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I haev soopah size!
u want fries wif dat?
Only if it coems wiv da free toy.
An onlee iffen da toy iz not coated wif da dayt raep drug…pleh!
Don’t be low-burgerin’ Skye here, peepl. Is reference to current event currently in teh nooz:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21678196/
Sportin’ uf ye to maek dat teh cleer, lolcatburgler. Ei did not no dis. srsly.
Nao ei duz.
Tanks fer da reskyoo, lolcatburglar. Thot moar peepul knewz bout dis. I be moar cleer next tyme.
Gotcher back, babe.
adn a dyit coek plskthx
one diet coke and power ranger (bow or gur?) comin right up!
Godzilla Kitteh iz afteh u!!
We gonna haf 2 git a beeger catbocks.
i notz cleenin that ting
hey! wun ov mah cowurkerz hadded a sooper ideer, an i tryed it 2. she gotz 3 or 4 kittehs. mahseff, i gotz 6… nawt mah fawlt. dey just comes 2 meh needin a hoam… iz publik serbiss i duz.
ennyways: she (an den i) buyed a kiddel wading pool. putted 80 pounds of kitteh littr in it. da kittehs LURVE dat beeg kitteh bawks. no kiddin. dey walks araoun like dey at da beech. deys digs haffway 2 china. no moar eliminaytin in da rong playce! as in “eliminaytin - ur duin it rong!!!!”
what a kool idea….but where duz yu have enuff room for a pool in yur howse??? Dis sounz berry interesting!
in da basemint.
dang… nao im gonna has anuvver dubble posteh. rasserfrasser. an in a suudonim…
in da basemint.
hou yoo kleen it? Skoop? Flusch? dump? Splane, pleez??? 4 kittehs - I haz em.
I haz 6, but no basement….:>(
U haz displeezed a votur wiff ur lak ub a basemunt.
O teh trajedee.
U gunna go eet wurms now?
plz nawt 2 nom da wurms in mah presints - unlessen u bringed enuff 4 everbuddy.
so. i kleens da gi-normus kitteh bawks wif da scoop. iz klumpin litter. i fink dats da bes, cause awll da peepee smell go wif da klump. also, dis kitteh bawks so big, dey doan fites ober hu go where wen sumbuddy els r goin in da same bawks, blah-blah-blah.
funneh fing: iz cheeper 2 buy da kiddel swimmin pul. srsly. cost lesser dan a “reel” kitteh bawks!! izzat kwazeh or whut??
a vet tek at mai vets obfic dus dat to. So I tries it-i has 7 kittehs-i has 2 of da wading puls. Day is da smaler ones-3 feets or so. werks perty gud.
Ez ixsillint idea! I haz a fren what purchissed a horse trough - ez 8 foots long, but onne 2 foots wide. She haz 5 kittehz en sez it werks well. Iz less a space prollum too also since iz a mite eezier to put a long thingy ‘gainst deh wall.
horseh trouff?? mah hed reelin… rnt dat hevveh? i singel, so nobuddy halp meh carreh da fings up an daown.
I fink wez gonna put the LitturMayde garrantee to teh test.
or gets free replaysement wen it breakz
:))
Mah kitteh iz so beeg…
we has 2 buy gushi fud in teh instatooshanal size.
I can has Cosco membership for buying of indu-insti-reely, reely big cases of gushi fud and 10 KG baigs of kitteh litr?
… teh vet hadda use a table saw to nooter him.
OUCH!
Is ok: vet gived kitteh elebenty-fourteen units of anisth… annastet… sleepy-drugs first.
Then stitched up woond wif steel cables after.
aynd theb we gets tractah traylah to drags sleeby drugged kitteh home
but wutd dey do wif… howd dey get doez… dids deh need two whoel… um… futbol teemz… i fink mabey nevar mynd.
Dude. Sisyphus.
Sisyphus?!?1 I ez alwus stunned to mah toezez wif deh arcane referensis. WINWINWIN!
… when she purrs, teh peepls at teh areport call to complane about teh noise.
we needz n SUV to brings her 2 teh vet.
… we hadda hire a hunchback to ring teh bell on her collar.
WOW - I luvs dis one! Kwazi!
Me to! Mai fave!
GENIUS
… we hasta buy catnips by teh bale.
we hafta uze a sirkular saw 2 trim hims nails.
… we scoop out his litterbocks wif a backhoe.
stop u killin me! lolz
… she’s a XLolcat
WIN
ALL POSTS ABOVE FTW!!! Photo & these comments gave me a much needed laugh!!!!
lcb…yu sur are on a roll todai!! LOL
On a roll? I is not a cheezburger! Noooooo! They be survin’ me wif a side of frys!
(But thx COL!)
snappy come-bak….yu haz it!
an a diet pepsi.
on a roll?
don’t get butter on ur butt.
Then yud at leest know which side yur butt was breaded on.
der’z a “buttard kat arraye” joek in heer sumwher
we uze a beeg bloo bukkit fur a water dish.
ahem… xcuse meh…
*walks ober 2 lolrus*
*whispers*
‘mister lolrus, we bleeve we mite has finded ur bukkit.’
Gud luk gettin it bak.
Nah. lolrus be having bukkit loss support group . . . he no need bukkit no moar!
… Paul Bunyan wants to ‘dopt him.
we has to uze a hay baler 2 git teh cat hare off teh couch.
Mai favrite - remines me of mai haus!