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  1. Opium says:

    HAH! Aw, de poor lil lolruses. :(
    heh lil

  2. Jack Deth says:

    Mennee feengz arz mayd 2
    B lawst. A shynee Buckitt
    iz nawt wun ub dem

    Jack.

  3. SJ says:

    We haz twelv flipper program fur rekuvery

    • serra says:

      1-admit to powerl.. lack of power
      2-ceiling kitteh is greater power
      3-ceiling kitteh can help
      4-admit te having problem
      5…

      • elfinugget says:

        I was in one of those holistic/alternative bookstore places, I found a book on Religious Addiction. I wonder if this is a twelve-step process, that involves placing faith in a higher power?

        *hummmmmm*

      • Kristen says:

        akshully, teh rest of teh stepz as followz:

        4. make surching and feerless inventory of howse (to see if bukkit not just mizplaced)
        5. admit to ceiling kat, to lolself, and to nother lolrus teh nature of teh bukket
        6. became entirely reddy to liv wifout bukkit
        7. humbly asked ceiling cat to return bukkit, but only if it is ceiling cat’s will
        8. made a list of all lolruses and hyoomins we harmed beecuz we thot dey had stoled our bukkit
        9. made direkt amendz to dem
        10. continued to take personal inventory of howse just in case it return
        11. closer relayshunship wif ceiling cat
        12. help other lolruses to rekover

        • CrazyOldLady says:

          Kristen! dat wuz perfik! p.s…..howz Beela doin?

        • turtlol says:

          Kristen, dis iz so perfect, u did a gud thing! Ai iz membr of 12 step program and theze iz da best otter stepz Ai evr seez! Ai hopez nowun is offended by dese…
          TYVM for giving mez a smyle 2-day. Ai needs that!

          • KittehLurve says:

            hee hee! sumwun will bee offended – sumwun allays iz. hoomin naichur. can lolruses climb steps? mebee maek dem smallr steps….hafta chaynj everting for everwun nao…
            moar offenss. Hee!

            • ittehbittehkitteh says:

              ok. if sumbuddy offended, mebbe we awl has agreemint. we makes a chexlist an offended purrson chex da fing closest.

              I am offended because this relates to:
              ___ sex
              ___ death
              ___ drugs
              ___ warefare
              ___ work
              ___ violence
              ___ religion

              den 1- we knows dey iz offended. den 2 – we duznt getz da doct- dissert- l-o-n-g postehs an ebn l-o-n-g-e-r- rebutts. den 3 – da wuns as iznt offended can still play an makes jokes.

              sound gud 2 ennybuddy?

            • D Marie says:

              I was thinking about this yesterday. Simple statements have sufficed before. All that needs saying is “I am offended by (fill in blank with short explanation) Then people can either agree or agree to disagree. If lots of people agree, then Cheez an Tofu can take appropriate action. If not a lot agree, then the case has been stated. Agreement can be “me too” posts or burger votes. Disagreement = silence.

              When I was a kidlet, I argued with my brother a lot…. like I was gonna be able to change his mind. Never worked. Now we don’t bother to argue when we know the other’s position isn’t going to change. Saves us time and energy.

            • ittehbittehkitteh says:

              fanku, d marie. i fink da best way 2 change sumbuddys mind is 2 let him change it hisseff. if u want to bring peepel on bord wif u – make dem lurve ur cause. den dey gonna JUMP on it cause dey r awll xcited bout it. dat wud b wunnerfull if dis site make a diffrence in da whirrled. if nawt – dis r comedy. just laff an u feel betterer.

              howmevver da insultin eech uvvers shud storp. der r so menny causes we cant wurks on dem awll. we can save da wales. or cure aids. or feed da starvin kids. or storp da war. or storp glowball warmin. or — whatevs. butt eech hyooming bean cant b involv in ever singel cause. we onlee got so mutch time on dis plannit, onlee so mutch resorce, onlee so mutch energeh. even if we cud b involv in everfing – we cudden agree on da soluushun!! we picks our causes. an we orta respek da choices uvvers maked.

              hope dis r nawt a long wun. uvverwise i luk like a hypok… hippoc… 2-fayce.

            • Kathleen says:

              OK, LOLers.

              I don’t have the attention at this hour to read every post on here so I don’t know if I am being redundant , so apologies.

              I have been through a 12 step program. I am an addictive purrsonality, not to mention other stuff.

              I SEE NOTHING OFFENSIVE ABOUT THIS THREAD WHATSO-FREEKING EVER!!!!!!

              Just kind of wasn’t terribly interested cause walruses don’t do much for me.

              LOL.

              I just wanted too throw in my two cents worth.

            • sally says:

              oh ai seez taht tomorry iz nawt anodder dai,

              ai haz a wunnerful tymes at ur fine an sillies tea pawrties,

              goodbye

        • anne says:

          win win you win, you ftw, i can’t click the 5 cheesburger enough 4 dis

          (p.s. ur all over teh steps! you can has addicshun? ;)

    • Lucy says:

      Dis da bukkit losers’ group

      Big lolrus say “Mai name r lolrus p tusks n I r bukketloser!”

      *Groups say “Hi Lolrus”

      Littlelolrus say “I R not bukkit loser. Minez waz blu an sum stoopy hoomin took it!

      *Group say “Gotta admit uz got problem!”

      Littlelolrus: I gotz problem!! Srsly!! Stoopy hoomins keepz takin my bukkit!

      • mystique says:

        oh hehehe lucee deez was sew funneh!!

      • cSmall says:

        liddl lolrus: well, FYNE! ah’ll jus go fyn sum heffalump seelols – tehy’ll unnerstan me!!

        (puts hedfones wif Evanesense on an stowomps owt)

      • paws4thot says:

        I haz prawblem. Dehr R 3 blu bukkits in dihs offis, and nun ob dehm R mien! I not noze wehr dehy komz frawm, an dehr R no LOLruses lib neer heir eidah!

        • SJ says:

          paws4thot, iz okai tu admit ju has compulsiv bukkit theft problm. Ju is amung frenz. Denile of teh teevin is nawt helpin ju in teh lawng term. Ju needz to accept taht ju has dun tihs an we can help suppawt ur rehbil…. rhubbbli… rehabal… gettin bedder.

  4. Kitilechat says:

    But still, wan bukkit – waah!

  5. Kallandar says:

    Hai thar, mah nayme is t3h Bowbz
    Eye lawst mah bukkit wen a widdle gurl stowled it prom me

  6. Beanie says:

    Hai. Iz a lolrus an iz a buhkit-hollic…

  7. AJ says:

    Dat pic offendz mee az a lolruhz, a bukkit-lozer, end a groop!

  8. Jodie says:

    Hi, my name is lolrus…

  9. mumrik says:

    youze bukkit wuz bloo tew, huh?

    i kan has KONSIPRUHSEE?

  10. Samuel says:

    Please, give to the lolrus “I can has bukket” campaign.

    Thousands of Lolrus’ are born every year, without their own bukket. These lolrus need our support.

    Help a Lolrus find his bukket today – donate generously.

  11. Menopaws says:

    “Mai name be LoLly … an I be a bukkaholic.”

    “Hai, LoLly!”

    “I needz to share … mai bukkit; ah mournz it …” *begins uncontrollable sobbing … three Lolruses getz up an they has a group hug* (((HUG)))

    (P.S. I not be making fun of 12 step programs ‘cos they are very GUD tings wot helpz manee manee peeps! So yay for 12 steppers! I admirez u…)

  12. Brandon_ha says:

    Toss in a blue bukit and watch em brawl.

  13. Lovecat says:

    Fangs fr all ur suport, mai frens!

  14. Mizhizzyfitz says:

    Teh funneeze they doan gotz me…PASS. Big fat lolrus jes reminz me I gotz to go ona dyet ana hab mai teef kleened…..gggrrrruummbbblll

  15. Mizhizzyfitz says:

    Mai goggie thinks him isa kitteh. Him use teh letter boxes. Pretty kool akshulee. Doan hab to walk himz so muches…

  16. Ramlyburger Cat says:

    isnt the original lolrus ded? :(

  17. Flartus says:

    Lolrus grupe hugging
    Shud never get owt of hand:
    U’ll poke an aye owt!

  18. Lolrus… teh only aminimal taht kumz with hiz own kanopener.
    Tink uf teh gushyfud oppertuoonities!

  19. Carolyn says:

    Bukkit anonimouse.

  20. serra says:

    teh pink elefant of lala-land is no more… now we have blue bukkits of lol-land

  21. greytexplorer says:

    i heerz Elaine tawkkin: i dunno how u guise wawk aroun wif doz thingz

  22. mystique says:

    oh hai iz in yer supprt grp…gibbin all dah recuvreez flashbakz…

  23. teenie says:

    kumpleatly OT, but…

    Paging Stend!

    I goed 2 a membrship wayrhowse lass nyte (wont say wich wun) en at teh chekowt owr kasheer wuz a man wif lotsa eeringz en um…how 2 say dis? he wuz kynda ladeelyke in himz mannerizmz. I reeded himz naymtag, en it sayd
    “CHAZ, frunt end attendint”

    …insert joke heer!

  24. 343GuiltySpark says:

    mai mourning, let me shoe yoo it.

    i’m rite der wif ya, buddee.

    oh nooooo i cannoh beleev i dun loss bukkit!

    calm down ebberybodee. now plz to be finishin yor art therapee projecks.

  25. Patrick says:

    I’z not onlee teh prezuhdunt ov teh Bloobukkit Klub 4 Lolruses…I’z awlso a clyunt.

  26. typingisnotactivism says:

    iz poaster foar teh noo Robert Rodriguez/ Quentin Tarantino flik:

    Nyte ov Thee Myootant Slug Vampyrez: Bukkitz ov Blud

  27. Ivory Bill says:

    Note to da oysterzez:

    Iffen u seez wun ub theez guyz wif a carpintir, DO NOT FOLLOWZ DEM!!1!11!

    • mal'ree says:

      Alice in Wonderland ref FTW!! I oose to reshite dis poem to newon hoo wud leesen to me…knot bery menee peeplez wud, tho…makeded me sad. :(

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Ai wud lissen. Ai luvs to recite poetree. Hard to maek peeple lissen tho. Ai wunz tryied to get mai famblee to have poetree nites – when everwun wud memorize a poem and recite it? Wuz nawt a grate success, akshullee!

        Mai favoriet is Heinrich Heine’s “Die Feindlichen Brueder.” Is very dramatic.

        Oben auf des Berges Spitze
        Liegt das Schloß in Nacht gehüllt;
        Doch im Tale leuchten Blitze,
        Helle Schwerter klirren wild.

        Das sind Brüder, die dort fechten
        Grimmen Zweikampf, wutentbrannt.
        Sprich, warum die Brüder rechten
        Mit dem Schwerte in der Hand?

        Gräfin Lauras Augenfunken
        Zündeten den Brüderstreit.
        Beide glühen liebestrunken
        Für die adlig holde Maid. and meny other verses.

        Short storee. The castle on the top ov teh mountain is shrouded in darkness, but in the vallee below, swords are flashing and sparking in the darkness. Two brothers are fighting for the hand of teh beyootiful Countess Laura. The sparks from her eyes kindled the brothers fight – both are glowing, drunk with love, for the byootiful noble maiden.

        The brothers, of course, kill each other. Many hundreds of years pass, many generations are now in their graves. The deserted castle castle looks with sadness down into the valley for at night, when the midnight hour arrives – the brothers are down there, fighting still..

        Of course – this has nothing to do with LOLruses. Oh, well

    • Patrick says:

      Lewis Carroll (or is dat Carrlol?) FTW!!1!!!elebentyone!!!!

      Teh sun wuz shinnin on teh C,
      Shinnin wit awl hims myt:
      Him can did hims veree bestest 2 mayk
      Teh billos smoof n bryt–
      N dis wuz odd, cos it b
      Teh middl ov teh nitey-nites.

      Teh moon wuz shinnin sulkily,
      Cos her thot teh sun
      Had got no bidnes 2 b dere
      After teh dai wuz dun–
      “Tis veree rood ov hims,” her sed,
      “2 com n spoyl teh fun!”

      Teh C wuz wet as wet culd b,
      Teh catsands wer drai as drai.
      U culd nawt c a cloud, cos
      No cloud wuz in teh sky:
      No birdz wuz flyin ovrhed–
      Dere wuz no birds 2 fly.

      Teh Lolrus n teh Hoomin
      Wuz walkin clos at han;
      Dey mounrzd lyk n-e-ting 2 c
      Such quant…kwant…maneez catsand:
      “If dis wuz onlee skoopd awai,”
      Dey sed, “it wood b grand!”

      “If 7 maids can has 7 skoopz
      Skoopt it 4 haf a yeer.
      Does u spose,” teh Lolrus sed,
      “Dat dey culd get it cleer?”
      “Ai dowt it,” sed teh Hoomin,
      N hims cryeded a bitter tear.

      “O Oysturs, come n walk wit us!”
      Teh Lolrus did b’seech.
      “A plesnt walkies, a plesnt tawlk,
      Alowng teh brinee beech:
      We can has no maor den 4?,
      We can gibs hand 2 eech?”

      Teh oldy Oystur lukd at him,
      But nevr a wurd him sed:
      Teh oldy Oystur winkd hims I,
      N shuk hims hevee hed–
      Meening 2 sai leeve the oystur bed – DO NOT WANT!

      But 4 baybee Oysturs hurryd up,
      Awl eagr 4 teh treetz:
      Thems cotes wuz brushd, thems faces washd,
      Dere shoos wuz cleen n neet–
      N dis wuz odd, cos, u noes,
      Dem has no feets.

      4 ovver Oysturs fawlod dem,
      N yet anudder 4;
      N thick n fast dey caym at last,
      N more, n more, n more–
      Awl hoppin thru teh frothee wayvs,
      N scramblin 2 teh shor.

      Teh Lolrus n teh Hoomin
      Can has walkies 4 a myl or so,
      N den dey restd awn a rawk
      Conven..Konveen…veree ez n lo:
      N awl teh lil Oysturs stood
      N waytd n a row.

      “Teh tym has come,” teh Lolrus sed,
      “2 tawlk ov manee tings:
      Ov shoos–n ships–n Ceilingcat-wax–
      Ov cabbijus–n kings–
      And why teh C is boiling hot–
      N whevver pigs can has weengs.”

      “But wayt a bit,” teh Oysturs cryd,
      “B4 we can has our chat;
      4 sum ov us is owt ov breth,
      N awl ov us is teh fat!”
      “No hurry!” sed teh Hoomin.
      Dey kthxbai him much 4 dat.

      “We can has bred?,” teh Lolrus sed,
      “dat’s wut we cheeflee needs:
      Pepper n vinegar besydz
      Is very gud indeed–
      Nao if ur redee, Oysturs deer,
      We can begin 2 nom-nom-nom.”

      “But nawt on us!” teh Oysturs cryded,
      Turnin a lil bloo.
      “Aftr such kindness, dat wuld b
      A dismal ting 2 do!”
      “Teh nyte is fyn,” teh Lolrus sed.
      “Do u admyr teh vyoo?

      “It wuz so kynd ov u 2 come!
      N u is veree nys!”
      Teh Hoomin sed nawthing but
      “I can has anover slys?
      I wish u were nawt kwyt so def–
      I’ve had 2 aks u twice!”

      “It b a shaym,” teh Lolrus sed,
      “2 plai dem such a trik,
      Aftr we’ve brot dem owt so far,
      N maded dem trot so qwik!”
      Teh Hoomin sed nuffin but
      “Teh butterz spred 2 thik!”

      “I weep 4 u,” teh Lolrus sed:
      “I deeplee symp…simp…unnerstenz.”
      Wit sobs n teers him sortd owt
      Dose ov teh larjist syz,
      Holdin hims tishoo
      B4 hims streemin eyez.

      “O Oysturs,” sed teh Hoomin,
      “U did has a pleasunt run!
      Shal we b trottin hoam agin?’
      But ansur caym dere none–
      N dis wuz scarsly odd, cos
      Dey’d nom-nom-nom-nommed ebbry1.

      • SJ says:

        Patrick I applawd ju an hope taht ur awfiss has a bery liberul pollycee awn privit use of teh innernet jurin awfiss hours.

      • Teho says:

        howly craps, dat tuk sum effart!
        [UHPLAWS]

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Ai think u r receiving a standin O fur this wun, Patrick. This is wun fur r historee/literachur colleckshun. Hoo’s in charge ov that?

          R there enuf ov us nao to – wud a collekshun ov LOLcat poetree sell? Teh pawsibilities r dazzling!

          • Patrick says:

            Fank yoo 4 teh com…kom…niec fings bein sed. Ai instanlee thot ov “The Walrus And The Carpenter” pome wen ai sawed teh comment abov. Ai has nuffink 2 do ryte nao so ai has teh tyme 2 do eet. It wood taek sum tyme but ai betz we can awl do lolcat poetree. Just has 2 taek a pome n translayt 2 lolcatspeek.

            AI fink dis is mah sekund or fird 1. Ai rememberz doin Silverstein a wyl bak n Eliot as well. Ai can has histree ov commentz? WordPress apprentlee dont do dat.:(

            • turtlol says:

              Patrick, ur AWESUM! Wun of myn fav’ryte poems that Daddykitteh used to say to uz when we wuz bebekittehs. Ur vershun is amazyng. Alzo, u haf 2 much tymes on hanz! LOL!!!

              TYVM for teh lolversion; Ai iz emailing 2 myze 82 yr young daddykitteh; he wil lubs it!

            • cSmall says:

              vry vry gud!

              ov coawrse yu can has nu job, rite? so not 2b worried aboot yer tyme at tihs wun?

            • Patrick says:

              No…I no has teh nu job. I turnd dem daon. Nu job wuz salez job. Salez is teh pleh. DO NOT WANT!!!!!! Dey claym nawt salez job but I sees thru dere lyz. Ebbryting teh manijer wuz speekins sounded liek salez.

            • Patrick says:

              Oops…I hitted teh buttin 2 soon…I hurd frum mah currnt boss dat dey sed we cood stay xtra yeer. Yay!!!! I still has mah job/bukkit for hole nudder yeer!

            • ittehbittehkitteh says:

              awsum 4 da job. awsum 4 da pome.
              glad u getz 2 keeps da job in wun yeer, mebbe fings wurks owt, an u keeps it anuvver yeer.
              (i duznt du gud sales neever, so in unnerstands ur dillemmm- delem- prollem.

      • Jennifffuurr says:

        *stannup n saloo choo*
        *hold up teh lyter wit 1 hand*
        *finger an tumb uv utter han in mouf 2 wistle reel loud*

        Verrr nyce!

      • leaderoftheband says:

        Ful uv win n awesum!
        ur lolspeek iz teh bestest…
        Bring teer 2 mai eie.

  28. serra says:

    I’m so ronery [witout ma bukkit]
    ‘I work rearry hard and make up great prans
    But nobody ristens, no one understands
    Seems like no one takes me serirousry

    And so I’m ronery
    A rittle ronery
    Poor rittle me’

  29. Afturr being shpotted staggerings about Hollywood wifout a bukkit,

    Lolzy Loh-rus, teh Lindsey Lohan of teh lolrus wurld,

    is wunce again bakk in teh rehab.

    Sumfink tells me not furr teh last tyme, either.

  30. two_kittehs says:

    Lolrus convenshun 2 chuz lolrus prezidentshul nomenee hu be promisin
    blu bukkitses for lolruses evrywhere

  31. nicolle says:

    one day there will be bukkits for all lolruses.

  32. anne says:

    it makes me want to give bukkets 2 all teh lolruses in teh real world. maybe we can has charity?

  33. sally says:

    stepz 13. nebber splain

    • turtlol says:

      “thurteen stepperz” iz kind of insulting referance in Program. Sum guize come two meetinz to pix up chix, not two help or be helped or work program, or ennyting. Takes advantage of wimmns already in vulnera….volum…sensitive state. DO NOT WANT 13 stepperz.

  34. Annabelle Lee says:

    This is just priceless. Thanks for posting this, I laughed until my sides hurt.

  35. lolrus luvah says:

    i luvz dis lolrus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*_*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!besides,iz mah job!!!-_-

  36. nugget says:

    I can has joinage?

  37. Palema says:

    Bukkit? Is that the bukkit..
    Nantucket!

  38. LOLbatFan says:

    LOL poor lolrus he can haz bukkit, no?

  39. Steve says:

    I can has link to original bukket pikture? plz k thnx


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