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Happy cat trying to recover happy.
until hee fines owt hoo bee teh gurl his pashunt bee cheetin wif…..
CRAP! WP!
*stranguls WP furr puttin mah stuff in wrong place!!!*
Now I needz therappee!
(uh, well, I gess I allwus did…snicker…
I muss use dis ennerrggee to dants fur u, ’steroid!!!
Wiff a name like ’steroid, wutt kine ub music u like? Lets Get Fizzicul? Eye of teh Tigur?
wiggul dantses in anticipation
how ‘bowt teh Tyme Warp? mebbe ’steroid iz short fur ASTEROID n tehrefore wud lyke a spayce-theemed danz?
U ar correkt as it stanz for Asteroid.
oops
*blush*
Safetee Dants!
Yay! Cool song!
*removes hat an dantses*
men wifowt hatts.
u kan dants if u want tu, u kan leaf ur frenz bhyn. cuz ur frenz downt dants an’ if dey downt dants, wel der no frenz uv myn (*duz weeerd voug “hand chop”*)
safetee danse??? Yu gots it, kiddo!! **danse, danse….trips over hats dat teh men wifout em left on teh floor**
Who let da skeery dwarf in heer?
damdamdam. I wuz hopin sumwun wud post sumthin dat wud explane dis.
Sigh. Pleeze explane too stoopee me, dis refurunce.
I can has a brane?
“Safety Dance” was a song in the ’80’s by one hit wonders “Men without Hats”. In the video for the song, it was like a midievel (I have no idea how to spell that) village with a very hippy chick and a dwarf acting like the band, although I guess it was only the guy in the band.
Or something like that
yoo nawt stoopee!
saftee danse wuz 80’s sawng bai band cawled Men Wiffout Hats. Da video wuz liek a Ren Faire, an incloodid a dworf.
Duz dat halp?
yesh.. tanks u!
Ur eerwurm, let you show me it.
homer simpson sez: “we can dans, we can dans, everybody luke at yr pants…”
ai wud snorgle happee kat’s plush floof. den teh happee wud rize 2 teh surfice agin.
is it because pilgrim cat does not share community spirit?
http://www.lolgrims.com/
U can has religion!!!1!
OMG, I think I sprained something in my brain. Lolgrims. I am truly, truly scared to ask what next…
U can has moar religion!!
Religion Kitteh seyz: ceiling cat bless u
Yay! Teh retern uv Happy Cat!
wuzn’t happicat grey?
we can has happicat’s trubbled brudder, Brawnee?
luk kloselee, cSmall….dis bebbeh IZ grey.
sorta pinkie gray….
dis behbeh warin makep~ need 2 dial daown on da blush…
yah - yer rite COL. its teh bluness ov teh cowch taht trew meh.
iz rly rly Teh Happicat?
teh return ov Teh Happicat? rly? W00TW00T!!!
Yesh…muss bee wun ub dem strange illooshuns. Teh kitteh looks pale pinky-orunj too mee. Weerd.
kafleen:
plz donut kiss dis kitteh. orunj wuns iz *luks aroun* * whispers* poyssin….
Dat is teh mehbee. I woodent no. I are teh color blind.
(singz off-key):
“Happy talez . . .
to yoo.
Until we mete agen . . .”
Roy Rogers ref FTW!
Iz bein a litte bit suspisisious of “therapy cat.” Why hez on da couch instead of his client. Why dere are jeans on the sofa instead of da client. Therapy cat is up to no gud, I’m thiknin.
Therapy cat is Rogerian therapist. Must establish empathy with client. Then client can self actualize. (Unless client is kitteh. All kittehs are naturally self actualized).
/psych student in middle of midterms…
iz taht Y teh client’s jeens R awn teh cowch? Kitteh donut ware trowsers so client mus nawt ware tehm, eeder?!
me psych majors i undrstans-
himz shown hoomin haows to relax awl de muccles wun at a time…
momcat
O hai. I is da sikologee mayjor too. I is wanting to send dis wun to mah professurz. Purrhaps dis kitteh be doin da cognitiv behayvyorul theruhpy? is givin da egzampul.
I can has ekstruh credit?
That *is* my therapist in a cat disguise. I swear it! *runs from the room screamin*
Here I sit……..all broken hearted
thawt I’d stop there…. :D)
smirk
prolly juszt az well
**smirk**
tea hee…*grinz*
I HOPES u stopped dere.
sniffs
I tried to give mai better poem and it won’t do it!
Here I sit all broken hearted
I’m in a s*n*i*t………
Don’t get me started!
wonder if it doesn’t like that werd? hmmm
must be — took it that time……..SHEESH snit is nawt a bad werd!
butt shheshsnit SOUNDS liek it OUGHT to be. “Whut teh sheeshsnit just happen?” or “Holee sheeshsnit” or “you liddle sheeshsnit.”
I uzed to call mah littul bother an “old peese of cheeze” and he got feroshusly mad when I did — Momma wud skold me tryin not to laff: “Now, now, yu musnt call yur bruther an old peese of cheeze…”
Tee hee!
OMG…sheeshsnit…
ROFLMAO! ai mus rumembur taht wun! sheeshsnit…HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
*ai dun even no whai taht’s so funnee…dun mynd mee (snikkur)*
Ai had a colleeg hoo cawled annoying kids in class (so, taht’d be most on tehm!) “Shining Wits”…Think about it……
You’ll get in a minit….
Still confuzzld? Ai givs clew - Spoonerism!
Imma rememmur dat wun!!
now, now, no sents in callin urself names nobody’z crazy it’s a healthee reacshun to a unhealthee sichuayshun u did teh bess u kould given the circumstan — what’s that? oh god u *are* a crazy mess. time’s up 200 dollers kthxbai.
WIN!
yes, teh porgress u r maeking but enuf 4 nao. plz 2 b leevin 20 cheezburgur paymint on ur wai owt. c u nextest wekes. kthxbai
i feel so much better…Dr Pittypat wuz charging me crazy fees of $200 NOW THAT”S CRAZY MAKING MAN
don worree. teh nsurance piks up teh odder 180 cheezburgurs!
*rubs greedy paws and laughs BWAAH-HAA-HAA!*
I LOLd.
butt first u gotz 2 cawlls ur hmo an makes sure dey cubbers da ferapeh… mebee u onlee getz six bizits, den u gotz 2 b unstabel awll on ur own till nex yeer. den u getz six moar bizits! den krazeh agin… den six moar bizits… den…
if u makes da pointmints rite, u b okeh on da averedge.
There there is ok…gonna be better..you tell me all about it now…you feel like a doggy now?
Yeh, dammit! Why dey not bee survin mee wun ?!~
I likez it meediyum rare!!
jeis, i feelz lyke eetin in dah garbich n bein pettedz - PLEH
yes! yes! iz a goggeh TRAPPED in a kitteh boddeh!!
[rakkin sawbs]
plz rite referl 4 da operashun 2 makes meh drool an getz da slimeh nosie.
[moar rakkin sawbs]
*jk. i onlee duz dis 4 da inshurence fraud…*
THIS is a SCREAM. The part I think is funniest is at time 1:11 (drag button to it), or if you have time, the whole video is about 10 minutes, I think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi9GOvR3Ynw
Best funny animal video I’ve seen.