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ah tink ah thaw a putty tat!
ah did! ah did!
danse danse danse…
spin wiggel wiggel leap!
sliiiiiied to da lef
sliiiiiied to the rite
spin spin spin spin (barf) get undizzee
do teh worm
twist twist done!
omg. wai do i ebben bothur tryin. i no can danse. plz 2 b forgivin meh for dat horribul displai of…. pleh.
but susch efooziazum!!!
*watches*
I tink u did juss lubblee! Habb u ressted enuff too doo agin wiff me? I liked dat dants.
‘cept for da *barf* part!
ya. no barf part. kitteh no liek
dunno. mai kittehs seeem to barf recr..rekru…fur fun.
o, yah. I notussed dat fullee affer postin.
Pleh
do not want
Maybe eef we do a spin spin wiggle wiggle we can not has teh barfings? DO NOT WANT!
Aww, pooooor puddytat.
give me the bird! give me the bird!!
If da hays office wud only let me i’d give him da boid all right (teeth whistle)
1930s philm censurship ref FTW!!!
Pre-Hays Office Popeye reference! Bravo, RevWaldo!
yer det-thhhhhhhhhhhhh-spicable!
puttytat gon dwnnn
oh kittehhhhh you fail badddddd
Kurses! Fowled agen!
Tew phunnie!
WIN!
kitteh been pwnd! poor kitteh.
Oh, the punny…. It hurts…
POOHR POOHR PUDDYCAT
Best Looney Tunes pitcher Eber!
Dis iz awl part uff mah plan. Uv CORZ Ai mints tew dew dat!!!
( bird singing Police song to kitteh )
“…Canary in a coal mine…Now if I tell you that you suffer from delusions…You pay your analyst to reach the same conclusions…You live your life like a canary in a coal mine…You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line…Canary in a coal mine…KTHXBAI!”
OldSkool Sting FTW!!!1!1
You can has serchez of washingtonpost.com to findz entertainin innerview with stuart copeland about the Poleez currtn toor — several phunniez.
Winz!!11!
i just saw teh poleez at mad ice and skware gartens frydai nite. my sox were roxed!
Hallo cSmall
I do teh not second danss for you; in celebrations of you not being second. Yay!
which danss would you likez?
as teh kitteh’s fayle is so epic, mabbe we can has an epic bird dans? Swan Layke? Teh Fyrebird?
*fluffs up wingies*
ooh!! Good idea cSmall.
La la la la la la la la la
fetch my tutu
feathered wings purrlease
next for teh ballet shoes
we be danssin swan lake
orchestra are you ready?
cSmall do you haz your leotard on?
up on my tippee toes
elongate neck
dans dans dans
plee-yay
plee-yay
dans dans dans
minuet minuet
dans dans dans
dans dans dans
Swan Lake. OK. Ai needs three others pleeze. We wlll do the charmin danse where we hold the crossed hans. Luks purtee eesee when the do it awn the stage..
So – ai cross mai rite arm to the left and take the left hand ov the purrson awn mai left. Ai cross mai left arm to the rite and take the rite hand ov the purrson awn mai rite. We awl do that. OK?
Nao we dances forward to teh rite – then forward to the left
tehn we problbee gets awl tangled up an fawls down.
But at leest we tried!
Yay – cSmall!!
Charmin danse??? Like teh toilet papur????
Akshluee, taht wazn’t quite teh charmin ai had in mind!!!
Though it duz has veree intersting and differunt pawsibliltees. Beeg LOL!
I has no fedders fer mai swan wingz, so I yoos teh Charmin. Cheep costoom desain!
CREEYATIVE Costyoom Desain
teh best kynd!
I haz just crossd ovr n2 da twilite zone!!11!
halp! eye’m steppin intwo teh twilite zone
(teh rest ov teh leeriks r just too silleh)
i no y teh caigd kitteh seengs.
but do u noes y it poots??
cuz iz sadz.
Ai danss bcuz ai’m happee
Ai poot bcuz ai’m sad
Oh – mai – kiwican! Whut have you sayed! Thiz will remayn fur awl teim in mai hed!
Evertiem ai repeat it, ai LOL again.
“… tonight on Project Runway, you will dress your cat in a couture outfit made of only things you find in this pet store. it’s make it work time”
“… well nina, I was channelling Alexander McQu33n into this fashion forward hat… I would’ve done more in the way of trim, but kitty ch3w3d my fingers off”
pwnd
either that, or kitty was trying to teleport into my closet to talk about fashion, and miscalculated
Well, hello!!!!
o hai Stend, I payjd u yesserday (bukkit loss support groop) but u wuz not arownd.
Longstoreeshort, I seed a casheer wif lotsa eeringz en feminine mannerizmz, himz naymtag sed “CHAZ, Front End Attendant”. Fawt u myte hav a guud joke 2 go wif dat.
kthxbai.
a man after my own heart ;o)
Yoo haz a bird kayj in yer closit?
I jus keep skeltons in mayn.
heehee – fur a minnit a thot yu sed “Project Bunway”…dressing up yer cat doesn’t make a ton of sense then, tho…
In allturnate demenshuns, da canary iz feers pread pred perd….meet eeter. Hoomins must protectz they kitteh wid strong kagez and vigili…veegiel…vigil…attenshun
oww mai- da’s tew funneh!!!
nobuddeh noes teh trubbel ai’ve seen, nobuddeh noes mai sorroh,
ah burdeehz gawt me in a cage raht now, but he be een mai mouff twomorroh!
Happicat r waring prizun stripes…an r not so happi enymoar.
“… tonight on Project Runway, you will dress your cat in a couture outfit made of only things you find in this pet store. it’s make it work time”
“… well nina, I was channelling Alexander McQueen into this fashion forward hat… I would’ve done more in the way of trim, but kitty chewed my fingers off”
nice. wordpress misplaces my comment again
Iz dis rlly Epic Fail or iz it Epic Win? Depenz on wich syde uv de cage u iz on, duznt it?
so mush filosofikle fur so early in teh morning…needz moar koffey, plz.
I HAS TEH MOWKA!
an teh mug is haff FULS.
Mah mug is awl emptees. mmmm
Mai eer iz ful –
frum teh eer werm!
Kitteh Mommee did it tu me:
nobuddeh noes teh trubbel ai’ve seen, nobuddeh noes mai sorroh.
Cant shayk dat wun nao!
I iz crayfin coffy dis moarnin, tu, butt if I haz sum naow, it will spoyl mai appytite foar lunches. Mebbe dis affernune…
i wished i hadz tihs problum. wif teh ammownt uv kawfee i drinks, ai’d nevar bee hungree!
In Soviet Russia, teh kanaries haz u.
thay iz gonna need teh sooper adsorbent payper for catbird, summin reely suxxorz – liek teh Washington Post.
Doan say dat bowt teh Pos, or Deep Throte wil git yoo!
Iz mai faborit payper.
yoo usin Deep Froak az a thret? WTF??
iz Leroy Jenkins’ birdee!!
kat humz choklit rain
while pondring taktix.
Dammit, Leroy! First Onyxia, now the neighbor lady’s parakeet?
hehe. is teh seemingly innocent parakeet hoo lays dem eggs ov doom, yu no…
At least im not . ..
DOO NUT WAHNT
Jailburd kitteh is plannin ruvenje
“I’z okay wif been in caje, longz I gets mah cheezburger!”
I hurd taht in jael, we gets 3 round cheezburgrs a dae. Dat treu, rite?
‘ceptin on Caturdays…den dey gets us spayshul skware wuns frum Mewndys.
Nao ai noes y teh cayjd kitteh seengz.
wat is cayjd kitteh seengeng?
Teh Fullsom Prizzin Blooz.
Taunteeng Burdee say:”Oh, dat’z a fine pickul ur in, kitteh. I finks I shall go hab mahself a nomming ub dat cheezburger ub urs.”
Prizzen is hard
i bawt dis card in a stor 2 yrs ago. wut r hapnin 2 dis webzyte? sell 2 walmart corp?
wel, dids it sai “EPIC FAIL” on it?
Teh “We youzd 2B funnyer” Troll – BINGLOL!!!111!
Dear Mr. Brennan,
Wuz uevar bit by a ded bee??
Da origenl Walteh Brennnah iz a ded bee hisself nao.
To has an has not ref. FTW!
Neener neener boo boo….
NO NO! KITTEH’S GOIN POO POO!
IN MAH CAGE!!!!!
Stoopy lil birdee!
Dat’s whut u gitz whin u mess wif kitteh!
U mess wif teh kitteh
U gits teh poo!
Mah Grannpa said sumpin liek dat.
Ur Granpa wuz a veree wyse man.
kitteh no messee with jakeeee
I THINK MELISSA IS AS CUTE AS THE KITTYYYY TJH JAKEEEEE DATS MY MOMMYYYYY
I THINK MEOISSA IS AS CUTE AS THE KITTYYYY JAKEEE DATTTS MYYY MOMYYYY
canairee iz nown as best skycrane pilot en whorl. hem gets job dun!
CHAGRINED…I am it…
Teh kat iz PWND!
Kitteh: Waet a minit.
(Pause.)
…I sens sumfin’ rong heer.
wut cud it be?…
Nawt enuf kitteh toyz ina birdie cage?
sufrin’ sukotash!
tu small!
Birdie sez: Neener neener neener!
Nex tym on “Prizun Brayk”…
At last we are to meet him,
The famous Captain Spaulding.
From climates hot and scalding,
The Captain has arrived!
Groucho ref FTW!
I’m in ur cage…
Wondering whut went rong.
Bwaaak! Kitteh wanna craker … haw! haw! haw! Bwaaak!
hawk! hawk! hawk! Bwaaak! Pleh!!
Stoopy harbls.
Dizpyte awl mah wage ah iz still jus a kat in a kage…
Ahhhh teh Pashing Sumpkins
les see hoos a oscar wilde fan, or a old moovee buff.
“goodbye little yello bird,
altho its very cold
id rather free
than a prisoner be
in a cage of gold”
1945 – “The Pikture of Dorian Gray” with Angela Lansbury as Sybl Vane.
Altho ai am an old moovee buff – ai din’t know this. So ai looked it up. An hao rewarding wus taht!! Thar is a lovelee YouTube clip of her singing this – she luks veree yung and charminG and sings it wunderfullee. Whut a sweet song.
Bird: “What’s my name, beyotch?”
kitteh nawt look happie. ah tinks dat wen teh kitteh gets owt of deh birdie kage tings nawt gonna be happie ins dem hause.
kitteh sez “oh, hooman, u has to sleep sumtimez. iz gonna nawt use kitterbocks, gonna use you bestes shooz and deh bed komforter and deh kouch.”
Mus sez dis, eben do nobuddie unerstans it, mos lahkly….
Napoleon Kitteh sez, “Le guarde recule!”
quyte pawsubly teh vry bestest pikshoor ai has eber seen on tihs syte!
ai absulootly LUB da kapshun tu!!
“Karma. Let me show U it.”
nyce…
i iz gettin som bad karma soon…
i shut a spider into a ups package at wurk.
eithur the spidr wil die, or the customer will get a BIG suprise.
u did awn purrpoise?
quid pro quo, Clarice
i saw dis piktur on a card. capshun red, “don’t ask”
Fizziks eckspermint kitteh finds self in paralel univurse. Not so grate, akshully.
Burdee sez “kitteh, I gonna maik u sing lyk a canaree!”
Yes! this made it to the main page!!!! a few days ago this was on, i think around page 144 on the voting pages. sad. but its here now to stay and i am happy! because my family and freinds use “fail” and “epic fail” as much as we can in conversation. also, i be happy because this is the 100th comment i belive
Ai has to agree with u that “fail” and “epic fail” r wunderful werds and concepts to add to r vocabularies. In fact, “epic fail” . . . ai can’t at the moment think ov anything quite so descriptive with its comic implicashuns.
i use it for almost anything that happens wrong. for example: if two people are playing catch, and one person catches, and then drops, the ball, i would then say either “fail” or “epic fail”. depending on what happenes, i choose which i say. usally i say fail, but just yesterday i was taking off my shoes while sitting on my bed. i took off the first shoe. i throw it down to the floor. it lands in the trashcan. EPIC FAIL! you get the idea.
The next time the kids turn on Tom & Jerry, I’m changing the channel. And lying on the remote!
An teh kat’s in teh kage and teh sylver spewn, liddle yellow kanari and teh man on teh moon… tonites eerwurm brawt to u by Harry Chapmin
ya gotta lemme owt bird,
ai doan knoe wen,
but ai’ll eet yur fayss off then, bird,
ai gonna haz sum drumstiks then.
Revenge: I has it!
…this is my day
yai! mah pic made it to da frunt payge <3
onoz! ittle birdie has performed teh eversion wif respekt 2 teh cage!. mebbe another caption could b:
TOPOLOGY BIRDIE
OWNZ U
(end of math nerd comment)
the source for this was About.com’s “cats in containers” gallery via their “about cats” feed.
I towt I taw a putty tat . . . I did I did taw a putty tat
This source of this picture is Avanti greeting cards.
hello
O HAI
thats epic that is lol
Sumwhar uhlong teh lyn, sumfin whent terriblee, ahwfahhly rong.
lol
rofl look at my epic fail if it comes up
da cat: epic fail. da bird: EPIC PAR-T TIME!
It’s tweety vs silvestre
this is awesome
EPIC FAILS ARE THE MOST TTLY FN FUNNiest THINGS ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANT!!!!!!!!!!
)
(Epic Fail intended
Haha old, but hilarious!!
yea for sure you definitely do. LOL!
i wonder how the bird managed to get the kitteh in the cage
Point A: (derived from Jason’s statement) Everyone on this website is retarded.
Point B: (derived from Jason’s statement) Jason made a comment.
Point C: (derived from Point B) Jason is on this site.
Conclusion: (derived from Point A and Point C) Jason is retarded.
Captain Game, ya need to chill, dude.