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don let teh pikshur fool yu - ah ment 2 do taht!
hehe. hyoomins maeks noyse wen tehy fawl ober.
*snikr*
Even if they falls over in teh woods?
wut if no kittehs are tehre 2 heer?
whut if awl teh kittehs r whyte?
Kittehs can heer can openurs from great distances, so if hyoomins carries can openurs wif them in teh woods and rember to turn on can openur when they falls, then kittehs will heer them.
REI kitteh from a few days ago can maybe recommend good outdoor enthoosiast model of wood-burning can-openur for woods-walking-in-and-falling-over hyoomins.
Eye leiks it!
Yay - cSmall - wunderful premier comment. Whut kin we danse fur u - sumthing withawt teh amayzing costyumes - u shudn’t has to werk fur yur awn danse.
Tho - we cud has - “cum as u r” - whar everybuddy has to tell us whut tehy r wearin to ur dnase ov choyce.
I’ll start. Ai’m wearing black pants and a black “Hofbraeuhaus Muenchen” sweatshirt with whyte print - cuz has turned cold and windee heer in Mishigun *poynts to palm*
akshully, ah wuz thinkin ‘ring-aroun-teh-rosie’, cuz we can awl fawl down*hehe*
ah has teh (not-denim-bcawse-tehrs-stretch-inem-gddmt!!!!) jeens ana tee wif a swedder, cawse iz cowld in NYC todai
ai lik da fawlin down parts!!!
*thud*
*flail*
*danse* (fur sum valoo uv dansing)
In da kakkee capree lenf pantses an da blak turble nek an blak swet shurt wif a zipper on and mai speshul hand/rist warmerz dat mai b/f nitted fur me - cuz itz cold heer in Seabble, too! An mai offise iz nawt heeted yet!
an teh 2nd twin iz not 2nd!
happee danse… bailarĂ© flamenco bc im wearin teh stripey vest dat my Spanish frend gav me.
d’oh! but i dont know how to danse… mebbe ill just put teh music on reel quiet in teh office an snap mai fingers
We use to hab partee lyke dis. Call up frends,an dey MUST ware wut dey hab on (wen u talke tu dem), tu de partee. Funee!
Iz doin yard werk todai. I haz awn mai jeanz, 2 sweatshirtz an uglee smellee shooz.
I haz mai “I voted” sticker awn too.
Doin mai procrastinatin danz…Iz git to it later, jus lyke yard werk.
Hee hee. Iz alwaiz doin teh ‘later’ dans.
I has on mah jeens, swetshirt wut say Saint Mary’s, ober turtlolneck, cuz we hab furst sno floorees todai in Peetsburger!
Iz warin blk swetpantz, turkleneck and heavy sweter, partly cuz cold here, mostly cuz new bebe kitteh keep climin up me!
“danse wif bebeh on shoulder”
cong rats cSmall!
Ay’ll dans wif u warin mai green (loa-slung) pants ana cozee brown sweter. Ay’m in mai offiss but aluss kold in heer cuz mai cowerker vary big gy an lubs to keep ofiss kold.
Mebbe wee cans warmupp bai dansing fasst!
HAPPI DANSE !
WIGGLE 2 DA RT,
WIGGLE 2 DA LFT,
TIPPI-TOE, TIPPI-TOE RT,
TIPPI-TOE, TIPPI-TOE LFT,
ARMS UP OVER HED, TIPPI-TOE SPINZ RT
WIGGLE,WIGGLE
ARMS UP, TIPPI-TOE SPINS LFT,
WIGLE,WW-I-I-G-G-G-L-L-E–OOPS !
DIZZY ! OOOOFFFFS WHAMP!
OK-HOWD I GET ON A FLOR ? WAS DOING GR8 CORE-CHORI-UM-DANSIN !
IN MY BRIGHT PINK CROCS, WID MY XHOTIK AFRICN PRINT MUU-MUU, AND MY RED SATIN PJ BOTTOMS, CUZ IZE FREEZIN HERE IN SOCAL !
Wow! *bogguls wiff admurashun at teh enurgee!*
thank yu awl - it was a vry nyce dans!
anweawlfawlDOWN!
oopz ai is lately ur teh danse, i goin tru menopawz sew ai iz bery hawt……an iz nite noaw but iz waz 73 or sew todai sew ai wazbery hawt……an i weered a shortly skurt an heelz ( iz bery easi fur me to fawl dawn weerin dose) an a satiny shurt…..
*danse danse danses*
spin n spin an spin an spin
an fawlz down owie…
srry I is late too dants.
I is werrin mah obbersized watchplaid floorlength gown.
I dantses fur u.
I been fallded down!
I be wearin a sweatshurt, short-sleev top, jeens, soks an slipprs. Mai room be chilleh, but I dun wanna turn teh heet on cuz then it get tooo hawt.
petz start to look liek der kitteh ownrz aftr sam taym
I jest memeberded i’z poysin…sorry bowt dat!
mew it! naow ai has ta train noo hooman tu bring da cheezburgers
Youz gotz some stinky feets…
http://www.wannasmile.com
dang beat me to it
yer feet they haz steeenk. bleergh
I may be poyzin
But yer big ol stankee feetz
Haz shur gots me beetz.
An sum of da harriest legs I eber seed on a hoomin!
I saw dat too - is dat a hoomin, or an orangootan?
wuz wundrin if he maked teh leg wormers outta udder kittehs…in dat case the poysin-indooced homeeside is be justeefyed!
orangootans r alsew oranj and airgoh, poyson
sorta liek dat hyoomunz legs - poyson fur shur
no kitteh shuld haf to luk at uglee hairry legs lik dat
yah i wuz wunderin dat mahself. mai hooman fur, let me shoe yoo it.
muchly leg hair, DO NOT WANT.
Wai he wearin lampshade on steenkee feetz?
naw. better yet. he has hiz beeg old feets on da kowch — on da kowch-ARM, if u pleez — wher da smell go awl ober da rum. kitteh’s eyses is burnin. dats wai he rubbin dem.
we better cawl kitteh protektiv servis. dat guys gonna kill dat kat….
an by da way, we mite wanna cawl slolth protektic servis. dats hu r on hiz legs. poor slolth r w-a-y 2 close 2 da feets…
awwwww kitteh… [DOUBLETAKE] wut teh…?
i fink kitn is sez MAI AIZ! I CANOT UNSEE WUT I JUS SAW!!!
lawd hab mercy on meh sowls!
Yus. Extreem Hary Legzies ™.
we culd tkeup a collecshun to send man to salon for leg waxing … prolly needs chest and back waxing too. no worries, won’t hurt a bit dude
Dis is tewtally trew, sins it wil be hurtsing lotses.
an taht’s Bfore tehy eben START on teh craksaknbak!
Wut makz u so shur its a man leg? Heh!
huuman be stealing mai fur!!
fuzziest hyoomin EVAR!!!
(insert Robin Willyums joke heer)
kitteh says, ykes man, yous got moor hairie legges then i do
MAI gORD! THAT IS A HAIRY LEG………….yikes. maI EYES mAI EYES!
it me or dat guy rly furry?
Holy cow, lady….shave yur legz, will ya!
yah - yikes! she’ll need a weed wakker!
ROFL!
LAFF LAFF LAFF
kitteh say: this is NOT the european way of shecksy girl…definitly not hippie chic
*facepaw*
Ai cudda had cheezburgers wid mai V-8!
Ironiklee, mah kitteh LUVS V-8. I cans not has it wifout some kind of lid on teh cup, becuz he puts his faes way down in and lik lik liks it. Do not want!
u nawt sharezez ?????? kitteh bringz u HIZ catchezez, y u nawt sharezez ur V8????
Good LAWD looky at those leg-carpets!
I iz at da foot of your bed prayen for yer sins
and a good waxing!
nudda good wun
Kitteh iz disgustd by teh Sasquatch….
kitteh wunners hao Saskwatchee’s yello sno cones got taht wai…
monster inc ref FTW!
Oh noes, nawt agin….
A litl tu much nip, an I wakes up wiht sum harey stranjr…