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angry mum cat is sueing philly
HEY, MIC!!! Did ju noe wee duz dantses fur teh furstee heer?
*Dantses too “Dirty Laundry”*
/dirtee dantsing
xcilint sawg choyce gibben the pichur! that CD is stuck in my player in my car…so wevver I lyke it or not, I has 2 lissen 2 Lisa Marie Presley sing dat song…
I diddun noe she sang it too! I memmurs it by dat Eeguls guy…cant memur his name.
Gettun old and stoopy!
Dawn Henlee.
U spelled dat rong.
*runs*
I finks Elvis’ dawtr’s sawng b abowt sumfing else. Teh sawng weer tawkin abowt iz “Dirty Laundry” by Don Henley. U can has lolspeek vershun:
Ai maded mah livin off teh ebbenin nooz
I can has sumting, sumting I cans yooz?
Hoomins lurvz it win u looz, thems lurvz dirtee lawndrees
Wel ai culda bin a aktr, but ai wownd up heer
Ai jus has 2 luk gud, ai no has 2 b cleer
Come n wispr n mah eer, we can has dirtee lawndrees?
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em al arown
We has a bubblhededed bleech-blond, comes on at 5
Her can tells u abowt teh playn crash wif a gleem n hers i
Its intristin win peeplz dy, we can has dirtee lawndrees?
We can has film ov teh operashun? Is teh hed ded yet?
U noes teh boyz n teh noozroom has a runnin bet
Git teh widow on teh set, we needz dirtee lawndrees
U no need 2 find owt wat’s goin on
U no wants 2 noes just hao far its gawn
Jus leev well enuff alonz, u can has ur dirtee lawndrees
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere stiff, Kik em all arown
Dirtee little seekrits, dirtee lil lyz
We has ar dirtee lil fingrz n ebbrybodee’s pie
Lurvz 2 cut u daon 2 syz, we lurvz dirtee lawndrees
We can do teh inyoondo, we can dans n seeng
Win its sed n dun, we no told u a fing
We al noes dat crap is teh king, gib us dirtee lawndrees
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere up, Kik em win dere daon
Kik em win dere stiff, Kik em al arown
Moar liryks pls kthxbai!
Patrick - u has the geenyusitood too! Moar and thundering applaws!
Dat’s all teh leericks dere b 2 dis sawng.
Dat sawng rawks! I hab it on my not-pod mpfree playr. I gots lots uv weerd ol sawngs on der!
Cuz sumtiems da radeeyo duzzint play enuff BOC an Warrin Zeevawn an Saxon an Red Elvises an Murray Hed an Prince an Flawgin Mollee!
Myoozikl variyeti, Aye has it!!
I gibz u elebenty billyun cheezburgerz for habing gud taste. WIN!
LOLcat tranzlashun FTW!
clapz clapz clapz
totalee impressd!!
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!
Lods an lods ov applaas 4 U!
don henley mus die
so he kant mak nuther record wif glen fry
de eeglez waz on CMA laz nite - WHOOO dem guiz gotted OLD!
Glen Fri lookded bad,
Don lookded the same,
Jo Walsh alwais lookded bad,
Tim B. (grrr) … well, he lookded az nommy az alwayz
Skeree ting iz, dat sawng eben moar relevunt nao den it wuz wen it wuz written.
too true… too true…
dat wuz exlnt lyrix
Dat be teh Winnest! I lurves yu, Patrick!
That is awsom! She did do a cover of it…very video driven….smolder-y an’ stuff…
Patrick,
Yer tranzerlashuns be most impresiv an kool an reelee end joi ubble! Ai speshullee appre .. enj … lyked da lolrus an teh carpintur. Tanks oo berreh berreh mush!
Ooh ai misted teh lolrus an teh carpintur - ai can has link?
Ur leerix is full ob win!
*danse danse danse*
I can has Steev Millr Badn?
Onleh if u can tells us wut teh Pompatus ub lub bee.
(I allus tot it wuz PROFUTESS ub lub. but wutevuh!)
/If I wuz a profutess I wud not wunt too bee named Maurice. (Morris? snicker)
//kthxbai
We can do teh injooendoh
We can danse n sing
Wen itz sayd n dun we habben’t tod U a fing
We awl noe dat cwap iz king
Gibs us durty lawndry!
*danse, danse, danse*
*goes to git catfeend*
Romeow - hoo iz catfeend?
*danse danse danse*
Oh, U muss dwink decat cowfee,
Aye liek mah cowfee wif catfeend init.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh *lite klicks awn over hed* CATfeend!!! Ai has it n din’t know it!
Iz she rilly goin owt wit him?!
If my eyes don’t deceive me there’s something going wrong around here!
Yay!
Ambercat and addkittehz — FTW! U mayd me smiel!
Beeg smile. makin udder bergerz smail is gud! I noes “watchind dah detekteevs” 2
Watchind dah detekteevs wuz Elvis Cawstello, nawt Joe Jackson, butt still awsum! Ahh, teh 80s - I had yoof butt ai losted it. *sigh*
Joe Jackson ref FTW
surprise channel 4 coverage of surprise buttsecks
Hey you two…get a room!
Noes! Teh onliess rume tohse 2 wil getz iz at deh pownd. DO NOT WANTS!!1!11!
my eyes…they r berning!
did teh gogglz do nuthin?
u needz a blak papar to coverz ur eyes in a situwation lik dis
iz okies. ware we goin we dun needz eyes.
yoo needz teh Joo Janta 200 Peril Sensitiv Sunglassez - at teh furst hint ov trubble, tehy turn toadally blak an tuhs preevent yoo from seein annyfing taht mite alarum yoo.
Hitchhiker refrenz FTW!!!
Hmmm, Aye herd uv sum churchiz wut wants to gib deez to der parisu…parootsh…umm, members. Jeebus glassis uv +10 spirichooalitee! LOL!
Wai filly? Go 2 52nd street. You no wanna b der.
this is true…oh philly…why must you be so gross sometimes
maybeh better to say “live frum streets of Thailand.”
Dis looks leik teh beginning of a “Yertle the Turtle” stlye of fing.. A tower of kittehs!
Awll kittehs iz rulerzez ob awll taht tehy ceez !!1!11!
And da kittehs…awl da kittehs iz free
Az kittehz, n purrhaps awl kreechurs, shuld b.
Jesus christ they are doing it in the middle of teh road!!1! Get in the car!!!
Y doan we duz it in da rode?
Y doan we duz it in da rode?
No wunz wuld be washin uss —
Y doan we duz it in da rode?
whyte all-bum, FTW!
Ditto that.
ai is eggstreemely happi. kno wai?
I HAS TEH WHYTE ALBUM AND A WORKING RECORD PLAYER!!!!!!!1!!!!11!
teh beetles is one ov mai absoloot fayritest bands, I was eggsited when ai bought teh whyte album an am eggstreemli eggsited naow taht ai cans akshooly play et.
U r verree lucki, gascat. Ai HAD teh whyte album (and record players - still got them) -but almoast mai entire Gnormous collkeshun of rock albums from 1965 - about 1975 were ruined when a pipe in mai basement broke a couple ov years ago. Ai even had “Ultimate Spinach.” Awl the Who, Awl the Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Velvet Underground, Deep Purple, Jefferson Airplane, Janis Joplin - ad infinitum. so sad.
Janet, Ai noes teh feelingz. Mah formir spowse in6ed dat Ai despoze ob mah 1200+ ab;umz. Solded tehm at a garajj sail. Maded a foo hunnerd bux. Nowz iz menni yeerz laytore, & Ai gotz no wief an gotz no rekkirds. Still haz turny table, doe.
Todays, Ai fineded a noo releese ob American Beauty by Teh Graitful Ded. Iz CD, but has kardboard sleev ablum cubber (coppie ob teh orijinull, but smallified). An even haz tinee koppy ob teh orijinull innersleeve. Notz eggzackly teh saim, but iz nice ennywaiz.
Mah heroes, Rhino Records, be releesin bunches ob ole ablums on CD wif mini copeez ob ablum cubber an innersleeve resem… rezemb… lookin jus liek originull.
Ai did had lotsnlots ov vinyl rekkrds as wel. Ai lurvd mah rekkrds. Ai has a progrm fur mah puter dat letted meh record mah rekkrds n convrt to empeefrees 4 burnins 2 ceedeez. Was teh fun n awesom. Ai solded al mah rekkrds in garaj sayl. Ai miss mah rekkrds. Ai did has Beatles, Doors, Billy Joel, Alan Parsons Project, Pink Floyd, n a foo comdee rekkrds, maynlee George Carlin n Jerry Clower. Ai also did has Bob n Doug n Teh Firesign Theater.
Luckee! Mai parents used to hav lots an lots of records, but dey wuz rooined when owr basement floodeded. Wuz verreh sad. Nao we duznt hav records or turnytable annymoar.