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Pink floofiness iz gud reaminder!
I has dis feelin dat dis is goin too bee a verrrrruh innuresstin thred.
But in teh meentime..
I dantses!!! (How bout Pink singing dat song bowt getting teh partee started?)
purrfekt song, kafleen!!
wiggle wiggle wiggle
shake shake shake
*doan let DR see*
wiggle wiggle wiggle
*cause dis pretty kyewt*
wiggleh wiggleh wiggleh
showder shimmeh
beeg wink an a shmoo
If ennee butt-pain-trolls sho up awn tihs wun, poynt ‘em mai wai – tihs is relevunt to mai innerests!
Wai, SOINTUNLEE!
o hai. I misseded teh danse thread. I do want. I lubs Samba muzik. But dis old-not as fat as she used to be-fartz body no muv leik dat. I amost sade “animoar” but I nebber could have moveded leik dat. But nows as I feal betterz,(the ceiling cat took 35lbs from meh) I danses around the houz, wit the blindz closed
. It maek the puppers go ‘woo-barkie-woo’ and danz wit me. Teh kittehs just stare until it look liek I be danzing towardz teh nomnom jar, then dey do dase of happy wit me.
onna innerweb u gotz awll da grayce an gud luks u needs. so, u go hedd an samba, shaungrl!
an congrats on da loosin wate. dats nawt eezeh.
Fo sho.
I lostud abowt sebbuntee powns, den dey fownded me agin.
Pleh. I twies agin.
same fing heer. i losted lotsa poundses, den dey comed backs an bringed frens… pleh
butt iz dis way: u just trais agin. taked meh free times 2 kwuit da smokin. benn nawt smokin 4 menny yeers – mebbe 16 or so. mebbe loosin da wate like dat. u trais an doan givves up. i trais agin 2.
i has fayf in u.
Oh I hatez dem.. dey fownded me tu. I was abell tu hidez frum fifteeh uv dem, but ownly fur abowt a yeer. Dey is so sneeky dem powns. Musta has nite vishun oar sumpin.
Dey has teh osmosis. Mah fren in Indianapolis losted 29 powns. Dey osmosseded rite ontoo mah butt.
Dey cums in teh nite…like Trogdor, dammit!
(o, and ty, mah ittehbittehkitteh
)
nao i prolly gonna open up huge-#ss debayte – butt i has a feoreh. (dats ‘t-h-e-o-r-y’): we wuz maded long time ago an we has old fashuned parts. caveman an cavewoman parts. dats wai da stress take a toll on us. wen da caveman chaseded orf da big tiger-fingy wif da toofees like knifes. den we cud relax. nao we got stress, an we cant chased it orf wif a burnin brantch.
so, dat bean sed: we eets diffrent dan we use 2. we use 2 nom whut dere wuz 2 nom. in summer an fall, we nommed menny froot and veggehs. nao we gotz everfing availabul 24/7. an we getz telled, eet dis menny of dis, dat menny of dat, 5 heer, 7 to 12 dere. if i eets like dat, i gets beeg-er. i fink da anser b sumwhere btween all dat. yes, doan eet jus wun fing all da time. dat will made u sick. butt doan eet ever-dam-fing all da time eever. i benn eetin “seesonal”, an it halp meh nawt get beeg-er.
sry 4 long post.
lolz @ Kathween.. I theenk yur ontu sumpin wis deh osmosees theeng.
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ittehbittehkitteh, I theenks yooz must b a professur of genyus, cuz dats the best feoreh (t-h-e-o-r-y – fur dose hoo wuz not keep’n up). I have twied the mostly eaten teh meatz and vegiez theeng and lost da fifteh, but den I gave intu da evil bweads and the powns tracked meh down and gots meh in da nitez time. Den I twied to be a total veggie and it waz nice, but I gotz nemic and weak. I am really wuv yur feoreh and am nao gunna reseewrch dis. Sory fur da reely bad cheezeburger talk, I iz noob and lame. Much thnx fur the info and if i looz da powns wif dis, I jus hope dey do not find poor Kathween wif da nightz vishun and da osmosees.
teh osmosis duz werk… teh onlie tiem ai wuz oberwate wuz when mai sistrfrend wuz luzin herz extra. rilly weird thing thowe- teh powndage uv us bof togeffer stayd teh saym.
den she went to Hong Kong an ai cud loose it awl bak off- it wuz hard to sing wif dat extra wate on mai belleh (ai has teh asthma, an teh singin takes bigger breff for meh dan most peeps).
ai findz dat iffn ai eets less dan $3 per meel, an piks teh nutrishus foodz, ai is okey. if ai fergets an duz teh college student diet agin- ai blows up the pownds an teh grumpiness…
iz osmosis fur shur. I can haz Wate Wachers, an lozing wates. 17 pownds so far. Mai b/f, pore deer, can haz finding mai powndz – nawt awl uv dem, sum goez to teh kittehs.
Major congrts to Itteh and Dapanfer.
I can haz 2 short 4 mah wayt 2.
Yeah, p4t….I needz tu be abowt ate feet tall! Den I wud bee just rite!
I use teh Dessiner Diet: wun ov ebery color on yer playte. contrast eekwals interest. if yer playe luks lyk jLo’s dressing rum(awl wite), yu arnt eetin helfy…
Iv mah playt iz awl whyt, iz emptee!
ok guys try this- look at the back of ur hand. make a fist. look at the size of the back of ur hand. frm top of wrist 2 knuckle. call that “portion”. have 2 4 breakfast, 2 4 lunch, 3 or 4 4 dinner- of what ever u want. u can have 2 more portions as snacks, during the day, if needed.
remember, these r portions of whatever u want-veggies, meats fish-even cake! and ice cream!
but must stick 2 size.
try 4 one week- will lose weight
learned this in college and at jenny craig after- i give it u for free
Iz not oberwate–I is undertall!
Lucky teh cheezburgers on dis site is callory-free.
I ken helpz dye trolls pink en puppel?
naow ai wants teh stendy pink floof…
wayt- is dis pikshur uv yu stend?
this is just one of my many dyed-to-match kitty minions ;o)
Gud ideah, Kaflene!
& yeah, teh pinck iz a bitt onn teh poipul sighed, eh?
It bee teh lavenduh.
Nuffin wrong wiff teh lavenduh.
;P
abslootly nawt. I hab a groop uv internet & reel life fwends. Wen somthin kums upp likel wen Gayla’s nepfew wuz hert, wee send teh purrpluh powr owt. Canz B menny shadz, menny tipes of teh wish- pwayerrs, gud thots, watebber- & werkz mirakulasslee well & mennie suksesses laik teh nefyoo ov Gayla- hiz naem iz eskcaping mee.
Cole
an hims twin sistah: Hayley
((still thinkin gud thots))
Fanks, COL & cSmall- iz nowed it was 4 letters & startted wiff C- just floo owt uv mai brayn
I’m thinking kitty might be his own gay pride parade, like so many people I know… can’t you see him in a gold sequined speedo on a pride float, gyrating to britney’s latest train wreck? is it just me?
or maybe he belongs to the hat sisters, and they’ve decided to dye their cats ALL the colors of the rainbow flag this year… again.
http://www.echonyc.com/~stone/Ethan/New/EthanSpace.html
either that or he stepped out of a dr. seuss book, with all that purple FLOOF !!!
or maybe he’s been borrowed from bitter herb weinstock…
http://www.echonyc.com/~stone/Ethan/New/EthanSeder2.html
partying with activo and passivo…
http://www.echonyc.com/~stone/Ethan/New/EthanLocation.html
Iz soooooo kute. So flooofy! And beeeeg boo eyes! *snorgles*
Ai r ur brest fwend
o, shuuurrrrrrr, kitteh, u SAY dat, den u start dooin dat pooshee paw tingee on my chess, an owt comes a pointee paw, an..OWCH, KITTEH!
kitteh say “I onlee tryin to help you checks. What, you want Alan Rickman too?”
(See below)
Sulks.
YEEEESSSSS! YEEEESSS!!!!1!!!
I can haz Alan Rickman?!!1!!
PLEEEEEEZEEEEEE!!!!!!1!
you has alan, i takes keanu.
ah mite catfite yu fer him!
ov corse tehyrs lotsa talldarknhansum arownd…
HEER TDH! TDH…TDH..C’MON OWT…ah needs yer halp wif a projekt…
…an b kyoot at saem tiem?
kyewt 2 imfimiteh an beeyond!!
Pink Kitteh ses, “A troll cameded bai an tried too cumplane dat I wuz pink, butt I eeted him.”
Tasteh.
An nootrishus!
But how manee porshun sizez wuz he? ‘member kitteh, 1 porshun iz onlee az beeg az yur fist!
Not mattur wen u doozing a cumyunitee serbus.
U gots lots ov pointy ends to fite wif!
dammit i sed pink. PINK!!.
hrrrmph i look like taht sob barney.
sorry andy wooevver u is. i fixitated mai name now.
taht sob barney?
Barney bee a dog?
Oh, I kill mahself.
U r full of teh sillee!!
dat r whi I lub u!!!!!
O, u lub mee???
*hugs self wiff glee*
I lub yoo
Yoo lub me
Weer a happee famulee
Wif a grate big hug anna kiss frum mee tu yoo
Woant yoo sai yoo lub me tu?
Dat’s frum teh Purpul Barnee.
teh wun dat needed gnu kids eech seesun(ing)? ai did wunder whai teh kids gotted stupider affer a while- mebbe teh smart wuns katched on dat him is tyrannasour- wif fake teef to hide teh pointy wuns ub corpse.
One of teh things Im eternally grateful for: mai son was alreddy too owld when Barnee came around. Ghostbusters much mor fun an edumacashinal.
nooooooooooez! furst sharon lois an barm, nao barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
must hied form teh earwurms…….
(teh dai mah kidz owtgru teh raffi tapez an i culdz trohw tehm awai wuz verree gud dai)
kitsunerina- you made my face hurt laughing!
BTW
*sigh* I hatez feelun teh need too say dis stuff:
Juss in case: “Oh I kill mahself” means”Oh, I am sooo funny Im killin mahself” not sum uddur pleh-y meening.
Yez, but we still lubz you. All togetter nowz…try to get dat song from your haid. bwaaaaahaaa.
i see i not the only one seeing purple haze
Little Red Corvette (Jan & Dean version).
mebbe da lavindare kitteh is epilepsy awhereness kitteh…
Novemeemember is epilepsy awhereness munth
:^)
oh gawd
can I tell you, the only sign language I ever remember is the politically incorrect way of saying ‘epilectic seizure’, and that’s only because a guy I was dating was a translator and was on the phone one day before working a conference, brushing up on his non-politically incorrect sign language? I think of that every time someone mentions seizures – it’s like only knowing how to curse in a foreign laungage, and a not very useful curse at that
… not unlike my pal who could say ’sit on my face and wiggle’ in 42 languages. an excellent way of meeting new friends while drinking in foreign countries, apparently
Hey, soundz lyk u got sum eggsiting palz, lol!
Now that’s the sort of thing they SHOULD put in phrasebooks, never mind “The weather is particularly fine today”.
oar “my mother’s green cat is over there”
Tehre’s a website, ferget teh naym, taht tells yu jus 4 frases in a gadzillion lanwidjes – tehy rekon teh onlee frases yu need R
Wher’s mai rum?
Wher’s teh bar
Wher’s teh beech
and
Don’t touch me there!
Ai yused taht last wun in Morocco, a lot!
so, other than that, how did you like Morocco?
;-p
Lol, a fren of mine wuz in Izrale on bidness an tehy aksed her wether she spoke enny Hebrew. She sed she noo how to sai “Hello” and “Yes”. Tehy sed “Mebby we’d better teech u “No” too.”
She’s just a girl hoo can’t say no….
Replai to cSmall: Ai LUBS Morocco! Iz teh onlee playce Ai keeps goin bak to! Iz jus lyk teh BluPeter holiday in 1969! Oar – if yu not noe teh BluPeter – yu noe hao yu has an idiah ob a playce, Bfore yu goe? An tehn yu goe an itz diffrent? Morocco – oar at leest Marrakesh – is EGGZAKLY as yu imajin, an moer! Snaek charmers; mens in dresses; spysee smells; an staybul ekschaynj rate!
Ai can ask if yu wont to com to teh pub layter, in Britsih Sine Langwij! R tooter yus to catch us, an com to teh pub too! So Ai awlso noe lots ob drinks, in sine! Verree handee in noysee pubsanclubs!
Ah wuz nawt awhere daht dehr wuz ahnn Epilepsy Awhereness Munf! Nebbah myndz daht iz dhis 1.
novembrrrr is also Pancreatic Cancer awareness munth, an its culur is purpel. Very lo servivul rate an duznt get as much attenshun as sum uther cancers. Much reseerch is needed!!!
iz ur brest fwend
I’s not cotton candy.
No wunnur u tastud so funneh, kitteh.
Well. I be jus pink wif envy!
This would be a better caption.
wat wud?
It wuz a wun ide, wun horned flin purpul kitteh eeeter
I hopez tat is liting efekt, not a dye.
Awl u wimmin shud get mammagams
prolly fotoshawp.
butt srsleh – has u seed da buk ‘wai paint kats?’ okeh. so dey spells it diffrent in inglisch. “Why Paint Cats?” awsum buk. laffed till i were breffless bout da wun wif da fansee squirtin bowtie…
is full of purr an win! An awsum!
but sum troll peeps trow FIT say iz reel and if iz nawt reel dat stoopee peepls will haz trai piant kittehs.
Stoopee Trolls.
An get mammograms if yew haz brest tishue. An if nawt, mak sur chex fur prostate an testi…tettic…harble helth!
Yes. Goes. Taek care of youself for youself or for the one dat love you. My Mommeh had the brest canzer back in 1969, we gots 15 moar yeers wit her. I-the right winger, serusly conservtive girlie- say use teh pink kittehs, the shirtz dat say “SAVE 2nd BASE”, and daggly pink boobie earringz iffn it save teh peeps. Go have your tests done. Hey boy peeps, ask teh Drs bout brest cks for you, too. We need youz round, too.
daggly…pink…boobie..earringz……
(Imaging circuitry in brain overheating! Shutdown in 5…4…)
ya dats on sum othar websiet. not so much dis wun.
day was on Etsy, a handcraft indie site. Made fromz the polymer clay. Day was kina cutz.
wet 2 teh girlie Dr yesserdai. i can has fibroid. freekin meh OWT! maaaaan. mosta mah helf crap comes frum teh diabeetus. dis is teh left feeld s**t. I noes iz not teh rly bad s**t.
still. f r e e k i n m e o w t.
pleh.
chek nao laydeez an gents – BEFOAR teh freeky crap turns into teh rly rly BAD S**T!!!
cSmall, nobody blaym yoo for feelin teh freekd owt. Yoo nawt need moar stress! We tink good thowts in yur direkshun.
Aw, Lawd…took me 5 minnits to figure out the “SAVE 2nd BASE” one!
B’cuz us hermits doan brag to others, y’see. Didn’t remember “1st base, 2nd…etc.” Didn’t use.
Ah guesss I needed to get out moar back then, too….Sun kept burnin mah eyes…just felt safer in cave. Sorta.
Also git yer Pap smears tu, gurls. I can had teh servikal canser cuz I did not has a Pap smear fur 3 years. Tank Ceiling Cat, it wuz cawt early enuff and wuz all remooved. But wuz vereh scary and unnesse– unecess– not needed becuz if I can had Pap smears ebery year leik I supposed tu, dey wud has cawt it befoar it turned to canser. So git yer Pap smears ebery year!
Again, teh NHS in teh UK duz nawt offr smears ebery year tu awl peeps – in sum areas is only ebery 3 yeers. Ai getz kwite angree bowt dis ackshully. Whethr u gets gud helthcare shud nawt depen on where u liv! Ai is lucky, mai company has bery good medical care for employees so ai can has ebery year – but most peepls nawt so lucky. Maybe we cud spend less munnies on shootin peeps oversees an moar munnies on makin sick peeps well? Hello? Guvmint?
*gets down awf sopebocks*
Ivanna DPBEs set! Weyr I get it?
Teh ETSY site gibs me PINK SEKWIN PASTIES wen Ivanna DPBE! Laffed til I choked. Still lukng.
for teh DPBE’s go to:
http://www.tangerined.etsy.com
many color choices, too. (giggle)
sry no link, I iz teh tired an my brain no wrkz now.
aww… danke!
maker uff itty bwitty twitties is a luffer of lolcats too
<3
tangerined
grate buk! I lubs da pichurs. Bery inbentif.
Taht wud be a lidl eksessif! Awl wimmin OBER FIFTY R rekommended to get mammogram-squishy-boob-Xray, ebbery yer, an awlso teh wimmin unner fiftee wit teh fambly oar personul history to merit it.
An AWL wimmin, age 12 upwards, shud do teh grope-yur-oen boob tihng, awn a regulah baysis. Iz moer fun if yu can fynd a frend to do it fore yu, tho!
40!!! dat iz magick adge fur starrtink fur bestest rezults!
In teenytiny Ingerlan yu gets yur cawl-up paypers fore teh mammogram at 50.
But best results is bai goin to doc if yur booby feels “diffrent” – dunt eben has to be a definit “lump” – taht’s Y yu shud feel yursef up; so yu noe wut’s “normal” fore yu an can spot ennee chaynjes. Ai lyks to get 2nd oh-pin-yun awn hao mai boobies feel – bai Alan Rickman, for choyce!
Butt ai spect in Ingerlan teh reesun tehy say 50 is cus tehy can’t afford to test eberybuddy at 40 – in teh US teh insewerants pays. Mai work gibs teh mammograms to eberybuddy ober 40 an BUPA awlso recommenz.
Ennywai, in teh meentime – after u wit Alan Rickman!!!
An if yoo haf close relativ wif brest cancer (like my mom) den gets teh baseline mammo at 35!
i benn axin aroawn. passin owt da flierrs. mailin applikayshuns. putted mah pikchute in da post orfice. so far ~ well, nobuddy has offer 2 growpe mah bubbies. iz feelin a liddel let daown by dat…
iz hard, ittehbitteh, Ai noe. But yu must keep tryn; yu’ll fine yur boob-groper wun dai (jus doen taek Alan Rickman, he’s MYN!)
mmmmm. yes, he r da kyewt. o, waht da heks. i lets u has him. i gets da nex wun, dough… iz MAH turn…
u can has teh Jeremee Ironz, mebee? he iz much handsum an winz. (but if u is nawt wantin, i will takes!)
jude law. dats mah final anser…
ai wud offur, but ai fink dat mabee nawt wut yoo hadz in mind?
berry nice butt no thx, i were finkin moar like johnny depp. matt damon. leestwise, sumbuddy wif a y kromos- schroma- *sigh* koromosomone.
Iz chooz teh Brandon Frazer or teh Sean Conry. Bofe ends of teh calendar is fine wit me.
least youz all left me ewan mcgregor. AN matt bellamy (frum MUSE). is lyke xmas!
dapanferkitteh:
first time i sawded ur name i was finkin “japan”. tryin 2 made sens ov it. drrrr. mebbe japan on mah brane cause dats where i wuz borned.
nao i getz it. u gotz a blak kitteh, betcha…
{{hug}}
The first time I read dapanferkitteh’s name I saw “The Pan For Kitties” ie: litterbox. Somehow, I knew I was on the wrong track.
I was borned in Japan, too. Yokota AFS.
LAWLS!!!!!
otay, ai splain.
ai can hab niknaem. Iz “Panther” – Panfer, as in da Merkin Panfer, AKA Coogur, Puma, Mowntin line. Mai bebbe kitteh luks like da panfer, but grey. He da panfer kitteh. Ai wunse had a b/f woo callded me hiz panferkitteh.
An naw yoo no.
But ai lik the litter bocs wun too.
I do hoep u mint “a-m-e-r-i-c-a-n for “merkin” cuz I fink if yur not caerfull, a merkin (merken?) iz sumfin TOTALLY difernt. But if yu liek slang, also a “kitteh” refrense.
(pulling brane bak owt of gutter kthxbai)
Itz alwaes best in teh showur.
U CAN!
An plz to gitz awl six of ur ninnees squishded?
MAMMOGRAM!!
AWL WIMMIN CAN HAS!!!!
plz?
O hai, I havd 2 mammogramz alreddee, I iz 31 nao. Havd 1 wen I wuz 22, 1 wen I wuz 25. Havd a lump tookt owt wen I wuz 22, it wuz nuffin bad, but I gettid chekt owt en datz teh importnt part! Nao I juss gotz 2 feel maiself up lotz, en kall dokter if ennyfing feelz difrunt. Iz grate, akshullee!
I’m sorry, but that cat is lavender, not pink. Lame…
Com on… work wit us hear.
HAHAHA!
The cotton candy would be a better caption.
The pic is cute, have you seen the painting cats book? They paint cats!
…adn I sez itz “thisle”. (razzberrie sound in backgron)
no no noes! iz blakchery myse creem!
moer lyk vylet, Ai tink
iz teh “Evening Light over 3 Mile Isle”
Chery!!! Pleh!!111! DOEZ NOT WANTZ!!1
Lady, if you’re gonna rain on our parade, you rain on it to your friends, cuz we don’t wanna listen to your petty complaints.
See, dis iz wut hapins wen yu puts kitteh in wash wif noo purrpul swetturs!
Neckst tyme, separ8 lawndree!
an member: NO BLEECH. i sawded whut u did dere wif da blak kitteh. no want.
Barney, is u my daddy?
U Put Red Panties In Washr Wid Me…
Now Look!!11!
britneys pantehs?
splanes a lot. dats wai she werent warin dem……… dey wuz in wash wif kitteh.
Jus ax teh bleech kittehs for sum…
I iz nawt a Spyro!
You all need serious, serious help.
dat wai we has legul professunals on staff. doan be smarteh pants…
wate… iz smarteh pants mahseff.
*humpf*
fine. b smarteh pants if u wanna. i gonna call mah loyer…
I’z heer!
We kin soo him fer intenshunal inflikshen ov emoshunal dis dress!
Fer slandr!
Fur laybul!
Fer jaywokin!
Fer torshus innerfeerens wif teh lolspeek!
But firs, lez diskus mai fees…
Lolyer’s fees gibbon me emoshunul dis dress ebery taim…
Yes, for you.
It appears you are having a bad day. Might be a good idea to go to another site, hmm? Or maybe just take a break from the internet and get some fresh air? Your link of “gotohell.org” seems a bit over the edge for our paltry sins.
Whatever your problem is, I sincerely hope it gets worked out and you feel better soon.
Really.
Best Wishes.
deres link dere?? hm. mah stoopeh compewter doan show it. if anon have dat link, kinda sad…
mebbe just a pipe dreem – butt whut if we wented 2 hell an made it a betterer playce?!! wudden dat just p*ss dem orf?!! hahaha
nawt serius. we needs 2 start heer…
*havin a hard wantin 2 hug anon…*
make dat:
*havin a hard time wantin 2 hug anon.*
stoopeh typo.
HAHAHAHAan LOL
U shur ur not mah BURF dawtur insted uff mah udopted wun???
BTW, If u point your mouse at teh posturs name, u will see dere link address at bottum ub page. The names dat hab links are diffurunt cullured dan wuns dat dont. Look at mah name and ur name. Dey diffurunt colors, yes? If you click on mah name, will take u too mah site. If u click on Anon’s name, well, I gotted a kind of funny warning frum mah cumputer telling mee teh finks dat link mite bee a trik an not reel. I laffed.
i sees it nao.
kafleen. u shur ur cinic? i finks u softeh harted – awll skwuisheh insides like meh. dat nawt cinickals, i finks…
cynicism is teh iron mask wee romantics wear.
den wez relayted fur reel!
iff i knoweded hao 2 made a hart, i wud made u a hart.
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dats da closist i can has it.
totally borked it
nuh uh
<3
dat link no werkin noaw-gud fing I fink.
is not reel site. Jusss a rude adrress too insults us. LOL!
Go get ‘em, Kathleen! w00t
Yeah…puddin cat falls on u…take dat!
i can haz air condishinner in hell?
i goez den and haz a gud ole tyme.
but den dey maybee kick me owt cuz i iz two sillee.
i can has hair condishinner?
I heer its a dry heet.
mabey so… buts u needs hyoomerus help.
Nope. No hep neededed!
Lalalalalalalelelelelellololololololololooooooooooool
*makin face*
U jus has teh jeloos!
S’ok. jus haing here wif us. U gitz it soon.
VARY SOON!
ennybuddee membur teh BURGURMEISTER frum Year Without A SantaClaus cartoon? Hee furbids teh town too gets presunts. Den Kris Kringul gibs HIM wun….him gets all happee an full of teh GLEE!
Meefinks dees growtches on heer needs a furstee dants fur dem. Den dey will unnerstand.
Y fank u, verra much.
4 Waht? Been abil 2 hawld up a konverzashun in maor dahn 1 langwidj.
Ackshully, ai do need serious help, ur rite. Ai is needin plummer to deel wit mai showr as teh wotter presshur is skrwd. Tank ju fer offrin, teh baffroom is rite heer.
sj, mebbe checks da terlett. anon cuds halp u dere 2… srsly.
But dis not be serious site! Weer jus heeer to has da funnies!
Cat is purple, not pink; Breast cancer awarness month was October, not November BUT so what? Still, good to say and to remind all lady nanimal lovers here get “the girls squished” for your healths’ sake.
Looks like a photoshop kitteh, so no complainin …
Even if kitteh is TURQUOISE the reminder to go get the squisshy not fun medical test is appreciated. Too many of us put it off… Now if there were a kitty to hug at the Mash-O-gram clinic, we’d all be there multiple times per year… I’m over due, I SHOULD mention to my Dr. and the clinic that they need fluffy kittehs to comfort us while waiting…
Purple ribbon according to Wiki, stands for all kinds of causes: lupus, and other serious illnesses, anti-animal cruelty, victims of rape, pagan pride (?!), cancer survivors…
kitteh is all round ket…feels for all kinds of living things…that’s why he be the purplish kitteh
lavender ribbons are for epilepsy too…i wrote that above, but i says it twice to get twice as much notice :^)
Novemeber is epilepsy awareness month, so be aware.
::my daughter has epi::
mai cuzin 2. Alzo anuvver kuzin’s dotter died of teh brest cansser- shee wuz rilly yung- berry rayr typ- so sad.
verry sad
:^(
dis kitteh mos def needs a bellee snorgle.
*SNORGLE*
ok, I volunteer!!
I can has kulorgard deturgint?
Old ladee kitteh can has purple rinse.
i can has red hat?
BWAHHHHAAA!
I libs neer a tee howse an teh RED HAT SOCIETEE is dere wunce a monf.
Dey r soo kewl!
Dood, wehrz mah pengwin?
Mai Waif has brest cancer. She fites an’ iz Winning, 2. We spend dis weekend in hospital for possumbull flayer up ob it, butt was cellulitis insted docter say. She mush bedder nao, an’ is weening her fite.
*cheerz fur Ms. Thornius*
I tinks teh possituv thots fur u!!
YEAH! Keep fighting and winning Thornius wife. Prayers and hugs for both of you.
gald ur wief is gittn better-gud luck to hers!
Yay!
U are full of RAWK AN AWSUM!!!!
I pray faor ur wife
every lil bit heps
Mee 2. I pray 4 her. I is surbiber an myne wuz foundz by mammogramomom. Berry impor… impot… iz VITAL dat eberywun gets dem when dey drs. sez dey needz dem. Nawt so mush payn from teh perseedure as from teh dizeez, I kan tell u dat.
Myn wuz fown wen Ai wuz fishin crums owt ob mai cleevij! Well yu did ask (oh, yu didnt. Well Ai tole yu enneewai!). Fownd a lump, went to Doc, she sent me to teh clinic, tehy biopsid teh lump an Ai wuz awn teh keemo a cuple ob weeks layter!
Teh gud ting abowt havin teh brest canser wuz bein tole Ai wuz yung – iz nys to be tole taht wen yu is layt 30’s!
Awl fyn nao – Ai gets teh mammogram ebberee yer and teh booby grope by bloke in wite cote (Ai hoep he is doktor!) twys a yer.
Fore me, treetment nawt so bad, akchully (keemo, tehn sir jerry, tehn radio ferapy). But iz diffrent fore everywun. Ai got thru wit bad joeks an bolshy catitood – Ai wuz maekin joeks within 2 minits ob bein tole it wuz canser an maed shor Ai cud maek informd choyses bowt mai treetment – tink Ai got me a bit ob a repumatashun but awlso got me well!
Survival rayts fore most (if nawt awl) cansers increese teh erlier itz fown so, ladees, get yer tits owt for teh lads an giv tehm a gud groep!
HUGS for eberybuddy, eben teh boyses. Plz to be checkin AWL ur stikky owt bits. We donut want to lose enny cheezfrenz.
On an unrelated matter – oh crap ai just gotted choklit awn mai skirt an ai has to innervoo tree peeps tudai – teh execyootif luk just wented owt teh window.
well, don use teh BLECH!
chocolit has teh oil init – yu will need sum soap 2 get the mark owt. water/seltzer will get moast of it owt, but dont send it to teh laundry until yu use a little gentle soap. ppl think Woolite™ is gentle – but it does have a whitening agent, so if yer skirt has color, use teh handsoap.
gud luk wif teh innervyoo!
Tide Pen iz teh WIN! Eben gits out chokolit.
Fank u peeps – ai am tryin to sit in teh dimly lit part of teh room an hopin nobuddy notisses. An – OB CORSE – skirt is drai kleen only so cannawt get teh soapy to it in teh ladies toylut. Pleh.
Yay, gud noos! Iz alwais tuff 2 wate 4 rezults. I hab menny frends woo B teh brest kansser surbibors.
My prayers to the Mr adn Mrs Thornius. Keep teh fight and you keep winnin.
Hugs, best wishes etc to one and all involved in this thread.
And a reminder for the males. Harble cancer is even nastier than breast cancer, and every bit as easy to check for, particularly just after you’ve had a bath or shower.
Troo, troo. Mai daddeh had harbl cancer when I was littl girl. Hims had de offendin lump an awl his lymf nodes in hims torso remooved so it dun spred. Nao he been cancer-free fur 16 yeers!
Menny prayers fur you bride, Mr. Thornius! Cellulitis no fun, neither….pleeze tu be letting yur wife no we are all thinking gud thots fur her!!!
Yay furwinerz! Betr wif floofy kitties too; does she got? Can adpot – apdot- find best at shelters…
fornius, i cant post in da reply fingy cause i cant reech it.
{{fornius}} {{fornius wife}}
plz tells her 4 meh: i prayin 4 her. berry prrowd ov her.
Ai nebber seed apurpull ket,
Ai holp Ai nebber seed wun,
Yadda, yadda, yadda
ide raver c ten b 1!
Reminds me of horses on Wizard of Oz.
teh horss uv a diffrent kolor!
Or Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland? Maybe was kitteh’s halloween costume.
He can fite Lupus.
i lurves ur name… nebber sawded u heer b4, so ~
wellcum 2 ichc!!
Does anyone know what type of cat this is?
I’m being serious, this cat looks naturally lavender.
Is Mauve-point Lavindulus Catus
*nods*
Yoo sed so seeriussly so muss be troo!
OMG! Lookit first kitteh in banner at top of page! Wook wike cwushed and ded from cheezburger, wif blood. Not rly blood, jus caturday logo, but still wooks like poor ded kitteh!
Oh, dats juss teh Sike Kitteh. Him yuuzes cat-sup an gets teh hyuumans all wurreed so heel getts teh schnorguls an shmoos.
Wut a ham.
I will now b givin all da locatz and udder pix songs so this one can b……down wit da sickness by Disturbed!!
sum dikked at eljay finks “oooo knot funnay” I tells ‘em, nuffink is funnay to peepels wit no senss ‘o humer. geeze.
Kitteh has rite idea…go kitteh!!!!!!!!!!!!
dats not funnay.
Best to Mrs. Thornius! Llike idea of office kitteh to hug while nervousness hits before boobie squoosh.
Cat form iz 4 FITE~!
Where can I flag THIS one as offensive and controversial?
Otay, dats it. Nao I eets ur fambly.
kleerly tihs is a job for the Cat Bleach!
WIN to Mrs. Thornius.
And WIN to Thornius for his support of her. Lotz of hubbands not do this.
Sad butt twoo. Sum partnurs ack like ostrujus wen dey luvved wun gets sick. Is sad.
Prince kitteh had run-in wit teh Purpl Rayne. Iz nawt so grate, akshully.
srs i lov u.
No say that. Prince will sue kitteh.
Purples kitteh has to wait a week to fade to pink. Inna meantime, purples kitteh fights for autism awarenesses.
Hubbe an Aye wuz dryvin thru WeHo dis Caturday, doin R ting, an dis laydee (A Reel Wun) wuz crawsin da rode in frunt uv us. She had a lil goggee awn a leesh wif her. She dresst awl in peenk, goggee wuz dyed peenk too!
We laff, den Aye wunderd, duz she dye her goggee eech tiem she chaynjes cloze? An hubbee sez, well, mebbee awl her cloze R peenk! Hmmmm… Poor lil goggee!! She wuz kinda skeery lookin laydee… nawt skankee, jus….older, thin, kinda remyndid me uv ma own weeeeerd mum….
Dis kitteh shood be bloo, da labendrr clashiz wif hims aiyez!
OK, iz nurdy, but watevz:
**all ur base r belong 2 titrashuncat**
*Snurk*
WIN!!!
teh wun lab ai cud nawt get right en mai chemistry class wuz teh titration lab.
the most glaring example is this:
me and my partner were going along, and we start to think, gee, we’ve mixed in a lot of acid, whuts up with that?
after actually having refilled the giant eyedropper thingy(whutever it wus called)
it suddenly hit me . . .
we forget the PPL!!
(I apologise to all teh non science nerds who will nawt git this, but feel free to ask questions and I will do my best to answer them)
OK Gascat – baerin in mynd Ai has tawt kids yur aij…
“Titration”?
“PPL”?
“Teh punchline”?
Ai iz nao pullin taht fayce yur mommeh do taht meens “jus cuz Ai donut noe tihs duz NAWT maek me stoopy! An Ai’s teh wun taht feed yu – jus yu rememberers taht!” ‘K?
Nao shoot…..
i finkin by PPL gascat means de dye dat chanj de colorz
dis kitteh almost at stoppin point!
HAH! me wuz chem major n eyedroppy fing called a buret. I only one in hiztry of qant class dat broke de stopcok (dat fing you turn let dropz out) rather than teh buret! brok 2 of dems! prof not noes what to make me payz 4 dems!
If teh orinj onz iz poysin, mebbe teh pink onz iz anteedot?
Ha ha ha! Mai google ad todai iz TheBreastCancerSite! How apposite!
People who dye their animals are morons. If your cat was meant to be pink, it would have been born that way.
Pleez to not wash me in with the red colurs again.
kthxbai
Go for it kitteh!
kittis iz bornd pink…den dey adz da kyoot floofy colours onda tops!
momcat
I no want be blewpoint, I wanteded luklik seaeelpoint persian kitteh. Butt dey gif me teh blew. Butt teh blew dyez tehy youzed wuz offf a bit
hmmpft!
luvly pwo-active kitteh!!!!
peenky cat sez:
I can has brane?
no. no can has. brane bee bizzee wif wurld dominsahun.
Here peenky cat, here is yer brane:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/15/excellent/
peenky has potential for eateding brane. DO NOT WANT!
I guess you kan, but yud be a petter Flareon, i thank.
Never 2 put kitteh wif red laundreeh @ hi tempriturz…
PEOPLE ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE LIKE THIS?
i mean.
uh
rofl?
It explains a lot about today’s society, doesn’t it?
me needs teh html 2 dis picktur!
pwetty pwease?
der is dis doggee wif a very old ladee owner at my partment complex…and teh doggee’s earz r dyed pink. teh old ladee iz always walken teh doggee when I come home, always! and she jumps and dancez 4 me – teh doggee not old ladee.
we call dee doggee Gwen Stefani dog.
KomenKat
Ok, Not Funny, shouldn’t even be treated as a joke.
Dat iz an Awesome pik. My Nana dyed of it. So Iz dink thatz coolio!!
awsome pic. how get kitty pink tho?
lol i want purple colored kitteh!
looks like cat of alice in wonderland
i wanna dye goggie pink
Am i the only one that didn’t take the cat language class or did none of you take proper English.
Ignore me please. I’m just testing. KTHXBAI