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  1. Melissa says:

    Lifesavin! I had it!
    1234 breeeeth!

  2. Eleanor says:

    Clearin’ da hair pawsages!

  3. CJ says:

    Giv me bak mah cheezburger sillie goggee!

  4. 343GuiltySpark says:

    cpr cat leepz into acshun. on hed. por goggie.

  5. emma says:

    breave, dammit. BREAVE!!!

    gud wurk, kitteh!!

  6. 343GuiltySpark says:

    i wunder, is kitteh makin nice bed for hisself? on goggie’s hed? he luks liek him is fulffin up pilloe.

  7. gayla34 says:

    And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for you darn kids!!!

  8. Tribble says:

    Whut’s teh numberz fur 911?

    CPR, iz can’tz even spellz it!

  9. scrat says:

    You eat it like that!

  10. karen says:

    cumpreshins betterr werk, cuz i shur aint dooing mouf-2-mouf wif goggie! PLEH!

  11. catalogical humor says:

    thx fr capshun.
    i wuz werried it was teh dreded
    Strangler Cat!!!!

    it’s just CPuRRR

  12. Mizhizzyfitz says:

    Anybody else feel or hear that? The Space Shuttles Home. The booms (2) shook my house!
    Welcome home! I always wecumb tem homes, when dey getz back safes.

    • gascat says:

      duz yu lib en floorida den?

      • Mizhizzyfitz says:

        Yep. Tween Daytona a New Smyrna…next door to teh shuttlez.It be Awesome sumtimes, specally at teh nyte launchez. Srsly.

        • onceajinx says:

          Aye LUVS da Ba-BOOM!!! Meens ma enjins R home frum when Aye wurkt at Rocketdyne! Happytails!!!

          Hubby sez dey cumd in awn a diffrent trak dan norml in case it goze awl brakin up agin…

    • Ambercat says:

      Ai yus to liv neer Heefrow Ayrpot – in teh summer we got Concord going ober twys a dai, in eech direkshun! Wuz kwite kewl, akchully; teh playns wer soe loe yu cud almost waiv at teh passenjers!

    • snippet says:

      I’m jellus.

      We had teh MetLife blimp go ober teh hows dis morning, but itz not NEERLY as cool.

      • Mizhizzyfitz says:

        Dats otay U kin cum visitz Floreeda any tyme U wantz.
        By-teh-way. I flewed ina Concord…cain’t heard a dam thing an tehy gib U so mush champagnes that U doan carez anyway. Tehy surve fyne chyna ana reel silberwares too nun dat plastik stuffes. An that airplanes be so small inside it almos not big nuff for a kitteh babee. But wuz fun, If I member corextly.

      • addkittehz says:

        ai can had sea guhl fly ober and crap on my car today. No sonik boomz here in Texiz jez poop from dah skai an bad prezidintsez

      • spykes_mom says:

        *guffaw*

        gud wun snippet. tis a gud ting ai dint haz soder in my mouf cuz it wudda gone spplooooshhh awl ober ebbryting.

        ai ken reelayt to wut ur sayin…heer in noo hampster :) wee getz to see teh Hood blimp ebbry wuns in a wyle. n low-flyin liddul playns goin to Konkord ayrport…but NEBBER NEting so kewl as spays shuddels.

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      Yep…Aye is in Sanford….boomboom….I always luz heerin dat!

    • brainfire says:

      ai watcheded teh returne frum mai ofc at UF. bery kewl. hubby n ai will c it n persun soon. boom boom…we haz dem!

  13. Antoinette says:

    Mebbe dis is wut mai kittehs is tryna do inna mornin, minnistur teh CPR to me. So I will get up and maek wif da gooshyfood.

  14. sish says:

    David Catselhoff reskyoos yet anuthr idjit dawg hoo ated tu meny Scooby Snax rite befoar swimmin.
    Rememmer, kidz – Doan drown, it wil spoyl ur dai!

  15. Mizhizzyfitz says:

    Don’t nobudy elses in teh whole world heard that but me an mai kittehs? scared teh b-jees outta mai ketths BOOMBOOM!

    • SJ says:

      Ai herds nuffin. Butt ai is LAWWWWNG wai awai.

      • Mizhizzyfitz says:

        Wow dis is kinda sceery…I feeel soooo alone!!!!!! Cain’t believe there ain’t nobudy else frum Florida on I Cann!!! Helllllooooo. Teh Lonlys they haz me! Srsly!
        SSshhhh in teh backgrownd I heerz a soft purrrrin commin from mai laps, ana topa teh fridge, ana behynd teh puter, ana ina laundry bakets, ana… I gotz all I needs, rite here wis me…Mai Kitteh Babies! Jes!

        • CrazyOldLady says:

          Calm down….I heerd it!

        • brainfire says:

          don wurree. gainesville heer 4 u!

        • patticlan says:

          hI

          ais from Florida but Pensacola. Wes can has Blue Angels. Tehy practices dis mauning. Flis berry berry low ober mai hause. Berry low. But not quite sonic boom. Tehys practices two days a weke. I lurves it, but mai goggies, it hurtz thems eers. Kittehs don’t wantz to be outside, but not scardy cats lioke goggies.

          when tehys flis ober, sometimes can sees pilots helmet.

          We calls it THE SOUND OF FREEDOM

          • doctorcat says:

            Us useta liv rite unner teh flite paff from teh local army airfeeld. Cud allways tell when some whirled hotspot or odder was gonna splode, cuz teh planes wud sound like dey was landin in r bak yard at free inna mornin.

            Freedom gud, but I can has earplugs?

            • gayla34 says:

              yikes a rooni

              note to self : send doctrcat some earplugs right awai! How manys in ur fambli doc? Are u a doc? are u a boy doc or a girl doc? How many kitter’s do use have?

              I werk for the National Enquirer lolz

    • snippet says:

      Yor kittehs ayt teh BeeGees?

  16. LuvBJones says:

    Tonite on Reskat 911, Scooby Doo is down!

  17. kittehluv says:

    i canz tell kitteh iz needin teh por dawgy. proly gonna start humpin im…dats what ma kitteh doz.

    • snippet says:

      O, myn too! Both boyz – wun haz a thing for fleece. ENNY fleece. Wuz kinda funnee wen he wuz lubbin on teh fleece lap blankie, but wun nite i sat down wif a fleece vest on an he jumt up n startid makin muffinz n got dat faraway luk in hiz eyez – HEY! Geddoffamee! DO NOT WANT!

      De udder wun’z teh big Mayn Coon, n he lubs teh cowch pillos into shaypless lumpz. (Dey’re pillos, not fome kooshuns.) Startz at wun end n just a humpa humpa burnin lubz, alla way across.

      Nooterd kittehs hav needz too, I gess.

      • JAJEH says:

        One a mai nooted kittehs hits on de udder 1!

      • kittehluv says:

        i haz 4 boyz an only 2 ov dem do it, an ha ha one iz my big 19 lb mainez coonz too! ha ha! ya uz canz tel wen dey getz dat farway lookz..watch out! an one time my udder kitteh even came a little on ma huzban, hee hee glad it waznt me! ha hau r 2 funny, u made me lol!

    • ebee says:

      Momee, what’s Fluffy doin to Spot? Iz he hurting him??

  18. Thornius says:

    Me tode him to choo up skooby snax B4 swallowing dem!

  19. TatoAndTheRest says:

    U cant dies on meh….I lubs u

    Now breave…1,2,3….breave

  20. pollosmoky says:

    Kitteh mass-sewer (mass-sooz? hard tu tell) needz to imvest in a tayble for teh clyentz.

  21. leaf says:

    B’AROO?

    HALP SHAGGY!

    How (swat) many (swat) times (swat) I (swat) told (swat) you (swat) is (swat) NOT SCOOBY SNAX? (swat swat swat)

  22. leaf says:

    Ok class, settle down:

    Our discussions have been about what to do when cornered by Fido. Today’s demonstration is on the Vulcan nerve pinch, like so….As you see in this case size doesnt matter…you just gotta be quick about it.

  23. UmberGryphon says:

    Did dis go thru cheezburgr factory voting page? Or did evil admins sneek it direktly onto front page?

  24. lovcharliecat says:

    Luks to me moar lik “die stuffy monstr die!!!” I no my kittehs hab kilt a few in der lifetimes

  25. Wilf_brim says:

    CPR kitteh. hehe. but tinks dat teh kitteh nawt doin teh cpr, is just doin teh paws on stufed goggie. kitteh mai tink dat teh goggie is frien. mai kittehs alwus duz dis wen i’z trin to sleep. himmie kitteh jumps on deh bed den starts doin dis on mai ches til i skratches him.

  26. Juliette says:

    Great cat – maybe the solution for lowering USA medicare cost?

  27. Duffy says:

    Umm…is genirully considurd bad form to stand on teh pashunt yr tryin to revive.
    Resusitashun — yer doin it wrong.

  28. two_kittehs says:

    Tuxie kitteh are on a roll
    Aftur eatin the gecko, duing a victry danz, tuxie kitteh saves doggeh’s life.. its all a day’s wurk for the kitteh,
    stai tooned for his next adventoor commin soon to ICHC….

  29. gr8rtst says:

    when i finush u massage, u wunt happi endingz?

  30. Belinrahs says:

    looks moar liek gay but secks.

    if it wer cee pee ar, it kinna looks liek he taring part nek stead of mouf

  31. Pittypat says:

    I will takkle him to teh floar. And chew on his eers. And pullverrize him.
    And name him George.

  32. kimw says:

    We calls dis NaaNaafeets. our 21 pounds tuxie Wegie forest cattie does this on me, startses gently, gets the faraway look then starts doin humpies. My hubby calles him my boyfriend. my tuxie name is Daddy-O. Odder one is OreoDoublestuffPuff and does naanaa and suckies on stuffed cowes.

    • serra says:

      i knoes about teh humpies. Dirty kitteh gets angree if you tri to stop him. mayb vet didn’t get all his catmanhood out?

  33. KuroiMayuge says:

    Oh noes! Sumwun get da defibumalater!

  34. JAJEH says:

    Hab whe cubberd wai kitteh iz peffoamin CPR on goggie’s Head?

  35. gremlin says:

    Theef!

    He broek in an stole all de cheezburgers.

    I holdz dis interloper down whiel you callz da cheez-police!

  36. kittehluv says:

    kitteh…ur doing it wrong!

  37. D.R. says:

    I kild introodr in mah hoem! Cal da poleese!

  38. onceajinx says:

    Kitteh dooin da hineylik manoover awn da chokin Scoobee.

  39. typingisnotactivism says:

    Oscar, LOLcat ov Deth, gets proaktiv in a privut moment.

  40. questioning cat says:

    Questioning cat questions caption choice.

    I can has bettur capshunz?

  41. chocochu says:

    Topatokitteh spring into action@

  42. pokinsmot says:

    Scooby asks “Massage kitteh gibs hapy inding, yess?”

  43. gypsy says:

    where can i find the pic of little white kitteh holding his ears and “saying” lalalalalala???

  44. heather says:

    how do i add this to mi favs?

  45. thach xem says:

    toi la ke bi an so 1 vi toi co con cu la lon nhat

  46. i has lolcatitus! says:

    Teh Cat wud neber help googie! Unless needed to

  47. i has lolcatitus! says:

    Teh Cat wud neber help googie! unless hoominz wer bak.

  48. Matthew says:

    saw this on youtube

  49. Gadrean says:

    O NOES!!! Scooby Dooby Doo nawt b breethin!!! GO CPR cat, GO!!!!!!! HE HAZ A GOST 2 DEFEET!!!

  50. playthismog says:

    LULZ mommeh iz is tat you ZOMG j00 anit breveing CPR kitteh To TEAH WEASCURE!

  51. gayla34 says:

    umm……..nope…….
    but thanks anywai! :D )

  52. snippet says:

    I do! She wuz bloo!

  53. addkittehz says:

    that wuz reeely bad muvee! pleh. only on ai ever leeved from befoar it wuz obber

  54. SarahD says:

    Or whut abowt on LOST when tehy fownd Charlie hung in teh forist, and Jack gaev him CPR and was pownding on his chest:

    YOU CANSNOT DIE *BLAM BLAM BLAM*

    Parintly, on tebee, u can jus yell at teh ded person, an punch tehm, and waek tehm up.

  55. onceajinx says:

    LOL, wuz jus yoozed awn Souf Park! Cartman wuz tryin to bring Stan bak frum ded an sed dat. Aye noo it wuz a moovee line, buit nawt no da moovee til nao!!! LOL!!!

    B!

  56. CrazyOldLady says:

    Wha??? Yu set thru Lou Ferrigno’s Herculeez movie??? I almos RAN outta dat wun!

  57. gayla34 says:

    I didn’t see that either……..I did leave some kind of silly space movie that had HUGE skeery spiders……..and I couldn’t take it…….mai bf was NAWT too happi wif me…….ppfft…..I lef him too! lol

  58. addkittehz says:

    hee hee, u funee.I did not even go to feeater to walk out ov for dat one

  59. Hex says:

    I’ll take scary spides space movies for $1000, Alex.

    “What is ‘Starship Troopers?’”

  60. gayla34 says:

    uhh……….DING DING DING

    *handz ovar wads of monies*

    *shudders*

  61. steshka says:

    at leest wuznt Starship Troopers 2, wich wuz trooley abom…abbom… terribul!

  62. gayla34 says:

    I saw that Sarah– and did you see NCIS last night……….”don’t make me kiss you boss” that was phunny too

  63. addkittehz says:

    I dunt care how bad dat show iz. Haf beeeg crush on Mark Harmee since i wuz little kitten…nom nom

  64. SarahD says:

    Sigh, meh too. He iz gorjus, no mattur hao old he getz. Dinnot see teh episoad (wuz watcheng Bones) but I sawded teh commershul. I wus lyke,

    NOOOO TEHY BE KILLIN MAH MARK HARMONZ!

  65. gayla34 says:

    I watch it for Mark too– he is like fine wine — jus gets better wif age ;)


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