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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
those are TABLE legs yup thats muh story
“mmmphhh yeorrr rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
(Get yer big fat butt offa muh head!)
Whee, I iz furst to congratulamate teh before-second purrson! Better u dan me, leaf, cuz I got nuffin. U gets teh burgers an teh LOLs.
I’ll start teh conga line, tho.:-)
//lol//
Whee! Yeah, Leaf!
Rite behine U ina conga lyne!
bu buh dun dun dun HEY!
*joins conga line*
I luz me some conga! *joins in*
Conga Conga Conga!!!!!
Hooray fur Leaf fur nawt te sekkunt but de wun befur it!
whoo hoo - conga fur leaf! N luk hao long it iz already - the lion, I mean!
*joins inI*
bu buh dun dun dun HEY!
i beginz da limbo
since da poles are high i can gets under it.
later i’ll jes watch…
Allwys tyme to conga fur leaf.
da da da dum. Uhhh… hows to conga?
*sigh*
ebry tyme sumwun sez “conga” I fink uv teh tyme sumbuddee yelld “FURST” en Teho sed “wut, u want us 2 do teh conga fr u? OK I start…dun dun dun dun ASS PIE, dun dun dun dun ASS PIE!”
Teho haz furebbr mayd teh conga so much mor phunnee fr me!
OMG!
AnUDDER wun fur leaffie???
YAY!!
Jumps up an down an cheers!
Joins Congo!!!!
/not wunts no ass pie, BTW
Joins conga, late as usumable
betta late dan nebbur, snafutti!!!!
/spoken bai regrettful sumtimes sebbun day a week wurker hu cannut get her cheezeburgur fix as offen as needud!
stoopy WP ated mah fursty dans 4 u.
ah will joyn teh conga…an sulk jus a liddl
Sry Ai’m late, can Ai still joyns in?
Tadadada ta Da
Tadadada ta Da
Teh tumpty toe
Teh tumpty toe
etc, etc, picking up any small ornaments and food stuffs that Ai may come upon…
ying kitteh is on top
squchin teh yang.
Yin Yang: Ur doing it rong!
rofl! Lovez it!
Wat cud possubly goes rong?
“Doan swet teh smal stuffs.”
*Sune kitteh lerns dat teh whirled iz full ov beeg stuffs n smal stuffs*
sum kittehs are both!
Doan swet teh pettee stuf and doan pet teh sweatee stuf.
HAHA!
LOL!!!
wite kitteh not all dat small akshully
Yeh, If aye wuz blak kitteh, aye be finkin wite kitteh pritty big!
Two kittehs in luv, seperated by the cruel societeh and the comfortah
hoo new dat bedding cud be rass…race…haz fur color issues?
O noes!! I nebbur dun tot ub DAT!
*shakes paw at Flartus fur enlituneeng mee*
No wowy Iz keepin wuickid wuich squashd
Yoo taek kear ov da flayin mankeez
Poor deff kitteh doan heer teh warning sireens cummin frum unner teh floofy blankie.
hehehe. MOOSH.
ai sorree mai houws fell on ur wich
Is U a gud wich r a bad wich?
Or a sam wich?
or teh man-wich?
nom nom nom
oooooo, YAH!
/lubs teh manwich
“Dis komfurtur nawt ebben belawng to meh, iz Antee Emz.”
“what do you mean I was supposed to drop a chimney on her? CSI would be onto that in a moment - no, we’ll use this comforter instead, it’ll look like an accident…”
Don forgits to denigrate duh DNA…lots o bleach!
Woopsie, i returns quickly from the dark side…
CONFESS! (The hours almost up, and “Shark” is up, ok?)
iggnor taht kitteh beeneet teh blankee
Oh THAT kitteh?
Doan worrie bout hims. I tuk cares ov hims yesserday.
He won b gibin us ennymoar trubble.
Bodiless Kitteh
wonders where the sunlight went.
But at least it’s warm.
almoust Haiku, WIN!
Zactly haiku.
Cudn’t be haiku-er if it tryed.
u ar temting meh to yooz teh Pedamtikul Voyss.
*COUGH*contraction*KOFF*
You mean there are rules?
I’m just making this stuff up
as I go along.
Ai went to find tehm and found moar rulz tahn ai thot possible. Thanks fur goin awl pedantikul, Teho. Aye mite otterwise spent teh rest ov mai lief in woeful ignorunce. (btw - u did it MOAST diskreetlee)
Just LUK at awl these rulz!!1!!
http://www.ahapoetry.com/haiku.htm
Yah, yah. It’s sowns like wun sillubul but IT’S relly too?
No. It’s is WUN sillubul. IT”S makes wun sown. It not bee it-su. It bee itz.
HAIKU….u can has it.
Reejoiz.
I dantzez fur yu.
Hello there! I tink u will understand this:
Musubi kitteh
Looks for his nori wrapper
so he not nekkid
Where’s u been?
hehe!
spam maki haiku FTW!
you must be joking
who would swap spam for sushi
bastardization
Spam… the Choice of Cargo Cults Worldwide.
Try some now!
And tell ‘em… Tuka sent ya!
Top Chef twin kittehs
Beg to differ with Teho:
Their aisle was Canned Meat.
akshuly is still musubi w / o spam…(reaches out a southpaw) but u gets a bonk for dissing the Spam! (well mebbe jus a tap)
yah - isn’t musubi any lunchmeet? mebbe ah has it rong…
still, spam musubi sowns teh funniest!
howz bout spam sushi?
hadz dat in hawiiz-
not zo bad ackshuwly
but (hangs head in shame) I liks spam!
momcat
Don let the anti-spammers get to ya
Anal kitteh is
alwayz currekt butt misses
teh spirit ub it.
salty gelatin
you hold no wonders for me
pig goop in a can