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Here comes teh airplane, into teh hangar…
sumhow, i doan tink dats gonna werk for dis kitteh
Air Traffic Controller kitteh is on strike?
ATC kitteh nawt onlee on strike, iz lernin swear werds….fast.
Hoomin naalz biggr den mine?? Iz no like disz!!! goes away pfffftttttt!! (aldo dey no sharpurr n minez u noe, meybe I cud still getz u!)
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! That’s HELARIOUS! Good One!!
Luks liek dis will hab to b a gear up landing.
i tryz dis wif my bebe (she iz almos 2 nao). nawt wurk so grate. o wellz.
Hyuman goan draw back a nub.
Plane goan get bunnykicked into teh futchur.
peanuts butta don halp no meds go down
Here is medikul qwestion:
Wud a spoonful of shugar really halp teh medicine go down if teh medicine was for teh diabeetus?
And if not, can we sue Mary Poppins for malpractice?
*looks rown* SHHH! I’m in CALEEFORNEEA! Doan bee gibben annywun enny iddeeas!!!
don’t sue mary, or this will happen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic
see catnip tip furver daown in string… corse, i nawt shur dats halp berry mutch…
when kitteh do- not- want- medisin, he can jumps fru a bortex an scape. i knowes awll bout dat. mah dragonheart goed fru a bortex 2 aboid da pill-medisin. “shoooooooooop” got stucked at da hips. “eek-eek” he skweeked em fru. den he were gone… me standin dere wif medisin in da han, mouf open, lukin stoopeh.
splanation: da dor were lokked wif da hook-n-eye. kitteh went fru da krak. kitteh were bigger dan da krak. i fink sum ov da wallpapur wented fru da bortex wif him……
Kittehs move in misteryous ways.
Mebbe while teh wallpapers is in teh bortex they cud visit teh disappeared sox from dryer.
Wallpaparz are fur teh REEDINGS MATERIALZ. Peekaboo kittan sez.
(Ennywun hoo reeds Rose is Rose comic will bak mee up.)
an da buttins!! doan forgit da buttins. dey wuz on da closes b4 wash, den -ding! - dey gone.
ooh oooh ai haz a housiehowld hint fur u………wen u luk at a shirtz, an seeez taht der iz onli 2 treads holing it awn……..goeses an getz a neeedle an thred, an …….puts moar threddys awn it !!!! iz bery simply an nawt bery hard……
buttenz Iz needle moronic, kants get dang fing freded. eben wif bof kinz ub freders- will uz cum an fixez mai shirtz fur me peez!
fank you!
momcat
Trans fats! AUGH!
Nyao, maple flavored. . . (NEbuddy remember teh old Maypo ads?)
LCB, let me be teh not second to congratulamate u on not bein second. Or fird. Or last. . .
I will leaf teh dansin to odders, tho. I is still wearin teh bak support from teh last time.
I dunno if it’s propriate to suggest one’s own dants, but I was just not 10 minnits ago at mah desk, lissenin to mah iPawd and doin’ teh Hand Jive to “Surfin’ Bird”. Since there’s a hand in this pic it would be good, u think?
Not only that, u could prolly do that wifout hurtin’ ur back, no?
If *I* can do it without causing serious injuree to mahself or others, certainly u can!
since u iz teh not secund an makz gud suges-sejje-, um, haz gud idea, i iz happilee doin teh Hand Jive fore u!
U jess ask awai, lolcatburglar!!
*Duz Hand Jive fur teh burglar!*
I wud du hand jive but insane kitten wud attak mai hands. DO NOT WANT. Mai hands alreddy luks lyk a battlefeeld. Gratz on not sekkund anywai
hmm. mebee insane kitteh needs a puppeh too chew on insted?
Teh ads wit Mikey eatin the Maypo and the older brother saying, “look, he’s eating it. Mikey’s eating it” The ads were cute. The Maypo was vwery pleh.
Mikey was shillin for Life sereal. “He won’t eet it. He hates everything! He likes it! Hey, Mikey!” Maypo was a cartoon kid yelling “I WANT MY MAYPO!”
In “Teh Iron Giant” there is a scene where teh giant — well part of teh giant — is watchin’ this commershul on TV.
I still sez dat!!! I WANT MAI MAYPO!!!
Does u ever gets ur Maypo?
Dass it–from teh 50s or early 60s. Teh daddy is doin teh airplain into teh hangar fing an gets teh spoon in himzown mouf. Teh kid did not want till den, but when daddy starts eetin teh kid yells I WANT MY MAYPO. Wuz aminated, as I recall.
Sheesh, I mus be REELY old!
Ai mus be older an ne1 cauz ai surely gotz the adz mixted up. (as in senior moment, better make that senior hour!)
Slap Slap Clap Clap
Hich hike fum moves
Oh LCB, dis is grate danse fur U!
Nice wai 2 follow up ur dai in histury wif a furst danse!
Anudder gud dai fur LCB!
Wait!! Dat danse need *shimmeh*
Ai’m handjiving - with liddle shimmee. At leest - ai think ai’m handjiving. N ov corse u can pik ur own danse. Ususallee we has to ask whut wud be pleesing to the triumphunt nawt furstee wun.
I sry for not being teh waiting, J4k. I was thinking of doctorcat, who needed a non-back-hurty dance.
Next time I choose something strenuouser, I promiss.
Fankoo, LCB. I is handjiving along.
Oh, I’z unnerstandin!! So weh shimmeh if not deh sekond be wantin shimmeh?
sorry, I’z a n00b!!
Teh captain has turned off teh “No Shimmying” sine, Emma, so u is free to shimmy about teh cabin.
Oh, and Kali, teh captain sez u can stow ur kitteh in teh overhed compartments for a few minnits so u can hand jive and shimmy wif impunity.
Is ok, teh overhed compartments is safe and comfy for kittehs, wif fud and watter dishes and toyz. U no finds that on Bunway Airlines, I tells u this.
So heppeh!! Fanx captine!
*shimmeh, shimmeh, shimmeh*
no, no! Ai sed we HAS to ask. I think is nice wehn choyce comes voluntairilee. And ov corse, we must think ov teh otters!
haw haw…
u sed nawt furstee
Itz mah grate and wurthy upponent, Romeow!
This is gud dants, yes. I is still tired and weared out from all teh yesterday eggsitement.
Um, “grate and wurthy upponent” is meant as a compla… camplim… nice thing to say ’bout Romeow. Is mark of respect.
Would not be respectful if I marked Romeow teh way kittehs mark things.
No . . . but wud be funneh!!
Yes - grate and werthee upponents r werth their wayte in gold.
JULES - whar R U!!!! Ai am missing mai grate and werthee upponent!!!
LCB, Aye iz hono…onnurd…bery prowd to eben b in teh saem thred az U!
Weez bean froo a lot ina short tiem.
Fank gudness so meny Cheez Peeps came to halp U git down frum ur hi place teh odder dai.
Aye fink U maed it outta dere fur a reesun.
Yessurdai waz onwee a glimpse ov ur gratness.
*shimmeh away wif a smile*
Ai knows hao ou feel, Romeow. Did u see the advenchur ai had werking with lolcatburgler wehn we had teh unforchunate incident with Teho and teh hawt 16 ownz mokka with estree spresso? We even had a Greek Chorus making comminz! Veree dramatic.
Werking with teh troolee grates brings aut teh best in us!
I WANT MY MAYPO!!
doctorcat: that dates us, dun it? nebudy care 2 gess?
stoopy wurdpres. putted commentz in wrong plac. pleh.
No guess, cuz I memberz teh MAYPO too!
*sigh*
does we dants nao? I is tired, but mebbe can mannaj liddel walts…
we can haz CATfeen fur teh erlee mornin’ dantses? i haz teh fantsy coffee an tee maker!
Fankx Weggity!
I cud uze a widdle moar catfeend!
Dis is a bery fast danse!
A spoon ful ov catnip halps teh mediciine go down.
okeh. got dat part. nao: whut make it halp nawt comes backs up?? kitteh gonna pleh an haaaaark an it awll comes backs up on da carpit…
i members well da fountaine ov amoxi- amoorcil- *sigh* bubbleh gum medisin. kitteh went “CARFF” an it spewded up. itteh bitteh pinkeh spots on da wall. da winder. da carpit. mah shert. hm. nuffin on kitteh, dough…
oh mai, ai just had amoxi-sploding cat yesterdae monring, poor babies!
[but whai iz it taht 'splody cats never go awf until yur wawkin out teh door?]
Yes, they does do that, doesn’t they? I notiss they also has to be on teh carpets, even if when the ’splosion is imminent they is on nice, easy-to-clean-up tile. “Ooooh! I’m gonna hurl! Must… get… to… inconvenient… place…”
dey going wher it sokes up… see? dey aktshaly halpin u.
Kitteh, u keep using that word “halp”. I donot think it meens whut u think it meens.
doan it r spelled “help” in inglish?
hm. i doan can see it in da lol-dikshunary…
halp!
iz lolcatburglar makin phun ob meh?
oh, nao i awll broked hartedness…
*hed-lap* oo. dat hert mah flubb….