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Kitteh sez: WTF did u do to me!!
Nawt Sekond danse for you!
*Danse danse danse*
*Danse danse danse*
*Twirl twirl fall over *
*Splut*
Fanks for teh furst danse.
*shake twirl shimmy*
*shimmy twirl shake*
bubbyscrankeh!!
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
shake, shake, shake
waggin mah fingr
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
congrats on da nawt bean sekund!!!
*jiggle*
*storp dat…*
ohnoes! not teh bleech!
blak kittehs is bootiful.
Blak kittehs R guid luik 2.
OMG.
*SCREAMS!*
BUBBYSCRANKY! U IS FURSTEE!!!
I sorry, I can’t contain mahself! I noes I obberreeactin! I memmurs lass time u wuzz furst an wuzz so sad and stoopee! I so happee now I wantz to paplode!!!
Oh, tells me quick, wut ur faborite dants!!!!
uh oh. I missed a pronoun.
MENT too say, u wuzz furst an IT wuzz so sad and stoopee.
Yikes!
OMG !!!
opshunull joose of pronown, papolddingz, sadz an stoopeez awll mixed up
jooze gets loss of 5 vershewall yrds !!
Waht doz pronown joose tayse leik?
Mebee we needz a faborite dants n drinkee?
Awl teh dantsin iz maekin me firstee!
hehe
rum n coke.
appeltini.
longislandiceetee.
Mikkelobe.
Dey all good.
mangotini. u has 2 trai dat. yummeh!!
i can has jack and pepsi? or mebbe i can has pint o guinness?
*drunken irish college girl dance for not second Bubbyscranky!*
*swig swig*
*brawl brawl*
*punch swing fall*
that’ll teach you! *hic!*
Ooh…mangotini…I WILL try dat….
Yep, MM, wee iz on teh same plane……..
(cep fur punch….I is seecret wuss. Nobuddee noo, rite? ;P)
vodka n de fresca
ohhh- m_m guinness soun nic butz I notz really drink da fun stuff….. whatz jack n pepsi? souns inneresting….
momcat
Jack Daniels Whiskey
(I ASSuME u noe teh pepsi…teh hole por ol wurld duz)
MM proving daht teh Irish haz no tayste in spirits!
Guid spirits nawt needz mixin wit NEting oddah daht wawtur!
Single malt, real ale or wine for me.
mmmm- single mawlt. Speshully da eeeeelas.
I can has Lagavoolin 16?
Sigh. Yes I still has teh scars from dat. U just do any dants u likes, I don’t really has a faborite.
O, bubby.
So dummm an stoopee.
Wun ub deez days I gunna get furstee agin, an I gunna shout it obber an obber all troo teh thred tilll peepuls wunt too screem.
So aggurvatin.
I duz a millyun diffrunt dantses fur u.
LOL fanks. I almost yelled FURST, but I didn’t think anybodee wud get teh joke. When u gits anudder furst I will do teh dantses fur u.
If u yelled FURST agin, I wud pee mah pantz.
Bleen!
“YOU TOLD ME IT WAS A PORTAL TO CATURDAY !!!”
WIN.
… maybe the title of this should be ‘reformed’ – doesn’t black kitty look kinda louche, while white kitty looks like … white kitty looks like one of the children of the corn actooly !!! RUN AWAY !!! RUN AWAY !!!
“louch”? dat b wer u can’t findz sumpthin?
Actshully, is Schroedinger kitteh emerged from the drier in another dimenshun, but is now white..
ONOES!
Ise beenz panteded! D:
Also, use of dryer sheetz manditory.
Troo. Kittehs say DO NOT WANT to teh statik clings.
‘bounce’, of course
Onlee teh bestest fur teh kittehs.
“…yez?” teho.vox.com/library/photos/tags/mr.+bounce/
erm ya, hearz teh clikabuls vershun, sry… http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photos/tags/mr.+bounce/
kyoot kitti- Mr Bounce luks lik ourz Milo kitti, but Milo kitti himz no bounce- himz a furry ball dat snores (lessn da goggie cums n waks himz up….
momcat
Visits to ur site r alwais so fun. Luved the endless lion cub! And Mr. Bounce – upside down. Taht upside down pose is killerkyoot!
ai wud menshun yur noo pyooter – luks veree byootiful – u reelee maed this awl bai urself? Hao u lern to do that?
useta wurk at a plaes wif teeneetinee I.T. bujjit. startid bai fixin teh old servars an peecees, den startid bildin noo wuns. laetr i akshuly had ma oen biznez doin stuf liek dat for a whiel (but kinda haetd its).
Kitteh sez: Bleach fur clothes! Nawt fur Kitteh!
…Tho Kitteh doez mayke a gud bleech blo…blaw..Light colored fur!
hmm..white ket is less floof (chex lint trap)
MEBBE IS TWO DIFFENT KETS
I s-m-r-t….wen to the skul of “thebleedingobvious”, the wun SJ wen to
Yu shud be awn Mastermynd, leaf. Nexs cattygorie…teh bledin’ obvyus.
(Ennybuddy rekinize dat refrinse?)
SNL Selebridy Jepardi?
Nope.
Nuther cloo:
“Is not rat, is filigree Siberian hamster.”
faulty tours!
Yez! Substetoot “Sybil” foar “leaf” in mai rijinal kwote.
Sybil: I can’t abide cruelty to living creatures.
Basil: I’m a living creature, and you can abide it to me.
Sybil: You’re not domesticated, Basil.
Kitteh no needs fabrik sofner…floof iz sof enuf alredee.
Oooooh…dis wun gonna cawz confyushun.
Cuz, see, u not use bleech in teh dryur.
So butt pain trolls cannut bbee sayin, aw poor kitteh reellee wuz blleeched in dryur.
Dis will rekwire eggstrah tot.
/snort!
butt pain trolls??????
WTF?
LOL
haha.
yeh, u noe. Pain in teh butt.
thay haz ahem-o-roidz?
But… but… kitteh in ferst pichur be black. Kitteh in udder pichur be whyt!!! It iz so very clear that kitteh *was* bleachd!
…pichurs dun lie… DO DEY?!?!?
Mebbe fotoshop?
*Kiddink. I say a joek. Naw kill meez*
LOL!
“I’m a loser, baby, so why don’t you kill me”
I can’t believe someone would put their cat in the washer, never mind adding bleach to it. Cats can’t swim! Did they at least put it on the gentle cycle? And then to throw the poor cat in the dryer? At least tell me they used the no-heat setting! The cruelty! The outrage! I’m callin’ the SPCA, PETA and the police! Boy, some people shouldn’t be allowed to own pets.
dats rite. an husoevver putted dat kitteh in da dryer wif da bleech shud be …..
killded. mm.hm. killded ded. cause dat purrson r nawt sensitifs. like meh.
ann u….ass-isstent……
u shud get irunnee award.
yeps. i’m thinkin pie.
wif extry sprayon starch…
Donut forgit teh porosity of teh skins!!
furget dat. I not furgits U, bubbyscranky!!! <3
an, a (((bubbyscranky))))
So is okey 2 hab kitteh in wawshing masheen, az lawng az U haz vet tek 2 lode it?
Yeah, kitteh be aborbinz teh bleech – nao awl teh inturnal orguns is wyte too!
Aw mah Gawd. SOOO funneh and CYUUTE, spykes_mom!!!!
Are you peepl CRAYZEE??? Hoo wud pudda kitteh in teh washin masheen – it is in SAIN. Ebery dai, GAZILLYUNS of peeps spend howrs an howrs trayin tu get teh floof owt ob teh fillter. Is a beotch, ackshully. DONUT DO DIS!!!
TINK UB TEH FILTURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i made this img
but no first one is washed then dried tehn the next one is washed (with bleach) then dried
HEE. I lubz haow most pplz heer juss mayke fun uv the stoops who trai to get awl srious ’bout lolcats. Ub course if kitteh luked REELLY hurt, wee wudn’t laff, but sum peeple luk 4 teh bad in evrything.
Oh, Noel, u noe it…..
Nineenine purrsent ub us wud kill an stomp annywun hu bee hurrtin a kitteh.
sum peepuls r humur deeprived.
an sum peepuls juss bee habbin bad day an den dey gets obbur it.
yep, killum ded, den stomp um. juss tu mayk shur.
Yup, an den shoot um, an drowned um, an hangz em –
juss to mayk shur.
Cos we iz awl thotful an sensitif typs heer!
Datz rite! Myootilatz em cuz dey is violent.
/snort
an after we haz shooted them, stawmped awn them, and hangeded them (just to mayk shur), we wud berry them verree shallow so the vulchurs cud hav a feest – cuz we r so sensitive and luvs the lolvulchures.
Cats jump into cabinets, dryers and boxes. They look fun because they’re open. Cats like to explore stuff. Who wants to bet the owner was two feet away and would never in a million years do anything but let the cat look around while the dryer was off? How do you think they took the picture?
Next they’ve got to go after David Letterman for the Stupid Pet Tricks. He’s been doing that for years. All safe.
go far, far away.
over the rainbow.
why hang around a place that continues to infuriate you?
teh heet ov teh dryer is used to activayted teh bleech. dats why yu neber sees teh wite splotch on yer black shert until yu pulls it owt ov teh dryer…
*costyoomer’s rant will begin presently*
BLEECH IS BAD FOR FABRIK!!! EVEN TEH “COLORSAYFE” !!! OH FOR THE LOVE OF THE COSTYOOM GODS, NO MOAR BLEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!11!
*end rant*
ok we b establishin a bleech-free zone for 2 bloks in all direkshuns fm yr hous. an we send teh undrcovr guys 2 enforce it, wearin Peter Falk’s ovrcoat wich has nevver seen teh bleech evver.
…and then u sue the drycleaners for 67 million dollars in pain and suffering…
LOOZER
um…loozer?
i thimk i get it – it’s the pants guy, rite?
Oxycat really works!
saw dis in votin pagez.i thought it waz awsum.
wut?wut? u is noo? is u?
O,,,,,if u r…u needs too stay.
Mebee kittehz can tells us ifs teh lite go owt wen teh door iz closed?
Blinkie wonce fur yes n
Blinkie tew fur no.
gud ideer.
den we puts dem in da rfigimator 4 da same kweshun.
den we puts dem in da frees—
oops.
i dint sez dat.
uh-oh.
*tromp, tromp, tromp*
*nawk, nawk, nawk*
uh…. i nawt at hoam. go way.
xcuse us, ms kitteh. we iz da anti-violents tward kittehs puhleese. come wif us. doan made a sceene.
*bean ledd orf*
CALL MAH LOYER!!
I lubs u, itteh!
i lurves u moar, kafleen!!
{{{hug}}}
NOES!!!! DOAN U BEE TAKIN MAH ITTEHBITTEHKITTEH FREN!
*pulls owt oozie. yeh. datz rite. an oozie*
GIBS HER BAK, NAO.
/8O
Dats wut I tot.
(((((ittehbittehkitteh)))))
no wun messes wif MAH FRENS.
/8O = 80
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
k. enn ub drauma.
holeh moleh, kafleen!!
a beeg **schmoo** on da cheek cause u got mah back!!
(u wun tuff lolfren. dey woan b comin back.)
holeh moleh, kafleen!! u wun tuff lolfren. dey woan be comin back.
beeg **schmoo* on da cheek
Dats u, itteh?!! so coool!!!
Dats rite!
I bites and nips an bunneh kiks and earz baks and sendz dem on der wai!!!!
*takes dat schmoo an glorreeez!!*
Wow, an oozie! Yoo tuff, oozies R purtee messee!!! But dey doo get da poynt acrawss!!
Tanx fur savin ittehbitteh, she a gud lolfren!!!
No kitteh sayftee polees needid heer!!
totally gibbed mahseff away cause i used a… whatsis…. suudonim!!
(dat were meh dat gets da ironneh award ob a pie-in-da-fayce!!)
stoopeh post dint posted, so i doubble posted…
*hedfist*
gud. I finnallee gots dat face rite.
Yay fer u Kathleen. Awl teh ikons luk laik sumbuddy sat awn em on mai ‘pooter, but ai appreseeates teh effrt.
It daws. If u luk karefully, dere iz a buton on ur refirgreator dor frawme. Press it.
Aw, wut a spoyl sport!
/snickur
If lyte go owt, den do lazers kom on?
xaktleh!! dats wai we gotz 2 send da kitteh in. uvverwise we nebber knowes!!
Ack – Dun fergut tooz kleen da leunt trahp!
I demand that this picture be taken off the website!! Think of all the irresponsible people who will try to bleach their felines at home! (Did you not see the automatic dogwash on the news this morning?)
(lol, juss thot i wood beet sum eejit 2 it.)
not 2 menshun tech rashial implikations of tihs deterjent!
shh…I think i heer Al Sharpton approaching!
LOL eejit. I alwuss pronounciate it idjut. Like yrs bettah Karen!
Yes, I seed teh goggie-warshin masheen! I donut tink teh goggies wud leik dat. If peeps gonna hab a goggie, dey shud warsh it demselfs! Stoopy hoomans.
Surely everything you read about is in black and white – so the kitteh got there furst!
wtf!!! my beutiful hair! come bak!!!!!!!!1
DUNOT DO THIS! PLZ, fer teh luv of Gawd, DUNOT DU TIHS!!!!!
Doo tu teh porositee uv teh skin, kittehs CANNOT be bleached!
Onlee yoos teh oxycontin — OOPS! I mean OxyClean stuf on teh kitteh kat.
And nebber du dat bai yrself! Hayr a perfesshunal vet teck or robix nstructer.
Postin teh irrusponsubull pikchers layk dis is werser dan shootin a skwirt gun fulla bleach intu teh laybor and deliberee rum at the hopsital!
Wayt, is taht wut happent to teh Mikael Jaksun?
yep
OH, gurl. I not noes whut happun too dat poor man, but it not teh funneh.
sumpin verreh bad.
Moaslee self-inflictid, it seeemz.
him lookz like him fellded in teh discumbobulatur.
His brane fell in it long time go.
Bleach iz OK in hahsptlls — perventz spred ov MRRRRsa
Why is kitteh bein bleached in dryer?
Tihs is an intirely noo form of “dry cleaning” taht I was previuslee unawear uf!!
I MEENT MIND BLEECH!!!
I SEEN WHUT U AN DADDEE WUZ DOIN!
OH NOES! NAO I’Z ‘MEMBERIN AWL OVAH AGIN!!!!
WTF? Now *I* needz teh mind bleech!
*cuvvers ears–LALALALA!!*
Furst pickture es mah kihten. Es nam es Einstein. Sum one must ave takun mah pickture an choped eet.
Einstein sayz “AH’LO”
Ahlo Einstein, bery kuut kitteh! Welkum 2 ICHC. Snorgles n al taht.
Einstein – can you tellz us a liddle bout urself? U r bery famoso, nao!
An u has teh class….fur not gettin all upsetted an makin ligagashun shreeks!
LIL DID U KNOE ITZ NOT WASHR, IT A DRYR
snickur.
u fink?
if’n whyt cat completely bleached when originolly black, does taht mean tuxeedo cats didn’t get entire cup of bleech in their lode?
R mebbee dey gawt in wif da whyt lawndree an gawt dat parshul bleecht look!
Tuxie has been tie-dyed?!
*sigh*
Troof is, u puts bleech on black, u gets oranj.
Not wite.
Oh Kaffleen, ju sowns laik ju speeks from bittr, bittr speeriens. Nebber mind, it growz back venchewully.
wun time i gotted brraown… mebbe nawt enuff bleech to getz orinj…
juss depens on teh base colololr of teh blak: is usually teh red first, den awl teh other cololors of teh raynbow 2 maek blak.sumtymes is teh green first. is wy not awl blaks r teh sayme in teh sunlite. blech jus strips awai layers uv teh dye…yu ca git wite…wif holes in teh fabrik to go wif it!
tuxie probly wuzn awl wet wen bleched, so teh blech dinnut ditrib…disrubu…get mixed in evenly
Jes, nawt yooz bleech, shood onlee yooz lemun joos an sunshyne, TINK UV DA ENBIRUNMINT!!!!!!
Et leest it a frunt lode washr, yoozes less wadder?
Cuz nao bein green iz full uv fashun, liek ma fayse!!!!
B!
I see no humor in teaching your cat to get inside a washer or dryer. This should never be encouraged, even for humor. I lost my Takarra when she got in the dryer on accident and it got started. it is an accident I will never forgive myself for. Please think twice before taking pictures like this. We love our animals and we give them the best food, medical care and litter. We love them like they are our children, but would you place your child in danger just for a funny picture? I hope not. I wish every day I could change what happened to my beautiful Bengal, but I have to live with the fact that I killed her. PLEASE check to make sure your cats are safe and never encourage them to get inside the dryer. You’d feel horrible if they died in there. I did and almost a year after it happened, I still feel horrible.
Chanda
Chanda:
Iz soorry ’bout yer kitteh. Howebber, many many kittehs likes to jump in dryer on der own, no enk… enkurr… teechings rekwired. Itz dark, small, warm spase whut kittehs like. (“Kwik, kitten – to teh kitteh-kave! Us muzt fites krime by tumblin’!”)
On anudder note… who tooked pikchers ob my kittehs? I has 2 (ob 7) whut looks like dem…
Amen!!!!! If you click on my name you can read the story I just told about my cat getting stuck in the dryer this past week. I was incredibly lucky because he didn’t die, but it was touch and go there for awhile. Getting stuck in a dryer is as bad or worse than getting stuck in an overheated car for many hours. It causes heat stroke and death. Cats are so curious, they will crawl into a dryer and curl up to sleep. Always check your dryer before you turn it on, if you have cats. Always keep the door closed. And if you here a noise that sounds like there’s tennis shoes in the dryer and you know there isn’t…run don’t walk and check it out. If the cat’s in there take them to the sink, tub or hose and soak them in cold water to bring down their temp. Normal temp for a cat is 102. Then watch them for Hypothermia (getting too cold) and call your vet or take them to him as soon as they cool down some… ASAP!
I read it and left you Takarra’s story. If anyone else wants to read it, please do.
Care troll not getting point in five… four… three…
You would care too if you lost a cat this way. I laugh at many things on here, but this just really bothers me. I posted this to try and save a cat’s life, not so you could make rude comments. I care nothing about points, so keep them. I just want to protect another cat from dying. I can’t bring back Takarra, but maybe I can stop another cat from dying.
Doan wurree, Chanda. DR has loss his mine.
The black kittah was not encouraged to get in the dryer at all. G/F and I were doing laundry, came back to find Einstein (Black kittah shown top) inside the dryer and Kihera (not shown) trying to follow him in to not be left out. I promptly took pictures because they were too damn cute. Then moved them out of the way and closed the dryer and closet. They aren’t allowed in, and the dryer is never left open.
Sorry yer kittah is no longer around, and yes, I hope people pay attention to their kittahs when doing things that could potentially harm them.
Ok. It is funny, but I guess it bothers me to see it because of Takarra. I’m happy you look out for your cat’s safety
Chanda
YAY!!! Good post!!!
I wud say yu r teh leest trollish troll I hab seen, an fur taht ah saloot yu.
we does kno that teh dryer (an lets nawt furget teh frunt loadin washurs) is bad for kittehs.
tahnk yoo fur nawt ranting for pages liek a surtin purrsun ai cud menshunn.
ennyway. I do hope yu stick aroond, yiss tehre will be pikshoors taht yoo dun fynd funneh, but as I told sally: sometimes it’s better to keep your opinions to yourself.
please stay around, you will find ICHC to be a wunderful playse ful ob lubberly frendly peepul.
I love this site so I’m not going anywhere. I guess it just upsets me to see a cat in the dryer. Some days I miss my Takarra so much. I now shut all my cats in the bedroom before adding cloths to the dryer. After I close the dryer door, but before I start the dryer, I always run and do a count to make sure all 4 cats are safe.
I’m not tryingto be a troll or a pain, I just don’t want to see another cat die this way. I can’t take back what happened to Takarra, but maybe I can bring awarness to other owners so they don’t have to suffer like I did.
Chanda, I noe.
Sumthin like that will haunt u fur teh ress ub ur life.
Butt peepuls not unnerstan unless it happuns to dem.
No it not happun too mee.
I juss no, dat sum tings STICK IN U.
An frum ur cuntinyude posts, I see u is not juss a pilll. U is in pain.
I ses a prayur fur ur kitteh an u. How horribul.
Hugs.
<3
Sorry for your loss.
Iz didnt kno Mikel Jaxon has kitteh lol
oh, it awl maykz senss naow.
Mikyl Jakson fell in teh woshing masheen.
an problee jusst bumpd into lotz ov kids bai aksident, on teh spin cykul.
dis be raysist!!!
jus kittehn!
Michael Jackson Cat
is in ur wachin masheen, gettin a nose job
Kitteh is wurkin on noo bestsellar: Wite Liek Meh.
omg, datz sum seeryussly historikal kulchooral refurrenssing dat u did. u can haz friez an shayk.
Aye red day buk “Black Like Me” wen Aye wuz a little b! abowt 12. Wuz beree beree gud!!!
(Aye lib awl ma lyf in SoCal, we neber hadda prawblum wif dis ‘racism’ ting in ma whirld… Aye dun geddit…. Owtsyd dun madder essep be kleen. Insyd madder, R U nyse? Den U a nyse purrsun. An ma hubby gawt in trubble wen he yung, he put “hyoomin” as race awn a form in skool. He sez “Whut?”, skool sez “Ummm, we chaynj R forms nao ktxbai”)
Ai awlwais tik teh “Wut diffrens duz it maek?” bawks – Lyk yu sai, so lawng as teh insyd is gud an kynd an trys teihr best, teh owtsyd can be blak, wite, oar yello wit purple spots! We’s awl peepl! Taht’s wun ob teh nys ting bowt teh innerweb – we iz awl jus peepl!
U meens off teh innerweb we iznt jus peepl???!!
A gai I used too date tole mee wen hee wuz a kid hee tried too bleech his skin. Nachurally, result not plessant.
He had extreemlee dark skin, an wuz extreemlee handsum man. I tot hee lukked like model. Used too hab long hair, too. Vereh classee lukin. How sad dat hee wuz made too feel dat way.
Pleh on teh rassissum.
eevn if he gary-busey ugly, thatz still sad inditement of teh sossiety. haz yoo seen this drug dat woz advertized – Havidol. Iz the best. Sortz evrywunz hedz owt ryde away. http://www.havidol.com/
works wonders, don’t it?
LOL TEH WITE CAT!!
As a 16 year veteran of the animal rescue “wars” (that’s what if feels like) I would politely and with respect ask Tofu and Cheez to be careful with the pictures they put on, in regard to anything that might give the crazies (and they are legion), any ideas on ways to hurt cats. They do a real good job without our help. You never know what kind of trolls are lurking here
and might get a bright idea.
Just though you might want to know….in case you didn’t..by way of explunashun ana edukashun. It’s part ub mai job. I’m not tryin to tell U whut to do or anythin like dat..srsly. I ju tryin to protek teh all teh kittehs ub da wurld…
Kthxbai
Yes, you are trying to tell us what to do. You just did.
Seriously. Do you let people blame someone else for everything they do?
Something tells me you feel sorry for the wrong people. “Oh, poor little crazy person!”
Moron.
Like I just said ther’s a lotta (mean) crazy trolls out here.
I’m not doing anything that the the Humane Societies don’t do. We try to keep the bad stuff quiet in order to prevent “copycats”…pardon the pun, like “copycat” serial killers.
I wasn’t talking to you anyway I was talking to Tofu and Cheese
Maybe you need to grow up. or better ye, go volunteer for an animal rescue organization so you can educate yourselfand quit running your immature mouth.
Now kids!!! Play nice…..D.R., I wouldn’t have expected that kind of comment from you….
how teh tiems do chaenj, eh?
Stop with the poor grammar–*you* need to “educate yourself.” I have, by the way, volunteered for the ASPCA for the past several years.
You called me a mean, crazy troll because I think it’s stupid for you to believe this site is trying to teach people to do things to hurt cats? Now I know you’re out of it.
*You* posted only a couple of times, to lecture or provoke people. I have been posting on this site every day since about a month or two after it opened. So who’s the troll?
Am I the only one who’s tired of this prissy-pants cr*p? On a regular basis now, total strangers wander onto the site, and instead of reading a bit to get the hang of it, they get hysterical and claim we’re inspiring people to do crazy things. Whatever happened to blaming people for their own actions? Are you one of those people who think crazy murderers are that way because they watch movies?
*This site is a joke. You don’t get it.*
You even *called yourself* Mizhizzyfitz. I see why.
Speaking of dryers are ur shortz ina not or sumpin? No coffee this morning? Get up on the wrong side of the bed????? Got a problem with your mommy? I’m sorry if you are.
By-the-way…Some thoughts on PETA. I find them extreme to. But I’ve learned over the years that when nobody is listening somebody has to go to extremes to bring attention to the problem. PETA just comes at it from a different angle than say a humane society. The important thing is…its working. The numbers homeless animals is coming down…painfully slow.
Your thoughts on extremism are valid; however, there is a line after which extremism loses all credibility, and IMO PETA crossed that line some time ago. It’s good news that the homeless numbers are coming down, but I would give any credit for that to the efforts of humane societies and rescue organizations, and the wonderful owners who step up to give homes to these animals. Not to a pack of radical (and sometimes violent) loudmouths and the celebrity gasbags who espouse their “cause.”
Mizhizzyfitz, I understand your concern for abused and tortured animals. But we can’t go through life worrying that everything we do will influence someone else to do something bad. The sickos who torture animals get enough horrible ideas on their own. If they don’t get ideas from this picture, they’ll think of something else that’s just as bad or worse.
Many, many cheezburgers to you for your work with animals. You do everything you can in the real world to protect them. But you can’t control other people.
I didn’t see her trying to control anyone. She was simply suggesting that people be extra careful. That’s good advice.
ICHC would be a lot more pleasant if we would save our hostility for the real trolls. You know, the OMIGOD I CANT BELEIVE YOU WOULD DO SUMTHING SO STOPPID TO YUR ANIMALS HOW DARE YOU OWN A PET YOU MONSTER YOU SUCK I WANNA KILL U types.
i beleev PETA calls those types…members
Peepul fr Effikal Treetmintz ov Asspie
…sry, wut wuz we tawkin bowt?
mind boggles…can i shake the bocks agin…no like them letters.
attention span, u no can haz it
If you are in a position of power, as is the case with this highly viewed blog, you have a responsibility to influence things in as truthful and positive manner as you can.
I IZ MAYD OV GREEN JELLY AND BROKEDED GLASS, AND I EET BABIEZ WIV MAI BUMTEEF!!
enuff espowzin awlreddy on wot peepz runnin webbage must or must nawt do. A stayted opinnyun iz still an oppinyun. Wee iz being herded into the terrayn best dominayted by evanjelical kristyanz, where the views of a minoritee mutate through vocality into lawz that bind a majority. Enuff awlreddy, awl yoo rytchuss caer trollz. There’z this wunderful liddle ting cawled “VARIETY”, it’s a compadray ov “DIVERSITY”, an when thay flow it kan be bewdiful. Nice bit iz that yoo doant hav to dig it awl, but awlso the oddz iz that wen yoo iznt diggin it, sumwun elss iz. sum peepul liek Sownd ov Myoozik, sum peepul liek Rawky Horror Piksha Show, sum peepul liek Liddle Shop Ov Horrors teh besst. That duznt meen itz besst to eksclood the leest favorred, it juss meenz a bit ov shut-the-hell-up wen the film yoo doant liek iz on. Go mayk a milk shayk, have a smoek, or play soccer wiv ya dogz. Sweet little 8 pound 6 ounce baybee Jeebus in a golden diyaper.
doan fergit “COMMIDEE”
strayt ups.
PS — “bumteef”!???
i fawt wud be marjnally less offensiv than saying “I chew up baybeez wiv mai aynuss”.
This site is for *jokes*. That’s all it is, *jokes*. When did people go insane and start taking it literally?
It’s a joke, people…
I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe. You hit all of the offensive things, EXCEPT Belgium and grandmothers. I think I have to leave now so I can go out in the parking lot and howl like a dog. Thank you, typingisnotactivism. I also dig your name.
Position of power? The editors of a comedy site are in a position of power?
The site’s not even for pay. Power what?
I’m in your washing machine, shedding in your lint trap.
I dunnot know who da hoomie is dat puts the bleach in da dryer…..puursonally I woulds think it bad idea.
It has nothing to do with bleach! It’s the portal between Longcat and Tacgnol!
omg, thatz ekzemplaree LOLteral tinking. u can haz nachos hat.
Frankenbarbs? Teh kittehs look familiur.
I’m in your dryer, looking for CAT FUD.
(Blame this one on Gary Larson—I’m surprised no one else made the connection.)
Nukulear fizziks kitteh tries anuther parlel yoonivurse expermint. This wun jus confuzing. Whut kulur are cheezburgers in this plase?
BLEEN!
Kulur cheezburgers?
Oh man, u put de cheez in heer, i put de burger in dere, den we’s pres tha buttinz an we see wutz coms owt!
Black cat sez: PLZ TO NOT WITH THE BLEACHINGS!
Now we has proofs of wot happenz to uz kittehs. We iz taking our humanz to courtz.
… after bleach & aging
i rekon black kittehs r da best