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Jellin like a felon, kitteh.
Bubbyscranky!!! Is dat UUU????
Wew…congratulatshuns, mah furstee fren!
An u didun fall intoo teh temtashun ub….u now….
And wut dants u bee likin toonite?
i still gotz wurk 2 duz. i just taps mah feet, k? k. mebbe i wiggles a bit in da chere.
Let’s polka!
btw: FURST FURST FURST!!!
btw low voter, I was so kidding. I so knew dat would happen. Shoulda taken bets on how long it would take. :-P~~~~~
aftur yew adressed da giver of da low burger. ah could almost heer da the “Ha HA” from nelson on da simpsens : )* snikr*
*polka polka polka*
an eh Ha HA ub MEEEE!!! u allmoast cant ebben see dat low vote now.
Plllllbbbbb
I likes da polka! Is you can jus hippy hoppy t’da beet, not needs no stepees! (Heps ifn u has da hippy hoppy pardner wat nos wat he b doins. Meks u luk gud.)
*cues Weird Al*
Ebery kitteh stepz in tyme an’ shimmies on da beat
Az dey dans to teh furst postah polkah!
Dey grabz der bestest kitteh and jumpz to dey feet
Az dey dans to teh furst postah polkah!
Awl teh toms an’ queenies lurves to swing an’ sway
Az dey dans to teh furst postah polkah!
Dansin’ awl deh nite ’til it iz finely Caturday!
And dey dans… to… teh… furst… postah… polkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Wut felonee did u doo? Imbezling cheezbrgrz?
( ahem )
wait for it …
ready ?
OMG SHOES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HjIljJd-o0
( those shoes are mine, betch )
OMG.
You may have too many shoes…SHUT UP!!
These shoes are $300….LETS GETTUM!!
Your feet are too big…..
FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!
that wuz weerd.
after “Your feet are too big” I had put
why not show up???
WUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD PPPPPPPPREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
Ima kick ur
um those jobbies are stinkee…and yer feet is just right…please take em!
There is a variation of this- OMG Brains, but I’m not sure of the URL.
Dialup is pleh for looking at YouTube funnies.
( TEHO - saw your LED post, and I say to you - MEH !!! )
http://www.graffitiresearchlab.com/?page_id=6
http://www.instructables.com/id/LED-Throwies/
Wow, stend. Ai can’t beleeve ai never sawed tehm befoar!
AAARGH!! Footstank r meking mah feetses melting!!!!
Oh noes! Fink of teh lolfeets.
lolfeetses?? usulleh dey doan made meh lol.
gag. dats closer… gag-feetses.
likez a fellon!
sumtimes I wunners.
how menneh peepuls bee reedin teh hol tred befor postin?
I start to fink: not menneh.
Pleh.
the time stamp is only two minutes later then the first post. sometimes people forget to hit refresh, especially when they see a shiny new lolcat with no comments. give her some slack, jack! it’s the people who post a couple hours later you gotta worry about.
scrungemo - whut do u meen - hit refresh wehn tehy see the “no comminz.” Wai shud tehy do taht? If us haz just loaded it, wai shud u reload?
to see if sumbuddy allreddy posted wut u want to post.
I noes. I not no whai I sed dat. Weerd. Srry.
I’s so jellin I’s like Muh-jeh–Ma-gell–guy who wentz round da wirld.
Teknikally he dieded on teh wai, an onlee sum uv his croo maid it.
Cleerly he wuzn’t jellin, den.
i be jellin!
Dis bebe kitteh iz vary upsett! Iff teh futsoder dasn’t doo hims in, teh brite lite in hiss tynee fase will.
*brain juss explodes frum dat.*
Iz jellin lik fellon!
Noes ai iz nawt jellin, Ai iz Jealoos, suches a beatumus behbeh, wif teh bery britest ob teh eyes……..
Oh noes, an mee wifout mi RCHG………SPLORT !!!!!!! branes ebberywher……(an mee wifout a lawt to lose ……sigh)
ohai, salleh!!
{{salleh}}
doan u wanna schmoo dat pinkeh noeseh?? dats where i allways fallded daown. da pinkiehness….
*swoon*
an teh behbeh haz teh sweetestest liddle pinky tung…..an corse iz a *TUXEDO* behbeh,……..ai lubs tuxedoz…….
boi, doo ai needz a kitteh ob mi own……soon…soon…
oh hai rite bak attcha….ibk !!!!! ai tink ai lik “salleh” (funni ai don luk Jewish!!)
iz luks lik good manes……cin ai usesses it???? pleas???
if u wants 2 b a salleh, den go rite ahedd.
time 4 confesshun. (da kitekat lolpic got dis goin…) i nawt reeeleh itteh. nawt bitteh eever. *swaller* i nawt eben a kitteh… *long breff*
see, salleh. a rose bai enny uvver name wud bee as swete.
iteh biteh, yoo r wun ov da nicest puurrrrsons evur !
i lurve u 2 peeces, princess mu. after u roted dat pome bout da flowrs, i buyed a bunch ob flowrs remind meh ob da browneyed susans.
{{{princess}}}
**schmoo** on da cheek!
oh yew darling! ah beleebs dat a purrsons gratest acomplishments in life has tew dew wiff effektin overs in ah positive wai.
seek to do good or at least do no harm
dat is a gude stawrt
if wi new each over n real lyfe, we’d b frens thare tew
absolutleh!! i bleev we heer 2 lurn, an da gratest lessin iz compasshun.
homsoebber, ai betcha u gotz teh SOUL ob teh kitteh !!!!!
fanku, salleh. dats berry nice komplimint.
**schmoo**
yoo iz ittehbitteh and kitteh in ur hart. Dat wut cownts.
**schmoo**
(mmm. mah lip-lether be warin out…)
Noe!!!
U iss not itteh?
Ann not a KITTEH??
Oh, mai.
Wew…………….I GUESS I muss say, I wubbs u ebben if u are a six hunnerd pownd human.
OK, 625 bee ok, too.
Butt no moar dan 800. Den not fit at mai dining room tabul.
hahaha! ur so luckeh, kafleen. i nawt eben 300… losted 55 pounds. dey wanna comed backs. i keep tellin dems: no. u go way. MAH BODDEH. so i keep ganin an loosin da same 5 pounds. *sigh* see? i knows nawt eezeh… i way whut i wayed wen i were in kollidj. (hold on. doan get scarded. no highr maff rekwired.) 225.
dats 2 mutch, butt iz betterer dan it wuz.
(omigourd. cant BLEEEEV i telled u mah wate.)
225???? Dats all?
Well, u fluffeh widdo feddur!
I will juss bowntses u on mah nee, u litto kitteh!
(an gibbs u a schmmoo!)
IBK - U luk bootiful frum heer.
nao u went an maked meh blush….
*glow pink*
Guise, Ai’s nawt tiny or a cheezburger nither!
Mayee - but u duz haz an Angel. (pleez don’t crai . . .darn. . .ai’, doin it maiself)
mai brudda lubs da tuxez! I neber fout much bout them until heez gotum 2 kyoot tuxez!
I gots to show yawl sum gret pitchez he sentz me ub dem.
Iz fond of da floofy silber kittiez (liks mai fursti kitti darius) naow i habs floofy yellla kitti nomed Milo. Welll- ok, himz reali gascats, but I taks care ub himz.
momcat
ps- salleh kool nom, id uz it!
yea it’s a gude lol nom
I love them all but have 2OBNP. Heard tuxes are the most playful of all. Is that tru?
sry. whuts 2obnp?
ai hab haz a cuple ob teh tuxes, an tahy waz mighty plaifulz…….yesserreee………ai had teh twinz longy hareded tuxies. “Sport” an “Ollie”
ai waz reel into jigsanw puzzleses and ai waz sittin in teh libin rum wun dai, an tehret waz a stak o big drwars besided mee. teh top (”top drawer” snicker) wun hadz a puzzzley ai waz werkin awn……….an Ollie jumpeded into teh drawerz an waz FROWIN oawt teh peeces ob teh puzzler wif BOFF paws……an wen ai luked obber at himz, ……..he crosseded hiz front paws an lukeded awai, ( ai swerz, ifn he cooda whistleded he wooda) an tehn ai wood reed, an he wood frow peeces, (wiff boff paws az fastest az he cood) an wen ai wood luk obber at himz, he wood crosseded hiz pawz an luk awai……..
dis went awn for …..well til mosted ob teh peeces wer awn teh floorz…….tehy bof obber teh bridge…..butt we wil hab a loota fun playin wen ai getz tehre !!!! tehy did LUB to plai…
oh salleh, dat is sooo sweet!1!
2OBNP = two oranj but not poysin
my tuxie Julie is super super sweet! and very patient with her vet mommah. And all the kittehs that visit
aha!! fanku. musta misst dat sumwher in a post…
i gotza sum orinj butt no poysin boi named aidan. long hair. blu eyeses. pinkeh nose… orinj an creem. i lurves him so mutch. i meeted him wen he was just borned.
gotz a kaliko i meeted wen she was just borned. i lurves her butt she standorfish.
awll de uvvers r reskyoo kittehs.
i members a kitteh named mason at kitteh shelter. him an his bruvver fred wuz lef dere. no note. just da kittehs - an awl ob dere fings: treets, toys, pics… poor fred was depress. wudden turned araon. just sit wif da backs to peepels. mason dint like peepels mutch at furst. i maded frens wif him. BEEEEG orinj kitteh. so cuddleh. fred dint warm up to meh, eben dough i tryded 2 made frens wif him. after wile, sumbuddy comed in an ADOPTED BOFE ob dem. i wuz dere 2 see it. wuz SO happeh. i hugged dat ladeh an sed fank u.
so mutch hart-ake 4 dose kittehs an huebber had 2 leeve dem. had 2 b tuff for da hyooming.