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Happy cat trying to recover happy.
until hee fines owt hoo bee teh gurl his pashunt bee cheetin wif…..
CRAP! WP!
*stranguls WP furr puttin mah stuff in wrong place!!!*
Now I needz therappee!
(uh, well, I gess I allwus did…snicker…)
I muss use dis ennerrggee to dants fur u, ’steroid!!!
Wiff a name like ’steroid, wutt kine ub music u like? Lets Get Fizzicul? Eye of teh Tigur?
wiggul dantses in anticipation
how ‘bowt teh Tyme Warp? mebbe ’steroid iz short fur ASTEROID n tehrefore wud lyke a spayce-theemed danz?
U ar correkt as it stanz for Asteroid.
oops
*blush*
Safetee Dants!
Yay! Cool song!
*removes hat an dantses*
men wifowt hatts.
u kan dants if u want tu, u kan leaf ur frenz bhyn. cuz ur frenz downt dants an’ if dey downt dants, wel der no frenz uv myn (*duz weeerd voug “hand chop”*)
safetee danse??? Yu gots it, kiddo!! **danse, danse….trips over hats dat teh men wifout em left on teh floor**
Who let da skeery dwarf in heer?
damdamdam. I wuz hopin sumwun wud post sumthin dat wud explane dis.
Sigh. Pleeze explane too stoopee me, dis refurunce.
I can has a brane?
“Safety Dance” was a song in the ’80’s by one hit wonders “Men without Hats”. In the video for the song, it was like a midievel (I have no idea how to spell that) village with a very hippy chick and a dwarf acting like the band, although I guess it was only the guy in the band.
Or something like that
yoo nawt stoopee!
saftee danse wuz 80’s sawng bai band cawled Men Wiffout Hats. Da video wuz liek a Ren Faire, an incloodid a dworf.
Duz dat halp?
yesh.. tanks u!
Ur eerwurm, let you show me it.
homer simpson sez: “we can dans, we can dans, everybody luke at yr pants…”
ai wud snorgle happee kat’s plush floof. den teh happee wud rize 2 teh surfice agin.
is it because pilgrim cat does not share community spirit?
http://www.lolgrims.com/
U can has religion!!!1!
OMG, I think I sprained something in my brain. Lolgrims. I am truly, truly scared to ask what next…
U can has moar religion!!
Religion Kitteh seyz: ceiling cat bless u
Yay! Teh retern uv Happy Cat!
wuzn’t happicat grey?
we can has happicat’s trubbled brudder, Brawnee?
luk kloselee, cSmall….dis bebbeh IZ grey.
sorta pinkie gray….
dis behbeh warin makep~ need 2 dial daown on da blush…
yah – yer rite COL. its teh bluness ov teh cowch taht trew meh.
iz rly rly Teh Happicat?
teh return ov Teh Happicat? rly? W00TW00T!!!
Yesh…muss bee wun ub dem strange illooshuns. Teh kitteh looks pale pinky-orunj too mee. Weerd.
kafleen:
plz donut kiss dis kitteh. orunj wuns iz *luks aroun* * whispers* poyssin….
Dat is teh mehbee. I woodent no. I are teh color blind.
(singz off-key):
“Happy talez . . .
to yoo.
Until we mete agen . . .”
Roy Rogers ref FTW!
Iz bein a litte bit suspisisious of “therapy cat.” Why hez on da couch instead of his client. Why dere are jeans on the sofa instead of da client. Therapy cat is up to no gud, I’m thiknin.
Therapy cat is Rogerian therapist. Must establish empathy with client. Then client can self actualize. (Unless client is kitteh. All kittehs are naturally self actualized).
/psych student in middle of midterms…
iz taht Y teh client’s jeens R awn teh cowch? Kitteh donut ware trowsers so client mus nawt ware tehm, eeder?!
me psych majors i undrstans-
himz shown hoomin haows to relax awl de muccles wun at a time…
momcat
O hai. I is da sikologee mayjor too. I is wanting to send dis wun to mah professurz. Purrhaps dis kitteh be doin da cognitiv behayvyorul theruhpy? is givin da egzampul.
I can has ekstruh credit?
That *is* my therapist in a cat disguise. I swear it! *runs from the room screamin*
Here I sit……..all broken hearted
thawt I’d stop there….
)
smirk
prolly juszt az well
**smirk**
tea hee…*grinz*
I HOPES u stopped dere.
sniffs
I tried to give mai better poem and it won’t do it!
Here I sit all broken hearted
I’m in a s*n*i*t………
Don’t get me started!
wonder if it doesn’t like that werd? hmmm
must be — took it that time……..SHEESH snit is nawt a bad werd!
butt shheshsnit SOUNDS liek it OUGHT to be. “Whut teh sheeshsnit just happen?” or “Holee sheeshsnit” or “you liddle sheeshsnit.”
I uzed to call mah littul bother an “old peese of cheeze” and he got feroshusly mad when I did — Momma wud skold me tryin not to laff: “Now, now, yu musnt call yur bruther an old peese of cheeze…”
Tee hee!
OMG…sheeshsnit…
ROFLMAO! ai mus rumembur taht wun! sheeshsnit…HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
*ai dun even no whai taht’s so funnee…dun mynd mee (snikkur)*
Ai had a colleeg hoo cawled annoying kids in class (so, taht’d be most on tehm!) “Shining Wits”…Think about it……
You’ll get in a minit….
Still confuzzld? Ai givs clew – Spoonerism!
Imma rememmur dat wun!!
now, now, no sents in callin urself names nobody’z crazy it’s a healthee reacshun to a unhealthee sichuayshun u did teh bess u kould given the circumstan — what’s that? oh god u *are* a crazy mess. time’s up 200 dollers kthxbai.
WIN!
yes, teh porgress u r maeking but enuf 4 nao. plz 2 b leevin 20 cheezburgur paymint on ur wai owt. c u nextest wekes. kthxbai
i feel so much better…Dr Pittypat wuz charging me crazy fees of $200 NOW THAT”S CRAZY MAKING MAN
don worree. teh nsurance piks up teh odder 180 cheezburgurs!
*rubs greedy paws and laughs BWAAH-HAA-HAA!*
I LOLd.
butt first u gotz 2 cawlls ur hmo an makes sure dey cubbers da ferapeh… mebee u onlee getz six bizits, den u gotz 2 b unstabel awll on ur own till nex yeer. den u getz six moar bizits! den krazeh agin… den six moar bizits… den…
if u makes da pointmints rite, u b okeh on da averedge.
There there is ok…gonna be better..you tell me all about it now…you feel like a doggy now?
Yeh, dammit! Why dey not bee survin mee wun ?!~
I likez it meediyum rare!!
jeis, i feelz lyke eetin in dah garbich n bein pettedz – PLEH
yes! yes! iz a goggeh TRAPPED in a kitteh boddeh!!
[rakkin sawbs]
plz rite referl 4 da operashun 2 makes meh drool an getz da slimeh nosie.
[moar rakkin sawbs]
*jk. i onlee duz dis 4 da inshurence fraud…*
THIS is a SCREAM. The part I think is funniest is at time 1:11 (drag button to it), or if you have time, the whole video is about 10 minutes, I think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi9GOvR3Ynw
Best funny animal video I’ve seen.
I iz on ur sofa, bein a sycological dockter.
Kitteh’z dai filled wif
tishues n ishues.
Du dis be non-gratuitous use of ironic sofa?
Kitteh prtendnk to giv a hoote. Rly he finkink bowt moar cheezburgrz!
On a unrel..unreel…nawt relevant two mai intrests noat –
Dat saym cowch dat I hab…onlee wif diffrnt kitteh awn it.
teh cowch is nawt ful ov teh pleh-hy fabricks– is we shure dis be a lolcat? mebbe is imitayshun lolcat, wif nawt uglee cowches…
Occupational Hypnotherapy cat sez, Whoa, das messt up!
word…
I lol’d!
“and how does dat make u feel?”
hungreh….
… for cheezburgers!
Waddya xpekt frum teh medikinal katnip?
oh noze, kitteh has dat “hed tilt” dah goggiez getz wen joo tellz dem aul abowt aul joo problimz…
Dat hed tilt meens:
I heers an unnerstands dat wainee voyss, hyuman, butt i not unnerstandin dem sowns cumming owt ub ur mouf.
So. Wen u gonna feed me?
Therapy kitty wants to noe your inshurance providar, and you can has co-pay. 150 cheezburger per hour, kthxbai
you can has prescriptshun for dat problam!
i sorry in this office I sit on the couch…peeps sit on the floor..But plz feel free to lie down…just keep the rolling to a minimum, k?
off kamrah – i can has dis shiny device?
Sarcatsical kitteh say, “Awwww…poor hyuman…u noe like mah hairz on ur cowtch? Heer, hab a nice hot cup of STFU!”
Or I’ll smacks u wiff mah paw
bunny kicks u
nips ur fingas
an leefs u a present.
How u like mee now?
Dats wut I thot.
/feeling feisty caws I got a day off.
feisty urself on, gurlfrend! *danses for Kathleen’s day off*
Awww! Tanks muchlee!
hi, kafleen, mah eest irish (nawt frentsch) lolfren!!
habin da day orf r grate.
{{hug}}
*wisht i has da day orf… sigh*
wut u duz, itteh? juss cyurriuss?
(iff u not mines…
)
oh noes!! nao everbuddy gonna hates meh…
iz data annelist (dats nawt so bad, i heers u sez) 4 helf inshurence compineh.
*r-u-n-n-e-d o-r-f*
an noes. i nawt minds. u berry nice 2 meh.
Helf inshurunts bee crushal. U help provide it.
fanks, kafleen. u berry sweet.
but ittehbittehkitteh- yu is nawt teh ebil, yu jus werks for teh ebil… is nawtcher fawlt. we luvs yu neways…
fank u, kitsunerina…
corse i duz whut i cans in da korprit strukcher – make it a playce ov lite. fill da playce wif hart, cause wifout hart – iz just concrete steel an glas….
AGGH!
A data annelist!
Four a HELF INSHURENCE COMPANY!!!!!1!1!!
An I yoosed 2 tink awl teh peepul heer at ICHC wur so nayc!
Run awai! Run awai!
(Dis commin frum a under-covr not-praktisin loyer.) (But doan tel NEwun)
iz wurser dan u fot, woodchuck. iz also nawt-praktisin loyer…
an a gurl…
butt i arent gay or ded, like dumbeldorfe…
Kathleen, dat sounded surprizinglee like mai “Get teh fek ovur it!!” therapy!!
*blinks innosentlee*
*runs like hell*
Ai tink Ai had teh saym ferapist! Ai had teh depreshun, after mai perents died (insert “to lose wun perent…” quote here!), an mai counsellor sed to me “Mai dad dide, abowt saym tym as yurs, an Ai’m ober it!”. Srsly! Stoopy beotch! Ai got a nudder counsellor an Ai’m mush bedder nao – huzzah fore gud ferapee an SSRI’s!
*GASP*
Aye fink ur bean 2 nice bai onwee callin hers a stoopy beotch!
Mah condowleences. Mah perents crossed ober, 2. *snif snif*
S’okay; tehy’s awl at teh Raynboe Brij, wit awl owr former kittehs an goggies an bunneehops an pinny gigs an teh mys form skool we lukd after in teh holidais an it luks a lawt lyk teh Princess Mu flower medow
OH! Pinny Gig!!! I had too say dat owt lowd!!
nebbur herd dat sed befor! so verry sweet!
I secund dat noshun.
Wen u gais tell dees tings, makes mee preeshiate mah own famblee more an not take fur granted.
I loves it!
http://www.wannasmile.com
KITTEH IZ NAWT REEL!!!!!!! LUK! A PREIZ TAG AWN HIZ BUTT!!!
Wai u teenk she bee needin therappee?
*snicker*
Aye fink teh tag sais:
Wash seprately n warm watur
Do nawt yooz bleech
Do nawt tumble drai.
Not to be remuved xcept by consumur.
Bai a goggie?
ai think teh tag sez: donut be feedin affer midnite, do nawt git wet, donut expose to teh sunlite.
wheyt, datz gremlins, mai bad.
it sez: nevar too remove dis tag. donut yoos in water. donut yoos wihl sleeping. donut yoos iffen yer a compleat moron.
I can has Zoloft?
…wid a catnip chaser on teh rocks? kthxbai
Aww kitteh, ai bin habbin bad day!! Tookeded mai Dad to horse pital dis mornin. Himz waz nots a guud boy. Mai hart hurtses soo muches!
Oh MM! Sowwy bawt yur Dad!!!!!
*offrink hugzez frum rainy Seattle*
MM…fur dis yu needz teh Groop Hugz…..evurbuddee gaver round, kai?*****HUGZ*****
dats rite. she comed 2 da rite playce 4 care an consern.
Putz arms round fur Groop Hugz.
((((hugs)))) mommy gone 22 yrs, daddy gone 13 yrs. both 2 soon, still think about them everyday
{beeeghug} fur MM. Yoo git sum snorgleluvs frum da Manfred too. It be ok. Yoo in R thots, we yur frenz an sen yoo luvin strengths!
B!
Moar huggs.
Wait, Wutt? Wutt?
needz more infurrmashun, pweeze. Dat bee wurrisum.
So srry to hear this…..
Hope he gets better soon.
{{{hugs}}}
gud thots n hugs frum sandy eggo califurnya
an gud wishes and hugz frum Merryland too
manfred mom, i sry bout daddeh. nuffin herts like fambly stuff. i prays 4 u an ur daddeh. if u wanna tawks bout it, i lissens.
{tender hug}
I hope your Daddy is feeling better soon. I will think and pray
ManfredMom,
Ai am so sorry you has to tooked daddi to horse pital. Is not funnies. Berry scaredy. Ai has to did it two times last yeer. Many hugs and prayers for Daddi and you and your fambly
mm, i wish yu strenth an peas in dis diffikelt tym. hoap efferyting r better soon. iz no eazy, teh famly stuf, but hellpz iffn yu taek kare uv yursef too, k? i sendz yu prayerz an komfortin kitteh-dreemz.
I adds too dat, too.
Me too. Hoep all goez wel fur ur dad.
An saym frum mee, tu. Git wel kwik, ManfredMom’s Daddy!
Hoap it nuffin seereus, an he is home agin soon. In meentime, {{{hug}}} from Owhyo.
O fankoo eberybuddee fur ur thawts n prayers! (sniff) Dad is setteled in n iz gwumpee atz eberbuddee. Dis b teh furd tyme dis yeer himz b in horse pital. Las tyme waz 8 weeks ago. At 93, we jus neber noes. Maykes me feel guud dats eberybuddee heer b so sweets! Ai keeps ya posted!! Its B soo weerd dats ai coms hoam n sees therapy cat wens ai needs himz mostest! Mus b co-enk..ko-inkc…wateber! Iffn ai nots heer fur cuppel dais, ai hopes sumbuddee mans teh CCC!
mebbe bean grumpeh iz gud sine… i prayin 4 u an daddeh.
teh therapy cat wuz dere for me two. ai had a bad dey at skool todaey. teh klass wuz misbehavin and bein noizy and nawt-respeckful, an ai wuz paniky and short awn teh sleeps— bad combirnashun…
Am thinkin uv u an ur daddee. Know wut u be goin threw.
Good karma be comin ur way!
Ai hoap yur daddeh get bettar soon! No fun bein in teh horsepital, but it be bettar to be saef than sorree. Hugs an luv an snorgles fur yur daddeh an yu an Manfred!
Prayers fur yur Dad, MM. And huggins fur yu.
{{{{{ManfredMom}}}}}
Lemme getz dis strait…
Dere is a kitteh awn teh seeling… an he iz watchin u?
Dis mai taek manie moar seshuns tahn I thawt.
Dere he is!!! He lookin at us rite naow!!
uhh huh. yeah. So I’ll sees u next week..
ALL kitturz am therapy kitturz.
Floof is highly therapu…ferrapew….Floof iz good for u.
zackly………teh floof an teh skritchee tung verrie gud 4 teh hyoomin trubbels. 2 sai nuffeeng uf teh “treetmints” taht mai kitteh gibs me wif hur majikal massajeeng paws! hoo needz a syko thurrapest wen u has 3 furrie feelinz?
ai wishes dat ai hadz teh kittehs. lotz.
ai wuz havin ruff day last weak, so’z ai stoppd at the petsmart for teh kitteh floor afore ai went home t’dinner. it helpd a liddle bit, but ai kant do dat ebery dey.
Aye hopes U git to hab kittehz reel sune.
Mah kittehz send U sum hed butts an happeh feets
fur U to keep ifs U hab anudder bad dai.
Dey r liek “git outta bad dai” free cards, fur U.
Wut I heerz yoo sayng iz dat yoo haz a severe kase uv cheezburger envy.
Let me luk dat up in my Froyd refruns materreuls an ai getz bak tu yu.
I ar listening…
Therapee Cat, nuthin- kitteh is teh biggist Colrado Rokkees fan in TEH WURLD, an he is still starin at teevee in disbeeleef and horrur.
ROFLMAO!!!!
Yew ALLMOS maeded me sowwy to be Red Sox Fan (fur moar dan lazt 30 yeerz – gots NO pashuns wif frunt runders)…
Allmos.
Den I membered…..
I NAWT!
dapanferkitteh, r yew a fellow noo englandur? ai bin a Red Socks fan fur my hole lyfe too cuz ai grewed up in Kunnetikut n nao ai lib in Noo Hampster. eevun wen ai libbed in norf karolyna ai remayned loyul.
I iz confussed. I just kinna yelled owt a laff ovver dat wun, an I hatez sports.
*wuts happenin too mee!!*
Itz teh eckspresshun on teh kitteh’s fayce. Haow cud u nawt laff?
Naw. Not is pickshur. Is ur brillyunt comment.
DEN I lookded at pikshur an smiled.
Bwaha!
But not rilly disbileef an horrer. It wuz mazin thing dat dey gawt tu Wurld Seryes in teh furst playse, so tu luze is no shaym a-tall!
who moves my cheezburger?
this isnt even funny. wow.
Oh, did sumwun say it wuz funneh in teh therappee context?
Ebberypickshur on heer not hab too bee funny. Cud bee cute or tot provoking.
I wuz just about to post dis, too:
holds breff and crosses fingurs
hasunt happuned yet…
too good too bee true!!!
Too late.
dun splorted?
ackshully ai’m gessin taht Kafleen meens sum wun got offen…uffin…oobur-sensatif bowt a pickshur n capshun on tihs site. m ai ryte Kafleen?
ur prolly rite, spykesmom.
i hadded a gray-an-wite kitteh named spike. she were a wunnderfull kitteh an she r watin at da bridg 4 meh.
Bad ting bowt gettin older…I gotz sebbural waitin. Hopez dey is all playin togeddur.
Mah sweet lazzee Nippur goggie prollee wiff teh kittehs…hee wuz so sweet an gennul
yesh
This kitteh has almost heuumn feishal spreshun.
I noes. Iddin it wunnerful? <3
Yess, kitteh looks so tendr.
Hooway. Happy Cat maketh hith weturn!
Awww, thats sad.
Happycat sez, “I understaaaand” then goes into next room an laffs like krazee.
Happy Cat renooz ur paskripshun
therapee kat misses Teh Sopranoez
Zoh my kitteh. I am sooo in love with my therapuurrrst!
Happycat taks a dai awf
Has 2 cheezburgerz and call me in da mornin
What good other captions are there?
Anyone have any other good captions??
Mai empathee — let me show you it.
Hi. I see this cat is looking something attentively , very cute indeed.
old fasoned kitteh iz still sepia toned. do nots adjust ur set.
Yeah! That’s it! I couldn’t think of how to say that!
Compashun. I haz it.
“But son, you knows why you cannot has the key to teh likwer cupboard..”
Awesome! Made for forums lol.
HHAHAHAHA HE L00KS LYK DR FIL!!!!
haha thats pretty funny
Happy Cat is confused by your logic