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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Lifesavin! I had it!
1234 breeeeth!
ROOOOBY! NNOOOOOooooooooo
Dawnt stop CPR cat!
Himz wawnt to lib!!!!
It were a ghostee skereded him to def!
NAWT AWN MAH WAWTCH!!
1 2 3 4 brreeeve
Remynds meh of teh NipTuck las nyte whar on teh faek dokter show, teh surjun wuz lyke,
TIHS MAN NEEDS A TURNIKET
an rips off his shurt to tie it ohn. But he needs anuthur wun, so he rips off his pantz. Was hilareeus.
tuns hed, supporting neckincaseofinjuries, uses (glubbed if yu has)fingur 2b sure airway is cleer an…
1234 breeeeth
an
1234 breeeeeth
an
ACKACKACckckcackackACK
[sigh of releef]
teddee iz gonna b ok Missus Bear…
iz not teddee. is scooby doo. is goggie.
sh00t. rly sry Missus Doo. Scoobs is gonna b fyne.
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yu can has inshoorans, rite?
RUT ROH!!
OMGLOL sodee popp fliiying frum noez
incomin koffee sprayz!!!
LOLOLOLOL
Ow! Sodeepawp in noze mayks mai brayne hert!
uz mayd mai ibollz git awl tiry n watry frum de skooby dobery doobie soundz yu emulatte wif yo lolwurdz
iz ok, mi eyz they can has drinesss bai teh tymes i bees fineshd dis lolpost
ai mist teh ‘i’ on ‘ibollz’ reedin tihs innishally. q miskonsepshuns en konfusions.
iz kwite ok, i finks awl us stoopy hoomins can has difikilities wif intwerprotating dis kinds uf llospeak pidgin talky
I knowz it can be veryveryquitecontrary kunsumptave uf mai thyme jus too taip mai lolwordz, let al1one read dees awsum phunnies dat awl teh icanhascheezeburgerpeeps shar in de’s postz
Ahem, ekscoos me but is nawt “1234 breeeeth” ennee moer – iz 2 korusses ob “Nelly teh Elleefunkel” an tehn breeeeth! Srsly!!
O noes! I duggno dat won! Howz it go?
Ai sended yu a reeplai an a linkee, but luks lyk WierdPress eated it! If it donut sho up, serch Nelly the Elephant awn yutoob
I don’t think you’re supposed to fingersweep… use something else
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/first-aid-cpr/FA00061
it’s 2 breaths, 30 sec of compressions for adults
I work at the Mayo and have heard that many times, so when I see it on TV now with their 1 2 3 4 5 followed by 2 breaths, it completely kills me. Circulating the blood is more important than the breath. It wouldn’t matter, except I know people learn CPR from watching TV.
Dear TV: Get it right. Don’t be killin peeps. kthxbye
/and nao back to ur regewlarlee skejuled loltalk
30 secs, oar 2 korusses ob “Nelly teh Elephant”!
Mebbee wun korus uv Jepperdee theem….
la lee la lala la lee la…la lee la la laa…lalalalalala lee la lala la lee la doot! do doo doo doot doot doot. Dat shood be 30 sekunds….
ABC sawng iz abowt 20 sekunds….
iz gud 2 know-ah don lyk spreddin messinf…missins…rong tekniks – tankyoo!
hao menee breths and compreshuns foar Scoobies?
i gives up on tryin to danse, so i will juss throe a coffee partee for yoo. a fursteecoffeepartee. creem? shoogar?
YAYAY! we kin gitz awl hoppded up awn the kaffeenees an den
Do TEH TWIST!!!
i can has awlimpic puul siezd vat of teh spuresso to git meh threw teh rest uv mai shift?
teh prolawnged bowt of insomnia, i has it, and now i ar alweyz sleepi in teh midlol of teh afturnuun
teh ZZZZ’s, i misses them.
Ahem.
Second doin’ da Not Second Danz fer Melissa….
*scraping sounds as orchestra finishes warm up*
Teks flowy skert n 1 elegantal hand, gibs oder in hand 2 lubly kaptain n scarlet rag-rehg — ooniform. Moosic starts, is Empereror’s Waltz, jus 4 u!
1,2,3, twirrrrrlllllllllll…….
mai waltzin, le me shoe yoo it.
Dats luveli! Da prince an i shall joyn yoo!
congrats ‘lissa
*twirl, twirl twirl*
OMG…teh Waltz???? Is mai favurit….I need a partnur, I need a partnur! Oh….nebber mind…I has teh inbizibul partner, I spoze.
An….wuntoofree, wuntoofree, wuntoofree…..
*hem hem*
wigguls toe arown on floor
looks arown sheepishlee
Waht a luvverly riseand fall yu has there, COL. Can I taik turnses wit Kathleen> Pls?
Shure! We are all in dis luverlee danse tugether! Pleeze, be mai guest…..
OHai dere Anukki!
Pleezed to dants wicchu!
Clearin’ da hair pawsages!
Giv me bak mah cheezburger sillie goggee!
cpr cat leepz into acshun. on hed. por goggie.
cpr cat is not cpr certified.
my medical negligence lawsuit, let me show you it.
Duz dis state hav Gud Samareetan Law?
dis state can has DETH PENALTEE!! do not want!!
Wut, for givin CPR?!
Oh Lord. Nau thingz is just gone too far. Def panaltees for CPR. I’ll take a dime bag o’ Jeebus and an 8 ball of Mohamed!! On Scholarship to Haydeeezz!
deth penaltee is faor impropor yoose of happipaws on a civilian, can be reduced to snack tiem wiffout cheezburgers if you get nice judge.
goggie kwalify as cibilian? i iz skeptikal, but if yoo sez so i bleeves it
“happipaws” … I luvs it!
all goggies is cibilions. (cat person)
is anyone else trapped in a tiny, freeezing cubical for the day? I live in wisconsin…its MAYBE 35 degrees today…and the heat hasnt been turned on yet. I type to you as of now, scarfed and gloved. (teh little glubs wif only half fingers, so i can still work efficiantly) i just want to cuddle the laptop battree and steal itz nommy heat…
sounz very Dickenisan. why dey maes you work like before laber laus? I send u some lubberly Texiz warmf and tekeelahz for insaid firez.
Yeth, I is trappeded in tiny freezing cubicle. Thankfullee, I has an illegul heetur under mah desk. It be drying owt mah eyebalz, but at leest I cans feel mah feets. For nao.
be keerful, they mebe gibs u def panalty foar illeagle heeterz too. We give you allibais tho.
M-M….is nice an comforbal in Florida….c’mon down!! We’ll haf a coffee an sit in teh sunnyshine fur awile!
I’z in Michigan, and we turnded on the heat and thhhp!!! nothing. The heat guy has been here for 4 dayz and still no heat!!
Fortunately, the part of the building where the kittehs stay has heat, my office and exam rooms, not so much.
I broke down and bought new space heaters.
I miss Florida and Georgia. When I married the hubby we agreed to live in NC, but we’z now stuck in MI.
I hate cold weather. I hate no beach. I hate no mountains. I hate lakes too cold to swim in even in the summertime.
Maybe better next week
COL, I iz in Flarda. But mah offis is kold. Also, I is in North Flarda. Will be in teh 30s tonite!
We begged an begged, an yesstrday da heet man commeth! 2day it be warmz in da liberarrery!
Itz a haapi dai in dis part of WI, eben tho itz cold outsyd.
yesh. i livs in shikago. is way way cold. ai keep warmin mai hands on teh top of mai ‘pyooter mahniter. skoot over kitteh, i needz teh warm too!!
wez gotz da heat in mai skool twoday- been ‘plain an ‘plain cause skool been anti artica coold! Soz de fixd us! todais so hot in heer shud be runnin round in be kinis (skarry fout).
woz naos wut tomoro will bring…….
momcat
Mail trayning roomz be vurry kold, ebberywun ignoring dres kode and waring fleecus n stuff insted.
CA has good samaratian laws which cover injury caused by administering CPR – I’m at work now, will go ask the hospital admin. if that’s national…
They hangz u fer farting in the wrong direction down here in Bushlandia.
taht’s why yu needs tu b tootsidextrous…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/29/whad-you-meanz-i-lookz-like-patrick-stewart/#comment-134108
ai remeber taht – so verree funnee!
And cSmall – hao du you get ur smilee fayce? Lukked at furst liek evil liddle grin – nao luks liek wearin sunglases.
eh.
ah WANTED a googlol fayce, but ah keeps fergetting hao to do teh mouf.
teh sunnyglasses iz teh 8, teh dash, an teh end parenthesis:
ah tink teh googlol fayce is teh 8, teh dash, an teh capitlol O:
i gess we’ll see…
yup. nao we can sees.
OK: so I got distracted at work, and now it’s hours later
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law
if you’re reading this, check your local good samaritian regulations, they vary within the US
lettin werk get in teh wai ob ICHC? Shatm awn yu, Stend!
hee hee M_M!
Kwik! Cawl a leagLOL perfusshunal!
I forgot, malpwaktis deefens iz mai speshultee! I kin repwesent yoo, CPR cat! But furst, letz tawk abowt mai fees…
breave, dammit. BREAVE!!!
gud wurk, kitteh!!
i wunder, is kitteh makin nice bed for hisself? on goggie’s hed? he luks liek him is fulffin up pilloe.
And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for you darn kids!!!
Scooby?! It wuz yu awl alawng?! *gasp*
…but if u takes of HIZ mask, you find…
…iz the old guy frum teh amuzement park!!!
An if yu taek off HIS mask, yu find….iz teh YUNG guy form teh amoosement park, hoo pretended to be teihr fren an halp tehm!
and if you take off that costume………you find a NAKED young man who…….okay never mind
*travels back to nawty korner* Move over Teho!
Noe! Com bak! tell me moer abowt teh yung nekked guy! Oar mebbee Ai shud joyn yu awl in teh nawty korner – jus doan tell SJ wut we’r torkin abowt….!
Come back Gayla! Ai wants tu heerz watz next!! Srysly!
Gayla, u waz sayin??……….
ambercat great naughty mindz think…naughtily
hee hee Gayla…ur funnee! ai can share ur nawty kornur?
OKAY! I can see the nawty korner is going to be crowed this afternoown……so I will serve tea and crumpets
) Anyone else care to join us??
I wil bring teh Weezley extendable eerz!!! Soze we kan all heer teh wisperin!!
Us no needs notty korner. Us needs notty amphu. . .amfi. . .stadium!
okay…..we need Janet then………Janet can u find us a naughty stadium that we can rent out, or lease to own? we may need it……. lol (I am just cracking up! over here……..I needed this today
)
ai blattedlee joyn yooz in da nawty kornur….ai likes da nakky yung menz!!!
sheesh……now all we needs is the nakky yung menz!!
i r DEFNITLEE nots in teh nawty cornar todai.
not saef der.
Hay! Whut u awl dowing in mah notty kornur! I thot it wuz mah sekrit spaes. Oh well…
Kawfee ennywun? Candee? Bonbons? Likker?
Jus so lawng as tehy’re awl delibbered by teh neekd yung guy! Oar Alan Rickman, Ai’m not fussee!
Come on now, Teho…..where iz yur since of adventure!!!!! LOL
wun dai i myt riet memwarz. untils den, i aynt sayin nuthin.
Hello!! Hello! I’m heer! Wuz awt awl day takin mai 92 yr awld ant to assorted doctor’s appts.
But yes – ov coars. I has just the thing. We can hav naughtee corner upstairs in mai (well, mai Mom.s) almoawt 120 year awld red barn. Verree nice thar. Mai liddle brotehr and sister fixed it up years ago fur parties and stuff. Lots ov wunderful atmosphere – ai’m sure u wud awl lov it.
So pik up the coffee cups n donuts and things and come awn. Ai’ll heat up the spiced cider. N we cn push bak teh furnishure fur dansing.
Whoo hoo!!!!
Spiced spider in da nawtee barn!!!!
Nakee tiem!!!
http://www.potterpuppetpals.com
*O.O*
iz a bit late…. anibodi still homz? I fink I needz da nawtee barn. Mek me fel bedda, iz wurrid bot mai skool kitti- himz habben bad timz, himz crieded on mai shulder todai- glad i cud be der fur him. Wud liks to stompz on stoopi pepols makn himz lif tuf…….
Id lik a spiced spider ifnz ders ani lef peez….
fank u
momcat
the nawty barn korner is ALWAYS open to u momcat…….come on in
)
PotterPuppetPals! I luvs them! Thanks for lynk, onceajinx. at http://www.bobrozak.com iz a song about ppp !
Whut’s teh numberz fur 911?
CPR, iz can’tz even spellz it!
Anyone else reminded of that great scene in The Abyss?
Virgil: Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!
[slaps Lindsey]
Virgil: Fight!
[slaps Lindsey again]
Virgil: Fight! Right now! Do it! Fight goddammit! Fight! Fight! Fiiiiight!
umm……..nope…….
)
but thanks anywai!
I do! She wuz bloo!
that wuz reeely bad muvee! pleh. only on ai ever leeved from befoar it wuz obber
Wha??? Yu set thru Lou Ferrigno’s Herculeez movie??? I almos RAN outta dat wun!
I didn’t see that either……..I did leave some kind of silly space movie that had HUGE skeery spiders……..and I couldn’t take it…….mai bf was NAWT too happi wif me…….ppfft…..I lef him too! lol
I’ll take scary spides space movies for $1000, Alex.
“What is ‘Starship Troopers?’”
uhh……….DING DING DING
*handz ovar wads of monies*
*shudders*
at leest wuznt Starship Troopers 2, wich wuz trooley abom…abbom… terribul!
hee hee, u funee.I did not even go to feeater to walk out ov for dat one
Or whut abowt on LOST when tehy fownd Charlie hung in teh forist, and Jack gaev him CPR and was pownding on his chest:
YOU CANSNOT DIE *BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Parintly, on tebee, u can jus yell at teh ded person, an punch tehm, and waek tehm up.
I saw that Sarah– and did you see NCIS last night……….”don’t make me kiss you boss” that was phunny too
I dunt care how bad dat show iz. Haf beeeg crush on Mark Harmee since i wuz little kitten…nom nom
Sigh, meh too. He iz gorjus, no mattur hao old he getz. Dinnot see teh episoad (wuz watcheng Bones) but I sawded teh commershul. I wus lyke,
NOOOO TEHY BE KILLIN MAH MARK HARMONZ!
I watch it for Mark too– he is like fine wine — jus gets better wif age
LOL, wuz jus yoozed awn Souf Park! Cartman wuz tryin to bring Stan bak frum ded an sed dat. Aye noo it wuz a moovee line, buit nawt no da moovee til nao!!! LOL!!!
B!
You eat it like that!
Oh, boi….duz I reelee wunt to ask fur explanashun???
cumpreshins betterr werk, cuz i shur aint dooing mouf-2-mouf wif goggie! PLEH!
thx fr capshun.
i wuz werried it was teh dreded
Strangler Cat!!!!
it’s just CPuRRR
Anybody else feel or hear that? The Space Shuttles Home. The booms (2) shook my house!
Welcome home! I always wecumb tem homes, when dey getz back safes.
duz yu lib en floorida den?
Yep. Tween Daytona a New Smyrna…next door to teh shuttlez.It be Awesome sumtimes, specally at teh nyte launchez. Srsly.
Aye LUVS da Ba-BOOM!!! Meens ma enjins R home frum when Aye wurkt at Rocketdyne! Happytails!!!
Hubby sez dey cumd in awn a diffrent trak dan norml in case it goze awl brakin up agin…
Ai yus to liv neer Heefrow Ayrpot – in teh summer we got Concord going ober twys a dai, in eech direkshun! Wuz kwite kewl, akchully; teh playns wer soe loe yu cud almost waiv at teh passenjers!
Yikes! Secure the crockery!
Sod teh crockery! Teh roof tyls wer slydin off!
I’z B shippin a crate uf sooperzglew todai! U canz glew teh crockerby bitz 2 teh roofs!
that is a great idea luv! crackly crockery roofs…..HAHA Holds out most sunlight and almost no rain…….its all the rage in Beezelhaven.
I’m jellus.
We had teh MetLife blimp go ober teh hows dis morning, but itz not NEERLY as cool.
Dats otay U kin cum visitz Floreeda any tyme U wantz.
By-teh-way. I flewed ina Concord…cain’t heard a dam thing an tehy gib U so mush champagnes that U doan carez anyway. Tehy surve fyne chyna ana reel silberwares too nun dat plastik stuffes. An that airplanes be so small inside it almos not big nuff for a kitteh babee. But wuz fun, If I member corextly.
ai can had sea guhl fly ober and crap on my car today. No sonik boomz here in Texiz jez poop from dah skai an bad prezidintsez
*guffaw*
gud wun snippet. tis a gud ting ai dint haz soder in my mouf cuz it wudda gone spplooooshhh awl ober ebbryting.
ai ken reelayt to wut ur sayin…heer in noo hampster
wee getz to see teh Hood blimp ebbry wuns in a wyle. n low-flyin liddul playns goin to Konkord ayrport…but NEBBER NEting so kewl as spays shuddels.
Yep…Aye is in Sanford….boomboom….I always luz heerin dat!
I knot heer inyting. Ai in Tennessee.
ai watcheded teh returne frum mai ofc at UF. bery kewl. hubby n ai will c it n persun soon. boom boom…we haz dem!
Mebbe dis is wut mai kittehs is tryna do inna mornin, minnistur teh CPR to me. So I will get up and maek wif da gooshyfood.
David Catselhoff reskyoos yet anuthr idjit dawg hoo ated tu meny Scooby Snax rite befoar swimmin.
Rememmer, kidz – Doan drown, it wil spoyl ur dai!
Don’t nobudy elses in teh whole world heard that but me an mai kittehs? scared teh b-jees outta mai ketths BOOMBOOM!
Ai herds nuffin. Butt ai is LAWWWWNG wai awai.
Wow dis is kinda sceery…I feeel soooo alone!!!!!! Cain’t believe there ain’t nobudy else frum Florida on I Cann!!! Helllllooooo. Teh Lonlys they haz me! Srsly!
SSshhhh in teh backgrownd I heerz a soft purrrrin commin from mai laps, ana topa teh fridge, ana behynd teh puter, ana ina laundry bakets, ana… I gotz all I needs, rite here wis me…Mai Kitteh Babies! Jes!
Calm down….I heerd it!
Hey gurlfren! thank heaben I wus againin to wurryz! Srsly. Im thikin Ima crazeee old cat lady or sumptin…
Hous teh tumbldryer kitteh gettin awn? Ai has vishons ob hims lukin lyk teh Pink Panfer form teh tytle sekwence ob teh cartoon, wen hims gets fluffed and foldid an coms out as beeg peenk pouder puf!
Yu kan’t be teh crazeecatlady…cause I alreddy am…an i NO i am way much older tehn yu! Has yu evur seen teh shuttle take off? I went bout 10 yeerz ago to a nite wun…wuz so pretty!
sonic boom…….we haz it
you are nawt alone here!
Lord, we alls herded it. I wundurd whut dat sownd wuz and den reelized…
don wurree. gainesville heer 4 u!
hI
ais from Florida but Pensacola. Wes can has Blue Angels. Tehy practices dis mauning. Flis berry berry low ober mai hause. Berry low. But not quite sonic boom. Tehys practices two days a weke. I lurves it, but mai goggies, it hurtz thems eers. Kittehs don’t wantz to be outside, but not scardy cats lioke goggies.
when tehys flis ober, sometimes can sees pilots helmet.
We calls it THE SOUND OF FREEDOM
Us useta liv rite unner teh flite paff from teh local army airfeeld. Cud allways tell when some whirled hotspot or odder was gonna splode, cuz teh planes wud sound like dey was landin in r bak yard at free inna mornin.
Freedom gud, but I can has earplugs?
yikes a rooni
note to self : send doctrcat some earplugs right awai! How manys in ur fambli doc? Are u a doc? are u a boy doc or a girl doc? How many kitter’s do use have?
I werk for the National Enquirer lolz
Yor kittehs ayt teh BeeGees?
Noaw silleee. U lib here U doan go to teh beegees, U layz out by teh pool unner teh umbrellez, sippin pina coladas . Thats where mai kittees be right naw. Purrin uppa storm…
Ugh, doan let kitteh eet teh BeeGees! Dey gitz teh hayrballs! *HRRR HRRR GAAACH!!*
Tonite on Reskat 911, Scooby Doo is down!
i canz tell kitteh iz needin teh por dawgy. proly gonna start humpin im…dats what ma kitteh doz.
O, myn too! Both boyz – wun haz a thing for fleece. ENNY fleece. Wuz kinda funnee wen he wuz lubbin on teh fleece lap blankie, but wun nite i sat down wif a fleece vest on an he jumt up n startid makin muffinz n got dat faraway luk in hiz eyez – HEY! Geddoffamee! DO NOT WANT!
De udder wun’z teh big Mayn Coon, n he lubs teh cowch pillos into shaypless lumpz. (Dey’re pillos, not fome kooshuns.) Startz at wun end n just a humpa humpa burnin lubz, alla way across.
Nooterd kittehs hav needz too, I gess.
One a mai nooted kittehs hits on de udder 1!
i haz 4 boyz an only 2 ov dem do it, an ha ha one iz my big 19 lb mainez coonz too! ha ha! ya uz canz tel wen dey getz dat farway lookz..watch out! an one time my udder kitteh even came a little on ma huzban, hee hee glad it waznt me! ha hau r 2 funny, u made me lol!
Momee, what’s Fluffy doin to Spot? Iz he hurting him??
No Darling, Spot’s jus givin Floofy a horsey ride. nao run outsyd an play wit teh spayc shuttels an fallin crockery.
no no der juz wraslin, dawgy b ok! kitteh RALLY liks dawgy…
Humpy cat iz Humpy
*giggle* mai sistr in law havd hamsterz wen she wuz littl…fambly thot dey havd 2 girl hamsterz until wun day sis-in-law sez “look mommee, kristin iz givvin sara a bak skratch!” dey ended up wif abowt 30 hamsterz…not so grate, akshullee!
Me tode him to choo up skooby snax B4 swallowing dem!
U cant dies on meh….I lubs u
Now breave…1,2,3….breave
Kitteh mass-sewer (mass-sooz? hard tu tell) needz to imvest in a tayble for teh clyentz.
B’AROO?
HALP SHAGGY!
How (swat) many (swat) times (swat) I (swat) told (swat) you (swat) is (swat) NOT SCOOBY SNAX? (swat swat swat)
Ok class, settle down:
Our discussions have been about what to do when cornered by Fido. Today’s demonstration is on the Vulcan nerve pinch, like so….As you see in this case size doesnt matter…you just gotta be quick about it.
Did dis go thru cheezburgr factory voting page? Or did evil admins sneek it direktly onto front page?
Ai sor it awn teh votinpayj. Didnt voet for it, mindju…!
AI laiked it!!! Bud – Ai laik mossa dem!
Aye nawt see da wuns wif da high numbrr uv votes awn heer yet! Onlee da medeoker wuns, nawt da LOL wuns. Hey, deez R sposta be LOLcats, mek us LOL!
Luks to me moar lik “die stuffy monstr die!!!” I no my kittehs hab kilt a few in der lifetimes
CPR kitteh. hehe. but tinks dat teh kitteh nawt doin teh cpr, is just doin teh paws on stufed goggie. kitteh mai tink dat teh goggie is frien. mai kittehs alwus duz dis wen i’z trin to sleep. himmie kitteh jumps on deh bed den starts doin dis on mai ches til i skratches him.
“doin teh paws”? I calls it “makin’ muffins”, or sometiems “happy feets”.
AI laik mai massaches!
Great cat – maybe the solution for lowering USA medicare cost?
Umm…is genirully considurd bad form to stand on teh pashunt yr tryin to revive.
Resusitashun — yer doin it wrong.
WIN!!!
Good poin! Good poin!
Tuxie kitteh are on a roll
Aftur eatin the gecko, duing a victry danz, tuxie kitteh saves doggeh’s life.. its all a day’s wurk for the kitteh,
stai tooned for his next adventoor commin soon to ICHC….
when i finush u massage, u wunt happi endingz?
looks moar liek gay but secks.
if it wer cee pee ar, it kinna looks liek he taring part nek stead of mouf
I will takkle him to teh floar. And chew on his eers. And pullverrize him.
And name him George.
We calls dis NaaNaafeets. our 21 pounds tuxie Wegie forest cattie does this on me, startses gently, gets the faraway look then starts doin humpies. My hubby calles him my boyfriend. my tuxie name is Daddy-O. Odder one is OreoDoublestuffPuff and does naanaa and suckies on stuffed cowes.
i knoes about teh humpies. Dirty kitteh gets angree if you tri to stop him. mayb vet didn’t get all his catmanhood out?
Oh noes! Sumwun get da defibumalater!
Hab whe cubberd wai kitteh iz peffoamin CPR on goggie’s Head?
Theef!
He broek in an stole all de cheezburgers.
I holdz dis interloper down whiel you callz da cheez-police!
kitteh…ur doing it wrong!
I kild introodr in mah hoem! Cal da poleese!
Kitteh dooin da hineylik manoover awn da chokin Scoobee.
but onlee to saiv teh cheezburger than Scoobee swallowed!
Oscar, LOLcat ov Deth, gets proaktiv in a privut moment.
Questioning cat questions caption choice.
I can has bettur capshunz?
Topatokitteh spring into action@
WIGU ftw!
U winz fi’hunnerd intarwubs!
Scooby asks “Massage kitteh gibs hapy inding, yess?”
where can i find the pic of little white kitteh holding his ears and “saying” lalalalalala???
how do i add this to mi favs?
toi la ke bi an so 1 vi toi co con cu la lon nhat
Teh Cat wud neber help googie! Unless needed to
Teh Cat wud neber help googie! unless hoominz wer bak.