo bin!!! We mist yoo!!
Ya no hao Jim Fixx died, rite? He had a hart attak wile runnin!!! I jus walk, ktx. Dun gotta be nowhar dat fast NEmoar!
Yay! Gud to see yoo KickahaOta!
Fetish Cat
lurves teh feetsmell
too too much
Yay, moar poetry!
Yay! I puts all mah feets in saem sneekor, I moob fore timez az fas!
i dont finks it wurks dad wai, kitteh. Seez? Dis wat mai kitteh saiz:
O hai!
i putz my for feetz in one snekers but i no can moves. i posed 2 moob for tibes as fas. was rong wif ur sneker? i fink it broked. bi new onez.
kthxbai!
O noez
C ifn u can find anodder slipur or sumfin
I iz bein jellyn 2, kitteh iz u stillz do bein jellyn? i wuvz u kitteh i wantz 2 takez u hom an givz u snugglez i no eatz dont worri, kitteh. i wuvz u! and be makin dat face! so cyoot!
Waa….iz no cheezbrgr heer
check toez
hi, kafleen.
u know da kitekat lolpic? daphne gotted a kinda meen post. luk like jch4k, butt i doan fink wuz her…
skratch dat. resolved.
dat wuz weerd, still.
ooo cheezy toez
oh, yu kan bet I’z jellin.
OHai! I chood up ur shoo linur an plehed it back up in a speshul surprize lokashun!!!!
No need to fank mee!
duz “pleh” meen wen u burpp up heyrbols?
ai callz it “geh”. from japaneez slang.
Ai meen burrp up heyrbols & udder schtuff…
Pleh meens doo not wunt. Yuckee. Ickkee. Disgusting. Feh.
Pleh say I tinks dis bidness stinkeeh.
Pleh say menehh tings….nun ub dem good. LOL!
fur instunts, I say pleh too teh meen peepuls.
Pleh too teh jurks.
Pleh on teh bredded tomatoes.
Ann Coulter bee full ub pleh.
Pleh on teh crissmus advurtizemunts cumming owt in August.
I gaineded 20 POWNS??? PLEH! DO NOT WUNT!!!
oh,…….yuckeeeeee…I steppeded on a bug…..Pleh…
Duz diz explane pleh enuff?
oooh. dis r purrfect eksplanayshun ov teh pleh. at leest in mai whirled.
k. i admit i hidin under a rawk… dint knows nuffin bout ann coulter. base on ur reply up dere, i googled her.
wow… hitler in a skirt. sayin ‘iz bigoted’ meen da same fing as ‘iz a werfless jurk’.
i shaymed ob her.
Ann Coulter thinks she bee funnee, but ai think she bee EVIL!
u got dat rite. dat AINT funneh, da stuff she talk bout uvvers.
Fank u berry mush, ai unnerstand naoh.
berry gud diskripshuns! Ann Coulter iz DO NOT WANT!
LOL!
pleh iz lahk doggeh wit bad bad breadth.
O, mai, yesh. Goggie deffunitlee has teh PLEH breff!!!
Kitteh may be jellin, but on WHAT!!!!!!!!
Iz nawt yur shu, iz mai happiplayce! If mai grin get ennee biggeh eeder Ai’ll be mitooken fore Julia Roberts oar teh tawp ob mai hed will fawl off! Ai can has CHRB(wdoi), fore sayfty?
JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE SHOES!
funnier still iff wuz sandal…
Da shong foar dis is…….DA JELLO THEM!! ( i no its a dumm one but hey)
I find the funniness of this pic in the fact that the shoe is making a sad face.