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NOM NOM NOM
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And license plates go NOM NOM NOM too…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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My car insurance is too high gecko!
um…wordpress? i be leaf, i believe?
Ju can haz identitee crisis? Congrachoolayshuns on been first, whoeber u is!
Can I sujchest dans?
Can we du “gecko on hot sand” dans?
(Iz vereh eesy… ju jus jumps from fut 2 fut an sayz “Ow ow ow”
Sowns laik mai kind of danss…
Ow ow ow
dude!like mai danss:
twitch twitch twitch
Now, THAT is a dance I can do!! Woohoo!
I dunno. Danse AND sing at same time? Even if it’s not singing but just saying something out loud while mah feets are mooving… it’s gonna end in tears I just know it.
And if you gave me a peece of gum? I’d fall rite over.
ty! wordpress bee playing aroun dis morning…mebbe IT needs a coffee and donut.
R u nao leaf again? Ai will join SJ in “gecko on hot sands” danse fur u.
OW *hop* OW *hop* OW * hop*
OW *hop* OW *hop* OW * hop*
OW *hop* OW *hop* OW * hop*
OW *hop* OW *hop* OW * hop*
(whoo hoo) hop
all of a sudden pancakes and funnel cakes are dancing in muh head…
ATTENSHUN AWL NAWT MERICANS.
This is about a current TV ad for Geico canr insurance. Their spokesman is a Gecko - reelee kinda cute, akshullee. The spiel is to call Geico and discuss the rates - they ALWAYS say “15 minutes could save you a lot of munnies”
Ebbry tym ai heerz ov teh gekko awn hawt sandz dans ai tink ov teh Gorillaz sawng “Dirty Harry” wit teh hoppin gekko n teh videeoh.
(O Blessed Ceiling Cat pls I can has no borkinz ov mah postee wit teh followin leenk bai WordPress? Kthxbai.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adcdbfIoeW4
OH NOES! Leaf! Nao we must explain to teh nawt-Mericans wai u has visions ov pancakes and funnel cakes dancing in ur hed…..(hmmmmm - we has never dun teh funnel-pancake danse)
If u hasn’t been heer, then u purrhaps don’t know taht there is a veree popular and widespread restaurant chain named “I-Hop” - which speshulizes in breakfasts with the pancakes and funnel cakes.
I knew the Geico commercial…….but I didn’t get the IHop…….thanks for ’splainin
IHOP= International Howse ov Pancaykes.
ah dunno why it iz cawled innernashunal, tho.
Iz bcuz dey havz lotsa diffrunt kyndz uv pancaykz…u can getz swedish wunz wif lingonberreez, or frenchy-type kraypz, or beljin wafflz…stuffz lyke dat.
weeda sporgin borgin ya you betch by gollie, sez swedush cheff.
Wut is “funnel caek”?
I bleev it iz cawled “funnel caek” becoz teh caek battr iz drizzeld owt, lyk froo a funnel, intu teh hawt oyl, den it iz fryed till it iz goalden broawn.
Hear is a ressipy frum Alton Brown awn teh Fud Netwerk:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_20681,00.html
Funnel cake: Pour thin pancake-like batter through a funnel into hot grease. It will float as it cooks up into a tangle of strands of dough. Remove from grease when cooked, drain, and sprinkle with powdered sugar for a greasy, tasty snack with no nutritional value! Like a tangled donut. Popular at carnivals — and pancake houses!
That sounds truly gross. Ai bet its delisshus.
If it sounds troolee gross - is probablee reelee yummee!!
Funnel cake is teh yumm yumm yuummy. Specially wit straberryz.
Ackshully - fryd batter wit shuggar awn - ai bet tehy has dem in Scawtland.
funnel cake it what you use to make small children very very sick from grease at street fairs
I’ll remember that next time I want to make a small child sick.
Don’ fink I’z seen funnel caek heer in Skotland.
Now I wanz donut tho!
Funnel caik of German/Dutch origin but just about every European nayshun has deap fryed dough wif shugar veryant
Klozezt I kan kom to “funnel kaek” iz ring doughnuts. Whitch iz odd; this seems 2 haz a higher surfays area 2 absorb teh fat.. I iz Skawtish 2.
Funil caek is awsum!!! Greesy caeky goodniss!!! Onlee maekz yoo syk iv yoo eet too much ov it.
yummm. I be wantin sum nao. thx lot guyz!
Nebber hadz fun nell kake - we haz teh IHOP in Kanada butz tehy dontz hab fun nell kake AFAIK. Doh fryd inn greese & spinkld wit shugarr almosst alwayz synfullie deelishus! I hadz a benyay atz dizleyland in Noo Orleens sektion- furst vizit- berry delishous= next tyme waz 2 greessie. Butz willz trie agen ov korss!
it are delishus but not nutrishous.
Yes, feisty. I has tipe ov funnell cake in itahlee but forgetz wut it waz calld (not Zeppollee like italyun merican here in nu jerzy).
Ai iz long wai down paj, but ai jus wan 2 sai FANX 2 Janethas4kittehs for tellin wot dis meenz. cuz ai iz inglish n ai dun unnersand wot der joek woz.
But ai maiks mai own joek, remembrin tiemz wen mai kittehs haz eetn lizzzzardz n gon PLEH deez iz not tasti or nootrishuss DO NOT WANT. Por kittehs, shud not nom lizzardz. But dey never lernz.
SJ, I can just see teh nooz story now:
“Following an outbreak of aggravated tummyaches among the city’s youth, a mandatory 3-day waiting period has been imposed on requests for dates and locations of street fairs. In addition, persons found to have requested such lists in communities where the tummyaches occurred will be required to register as Grease Offenders.”
An IHOP be’s a lie!!!!
Bildin iz NAWT maed uv pancaeks! Iz maed uv stucco an wood an stuff, MUCH PLEH! Stoopee liyrs!
We yoozes MAC lipglaws fur diyet halp - it smellz liek banilla, so it cownterax da smell goodniss uv da funnl caeks!
Inshoorinse? We yoozes AAA, iz best affordabull fur us…
Kelsee Grammer wuz da furst voys uv Gyko gekko… reelee!!!
Luv frum B!
Eidah wai U can haz “purrson b4 seckond” shimmy danse.
I be leaf in yoo too.
Yoo be stealin mai identitees!!! Dammit, dis teh sekund tiem it happend. Oh well.
*duz fursty danse ennywai*
pix are grotesks! mind-wipe can i has this!
poar lizardz! sumone rescue-erize it!
Cat can has alternative nom targetz pleez.
Nonono, kitteh is nawt nomming lizid, kitteh is …. uh ….. gibbon him teh kiss uf laif! Kitteh wud never harm an innosint creecher, wud u kitteh? Kitteh? Wai u no luks me in teh eye?
we wuz, um, playing “Jurasek Park”, um yeah das right
RIGHT GECKEE?
um right, absolutelee, i think i hear mummy calling, bye!
(wunder if anebodee outside of usa gets this? assuming iz merican company only?)
Ai is owtside Merka an ai gets it, but ai has spent a lawt of taim in teh USA - we donut have teh ads in teh UK.
Mmmm…. donuts….
Fankoo SJ fur bringinteh donuts!! I brings “Bawks ob Jo” frum DD!!
Bawks ob wut? Is mayzin how we speeks teh saim langwidj… but tehn again we don’t!
Jo = coffy, mebbe?
Rly? In a bawks?
Yez. Wen u bye a big “karaff” of coffy tu tayk to teh offis or sumting lyk dat, it koms in a big bawks, lyk teh wyn in a bawks. Oar a kartin of mylk.
Srsly, u lern sumtin noo ebery dai heer! Tanks fur teh esplanayshun.
And DD iz makingk bestst kawfee eber!
I’s not merican but has seen many geiko commercials. Tehy is teh funnee.
Bit moar esplaynin. DD is (leest, it is heer in Mishigun *poynst to palm*) Dunkin’ Donuts, a large bakery chain speshulizing in TA DAAAAA Donuts and Coffee. Their donuts r reelee VERY gud. And the bawks ov coffee cud also bee - a large box tray - teh tray with holes cut in to support teh individual coffee cups for easy transport.
an bubbyscranky? U is nawt merican? Ai thot u were. Canadian (aka Canukstan, ai beleaf) purr haps?
Me beez thynkin taht Quik Trip is havin teh bestest cawfee. Dats jus mai fayvrit. I dinnot noe it caem in a bawkes eefur. Is compleetlie nue tu mai. Iz taystin diffrunt from bawkes? Considur mai bafeld.
I is Canadian Janet. Good guess!
DD iz da awesum! When Aye wuz a little b!, wenebber we moovd, mawmee wood buy a bawks uv donuts in da noo playse! Yoozallee DD, sumtiems Winchell’s!!! Nomnomnom good!!!
Nao, da bes donut stors is ownd by oriyentls fur sum reezun. Aye glad, dey iz full uv win an nom!
Happy Joy Luck donuts awn Topanga Canyon Blvd ma fayvrit!
to Bubby and I, being frum Canuckistan and all, a DD is a Double Double, a way to order your coffee, with 2 cream and 2 sugar…we have SUM DD (dunkin) heer but iz not the same as US of A…saem wif TAco BEll, in CANADA, it jus not tayst teh saem…pleh! WE hab to dryve to teh US to get the taystee DD or Taco Bell…
*lolspeak off*
I’ll have a xtra large double double, a snak pak of timbits, a boston cream and a dutchie (glazed donut with raisins)
*lolspeak on*
mmmmm, TIm Hortonz, right nao! WANT!
Nawt to menshun funnel caekz, pancakes, AND deep fried mars bars (the UK makes me fink of dem, and I fink we have some peeps from teh UK on here, specifically Scotland)
OOH ooh, and we get the Geicko commershul in Canada as well…and our Gecko sounds like he has a Cockney accent…not a great one but, it is pretty close…
Mayb kitteh thinks lizards head will grow back liek its tail does?
LOLZ that poor anole. At least it was quick.
HIYA Elfi I taut bout joo and wonerz wear U been.
…and anole dat lizard were tasty an nutrishush
But….iffin it is so tastee an nootrishus…how come mai bebbehs are allus horkin dem bak up?
cause dey so tastee jooz must xperianz the gastrinomnomnomical event aginz…
on same note…my Harrigan (1987-2003) would catches geckos and play wit dem inside teh apt. Mommie findz dem, still live and C&R dem. But ebber once while, I findz dem when dey were alreddy dade. I find dem and tink dey a stick and