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Pink floofiness iz gud reaminder!
I has dis feelin dat dis is goin too bee a verrrrruh innuresstin thred.
But in teh meentime..
I dantses!!! (How bout Pink singing dat song bowt getting teh partee started?)
purrfekt song, kafleen!!
wiggle wiggle wiggle
shake shake shake
*doan let DR see*
wiggle wiggle wiggle
*cause dis pretty kyewt*
wiggleh wiggleh wiggleh
showder shimmeh
beeg wink an a shmoo
If ennee butt-pain-trolls sho up awn tihs wun, poynt ‘em mai wai - tihs is relevunt to mai innerests!
Wai, SOINTUNLEE!
o hai. I misseded teh danse thread. I do want. I lubs Samba muzik. But dis old-not as fat as she used to be-fartz body no muv leik dat. I amost sade “animoar” but I nebber could have moveded leik dat. But nows as I feal betterz,(the ceiling cat took 35lbs from meh) I danses around the houz, wit the blindz closed ;). It maek the puppers go ‘woo-barkie-woo’ and danz wit me. Teh kittehs just stare until it look liek I be danzing towardz teh nomnom jar, then dey do dase of happy wit me.
onna innerweb u gotz awll da grayce an gud luks u needs. so, u go hedd an samba, shaungrl!
an congrats on da loosin wate. dats nawt eezeh.
Fo sho.
I lostud abowt sebbuntee powns, den dey fownded me agin.
Pleh. I twies agin.
same fing heer. i losted lotsa poundses, den dey comed backs an bringed frens… pleh
butt iz dis way: u just trais agin. taked meh free times 2 kwuit da smokin. benn nawt smokin 4 menny yeers - mebbe 16 or so. mebbe loosin da wate like dat. u trais an doan givves up. i trais agin 2.
i has fayf in u.
Oh I hatez dem.. dey fownded me tu. I was abell tu hidez frum fifteeh uv dem, but ownly fur abowt a yeer. Dey is so sneeky dem powns. Musta has nite vishun oar sumpin.
Dey has teh osmosis. Mah fren in Indianapolis losted 29 powns. Dey osmosseded rite ontoo mah butt.
Dey cums in teh nite…like Trogdor, dammit!
(o, and ty, mah ittehbittehkitteh
)
nao i prolly gonna open up huge-#ss debayte - butt i has a feoreh. (dats ‘t-h-e-o-r-y’): we wuz maded long time ago an we has old fashuned parts. caveman an cavewoman parts. dats wai da stress take a toll on us. wen da caveman chaseded orf da big tiger-fingy wif da toofees like knifes. den we cud relax. nao we got stress, an we cant chased it orf wif a burnin brantch.
so, dat bean sed: we eets diffrent dan we use 2. we use 2 nom whut dere wuz 2 nom. in summer an fall, we nommed menny froot and veggehs. nao we gotz everfing availabul 24/7. an we getz telled, eet dis menny of dis, dat menny of dat, 5 heer, 7 to 12 dere. if i eets like dat, i gets beeg-er. i fink da anser b sumwhere btween all dat. yes, doan eet jus wun fing all da time. dat will made u sick. butt doan eet ever-dam-fing all da time eever. i benn eetin “seesonal”, an it halp meh nawt get beeg-er.
sry 4 long post.
lolz @ Kathween.. I theenk yur ontu sumpin wis deh osmosees theeng.
___________
ittehbittehkitteh, I theenks yooz must b a professur of genyus, cuz dats the best feoreh (t-h-e-o-r-y - fur dose hoo wuz not keep’n up). I have twied the mostly eaten teh meatz and vegiez theeng and lost da fifteh, but den I gave intu da evil bweads and the powns tracked meh down and gots meh in da nitez time. Den I twied to be a total veggie and it waz nice, but I gotz nemic and weak. I am really wuv yur feoreh and am nao gunna reseewrch dis. Sory fur da reely bad cheezeburger talk, I iz noob and lame. Much thnx fur the info and if i looz da powns wif dis, I jus hope dey do not find poor Kathween wif da nightz vishun and da osmosees.
teh osmosis duz werk… teh onlie tiem ai wuz oberwate wuz when mai sistrfrend wuz luzin herz extra. rilly weird thing thowe- teh powndage uv us bof togeffer stayd teh saym.
den she went to Hong Kong an ai cud loose it awl bak off- it wuz hard to sing wif dat extra wate on mai belleh (ai has teh asthma, an teh singin takes bigger breff for meh dan most peeps).
ai findz dat iffn ai eets less dan $3 per meel, an piks teh nutrishus foodz, ai is okey. if ai fergets an duz teh college student diet agin- ai blows up the pownds an teh grumpiness…
iz osmosis fur shur. I can haz Wate Wachers, an lozing wates. 17 pownds so far. Mai b/f, pore deer, can haz finding mai powndz - nawt awl uv dem, sum goez to teh kittehs.
Major congrts to Itteh and Dapanfer.
I can haz 2 short 4 mah wayt 2.
Yeah, p4t….I needz tu be abowt ate feet tall! Den I wud bee just rite!
I use teh Dessiner Diet: wun ov ebery color on yer playte. contrast eekwals interest. if yer playe luks lyk jLo’s dressing rum(awl wite), yu arnt eetin helfy…
Iv mah playt iz awl whyt, iz emptee!
I ken helpz dye trolls pink en puppel?
naow ai wants teh stendy pink floof…
wayt- is dis pikshur uv yu stend?
this is just one of my many dyed-to-match kitty minions ;o)
Gud ideah, Kaflene!
& yeah, teh pinck iz a bitt onn teh poipul sighed, eh?
It bee teh lavenduh.
Nuffin wrong wiff teh lavenduh.
;P
abslootly nawt. I hab a groop uv internet & reel life fwends. Wen somthin kums upp likel wen Gayla’s nepfew wuz hert, wee send teh purrpluh powr owt. Canz B menny shadz, menny tipes of teh wish- pwayerrs, gud thots, watebber- & werkz mirakulasslee well & mennie suksesses laik teh nefyoo ov Gayla- hiz naem iz eskcaping mee.
Cole
an hims twin sistah: Hayley
((still thinkin gud thots))
I’m thinking kitty might be his own gay pride parade, like so many people I know… can’t you see him in a gold sequined speedo on a pride float, gyrating to britney’s latest train wreck? is it just me?
or maybe he belongs to the hat sisters, and they’ve decided to dye their cats ALL the colors of the rainbow flag this year… again.
http://www.echonyc.com/~stone/Ethan/New/EthanSpace.html
either that or he stepped out of a dr. seuss book, with all that purple FLOOF !!!
or maybe he’s been borrowed from bitter herb weinstock…
http://www.echonyc.com/~stone/Ethan/New/EthanSeder2.html
partying with activo and passivo…
http://www.echonyc.com/~stone/Ethan/New/EthanLocation.html
Iz soooooo kute. So flooofy! And beeeeg boo eyes! *snorgles*
Ai r ur brest fwend
o, shuuurrrrrrr, kitteh, u SAY dat, den u start dooin dat pooshee paw tingee on my chess, an owt comes a pointee paw, an..OWCH, KITTEH!
kitteh say “I onlee tryin to help you checks. What, you want Alan Rickman too?”
(See below)
Sulks.
YEEEESSSSS! YEEEESSS!!!!1!!!
I can haz Alan Rickman?!!1!!
PLEEEEEEZEEEEEE!!!!!!1!
you has alan, i takes keanu.
…an b kyoot at saem tiem?
kyewt 2 imfimiteh an beeyond!!
Pink Kitteh ses, “A troll cameded bai an tried too cumplane dat I wuz pink, butt I eeted him.”
Tasteh.
An nootrishus!
U gots lots ov pointy ends to fite wif!
dammit i sed pink. PINK!!.
hrrrmph i look like taht sob barney.
sorry andy wooevver u is. i fixitated mai name now.
taht sob barney?
Barney bee a dog?
Oh, I kill mahself.
U r full of teh sillee!!
dat r whi I lub u!!!!!
O, u lub mee???
*hugs self wiff glee*
I lub yoo
Yoo lub me
Weer a happee famulee
Wif a grate big hug anna kiss frum mee tu yoo
Woant yoo sai yoo lub me tu?
Dat’s frum teh Purpul Barnee.
teh wun dat needed gnu kids eech seesun(ing)? ai did wunder whai teh kids gotted stupider affer a while- mebbe teh smart wuns katched on dat him is tyrannasour- wif fake teef to hide teh pointy wuns ub corpse.
One of teh things Im eternally grateful for: mai son was alreddy too owld when Barnee came around. Ghostbusters much mor fun an edumacashinal.
nooooooooooez! furst sharon lois an barm, nao barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
must hied form teh earwurms…….
(teh dai mah kidz owtgru teh raffi tapez an i culdz trohw tehm awai wuz verree gud dai)
BTW
*sigh* I hatez feelun teh need too say dis stuff:
Juss in case: “Oh I kill mahself” means”Oh, I am sooo funny Im killin mahself” not sum uddur pleh-y meening.
Yez, but we still lubz you. All togetter nowz…try to get dat song from your haid. bwaaaaahaaa.
i see i not the only one seeing purple haze
Little Red Corvette (Jan & Dean version).
mebbe da lavindare kitteh is epilepsy awhereness kitteh…
Novemeemember is epilepsy awhereness munth
:^)
oh gawd
can I tell you, the only sign language I ever remember is the politically incorrect way of saying ‘epilectic seizure’, and that’s only because a guy I was dating was a translator and was on the phone one day before working a conference, brushing up on his non-politically incorrect sign language? I think of that every time someone mentions seizures - it’s like only knowing how to curse in a foreign laungage, and a not very useful curse at that
… not unlike my pal who could say ’sit on my face and wiggle’ in 42 languages. an excellent way of meeting new friends while drinking in foreign countries, apparently
Hey, soundz lyk u got sum eggsiting palz, lol!
Now that’s the sort of thing they SHOULD put in phrasebooks, never mind “The weather is particularly fine today”.
oar “my mother’s green cat is over there”
Tehre’s a website, ferget teh naym, taht tells yu jus 4 frases in a gadzillion lanwidjes - tehy rekon teh onlee frases yu need R
Wher’s mai rum?
Wher’s teh bar
Wher’s teh beech
and
Don’t touch me there!
Ai yused taht last wun in Morocco, a lot!
so, other than that, how did you like Morocco?
;-p