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Here comes teh airplane, into teh hangar…
sumhow, i doan tink dats gonna werk for dis kitteh
Air Traffic Controller kitteh is on strike?
ATC kitteh nawt onlee on strike, iz lernin swear werds….fast.
Hoomin naalz biggr den mine?? Iz no like disz!!! goes away pfffftttttt!! (aldo dey no sharpurr n minez u noe, meybe I cud still getz u!)
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! That’s HELARIOUS! Good One!!
Luks liek dis will hab to b a gear up landing.
i tryz dis wif my bebe (she iz almos 2 nao). nawt wurk so grate. o wellz.
Hyuman goan draw back a nub.
Plane goan get bunnykicked into teh futchur.
peanuts butta don halp no meds go down
Here is medikul qwestion:
Wud a spoonful of shugar really halp teh medicine go down if teh medicine was for teh diabeetus?
And if not, can we sue Mary Poppins for malpractice?
*looks rown* SHHH! I’m in CALEEFORNEEA! Doan bee gibben annywun enny iddeeas!!!
don’t sue mary, or this will happen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic
see catnip tip furver daown in string… corse, i nawt shur dats halp berry mutch…
when kitteh do- not- want- medisin, he can jumps fru a bortex an scape. i knowes awll bout dat. mah dragonheart goed fru a bortex 2 aboid da pill-medisin. “shoooooooooop” got stucked at da hips. “eek-eek” he skweeked em fru. den he were gone… me standin dere wif medisin in da han, mouf open, lukin stoopeh.
splanation: da dor were lokked wif da hook-n-eye. kitteh went fru da krak. kitteh were bigger dan da krak. i fink sum ov da wallpapur wented fru da bortex wif him……
Kittehs move in misteryous ways.
Mebbe while teh wallpapers is in teh bortex they cud visit teh disappeared sox from dryer.
Wallpaparz are fur teh REEDINGS MATERIALZ. Peekaboo kittan sez.
(Ennywun hoo reeds Rose is Rose comic will bak mee up.)
an da buttins!! doan forgit da buttins. dey wuz on da closes b4 wash, den -ding! – dey gone.
ooh oooh ai haz a housiehowld hint fur u………wen u luk at a shirtz, an seeez taht der iz onli 2 treads holing it awn……..goeses an getz a neeedle an thred, an …….puts moar threddys awn it !!!! iz bery simply an nawt bery hard……
buttenz Iz needle moronic, kants get dang fing freded. eben wif bof kinz ub freders- will uz cum an fixez mai shirtz fur me peez!
fank you!
momcat
Trans fats! AUGH!
Nyao, maple flavored. . . (NEbuddy remember teh old Maypo ads?)
LCB, let me be teh not second to congratulamate u on not bein second. Or fird. Or last. . .
I will leaf teh dansin to odders, tho. I is still wearin teh bak support from teh last time.
I dunno if it’s propriate to suggest one’s own dants, but I was just not 10 minnits ago at mah desk, lissenin to mah iPawd and doin’ teh Hand Jive to “Surfin’ Bird”. Since there’s a hand in this pic it would be good, u think?
Not only that, u could prolly do that wifout hurtin’ ur back, no?
If *I* can do it without causing serious injuree to mahself or others, certainly u can!
since u iz teh not secund an makz gud suges-sejje-, um, haz gud idea, i iz happilee doin teh Hand Jive fore u!
U jess ask awai, lolcatburglar!!
*Duz Hand Jive fur teh burglar!*
I wud du hand jive but insane kitten wud attak mai hands. DO NOT WANT. Mai hands alreddy luks lyk a battlefeeld. Gratz on not sekkund anywai
hmm. mebee insane kitteh needs a puppeh too chew on insted?
Teh ads wit Mikey eatin the Maypo and the older brother saying, “look, he’s eating it. Mikey’s eating it” The ads were cute. The Maypo was vwery pleh.
Mikey was shillin for Life sereal. “He won’t eet it. He hates everything! He likes it! Hey, Mikey!” Maypo was a cartoon kid yelling “I WANT MY MAYPO!”
In “Teh Iron Giant” there is a scene where teh giant — well part of teh giant — is watchin’ this commershul on TV.
I still sez dat!!! I WANT MAI MAYPO!!!
Does u ever gets ur Maypo?
Dass it–from teh 50s or early 60s. Teh daddy is doin teh airplain into teh hangar fing an gets teh spoon in himzown mouf. Teh kid did not want till den, but when daddy starts eetin teh kid yells I WANT MY MAYPO. Wuz aminated, as I recall.
Sheesh, I mus be REELY old!
Ai mus be older an ne1 cauz ai surely gotz the adz mixted up. (as in senior moment, better make that senior hour!)
Slap Slap Clap Clap
Hich hike fum moves
Oh LCB, dis is grate danse fur U!
Nice wai 2 follow up ur dai in histury wif a furst danse!
Anudder gud dai fur LCB!
Wait!! Dat danse need *shimmeh*
Ai’m handjiving – with liddle shimmee. At leest – ai think ai’m handjiving. N ov corse u can pik ur own danse. Ususallee we has to ask whut wud be pleesing to the triumphunt nawt furstee wun.
I sry for not being teh waiting, J4k. I was thinking of doctorcat, who needed a non-back-hurty dance.
Next time I choose something strenuouser, I promiss.
Fankoo, LCB. I is handjiving along.
Oh, I’z unnerstandin!! So weh shimmeh if not deh sekond be wantin shimmeh?
sorry, I’z a n00b!!
Teh captain has turned off teh “No Shimmying” sine, Emma, so u is free to shimmy about teh cabin.
Oh, and Kali, teh captain sez u can stow ur kitteh in teh overhed compartments for a few minnits so u can hand jive and shimmy wif impunity.
Is ok, teh overhed compartments is safe and comfy for kittehs, wif fud and watter dishes and toyz. U no finds that on Bunway Airlines, I tells u this.
So heppeh!! Fanx captine!
*shimmeh, shimmeh, shimmeh*
no, no! Ai sed we HAS to ask. I think is nice wehn choyce comes voluntairilee. And ov corse, we must think ov teh otters!
haw haw…
u sed nawt furstee
Itz mah grate and wurthy upponent, Romeow!
This is gud dants, yes. I is still tired and weared out from all teh yesterday eggsitement.
Um, “grate and wurthy upponent” is meant as a compla… camplim… nice thing to say ’bout Romeow. Is mark of respect.
Would not be respectful if I marked Romeow teh way kittehs mark things.
No . . . but wud be funneh!!
Yes – grate and werthee upponents r werth their wayte in gold.
JULES – whar R U!!!! Ai am missing mai grate and werthee upponent!!!
LCB, Aye iz hono…onnurd…bery prowd to eben b in teh saem thred az U!
Weez bean froo a lot ina short tiem.
Fank gudness so meny Cheez Peeps came to halp U git down frum ur hi place teh odder dai.
Aye fink U maed it outta dere fur a reesun.
Yessurdai waz onwee a glimpse ov ur gratness.
*shimmeh away wif a smile*
Ai knows hao ou feel, Romeow. Did u see the advenchur ai had werking with lolcatburgler wehn we had teh unforchunate incident with Teho and teh hawt 16 ownz mokka with estree spresso? We even had a Greek Chorus making comminz! Veree dramatic.
Werking with teh troolee grates brings aut teh best in us!
I WANT MY MAYPO!!
doctorcat: that dates us, dun it? nebudy care 2 gess?
stoopy wurdpres. putted commentz in wrong plac. pleh.
No guess, cuz I memberz teh MAYPO too!
*sigh*
does we dants nao? I is tired, but mebbe can mannaj liddel walts…
we can haz CATfeen fur teh erlee mornin’ dantses? i haz teh fantsy coffee an tee maker!
Fankx Weggity!
I cud uze a widdle moar catfeend!
Dis is a bery fast danse!
A spoon ful ov catnip halps teh mediciine go down.
okeh. got dat part. nao: whut make it halp nawt comes backs up?? kitteh gonna pleh an haaaaark an it awll comes backs up on da carpit…
i members well da fountaine ov amoxi- amoorcil- *sigh* bubbleh gum medisin. kitteh went “CARFF” an it spewded up. itteh bitteh pinkeh spots on da wall. da winder. da carpit. mah shert. hm. nuffin on kitteh, dough…
oh mai, ai just had amoxi-sploding cat yesterdae monring, poor babies!
[but whai iz it taht 'splody cats never go awf until yur wawkin out teh door?]
Yes, they does do that, doesn’t they? I notiss they also has to be on teh carpets, even if when the ’splosion is imminent they is on nice, easy-to-clean-up tile. “Ooooh! I’m gonna hurl! Must… get… to… inconvenient… place…”
dey going wher it sokes up… see? dey aktshaly halpin u.
Kitteh, u keep using that word “halp”. I donot think it meens whut u think it meens.
doan it r spelled “help” in inglish?
hm. i doan can see it in da lol-dikshunary…
halp!
iz lolcatburglar makin phun ob meh?
oh, nao i awll broked hartedness…
*hed-lap* oo. dat hert mah flubb….
IBK – is refrunz tu “Prinzess Bryd” muvie.
Kitteh iz nawt so halpful az he tinks he iz.
NOOOOO! I be makin fun of teh kittehs who thinks they is halpin’ but is akshually making things wurse!
And I choosed to make teh fun of teh kittehs who thinks they is halpin’ but is akshually making things wurse by qwoting “Teh Princess Bride”.
Is “help” in inglish but “halp” in lolcat. I has a buttin somewhares of kitteh trapped under giant cheezburger and kitteh is sayin’ HALP!
Yes. I just splained this but wordpress was being like a kitteh and “halpin” by puttin mah message way down at bottom of teh commints instead of here where I typed it.
k. awll betterer nao…
i nebber sawded da prinsess bryd, so i were losted wif da joke.
OMG.
U HAZ too see teh PRINCESS BRIDE.
Srysly.
Or els in teh middul of yr bed on teh cumfurtur.
amoxi-sploding!!!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That’s hilaerrrrrrrrrous!
i hab hadz to giv mai kitti da pink bubbli gum medicine twoo. I awlwaz wundr wai whoeber mades dat medicin fout dat kittis wud lik bubbli gum flavr….. cantz de mak it “tuna fishy” flavr or sumfin?
Ifnz da pharmaci canz haz beeg jugs ub stuff to make da kiddis medicine tastey gud, wai cant sumone cum up wif dat fur da vets?
(by da by- eben my kiddoz hateded da bubbli gum flavr, hadz to gib it to fishykitti whenz she berri liddi, shez turn green an frow upz da medicine awl ober da kittichen….. *sigh* pink splort noaz cums offa da kyoot bebe clothes…..)
momcat
Isn’t that always the case lol
Kitteh ain’t buyin what u sellin.
Unless iz on sale!
Medisin: I needs sum. Big heddake from exess beerses at Poleese konsert. Pleh.
now u sendin out an S.O.S.?
I’ll be watchin u (masturbate)
Deescyplz uv Ceiling Cat ebbreywear.
ooooh! Ai saw Poleese wen dey plai heer! But lass nite? LASS nite Ai can has BILLY JOEL consurt!!!!!!!!
Happi kitteh!
I iz vewy gelus uv j00, panfer. I lubbs da Billy Joel muzik, eben doh I am 2 yung foar it 2 B popyu, um, cool. I has collekshun ub grey… gray… bestest hitz. Lisun allz da tym.
Whaddid I ever do to u??
Okay….besides the toilet paper incident…..and the plant, the carpet? that was SO last week……man u hoomins hold a grudge!
I sez it’s PLEH, an I sez teh hell wif it!
dat minds me uv a noo yorkur kartoon, but ai canno membr whut wun.
Pleh on me an mai membery!
It was by James Burger… er, Thurber. Mom says: “It’s broccoli, dear.” Kid says: “I say it’s spinach, and I say the hell with it!” A classic.
O, Gawd…I LOVE Thurber!! The Catbird Seat was my favorite! (The dog who bit was also prettygood..)
And “The Night The Bed Fell On Father”… Sooooooooooooooooo funny…
Once I stayded at teh Algonquin Hotel in New York, where Thurber and Benchley and Parker and all teh other smartypantasses usedta hang out. They has Noo Yorker cartoons on teh wallpaperz in teh halls.
One of teh legs on teh bed in my room was borked but I diddent knows until in teh middle of teh night when it when it went Ka-thump! on the floor. I was startled, but then I laffed when I rembered about “The Night The Bed Fell On Father”
Was maybe Thurber’s ghost what borked it, u think?
Yesh I lubs Teh Dog what bit bery muchly. Dog wuz Miggs
Yep. Dat’s teh wun! I sez it all teh time, eben doe I luv spinnich and broloki.
Darlins, I haet to be pikky (yu noe when sumbudy sez that theyre abowt to be pikky) and I agrees that Thurbur was teh gratest — The Wonderful O is an unbeetabul fairee tayle — BUT teh cartune was drawn by Carl Rose and capshuned by E.B. White. 1928. Gaawbless Teh Noo Yorkur!
I’m glad u stratened dat out, becuz I LUV James Thurber, an I diddn fink he wuz teh won hoo did dat cartune, butt I didden no hoo did doo it. Still a ole favrit cartune. FANKS!
DAT RITE!!!!!!!!!!! I member nouw!!!! I lurves da Thurber!!!
sighz, lubs da Thurber (posted link to da last flower somewherez on heer), reedz awl da Thurber- member “file an forget”? iz still tru! Reads awl da eb white includen awl hiz letterz and essays, lubs Parker an da hole gang. de so smartz n funni.
anyones member da wurd game deh used to play at da algonquin – was complicated adding on wurds fing, I fink eb white tawlked about it. I culd neber be dat smart.
*sigh*
momcat
LOL!! I needed a good belly laugh! TY, cratz!
Robert Benchley FTW!!!
Dancing with the stairs kitteh has to take the medicine the judge dishes owt.
OMG! That cracked me UP…… I spewwed coffee.
Clean up on isle 3!
Mornin Gayla – well – fur mee, afternoon, Gayla. Hoo do u think will be the next wun to be eliminated?
I just don’t know! It doesn’t seem like there is really a stand out in this group….they are all pretty good. I guess I think the racecar driver is the next to leave– because he prob doesn’t have as big a fan base? What do u think?
Ai no yu didn ax me…but….I reelee LIKE Helio….he’s a lil kewtee. I doan reelee kares who winz…I jus like watchin….vicarious life, I haz it!
u donna have to be axed…..u is always welcomes at mai party
) He IS a kutie 
)
Kitteh: “Noat tu self:
Hiad undur da bed nekst tiam.
Oh, and bite da vet.”
Mikey lieks “Life” seriel, not Maypo. Pleh. Rumer waz, Mikey died frum eetin’ Pop Roks and dreekin Pepsi. Not true. Yay Mikey!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYEXzx-TINc
“That aint a CHEEZEBURGER. Me no want!”
Kittehz hedd den spinz arownd kwiklee and completely while hee speewz green kitteh geww an da spoonz duz flyin dans acrawz da room
Kulinary Kritic Kitteh sez, “Two fums wayyyy down!”
wayt — two wut??
Yeah,….pikshur bee hidin dis kittehs upposubbul tumbs. Hee planning wurld dominashun.
Soon as hee gets rid ub dis pesky hyuuman.
DAYUM LOOK AT THEM NAILS!
Surprised more people haven’t commented on her nails (assuming her others look as great as her thumb!).
If they’re natural, hooray for her for being able to grow them that long! I can only get mine to look that way after 2 hours with my nail tech, and acrylic.
LOVE the shape. DO NOT WANT the ones that are square on the ends!
I no caer whut Missus Sinefeld sez – der iz BROKLY in der, an I noze it!!!
What is the matter with Mary Jane?
She’s crying with all her might and mane
And it’s LURVELY rice pudding for supper again.
What IS the matter with Mary Jane?
(PS- I need Patrick to translate into lolcat. I’m afraid nobuddy wud get it iffen dun by me.)
Wot is teh matteh wit Maerijayn?
She’m crain wit awl her mytanmayn
An itz LUBBLY rys puddink fore suppah agayn.
Wot IZ teh matteh wit Maerijayn?
Akchully, Ai lyks teh rys puddink, so lawng as itz kwite sloppee an has lotsanlots ob strawberry jam! Nomnomnom!!
Ai empathythosises SOOO mush with Mary Jane. Ai HATES teh rys puddin an mai mommeh tink is fun tu torsher smawl child with teh rys puddin to bild moral fibre. MUCH PLEH, DO NOT WANT. Menny teers and showtin an gotobednao an juneberhabinchoklitagin.
Ob corse, yeers later, we discobber I has lactose intloleruns an was nawt jus bein paen in teh ass kid, but did ai gets big aplololology? Ai did nawt.
Menny tanks to LOTB an Ambercat for taykin me back abowt thirtee five yeers.
Yep. I noes wutchu meens.
I has teh lactose intolerunts too. an uddur food allugees.
I yooses Lactaid an Benedryl.
Ahh, teh Benedryl. Ai has it. Ai has LAWTS of it.
Lactose intolrrunce is mostly annoyin, teh nut allurgy is de urk swellswellswelll ackackack dedded type. Nawt so gret, ackshully.
Ai is also lerjic to goggies, so ai tries nawt to eet tehm.
Fanks, Amercat!
GREAT to hear that nursery rhyme again!
BTW, the correct spelling is “main” — i.e., “with all her might and main.” Now we can all scramble to our favorite word-origin sources to find out why (I haven’t looked that up yet).
Cute cat with sharp teeth
compleetly oft optiks but…
http://www.co.uk/radio4
Ai iz shor lots ob mai lolfrenz wil luff tihs, an appreeshiate lots ob odder R4 programmes
Hi, I’m sorry, but it seems your link does not work? Plz to check again and try better?
Should be http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4
but is finished now….try again next week?
is awn Caturday lawnch tym (Lunnon tym) too oar clik awn teh “Lissen Agin” bit – iz cawled “Gnus Kwiz” an is a kwiz. Abowt teh gnus!
Lots ob odder programmes (iz Inglish raydio, so 2 Ms an a E!) Ai tinks peeps hier wud lyk
Sry Ai meese up teh linkee – started mai TGIF drinkees a leetle erly!
Hi! I just wanted to tell everybody that I enjoy this site’s pictures. I just lurk because that LOLspeak dialect takes too much effort for me to want to post.
ohai, tomcat.
okeh if u lurks. we just continoos 2 has phun. kthx!!
{tom} mebbe sumday u trais it an likes it.
dearest Tom…….umm………you did.
HAHA
LOL speak is nawt required, saying sumthing other than FURST! or FOTOSHOP! is! As long as you can follow those two simple suggestions……err RULES…then you will be fine here! How many kitteh’s do you have?
I’ve got one cat- she’s a 12-year-old orange-and-white spayed female I adopted 6 years ago from the main shelter in my area. (Half-orange means half-poison?)
I also adopted from there 2 rabbits, Hans and Franz, both about 7 years old now. I don’t think they’re related, although they were evidently kept by the same people before the shelter- Hans is a Rex and Franz is a Dutch. They get along much better since they were neutered a short time after I got them, but they each have their own cage anyway. They love to romp around the house (or at least the “rabbit room”) when I’m home.
Oh- and 5 goldfish. Two co-workers have a Koi pond and a gaggle of goldfish turned up in it… they gave me a few.
Hans and Franz- totally made me chuckle. Welcome to ICHC!!!!
yes, welcum!! i has a bunneh named omlette. mah sons ferrt, grommet. a goggeh named luke. an (count em) 6 kittehs!! dragonheart, kc, aidan mccloud, peony lemur, mantissa an scarlet. 4 ob da 6 iz reskyoo kittehs.
i doan bleeve in kitteh-poysin, btw. i kisses (we calls dat smoo) mah aidan, an i hasnt died yet!
that is so cool Tom — I have 3 girl kittehs and I loves them berry much Dory and Darryn are 1 and Lilac is a bebe. They are family to me! Oh and my other half (Tree) has two moar kitteh’s on his boat Cassie (6) and Bernie (9), they live on the boat full time– and I don’t, so they are really Tree’s kitteh’s but I loves them too!
) Thanks for sharing! 
)
Hiya Tom! And welcome!!!
Then feel free to post in your native tongue. All languages (took me a moment to think how to spell that right!) are welcome on ICHC.
sucks the spel rite outta u don’t it? lolz
Whew – Aye frot Aye waz teh onwee won!
Mamah, I dun wanner git mah fude groopz!
unless TREATS are a fude groopz?
kitteh fud groopz: gushifud, krunchifud, wigglifud (burdz, mowsees, lolzurds, krikets, etc) an treetz.
Luks lyk budder tu mee. Mai neece, wen she wuz todler, wud ete budder rite owt of teh budder tub.
IT’S KITTEHS!!! Soilent Green is kittehs!
Teh referuns is mennee kinz of win an awesum.
FTW!!!1!
AAAGH!! HALAPEEENYOEZ!!!!
I am deeply offended by this pic. This is not funny at all. The white cat refusing the gift from the black woman is obviously racist. This pic shouldn’t be on this page. I can’t believe that a website founded as a repository for internet humor would eventually develop a plethora of potentially offensive pictures, captions and comments. For future reference, nobody should ever find any of the following things funny because they are all offensive: light, air, fish, jam, soup, potatoes, haircuts, arguments, small things, rabbits, people with noses, jam – more jam perhaps, and soot, flies, tobogganing, showers, toasters, grandmothers, Belgium…
I no tink dis kitteh es refyusn medsin. I tink dis kittehs prson sed, “OPEN WAIDE” an de kitteh es opening waide.
No racist.
ScotchAndMoreScotch bin drinkin 2 much.
nuh-uh. ScotchAndMoreScotch be drinkin juss ryte. WTF. ai mayded obveeyus drug ref an haz bin sydelined. Ai iz glad that moar peepz heer iz koncernd that sum folkz iz disappeerin up thayr own buttpypez wiv teh candlez in surch ov berried treasure. iz teh boolkrap.
To awl hoo wud eet thayr nayburz foar a moar konservativ ICHC, ai say BUTTSEKS, DED BAYBEE JEEZUS, GAYNESS, WAR, DRUGZ, CHENEY, FOOL FRUNTAL NOODITTEH, SEKS, SEKS, ABORSHUN, OPRAH, DONALD, BALLZ, FART, PUKE, ASS, LAURA BUSH GETTIN NASSTY WIV A LOOBD UP PYTHON, CHAINSAWZ, SUNDAY MORNIN DRIVE_BY AWN GAWD, MAKIN HAMBURGRZ OWT OV SAKRED COWZ SINCE TEH DAWN OV TIEM.
awl sowns good to me tina
well septin mebbeh cheney ewwww
mebbe ded baybee jeezus pukes in cheneyz ass after buttseks awn drugz an then thay chainsaw donaldz ballz awn oprah while watchin laura bush get an aborshun coz she gawt nassty wiv a lubed up python fart? Duz cheney wurk 4 joo naow?
nah I saw that one already on cuteoverload
ftw!!!1!
N 2 DIS AH ADD AWN A SAWNG ABT CEILING CAT WATCHIN U MASTURBATE!!!
(cue pipe organ)
Dood:
at nite he stard at me
and hopd I caym
dat voice dat call 2 me
an speek mah naym
an do ah whax agenn
or compensaet
teh kitteh of teh ceilin hole
will watch meh masturbate
Ceiling Cat:
secks self agenn 4 mee
awr rittuall
mah eyez r ovr u
can’t fix teh hoal
an doh u turn frum meh
an seeve wit hate
teh kitteh ov teh ceilin hole
will watch u masturbate
Dood:
Doze hoo has seen ur gayze
Put on deyr pantz
Gues I’ll stawp whaxin ofvf
Ceiling Cat:
2 bad u cantz
Bofe:
Ur/meh privatz an ur/meh eyez
Associaet
Teh kitteh of teh ceilin hole
Will watch u/meh masturbate
Choruz:
U’Z GOT, TEH KITTEH OV TEH CEILIN HOAL
DO NOT WANT, TEH KITTEH OV TEH CEILIN HOAL
Ceiling Cat:
In awl ur fantaseez
Deyr are robotz
Teh robotz all have boobz
Dood:
NO DEY DO NAWT!
Ceiling Cat:
An dis dumb bedroom here,
Plz dekkeraet
Teh kitteh of teh ceilin hole
Will watch u masturbate
(yay andrew lloyd webber…stil doin Lol Caterables, tho)
…and names that reference alcoholic beverages – or illicit drugs – or licit drugs – or anything that someone might find addictive, because that is insensitive to those with the disease of addiction.
Oh, or sugar, because it is insensitive to diabetics.
Oh, or teats, or harbles, for obvious reasons.
ob corse, da naughteh bits iz offensif. kruncheh bits, 2.
hm. dis brings up mutch moar.
slimeh bits
tosteh bits
liddel bits
mettal bits
melteh bits
k. dats it. we no can has bits ob enny kinds on dis site.
And semprini. You can’t mention semprini.
Nawt semprini! Yu wernt sposed to say dat……
ESPECIALLY Belgium!!!
Ah – I remember that day – The air smelled of waffles and cabbage…
da aer smellt ob waffels an cabbidge… dat iz SO romatick, sish…
*long sigh*
an chonklit! Scotchanmorescotch, u furgot to menshun days dat end in Y. Dey is varry offensiv to vampires an odder nite creechurs.
OF corse B*lg**m!!! Iz most ‘ffensive werd in universe!!!!1! Iz cmpltly banned in teh hole galexy, ‘cept that wun part, where they dunt noe whut it meens.
u forgotz cheez. dat definitly arent funneh. in fack, i perposes dat da site b tak3ed daown caus ob da referints in da name to cheez. dat offend caows everwher in da whirrled.
how bout whirrled peas can we still has that?
definitly. long as it duznt has cheez…
AI CANNUT BLEEV JU SED TAHT!!! JU TINKS PEAS IS FUNNY? ZOMG AI IS SO OFFENDID AI TINK AI WILL JUS BOWT DYE. Tink of teh lolpeas, tehy has feelins tu.
whuts so funneh bout peas lurv an unnerstandin??
*rolls eyes*
srsly – dis r da funniest list of offensibles. i laffed an den has 2 luk araon. can not has 2 mutch phun at wurk…
U laffed?
Teht ofends meh.
Laffs goez owt wif teh cheez.
oboi… nao iz in trubbel. i went an laffed agin.
oh noes!! i laffed agin. *trais 2 nawt laff*
ok. i finks iz ok ~
nope! laffin agin!
Ifs dis hole site iz shut down bai ur laffin
doan cum runnin to meh!
Doan sai Aye diddnt warn U.
*heers moar laffin*
Do U fink Iz talkin fur mah helf?
U wont b laffin wen ur outta Cheezburger!
romeo romeo where for art thou romeo
*COUGH COUGH WHHEEEZE*
I nawt laffin, truely, I has a tickle in mai throat.
eehhmmm, scuse me, carry on……
Trai puttin yer hed in a desk drower an jus snorkin. Unliss yu find teh sudjeschun offinsif.
Then I didunt say it.
Oh, Duffy! If I only could, I would give you many more cheezbrgrs for that lovely image!
*snork!*
“small things”! Ai will waek up at 3 AyEm laffin as Ai rememberers taht in mai dreems! Jeenyus, pur jeenyus. May Ceiling Cat and Kitekat hold yu in teihr harts forebber fore such wonderfulneseses!
Eddie Izzard ref FTW!
“I’ve come 4 u, Jed McGrew”
an nots to be fogetingz teh offensif spam, spam, spam, eggs and spam….vurry offensif. don uz has aneeting with les spam?
S&MS, ur sarcsm wood bez offensif if not so F****n’ PHUNNEEE!!!!
…baykt beenz r off!
JESUS CHRIST! It’s sumwun wif a brain! Run!
Wow.
U got MAI attenshun.
Naht me. Ai iz onlee findz two fings ‘fensive… kittehs whut is intowel.. intool… does not likes udder kulchers, an’ da Dutch!
oh, an lolzurds. evn if tehy desurfs to getz eetn.
Oh, ScotchAndMoreScotch, are you so unhappy all the time that you see many things that way? I simply see a white cat who has a black family who loves him and cares for him — that includes someone who takes good photos, and who live in a house with more than one storey and hardwood floors.
I am delighted to see a black hand in one of lolcats’ photos — I wish we saw more, on the few occasions when a photo including any human is good enough to include . And aren’t we ALL servants to our cats? Remember the old saw: “Dogs have masters; cats have servants” [or "staff," depending on which version you've seen].
Da shong for dis one can be……. EAT IT by wierd al!
doesn’t we all feel zat way?
Death to all fanatics! Hee hee
Aftr heering bout akwa dawtz…
NO TRUST SMALL FOODZ NO MOAR
Dis wun maiks meh tu LOLz