Comments on: growth hormone cat

By: wayway

wayway — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:40:21 +0000

i wunner how beg teh babies r

By: vatocat

vatocat — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 18:33:10 +0000

Barrie bonz kitteh sez “what groff hormone???”

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:19:52 +0000

Gotcher back, babe.

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:16:51 +0000

horseh trouff?? mah hed reelin… rnt dat hevveh? i singel, so nobuddy halp meh carreh da fings up an daown.

By: Skye

Skye — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:11:51 +0000

Tanks fer da reskyoo, lolcatburglar. Thot moar peepul knewz bout dis. I be moar cleer next tyme.

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:08:50 +0000

ya, dis be a gud wun. tru nuf.

By: pdqinky

pdqinky — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:37:37 +0000

Iz nawt fayr! Lolcatburglar en teh Romeow has layd me low wif teh laffings! Come up wif ANUDDER cap? FEH!

I lay mah vareeyus signs en simbulls uv adorayshun before you bofe: many many tishoos frum deh eye-wipingz.

By: pdqinky

pdqinky — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:17:11 +0000

*pain**pain**pain*

z0mg, stop – mah braynz, i has laffed dem out!

By: pdqinky

pdqinky — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:14:12 +0000

GENIUS

By: pdqinky

pdqinky — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:12:58 +0000

Sisyphus?!?1 I ez alwus stunned to mah toezez wif deh arcane referensis. WINWINWIN!

By: pdqinky

pdqinky — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:10:25 +0000

Ez ixsillint idea! I haz a fren what purchissed a horse trough – ez 8 foots long, but onne 2 foots wide. She haz 5 kittehz en sez it werks well. Iz less a space prollum too also since iz a mite eezier to put a long thingy ‘gainst deh wall.

By: tjraven

tjraven — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:49:33 +0000

Kitteh hitz .375 wit runnerz in teh scoring position

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:36:36 +0000

is mabey jussa litl poweticlee awkwurd… but den agen, it alwyz wuz.
much LOL.

By: naitkat

naitkat — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:29:15 +0000

In Sovyet Rusha….

…iz Chernoble kitteh

By: turtlol

turtlol — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:13:07 +0000

amayzn! UR too clever! gud job!

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:46:27 +0000

Kitteh’s geens are too tite.

By: Starknight

Starknight — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:05:39 +0000

Teh Rev’rend Dodgson is loling in hims grayve…

By: chimera

chimera — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:09:50 +0000

brilyunt!

By: D Marie

D Marie — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:05:43 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aO45IxvYgo

Tank Yoo! needed me some Tennesee Ernie and didnt even reelize it. Listen to the lyrics. Definitely cattitude goin on.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:09:59 +0000

but llyan luvs da myoooosik…
doan wurry, flewwdur’z gotz her unda kuntrol…

By: He is the Dave

He is the Dave — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:03:04 +0000

MONSTER KITTEH! Dis gives me idea…

Lolbberwocky

‘twaz Caturday, and teh lolruses
serchd for teh bukketz in teh wabe
teh borogoves has mimsyage;
deyr doin it rong, I do sai!

“do not want teh Lolbberwock, mah son!
teh jawz dat fink kittehs has a flavor!
do not want teh chikkin bird, and shun
teh groomr—he has shaver!”

“I can has vorpal sord in pawz?”
in serchage he has long tiem serched
so snorgld he bai teh tumtum tree
dreemin of cheezburgers and surch.

And az in cheesy thot he snorged
Teh lolbberwock, wit lazer eyez:
“Oh hai, I’m in ur tulgey wood
Burblin, kthnxbai”

OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!
Teh vorpl blade goes snkker-snak
(SNAKS, U SAI?!)
Teh wock has dead, and wif its hedd
Teh kitteh galumfs bakk

“And has u killed teh lolbberwock?
Com 2 mah pawz, mah kitteh boi!
Oh cheezburger day! Callooh, k?”
He has chortles in joi

‘twaz Caturday, and teh lolruses
serchd for teh bukketz in teh wabe
teh borogoves has mimsyage;
deyr doin it rong, I do sai!

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:59:12 +0000

Dis italian plummer gave me a mussroom!

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:53:32 +0000

dis sownds liek a Simpsons opning credits sekwense… run in, git skquisheded bai teh black kitteh…

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:48:55 +0000

*pawnderin luuk*
nawt dat much ackshully.

By: stacey

stacey — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:56:02 +0000

not onny meerly?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:50:22 +0000

Dude. Sisyphus.

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:44:19 +0000

naow derz a clasik. also kitteh has her own ‘nipcode.

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:42:37 +0000

wel $#!%, i finks dat too.

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:41:17 +0000

kitteh IS teh hil.

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:39:33 +0000

der’z a “buttard kat arraye” joek in heer sumwher

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:37:57 +0000

but wutd dey do wif… howd dey get doez… dids deh need two whoel… um… futbol teemz… i fink mabey nevar mynd.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:36:39 +0000

Plz to be givin props to mah grate and wurthy uponnent, Romeow, who initiated teh thred and brang along Komodo dragons and stuff.

*Pours lolgatorade over Romeow’s hed*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:32:27 +0000

U checked it awt? Shud we luk? Yur advice, pls.

By: patticlan

patticlan — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:31:51 +0000

Deer lolfrens

Dese haz to b teh bestest, teh funniest comn…commentz ai haz red sinz ai started comin heer!!!. (whish iz onlies 3, 2 months). y’alls so talented. Ai laffted and laffted. iz goona takz til morrows to cleen ups all dis mezz. Butt iz ok cauz nao ai feles so much better. tnks and huggzez for eberbodies.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:25:34 +0000

Brava!!! Brava!!! Deer frend lcb – Ai am so prowd ov u. Nawt wun in ten thousand cud do taht.

By: Grimbling

Grimbling — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:19:56 +0000

Whut tym it iz wen dis kitteh sitz on your cowch?

Tym to git noo cowch!

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:19:48 +0000

This funny plus cleva

By: Grimbling

Grimbling — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:15:59 +0000

Kitteh Kong – Goodies ref FTW!

I lubs dat show sooooo much… full of win and awesum and funnehs.

By: 3rin

3rin — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:15:10 +0000

a vet tek at mai vets obfic dus dat to. So I tries it-i has 7 kittehs-i has 2 of da wading puls. Day is da smaler ones-3 feets or so. werks perty gud.

By: KittehlessJon

KittehlessJon — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:12:20 +0000

MST3K quote FTW! Fum ther spoof of Miles O’Keefe’s bomb “Cave Dwellers”. Kamra ayngles on Miles showd heem as beeg, so rowbts wud yell “I’m Huge!” wen thees sceens wud appear.

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:02:13 +0000

Ai stend n AWE. Dis soooo muuuuch wiiiin! n awesum.
2 troolu grate contendaz
ai iz PRVZ…PRIBBL…GLAD ai wuz hier 2 witnizz!
Ai tink ai muss retyre fr teh feeld.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:56:46 +0000

It bee teh kitteh’s geens.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:54:11 +0000

Naow mah face hurts an I hab teers in mah ais!!

Butt wutt if hee WUZ Mr. Jone?

/falls off chair

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:52:32 +0000

This is a link to an x-rated site.

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:40:03 +0000

*comes running out wif sponges, buckit, towels. ..but too late*

*but no orinjis – will not poisyn u”

Injoy well earned rest. Much win!

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:34:29 +0000

Sportin’ uf ye to maek dat teh cleer, lolcatburgler. Ei did not no dis. srsly.
Nao ei duz.

By: halfbeast

halfbeast — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:22:58 +0000

monster cat, monster cat, what are they feeding you?
monster cat, monster cat, it’s not your fault!

*sing*

By: pollosmoky

pollosmoky — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 22:41:37 +0000

N everwhere else!

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 22:40:27 +0000

Only wun?

By: Duffy

Duffy — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 22:39:42 +0000

Mighty Mondo Kitteh smiles gentlee at teh littul screemin peepuls, to encurij them to bring offerings.