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Gwan! Beet it!
sorry for interloping bonzo gal
) I iz sure u won’t mind…
just n case you all missed it on the last page…..
COLE IS HOME COLE IS HOME COLE IS HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am still doin the happi dance
wiggle wiggle giggle
ok…..noaw back to your regularly scheduled program…..
)
I missed it on the other page, so I”m joining the dance late, but gayla, that’s WONDERFUL news!
*wiggle wiggle wiggle ow*
I can has bak support?
Bravo! Bravo! To Cole and his family!
Iz furry wunnerful newz, Gayla! Menny hugz.
Wen Teho puts nuffin butt a faes, I kant see it. Tu cloas tu dayt.
er… dats weerd. ok, howz dis?
Congradulmalashuns, Gayla! X-treemly gud nooz!!!
Hurray for Cole!! So happy for your family Gayla!!
That is awesome news! Continued good wishes to your family.
happi hurrays fur joo an ur fambli!!
Gayla, that is absolutely wonderful news…..I can’t stop smiling!!! Woohoo!! This is a GOOD day! Thank you so much for sharing!
Gayla,
This is absolutely fantastic news!!! I am so happy for you and your family.
That is FANTASTIC newz Gayla!!!!!!!
*danse of joiz*
So so so so so happeh fur U!
That iz the bestest news!
Deer Gayla – such good, good news. We can all dance with lighter, tripping feet now that this weight of worry has fallen from our shoulders! And I can imagine you and your whole family are just floating about with big grins on your faces.
And how nice for BonzoGal for this wunderful news to come on her watch!
(Going bak now to previous page!)
So happy to hear that Gayla – you must all be so relieved! That has made my morning.
)
I dansed on teh udder page, but I so happy fur yu, I danse some more!
wiggle wiggle jump fur joy!
ai can haz hed ayk?
Hao com u noes wants lovey when ai wants it, then u wants it when ai’m wachin importent soccer match!
yeah! an…can ye bring me a beer too wench?
BONK!
OW!
Oh so sorry honee, i thot u said you wanted a beer and a wrench
lol leaf…….u nawt has to bonk so hard!
Tree OFTEN says….and bring me a beer wench……..cuz he KNOWS that gets him in troubles…… lol
Bizness tyme!!!!
frizkeh kitteh needz some athenshun…
It’s bidness time, oh yeh, it’s bidness tiiiiime…
Flight uf da conchords? ftw??
Dat song is HEELARIUS!!
I dantses ur fursttee cungratulations dantz too it!!!
Yay fur BonzoGal!! Dis ur furst furst, gurl?
soccerz can waits! ai needz lovey NOW
soon we willz be watchin sum “sock her” iffn u dusnint get owtta mah faysse!!!
reeeeeeeeeerrr ftttt fffffft fffffft
Hubbie-Kat, I telled you dis most importunt episode of Days of Our Cheezburger yet…why you want luvvin now? You waits – I no bother you during hoomin footsballs!
Hold still. U gots sum smutch in ur ear. I gits it for u.
What till Uz hear wat Madge tolded me! *kitteh whispers*
I can’ts be desiding which flavor is betta, be buttaskoch or de cream.
An baybbeee u gotz dem boaff … nao cum ovvr heer an giv mee sum shuggah!!1!1!!
yur eyelash. it smells like… like… like… cheezburger!
yu had cheezburger and no shares!!!
we fites to tha bellyroll!
no-no! i wudden duz dat 2 u!! i swares. it nawt cheezburger. it… it… it r kolooone!! if u doan like, i wash it orf. see? i go 2 baffrum an start washin. k??
yoo dun need bafrum!!
en i seez cheez on yur paws!
my mama tole me about meens lyke yu!
~snivle~ yu dun lubs me!!!
Awww, doan b sad, dogbotherer.
There r udder kittehz in teh sandbokx.
Donut lik teh orinj parts– dey iz poysin!
not for orinj kittehz they is immyoon too teh orinj!
Oh gud! Tank yu, Sabrina, fur releefing my anxi.. angzy… my wurries.
why joo gotz to be like dat wen I feeleenk lyk dis?
can’t tawk nao…Footy on…i nebber bovver you when Corrie/eastenders/emmerdale/farandaway/days/oltl/amc is awn!
I am feelin there r sum other frrrrustrated couples round here too! lol
u sed a mouf-full thare, my fren!
Imagine that…The He interested and the She not interested!
Never around here, of course! Heavens, no!
(BTW, I just “borrowed” Johnson442’s account, here. I’m not really him. Honest! Don’t tell him, okay?)
P.S.- Is twin sister going along okay now, too?
Yeahhhh, sumhao dis sceene feelz varee famliyur.
Jus letz me hit teh buttin ona Tivo,
n I’z awl urz – U sexy bawl of Floof!
god bless tivo : )
Romeow
is livin up to
his name.
I was thinkin that too flartus! reeeeeeeeeeeer *winks*
This beautiful sport is called “football” – not “soccer”.
The person who created this was obviously American.
And the cat was quite obviously watching the Blackburn – Liverpool game.
Depends on what country u is in my friend.
americentric cat iz americentric
Hit that one dead on.
americentric cat iz being americentric
(but dont wear pantz or trouserz)
(Rarely do these actually make me laugh out loud, but this one did. I love the look on that cat’s face!)
Woman, Iz nawt tastee or nootrishuss! Nao go wai!
Iz nawt very smart, eether, apparently!
hot lovin’…
do not want (????!!!!!!11)
GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
weeeeel.
summwuns nawt scorin heer.
iz jus sayin
DUDE(ette)!!
in teh lolpic! not yu! is a vry funnee commnt1!
sry!
tehn wai carnt ai sees et?
I kant see Karen’z coment!
it says: GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL
Tihs wuns soartin teh Brits form teh Merkins, wit teh grate Footy/Soccer debate. Hmmm, wher do teh Kiwis an Cananananadians an Ozzies an, an, an AWL teh mennee odder nashunalities, repreesentid awn ICHS, stand awn tihs vytle matteh?
en teh espanglol es fútbol, no sóquer
Speekin as Canajun (eh), we calls Merkin football “football”, and teh other gayme wif teh red cards & dramatic divin’ is “soccer”. ‘Course, den dere’s Canajun football… jist to mayke tings cleer as mudd…
I is Canajun two, an I lyke to appeer sufistikated an well inforrmd wen I sai “soccer….well, it’s really called football, because that’s what the rest of the world calls it. (soopersilliyus snifff)”
Yep…we cawls it “Soccer” formally… I iz offishul card-carryin, paid up memmer of the Soccer Mom Club, complete with station wagon and empty bank account from paying fees for three chilluns playing teh “soccer.” The yungest is three…we startz em yung!
…if yer dad or mum is from UK, u naos itz cawled football properly, or footy, less formully (specially on teebee on teh Sportsnet or TSN)
Grey Cup dis munf! You Canucks naos what dat meens! (for teh CFL!)
Dere iz sokkah an dere iz futbol. Boaf ah gaemz fur ol wimmin an crippills. Teh oanlee gaem too wotch iz rugbee yooneeun. Muzzlesmudge heah is problee wotchin teh fynul twixt ingland an dem uvver peepol.
Wen Ai wuz wit teh Canajun ex, Ai yus to sai awl hims nashunal sports R plaid by wimmin an chillun in Ingerland: Yse hockey Bcoms field hockey an is plaid bye hefty wenches in tiny skurts an big nikkers on teh frozzed skool plain feelds, an iz MUSH moer vishus! Baysbawl Bcoms rownders an iz teh little chilluns sport. And baskitbawl iz teh same as netbawl an, agin, is a gurls sport in Ingerlan.
Jus sain.
Hehe, bery troo! Ai still haz tohs big nikkers sumware….
inz Kanada, we can haz
1) Kanadjun footbal – 3 downs – canz bee hartstoppinglee good
2) NFL footbal – onlee 2 watch- 4 downs- moar runingz
3) sokker- wee laiks it berry mush!
4) rugbee- getz 2 say wurds liaik hooker!
Ozzies larnin to call it futbol. Naow we gots
1) futbol – Rugbee leeeeeeg (runs wiv bol in handses)
2) futbol – Rugbee Yewnyun (runs wiv bol in handses)
3) futbol – Ozzie Ruleses – also noan as Cross Country Ballet
4) futbol wiv da round bol … onlee game where feetses alla time! (soccer)
Futbol-wiv-da-round-bol iz Religion in mai haus.
Teh udder wai ju can spot Ozzie Ruleses – teh shorts are rilly rilly short. An tite.
Jus sayin.
Yu woch it a looooot, Ai taek it?!
Ai is bery intrested in sportz, iz well nown. *snerk*
At leest, awl teh sports rekwirin men to ware teh tinee, tite shawts!
Sackly!! An awlso I am bery fond of teh tennis wen Rafael Nadal takes his shirt awf.
*fans self*
Oof, 2 much purrfume!
Wat happend 2 teh ober stuff U wore?
Eau de Cheezburger – Aye lieked dat won.
Lyin on teh cowch
soakin up a liddul luv
wait, mah show’s bak on!
Dere wil be sum un-
nesessery rufness if
u don’t tern dat off!
Ruffing teh passer!
Alfalfa Cat sings….
“Ahm in teh mood fer luv, simpli becawse yer neer meeeeeee….”
Or perhaps…
Penelope: “Le Mew. Le Purrr”
Pepe le Pew: “Ah, my leetle dahling, eet is love at first sight, is it not, no?”
Penelope: *runs away*
Lolz! Iz me an mah boifren in kittehform! Himz doez dis when himz Patriots playz Merkin footballz. Monday nites are de pleh.
frum a sertin poynt of vyoo, dis is can be very funey coment. http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
OMG. O.M.G. i wil neber see teh football teh same agin.
(i rate yr coment 5 chzbrgrs to the rated R-th power)
aw c’mon – one ov mah favrit costyoom dessiner storees is about Lassie, hoo wuz a laddie, an hao in teh summer teh costyoomer of Lassie,Come Hoam had to maek a goggie merkin!
ah nebber tole yu dat?
Oh. Mai. GOURD.
Ai iz ded. Tu mush laffin.
I agree. OMG.
Funny!
After I followed Teho’s link, the next Google ad invited me to view photos of genital herpes. Coincidence? I think not.
dont folow teh liets.
hmm… sumhao, we iz backs 2 da scrute-ems….
wuz wundrink wen sumwun wood say wut a Merkin reely iz.
Ai laffink too hard!
hey. dat can solves mismatch koller-an-cuff prollem. a purrson colering da hares duznt has 2 werry bout da cautions on da bawks (do not use on etsera). just gets a merkin to match da hed-hare an vwa-la!! blond awl ober… or redd. or brownett. da liddel old ladees can get blu wuns…
ha ha, that’s a cute one
FUTBOL!!!!!
ai wz teh seckshundrid an secksy seckth foter! ai m skared!
d00d, put down teh bong. ur freekin owt.