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Bedroom eyes, I haz dem!
Kongrtulasuns on a nawt sekind!
>does sand dance for Lucy<
*happeh lucee danss*
Uz guyz make da lovely danses. Fank Uz. Let’s heree to getz coffee before da rest ob dez koffee junkies beats us to it. Cream please!!
Do ai unnderstand this rite? We r having a happee coffee partee fur Lucy instead ov dansing? Taht sounds nice, too.
I’ll hav wun, please - in this prittee mug heer - with cream and 1 spoon ov splenda, pls.
Biskits anywun?
yes pls awl hav a biscut!
kthnxnom
Mmmmm kawfee…
QUadruple espresso for me. And yes I know I’ll be wired after that!
MMMM bizkits wiff butter an hunee. weird is gud 2. Happee morninz to jooz awl. Snorgle!
Gud Moarnin! happee nawt secund!
cawfee, xtra lite, no sugars, an a imajunerrry pecan stickeebunn 4 meh.
Kan ah innerest NEwun in a pecan stikeebunn? ah wil nawt-second-dans wun ober 2 yu in a nawt-furst. jus sai teh werd!
Oh, deer.
I muss hurry and drink teh coffee and den dants like a chipmunk fur teh lubblee Lucy, befor mah hed paplodes.
sipp sipp
skitter skitter
hopp hopp
BOOM!
/sorreh. I madez a mess.
I brings cake!
we sops up da mess wiff cake
But teh branesplorts maek teh caek go soggy - DO NOT WANT! Altho ai guess donuts wud prolly be okai….
HEER CUM DA DONUTS ! GLAZED, AND BISMARKS (CHOCO ICED W/ CUSTARD FILLING-LIKE LITTLE BOSTON CREAM PIES-YMMM !) SPESHUL= NO CALORIE, FAT FREE ! MADE SPESHUL 4 NAWT SEKOND DANSIN
Hmmmmmm - ai as come bak much layter to the partee playce and see thar is a delishus bismark left. Ai think will maek a wunderful bedtiem snak. thanks, SPARKYSMOM. U maed these urself?
Mine not werking… I no has gurlfriend.
Ten agen, I has monee.
Az lung az U has teh happehz, ur gud!
*splort*
lolmunk, u can has gulfrent, after we has teh cheezburglars
lolmunk iz miss unnerstood. her wants 2 traed flour 4 cheezburger! her not wants gurlfrend!
CCC here fur splort victims!
Uh-oh! Call CCC!!!!!
*whips owt eckstra CHRG (wdoi) fur Sal*
Mmm.. substance D..
“a scanner darkly” ref FTW
if yr dating on teh interwebs…
..watch out fur preditors, wittle one!
dis wan maded meh giggul ^^
kragslizt has the crazies!!!!!!!!!! don’t do it!!!!
Lyk kittehs!
ladee skeelz, i has dem
Acksessorysin - ai has it.
ai’s lookin fuhr a kewt skwirrel gurl- I lkez ‘em beeg.
. . . wif de niec beeg floofeh taylz!
yass, beeg floofeh taylz eez beerry eemportant an kinda sekksee tew.
Lol-chipmunk sez . . I likez ‘em beeg an SASSY!!!!
Beeg Sassy Squirrel.
Hmm, sounz liek the naem of a movie. Or mebbe a spechul dreenk?
Or mebbe a purrsonal ad:
“Handsumm, affeckshunate male Lol-munk seekz beeg sassy squirrel gurrl fur romance an moar! Luvz candle-lite, flowwerz, an kwiett momentx togevvur.”
owh mai gawd- eww gotz eet kerreckly an beerry funneh twe!!!! Uh case uf cheezeburgerz fur eww.
Ummmmm - guise - befoar enebuddy say much else - this is a chipmunk - nawt a squirrel. Howsumevertahtmaybe - enewun hoo has alreddy dun so does nawt has to feel too bad becuz teh chipmunks r also called ground squirrels.
Yess, is chipmunk, but mebbe hiz luv is on de rong sied uf de trax? He luvz de forbidden wun! A romeow an juliette type storee of chipmunk and squirrel; hoep diz verxhun haz heppier ending den de original:
“Two householz, bof aliek in dignitee, in fair verona wher we lay our sceeen.
Frum ancient blud brakez to new mutinee . . . where chipmunk blud maezk squirrel hanz unkleen.
Frum 4th the fatalz loinz uv deze 2 foe, a pare uv star-kroxxed luvvers taek der lief . . .”
(Janet, see my recent post under “I Danss Cuz I Happy”
gremlin….I luz teh prolog tu R & J!!! I saw dat movee at leest 15 times!
I alzo luz teh prolog! Hev alzo enjoid everree vershun of R & J I’ve seen on teh beeg screen.
Hev liekded de Lenard Whiting end Olivviea Hussey vershun.
Hev liekded de Leo DiC en Clare Danes vershun (tho itz a littel sstrange - the soundtrack uv this haz thet awsum vershun of When Duvs Crie - makes my hares stand on ennd!).
Hev liekded de Shaekspeare in Luv vershun wit Gwinneth Paltrow.
I knowz menne uv de bes linez by hart.
Enny utther reelee grate movvee vershuns I shud see?
Not that I remmemmer….but then, I fergits a lot of thingz latelee!
No- but teh Merican Ballet Tehatre in NYC has a breathtakinlee byootiful produkshun ov it. Ai dont know whar u r, but if you luvs teh Romeo and Juliet, u wud nawt want to miss this. Mai sister and ai saw it awn tour in Shikago last spring. Teh dansers were wonderful actors. And lukked absolutelee age appropriate.
Trai to reming mee sumtiem - ai will dig awt mai program and get moar details.
Tehre wunz was a recording available of the Stuttgart Ballet doing teh famous Cranko choreography with Richard Cragun and Marcia Haydee. LIek awl ballet (and other stage produkshuns, fur taht matter), the camera werk is maddening - becuz they keep doing cloas ups ov teh fayces when u wants to see the whole stage pikshur.
Cragun and Haydee do, it is troo, luk a lddle awld fur the parts (tho nawt if u sees it in the tehatre, whar you r nawt so close) But the choriographee is stunning - as r these dancers.
Altho
Akshullee - ai dont know abawt movee vershuns rite off. Must be moar than u sed. Will hav to think abawt it.
Piksburgh has a R & J choreo-ed by Bruce Wells. He designed it for a client of mine. Long story, but she was injured, then rehabbed for years, and then returned to the stage for one last performance of the ballet that was created on her. She was still injured a bit, so the choreography was tweaked a bit to favor her “good” side, but who could tell?
I has the taip of teh performants, an it is dun wit wun kamara, so yu sees AWL teh ackshun. It is grate, ackshully.
Wot wud tehre behnehs be? Chirrels? Squipmonks? Rnsers awn a postcard, plees!
Squipmonks? Dis makez me laff owt lowd so kyoobikl maytes luk at me funnee!
Ai voat for Squipmonks!
Me too! I lubs da Squipmonks!
I Nose dat itz a cheepmunc, das whai ai sed I was looin fuhr a skwirrel gurl, I likez em beeg cuz ai no skwirrelz r beeger dan us cheepmuncs.
i can haz interracial romance?
hehe = yesh!
wif grate, big . . . tayles!
I.. liek… beeg tayles an I cannot lie…
Ground squirrel=squirrelburger? Pleh! Do Not Want!
is last blumin flour ov spreeng…
iz bachelor’s button. chippymonk has lef teh chipmonastery an is lukkin fur lurve.
U’s knows wats teh sayz aboot big feetz, he has big…flour…for teh ladiez.
ackshully, the leddies has the flours, and he can has it, if hees a jentaleman!
He is no jentleman, but he gets flours anyway. He is rokstar, look u can see hiz ayeshadowz. Plus he has tatoos on back. Is for empresin ladiez wen he takes off hiz shirtz on stege
iz been left hangin by date - will wait 2 moar hours …
2 moar hours? I’m hungri naow! hmmm…
*num num num num num*
betar naow.
doant eat teh flower! can re-use!!!
LOL!
why does google ads wanna show me “Pictures of Herpes”? *g*
sqwrrl can has herpez? Mebbe dats wai no grlfren in sait
yah dat has ben notissd befoar. duz maek u wundr bowt Guglol’s corprit culchoor, dunnit?