Little did you know that the freezer…
is a closely guarded porthole to hell.
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hades kat wants ur cheezburgers or ur soul
mebbe even bof!
lol…
wut hades kat reelee wants is ur votes !!
Yikes. I no be snakkin’ in middle of night no more
Dis esplains why mah kitteh is alwaeys tryeng to get in teh frijj ebreytym I open teh door. Am always haveng to tell hims, get owt of tehere! We is air condishuning teh wurld!
I nebber undurstood til nao…
I dans fur yoo, Irongrrl.
Step lef, step rite, twerl
Step front, step bak, twerl
Step lef, step rite, twerl
Step front, step bak, twerl
the SLYD on mai bellee!
oooo – woodchuck. VERRY NYCE!
Ai will joyne u in honor of irongrrl .
Step lef, step rite, twerl
Step front, step bak, twerl
Step lef, step rite, twerl
Step front, step bak, twerl
the SLYD on mai bellee!
Whoo hoo – taht bellee slyde is moar fun taht I thot!!
>joins in too<
Aye kant halp butts danse for Irongrrl when I c woodchuck Slyd on hims bellee!
That’s HER bellee!
*blink blink blink*
Wif a name like “chuck”…it cud bee eezlee cormfused! But Woodcharlotte duzn’t haf quite teh same ring to it! LOL *danse, danse, danse, sliiiiiiiiiiiiide* w00t
Ah neber thot U weir a fellah!
wchuck!
sry! so sry! we had a furstee costyoom bawl 4 Princess Mu onedai, an (oh teh shayme!!!) ah thot yu wer a He, so. ah CHEEZWIZ! Ah mayde yu a rong costyoom. A nyce cutaway tailcowt wif matching breeches and fyne embroidery, wif a xtra absorbent velvet wiastcowt wif hand paynted buttonns.
yu can has pants role?
Trooth to tell – ai thot so too! So – fur ball, woodcharlotte hadz to has the pants role. Taht wuz a reelee byootiful costyoom, bai the way. The hand paynted buttonns wus especshullee fine touch.
Ai has had wun pants role wunz – “Oscar” in “Un Ballo in Maschera” but mai costyoom dint has fiyne embroideree or hand paynted buttonns. Nao ai has a bit ov teh jelousee!
awww, tnx 4 teh danses
it maks teh payne ov mai wisdum teef ext .. eks … remooval nawt so bad
Havin teh wizdomteef owt iz gud ekscuse to eet lawts ob ysekreem an mash podaders – tho nawt togebber!
dere iz no Dana onie Zule!
heck freezeth over
an teh snobawl sir, ser…liffs
R kitteh naymd “Phil”?
Prince of Insufficient Light?
RUN!!!!! ZOOL IN DER!!!!!
Noez. Iz Dilbert referins.
Phil teh Prins of Insufficient Lite hoo will darn u to heck.
Now that’s cold.
all hell froze ovber
dats so scareh i fink i peeed jus a liddel….
zomg
jesus christ it’s teh devil, get back in the freezah!
hahahaha!
“somwhere ova da frozen peas, way up high.
dere’s a land dat i heard of wif a lolcat with red eyes…”
Y O Y cat I
Hoo R yoo, Anon???
yur wurst nitemare…….
Anon. E. Mous is my best friend
Also has ah-sum taest in naym
ZUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
There is no Dana, only Zul.
Ghostbusters ref FTW!!!
I iz gatekeeper. Iz u keymaster?
“Okay, who brought the dog?”
I is basement cat. Is u cheezburger?
Dis wuz teh capshun ai submittd wif dis pikchur. Ai iz teh sad:(
Patrick,
If yoo dint git kredit yoo deserb, clik on teh sekund lien unner teh pik an tel Chhez an Tofu. Mebbee dey kan fiks it.
Patrick, if this is yours, you should indeed do a correction. We would all love to see your name up there. Do let us know if you have done it. Or – if you are shy – I’ll do it. You may have noticed – shy is not my middle name.
Izn’t Has ur middle name?
CanHas4 ackshully
Ai tort “CanHas” wuz teh middul naym an “4Kittehs” teh surnaym?
Janetz mebbe kom frum dah long lyne ob nobilitee in dah 4Kittehs Fambly… (dey eez nawt knewn fer demz shynezz)
We duz dance 4 u when uz fix da borked up capshun. We duz special danse since uz da “founder” ob dis thred. Sorry uz got cheeted. Try da Teho technique…swear lots!
I didnt submit teh capshun dat iz on teh pic up abov. I submittd dis pic wit teh capshun “ZUUUUUUUUL!!!!!!” or sumfin sim…sem…sym…clos 2 it. Dat wuz whut ai wuz reefurrin 2.
ah tinks yu can has credit ifn teh pikshur wuz yourn an yu downlodeded teh orjunal pic…
Ai dunno hoos pic dis is…ai seen it own teh Factree list n kwikly thot ov Gostbustrs. Ai’s jus sayeen dat dis pic wuld hav bin teh funneh wif teh Zuul capshun. Ai’s go n hydz nao.
I CAN HAS HELLMOUTH?
I fink u meanz “I CAN HAS HELLMOUF”
Buffy ref FTW!
sumwarez en heer deres a reference tu “doom”.
naow whur eez et . . .?
i’m all aap in yer icebox, goin beserk on joo pinky demonz…
(hope deez waz akkuritz)
my BFG9000… let me show you it
Muh lazer set to stun…who ate all the ice cream and left stir fry vegetables in place is gonna get it!
I sawd teh hell! Mai ays!!!!!!!
YARGH, my eerzes has frozed over!!
srsly, wtf is rong wif hiz eerzez??
yeah, he luks lyke he haf doggie eerz
Kitteh eerz haz frostbite? Haz wilted lik teh frosen spinache? Hope kitteh wazn’t in hell THAT long!
Kitteh R kross ob Skawttish Fauld & Syameeze?
Kitteh displeased by harbles stuck to freezer rack. Plz to be coming closer to let him fully express displeasement.
LOLOLOL
The Frogurt is also cursed!
and the toppings contain potassium benzoate …
That’s baaaad.
(Simpsons FTW!)
Ware am teh white kassels?
Harold an Kumar eated dem…
iz veggie burgerz! Iz all morningstar farm products insides, for de eating of de nonaminals! kitteh iz not vegetarian.
Maybe deemun kitteh has arrived at a bunneh house. Bunnehs is vegeturiunz.
Thay am also delishus. (Well, my kitturz thinx so, ennyway. Me, notsomuch. Much pleh.)
im in ur freezr, eating ur sole!
hahaha, how clever!! is he eating ur eternal life or ur fish? hahaha!
ur sole an ur haddock
nom nom nom
I haddock sole, but I ate it.
did u eeted it 4 da halibut or wuz u hungreh?
I just filleted like it.
i dunno….. sound kinda fisheh 2 meh….
Oh? I tarter I made myself verra clear.
i thinkz dis reply thred be flounder-ing…
no no no… dere still be tomes in teh library of dis thread skool and ’sides we not finds Nemo yetz.
ore fisching fur komplimentz?
Aa-baloney
Ur all just bein’ shellfish…
Stop grouper-ing arownd!
i is sleepin in your haddock just for the halibut.
my soles dey be hurtin cuz i floundered all dey.
i dunt danze berry good.
I eel salmon cod it……. waz itz da anglerfish?
momcat
Just puts a good lox on the dory.
Punz givs meh a haddock.
go and lie down, put on your ipod and listen to some mellow tunas
I is sautéed dat you haid hurts. But I tails you, all will be fin in teh morning if you haz shot of Malt Vinegar w/ leomon twist. Oh… on a scale of 1-10, just how bad joo haddock weigh??
Iz nawt mai plaice 2 sai dhiz, but UR boss is ColeyLing.
Oh mai cod, ju is just a prawn in teh game.
Iz bettur now, sank yu.
oh i saw diz on Factory page aaages ago – so there’s still hope for my submissions to get to Vote! yay
B of goode cheer..ya neber noes and ourn gotted on wif anofer’s capt! Ur’s mae 2.
hoo needz a wokk wen u has teh lazer eyz 2 cuuk ur stir frie?
No, no; in retrospect it makes perfect sense that the freezer is a closely guarded porthole to hell.
just when you thought nothing else could go wrong with your GE appliances, something always does.
I can has warranty to cover demonic posesshun?
you can has !!!
Warranty duz not cuvver demonic posesshun, sorry. It speciffikilly excloods dat – see manual, page elebenty-sebben. Better luk nexdx tiem!
Nao, thet littel guy in the ice maker whoo makez de ices by han – I meself haz offen wundered wher he cumz frum? Meebbe he izz relaeted to the guy who runz de zambeezi . . . er zamboni . . . thet thing thet smoothez the ieces at the rink. Mebbe littel ice guy iz a minor demun too?
Atikkel 3, sekshun 13, paragraf 193, sub-sekshun 4, sub-sub sekshun 666 gets ‘em ebbery taim.
iz extre especial felineture….
iz meezer in da freezer!
(runs bac to bad pun land……)
momcat
U meen Badpunistan? Whar so meny LOLcat peepl seem to live. Noo nayme – we are Badpunistanis? Or cud we say meny citizens of LOLcatland has emigrated frum Badpunistan?
Yes, teh Mayor of the village called. He say village iddiot be missing… I go back. (sigh)
ooh- dat waz yur mayor naowt mine? tellz yu what I goes in yur place, deh neber naow da differenc!
yur village souns nicr den myn…. my village haz da growlez techars ( I wanntd toos hug hole class ub kiddos todai- techar growlez at dem fur 20 minutes) I gotz da growlez elebenyearoldgirl- she growlez ( but hugz tooo) her skool growlez ad me an mai spoose gotz a bad case ub da growlez.
Iz moven bac to Badpunistan…….
momcat
Dont go Shaungrl; we’ll miss U.
is that like the defrost cycle?
Bringz new meenin to –
“GE – we brinhgz gud fings to lief!”
(includin’ freezr demunz, apparently)
U WANTS DANGR HUH?
ILL SHOW U WUT
DANGR IZ BABY
WUT R U TALKIN BOUT
GATEWAY 2 HELL
WUT R U TALKIN BOUT
G-G-G-G-GATE-GATEWAY 2 HELL
G-G-G-G-GATE-GATEWAY 2 HELL
G-G-G-G-GATE-GATEWAY 2 HELL
WE TRY 2 REMEMBR
WUTS RITE AN WUTS WRONG
WE SEEM 2 FORGET
WER WE BELONG
SOMEBODY TALKZ
ASSAULTIN UR TONGUE
DISCUSIN UR LIFE
WER U BELONG
URE NOT REAL
WE USD 2 FINKZ SO
URE NOT REAL
WE USD 2 FINKZ SO
G-G-G-G-GATE-GATEWAY 2 HELL
G-G-G-GATE-GATEWAY 2 HELL
Song: Gateway to Hell
Album: I See Good Spirits, I See Bad Sprits
Band My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult
OMG – I ‘member this…you’re old!
…so am i…
OMG IS COWLD IN DERR! WAI U KEEPS IT SO COWLD!???
[shivrshivrshivr]
Is cowld to be keeing teh stirfreye demons in frozeden states of suspended animashun!! You open teh door and tehy meltz and den we all has to eats our veggables!! nooooooo!!!
Boo on veggables! Pleh!
I has seen teh Dark Side an itz naem is Broccoli….
(umm … I lyks the Broccoli, akshooly … I are in leege wif Devul? Oh noooes…!)
is ok, ai lieks all teh veggies too. I sees teh Hidden Valley comershuls and ai wish was real place so i could move tehr…
It was a reel plaze aktually, in teh hillz abov sunni Santa Barbaras in Califunnia. Then the dressing name gotted sold to a BIG company and teh ranch imaj got all prettifried…..iz stil beootiful but not lyke teh adz.
iz wurse…… iz in beeg truble wif fambli…… I liks…….okra……’furabli fried…..
momcat
u think taht are bad? All mai life, I is teh only kid i know who WANT teh lima beans, i find tehm to be quite Nom, actually…I noms up teh broloccili, and teh lima beanzes, and teh little squashes and teh kawliflowers….nom nom nom…i is hungree nao….
lima beans is much pleh!
All yours!!! I do like other veggies, though.
M-m – Ai’m with u awn the lima beens. Is favoriet vegetable ov mai entire famblee. Ai think problem with the lima beens is taht menee peeple duz nawt has the propurr experience with them. Fresh Fordhook limas, cooked until just tender, in nice sweet butter sauce – heaven awn a playte!
funnee – ai wish u cud come to mai haus fur some lima beens. Ai think u wud liek them.
nom nom nom
Stir-fry!!! Wut yoo plannin to kookz wif dat!!!11!!!1!
weel, iz nawt liek ai wuz gunna wok teh cat!
Dammit…someone beat me to the Zuul reference!
in other news, after looking at it more closely, i’m actually kind of concerned for the cat. i’ve never seen a cat’s ears do that, and his side looks kind of squershed, too. this is NOT an “OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HORRIBLE PEOPLE WOULD LAUGH AT SUCH A CRUEL THING AND THE ENTIRE WORLD IS GOING TO CRUMBLE IF YOU DON’T STOP” post. i just would like some confirmation that the kitty in question was okay after his adventure and that it was all an accident – i.e., no one put their kitty in the freezer for the sake of a picture.
kthxbai!
i agree. not good for kittehs or other living creatures.
It looks to me like kitteh was snapped mid hed shake.
agree, wif de head flappin n all, ears getz floopie
Perhaps Drillcat has slowed his RPMs considerably from the cold…
Yeppers–I have a picture of one of my cats looking like that because she shook her head. You need a wicked-fast camera to do it, though. (Wicked–hell-kitteh! Hah!) In Miss Memphis’ pictures though, even her eyelids looked mildly sloshed. No worries for dis kitteh! She jus’ esplorin!
iz possibl had ears surgeri, mai great aunt had albino kitti named “lucky” himz was wandern on da road. himz libed in california an himz awlwais wana be outside. himz got “sunburn ears” (well, iz abou 9 dats what da beeg kittis said) an himz hadz to hab moste ub bof of himz earz removed.
waz phunny luken cat n not so nice…..
momcat
luks to me lyk sum kinda genetic deal…if it was a shake, wuddnt it be blurrie?
Not wiv fast shuttah spead (if so, I berry, berry jellus ob kamra!).
Mai kitteh had sunburn eers 2.
It’s a freezer Meezer!!!!
Oops, did nawt sees ur Meezer post…
I’z sowy.
ai wuz gonna maek taht cawment,
but yu (bof) beeted me to it
I are the gatekeeper. Are you teh keymaster?
damn, THAT made my day… still can’t stop laughing..
still cant decide – is that a hellhound or a hellkitteh?
i know the answer already – who needs hellhounds, when u got HELLKITTEH!
Vegetarian kitteh! (Morningstar Farms products!)
Ai aways thot dat Gardnburgrs wur teh work ob teh debil. Wai ppl try trik meh to eatses burgrs dat ar mos emfaticly NOT burgrs?!!??
i knoez ladee taht wuz vejumatarian, den wun day her lukd at wut tehy duz to teh soybeenz to maek teh vejjiburgrz and teh vejihotgoggies an teh vejjicheez and her sez, pleh, do not want, can haz teh free-ranje chickses an hormoen-free moocows insted, kthxbai
um.. i distract hades cat with my 1+ cheezburger.
Infamous… if you look closely, it appears that it is an amazingly clear picture of the kitteh shaking his head. (the eyes are as lopsided as the ears)… And I don’t see anything of concern with the kittehs side… just bunched up muscles…
and as for the red eyes…well visine (for kittehs) will clear that up in a jiff
Or, rather more simply, not letting an electronic flashgun off in the face of a wide-eyed kitty usually stops them looking red (or lazer) eyed.
Git outta mah freezer, Meezer!
[ker-SNEEZER]
Aaack kitteh
Dont tel mee u eated all de ise keem?
dat Mornignstar Farms in der freezar….that no can has cheezburg; thats is vegetariuns!1!!
Mmmmm…Morningstar iz mah faborite!
nom nom nom
So, uh, who ya gonna call?
glasnost busters!
From Soviet Russia?
In Sovjet Russia, Ais Kreem eets U?
now *dat’s* a kold war . . .
Doan like pups/kittehs in freezer….not cute
mebbe he jumpded orf da tawp ov da rfrigimator wen da hyooming bean open da dor. luks 2 supple 2 be frozed…. mebbe we shud ax if da hyooming r okeh after kitteh land in hims fayce!
I wuz waiting for dis……
we all were
yawn.
oh noes!!!! iz i bean prediktbuls? worser: iz i bean boring?
naw- naowt to wurry ibk- I belifs stend n leaf ‘refern to comment abovs yu. Yuz neber boren!
mus agreez wif stend n leaf. hearz wez goes agin….. getten tiredsom
as gascat saidz “sometimes best to keep opinion to self”
as thumper saidz ” ifnz u cant sais sumfin nic don sais nuffin at awl”
momcat
No, no, Momcat. U, ov awl peeple shud no – it wuz Thumper’s MOM who sayed taht. Tho – cud bee – Thumper repeated it.
noes, u has nawt kwite korekt, thumper’s mawm sez, ‘Thumper, wat did your daddie tellz u dis mornin?” ” If u cant sez sumpin naiss, donz sez nuffin atawl”
Obbviusslee, teh kitteh wuz in in teh freezur fur a long, long time. A seeriul killur did it. Teh kitteh suffured so much itz eers frozed in unyuzuwull pozishuns, an itz ais turnded red. 10 secundz afftur leeving teh freezur, it exploded frum teh horribul expeeriunts. It tookded ellubuntee millyun yeers too reemove all teh frozun hares frum teh kitshun.
Limut ub reedikulusness acheeved.
Is bone weery ub dis.
Needs sleepies now.
Kthxbai.
“ebbery yeer, bilyunz of meezers iz redoost to shivaring katsikulz wen kaerless lolhumans be stikkin their kittehs in teh frezur.
dis am not phunnee oer kyoot.
it ar trajik and horabul and rong”
kwik!
I can has leegul profeshunal nao?
o yeah…furgawt to say
“DONUT DO DIS, PLZ DONUT DO DIS”
Donut trai dis at howm!
(Mai antie aksumdentilly keeled kat in washing mecheen. Not so good, akshully).
Bof mai kittehs alweyz triez to get in teh freezur weneber i opens it to put awai teh groasureez. tehn wichebber wun gets tehre eethur stands still and taeks up teh spaes ai needs to poot awai mai fudz befoar tehy deefrawst oar spenz too much tiem beeying noazy and snifin evurythang.
kowinsidentuly, tehy am boath part-Meezer, so ai gess taht dis ar a reekuring fenomenom…nom…nom…..nomnom amung teh meezers (and kittehs in genrul)
Mai husban duz teh saim. Insted of askin “waht did u buy at teh supermarket, dear?” he has tu inspect teh insershun of fud into teh frijj by standin between me and teh bags of fud, an teh frijj. Nawt assist, note, just inspect. Bery laik kitteh (awlso has similar attichewd tu watchin sportz as kitteh in last thred).
mai tora-kitteh used to alwayz try to climz in teh frijuratur. Had to alwayz pull himz owt. Miet as wel hav takd picshur of himz in frij, wish i had, himz gon over teh brij (i fink, himz gon over teh wall moer tahn a yeer ago, not seen himz sins *crai* himz even had teh mikrochip) Alwayz taek teh picshures of yor kittehs doin teh funneh tings, wun day u be glad to seez tehm an haz teh remembrees.
{{{hug}}}
berry sad nao. i bleeve we gonna see our frens agin – so dats gonna b wun boadashius parteh! no moar sad.
{{{hug}}}
*snif* fank u *snif* himz wuz funnee littl sweetee kitteh, veree speshul, missez himz much, i lieks to tihnk he’z in teh medoe wit my uffer kittehs tah haz gon over, sniffin tayls (taht wuz himz speshulty) and chasin teh mowsie angels and flutterby angels.
poor frozen kitteh. no wonder it looks deranged.
cold paws- warm heart and… hot poo in UR shoe
almost peed warm pee in mah pantz!
U sed *poo*
tee hee
’scuse me hoomin?
whi iddn’t dere anee Jager in here?
I needz it. I hadda ruff dai nappin an stwetchin an eetin.
I iz VIKING KITTEH !
I come from the land of ice and snow
hey where’s my helmut? He wuz right next to me…..
(snicker snicker)
teh hammer ov teh kat-godz?
odin! naow messin wif himz!
momcat
nevah mind odin…itz loki whoz dangerouse. hasnt u red ur sandman??
VK FTW !!!
http://www.vikingkittens.com/
u maded me too find my vollyoom kontrols!!
butt it wuz wurth it.
Zool!
Possessed kitteh is .. you know … possessed!
luks 2 meh liek teh freeezr wunna veree freezd. lolz
why was dat kitteh in dee freezur?
cuz it wuz two-hedded goggie’s day oft, of coarse
what a weird pick. whats up with it’s ears?
possessed kitteh’s hed is spinnin, an eers cant keep up
( mentally insert obscene ‘excorcist’ reference, your mother … , here )
“wut an egzulint day foar an exersizm, fatehr.”
I kan haz whirled peas soup?
Mebbe iz Angela’s kitteh frum “Teh Office”?
Holy crap, zombie!Sprinkles!!!
Get in teh car!
Sprinkles beez commin to getz himz rebenj on teh Dwite!
Nevar feer! Doomguy will saev us all!
Hell = earless demon kittehs guardin frozin sturfry veggetails for etorenm…. eternom….. forever.
i can has freezerburnergers?
an ai left sirprize for u en eeyce trai
“Mom did you make these lemon fudgsicles?
Cuz they taste a little off.”
Lolcats got ur tung? U 4getted how 2 LOLSPEAK!
Okay, so SOMC has done it and CO has done it. When are we going to have a marriage proposal on ICHC?
Well, Dapanferkitteh proposed to me, a fu posts bak, an Ai aksepted! Tehn we found owt we bofe gurls an wud perfur to has Alan Rickman. Oar ennee man, in mai cayse!
Dehn ah sez I’d marrydge U both, an we get an ayrobix instrktur 2 help wit teh legulitez laytur.
Oh, ai luvs a (pollygamuss) weddin!!! Ai can be flowr girl?
Aye iz a notaree!!
Ai kan be, um, matrun uv honner?
Iz normalee teh brydz job 2 chooz teh flour gril an teh maytrun ob honnur, but dhis iz nawt normal! UR both hyred!
Kewl!
Oh yeah, COl, I’ze happee wit sivill serymoaney, but doant noez abowt teh laydeez. K?
Ai haz sum dowtz that Cafflik preest will marry ju tu too wimmin at wunce. Maybe sum udder religyuns are moar open mainded?
Oh, hurray – teh weddingz bak awn! We needz cSmall heer kwik. Ai just KNOW she cud maek teh moast beyootiful ov bridal dresses. An moast elegunt suit fur paws4thot. Whut tiem is wedding? Or is too soon – plannings just begun. Ai just luvs teh luk ov a morning suit fur the weddings.
An woodcharlotte is a lawyr -can shurlee taek care of eny pawsibul leegul difficulties.
This is SOOO exciting.dsss
this is stranj. Barney roted a sekred messaj – compleet messaj wuz dsss///. Then ai sayed taht ai wusan’t kwite shur whut he ment, but ai thot Barney approoved of teh marriaj, becuz he wuz reelee purring when he wroted it. But whut cud has happened to the messaj? Ai never befoar saw WP send just part ov a message.
TONIGHT, YOU DINE IN HELL.
`_-?
But ownlie if u has maked resurvayshuns.
Dis
iz
FREEZAAAAAAAA!!1
whut da hellz iz Gozer dooin’ in meh frige??
uh, isnt that freezer too cold to be a porthole to hell?
It ams porthole to ninf sirkul ob hell where teh trayterz be frozened forebber!
I feels bad for this meowy… look at his floppy ears… is he okay?
srsly, rite? Ai wud tink sumfing moar liek teh uvin… oh wellz.
dat wuz supozed tew bee 2 postees up, sry.
teh dahrk side bee pahpewlatered bai brusseler sprawutz. Brusseler sprawutz R rly tienee Martian heds tri-en to assimuluereat us al intoo borgh . . .
Ackshully gibbon teh state of my freezer, is nawt such a big surprise at awl.
Ai less conserned wit fyndin a kitteh in teh freezer tahn wit hou neetantidee tihs freezr iz! Afterawl, kittehs get in EBBERYWHER but mai freeeezer neber luk lyk tihs, sept mebbee teh dai Ai byed it! Wher’s teh tuppee wear bawks ob…errrr..nawt kwite shor wut tihs gunk is? An teh eskaped peeees, frozzed to teh yscoob tray, an teh opend bags ob Stuff?
It iz teh portal to Hell, an kitteh want OWT!
Ambercat, haz ju been in mai kitchen agin? Ai has menny, menny opend bags ob Stuff. Butt neber anytin ai wunts to eet.
Or maibee myne? Ib so, wayte til ah getz bak frawm wurk, an we kan haz drinks 2gthr Ambercat.
An plz nawt to be drinkin awl teh vodka.
Hmmm, Ai apper to has a repoomatashun heer!
Ai is in yur freeeezer, shlurpin yur wodkah!
Akchully, Ai iz at mah desk, avoydin werk!
Oh teh coinsimidenses! So is ai! (werl, ai is at MAI desk, nawt urs, but ju noze waddai meen).
Nawt myn UR nawt. I nawt lieks teh Wodka. I can haz Singul Malt, Port, real Ale or Wine tho.
Awl in wun glass?!
Noez. klozezt I kom 2 daht wood be a deppthcharj.
dats wai i has a ruul. if i pullz it owt ob da freeser, an it melt, an i cant tells whut it r – - i frow it away. sumtime i finks a mad seyentist libe in mah howse an he makin xperimints in da kichen.
Cerebrus the KITTEH???!!!!
Defrost-a-kitteh?
New from Sara Lee! Frozen Kitteh! Comes in a convenient box of three and stores in your freezer for up to six months. When you want to use one, simply defrost for 12 hours at room temperature, or 10 minutes in the microwave. Convenient, tasty AND nutritious!
Kitteh may contain preservatives and traces of kibble. Although every effort has been made to remove claws, pointy ends may remain. Do not refreeze once thawed. Always read the label.
Disclaimer: This is intended to be lighthearted and humourous. In no way does SJ or ICHC advocate the freezing or microwaving of cats. Anybody who even thinks about such a thing should be ashamed of themselves. Signed : a legal professional.
Defrosted kitteh sez “Yez I haz a flayvor, & it iz nawt lunch!!!1! Trai it, an I shoze U awl 5 poyntee endz!!
Iz lawnch-tym heer – hoos commin doun teh nys sangwidge shawp?
Ai just had mai sangwidge – was turkey an cranberri soss. Ai can has early festiv seesun?
Ai had cornbeefpasty…an a mins py! “Dek teh hawls wit bows ob hollee, tralalalalaaa lala la laaa”
Mins py? We rilly is cellybraytin teh Chrissmouse erly !!
“Rude Alf teh Rednoz reindeer,
had a bery shainy noze,
he wuz a bit of an alky
ackshully, waz bery sad.”
Ai is guffawin at taht, at mai desk, in full vyu ob ebberywun an Ai donut cayr!
Ize eeted lawnch 2. Korned beef & mustard, in home maid bred.
Ai wish ai cud hav joyned u awl at the sangwidge shawp. Gud companee and yummee fud.
Ai stayed hoam and had sangwidge ov pikle & pimento loaf & mustard awn relee gud whole grayne bakeree bred. paws4thot’s hame maid bred sounds even moar yummee!
Ceiling cat’s dawter the freezur cat,
is in your kitchins watchun wut u is eatin.
Kitteh can has ears pls? k thx.
Human is vegetariumz! I see Mornin’star Farmz foodz.
dey jus flipyflapin. dey nots mising. kitteh tryin to shaek orf teh BRRRRRRs.
I can has photoshop, and a poorly executed one at that??
WHAAAAAt you meen is vegies? Bag says Birds Eyes!!!
Pray for the freezer of Rosemary’s kitteh!
Tiamat cat sayz MAI HELL!
……and my mother had thrown the snowball away.
So I went back outside and I spit on him!
i thot tat place wuz all moltin an hawt an lava..ee an stuf
teh kitteh proov us rong
Uhm. they locked a kitteh in a freezur to take that pic.
isn’t that kitteh abuse?
dis not cool.
funey, it nots luk lokd…
We nowz fridge is port to hell. Wuss showed to us in Ghostbusters.
First thing I thogt when I sawzd teh pic was Dana Barrett’s fridj in Ghostbustrez.
“ZUUUUUL!!!”
ZUUL!!!!
There is no Cheezburgers only ZUUL
Kitteh guard porthole, I is sure kitteh mean portal? Coz, well, Hell ain’t a cruiseliner….
Thar iz no kitteh, only Zuul.
why do you say porthole nots portel?
ZUUUUUUUUUUUUULLL!!!
NOW YOU’RE THINKING WITH PORTHOLES
…er.
Porthole in teh ships. Portal in teh frij.
Cat: MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! Human: AAAHHH!!!AAAHHH!!!AAAHHH!!!
iz cat looks like dog
Mmmmmm somebody is vegemarian! Yum yum.
There is no Dana, only Zule!
zUUL IN ITS tennage years sabotagin fidges nationwide!
Zoooool!
I don’t fink ur going to find cheezburger, kitteh; there be morningstar farns tings in dere. dat foar vegematarians.
NO! NOT DA STIR FRY!
O!Yours a no meat nomer(likes mes)
lol! lol !lol !lol
!lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol, dat is shur teh winzor. Iz a minyun of Baysmint Kitteh himsewf.
looks liek hell froze over!
mmmm, hellz hawt-pawketz
It’s a PORTAL. A “porthole” is a window in a ship.
Hm. I liek mai noo kwilt skware. =^·.·^=
Ahhhhh! Iz Zuul kitteh! Run Dayna!
Holy shit!
D
whoa weird kitteh
who ya gonna call?
der iz no kitteh… ONLY ZUUL!
frozen cheezburger to hard to eet, me get mikrowaiv
Quick! Call GAC!! (“Ghost Adventures Crew”!!!)
Zak! Nick! Aaron!!! COME QUICK!!!! I FOUND THE PORTAL TO HELL!!!!
(Yeah, if you watch the show, you know what I’m talking about)