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growth hormone cat

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likes your couch

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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MisterChief

I haev soopah size!

MisterChief

Only if it coems wiv da free toy.

Skye

An onlee iffen da toy iz not coated wif da dayt raep drug…pleh!

lolcatburglar

Don’t be low-burgerin’ Skye here, peepl. Is reference to current event currently in teh nooz:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21678196/

leaderoftheband

Sportin’ uf ye to maek dat teh cleer, lolcatburgler. Ei did not no dis. srsly.
Nao ei duz.

 
 
Skye

Tanks fer da reskyoo, lolcatburglar. Thot moar peepul knewz bout dis. I be moar cleer next tyme.

 
 
 
 
conscious cat

adn a dyit coek plskthx

gayla34

one diet coke and power ranger (bow or gur?) comin right up!

 
 
 
 
emma

Godzilla Kitteh iz afteh u!!

 
Romeow

We gonna haf 2 git a beeger catbocks.

Derceto

i notz cleenin that ting

ittehbittehkitteh

hey! wun ov mah cowurkerz hadded a sooper ideer, an i tryed it 2. she gotz 3 or 4 kittehs. mahseff, i gotz 6… nawt mah fawlt. dey just comes 2 meh needin a hoam… iz publik serbiss i duz.

ennyways: she (an den i) buyed a kiddel wading pool. putted 80 pounds of kitteh littr in it. da kittehs LURVE dat beeg kitteh bawks. no kiddin. dey walks araoun like dey at da beech. deys digs haffway 2 china. no moar eliminaytin in da rong playce! as in “eliminaytin - ur duin it rong!!!!”

CrazyOldLady

what a kool idea….but where duz yu have enuff room for a pool in yur howse??? Dis sounz berry interesting!

 
ittehbittehkitteh

dang… nao im gonna has anuvver dubble posteh. rasserfrasser. an in a suudonim…

in da basemint.

 
 
dapanferkitteh

hou yoo kleen it? Skoop? Flusch? dump? Splane, pleez??? 4 kittehs - I haz em.

CrazyOldLady

I haz 6, but no basement….:>(

Kathleen

U haz displeezed a votur wiff ur lak ub a basemunt.

O teh trajedee.

U gunna go eet wurms now?
:P

 
ittehbittehkitteh

plz nawt 2 nom da wurms in mah presints - unlessen u bringed enuff 4 everbuddy.

so. i kleens da gi-normus kitteh bawks wif da scoop. iz klumpin litter. i fink dats da bes, cause awll da peepee smell go wif da klump. also, dis kitteh bawks so big, dey doan fites ober hu go where wen sumbuddy els r goin in da same bawks, blah-blah-blah.

funneh fing: iz cheeper 2 buy da kiddel swimmin pul. srsly. cost lesser dan a “reel” kitteh bawks!! izzat kwazeh or whut??

 
 
 
3rin

a vet tek at mai vets obfic dus dat to. So I tries it-i has 7 kittehs-i has 2 of da wading puls. Day is da smaler ones-3 feets or so. werks perty gud.

 
pdqinky

Ez ixsillint idea! I haz a fren what purchissed a horse trough - ez 8 foots long, but onne 2 foots wide. She haz 5 kittehz en sez it werks well. Iz less a space prollum too also since iz a mite eezier to put a long thingy ‘gainst deh wall.

ittehbittehkitteh

horseh trouff?? mah hed reelin… rnt dat hevveh? i singel, so nobuddy halp meh carreh da fings up an daown.

 
 
 
 
Romeow

I fink wez gonna put the LitturMayde garrantee to teh test.

emma

or gets free replaysement wen it breakz

 
 
 
 
Romeow

Mah kitteh iz so beeg…

Romeow

we has 2 buy gushi fud in teh instatooshanal size.

Sabrina

I can has Cosco membership for buying of indu-insti-reely, reely big cases of gushi fud and 10 KG baigs of kitteh litr?

 
 
lolcatburglar

… teh vet hadda use a table saw to nooter him.

lolcatburglar

Is ok: vet gived kitteh elebenty-fourteen units of anisth… annastet… sleepy-drugs first.

Then stitched up woond wif steel cables after.

emma

aynd theb we gets tractah traylah to drags sleeby drugged kitteh home

Teho

but wutd dey do wif… howd dey get doez… dids deh need two whoel… um… futbol teemz… i fink mabey nevar mynd.

 
 
pdqinky

Sisyphus?!?1 I ez alwus stunned to mah toezez wif deh arcane referensis. WINWINWIN!

 
 
 
 
 
lolcatburglar

… when she purrs, teh peepls at teh areport call to complane about teh noise.

 
Romeow

we needz n SUV to brings her 2 teh vet.

 
lolcatburglar

… we hadda hire a hunchback to ring teh bell on her collar.

Quitchicken

WOW - I luvs dis one! Kwazi!

 
 
 
 
lolcatburglar

… we hasta buy catnips by teh bale.

 
Romeow

we hafta uze a sirkular saw 2 trim hims nails.

 
lolcatburglar

… we scoop out his litterbocks wif a backhoe.

 
 
JAJEH

ALL POSTS ABOVE FTW!!! Photo & these comments gave me a much needed laugh!!!!

CrazyOldLady

lcb…yu sur are on a roll todai!! LOL

lolcatburglar

On a roll? I is not a cheezburger! Noooooo! They be survin’ me wif a side of frys!

(But thx COL!)

 
CrazyOldLady

snappy come-bak….yu haz it!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

an a diet pepsi.

 
gayla34

on a roll?

don’t get butter on ur butt.

 
Duffy

Then yud at leest know which side yur butt was breaded on.

 
Teho

der’z a “buttard kat arraye” joek in heer sumwher

 
 
 
 
 
Romeow

we uze a beeg bloo bukkit fur a water dish.

ittehbittehkitteh

ahem… xcuse meh…

*walks ober 2 lolrus*
*whispers*
‘mister lolrus, we bleeve we mite has finded ur bukkit.’

emma

Nah. lolrus be having bukkit loss support group . . . he no need bukkit no moar!

 
 
 
 
lolcatburglar

… Paul Bunyan wants to ‘dopt him.

 
Romeow

we has to uze a hay baler 2 git teh cat hare off teh couch.

JAJEH

Mai favrite - remines me of mai haus!