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fur leaf ah tink wi shuld dew a harvest danse : )
With musik from Smashing Pumpkins and Korn? wait, wut?
hehehee!
Nobuddy serving kawfee today?
Howz bowt aple cyder?
omg, dats funneh!! lef, ur 2 mutch!
Harvest Dance sounds reel gud. Awld fashioned or modern? Awld fashioned we puts awn r rustic but pikchersque clothes and modern . . .ummmm cSmall – HAAAAAALP.
dress up like vegetables…oh i know..sounds corny
I can haz kowtch poetaytoe outfit?
yeppers…get a group together on the couch and throw a mesh net over yerselfs
Ummmmmm – leaf – taht is verree purrvokatiff idea. u knows teh mesh is an ainchent militaree weapun so peepl can’t get up. U wants a groop awn teh couch thashin abowt?!!? Dresed liek potaytoes? U has keenkee side u has nawt hitherto reveeled?
I nawt tinks ob daht, but mite B fun!
paws4thot -ai am starting to envee ur too bridez-to-bee!
maybe fur modern wi cin dress lyke wood nymphs and trees and diffrent coluor leefs! Ah bet csmall could maek dat werk
sry ah missed teh dans. had a not so grate dai.
yer vegetebolian costyooms sownd nyce tho – ah will thimk on taht.
*Gibs cSmall bigg fatt hugg!!*
anna flowur, anna box ub majikul candee, anna baskit ub kittehs.
annee betta?
yesh!!!
baskit ub kittehs…mah favrit!
Mebee teh bebeh elefant danse?
*hangs arms down liek a trunk n waddles aroun*
lukin gude romeow! wai tew waddle! : )
elleefant dantce inna liyne liek elleefantz – won arme furwardz liek trunck andudfer arm bak fer teh tayle.
*grabz onna tayle ovva elleefunt enfrunt ov me an’ swings turnk bakkanfort*
wun elefant went owt 2 play
on a spiderz web wun day
dey had such enormus fun
dat dey kalled 4 anodder elefant 2 kum. . .
Ebrybody!
Sharon, lois, and Bram FTW!
sharon lois an bram
nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
hed splode, an not from teh kyute, neever
stoopy wordprez eayted mah commint.
ay SAYED “sharon lois an’ bram FTW!”
ack! there it is….oh, my, sowwree fur dubble postynsg
werdprez has teh feisty.
1ce, it sez 2 me daht ah wuz dubbil-poastin, an I wazznt! Onest guv.
Wun ub deez days, Wurd Press….
*wigguls paw*
TO DEH MOON!
the “Honeymooners”?
i not noe dem peepuls, butt dat shur is a cute littul poem/song! I likez it!
OK – ai’ m rite behind u – - won arme furwardz liek trunck andudfer arm bak fer teh tayle.
*grabz onna tayle ovva elleefunt enfrunt ov me an’ swings turnk bakkanfort*
Thsi is moar fun tahn ai thot.
Princess – ai guess we will has to puts the Harvets Festival danse awn hold. Everwun can just anticpate teh dressing liek potaytoes and thrashing abawt in a groop awn the cowch.
iz lolephant danse! and wok wif tails of frenz in ar turnks!
did u say groping on da couch??? haha
One of mai favorite charities is an elephant santuary in Kentucky– where they rescue abused, abandoned *who abandons an elephant? do you load it up in the truck and drop it off in the counrty in a sack?? hello*, or old elephants. It seems like a really cool place!
das okeh Janet, da harvest danse kuld bkome quite a production number, sew it’s best wi w8 fur csmall tew halp organise. : )
* joynes n danse*
ai berleeve teh musik tew dis shuld be “baby elephant walk” furget who ets bai, but ai members whut ets aboot!
yu see, back in oregon teh oregon zoo had teh furst baybee elefunt born en captivity, his name is packy. teh song wuz writtun en honor uv his burth.
Dere iz allsew “Teh March of Teh Lolephants” – we plaid dat in teh marshink band inna skool wonse…
Elephants walking
along the trails
are holding hands
by holding tails.
Trunks and tails
are handy things
when elephants walk
in circus rings.
Elephants work
and elephants play
and elephants walk
and feel so gay.
And when they walk –
it never fails
they’re holing hands
by holding tails.
(Lenore M. Link)
a little Baby Elephant Walk by Henry Mancini for acccomp… company… to go along…
http://www.last.fm/music/Henry+Mancini/_/Baby+Elephant+Walk
Aye lurve dat sawng!!
sorry I late fur teh dants!!
I wuz tinkin abowt Fantasia an teh tutus…butt den I reeulized dem wuz hippos, not ellyphunts!!! dang.
No, dere be a whole chorruss of ellyphants. Dems got feets stuck in bubblez. Hee hee hee. Only da prima donna be a hippo.
Oh, yah!!
I bee teh bubbul dantsin ellyfunt fur u, leaf!
So gurls…do you like muh new look? It brings out my eyes i think
und yew looks boo-tee-lissh-oss!!
Oh yeah baybee i gots the Look, the Walk, u noes it
tehy promized painting are uv pruf !
Whew fighting fires is hard work…
Elefant comin hoam affer a nite of drinkin.
Mrs. Elefant will neber furgit wat tiem he came hoam.
but itz alwayz bin a matter ov tusk…
billi joel sawng? ftw!
fleetwood mac? still, ftw!
OMG – Billy Mac
Just tell me that ya
can’t goooo the diiistance
yestiday’z gon in her witebred wurld
pittypatpwn!!!
Dis’ elephant is sporting the a new “do”…
http://www.wannasmile.com
lulz
mebbe so…but is not my comment…MOVING ON..
I love it! What a cutie
Elefant gits 3 mpg drai seasun / 6 mpg wet seasun.
Teh bran’ nu 2008 Lolifant! Nao wif awpchunal tew toun paynt!
Aye leff mah tusks
in San Fransisko.
B sher 2 where flowers n yoor earz!
can i interest you in a bouquet of sunflowers…fer yer , um, voluptous ears
ah yes verry verry shecksy
LOLEPHANT!
lollahefferluffanump? or whutever it was on Sesamee Strweet?
Snuffaluffagus? Or something like that?
Snuffleupagus.
Heffalumps were in Winnie teh Pooh.
heee heee… beens a long whiles…since i wuz a little keedey, but the names stick to ya huh,…r ya mommee cats?
Yes, I has teh behbeh kittehs. Im well-vurrsed in teh kiddeh showz.
Oooooo, Samwize wuld luff to see!
Yeps. All dem hobbitses lubs dez heffalumps!
No worriez, iz noo alturrnativ fyool heffalump….runz on peenut oyl.
It’z a loliphaunt!
Tall az a howse, gray az a mouze!
Don’t rebember rest ub poemz.
Optimistic Lolephant iz haff full, nawt haff emptee.
Itz not a LOLiphant! It’s a Neapoliphant! Sumwun haz eeten awl teh strawberry an teh Vanilla’s gon awl weerd but still haz a wild taste to it.
becuz teh stawr burry tastz like froz sunrayz and majiks!
Jus dont tri teh oranj wunz. Dey ar poyzunus.
Aaaaaaahhhhh! It’s a lion! Get in teh river!
But mai master kood turn hizelf n2 an elefant adn stomp your lion.
Stomp Stomp!
(if any1 gets dis, aye be bery happies! hint: a kitteh iz talkin.)
an naow yuze needs to tern into a wee ittehbitteh mowse…
*paownse- nom nom nom…*
*doorbell*
Aha! mai masster uv teh carabas! yer kastle is nise an mowsie fwee naow! an ello to da pirncess foar meh.
Yay, kitsunerina! U has dun it. Puss in Boots – FTW!!!
O – kit – whut duz ur nayme reelee meen? Ai wunz met a byootiful blak kitteh in teh Roman Forum – and naymed hur “Nerina.” We were traveling bai train, so ai cudn’t take her with me, but ai regrets to this dai taht ai dint trai.
Kitsune = Japanese for fox, or fox spirit — in Japan one may be possessed by a kitsune or by a tanuki (badger-dog), and while tanuki are mischevious pranksters, kitsune are simply wicked.
iz japanese foar fox-queen (kinda)
momma tole me bowt teh kitsune (fawx) demuns in japan, china, an russha an ai thowt- haow meen! Jus cuz tehy fell in luv wif da huumans an den runnd awai, mebbe it bekuz teh ages grow up diffrent oar cuz fawkses iz too byootiful foar teh neyburs to stey ‘way frum…
dose poar fawkses, tehy is soo misunderstood- fawkses mayt foar life, nawt teh odder wheys…
ai say moar speshully wen teh kitteh/fox pic in da votin gets to da mayn paige.
also is intrestin, teh romanss langwiges (liek teh aitalyun frum wense mai reel naym kums) r bery simlar to teh japanese in sownd, but nawt so much in da meenins… intrestin…
Mary Kay elephant demonstrates the excellent new mud bath technique for better porosity……wunder if she had an areobic med tec lawyer on stand by???
Top off tank?
He IS Tank!
Ai ment wut ai sed
N sed wut ai ment
a lolefunt b fayful
one hunnert purrsent
Horton Heerz a Hoo FTW!
Akshooly ai wuz goin 4 Horton Hatchez teh Egg
Horton Hatchez teh Egg wuz mai faverit storee fr a lawng tyme. Mayd mai Dad reed it ebry nyte til he wuz sik uv it, den he stil reedid it sum mor. Den we moovd on 2 Did Ai Ebber Tel U Hao Lukkee U R? en O, Teh Thinkz U Can Think! Good storeez.
I thawt Tank gots killded in teh furst Matrix moovey. Oh… wayt…
elefan – taste gud if u dunk em
I like the way your mind works, Rev.
cheers
iffn dis wuz me- lolphant be all empty and haf no gas… and be lyin doawn wishin ai wuz dyin—-
stress… itz a killr sir- runs yer full tank oawt an den splodes yer kar/body/thing.
LOLAR TEH ELEPAHNT IS HALF DARK!!!
ITS A PARSHUL LOLIPHANTCLIPSE!
Dark syd ov da elefunk?
Mr. lefunt, it gonna cost u bout 400 dollers to fill up. Bettr to eat cheezburgers nsted
rothko was best nown foar his suttil pallett and elephantine canvases.
u r maed ov win and awsum.
Do you think that this lolephant was related to the next pic?
nice
mufassa, mufassa, mufassa!!! *shivers* (l luvved dat Lion King seen…)
…o, wait. U is MuSTAFA.
Oh, weell, I likes ur name, too.
Oooo, say it agin. Um, kay passa?
MUFASSSSSA!!!!
ai gits teh shivers ebery taim.
iz eley haf full…or haf emtee???
Dat dependz if u iz opty.. opta… if u can has da gud oar da bad thawts.
Georja lolephunt mejurz teh layk levls…dey used 2 reech wai ovr mah hed!
It are hard to record remember level of last flood when because markerink post gettink up end walkink away.
Dis heffalump has vry BEEEG birfmark.
dis birfmark seem to gots a litl heffalump onnit.
Can we please stop with this “first dance” business? It’s annoying, it’s cutesy, it goes on for a quarter of the page and it’s basically reducing the thread to a tag team match to see who can come in first. That is not the point of the site. I don’t come here to see that a few people want to pat each other on the back for being so cute.
do wut i duz… reed teh furst coment, but den clic teh “-” into a “+” on its.
puuf!
er dat wuz bakwurds… u akshuly turns teh + box into a - box.
o hek nao i fink DAT wuz bakwerdz. thpppppfuxxit… u cans figger it owt. is not hard enywai.
can i still pats u on da back?
*almost runn away*
*think better ob it – totalleh runn away*
*comed back wif fotfull fayce*
wate a dadbirn sekint. i nawt apologize 4 bean kyewt. i nawt apologize 4 mah frenz bean kyewt. i comes heer 4 da kyewt!!!
{littel hug cause u sounds nawt happeh wif us}
wiggle wiggle –
*run like da dikkens*
I’m wiff itteh.
I tink teh wurld bee a pretty plehy place sumtimes. It feelz good too come in heer an gib pats on teh back and gets dem.
I feelz bad dat it bee aggurvatin fur u, DR.
*catches up wif itteh*
Haaaa… That was a good swim.
ellaphatsgerald wuz 1/3 caukashun.
In soviet russia, pink loliphant sees YOU! /ducks before rotten fruit can be thrown
[throwing ducks]