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I can has mouf?

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Msfolly

Dis takes speakz no evilz a little far…

orangekittehservant

vewwy clebber!!! doin’ the not secondy dans fur joo Msfolly!!1

CrazyOldLady

I’m dansin as fast as I kan dis mornin!

Lucy

I R dancin my bestest! Wiggle right, wiggle let, hop up and down to make room for da lunch.

Anyone have da book “The Silent Meow”? I fink we finded da auff..auther…da writter ob dat book.

Kathleen

Furstee, furstee, fur-STEE!
Furstee, furstee, fur-STEE!

I is doin dat dants fur u.

Butt I not no wut it called.

Janet, duz u noe? Frum teh rhythm ?

OMG. I spellded rhythm rite teh FURST time.

*jumps in air an does YES punch*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ummm - I think u r doing a conga. Definitelee - a conga.

Best partee mixer dance ever!

 
Msfolly

Thank alls of uz berry much!
Teh danses iz gud..

 
 
 
 
 
Miss Dawn

I do not secund danse tu!

Twirl spin leap…

thud. Ouch.

Kim

Here, I helps yoo up. I mae be juss standin here, but Iz dansin inside!

Kim

Hmmmmmm. Dis in rong place. I try agin.

Kim

Oh, nao is in rite place! I so confyoozed!

 
 
Miss Dawn

Tank yu Kim!

*Dusts self off*

Twirl spin leap
Twirl spin leap
Twirl spin leap

Dat’s my hole repr… repper… set of danse skills.

Flooof

Iz gud dansin. Iz liek mah kitteh in der niyt, wen ai iz sleepin -
twirl, spin, leap on stoopy hoominz hed,
twirl, spin, leap etsetterer.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

This danse duz haz a nayme u know! “Kitteh in teh nite awn the bed wehn ur sleepin.”

Kittehs LUV it. Hyoomins - nawt so much.

 
Miss Dawn

If stoopy hoomans wud not lay on kitteh’s bed wen he dansin, stoopy hoomans wud not get heds dansed upon.

 
 
 
Eleanor

iz okay…. Ah knowz u mentz 2 do dat

 
 
 
 
 
cSmall

teh shadoe noes.

an hes nawt tellin.

stend

OMG it’s the shadow twin of hello kitty !!! RUN !!!

leaf

Ms Potato Head called me on the TTY and typed: sumbuddy took my *!@# lips

 
philene

now dis how slo (or slo-er) mai brayn iz dis mornin. after seening gecko pic ai thot dis kitteh asknig for “mous” nowt “mouf.” mai akademic brayn transl8td “f” as erlee “s.” thx for teh kyoot waik-up pix teho!

imajin commints if had been “mous?”

 
dapanferkitteh

OMG dat wuz abowt da funneeest mouf EBER!!!

 
Dexter Riley

We luvs teh mooooOOOoon, cauz it am near to us!

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

ACK ACK ACK - and similar sounds. Dis liddle kitteh luks exactlee liek mai Fiona. Ai knows she has a mouth sumwhar becuz she eets and drinks. But, unless teh lites r quite brite - no mouth - just beeg ayes.

 
 
 
 
stend

” I’ll see you on the dark side of hello kitty ? “

paws4thot

Dahtz a tot, taugh, unnessisserilee repeeting itzlef ting, innit? Dehr iz no lite side 2 Hello Kitty!

 
leaf

with you comfortably numb it’ll be under wraps and our sekrit

Menopaws

“comfortably numb?” … Pink Floyd refrenz FTW!

 
 
Patrick

Dere iz no “dark side” rly…n fak its all dark.

 
 
 
RevWaldo

is Chococat!!1!

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Chococat.gif

 
 
 
 
Kathleen

Sad kitteh say, “How I bee nommin cheezburgas wif no mouf?”

Mouf, pweeze!

Kathleen

Sarcatsical reeder say, “How sad kitteh say ennyting at all?”

 
Rachel of Cyberia

is a sykik kitteh

 
 
Kim

Kitteh muss absorb cheezburgerz troo teh porus skin. I can has osmosis?

LuvBJones

Yes, plz to lay cheezburger on skin. Remuv bun 1st, plz. *)

Teho

cheezmosis is can be ikky mentul immijj. eurghh.

LuvBJones

Wayt … wha if kitteh bkoms sooper cheez beeing, liek Leto II in Dune?? Will lib 4 5000 years an bkom giant cheezburger!!!

Teho

dats byond ikky. dats can be GOWSTBUSTARZ.
i is krossin teh streemz! sum risks is wurth it!

 
 
 
Kathleen

Tank teh Lawd nobuddee got more creatuve tehn dis.

 
 
 
 
catalogical humor

i can haz cheesburger…intravenously?

 
doctorcat

I has no mouf an I mus nom!

Badger

Oh yesh, eben tho one of mostest DEPRESSIN ob stoaries. Much WIN!

 
 
MommyWoman

Wonderful! Harlan Ellison Kitteh!

 
 
 
Molly

Maiks me fink o de black fuzze one in Barbapappa… I fink onlee de Swedes will get it…

SJ

Teh Brits get it too…but ohdeer how to explayn. Barbapappa wuz kiddies TV program - Barbapapa wuz this kaind of blob wit big eyes an tehy wus Swedish - ai is doin terrubul jawb of xplainin, let me go an see if ai can finds linky.

SJ

Okai, trai dis. Wuz even weerder tahn I remember too….

http://www.barbapapa.fr/gb/barbapapa.html

mumrik

*lol* i posted a link 2 dat sight tew, a minute ago!

 
paws4thot

Inkredibul; wurdorez not eeted dah hyperlink!!! ;-)

 
Molly

Thnx SJ, I wuzn’t here to kleer fings up… {:)

De black fuzzi one wuz mah favrite… de Barba kids all haf diffrent fings dey r good at, one paints, one musics, one reads…
… de black fuzzi one paints. Wiff his hair for brush sometimes! :)

 
Menopaws

Haw haw! Chek out link: Inspurashun for “Has you seen mai breakfast? Wuz single pancake” … Barbapapa wuz precur…preecurr…. early vershun of teh LOL!