ai haz a wunnerful tymes at ur fine an sillies tea pawrties,

goodbye

I don’t have the attention at this hour to read every post on here so I don’t know if I am being redundant , so apologies.

I have been through a 12 step program. I am an addictive purrsonality, not to mention other stuff.

I SEE NOTHING OFFENSIVE ABOUT THIS THREAD WHATSO-FREEKING EVER!!!!!!

Just kind of wasn’t terribly interested cause walruses don’t do much for me.

LOL.

I just wanted too throw in my two cents worth.

Seemed liek a good idee at the time…

Coincidennce? may be, may be knot…

k. we needs xpert on da mareen aminals.

howmevver da insultin eech uvvers shud storp. der r so menny causes we cant wurks on dem awll. we can save da wales. or cure aids. or feed da starvin kids. or storp da war. or storp glowball warmin. or — whatevs. butt eech hyooming bean cant b involv in ever singel cause. we onlee got so mutch time on dis plannit, onlee so mutch resorce, onlee so mutch energeh. even if we cud b involv in everfing – we cudden agree on da soluushun!! we picks our causes. an we orta respek da choices uvvers maked.

hope dis r nawt a long wun. uvverwise i luk like a hypok… hippoc… 2-fayce.

When I was a kidlet, I argued with my brother a lot…. like I was gonna be able to change his mind. Never worked. Now we don’t bother to argue when we know the other’s position isn’t going to change. Saves us time and energy.

I am offended because this relates to:
___ sex
___ death
___ drugs
___ warefare
___ work
___ violence
___ religion

den 1- we knows dey iz offended. den 2 – we duznt getz da doct- dissert- l-o-n-g postehs an ebn l-o-n-g-e-r- rebutts. den 3 – da wuns as iznt offended can still play an makes jokes.

sound gud 2 ennybuddy?

In Chicago dere libbed a yung lass….

ov coawrse yu can has nu job, rite? so not 2b worried aboot yer tyme at tihs wun?

TYVM for teh lolversion; Ai iz emailing 2 myze 82 yr young daddykitteh; he wil lubs it!

Verrr nyce!

AI fink dis is mah sekund or fird 1. Ai rememberz doin Silverstein a wyl bak n Eliot as well. Ai can has histree ov commentz? WordPress apprentlee dont do dat.:(

R there enuf ov us nao to – wud a collekshun ov LOLcat poetree sell? Teh pawsibilities r dazzling!

Mai favoriet is Heinrich Heine’s “Die Feindlichen Brueder.” Is very dramatic.

Oben auf des Berges Spitze
Liegt das Schloß in Nacht gehüllt;
Doch im Tale leuchten Blitze,
Helle Schwerter klirren wild.

Das sind Brüder, die dort fechten
Grimmen Zweikampf, wutentbrannt.
Sprich, warum die Brüder rechten
Mit dem Schwerte in der Hand?

Gräfin Lauras Augenfunken
Zündeten den Brüderstreit.
Beide glühen liebestrunken
Für die adlig holde Maid. and meny other verses.

Short storee. The castle on the top ov teh mountain is shrouded in darkness, but in the vallee below, swords are flashing and sparking in the darkness. Two brothers are fighting for the hand of teh beyootiful Countess Laura. The sparks from her eyes kindled the brothers fight – both are glowing, drunk with love, for the byootiful noble maiden.

The brothers, of course, kill each other. Many hundreds of years pass, many generations are now in their graves. The deserted castle castle looks with sadness down into the valley for at night, when the midnight hour arrives – the brothers are down there, fighting still..

Of course – this has nothing to do with LOLruses. Oh, well

Ai can awnlee echo almoast everywun thar – “POOR KITTEH!”

He purrfurs to keep hiz geenyooseetood hidden under a BUKKIT!!