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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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ah tink ah thaw a putty tat!
ah did! ah did!
danse danse danse…
spin wiggel wiggel leap!
sliiiiiied to da lef
sliiiiiied to the rite
spin spin spin spin (barf) get undizzee
do teh worm
twist twist done!
omg. wai do i ebben bothur tryin. i no can danse. plz 2 b forgivin meh for dat horribul displai of…. pleh.
but susch efooziazum!!!
*watches*
I tink u did juss lubblee! Habb u ressted enuff too doo agin wiff me? I liked dat dants.
‘cept for da *barf* part!
ya. no barf part. kitteh no liek
dunno. mai kittehs seeem to barf recr..rekru…fur fun.
o, yah. I notussed dat fullee affer postin.
Pleh
do not want
Maybe eef we do a spin spin wiggle wiggle we can not has teh barfings? DO NOT WANT!
Aww, pooooor puddytat.
give me the bird! give me the bird!!
If da hays office wud only let me i’d give him da boid all right (teeth whistle)
1930s philm censurship ref FTW!!!
Pre-Hays Office Popeye reference! Bravo, RevWaldo!
yer det-thhhhhhhhhhhhh-spicable!
oh kittehhhhh you fail badddddd
Kurses! Fowled agen!
Tew phunnie!
WIN!
kitteh been pwnd! poor kitteh.
Oh, the punny…. It hurts…
POOHR POOHR PUDDYCAT
Best Looney Tunes pitcher Eber!
Dis iz awl part uff mah plan. Uv CORZ Ai mints tew dew dat!!!
( bird singing Police song to kitteh )
“…Canary in a coal mine…Now if I tell you that you suffer from delusions…You pay your analyst to reach the same conclusions…You live your life like a canary in a coal mine…You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line…Canary in a coal mine…KTHXBAI!”
OldSkool Sting FTW!!!1!1
You can has serchez of washingtonpost.com to findz entertainin innerview with stuart copeland about the Poleez currtn toor — several phunniez.
Winz!!11!
i just saw teh poleez at mad ice and skware gartens frydai nite. my sox were roxed!
Hallo cSmall
I do teh not second danss for you; in celebrations of you not being second. Yay!
which danss would you likez?
as teh kitteh’s fayle is so epic, mabbe we can has an epic bird dans? Swan Layke? Teh Fyrebird?
*fluffs up wingies*
ooh!! Good idea cSmall.
La la la la la la la la la
fetch my tutu
feathered wings purrlease
next for teh ballet shoes
we be danssin swan lake
orchestra are you ready?
cSmall do you haz your leotard on?
up on my tippee toes
elongate neck
dans dans dans
plee-yay
plee-yay
dans dans dans
minuet minuet
dans dans dans
dans dans dans
Swan Lake. OK. Ai needs three others pleeze. We wlll do the charmin danse where we hold the crossed hans. Luks purtee eesee when the do it awn the stage..
So - ai cross mai rite arm to the left and take the left hand ov the purrson awn mai left. Ai cross mai left arm to the rite and take the rite hand ov the purrson awn mai rite. We awl do that. OK?
Nao we dances forward to teh rite - then forward to the left
tehn we problbee gets awl tangled up an fawls down.
But at leest we tried!
Yay - cSmall!!
Charmin danse??? Like teh toilet papur????
Akshluee, taht wazn’t quite teh charmin ai had in mind!!!
Though it duz has veree intersting and differunt pawsibliltees. Beeg LOL!
I has no fedders fer mai swan wingz, so I yoos teh Charmin. Cheep costoom desain!
CREEYATIVE Costyoom Desain
teh best kynd!
I haz just crossd ovr n2 da twilite zone!!11!
halp! eye’m steppin intwo teh twilite zone
(teh rest ov teh leeriks r just too silleh)
i no y teh caigd kitteh seengs.
but do u noes y it poots??
cuz iz sadz.
Ai danss bcuz ai’m happee
Ai poot bcuz ai’m sad
Oh - mai - kiwican! Whut have you sayed! Thiz will remayn fur awl teim in mai hed!
Evertiem ai repeat it, ai LOL again.
“… tonight on Project Runway, you will dress your cat in a couture outfit made of only things you find in this pet store. it’s make it work time”
“… well nina, I was channelling Alexander McQu33n into this fashion forward hat… I would’ve done more in the way of trim, but kitty ch3w3d my fingers off”
pwnd
either that, or kitty was trying to teleport into my closet to talk about fashion, and miscalculated
Well, hello!!!!
o hai Stend, I payjd u yesserday (bukkit loss support groop) but u wuz not arownd.
Longstoreeshort, I seed a casheer wif lotsa eeringz en feminine mannerizmz, himz naymtag sed “CHAZ, Front End Attendant”. Fawt u myte hav a guud joke 2 go wif dat.
kthxbai.
a man after my own heart ;o)
Yoo haz a bird kayj in yer closit?
I jus keep skeltons in mayn.
heehee - fur a minnit a thot yu sed “Project Bunway”…dressing up yer cat doesn’t make a ton of sense then, tho…
In allturnate demenshuns, da canary iz feers pread pred perd….meet eeter. Hoomins must protectz they kitteh wid strong kagez and vigili…veegiel…vigil…attenshun
oww mai- da’s tew funneh!!!
nobuddeh noes teh trubbel ai’ve seen, nobuddeh noes mai sorroh,
ah burdeehz gawt me in a cage raht now, but he be een mai mouff twomorroh!
Happicat r waring prizun stripes…an r not so happi enymoar.
“… tonight on Project Runway, you will dress your cat in a couture outfit made of only things you find in this pet store. it’s make it work time”
“… well nina, I was channelling Alexander McQueen into this fashion forward hat… I would’ve done more in the way of trim, but kitty chewed my fingers off”
nice. wordpress misplaces my comment again
Iz dis rlly Epic Fail or iz it Epic Win? Depenz on wich syde uv de cage u iz on, duznt it?
so mush filosofikle fur so early in teh morning…needz moar koffey, plz.
I HAS TEH MOWKA!
an teh mug is haff FULS.
Mah mug is awl emptees. mmmm
Mai eer iz ful –
frum teh eer werm!
Kitteh Mommee did it tu me:
nobuddeh noes teh trubbel ai’ve seen, nobuddeh noes mai sorroh.
Cant shayk dat wun nao!
I iz crayfin coffy dis moarnin, tu, butt if I haz sum naow, it will spoyl mai appytite foar lunches. Mebbe dis affernune…