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those are TABLE legs yup thats muh story
“mmmphhh yeorrr rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
(Get yer big fat butt offa muh head!)
Whee, I iz furst to congratulamate teh before-second purrson! Better u dan me, leaf, cuz I got nuffin. U gets teh burgers an teh LOLs.
I’ll start teh conga line, tho.:-)
//lol//
Whee! Yeah, Leaf!
Rite behine U ina conga lyne!
bu buh dun dun dun HEY!
*joins conga line*
I luz me some conga! *joins in*
Conga Conga Conga!!!!!
Hooray fur Leaf fur nawt te sekkunt but de wun befur it!
whoo hoo – conga fur leaf! N luk hao long it iz already – the lion, I mean!
*joins inI*
bu buh dun dun dun HEY!
i beginz da limbo
since da poles are high i can gets under it.
later i’ll jes watch…
Allwys tyme to conga fur leaf.
da da da dum. Uhhh… hows to conga?
*sigh*
ebry tyme sumwun sez “conga” I fink uv teh tyme sumbuddee yelld “FURST” en Teho sed “wut, u want us 2 do teh conga fr u? OK I start…dun dun dun dun ASS PIE, dun dun dun dun ASS PIE!”
Teho haz furebbr mayd teh conga so much mor phunnee fr me!
OMG!
AnUDDER wun fur leaffie???
YAY!!
Jumps up an down an cheers!
Joins Congo!!!!
/not wunts no ass pie, BTW
Joins conga, late as usumable
betta late dan nebbur, snafutti!!!!
/spoken bai regrettful sumtimes sebbun day a week wurker hu cannut get her cheezeburgur fix as offen as needud!
stoopy WP ated mah fursty dans 4 u.
ah will joyn teh conga…an sulk jus a liddl
Sry Ai’m late, can Ai still joyns in?
Tadadada ta Da
Tadadada ta Da
Teh tumpty toe
Teh tumpty toe
etc, etc, picking up any small ornaments and food stuffs that Ai may come upon…
ying kitteh is on top
squchin teh yang.
Yin Yang: Ur doing it rong!
rofl! Lovez it!
Wat cud possubly goes rong?
“Doan swet teh smal stuffs.”
*Sune kitteh lerns dat teh whirled iz full ov beeg stuffs n smal stuffs*
sum kittehs are both!
Doan swet teh pettee stuf and doan pet teh sweatee stuf.
HAHA!
LOL!!!
wite kitteh not all dat small akshully
Yeh, If aye wuz blak kitteh, aye be finkin wite kitteh pritty big!
Two kittehs in luv, seperated by the cruel societeh and the comfortah
hoo new dat bedding cud be rass…race…haz fur color issues?
O noes!! I nebbur dun tot ub DAT!
*shakes paw at Flartus fur enlituneeng mee*
No wowy Iz keepin wuickid wuich squashd
Yoo taek kear ov da flayin mankeez
Poor deff kitteh doan heer teh warning sireens cummin frum unner teh floofy blankie.
hehehe. MOOSH.
ai sorree mai houws fell on ur wich
Is U a gud wich r a bad wich?
Or a sam wich?
or teh man-wich?
nom nom nom
oooooo, YAH!
/lubs teh manwich
“Dis komfurtur nawt ebben belawng to meh, iz Antee Emz.”
“what do you mean I was supposed to drop a chimney on her? CSI would be onto that in a moment – no, we’ll use this comforter instead, it’ll look like an accident…”
Don forgits to denigrate duh DNA…lots o bleach!
Woopsie, i returns quickly from the dark side…
CONFESS! (The hours almost up, and “Shark” is up, ok?)
iggnor taht kitteh beeneet teh blankee
Oh THAT kitteh?
Doan worrie bout hims. I tuk cares ov hims yesserday.
He won b gibin us ennymoar trubble.
Bodiless Kitteh
wonders where the sunlight went.
But at least it’s warm.
almoust Haiku, WIN!
Zactly haiku.
Cudn’t be haiku-er if it tryed.
u ar temting meh to yooz teh Pedamtikul Voyss.
*COUGH*contraction*KOFF*
You mean there are rules?
I’m just making this stuff up
as I go along.
Ai went to find tehm and found moar rulz tahn ai thot possible. Thanks fur goin awl pedantikul, Teho. Aye mite otterwise spent teh rest ov mai lief in woeful ignorunce. (btw – u did it MOAST diskreetlee)
Just LUK at awl these rulz!!1!!
http://www.ahapoetry.com/haiku.htm
Yah, yah. It’s sowns like wun sillubul but IT’S relly too?
No. It’s is WUN sillubul. IT”S makes wun sown. It not bee it-su. It bee itz.
HAIKU….u can has it.
Reejoiz.
I dantzez fur yu.
Hello there! I tink u will understand this:
Musubi kitteh
Looks for his nori wrapper
so he not nekkid
Where’s u been?
hehe!
spam maki haiku FTW!
you must be joking
who would swap spam for sushi
bastardization
Spam… the Choice of Cargo Cults Worldwide.
Try some now!
And tell ‘em… Tuka sent ya!
Top Chef twin kittehs
Beg to differ with Teho:
Their aisle was Canned Meat.
akshuly is still musubi w / o spam…(reaches out a southpaw) but u gets a bonk for dissing the Spam! (well mebbe jus a tap)
yah – isn’t musubi any lunchmeet? mebbe ah has it rong…
still, spam musubi sowns teh funniest!
howz bout spam sushi?
hadz dat in hawiiz-
not zo bad ackshuwly
but (hangs head in shame) I liks spam!
momcat
Don let the anti-spammers get to ya
Anal kitteh is
alwayz currekt butt misses
teh spirit ub it.
salty gelatin
you hold no wonders for me
pig goop in a can
hehe
we can has NO flame wars!
we can has SPAM HAIKU wars!!!
teh war of teh werds – ah kin digit.
Blak kitteh iz sleepin off hims nip twip.
Modurashun, kitteh…moderashun.
Stealth cat iz stealthy
Visibl cat is visibl
JD and Turk kittehs r playing “giant doctor kitteh!”
WIN!! Watch out for janitor kitteh…
Yer doin it wrong…
White kitteh thinks comfurtur very comfurtabil.
Blak kitteh, not so much.
Yay! Iz mine kittehs (Onyx & Nieve). Usuably blak cat winz fite wif wittle wite kitteh, but not this tyme.
Happeh Dai fur U!
Can U tellz us moar bout ur kittehz?
Congrcats aun gettin yer kittehs on firs paige!
Duz thems kittehs leev sum ruum for yu in demz bed?
Tankz!!
Wite kitteh sleeps on my pilla, blak kitteh cuddles unda covars! Also tabby kitteh (later adoptee), who follows blak kitteh whereva she goes n’ likes ta druel when shez happi
Funnee cat fambly (fuzz babies). Wite kitteh is boyfwiends, blak kitteh is mine, tabby adopted both ub us.
ai sleeps in teh kittehs’ bed too, but dey not hapee wen ai rolls obah. dey gib me dirtee look lyk “Do yu mynd – we iz trieeng to sleep!”
I had a kitteh hoo drooled. ((Wen u gabe hur snorgulls and shmoos))
she wuz verrreh verruh tinneee and had a huge amownt ub hair.
White, sum black, so tinee, SO beeyutiful.
I tink she had birf problums. Not bee vereh swift.
But sweet an sloe.
Wee libbed in teh cuntree an she had too lib owtside. (I hated dat.
)
I became an addult an moved to Indy. I tookded her wif mee!! My roommates boyfren sed, wut a byutteeful sweet darlin kittehh! an wunted her too stay wiff him an his mommee…
His mommee had cancur an wuz dying and I tot…how wunnerful fur hur too hab dis sweet kitteh…and she gotted teh kitteh!! Dey wuz all such sweet and gentul peepuls…(roommate, boyfren, and mom)
Butt heer is funn part: I brot home catnip wun day!!! an gabe too mai silleh slow kitteh.
Her jumped! and frolicked! and got all frenzied!!! and it wuz SO ekksiting!!! Her akshully seemed too wake up and enjoy life!!! an not bee all sloe-like.
Her nebber wuz teh same. Not like normal hyper kitteh, but much more eksited an happee kitteh!
Wut a wunnerful happeh storeh fur mah kitteh! I noes hur went wif a veruh nice famblee, too!
Kathleen – whut an amayzing and hartwarming storee. And kitteh woke up. Whut a happee ending. Sort ov liek folk remedy.
TY.
Luk laik mice kittehs! Aye laik teh picshure, 2 – pritty compo…compu…way fings louks.
Body Mass cat
haz skipped too manny workouts
Is to be starting Catkins diet tumorrows
an kut bak on dose cheeburgerz too
mai eevl twinz… Iz takin care off…
trojan kitteh –
you’re doing it wrong
Stealthy Black Kitteh: Warmth–u cannot has it! Onlee meh. Skute over a littlol. Prrrrrrrr…
I gotta git mai gluff on
wen kitteh do Dutch Uffon
Call teh Crasch Carrt
4 laffin at teh kitteh farrt
Sez poor Inky
“Snoebell, yoo stinkeh!”
Paybax r hell
Lukowt, Snoebell!
LOLZ!!!
maanoman! ah do luvs a gud fart joke!
RAACIZMZZ!!!1
Teh wite kitteh iz alwayz keepin the blak kitteh down!
Dohn noes if wurdpress willz let diz link comm thro but berry phunnee fur kitteh ohnerz, I think
nope won’t coppee- its nawt a linkk I gess- itz a .wmv file
la la la Ai carnt heeer yuuu! Noe, rilly; luk at mai wite furs an blu yse, Ai carnt heer yu! Speke up! Kitteh, yu sai? Wher?!
PS: Glad itz jus us agin. Wuz nys ob awl teh lurkers to com owt an sai Hi but is moer nyser to has aor happiplayce to aorslef agin, maeking teh silli joeks an tawkin teh hrbls!
chekmait 4 whaitcat.
Love that they still have to lay next to one another, even though one of them is undah the blakee!
http://www.wannasmile.com
oh mai!!! iz diss a messuj frum teh kitteh MEOWFIA???
Ur nxt
Noooooooooo!!! i can beez a guud kitteh an keepz mah mouf shut, I don wannuh be nex
Wyte kitteh nedes tu lern tu berry teh bodee deper, so dat it woant be un-erfed so eazee…
Somwon is not beein a gud kustomar at Bed Baff an Beyon
hello, houzkeeping?
des mattress iz lumpeh!
i wantz a nu won.
TSUNAMI!
No wonder the princess can’t sleep. That pea is huge!
Ju shud neber pea in teh bed.
Hey moms didja no the comph…coomf…blankie vibrates?
wai ebbreewon think das 2 kittehs? kood be 3?
wyt kitteh iz da lukout?
Good vs Evil…. Good triumphs again!
ebil iz awlwais lurkin tho…
lyke old mdclt: da hot kitteh stays hot and cool kitteh stays cool.
Kitteh in white ALWAYS pwns kitteh in black!
Srry, but dat not bein ‘nother kitteh, dat is gigantimic spyder I hav been squishdifying to sav mai familee. IT is being barry biggerous and being wif deh sharpded teef. Dun worryz tho, him is ded nao. kthxbai.
An ai be leevin spydr bits awl rown teh hows as talsm…. tallys…. tlalis …. ting taht keeps teh bad stuff awai. Ai is such gud kitteh.
lol. Luv it.
I tink u be tryin to sai tailesmyn. Is ai bein uv teh rytness?
Dey nevah find whaer I hids the bodie. Purrrfect crime. Muhahahah.
Nyce evyl kitteh laf. Lyked it. Culd wurk on teh hydin uv deh boddy tihng tho. Maybee I am to be uv halp nexty tyme yooz has ta hyde sumfin. I si gud at taht.
Kitteh:Wut udder kat? Me:Da 1 u skhwished.
Kitteh: You can haz ur preshis kitteh back when i be done givin him hiz Dutch Oven. So THERE! FACE!
the new basment kitteh, haz u seen him? no