before bleach
After bleach
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Kitteh sez: WTF did u do to me!!
Nawt Sekond danse for you!
*Danse danse danse*
*Danse danse danse*
*Twirl twirl fall over *
*Splut*
Fanks for teh furst danse.
*shake twirl shimmy*
*shimmy twirl shake*
bubbyscrankeh!!
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
shake, shake, shake
waggin mah fingr
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
congrats on da nawt bean sekund!!!
*jiggle*
*storp dat…*
ohnoes! not teh bleech!
blak kittehs is bootiful.
Blak kittehs R guid luik 2.
OMG.
*SCREAMS!*
BUBBYSCRANKY! U IS FURSTEE!!!
I sorry, I can’t contain mahself! I noes I obberreeactin! I memmurs lass time u wuzz furst an wuzz so sad and stoopee! I so happee now I wantz to paplode!!!
Oh, tells me quick, wut ur faborite dants!!!!
uh oh. I missed a pronoun.
MENT too say, u wuzz furst an IT wuzz so sad and stoopee.
Yikes!
OMG !!!
opshunull joose of pronown, papolddingz, sadz an stoopeez awll mixed up
jooze gets loss of 5 vershewall yrds !!
Waht doz pronown joose tayse leik?
Mebee we needz a faborite dants n drinkee?
Awl teh dantsin iz maekin me firstee!
hehe
rum n coke.
appeltini.
longislandiceetee.
Mikkelobe.
Dey all good.
mangotini. u has 2 trai dat. yummeh!!
i can has jack and pepsi? or mebbe i can has pint o guinness?
*drunken irish college girl dance for not second Bubbyscranky!*
*swig swig*
*brawl brawl*
*punch swing fall*
that’ll teach you! *hic!*
Ooh…mangotini…I WILL try dat….
Yep, MM, wee iz on teh same plane……..
(cep fur punch….I is seecret wuss. Nobuddee noo, rite? ;P)
vodka n de fresca
ohhh- m_m guinness soun nic butz I notz really drink da fun stuff….. whatz jack n pepsi? souns inneresting….
momcat
Jack Daniels Whiskey
(I ASSuME u noe teh pepsi…teh hole por ol wurld duz)
MM proving daht teh Irish haz no tayste in spirits!
Guid spirits nawt needz mixin wit NEting oddah daht wawtur!
Single malt, real ale or wine for me.
mmmm- single mawlt. Speshully da eeeeelas.
I can has Lagavoolin 16?
Sigh. Yes I still has teh scars from dat. U just do any dants u likes, I don’t really has a faborite.
O, bubby.
So dummm an stoopee.
Wun ub deez days I gunna get furstee agin, an I gunna shout it obber an obber all troo teh thred tilll peepuls wunt too screem.
So aggurvatin.
I duz a millyun diffrunt dantses fur u.
LOL fanks. I almost yelled FURST, but I didn’t think anybodee wud get teh joke. When u gits anudder furst I will do teh dantses fur u.
If u yelled FURST agin, I wud pee mah pantz.
Bleen!
“YOU TOLD ME IT WAS A PORTAL TO CATURDAY !!!”
WIN.
… maybe the title of this should be ‘reformed’ - doesn’t black kitty look kinda louche, while white kitty looks like … white kitty looks like one of the children of the corn actooly !!! RUN AWAY !!! RUN AWAY !!!
“louch”? dat b wer u can’t findz sumpthin?
Actshully, is Schroedinger kitteh emerged from the drier in another dimenshun, but is now white..
ONOES!
Ise beenz panteded! D:
Also, use of dryer sheetz manditory.
Troo. Kittehs say DO NOT WANT to teh statik clings.
‘bounce’, of course
Onlee teh bestest fur teh kittehs.
“…yez?” teho.vox.com/library/photos/tags/mr.+bounce/
erm ya, hearz teh clikabuls vershun, sry… http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photos/tags/mr.+bounce/
kyoot kitti- Mr Bounce luks lik ourz Milo kitti, but Milo kitti himz no bounce- himz a furry ball dat snores (lessn da goggie cums n waks himz up….
momcat
Visits to ur site r alwais so fun. Luved the endless lion cub! And Mr. Bounce - upside down. Taht upside down pose is killerkyoot!
ai wud menshun yur noo pyooter - luks veree byootiful - u reelee maed this awl bai urself? Hao u lern to do that?
useta wurk at a plaes wif teeneetinee I.T. bujjit. startid bai fixin teh old servars an peecees, den startid bildin noo wuns. laetr i akshuly had ma oen biznez doin stuf liek dat for a whiel (but kinda haetd its).
Kitteh sez: Bleach fur clothes! Nawt fur Kitteh!
…Tho Kitteh doez mayke a gud bleech blo…blaw..Light colored fur!
hmm..white ket is less floof (chex lint trap)
MEBBE IS TWO DIFFENT KETS
I s-m-r-t….wen to the skul of “thebleedingobvious”, the wun SJ wen to
Yu shud be awn Mastermynd, leaf. Nexs cattygorie…teh bledin’ obvyus.
(Ennybuddy rekinize dat refrinse?)
SNL Selebridy Jepardi?
Nope.
Nuther cloo:
“Is not rat, is filigree Siberian hamster.”
faulty tours!
Yez! Substetoot “Sybil” foar “leaf” in mai rijinal kwote.
Sybil: I can’t abide cruelty to living creatures.
Basil: I’m a living creature, and you can abide it to me.
Sybil: You’re not domesticated, Basil.
Kitteh no needs fabrik sofner…floof iz sof enuf alredee.
Oooooh…dis wun gonna cawz confyushun.
Cuz, see, u not use bleech in teh dryur.
So butt pain trolls cannut bbee sayin, aw poor kitteh reellee wuz blleeched in dryur.
Dis will rekwire eggstrah tot.
/snort!
butt pain trolls??????
WTF?
LOL
haha.
yeh, u noe. Pain in teh butt.
thay haz ahem-o-roidz?
But… but… kitteh in ferst pichur be black. Kitteh in udder pichur be whyt!!! It iz so very clear that kitteh *was* bleachd!
…pichurs dun lie… DO DEY?!?!?
Mebbe fotoshop?
*Kiddink. I say a joek. Naw kill meez*
LOL!
“I’m a loser, baby, so why don’t you kill me”
I can’t believe someone would put their cat in the washer, never mind adding bleach to it. Cats can’t swim! Did they at least put it on the gentle cycle? And then to throw the poor cat in the dryer? At least tell me they used the no-heat setting! The cruelty! The outrage! I’m callin’ the SPCA, PETA and the police! Boy, some people shouldn’t be allowed to own pets.
dats rite. an husoevver putted dat kitteh in da dryer wif da bleech shud be …..
killded. mm.hm. killded ded. cause dat purrson r nawt sensitifs. like meh.
ann u….ass-isstent……
u shud get irunnee award.
yeps. i’m thinkin pie.
wif extry sprayon starch…
Donut forgit teh porosity of teh skins!!
furget dat. I not furgits U, bubbyscranky!!! <3
an, a (((bubbyscranky))))