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I luvs to singa abowt teh moona and teh joona…
Kitteh duz fursty danse fur yu!
Sadlee, tihs prolly teh best fing taht will happen all dae.
In taht cayse, wee must maek it REEELEEE speshul. Has u a speshul request fur teh danse?
Oar shud sumwun else Pik?
Oh – ai just red awn down – Gayla has grate sugjesshun – an so suitabul for pikshur – THE TWIST!
(nawt fur the week-need. In it’s day wuz cause ov meny injoories – so danse – carefully, pls)
Whut du you think, SarahD?
Oh, taht sownds gud to meh. I luvs teh twist.
Chubby Checkerz….here we cum, redee or nawt!
*twist twist twist*
*shout shout shout*
(ai noze is diffrint sawng – butt can’t resist)
Come on kitteh, lets du teh twist
Twist twist… ouch.
I ar tu old fur dis.
nobunny iz owl on teh innerwebs! not fat, nor homely, nor pimply, nor bad dansers eether.
ah will let yu tink ah am 7 feet tawl an…blond…yeh! cawse ah can has no diabeetus heer eether!! mebbe 2morrow ah will be red hared…
*Twist*
SHOUT!
twist twist twist up
twist twist twist down — o o
halp! mai nees wont let me str8n bak up.
how chubbee du dat?
I dans becaaawws I’s hapeee
I dans becaawwws I’s freeeeee
caws His I is on teh sparrrrohhhhhh
an I no Hims waches meeeeee
acktually, ai waz tinkin *stepz, bawl, kick……JAZZ HANS !!!*
*runs up an gibs cSmall a kiss on cheek*
runs away qwiklee
O.
Dat IS sad.
OK iff I gibs Sarah D hug? ((((SarahD)))) an smoo and balloons an flowers and happee musik?
Day betta yet?
Fank u, Kathleen. Day… wuz nawt much bettur. Wurk sux’s… mummah nawt speeking to meh… boyfren acteng up. Ebreyting hit teh fan at wuns. Onlee happee plaec is teh Cheezburgr.
Sigh. Dis gettin to be a trend. DO NOT WANT.
Eggaklee !!
An I beez dantsin fur u!
Cungrajulashuns!!
KItty isn’t singing about the moona in joona..
That’s an air guitar!
Col. Spaulding Cat is marxing around
Hooray for Captain Spaulding
The African explorer
‘Did someone call me schnorrer?’
Hooray Hooray Hooray!”
I never forget a face, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case!
Quick Mom’s home! Get off the table!
naw, iz ok … i putz down teh tabul protecturs first
not techniquelly on tabul on protecturs
Poor kitteh is ridoosed to tabbel dansing for cheezburgers.
Not meney punters.
Scrawny kitteh needz moar cheezburgers!
I dance cause these are so funny!
P.S. Elliot smells
nice!
My balance – let me show u it
poyz an balanse…i haz it.
And I happy Cuz I danz….
Hokie Pokie time!!
i puts mah lef paw in, i puts mah lef paw owt,
i puts mah lef paw in, an i shakes it awll about.
i duz da hokeh-pokeh an i terns mahseff arown
an dats whut is awl about!!
FTW!
Iz a kitti an I danz, danz, danz
plz to com an danz wif meiz ceilng cat?
momcat
Teh Robot: let me show u it.
Iz bin praktissin fur Kitteh Thriller. Let me show u mai moonwalk. Be on YouTube soon.
Kitteh iz kickin it old skool –
Wocka-Wocka-Wocka-Wocka!
Kitteh is doing teh busstawp!
*tap foot forwerd, forwerd, bak, bak, forwerd, bak, side, turn*
Johhny Cash Cat walks the line.
commmon baaaaaabe ………..letsss twist and shouttt……
Hai, Gayla! Grate danse! and whar r u nao? Heer – or there? (there’s a liddle nose-poke waiting fur teh furst wun to say “She’s everywhar! She’s everywhar!”)
*runs in – slightly late*
“She’s everywhar! She’s everywhar!”
Phew.
Ai can has nose-poke nao?
bedder?
where my nosepoke go??!
LOL…..I am not omnio….omip…omipert…..errr evry whar. I am in Kansas at the moment. COLE IS HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He has to go back to Children’s Mercy in KC every day for physical therapy for a couple of weeks at least……and he is still very fragile……but…..I just have to say it. PRAISE GOD he is alive and getting better every single day. I have to give all mai cheezburger friends who prayed, danced, lit candles or did wicka ceremonies some serious credit for bringing good thawts his way, we all feel very blessed that he is with us! I will nebber be able to thank u all enuf…..but I won’t go own and won and onew about it……well nawt MUCH longer anywai!
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*happy dance* wiggle wiggle giggle *happy dance* join me!
*sniffsniff*
((((((((((((((((gayla))))))))))))))))))
iz teh gud news!!
I joyn yu in happy danse to celebrate Cole’s recuv.. rekoov… gettin better.
happy happy jump jump leap
happy-danse indeede
Is inkredubly gud noos!
fanku, fanku, fanku!!!
i so happeh cole iz okeh!!!
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
shake, shake, shake
pointin mah fingr
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
{{{gayla}}}
{cole} – - – do dat wun gentel, berry gentel.
hugest of hugs to yoo and yoor fambly!!!!
How’s sister doing?
Hooray for Cole being home!!!!!!!
*dansing the happiest happy danse uv all*
HA – ai have found it. Still gud news! And oh – ai’m shur you have seen ittehbittehkitteh’s big hug fur you – and isn’t that gentle hug for Cole just about the kyootest hug you have ever seen?!?
Let me add sum huggs {{{{{{{{{Galya}}}}}}} and {Cole} and your niece {{{niece}}} (whose name ai clearly can’t remember rite nao – sorry, deer niece of Gayla).
can ai jyoin teh happiu danse fur u????Gayla????
*danse danse danse
spin an twurl an spin an twurl an spin an twurl
point toeses, an bow to teh left
point toeses, an bow to teh rite
an………..JAZZ HANZ*
repeat…..
Kansas iz nise plaice ai waz raized in Valley Falls up ina norfeest partz, wher dey gotz hillz an suchlike…..ar u neer der????
gayla,
I missed why and when for cole, but i have BTDT with fragile child.
My dd is 1 in a million medically and otherwise, so i know.
Take care!!
TY Lora — he was in a bad ATV accident a couple of weeks ago– and things were looking pretty bleak for a while. It has been very amazing to me how fast things have moved and his recovery–he has a long way to go, but has come so far!
Sally– I grew up in Topeka — very familiar with Valley Falls!
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Thanks to all of you…..again!
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gasat n I dancn roun da room hi 5′n eac ober, goggie joinz in two ( she awls haz to be in middle) we iz soooooooo happppi!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wez been tawlkin to ceiling cat a lot ’bout cole.
will sendz extre special gushi fud out fur ceiling cat
oh weez so happi!!!!
danz, danz, danz!!!!!!
(spouse gibs us phunny luk, goes bac to readn!)
momcat n gascat
O Gayla, I so happy for yoos an yur fambly! Is go graet to heer that Cole be gettin bettar an doin so well. This calls for teh happyest danse of all.
*caper prance caper prance twirl LEAP!*
POKE
Good news Gayla!!!!
does happi dants for your familee
Ai can’t do enething rite nao. Ai am lying helplesslee awn the floor, laffing. Liddle nose pokes must wayt.
plez to nawt nose poke SJ too hard…..she be sensitive!
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*poinkpoink*
poinking seems errr friendly enuff thanks cs
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Ai swear – you guise r teh bestest playmayts in the hole whirled.
Ai has warm glo. Menny tanks fur teh poinking. An Gayla, ai has berry bad back an nees are shawt to hell butt ai does bery careful danss of joi for ju an ur fambly. Ackshully ai is juss bowncin up an down awn my awfiss chare but is thot taht cownts, rite?
indeed it does SJ
) gentle poinking from the playmates (as Janet calls us) is always appreciated………….now THAT is something you don’t say every day……HAHAHAHA
Dancin for cheezburgas…and bachelorette party gigs
Tito demonstrates the moves that led him to win the ballroom championship
Da Tango iz teh danse ub luv, wehre mi pardner?
Teetoe Oarteez?
*Kitteh singz wile him strutz*
OOOHHH me name is MacNamara
I’m the leader of the band
And though we lack in number
we’re the finest in the land…
The robot. Let me show you it.
invidibul DDR ^^
eetz dah tabul dat krookedz i sware…
invidibul danss partnur
kitteh so cool, hardly needs a partner
I’ve been ill for about a week now… this really made my day…
I needed this grin badly.
Who ever this kitty belongs to needs to give him a Cheeseburger! and a big hug.
feel beddr!
(hands chikkinsoop)
(((((trin)))))
Sorree yu been sik….get lotz of rest, kai?
hoap yu feeel beter soon, trin. Heer, mebbe dis hot erb tee iz helpz? Or mebbe dis frech skweezd orinj joos? mysef, i luvz teh frech skweeezd orinj joos, wen i’z sik or eefen wen i’z wel.
nawt worreez, iz orinj seezin now, wer i livez. deez nawt be teh unseezinul froot.
Teh orinjez iz nawt poyzin, i swear.
trin -
mai fafrit get-well food is vanillahhhh iys creem flote n 7up. nom nom nom
o sorreez. ai slurpedz urs.
hears urs. feel bettur suun!
Ai keeps tellin yu; teh best get-well fud is teh hawt ribena!
hawt whut nao? sry. i musta missed sum info… whut’s made of?
Ambercat, izn’t it konsentraited blakberi syrop inna bottl, then yoo add wattter or sumting? I’s sees it inna farmacee
yup, taht’s teh stuff! Iz yumyumyum. Yu can dyloot wit teh hawt oar coled water oar, fore speshul treet, teh fizzee lemonade!
Nawt blakberi – blakcurrint!!! Iz teh yummee.
nummy!!! fanks. nao i hungreh…..
i sry u feelin bad. pull da blankie up an sleeps till u gotz da strenth agin… wen u better, i bring u a PILE ov cheezburgers!!!
Marie Osmond cat is about to hit teh deck…
Itz teh smoak, I swarez.
“AYe haz dis medikul prawblum – wen Aye furgit to breev, Aye pass owt. Iz ok, Aye haz medisin fur it.”
Deer ABC channul – Iz nawt noos, pls to stawp commershuls fur yur sho during noos tiem ktxbai!
B!
Hey ai has taht medikul problm tu! If ai stawp breevin, ai pass owt! Did nut reelise ju cud get teh medsin for it, ai goze tu mai doktor rite nao!
In related noos – if ai don’t eet stuff, ai getz hungree, an if ai goze owt in winter wivout teh clothsies, ai gets cold!
An if Ai donut sleep Ai wunt to keel ebberywun wit a big ax! An tehn has an arfternoony nap.
Careful kitteh…doan moonwalk off da tablol!
Jon Travulta’s kitteh…. struts.
Bryan Setzer kitteh strutz. John Travolta kitteh hussels.
o u can tel bi teh wai i yooz ma wawk i’s a ladey’s cat, a feelyn Kassanovuh…
hehe
git a shoo frown at meh bi a meen o man
I git mai dinnr frum a garbaj kan………..
Meow
strai kat strut, i’ma ladeez cat….
Teho, ai hates tu disagree wiv u …. ackshully taht’s a lie. Ai got no problm wiv it. NEwai, is ackshully Simpson’s refrens, when Bart kisses a girl for teh first taim. He ses “Teh only ting to do nao …. is strut” an tehn they plays teh intro to Stayin Alive.
ok, i see wut yr doin ther. butt stil.
i doan bothr chaysin miec arown (ohno)…
Stayin Aliiiive!
Denny Terrio kitteh taut Jon Travulta kitteh to dance!
…an he cans teech u, too!
Fredkitteh, tired of waiting for gingerkitteh, starts a solo number.
Gingerkitteh haz 2 put on swirlee skrit, N hi heels and laern 2 danse backwrads an she still keep up wit Fredkittteh
hehe
“he gives her class, and she makes him sexy”
Carnt sing, carny dans. Can akt a bit.
danse 10, luks 3.
cause this iz THRILLA!! thrilla night!
no ones gonna save u from beast bout to strike!
u know iz THRILLA!! thrilla night!
ur fightin 4 yur life inside a killa, thrilla toniiiight!!1!
i’m feelin kinda fosse.
I felt fossee wunce….not so grate, akshullee *giggle*
sumtyes i iz fusse as well as fosse!
YAY! This is the happiest thing I’ve seen today.
Danse! Nufin ewse fur mee ta du, jus danse! aw dah bad tymes ai is gowin fru, jus danse…ai gots canded heet in mai heals tanyte bay-beh….yeh yeh yeh….comed on an danse…danse…danse.
Srry. Center Stage is bein wun uf my fayvrit moofies.
mee too!! lubs eet!!
Jameeroquai FTW!
Table kitteh playze air guitar liek a tru jukeboks hero!
Kitteh assumes teh stance, legs wide
eyes clozed and faraway luk on himz face
tail karefully balanzing kitteh
left paw holding de chords – an then . . . an then – WHAM!!!
right paw comes *thundering* down in traedmark Pete Townshend windmill tek-nique!
NO STAREWAI TU HEVVUN!!!!
yeah, kantcha reed the signe?
kitteh luks over to see teh “no starewai tu hevvun” sign . . .
deeniyd!
Kitteh toons his gittar karefully, then turns whut cudda bin mere table-top dansing into true rock op-ra, kitteh-style:
“Evvr sinse I wuz a yung kat,
I plade on this git-tar.
From Soho down to Brighton,
I must’ve plade ‘em al. . . .
. . . .
He plaze by intuition
On the tabel in the hall;
That def, dum, and blind kitteh
Sure plaze a meen git-tar!”
Who sang dat song?
Yes.
???
I fink Who’s on furst.
No, no! ITS “TOMMY” The Pinball Wizard!
Cheezburgers for you, JCH4K – Yoo winz da prize! Yess indeedie it is!
P.S. I’ve bin wonderin’ – sowry 4 de perssonal kwesschun – duz yu rilly haz 4 kitteh? Thassalotta kitteh!
I’m w/JCH4K! Doan care if we’z rong, cuz we noes we’z rite!
so tekniklee, Eltum Jawn?
huh? dat definitly da hu. tommy. pinbawll wizzard.
he gotz sutch a suppil rist…
da hu.
ok akshuly i doan noez wut Eltum’s carictur wuz, bsieds “Local Lad”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073812/
drat.
hao duz u dus dat, teho?? ur amazin.
hey, teho. i has a kweshun. iz dere a way 2 seerch on a purrson name? i sumtimes members i wants 2 knows if sumbuddy replied 2 meh – butt i doan allways members which lolpic… i wanders aroun. sumtime i find it… sumtime nawt…
an nao i has to member “i dans cause i happeh”… dad-blame. whut iffen i forgits???
well u cans alluz serch on yr OWN screenaem, on wutevar webpaej ur on. pres Ctrl-F an tyep in “Teho”… er no, mabey “ittehbittehkitteh”… den clix “Next” til u gets tu coment wher derz noo repliez.
den go to next powst, lathr rinss repeet.
fanku teho!! dat wurks in eesh lolpic… butt it duznt open all da lolpics, so i still gotz 2 racks mah branes (nawt pretteh)… butt at leest dat halp meh part-way!!
Courtesy of Wikipedia, ov course
Tommy is the first of The Who’s two full-scale rock operas (the second being Quadrophenia), and the first musical work explicitly billed as a rock opera. In some older publications it is called Tommy (1914–1984). Released in 1969, the opera was composed by Who guitarist Pete Townshend, with two tracks contributed by Who bassist John Entwistle and one fictitiously attributed to Who drummer Keith Moon, though actually written by Townshend.[1] An earlier song by blues artist Sonny Boy Williamson II was also incorporated into the opera.
Kim – You sayed “Who sang taht song? Yes. ???” I thot you were asking if the group YES did it. I see now you were asking if it were THE WHO. That’s why I said “no, no.”
And Cassidy – yours had not appeared yet when I started writing mine – but you clearly said Who had done it as well. But of coarse, it is “THE” Who . . .nawt just Who.
But you two clearly get the credit for guessing it as well.
Curiouslee, there is a link from YES to THE WHO.
Yes was formed in 1968 by vocalist Jon Anderson and bassist Chris Squire. . . After the breakup of The Syn, Squire spent a year developing his bass-playing technique, influenced by The Who’s bassist, John Entwistle.
gremlin – no problem – Ai nawt mind at awl. Yes, ai reelee do has 4 kittehs – and yes – it is rather a lot ov kittehs. Barney, Fiona, Fin (Glorfindel) and Cinders. Ai didn’t go and get them – they found their way to mee. Barney furst appeared on a dark and stormy nite, with lighting crashing awl around – rite after mai Dad died. I wrote a rather lengthy storee about him a while back. Ai will trai to find it fur u if you like.
Fin and Fiona were born to a hoamless stay kitteh in our truck shed a week befoar mai Dad died. Mai sister took the mama cat and otter two bebehs. Cinders was a foster cat.
Fank yoo, Janet, but I wuz jes beein silleez. I did noez dat it wuz frum Tommy, by teh Who, but I wuz reelee re-furrin 2 teh “Who’s on First” Abbott an Costello rooteen. Berry funnee bitt!
We neber noez whut we kan lurn on dis syte! Fanks fur teh rock historee infoez!
Well – yes – u were doing a particularlee fine double ref. But alas, urs was nawt up yet when ai roted mine. So ai felt a liddle sillee when my comment appeared – and then there wuz yours, ahead of mine! The “no, no” was aimed at Kim, cuz ai thot she wuz saying the “Yes” did it.
Butt – awl in awl – ai think we were AWL prettee gud!
And no Smoke on teh Water eeder!
Or Free Berd.
Oar Layla oar Hotel Calimafornia. An DEFFINITLEE no dyooling wit teh banjos!
How bowt droolin?
freebird!
freebird! wooooooooooo
whut izit yu awl wanna heer?
FREEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRDDD!!!!!!
ooo yea
i can has free bird…
…to have eated?
Mah kitteh TJ aktualy kaut mah birdah todai!
Rite outta mid air, hims gwabed hims wif teh wings purrfectly folded next to the body. Aye doan no hao he dids it.
Aye skreem, TJ let go, birdah fluu bak to hims cage.
Aye fink teh birdeh habs 9 libes!
Mah bad. Nawt TJ’s falt.
Butts, TJ no can nom members ov teh fambly.
Janet – I wud luv to see original post abowt arrival uf yur kitteh Barney.
Fur meself, I am saddly between kittehs these daiz. Last wun wuz big orinj tabby boy (22-pounder) who broek my hart when he passed at riep old age of 17 (he wuz the diabetic – 2 shots of insulin per day, for 6 yeers; an he hated all peeps exxcept me & my partner, so nobuddy els culd give him hims shots; ai didn’t travel much for those 6 yrs unless de big kitteh went along).
Nevver thot I culd luv a big fuzz-ball so much as that. Himz name was (yoo guessed it) Gremlin. The orinj wunz is poyzen, they say – I say the orinz wuns is hart-brakers! Whiel I think I cud luv any culler of kitteh, my hart haz spechsul place for de orinj wuns!
Three yeers sinz that sad day – still grieving, mebbe soon reddee to give *luvving* hoem to luckeh kitteh . . . or two . . . or three . . . or more! Only two things I’ve alwayz known about meself – wanted to be a writer, and luvved kittehs with all my hart. In these kitteh-less dayze, I come heer to see pix of other peepil’s pretteh kittehs. Veree luckee peeps to have such wunnerful kittehs! Iz my daily (or menneh tiemx daily) does of kitteh for someone in seeryous kitteh-withdrawel.
Luvz dese funneh kittehs, keep ‘em comin!
Romeow – I agree, “no can nom members ov teh fambly” iz a gud rule fer famblies, no matter how dissfunkshonal they may be!
I sorry, Gremlin. I hopes yu git anudder Kitteh to lurve soon.
{{{{Gremlin}}}}
Thank-yoo, Miss Dawn. Me too! Like JCH4K, purrhaps wun in need will wander into my lief at juss the riet time.
Ther iz a karma abowt deze kinz of tings. I bleeves it.
But ennyway – teh spirit of Gremlin lives on in the Interwebs! I will carree hiz name.
And so I wriet in honor of de big-hearted, wunnerful kittehs who wuz luvved an lost everywhers
o gremlin – u haz maed mee crai – reel teerz r runnin down mai fayce. Ai know just hao much u luved yur gremlin. Nawt-cat peepl reelee don’t unnderstand taht we can be totallee madlee in luv with r cats. Ai has troolee luved almoast awl ov mai cats – but sum were -speshul.
Ai’m still in deep moarning fur Florian. He wuz 20 when he died – and was borned in mai bed next to mai leg! Hiz mama Mitzi died at 21 just six weeks befoar he did. That wuz 2 1/2 years ago. Ai still crai when ai think of him. Ai luved Mitzi verree much, too. But she died peacefully in her sleep – awl curled up and happee. Florian wuz veree sick and ai had to taek him to teh vet to be put to sleep. He died in mai arms. Wuz werst . . .ai know it had to be dun . .
When ai find Barney’s storee ai will post it heer. Ai will let you know taht it is heer.
Is amayzint hao – when we thinks r harts r full with the kittehs, thar is always plentee ov room fur moar of them. Cuz there r so meny different luvs and each kitteh gets his speshul wun.
Sowry to maek yu crie, Ms. Janet. My hart-brake: let me show yoo it.
Gremlin had gud long lief fild wit menne advenshoors; but waz veree sik at de en too – I had to kall vet (veree kind ladee) whoo kame to my hows to put him to sleep. Hardess thing I evver did. Cride for daze. Still Criez tinkin bowt it. My hart-beet was lass thing Gremlin herd in dis wurld; an me holdin him, an sayin himz name, and sayin I luv yoo, yoo best kitteh evvur. (My boyfren sez – whatta luckee cat, to be luvved so much; and O that we culd awl die in de armz ov de wun whoo luvz us besst. Dis is wisdom.)
I noes ther is mennee kittehs in need ov gud home; I noes how ai am tho – I luv em with whoel hart, lock stock an barrel! Afrayde of luvvin dat much, an de loss dat coems in de en. (Fren sed to me – datz part of livvin an luvvin – da loozin. Don’ stop luvvin cuz yoo frayde uv de loozin: tink of all dat yoo’d miss. Dat is wisdom too.)
Yor kittehs soun verree spechul, will luk forward to moar storiez of dem. An when I getz anudder kitteh, I will wriet an tell de happeh storeez insted of de sad wunx.
Oh gremlin………now yu’ve maded uz all cri!
Invisible NordicTrack.
catz! iz a kitty cat
n iz danss danss danss
n iz danss danss danss
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat
If you hadn’t posted this, I would have. =)
DansinKitteh no need tux — iz built in.
Kitteh iz happee n danzin cuz him haz teh happee pillz – deyz sittin on teh tabul in teh foreground ov teh piccy.
Kitteh is doin teh danse ov “Ai gots a noo SSRI!”
und nao iz ze tyme on Schprokets
ven ve danze!
Wud u liek tu tuch mai munkee???
Kitteh say
R We not men?
Kitteh say we are Devo
are we not kittehs!
sprockets FTW !!!
dansin with starz kitteh alone…marie osmond faneted.
WALKIN KITTEH
as opposed to WALKEN Kitteh…
or WalkMan kitteh… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4xXpxHXp_s
dis kitteh no need cowbell tho…
i has teh feevur, and teh oanly preskripshun is MOAR katnip
MOAR CATNIP…FTW!
I fink mee an yoo only ones who watch teh SNL
Hitler kitteh dus teh gusestep.
“Spreengtiem fur Kitler und Chermenee!”
Struttin Kitteh iz Struttin
Danss kitteh does the robot.
are we sure he’s not just playing guitar hero ?
Air Guitar Hero, mabeys
Springtime fur Hitler
an Germaniez!
GMTA
Iz a kitler, tho!
“The Producers” ftw!!
Catifornia Uber Alles?
winter for LONDON and FRANNNCEEEEE …
Iz ceremonial cheezburger dans to honor ceiling cat.
For teh ceremonial cheezburger dans . . .
If danz goze well, wil it rain down cheezburgers frum hevven?
If reely, reely gud danzin an Ceiling Cat will share.
Two legs GUD….four legs BAAAAD…
unless it’z not….
in eny case, kitteh walks alone.
Duz kitteh drink alone? Purrfurs to be bai hisself?
George Thoroughgood FTW!
also kipling. da kat dat walk bai hisseff in da wild, wet whirrled cause awl playces r alike 2 him.
kitteh does walk liek egypshun…
cat! *ping* im a kitteh cat!
n i danss, danss, danss n i danss, danss, danss!
n ai meow, meow, meow!
Tuxie kitteh does a victry danz after ridding the world of annoying geckos and cave men
Huzza to da kitteh hoo rescyooz me frum medeyokritee!
not technikly on tabul on protektors
John Catvolta in Caturday Night Fevers
awr mebbe john traLOLta
OK I likes ur name bedder
how bowt Tom Travoltux? iz tu much?
not 2 much at all Teho.
John TraLOlta also known Tom Travoltux, the handsom tuxie tom, nemeses of annoying talking geckos and a danzing phenom, coming soons to a theaterz near U.
BTW, I checked out ur blog u has very purty kittehs.
fankz — but doan fergit teh pyooterz!
nots all teh kittehs is perminunt… we duz the fawsterin. Abby is teh noo gurl riet naow.
pyooterz luk imprezzive, and gud luk with ur nu gurl Abby, fostering is teh wunderful work,
kittehs and kitteh luving humans appreciate muchez, u keeps up teh gud wurk!
Ai don’t do so well with teh fostering. Cinders, now with me fur two years, wuz mai furst foster cat!
Butt ai do admire those hoo can do it sensiblee. Whar wud we – and the poor kittehs – be without them. Therefore, fur this and meny otter reasons, ai admire Teho gratelee!
Cinders are a lucky gurl to has u as a kitteh mommeh, ICHC r a great plaice where Is gets 2 meet such wunderful peeps as u and Teho. I does happi danz with kitteh too.
ai seez uh bottul uff peelz on da tabel wiff kitteh- cood dat be da soorse uff hiz dansing enurgee? Is dis da kitteh happi buzzeh warrm an fuzzeh dans?
Kitteh feelz GUUD!!!
kitteh mowshuns to ceiling cat 2 joyn in happee danse.
Bride-2-B Kitteh: Ohhh, bes bachlerett partee EVEH! Woo-hoo!
Maid uv onner Kitteh: Where can I tuck a buck? Mee-yoo!
Bridezmaid Kitteh: I wanna lapdanz, oveh here! Hay yoo!
Uthur Bridesmaid Kitteh: Tuna jooce-tini zallaroun! Herez to yoo!
lolzor
Kitteh is expressing history of modern danse:
Martha Graham, Martha Graham..
Fosse, Fosse, Twyla, Twyla…
Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd
Madonna, Madonna…
but is all inter… intrero… inside!
ha! hopefooey kitteh doesn’t get inside The Birdcage refrence.
I feel old.
I started singing in my head
“Cat, I’m a kitty cat,
and I dance dance dance,
and I dance dance dance”
Dis kitteh is a TUX… so eye tink he sayin
“I’m just… putting on my top hat, tyin’ up my white tie, brushing off my tails!”
(That prolly makz 3 tails…)
Poleese Ofser: Okey, put ur paw on ur noze an cownt tu fifteen…
Kitteh: Aw jeemony, I not drunked, de car’s jus wobbley.
Cat. I’ma kitty cat. And I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance.
Oh noes…Tom (3 comments abuv meh) beet meh 2 it. V_V
Is OK. Nawt pawsible to has too meny “Cat. I’ma kitteh cat” s.
aaaakshuly…
Nao, Teho – trooth is nawt always required. Remember teh greesing ov teh soshul lolwheelz! Mai deer awld Ant Daisy haz a major flaw – she bleeve taht she must always tell the trooth at awl tiems. Ai tells u – sumtiems it isn’t prittee!
Walk liek an egipshun
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat
cat? i’m a kitty cat. and i dance dance dance, i dance dance dance…
Gayla. Sorry I late.
I says menny prars fur ur famblee.
U is so luckee. Bless ur hart.
<3
Kat
tat iz sum bad dancin.
oh wel, wen u happy, who kares?
basil fawlty kitty has german guests (lets see who gets this reference…)
THEY DON’T LYK IT WEN YU TAWK ABOWT TEH WAR11!!!!!
Fawltee Towes – The Germans
Mai bipedalism. Let me show u it.
If yer bloo
an yu dunno wair to go to
why don yu go wair fashun sitz
Puttin on teh Ritz
OOPHA DOOPHA!!!
dansssss kitteh, danssssss!!!!!!!!!!1!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember when Ulla Dance?….
Ulla Dance Again!!!!!!!!
I reely dans cuz i took sum of doz hapy pillz…