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GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT. Den wut doin heer?
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Yay fer teh gud gramma!
…..she ironiklee said!
An so well, too.
Funny, bad grammur an spellingz reellee bug me, but I luv dis place.
go figgur.
(figgur? pleh. I hates teh maff.)
Now, I will dants too teh tune ub “Conjuntion junction, wuts ur funcshun?” !!
Me tu! I em teh Inglish teachur. Go figgur.
mebbee cuz it feelz soo nawtee! :p
& coz wee wuv teh langwedges & C inghao dey laik & unlaik teh inglish langwidge. 1 uv my favrit langwidge expieryensses iz 2 lissen 2 liddul childs been kreeyativ wif gwamma & sintacks, uzing wut tehy noe & extrap… extrstrap… uzing itt inn uvver waiz 2 git tehr poynt akross
Teh Inglish teachur? Mebbe deres hope… I thot lolspeak wood be hard.
2 much grammr to un-lurn!
Apostrophe kitteh can do both.
Iz cuz itz a teeny vakashun for teh mind. Liek Pickawsso - yu has to noe how to do it rite befoar doin it rong iz kewl.
dat’s bery deep. Butt tehn agin, ai has had kwite a lawt tu drink.
iz nawt da drinkin. iz da finkin. berry deep fots duffy be finkin. an iz wai sumtime noobehs pollogize 4 da correk spellins. dis b nawt eezeh, mah frenz, butt well worf da effert. whut we getz from eech uvver priseless.
sew tru! well put!
princess = priseless.
dey got dat rite.
Join teh club.
Duffy, yu has sed it PURRFECTLEE.
I has diss look:
U hit teh nail on teh hed!
Can wee kwotez u?
i been tryin 2 post, butt mah postes doan show up. dang…
ennyway - u has to knows da ruls b4 u has enny ideer hao 2 brake dem!!
an yes, i duz lef tern on redd - xcept wen i sees a cop behin meh…
(i nawt dummmmm.)
u duz lef tern on redd!? were u live, itteh?
u lukin 4 damidg control, huh??
- do nawt dribe wen da itteh bitteh kitteh behine da weeel!!!!-
corms 2 da left ob meh
soybeenz 2 da rite
heer i iz
stuck in ohio wif u
(i fink leef rited dat sum wile backs…)
fluffy cat reporting on channel 5 tommorow lol he is gramaticly correct(yh he is sorta)
Aye liek dis idear. Teh vaycayshun foar teh mind is a vary impawtent consept, an wee needs moar!
wen ai waz in arty skool, wee useded to hab miny miny dicu….dissu…..duscu……arguminz bout dis beyr subgect…….(teh picasso thingy). wai wai intwo teh nite…….iz wun ob dose tings……..lik angles dansing on teh hedz o pinz…….
ok wel noes maybe nawt lik dat, butt iz lik summat…..
az sune az ai getz mi feetes awt ob mi mouff, ai go hide ina cormer……
til den “mweuduff, whab dyfi,, whneruigbehkgf” noe budy sed waz easi to tawlk wif feetes in mouff……
HunH? Waz dat Welsh?
u herd it heer firsty !!!!!!! Teh Welsh langu….lenng….leangua…….uh, wai ob teh talwking, iz baseded awn ……tawlkin wif der feetes in der mouffs..!!!!!! ai din noe taht!!! lern summat roun heer ebberydai…..
iz da pink toesies, mostleh, i finks… corse iz puttin kitteh feets in mah mouf sted ob mah owns.
jk. i nebbers puts dey feets in mah mouf. ple-ple-ple-ple-pleh.
iddun dat annoyin? U needs too say dat in case sum dummee say,”WUT!! Pleeze nebbur puts feet in mouf!!! Ebul pursun!”
sheesh
peepul…………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkO87mkgcNo
I brot teh moosic. I think teh dans shood be something like a conga line…
gude moosik choice.
butt sinse it b a bloose sawng,
I tinkwi shude awl juss be keewl.
*leans up against the bar holeden ah durti voka martiny,lukeinn kinna dark, kinda innerestin, whyle groovin gentlii*
princess, a few pikchures bak, u sed u wer dancin wit a prince. (I bee berry sleep dprived at da tyme. I alzo hab a cupple ob drinkees for looong dai.) any hoo, I sayz “Oh, she nows a prince? Den I luk at ur nayme “princess mu” and ai fink “ob corse she b teh pincess.” I chuckle chuckle at dat a minit an goes tu bed!!
sowns familyur.
Well, ai may bee a day layte AND a daller short, butt ai must danse to tihs totallee purrfekt moosik D Marie has brawted.
Ai duz bloozee sort ov danse awl bai mayself as evereebuddee else seems to has mooved awn.
wellz I did moovawn butz naow am bak ! Hi JCH4K!
My grandma no Iz kewl…
She be vry old… Fashund…
Wew…I tinks dat cool.
/props too gramma
duz u libs wiff grandma?
I did dat wunts.
WUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
The English teacher in me says that this picture is full of much win and awsumz!!!
It is, to be terribly cliche, puuuurrrrrfect.
Ju has an English teechur in U? U maded us an English teechur but you eated it?
OhNoes, tink of teh teechrs!!!
dis has teh SPESHUL irunee.
u can tel, haz gotz a danglin participle hanin awt of der mouff !!!!
Yes… YES!
sink of teh lolteechrs!
Gud fot, Kafleen!
U iz teh phunnee
OR:
Comma Cat demands u givez paws!!!
Hehe.
comma cat has claws at teh end of itz paws, and yet is also teh paws at teh end of teh claws!
hahahaha
very clever
Wel playd dere, wel playd…
i lurve dis site… grammer jokes.
{{{teechers}}} {{{lurners}}}
*wints*
But onlee correkt when refurring to pozessiv nowns. Apostrafee kitteh in plooral nowns = DO NOT WANT. Is teh pleh.
Cheezburgers and AMENS to you, sister!
unless it’s its. then it’s its opposits…
possesssif oar contrakshun.
NAWT plural. DO NOT WANT!!!!
*shudderink at a sine ai seed resenndly - “Banana’s 99 cents/lb”*
Banana’s WHAT??????????????? Peelz? Petz? Pet peevz?
I have FITS whenever I see that!
Unfortunately, I see it a lot, so it’s hard on a girl.
Girl, I noes it.
purrspecktive…wee needz it!
Wut makez us dat way??? *pondurrs*
Wee du nawt needs teh purrspektiv. We needz teh deff penilty for rong yews of teh postrafees. Ai is bery relacksd an librul but tehr are sum tings ai wud kill for - an misyews of teh postrafees is wun ov dem.
oh, deer. Wut iff I hads too menny drinnkees an makes a mistake?
nooooooooo…doan killz mee!
sj duznt dare. 1) u has oozeh. 2) u has lolfrenz. 3) u has MEH!!
well…..WOW.
n bakwerd lettehz…….pleh!!!! nawt cyute, (OK maibeee cyuute firtsy tyme, butt onli teh oncest…) bakwerd lettehz is stoopy!!!
nawtr taht ifen we cood bakwerdz a lettehz oar 2 round heer, wel let’s (ahem) jest say, tingz wood bee eben hardester to reed…….
mistake iz wun fing. Tinking postrofee meens “Luk owt! Heer comz an S!” dat diffrnt.
heh heh, u i’s funneh : ) dat was a grate wai to expalian wut nawt tew dew! srsly
Kathleen ai wud nawt kill u for mistaik (nawt now ai noze u has a oozi, NEwais!) - dapanferkitteh has it SACKLY rite. OOOH, an ESS!!! Ai bedder put a postraphee justincais!!! Is plural? Pudda postraphee!!!! Is sumwun’s name? Pudda postraphee!!! Is possessive? oooh….. trikky. Bedder nawt pudda postraphee (Two Weeks Notice - ai SAW wut u did tehr - an ju is doin it RONG!!!).
*deep breff. Calming thots*
whew.
*paw too forhed*
Glad too heer.
ya, dat teh kinda ting taht maeks me wunner bout awl teh grammah ai lerned……an 12, (count ‘em 12) yerz at teh Caffolic skule……..taht’z a lawt ob grammah…ai gettin sew turneded round, ai forgotted teh reel rules………oar cood jest bee gettin oldy…..gack.
Meh. Az a kitteh hu sumtaimz haz trubble wit dat lil fing, Ai ignorz it.
Butt Ai crinjus at ‘Express Lane - 12 items or less’. Oar less WHUT?