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Yay fer teh gud gramma!
…..she ironiklee said!
An so well, too.
Funny, bad grammur an spellingz reellee bug me, but I luv dis place.
go figgur.
(figgur? pleh. I hates teh maff.)
Now, I will dants too teh tune ub “Conjuntion junction, wuts ur funcshun?” !!
Me tu! I em teh Inglish teachur. Go figgur.
mebbee cuz it feelz soo nawtee! :p
& coz wee wuv teh langwedges & C inghao dey laik & unlaik teh inglish langwidge. 1 uv my favrit langwidge expieryensses iz 2 lissen 2 liddul childs been kreeyativ wif gwamma & sintacks, uzing wut tehy noe & extrap… extrstrap… uzing itt inn uvver waiz 2 git tehr poynt akross
Teh Inglish teachur? Mebbe deres hope… I thot lolspeak wood be hard.
2 much grammr to un-lurn!
Apostrophe kitteh can do both.
Iz cuz itz a teeny vakashun for teh mind. Liek Pickawsso – yu has to noe how to do it rite befoar doin it rong iz kewl.
dat’s bery deep. Butt tehn agin, ai has had kwite a lawt tu drink.
iz nawt da drinkin. iz da finkin. berry deep fots duffy be finkin. an iz wai sumtime noobehs pollogize 4 da correk spellins. dis b nawt eezeh, mah frenz, butt well worf da effert. whut we getz from eech uvver priseless.
sew tru! well put!
princess = priseless.
dey got dat rite.
Join teh club.
Duffy, yu has sed it PURRFECTLEE.
I has diss look:
U hit teh nail on teh hed!
Can wee kwotez u?
i been tryin 2 post, butt mah postes doan show up. dang…
ennyway – u has to knows da ruls b4 u has enny ideer hao 2 brake dem!!
an yes, i duz lef tern on redd – xcept wen i sees a cop behin meh…
(i nawt dummmmm.)
u duz lef tern on redd!? were u live, itteh?
u lukin 4 damidg control, huh??
- do nawt dribe wen da itteh bitteh kitteh behine da weeel!!!!-
corms 2 da left ob meh
soybeenz 2 da rite
heer i iz
stuck in ohio wif u
(i fink leef rited dat sum wile backs…)
fluffy cat reporting on channel 5 tommorow lol he is gramaticly correct(yh he is sorta)
Aye liek dis idear. Teh vaycayshun foar teh mind is a vary impawtent consept, an wee needs moar!
wen ai waz in arty skool, wee useded to hab miny miny dicu….dissu…..duscu……arguminz bout dis beyr subgect…….(teh picasso thingy). wai wai intwo teh nite…….iz wun ob dose tings……..lik angles dansing on teh hedz o pinz…….
ok wel noes maybe nawt lik dat, butt iz lik summat…..
az sune az ai getz mi feetes awt ob mi mouff, ai go hide ina cormer……
til den “mweuduff, whab dyfi,, whneruigbehkgf” noe budy sed waz easi to tawlk wif feetes in mouff……
HunH? Waz dat Welsh?
u herd it heer firsty !!!!!!! Teh Welsh langu….lenng….leangua…….uh, wai ob teh talwking, iz baseded awn ……tawlkin wif der feetes in der mouffs..!!!!!! ai din noe taht!!! lern summat roun heer ebberydai…..
iz da pink toesies, mostleh, i finks… corse iz puttin kitteh feets in mah mouf sted ob mah owns.
jk. i nebbers puts dey feets in mah mouf. ple-ple-ple-ple-pleh.
iddun dat annoyin? U needs too say dat in case sum dummee say,”WUT!! Pleeze nebbur puts feet in mouf!!! Ebul pursun!”
sheesh
peepul…………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkO87mkgcNo
I brot teh moosic. I think teh dans shood be something like a conga line…
gude moosik choice.
butt sinse it b a bloose sawng,
I tinkwi shude awl juss be keewl.
*leans up against the bar holeden ah durti voka martiny,lukeinn kinna dark, kinda innerestin, whyle groovin gentlii*
princess, a few pikchures bak, u sed u wer dancin wit a prince. (I bee berry sleep dprived at da tyme. I alzo hab a cupple ob drinkees for looong dai.) any hoo, I sayz “Oh, she nows a prince? Den I luk at ur nayme “princess mu” and ai fink “ob corse she b teh pincess.” I chuckle chuckle at dat a minit an goes tu bed!!
sowns familyur.
Well, ai may bee a day layte AND a daller short, butt ai must danse to tihs totallee purrfekt moosik D Marie has brawted.
Ai duz bloozee sort ov danse awl bai mayself as evereebuddee else seems to has mooved awn.
wellz I did moovawn butz naow am bak ! Hi JCH4K!
My grandma no Iz kewl…
She be vry old… Fashund…
Wew…I tinks dat cool.
/props too gramma
duz u libs wiff grandma?
I did dat wunts.
WUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
The English teacher in me says that this picture is full of much win and awsumz!!!
It is, to be terribly cliche, puuuurrrrrfect.
Ju has an English teechur in U? U maded us an English teechur but you eated it?
OhNoes, tink of teh teechrs!!!
dis has teh SPESHUL irunee.
u can tel, haz gotz a danglin participle hanin awt of der mouff !!!!
Yes… YES!
sink of teh lolteechrs!
Gud fot, Kafleen!
U iz teh phunnee
OR:
Comma Cat demands u givez paws!!!
Hehe.
comma cat has claws at teh end of itz paws, and yet is also teh paws at teh end of teh claws!
hahahaha
very clever
Wel playd dere, wel playd…
i lurve dis site… grammer jokes.
{{{teechers}}} {{{lurners}}}
*wints*
But onlee correkt when refurring to pozessiv nowns. Apostrafee kitteh in plooral nowns = DO NOT WANT. Is teh pleh.
Cheezburgers and AMENS to you, sister!
unless it’s its. then it’s its opposits…
possesssif oar contrakshun.
NAWT plural. DO NOT WANT!!!!
*shudderink at a sine ai seed resenndly – “Banana’s 99 cents/lb”*
Banana’s WHAT??????????????? Peelz? Petz? Pet peevz?
I have FITS whenever I see that!
Unfortunately, I see it a lot, so it’s hard on a girl.
Girl, I noes it.
purrspecktive…wee needz it!
Wut makez us dat way??? *pondurrs*
Wee du nawt needs teh purrspektiv. We needz teh deff penilty for rong yews of teh postrafees. Ai is bery relacksd an librul but tehr are sum tings ai wud kill for – an misyews of teh postrafees is wun ov dem.
oh, deer. Wut iff I hads too menny drinnkees an makes a mistake?
nooooooooo…doan killz mee!
sj duznt dare. 1) u has oozeh. 2) u has lolfrenz. 3) u has MEH!!
well…..WOW.
n bakwerd lettehz…….pleh!!!! nawt cyute, (OK maibeee cyuute firtsy tyme, butt onli teh oncest…) bakwerd lettehz is stoopy!!!
nawtr taht ifen we cood bakwerdz a lettehz oar 2 round heer, wel let’s (ahem) jest say, tingz wood bee eben hardester to reed…….
mistake iz wun fing. Tinking postrofee meens “Luk owt! Heer comz an S!” dat diffrnt.
heh heh, u i’s funneh : ) dat was a grate wai to expalian wut nawt tew dew! srsly
Kathleen ai wud nawt kill u for mistaik (nawt now ai noze u has a oozi, NEwais!) – dapanferkitteh has it SACKLY rite. OOOH, an ESS!!! Ai bedder put a postraphee justincais!!! Is plural? Pudda postraphee!!!! Is sumwun’s name? Pudda postraphee!!! Is possessive? oooh….. trikky. Bedder nawt pudda postraphee (Two Weeks Notice – ai SAW wut u did tehr – an ju is doin it RONG!!!).
*deep breff. Calming thots*
whew.
*paw too forhed*
Glad too heer.
ya, dat teh kinda ting taht maeks me wunner bout awl teh grammah ai lerned……an 12, (count ‘em 12) yerz at teh Caffolic skule……..taht’z a lawt ob grammah…ai gettin sew turneded round, ai forgotted teh reel rules………oar cood jest bee gettin oldy…..gack.
Meh. Az a kitteh hu sumtaimz haz trubble wit dat lil fing, Ai ignorz it.
Butt Ai crinjus at ‘Express Lane – 12 items or less’. Oar less WHUT?
oh , JESS !!12 items or …fewer !!! ta DAHHH i fot it goed likes dis…less money…fewer dollars diffrunz beteen concepz and touchinble items!
Not in pozessiv pronowns eivver!
Acksherly…u mai uze teh postrofee tu mayk a plooral.
BUTT, ownly wen jus stikkin teh “s” at teh end of teh wurd mayks anudder wurd.
Foar essample, the Okelind A’s baysbal teme. Or, haow menny “i’s” ar in teh wurd Mississississississippi?
I kant tink of enny uthers, tho.
wate.
Oakland As shud be As.
Rite?
I chekd teh offishul websyt.
Dere is eben a postrofee in dere logo.
Butt tekniklee, dere naym is the “Afleticses.”
ok , butt…….??? iz nawt teh posdtropy ment 2 taek teh plase ob teh rest ob teh ledderz in teh werd “athletics” m???? iz sorta a contrakshun iz nawt?
naow ai reeeeely confuseded……..
halp!
is awlso korrect if indicayshun ob contacshun.
Ho hum; yus can taek teh English teecher owt ob teh lessons but yus carnt taek teh lessons owt ob the English teecher!
welz, yus can but it no feelz berry gud fer teh eenglish teecher!!
LOL, Emma- u madez me laff owt lowd! Sooprized mai lolgoggie!
I haz bin an inglish (& fwench & jermman) teechr & stil dreme uv lessuns eben tho reetird- emfasis on tird- 4 mor tahn 4 yeers!
U noes not lee gal in Kbec. Kilt Eaton’s wehn hadda bes Eatons. Hi Kev and Trudie!
mai sisstah libbed inn appartment bildin & teh manajurz allweiz poasted teh sines inn teh elebator. e. g. “Tenants are reminded that BBQ’s & bikes are not allowed on balcony’s. Violators will be fined. ” 1 dai I getz in elebbayter & sine has bin ajustted. Now says ” Tenant’s are reminded that BBQ’s & bike’s are not allowed on balcony’s. Violator’s will be fined.” postrophee esses added whirr in teh blak fellt penn. Dontz noe iff manigers gott teh messaj- problee nawt!”
now u is juss showin off ur e.g. nolluge.
an dere we has it, folks – in blak an wite. da paws iz mitier dan da sworrd.
Harold Pinter awlwais nu hao to weeld a meen paws!
Harold Pinter ftw!
I lubs “The Dumbwaiter”….
eessoterric disscusshunz …..wee haz tehm !!!!!!
LOLSpeak…yr doing it rong!
Dat’s teh HOLE POYNT!!! doin it rong iz doin it rite……
now wayt…..letz mee splain…….( hai wher’d ebberywun goes??????)
noe, wat ai meen iz ifen u lolspeak, ur doin at awl……..ur doin it rite, no rong possablabble…..
Conga lien for emma everywun….
ba bam bam bam bam bam BA-
fanx te yew! Ai can has liddle *shimmeh* too?
*ba bam bam bam bam bam BA- shimmie ba bam bam…*
*Gits in lyne behinz teh Princess*
shimmeh shimmeh ba BA!
Yay emma! I joins the shimmy conga line in ur honor.
Wait, whut?
JESUS CHRIST IT’S A CONGA LINE! GET IN THE CARIBBEAN!
ummm – lolcatburglar – shirley u minz to say
“JESUS CHRIST IT’S A CONGA LION! GET IN THE CARIBBEAN!”
or izzit too obvyoos?
awww..u heers dat, woodchuck?
*runs through*
*shakes everyone’s hips furiously*
LOL!!!
LOL2
I’m glad someone else finds that amusing … imagine, me sitting here just laughing at myself
Teh grate Mark Twain sez, it’s naot hte curse werds taht maek kitteh faights sounz so awfl — it’s teh terrubil grammer. Pleh!
“You get a couple of cats to pullin’ fur on top of a shed nights, and you’ll hear such grammar as’ll give you the lockjaw.”
<3 Mark Twain
MT FTW!!
OHai, Carrie. Glad too see u still heer affur dat foolish pattetuc furstee bizness dat wun day.
An u jus turned awai an sed nuffin. Wut class.
How U dooin?
Yez, Aim one clazzy daem. Also clueless. Did someone say nasty? Ai neber sawd it. Teh best riposte r pain no tension whatzoevverr, Ai spose!
Aiz bizzy adze alwaiz! Ai gotz I Scream Makr fur berdday n has plannign maek lotz lolcream fur kittehz n peepz, comm — start — benginegning wiht Bananananananas Foster. Nom!
AHEM!!!
Ebberywun!
Look obber heer!
Dis bee teh penultimate class. Seez it? Payz attenshun, now!
Wish I wuz in dat invite grupe!
Is u Libra or Scorpio? Happee reecent birfday!
Sagit –segggittt– teh kewl dude half hros n hte arrwz. Ai jummpt teh birdday gun juz a lil. Teh Banananananas Foster whirr lots flavr but teh banananananas naot kwait raip enuf. Ai will trai agin whit much chocaolate n almunz, oar vanielli eggggggg custer with cranbairry zworldz, fyr teh Thankgsibign dessssert. Teh kittehs din liek teh i scream — 2 cold fur lil tungenungenungz.
Acshully teh Sagitto r from anci– verr old 3000 yrs old skai. Teh starz hev muvd! Mai bday r in Ophio-whozit — teh Whale — naow. Ai even has bukkit — thaz haow u kn tel.
nom nom nom!
Completely O.T. is anyone else getting the google ad banner for the Barf Diet foods? epic DO! NOT! WANT!
BARF: Iz not so grate, akshuly.
On sew meny levuls.
Yes – Yuk!
Aye doan hab to buy speshul fud for dat.
Huzzah for Fierfoks and Adbloc!
Oh, yeah! Mah boi tode mee bowt teh Firefox an I has bin lubbin it ebbur sints!
mah cuzin bulk bot dat stuff once…….kitteh did not want so mah cuzin being sirry ated sum……and he barf’d!
I MENT TO PUT MUM INSTEAD OF KITTEH!!!
Um,,,,I suggests dat u watches dis cuzin carefullee, k?
Kthxbai
xcuse meh. we talkin bout die-it fud dat make u barf? delibberitleh?? so whut dint dey unnerstan bout da eetin disorders? die-it: ur duin it rong. i cant eben FINKS ob da rite sware wurds 2 xpres da horrer. it disgust meh rite daown 2 da cellular lebbel. rite into da dna…
do
not
want
iz rite up dre wif da die-it medisin (nawt da rite wurd if medisin posed 2 b helfeh…) dat gibes u da trawts… halpfull hint: ware lotsa brraown.
*shudder*
fanks fur telln mi. i was considering a pill tew luze 10 pawnds, nao i’m tinkin ” meh, nawt sew much a gude idear nao.”
sweet princess, u prolly just rite like u iz. u doan need da nasteh die-it pills. nawt werf da yuk an da mess an da belleh-ake an da……
BARF = “biologically appropriate raw food” is diet system for dogs.
I hadda luk it up, mai curriossitee was killin me.
fanku d marie… i fot wuz b a r f. but-arent-reel-fud. den: haaaark.
still, i woan feed mah goggeh barf-fud. it prolly has da raw meet in it, an i doan wanna made him sick. (undercooked beef, setera)
Calling for White Cat to complete yin yang symbol
Kitteh limbering up for Caterday
is Caturday yet? needs teh Caturday. week has ben teh most PLEH. wantz sleps. misses mai kittehs an goggiez, is teh best 4 Caturday mornins.
Yeh, buddeh. I needs teh Caturday too.
Caturday bee teh BEST.
Is mah Wurk but not Wurk day.
I onlee wurks frum 10-4, an getts paid full day.
Yay Caturday!
“and then he slidddddddddddddes into home like this……. I am tellin ya George, you shouldda been there……was the greatest game I ever saw!”
Excited kitteh demonstrates POINT.
I diddun unnerstan a wurd ub dat, butt it shur sownned gud.
umm……is BASEBALL ref Kathleen lolz
wew…okay…gotted DAT part…. just not res.\
Jus wunted too say, it wuss soo gud sownden dat ebben doe i not noe teh baseball, it sownded eggsitin!!
sumtimes mai thoughts are so far out there that u needs a map to track it down. thanks for beliefin in me anyways!
)
Well, ai knows teh basebawl and ai am proclayming yew totallee brillyunt! Ai just luvs teh way u always sees sumthing compleetlee differunt in teh pikshur – much liek Jack, ownlee nawt.
actually looks like iz black on white … white ket is now under black ket…
refer to whice cat on blue comforter sitting on partially hidden black kat
Are you feeling lucky punk? black ket asks white cat
Yu kan tel teh mael commacat bai itz danglin participels!
Hmmmm . . . idden it roode too look too cwosley fer danglin parti … pahty .. annatomee of kitteh??
tehy’ll jest sho ‘em 2 yu ennywai…
looking klosely, dangling partissipulls can be deteckted.
LOL!!!
like kitteh in teh window pikshur?
yesh…an it’ll b NAWT DECENT!!!
*splortteehee*
win! an teh tail held high maeks ekslamatin point…!
iz cawled happitayle…yu musta missed taht chat
;-p
Well, let meh jest say…Iz enjoi been grahmahtikally incoorekt, an iz compleetly uhffendid by dis pic.
:^D
Ifs wez uhffendid sumwon, then…
We’re doin it rong!
no, no, i tihnk if wez DONT uhffendid sumwon tehn werr doin it rong.
Oops – Aye ment to sai UNuffendid sumwon, then…
We’re doin it rong.
Aye frot teh duble negative fing waz funneh,
butts wen I rited it rong it nawt hab enny funneh at awl.
Mah bad.
Ooh! Kathleen was talking about postraffys just yesterday!
Kathleen, did u know u was a punctuation psychic?
I noo u wuz gunna say dat.
Ur a punctuation psychic pronouncement psychic too?
I is amazed.
And a little skared.
But u knew that alreddy.
Im in ur sentansiz
Makin dem lukz moar bettr
full ob win!!
*hugs DR AND itteh.*
Glad too see ur happee postun, DR!!
I have apostrophe in my last name. Will nao be drawing cat picture when signing my name instead of little comma.
o’tucker?
I iz O’Brien
Mai momma was an O’Brien. Mebbe we’z related?
ok; i make us related just by being two O’Brien’s on ichc. we could be cuzins!
lol – i thot O’JJ
I could B O’JJ O’Tucker O’Brien?
If u cud just sumhao manaj wun moar upostrfee, u cud has 4 kittehs liek mee!
My meedle name bees O’Brien..sometimes teh compooters won’t take mah naym cuz of teh apostrofy, and I has to spell it wifout. It is teh pleh.
Uzd to hurt mai feelings to do without, cause that was my name and it cluded apostrofee; had it all mai lief. Ya get uzd to it tho; stoopy puters.
I haz frend name “O’Flynn” and it makes him livid when teh puter leves his postrophee owt, speshully cus then peeps say his name as OFF-linn.
Tokyo Rose iz IRISHES ?????????? dis iz big neewz………ain’t it a smallish whirld ???
ai noes bout “black irish” (dady waz ) ( tehre bee irishes ebberywher, tehy paiar….perip…peaish….tehy getz round….)
speeking ub airish, mai frend sed shee hirrd 2 Irishmans tawking – how R U teehz dayz, shawn? Iz 2 poor 2 paynt, 2 prowd 2 whytwash. Tot it waz kool cuz reel!
BTW
kiwikan haz teh O’ Hara annsessters & menny uvvers
An a happeh face above teh “j”?
derez 2 j’s. onlee wun gotz a hapeh fayce. duvver wun gotz a flowr.
jeez, romeow. cant u spellt any moar…?
Sumtiemz mah paws hits moar dan won kee ata tiem.
I can has voyce rekognishun softeeware?
OOh. dat stuff bee teh majuur aggurvatin.
nawt a flaver?
LOLSPEAK CAT
is on strike…
an iz hittin da pikkit lynez wif da WGA!
Srsly, lolspeak cat…no moar “Heroes”? Y yu wanna go n do taht?
Jus sayin…
a post trophe cat
must rest after teh kontest
taht ful ob teh awe an winsome
haff invisdbul yin-yang.
This bebeh luks liek wun of those boneluss kats, jus floahin’ along teh floah.
DAH shong for dis one ca be……LET THE BODEES HIT DA FLOAR! by drowning pool!
kitteh sez “pleez to nawt be foto-ing this armpit kullerd karpit. iz teh shaymful.”
omit nitwit misfit armpit karpit!!
DAG!!!
this photo was the funniest yet
cashew cat is overcooked
say huh?
gramma-tickly curekt, pshaw. kitteh isnt eben anna-tommy-klee curekt.
Ju leevs Tommy Lee owt of dis.
uhpostrufee kat feelz owt uv place
iz da danglin partisipul…
ceelin cat sez: see, dats whut u gets. knawk it orf b4 u terns into dubbel quotes.
awl he needs is a T at hims side an he’ll feel awl beddr
wif a biskit
an jellee
an creem
an thththththeven sugars
hm… cuzzin. akkordin 2 resint post, jam nawt akceptabul topik. peepel gets offensibel. u skatin reel close 2 da edg wif da jelleh….
{{csmall}}
u so kyewt. wun time i drest for wurk like a kitteh 4 halloween – rite daown 2 da fangses. den i unnerstanded wai sylbester thayth thingth funneh. u cannot duz da s-sound wif fangs!! i steppt orf da ellemator. gai axt meh: do u want cider? i axt him: do u have a ththththraw?? i had dem dam fangses in awll day… cause i pollygripped dem in…
note 2 thelf: doan loothe ur teeth. dat thuckth.
too funneh!
KAAAA SPLOOORT
Halp needs de cart!
peese, hurry
ai feelz more sploort beginnin
dass gud, cuz gramr is portant.
DoaN NO IFFEN ANYBUDDY DUN DIS… BUT aI hates TEH “APOSTROPHE eSS” WEN IT JUST A PLANE OL PLURAL. sOkAY?
(ohg… “caps on” Hangs hed in shaem)
dat’s jest an *oopz.* butt wen u gotz a gilt complax, u gotz a gilt complax…..,…u can getz helpz 4 dat u noez????
Ai haz to haz arjent complehcks… Ai’z too pour fur gilt…
I tot we gets postorfeez fwum quaylz (not the Dan kind) not from katz – now I pozzled and confuzzled.
Yay for gud grammer! Not on this seit tho…
im in ur internetz usin korekt gramar.
wot?!
waddya mean dis not korekt?
foar teh moast part, iz jus teh spelling, nawt grammr.
Terry Pratchett kwote (frm Going Postal):
“‘Be with you in jus’t one moment, s’ir, I’m ju’st-’ the man began.”
“The man” bein head uv greengroser’s guild, of coz.
no no no it’s not spelling or grammar – it’s SYNTAX. geeeez.
syntax not grammar.
No, syntax iz whut yu pay fur bein nawty!!!
Syntax has nothing to do with grammar -_-
Actually, not syntax or grammar.
Apostrophe cat is **orthographically** correct.
i are no gets grammar. why habs grammarz? apostfees cant has grammarz.
this can habs new capshunz?
LMAO!!!
…Does anyone leave comments on these pictures not written in lolcat?
purrhaps hes punctual?