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Bedroom eyes, I haz dem!
Kongrtulasuns on a nawt sekind!
>does sand dance for Lucy<
*happeh lucee danss*
Uz guyz make da lovely danses. Fank Uz. Let’s heree to getz coffee before da rest ob dez koffee junkies beats us to it. Cream please!!
Do ai unnderstand this rite? We r having a happee coffee partee fur Lucy instead ov dansing? Taht sounds nice, too.
I’ll hav wun, please – in this prittee mug heer – with cream and 1 spoon ov splenda, pls.
Biskits anywun?
yes pls awl hav a biscut!
kthnxnom
Mmmmm kawfee…
QUadruple espresso for me. And yes I know I’ll be wired after that!
MMMM bizkits wiff butter an hunee. weird is gud 2. Happee morninz to jooz awl. Snorgle!
Gud Moarnin! happee nawt secund!
cawfee, xtra lite, no sugars, an a imajunerrry pecan stickeebunn 4 meh.
Kan ah innerest NEwun in a pecan stikeebunn? ah wil nawt-second-dans wun ober 2 yu in a nawt-furst. jus sai teh werd!
Oh, deer.
I muss hurry and drink teh coffee and den dants like a chipmunk fur teh lubblee Lucy, befor mah hed paplodes.
sipp sipp
skitter skitter
hopp hopp
BOOM!
/sorreh. I madez a mess.
I brings cake!
we sops up da mess wiff cake
But teh branesplorts maek teh caek go soggy – DO NOT WANT! Altho ai guess donuts wud prolly be okai….
HEER CUM DA DONUTS ! GLAZED, AND BISMARKS (CHOCO ICED W/ CUSTARD FILLING-LIKE LITTLE BOSTON CREAM PIES-YMMM !) SPESHUL= NO CALORIE, FAT FREE ! MADE SPESHUL 4 NAWT SEKOND DANSIN
Hmmmmmm – ai as come bak much layter to the partee playce and see thar is a delishus bismark left. Ai think will maek a wunderful bedtiem snak. thanks, SPARKYSMOM. U maed these urself?
Mine not werking… I no has gurlfriend.
Ten agen, I has monee.
Az lung az U has teh happehz, ur gud!
*splort*
lolmunk, u can has gulfrent, after we has teh cheezburglars
lolmunk iz miss unnerstood. her wants 2 traed flour 4 cheezburger! her not wants gurlfrend!
CCC here fur splort victims!
Uh-oh! Call CCC!!!!!
*whips owt eckstra CHRG (wdoi) fur Sal*
Mmm.. substance D..
“a scanner darkly” ref FTW
if yr dating on teh interwebs…
..watch out fur preditors, wittle one!
dis wan maded meh giggul ^^
kragslizt has the crazies!!!!!!!!!! don’t do it!!!!
Lyk kittehs!
ladee skeelz, i has dem
Acksessorysin – ai has it.
ai’s lookin fuhr a kewt skwirrel gurl- I lkez ‘em beeg.
. . . wif de niec beeg floofeh taylz!
yass, beeg floofeh taylz eez beerry eemportant an kinda sekksee tew.
Lol-chipmunk sez . . I likez ‘em beeg an SASSY!!!!
Beeg Sassy Squirrel.
Hmm, sounz liek the naem of a movie. Or mebbe a spechul dreenk?
Or mebbe a purrsonal ad:
“Handsumm, affeckshunate male Lol-munk seekz beeg sassy squirrel gurrl fur romance an moar! Luvz candle-lite, flowwerz, an kwiett momentx togevvur.”
owh mai gawd- eww gotz eet kerreckly an beerry funneh twe!!!! Uh case uf cheezeburgerz fur eww.
Ummmmm – guise – befoar enebuddy say much else – this is a chipmunk – nawt a squirrel. Howsumevertahtmaybe – enewun hoo has alreddy dun so does nawt has to feel too bad becuz teh chipmunks r also called ground squirrels.
Yess, is chipmunk, but mebbe hiz luv is on de rong sied uf de trax? He luvz de forbidden wun! A romeow an juliette type storee of chipmunk and squirrel; hoep diz verxhun haz heppier ending den de original:
“Two householz, bof aliek in dignitee, in fair verona wher we lay our sceeen.
Frum ancient blud brakez to new mutinee . . . where chipmunk blud maezk squirrel hanz unkleen.
Frum 4th the fatalz loinz uv deze 2 foe, a pare uv star-kroxxed luvvers taek der lief . . .”
(Janet, see my recent post under “I Danss Cuz I Happy”)
gremlin….I luz teh prolog tu R & J!!! I saw dat movee at leest 15 times!
I alzo luz teh prolog! Hev alzo enjoid everree vershun of R & J I’ve seen on teh beeg screen.
Hev liekded de Lenard Whiting end Olivviea Hussey vershun.
Hev liekded de Leo DiC en Clare Danes vershun (tho itz a littel sstrange – the soundtrack uv this haz thet awsum vershun of When Duvs Crie – makes my hares stand on ennd!).
Hev liekded de Shaekspeare in Luv vershun wit Gwinneth Paltrow.
I knowz menne uv de bes linez by hart.
Enny utther reelee grate movvee vershuns I shud see?
Not that I remmemmer….but then, I fergits a lot of thingz latelee!
No- but teh Merican Ballet Tehatre in NYC has a breathtakinlee byootiful produkshun ov it. Ai dont know whar u r, but if you luvs teh Romeo and Juliet, u wud nawt want to miss this. Mai sister and ai saw it awn tour in Shikago last spring. Teh dansers were wonderful actors. And lukked absolutelee age appropriate.
Trai to reming mee sumtiem – ai will dig awt mai program and get moar details.
Tehre wunz was a recording available of the Stuttgart Ballet doing teh famous Cranko choreography with Richard Cragun and Marcia Haydee. LIek awl ballet (and other stage produkshuns, fur taht matter), the camera werk is maddening – becuz they keep doing cloas ups ov teh fayces when u wants to see the whole stage pikshur.
Cragun and Haydee do, it is troo, luk a lddle awld fur the parts (tho nawt if u sees it in the tehatre, whar you r nawt so close) But the choriographee is stunning – as r these dancers.
Altho
Akshullee – ai dont know abawt movee vershuns rite off. Must be moar than u sed. Will hav to think abawt it.
Piksburgh has a R & J choreo-ed by Bruce Wells. He designed it for a client of mine. Long story, but she was injured, then rehabbed for years, and then returned to the stage for one last performance of the ballet that was created on her. She was still injured a bit, so the choreography was tweaked a bit to favor her “good” side, but who could tell?
I has the taip of teh performants, an it is dun wit wun kamara, so yu sees AWL teh ackshun. It is grate, ackshully.
Wot wud tehre behnehs be? Chirrels? Squipmonks? Rnsers awn a postcard, plees!
Squipmonks? Dis makez me laff owt lowd so kyoobikl maytes luk at me funnee!
Ai voat for Squipmonks!
Me too! I lubs da Squipmonks!
I Nose dat itz a cheepmunc, das whai ai sed I was looin fuhr a skwirrel gurl, I likez em beeg cuz ai no skwirrelz r beeger dan us cheepmuncs.
i can haz interracial romance?
hehe = yesh!
wif grate, big . . . tayles!
I.. liek… beeg tayles an I cannot lie…
Ground squirrel=squirrelburger? Pleh! Do Not Want!
is last blumin flour ov spreeng…
iz bachelor’s button. chippymonk has lef teh chipmonastery an is lukkin fur lurve.
U’s knows wats teh sayz aboot big feetz, he has big…flour…for teh ladiez.
ackshully, the leddies has the flours, and he can has it, if hees a jentaleman!
He is no jentleman, but he gets flours anyway. He is rokstar, look u can see hiz ayeshadowz. Plus he has tatoos on back. Is for empresin ladiez wen he takes off hiz shirtz on stege
iz been left hangin by date – will wait 2 moar hours …
2 moar hours? I’m hungri naow! hmmm…
*num num num num num*
betar naow.
doant eat teh flower! can re-use!!!
LOL!
why does google ads wanna show me “Pictures of Herpes”? *g*
sqwrrl can has herpez? Mebbe dats wai no grlfren in sait
yah dat has ben notissd befoar. duz maek u wundr bowt Guglol’s corprit culchoor, dunnit?
google ads iz alwiz showin me teh “rare jeezus kryst pickshers, nebber befoar seen, 100% free”. mebbe it desyd i needz moar relijin? (ackshully, i awlreddy wurshipz teh kittehz, lyk a ainshint ejipshin).
yah ay nawtizd dose soon aftr jeezuss kitteh sabmishun butt nao wonut go wai
ay awlso vewy reeleejus kitteh prsn
An me it gibz ad 4 “Spice Girls” ringtoan.
i cannah help mahself…pleh! ide rathur look @ pikshurs ov herpes…
-Obligatory lolcat communitee koffee- Is cinnimum bun flayvored. Dis liddle skwirrel luk so hopeful for luvs. <3
hoo cud say “no” to dat fayse??
U must SING to get the girrls, Alvin.
Are you ready?
Alvin, Ready?
ALVIN? ALVIN?!!
O-KAI!!!
Meee aye wan a hoooola hoooop!
Dis flwr not gud fore whitlin mai waste.
Sre. Jus hold on a sec, k? I be lukin fur mai eerplugz.
Wanted by the Society for the Preservation of Rural England (ya tehr rilly is wun ob dem) for wanton destruction of natural habitats (i.e. picking wildflowers without a license) – HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SQUIRREL? Call now on 1800 – FLOWERSHAVEFEELINGSTOO.
U red mah mind! I wuz teeheeing too mahself tinkin bout teh flower’s rites, and den u sed it,…verrreh well. LOL!
Johnny Cash gotz fron en jail for pickin flors…where? Starksville, Mississippi?
I cot that too (Johnny Cash ref FTW!) an sed so in an eerlier post – but WordPress eeted it!
I tride to post link, donno wher it went! – you kin find it – jus google Johnny Cash Starkville City Jail lyrics.
“They gave me a sneer an a git-tar pik, an a yellow dandelime.”
Purhaps chipper tinks hiz nateral red kolor protecks him frum UK sqwirl pogrom.
Chipmunk wuz misadvised! Awl teh red sqwirls is GAWN nao so is nawt such gud proteckshun, ackshully.
Gurlfrend lik mehbee dat Gadget Hackwrench. Rwar, her is hawt!
Lol squirrul asks pretty squirrl maiden:
Mai dear, will you marry me and be mine forever?
Ai iz join SJ in campaing
Flowerz has feelingz tu!
holy crap that is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.
*^!@#%($*&^#@&*)(^)*!&@$%IT!!!!
STOP HOLDING BACK MY COMMENTS YOU PISSANT HACK WEBSITE!!!
right.
figures that THAT comment would get through. [rolleyes]
whatever.
Obviously you were not using enough swear words before. Please try to do better in future.
Yes, let that be a lesson to us all. @#$%^^!!!!!
Calm down, Teho….here, have anuther dubble espresso!
we’ll see if eethr of teh two (very civul!) trys dat i rote befoar dis wun akshuly show up laetr todai. den i cawms daown.
N dat calm Teho DAUN?
hmm, is gud poynt… [sssip]
(qwite yummy, in fac)
No, JAJEH….I wuz bein a smartarse…
[...scandalized]
*^!@#%($*&^#@&*)(^)*!&@$%IT!!!! looks like a math problem full of variables. remember order of operations? parentheses come first!
maff cans kis mai PEMDASS. iz whai i has all teh ‘pyooters.
Teho, ai wurships joo.
I “worship” Teho first…taht maek m_m tend-settar? or just creepy…?
[proffers forepaw with gaudy "ÜBERGEEK" ring]
i can has tribyootz?
(…oh fer cryin.)
you can has fanclub!! ok, who want to join teh We heartz Teho and hims comments fanclub? I is not wanting be president so we has a vote once we has more members?
Aym in! Cans bee co-op fans club. no buddy prezydent. Coarse we gets f*ck-awl dun dat way.
I r joinin da Teho fan klub too. I like da anarchy idea 4 organizin. If eber der was a bunch of peeps who has anarkey raiseded to a art form, it dis crowd. Yeh for Tehho an da anarkey dancin koffee drinkin smartmouf singers!
Anarkey??? Kownt me innn!!!!
awl in fur tihs. teho+kawfee+anarkee? purrfect.
me too!
wheyt- isnt ai alreddy IN teho’s fan klub?
awl ai has foar teh tribyoot is teh squee in mai hart- oh, an dis cheep squisheded sparklee ai fownded awn teh floor.
Teho – u has dun it nao. Next tiem u posts kyoot kitteh pikshurs awn ur siet with you holdin them ai expekts to see teh gaudy “ÜBERGEEK” ring. Ai dint know thar wuz such a thing an am lukking forward to seeing whut it luks liek!
i can has jus playn maek $#!% up all teh tiem?
calmz daown Teho! Ya teh comuter may haet you so hard, but rememberz taht in heer u are being luvvd and looked u to! Is maybe werth paine ov misplaised comments? If not mai I offer mai humbelest apologees on behaf of teh comments, and dis consolation priez? *hand teho slice of teh pumkin bread wif creemcheez icing, hot cocoa, and a basket of kittens*
maybe ur comments comeback laterz?
Ai am fyne, but I can has baskitt of kitenz? Prease? And mebbee liddle pumpykin bred too?
I gotted a baskitt of kittehs in mah dreem lass nite. Dere were ooduls! An a talkin mowse, too! An too big Goggies! (Wun came in from backyard and had too bee put back owt cawse he wuz beein too rambunkshus!)
An it seemded lak ebbertime I turned arown, dere wuz more kittehs!
Wut a dreem!
Dat not a dreem. Uz pikin up my brane wabes. Dat my life wit da kittehs dat keep commin and da big rambunshouous googie!
Oh. Wew, den. TINK ONLEE UB CADBERREE CHOCOLATES AN HANSUM BRITUSH ACTURS….
Dis owt too bee good.
plz i can has teh pumkin bred wif creemcheez, mebbe sum caffay o lay, and teh baskit of kittehns? wut morr cud i ax 4 on mai day offt? happie wenzdie!!
wut? u not likez teh tangentz?
Frappin Wurd PRess! Dis not beelong heer! Belong unner Teho’s maff comment!
is not WurdPrez mesin wif u, dis tym. is a sien frum abuv.
or praps is a cosien.
Oooh, bold theef. U stolded mah next ideeuh.
iyv bin waytin sins howlaween tu yooz dat jowk. i thot itd wurk on the trignomnomtreeterz but dey wud all jus staer ats meh.
SQUEEEEEEEEE!
teh math jokeses r teh bestest…
*juss stares at Teho*
repet diz for muah t00!!!
okays i fink i see teh ishoo heer. wun las tiem befoar i goes to wurk…
[deep bref]
firslee, dis chippymonk is frum heer: http://www.tinyurl.com/2bq2lj
den, we hads it on CO: http://www.tinyurl.com/23xnab
sumwun is bownd tu call FOTOSHOPS becuz it iz. teh flowar wuz addid dijjitumully. HOWEVAR. dis not matar bcuz it wus fr cheerin up teh fotogerfur’s wief, hoo wuz in the hopsicle at teh tiym. teh flowr wuz cud be her ideeya. (srsly, i feel liek i’z ritten dis three tiems alredy dis moarnin… is very weerd
)
enywai sumwun ELSS saw teh foto an maed a punkin frum its: http://www.tinyurl.com/2xnn2n
teh punkin flowir wuz addid manyooly. haha.
if dis nots powst, den fuxxit. i needs extry spresso.
HA! YAY!!! http://www.squidgrid.com/images/misc/yay_pic.jpg
HA HA!
and teh turtlol goes “W00T W00T!!”
nao that’s whut a liddl cursin will getcha…wootwoot
wen didz ai sez woot? Ai noes dismembrs sayn woot…. butz, mebbe ai didz an forgetted…forgo….dint dismember! Duz woot bez a kurzwurd? LOL!
turtlol mostly sez nom nom nom…..
hehe!
on teh squidgrid imaj taht teho posteded, tehrs a turtlol wif a thot ballooon sayin “w00t”
iz teh kyoot. i don thinks its a cursewerd – i thinks is a cheer – lyk ‘whoopee’ oar ‘woohoo’, onlee shoarter…
wun 16 ownz mokka with extry spresso cumin up! (hawt???)
yez i is, fankoo.
NOOOOOOO!!! nawt hawt!!
member lass tyme we tryed tu gib teho 16 ownz mohka wif extry spresso?!?!?!?!?
(teh horror)
Mr Chip Monk, u noes hao to win ober a lublee laydee wif teh flours n teh romantik bedruum aiz! U iz gruumd muches nyslee n haz putzd on ur bestest kaloan n iz muches redee fur ur dayte! Ai hopes she falls fur u, caws ai shur dids!
*SPLORT*
Uh Ohes. Hoo taiks cair of MM wen CHRG (wtdoi) is needud?
*Grabs cart… nao where is teh mop? *
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear…..what a mess you have made here, MM!
Jus relax, I will help Anukki kleen up…yu jus go sit by teh big piktur window an watch teh pretty wildflowers in teh garden, kai?
Tainks COL. Fer a minnit ther I thot we wood haf tu send foar teh TTT.
Fanks guise! Ai needsded a guud splort todai!
Uhh – wats dis TTT?
Is teh British version of teh Cute Crash Cart….some kinda tea trolley….i furgit (as usual)
No no no, COL! Yu iz gettin confuzzled; teh TTT (Tewwibly Twee Twolley) iz just teh saym as teh CCC, jus we donut cawl tehm “Crash Carts” heer, tehy’r “crash trolleys”. Wot yu call “gurneys” we cawl “trolleys” too. In fac, pretty mush enneefing awn weels can be a trolley!
BUT, an tihs iz important, we awlso has a Tee Trolley taht TonyJames, mai lawng lawst brudder, brings roun at abowt 4.15pm, Greenwich Mean Time. An taht has awl teh yummee fudandrink taht we has fore Arfternoony teetym, lyk kewkumber sangwidges an dundee caek an Erly Gray tee an hawt ribena! An we awl ware owr big hats an wite glubs an maek teh plite conberversayshun abowt teh wether an criket an “Wot Yur Shirley sed abowt Owr Mam at Cusin Denise’s wedding” an tehn we rayse wun Ybrow haf a millimeetr an mebbee curl teh tawp lip a fraction an tehn Whirled Wore Free braeks owt! Iz lots ob fun, akchully!
“twee”
wups, Ambercat too fast.
Faster tahn a kitteh taht’s jus heerd teh frij open!
Mmm.. CHiPs plus Monk… I can haz mashup TV series?
wow, dat wuds be teh TRIPY juxty… juktums… jakov… er ya. mashup.
Oo! I allwaies had teh krush on teh blong wun. U kan kepes ur Erik Estrada. Me likes Larry whatzisfayce!
…King?
[snicker]
vere iz mi comentz?
Rightz of flowerz must be rezpecteed!!
stoan phillups and daytline nbc staff is woching mr chipmonk from uther room.
he luuks all reddy 4 teh prawm. verrie nise sute. trippel dateeng wiht simon an theodore.
Hee liks big tayls an he cannot lye.
uh oh…. gies…… sumwun cal teh CCC for meh…. i can feel mai hed swellin………..
:::grabs extra CHRGwdoi:::
*PAPLODEBOOMSPLORTewwwwwwww*
oh deerz. i didn maek it in tiem. CCC, plz to b halpin meh.
I wil tri to help yu, 343….kai? MM is in teh recubbery rum rite now herself! Jus has dis cuppa tee an tri to rest….Annuki an I will kleen fings up, kai? Here, we take you to recubbery rum….let yu sit in teh sunnyshine fur a lil while an watch teh PrincessMu Meadow.
[Hums merrily to self whilst pushing moppp.]
can not have! you is nerd. =[ soz.
Iz ok, I lubs a nerd like DAT!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
cutest. freakin. ground squirrle. ever.
I can has little fuzzie? *gloms the fuzzie any way!*
SPLORT!!! Duck tape n Sarene rap don stup splosion!
O mai gudness….where is Janet? An Amber? An, we cud prolly use teh SAR kitteh for a lil while….looks like itz gonna bee a bizzee dai!
Ware da darn chken headed fings what prewents da spolrtin from gettin on the floor an all ober eberybody? Da poor cart folks is oberwerked. Eberybody remember to be practicin da saf laffin by usin da proper gear!
I doan no wher dey be tudai…..I iz jus tryin to help owt…not licensed fur dis, akshully…pleaze not to be suing me fur teh malpraktis!
Ol’ Dirty Skwirl singin Bloo Flowerz!!
Half Skwirl, Half Zebra, Half HipHop, Half not gud wiv teh frakshuns.
butt, butt, butt , u seded half four timez.
/duzz mah Broken Joke Detecktur Postur impresshun. Doan u juss wunt too punt them off a cliff?
whare thay cud land sayflee awn a pyle ov splatterd care trollz
ROSEZ R RED,
VIOLETS R BLU.
A LIL LOLMUNK,
IZ SEARCHIN 4 U!
no luv in da eest,
no fun in da sowth,
so how bowt a skwirl,
wiv hiz nutz in hiz mowth?
[Inigo Montoyesque voice] jus hoo teh hel arr u, TINA?
Inigo Montoya? Thee saym Inigo Montoya MF wot cut my fayss in 2?
Dis rose seremony was da hardest yet.
you can has gurlfriend if u r dun wearin the pantsalones.
Awww, lurves
Sir Munx-A-Lot:
I likes big tailz and I cannot lie!
Yu utha chipmunx kant denie
When a skwirl comz down with an itty-bitty waist
and a long tail in your face…
(goes and hides with Turkish coffee and baklava)
Thx, nao I hab dat song in mi hed.
axually I habs dat song in mi hed alot, dunno y, i nebber lieked it.
Ohoy der, gals. I has luv to giv awai.
Just for the record, this is not a lolsquirrel–it’s a lolchipmunk (“lolmunk”?).
Look up “Golden-mantled ground squirrel”.
For u,
mi lurve,
i kut this flowr
off frm its nutrientz
Ju killd a plant fur me? Hao romantik.
Hmmm.
Gess u not bee wunntin dis lubblee bag ub ded flies I brotted you, den, huh?
duz ai luuk liek a tode to yu?
yu has siryous spesheez identitee krisis dood.
I reds in teh cumpyutter dat chipmunks eets teh flies.
Soes mebbee a bag ub ded flies bee like Cadburry chokluttes too us.
Or not.
ppppllllbbbb
so cute!!
Alvin is finally ready to confess to Simon the love that dare not speak its name.
no, u cant.
)
kkthxbye
is cute. is purrfect.
Dis r not skwirl. Dis r chipmunk. Glad I not only 1 to notiss.
MY KOMENTZ.
IT R NOT HEER.
U can has Squirrel-friend
Sweet perfection!!!
HAHA!!
I likez dis squrel!!!
I can has Squrlfrend?
(don’t know if this has been said or not, too lazy to read all comments….;P)
Haha, i am so full of lose. just three up is the same comment. what I get for my lazinessess
this is not a squirrel, it is a pika
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pika
BUZZZZ, try again.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden-mantled_Ground_Squirrel
You is not kat
*preecents flawur* I can has invite to join Teho phan clurb?
I’ll give you a girlfriend as soon as I found out what you are!…..are you a chipmunk?
such a handsum chipmunk! i’d date him if i was a chimpunk!
such a handsum chimpunk! aid daet him if i was a chimpunk!
Awww! Datz cyoot!
zomg so cute, cud just nom it =D
Aw :3 pik mi mr. chipmunkk!1!!!!1!1!1
dat lil ting iz well cuite
i wud be itz gurl frend
I would totally date that chipmunk.
OMG IT BE ALVIN!!!!!!!!!1!!!
