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  1. Lucy says:

    Bedroom eyes, I haz dem!

  2. Sal says:

    *splort*

  3. Ashleigh says:

    Mmm.. substance D..

  4. catalogical humor says:

    if yr dating on teh interwebs…
    ..watch out fur preditors, wittle one!

  5. mystique says:

    ladee skeelz, i has dem

  6. SJ says:

    Acksessorysin – ai has it.

  7. kitteh mommee says:

    ai’s lookin fuhr a kewt skwirrel gurl- I lkez ‘em beeg.

    • gremlin says:

      . . . wif de niec beeg floofeh taylz!

      • kitteh mommee says:

        yass, beeg floofeh taylz eez beerry eemportant an kinda sekksee tew.

        • gremlin says:

          Lol-chipmunk sez . . I likez ‘em beeg an SASSY!!!!

          Beeg Sassy Squirrel.

          Hmm, sounz liek the naem of a movie. Or mebbe a spechul dreenk?

          Or mebbe a purrsonal ad:

          “Handsumm, affeckshunate male Lol-munk seekz beeg sassy squirrel gurrl fur romance an moar! Luvz candle-lite, flowwerz, an kwiett momentx togevvur.”

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Ummmmm – guise – befoar enebuddy say much else – this is a chipmunk – nawt a squirrel. Howsumevertahtmaybe – enewun hoo has alreddy dun so does nawt has to feel too bad becuz teh chipmunks r also called ground squirrels.

      • gremlin says:

        Yess, is chipmunk, but mebbe hiz luv is on de rong sied uf de trax? He luvz de forbidden wun! A romeow an juliette type storee of chipmunk and squirrel; hoep diz verxhun haz heppier ending den de original:

        “Two householz, bof aliek in dignitee, in fair verona wher we lay our sceeen.
        Frum ancient blud brakez to new mutinee . . . where chipmunk blud maezk squirrel hanz unkleen.
        Frum 4th the fatalz loinz uv deze 2 foe, a pare uv star-kroxxed luvvers taek der lief . . .”

        (Janet, see my recent post under “I Danss Cuz I Happy”)

        • CrazyOldLady says:

          gremlin….I luz teh prolog tu R & J!!! I saw dat movee at leest 15 times!

          • gremlin says:

            I alzo luz teh prolog! Hev alzo enjoid everree vershun of R & J I’ve seen on teh beeg screen.

            Hev liekded de Lenard Whiting end Olivviea Hussey vershun.
            Hev liekded de Leo DiC en Clare Danes vershun (tho itz a littel sstrange – the soundtrack uv this haz thet awsum vershun of When Duvs Crie – makes my hares stand on ennd!).
            Hev liekded de Shaekspeare in Luv vershun wit Gwinneth Paltrow.

            I knowz menne uv de bes linez by hart.

            Enny utther reelee grate movvee vershuns I shud see?

            • CrazyOldLady says:

              Not that I remmemmer….but then, I fergits a lot of thingz latelee!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              No- but teh Merican Ballet Tehatre in NYC has a breathtakinlee byootiful produkshun ov it. Ai dont know whar u r, but if you luvs teh Romeo and Juliet, u wud nawt want to miss this. Mai sister and ai saw it awn tour in Shikago last spring. Teh dansers were wonderful actors. And lukked absolutelee age appropriate.

              Trai to reming mee sumtiem – ai will dig awt mai program and get moar details.

              Tehre wunz was a recording available of the Stuttgart Ballet doing teh famous Cranko choreography with Richard Cragun and Marcia Haydee. LIek awl ballet (and other stage produkshuns, fur taht matter), the camera werk is maddening – becuz they keep doing cloas ups ov teh fayces when u wants to see the whole stage pikshur.

              Cragun and Haydee do, it is troo, luk a lddle awld fur the parts (tho nawt if u sees it in the tehatre, whar you r nawt so close) But the choriographee is stunning – as r these dancers.

              Altho

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Akshullee – ai dont know abawt movee vershuns rite off. Must be moar than u sed. Will hav to think abawt it.

            • Anukki says:

              Piksburgh has a R & J choreo-ed by Bruce Wells. He designed it for a client of mine. Long story, but she was injured, then rehabbed for years, and then returned to the stage for one last performance of the ballet that was created on her. She was still injured a bit, so the choreography was tweaked a bit to favor her “good” side, but who could tell?

              I has the taip of teh performants, an it is dun wit wun kamara, so yu sees AWL teh ackshun. It is grate, ackshully.

        • Ambercat says:

          Wot wud tehre behnehs be? Chirrels? Squipmonks? Rnsers awn a postcard, plees!

      • kitteh mommee says:

        I Nose dat itz a cheepmunc, das whai ai sed I was looin fuhr a skwirrel gurl, I likez em beeg cuz ai no skwirrelz r beeger dan us cheepmuncs.

      • doctorcat says:

        Ground squirrel=squirrelburger? Pleh! Do Not Want!

  8. Jodie says:

    is last blumin flour ov spreeng…

  9. Zutto says:

    U’s knows wats teh sayz aboot big feetz, he has big…flour…for teh ladiez.

    • halfbeast says:

      ackshully, the leddies has the flours, and he can has it, if hees a jentaleman!

      • Zutto says:

        He is no jentleman, but he gets flours anyway. He is rokstar, look u can see hiz ayeshadowz. Plus he has tatoos on back. Is for empresin ladiez wen he takes off hiz shirtz on stege

  10. NathanaelB says:

    iz been left hangin by date – will wait 2 moar hours …

  11. 2 moar hours? I’m hungri naow! hmmm…

    *num num num num num*

    betar naow.

  12. halfbeast says:

    LOL!

    why does google ads wanna show me “Pictures of Herpes”? *g*

  13. Noel says:

    -Obligatory lolcat communitee koffee- Is cinnimum bun flayvored. Dis liddle skwirrel luk so hopeful for luvs. <3

  14. invisible commenter says:

    hoo cud say “no” to dat fayse??

  15. Nuff says:

    U must SING to get the girrls, Alvin.

  16. SJ says:

    Wanted by the Society for the Preservation of Rural England (ya tehr rilly is wun ob dem) for wanton destruction of natural habitats (i.e. picking wildflowers without a license) – HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SQUIRREL? Call now on 1800 – FLOWERSHAVEFEELINGSTOO.

    • Kathleen says:

      U red mah mind! I wuz teeheeing too mahself tinkin bout teh flower’s rites, and den u sed it,…verrreh well. LOL!

    • patticlan says:

      Johnny Cash gotz fron en jail for pickin flors…where? Starksville, Mississippi?

      • gremlin says:

        I cot that too (Johnny Cash ref FTW!) an sed so in an eerlier post – but WordPress eeted it!

        I tride to post link, donno wher it went! – you kin find it – jus google Johnny Cash Starkville City Jail lyrics.

        “They gave me a sneer an a git-tar pik, an a yellow dandelime.”

    • sish says:

      Purhaps chipper tinks hiz nateral red kolor protecks him frum UK sqwirl pogrom.

  17. 'steroid says:

    Gurlfrend lik mehbee dat Gadget Hackwrench. Rwar, her is hawt!

  18. two_kittehs says:

    Lol squirrul asks pretty squirrl maiden:
    Mai dear, will you marry me and be mine forever?

  19. am says:

    Ai iz join SJ in campaing :) Flowerz has feelingz tu!

  20. Maggie says:

    holy crap that is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.

  21. Teho says:

    *^!@#%($*&^#@&*)(^)*!&@$%IT!!!!

    STOP HOLDING BACK MY COMMENTS YOU PISSANT HACK WEBSITE!!!

  22. ManfredMom says:

    Mr Chip Monk, u noes hao to win ober a lublee laydee wif teh flours n teh romantik bedruum aiz! U iz gruumd muches nyslee n haz putzd on ur bestest kaloan n iz muches redee fur ur dayte! Ai hopes she falls fur u, caws ai shur dids!

    *SPLORT*

    • Anukki says:

      Uh Ohes. Hoo taiks cair of MM wen CHRG (wtdoi) is needud?

      *Grabs cart… nao where is teh mop? *

      • CrazyOldLady says:

        Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear…..what a mess you have made here, MM!
        Jus relax, I will help Anukki kleen up…yu jus go sit by teh big piktur window an watch teh pretty wildflowers in teh garden, kai?

        • Anukki says:

          Tainks COL. Fer a minnit ther I thot we wood haf tu send foar teh TTT.

          • ManfredMom says:

            Fanks guise! Ai needsded a guud splort todai!

            Uhh – wats dis TTT?

            • CrazyOldLady says:

              Is teh British version of teh Cute Crash Cart….some kinda tea trolley….i furgit (as usual)

            • Ambercat says:

              No no no, COL! Yu iz gettin confuzzled; teh TTT (Tewwibly Twee Twolley) iz just teh saym as teh CCC, jus we donut cawl tehm “Crash Carts” heer, tehy’r “crash trolleys”. Wot yu call “gurneys” we cawl “trolleys” too. In fac, pretty mush enneefing awn weels can be a trolley!

              BUT, an tihs iz important, we awlso has a Tee Trolley taht TonyJames, mai lawng lawst brudder, brings roun at abowt 4.15pm, Greenwich Mean Time. An taht has awl teh yummee fudandrink taht we has fore Arfternoony teetym, lyk kewkumber sangwidges an dundee caek an Erly Gray tee an hawt ribena! An we awl ware owr big hats an wite glubs an maek teh plite conberversayshun abowt teh wether an criket an “Wot Yur Shirley sed abowt Owr Mam at Cusin Denise’s wedding” an tehn we rayse wun Ybrow haf a millimeetr an mebbee curl teh tawp lip a fraction an tehn Whirled Wore Free braeks owt! Iz lots ob fun, akchully!

            • Teho says:

              wups, Ambercat too fast.

            • Ambercat says:

              Faster tahn a kitteh taht’s jus heerd teh frij open!

    • Toonces teh draiving cat says:

      Mmm.. CHiPs plus Monk… I can haz mashup TV series?

  23. am says:

    vere iz mi comentz?

    Rightz of flowerz must be rezpecteed!!

  24. JH says:

    stoan phillups and daytline nbc staff is woching mr chipmonk from uther room.

  25. karen says:

    he luuks all reddy 4 teh prawm. verrie nise sute. trippel dateeng wiht simon an theodore.

  26. Theresa says:

    Hee liks big tayls an he cannot lye.

  27. 343GuiltySpark says:

    uh oh…. gies…… sumwun cal teh CCC for meh…. i can feel mai hed swellin………..

    :::grabs extra CHRGwdoi:::

    *PAPLODEBOOMSPLORTewwwwwwww*

    oh deerz. i didn maek it in tiem. CCC, plz to b halpin meh.

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      I wil tri to help yu, 343….kai? MM is in teh recubbery rum rite now herself! Jus has dis cuppa tee an tri to rest….Annuki an I will kleen fings up, kai? Here, we take you to recubbery rum….let yu sit in teh sunnyshine fur a lil while an watch teh PrincessMu Meadow.

  28. LeCastor says:

    can not have! you is nerd. =[ soz.

  29. Katy says:

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  30. Casa says:

    cutest. freakin. ground squirrle. ever.

    I can has little fuzzie? *gloms the fuzzie any way!*

  31. JAJEH says:

    SPLORT!!! Duck tape n Sarene rap don stup splosion!

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      O mai gudness….where is Janet? An Amber? An, we cud prolly use teh SAR kitteh for a lil while….looks like itz gonna bee a bizzee dai!

    • Lucy says:

      Ware da darn chken headed fings what prewents da spolrtin from gettin on the floor an all ober eberybody? Da poor cart folks is oberwerked. Eberybody remember to be practicin da saf laffin by usin da proper gear!

      • CrazyOldLady says:

        I doan no wher dey be tudai…..I iz jus tryin to help owt…not licensed fur dis, akshully…pleaze not to be suing me fur teh malpraktis!

  32. typingisnotactivism says:

    Ol’ Dirty Skwirl singin Bloo Flowerz!!

    Half Skwirl, Half Zebra, Half HipHop, Half not gud wiv teh frakshuns.

  33. Jenny says:

    ROSEZ R RED,
    VIOLETS R BLU.
    A LIL LOLMUNK,
    IZ SEARCHIN 4 U!

  34. Thomas says:

    Dis rose seremony was da hardest yet.

  35. matt says:

    you can has gurlfriend if u r dun wearin the pantsalones.

  36. D.R. says:

    Awww, lurves

  37. Ignatz says:

    Sir Munx-A-Lot:

    I likes big tailz and I cannot lie!
    Yu utha chipmunx kant denie
    When a skwirl comz down with an itty-bitty waist
    and a long tail in your face…

    (goes and hides with Turkish coffee and baklava)

    • Shera(kittehvet) says:

      Thx, nao I hab dat song in mi hed.

      axually I habs dat song in mi hed alot, dunno y, i nebber lieked it.

  38. luka says:

    Ohoy der, gals. I has luv to giv awai.

  39. Neil says:

    Just for the record, this is not a lolsquirrel–it’s a lolchipmunk (“lolmunk”?).

  40. catalogical humor says:

    For u,
    mi lurve,
    i kut this flowr
    off frm its nutrientz

  41. bob says:

    so cute!!

  42. msmaryb says:

    Alvin is finally ready to confess to Simon the love that dare not speak its name.

  43. teaching ♥ says:

    no, u cant.
    kkthxbye :) )

  44. Xupa says:

    is cute. is purrfect.

  45. Traci says:

    Dis r not skwirl. Dis r chipmunk. Glad I not only 1 to notiss.

  46. Traci says:

    MY KOMENTZ.
    IT R NOT HEER.

  47. Super Duper says:

    U can has Squirrel-friend

  48. Sarah says:

    Sweet perfection!!!

  49. Lydzia says:

    HAHA!!
    I likez dis squrel!!!

  50. sleepys says:

    I can has Squrlfrend?

    (don’t know if this has been said or not, too lazy to read all comments….;P)

  51. gwen says:

    this is not a squirrel, it is a pika

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pika

  52. Scott says:

    You is not kat

  53. Anonymouse says:

    *preecents flawur* I can has invite to join Teho phan clurb?

  54. Mettan Atem says:

    I’ll give you a girlfriend as soon as I found out what you are!…..are you a chipmunk?

  55. dragonkitteh_leelee says:

    such a handsum chipmunk! i’d date him if i was a chimpunk!

  56. dragonkitteh_leelee says:

    such a handsum chimpunk! aid daet him if i was a chimpunk!

  57. Maya says:

    Awww! Datz cyoot!

  58. Stinger says:

    zomg so cute, cud just nom it =D

  59. Faith Mitsuki says:

    Aw :3 pik mi mr. chipmunkk!1!!!!1!1!1

  60. vicky says:

    dat lil ting iz well cuite
    i wud be itz gurl frend

  61. Sarcasm Face says:

    I would totally date that chipmunk.

  62. Gadrean says:

    OMG IT BE ALVIN!!!!!!!!!1!!! :D :D :D


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