I can has mouf?
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Dis takes speakz no evilz a little far…
vewwy clebber!!! doin’ the not secondy dans fur joo Msfolly!!1
I’m dansin as fast as I kan dis mornin!
I R dancin my bestest! Wiggle right, wiggle let, hop up and down to make room for da lunch.
Anyone have da book “The Silent Meow”? I fink we finded da auff..auther…da writter ob dat book.
Furstee, furstee, fur-STEE!
Furstee, furstee, fur-STEE!
I is doin dat dants fur u.
Butt I not no wut it called.
Janet, duz u noe? Frum teh rhythm ?
OMG. I spellded rhythm rite teh FURST time.
*jumps in air an does YES punch*
Ummm – I think u r doing a conga. Definitelee – a conga.
Best partee mixer dance ever!
Thank alls of uz berry much!
Teh danses iz gud..
Dats it, Janet!!
Tanks!
I do not secund danse tu!
Twirl spin leap…
thud. Ouch.
Here, I helps yoo up. I mae be juss standin here, but Iz dansin inside!
Hmmmmmm. Dis in rong place. I try agin.
Oh, nao is in rite place! I so confyoozed!
Tank yu Kim!
*Dusts self off*
Twirl spin leap
Twirl spin leap
Twirl spin leap
Dat’s my hole repr… repper… set of danse skills.
Iz gud dansin. Iz liek mah kitteh in der niyt, wen ai iz sleepin –
twirl, spin, leap on stoopy hoominz hed,
twirl, spin, leap etsetterer.
This danse duz haz a nayme u know! “Kitteh in teh nite awn the bed wehn ur sleepin.”
Kittehs LUV it. Hyoomins – nawt so much.
If stoopy hoomans wud not lay on kitteh’s bed wen he dansin, stoopy hoomans wud not get heds dansed upon.
iz okay…. Ah knowz u mentz 2 do dat
Maybee noz to go wif?
An leggs?
teh shadoe noes.
an hes nawt tellin.
OMG it’s the shadow twin of hello kitty !!! RUN !!!
Badtz Nomouf?
Wurss Wifmouf: http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00e398ba774a0004.html
Ms Potato Head called me on the TTY and typed: sumbuddy took my *!@# lips
now dis how slo (or slo-er) mai brayn iz dis mornin. after seening gecko pic ai thot dis kitteh asknig for “mous” nowt “mouf.” mai akademic brayn transl8td “f” as erlee “s.” thx for teh kyoot waik-up pix teho!
imajin commints if had been “mous?”
OMG dat wuz abowt da funneeest mouf EBER!!!
We luvs teh mooooOOOoon, cauz it am near to us!
dat wuz rathr gud.
ACK ACK ACK – and similar sounds. Dis liddle kitteh luks exactlee liek mai Fiona. Ai knows she has a mouth sumwhar becuz she eets and drinks. But, unless teh lites r quite brite – no mouth – just beeg ayes.
hoawee cwap.
dat’s summm mouf!
i borowd teh grin frum heer: http://www.handsnpaws.com/product/GETOYGOOFYSMOOCH
” I’ll see you on the dark side of hello kitty ? “
Dahtz a tot, taugh, unnessisserilee repeeting itzlef ting, innit? Dehr iz no lite side 2 Hello Kitty!
with you comfortably numb it’ll be under wraps and our sekrit
“comfortably numb?” … Pink Floyd refrenz FTW!
Dere iz no “dark side” rly…n fak its all dark.
is Chococat!!1!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Chococat.gif
chococat FTW !!!
is Chococat!!1!
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Chococat.gif
Kant tell mithoot mouf
Sad kitteh say, “How I bee nommin cheezburgas wif no mouf?”
Mouf, pweeze!
Sarcatsical reeder say, “How sad kitteh say ennyting at all?”
iz thot b’loon.
is a sykik kitteh
Kitteh muss absorb cheezburgerz troo teh porus skin. I can has osmosis?
Yes, plz to lay cheezburger on skin. Remuv bun 1st, plz. *)
cheezmosis is can be ikky mentul immijj. eurghh.
Wayt … wha if kitteh bkoms sooper cheez beeing, liek Leto II in Dune?? Will lib 4 5000 years an bkom giant cheezburger!!!
dats byond ikky. dats can be GOWSTBUSTARZ.
i is krossin teh streemz! sum risks is wurth it!
Tank teh Lawd nobuddee got more creatuve tehn dis.
hmmm…
[noodle noodle noodle]
i can haz cheesburger…intravenously?
I has no mouf an I mus nom!
iz eskalent syfy refrinss!
Oh yesh, eben tho one of mostest DEPRESSIN ob stoaries. Much WIN!
Wonderful! Harlan Ellison Kitteh!
Maiks me fink o de black fuzze one in Barbapappa… I fink onlee de Swedes will get it…
explain for non-swedes?
Teh Brits get it too…but ohdeer how to explayn. Barbapappa wuz kiddies TV program – Barbapapa wuz this kaind of blob wit big eyes an tehy wus Swedish – ai is doin terrubul jawb of xplainin, let me go an see if ai can finds linky.
Okai, trai dis. Wuz even weerder tahn I remember too….
http://www.barbapapa.fr/gb/barbapapa.html
*lol* i posted a link 2 dat sight tew, a minute ago!
Inkredibul; wurdorez not eeted dah hyperlink!!!
Thnx SJ, I wuzn’t here to kleer fings up… {:)
De black fuzzi one wuz mah favrite… de Barba kids all haf diffrent fings dey r good at, one paints, one musics, one reads…
… de black fuzzi one paints. Wiff his hair for brush sometimes!
Haw haw! Chek out link: Inspurashun for “Has you seen mai breakfast? Wuz single pancake” … Barbapapa wuz precur…preecurr…. early vershun of teh LOL!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbapapa
Dutz getz it too, and Gurmuns!
Nooo!! I member Barbapapa! I no Sweede! I Merikun!
I merikun dessended from sweed, an I NEBER seen dis.
Sorta deepends when u waz sweede… dis wuz on teebee laik in de eitees… {:)
I is wearin suede boots and i never heered of this.
dat mus bez caus de nawt blu suede……..
momcat
How u knows this? U can sees mah feets? (looks around for hiddened camera)
Then u knoes they is black boots. I do has 2 pairs blu suede shoos. One pair is navy, other is light blu. Please to not be stepping on them. kthx.
i fink u berry sweed, dapanfer!
I iz merikun…I haz Barbapapa buukz, en a Barbapapa soff toy dat mai godmudder sewd fr me. Nevr seed Barbapapa onna teevee.
Ai lubbed teh Barbapappa! Wuz buks Bfore wuz teevee programme. Lubbed it as mush as Mrs Pepperpot an Little Pete an neeerly as mush as Pussy Simpkins! “Listen With Mother! -Ai has it!
No mouf for joo!!
Kitteh aint got no mouf, kitteh aint got no noze, kitteh needz good plastik surgun. Kitteh needz reconstruktiv surgury!
/ wuv the kitteh anyways
Kitteh will go on Extreme Makeover and lose his unique beauty. Oh noes! We luv kitteh jus teh way he is.
Yes we wuv teh kitty just the way she is. This is my kitteh Dixie! I’m so proud XD
I not tea cozee!
Oben glub?
Butt , kitteh ur eyes can sai it for u !!!!!
Yes, doze eys says “cheezburgr pleeze!”
telephathick kitteh does not needs mouf
and gets intravenouz chzbrg
sooo happee dis lolpikshur maed frunt page!
)
maed me laff n laff wen beed on voting page!
Nip Tuck kitteh sez (by tell-epathy) “call mah agent, call mah lawyer, call da poleez….that mouf removal was NOT in the script I approved!!!
U meenz “Kall mah ajunt, kall an airobix Instruktor…”?
i can has kontrack wif batrie kumpanie?
IKEAkitteh baes modle shoan heer.
Mani difrunt noaz an mouf stiles avaylabul sepritlee – See “Kustom Kitteh” broshoor.
u muss by speshal IKEApak 2 gett da kitteh mouf? iz thot dis wuz assemblee error. stoopid IKEA strukshuns!
Note 2 IKEA: Uz werds!!!
No kitteh, you cant has a mouf. (Not Yours)
Mouf-less kitteh needs a bow on hiz hed, den get lots of lissenssing monnies.
Seelouet kitteh is teh kyootness!
kitteh is a black hole. heem grabity sucks you in and you gib heem eenyting he wants.
won mouf coming right up…
he is beyootiful tho.
I can has anudder blak kitteh to makes wurmhole?
Noez. 4 daht U needz whyt kitteh 4 wurmhole exit.
Who needz mouf wif eyez lik that? pretty darlin.
Marvin teh Martian Kitty says, “I must destroy teh Urth… iz blocking my vue of Veeenuz!”
I can has Alloodeeum Poo36 Explosiv Spays Mojoolaytr?
Warez teh kaboom? I can has earf-shattreen kaboom?
FTW
Boom 2morro. Waht? Dehrz awlwaiz a boom 2morro!
Dis iz teh kyootist!
Oh, noes! My brains be exscaping from my eers…
Be shoor to catch braens in penseeve for fyoochur rekol…reklek…rememberys.
I kan remembur it 4 U, holesayl.
matrix kitteh should not has asked agent smith foar hiz wun fone call…
Bathin’ in teh awsum, Scotch.
ooohh scots!!!
yesterdai at the texas renfest i seed two real scots!! as in i was buying sumfink and they was questioning the seller. the seller had his fake accent but those two scots had burrs so think, pantyhose in 5 states were shreded!
i just had to listen.
mmmmmm – scots.
tho i hear scotch is nice.
the fake scots were nice to look at too.
I has no mouf. And Iz must yowl.
I has no mouf and i gotta screeeeeeamz!
….disappeerance ov mowf mayd pawsibl by Scalia, Thomas & Gonzales….
Iz kind ov weerd that peepz aint gonna get reel upset until the white house jeebusfreeks tayk away thare butthoelz (constitooshanally ov corse) butt by then iz awl gunna be 2 layt. evrywun will be so full ov poop that the crapture will be upon us.
Oh noe!!! tehy be steelin mai mouf! Wur it goe? I needz it to gets mai nootrishun!!!! Aie not learned osmosisis yet!!!!
Ju will obay me. Resistunss is yoosliss.
SJ, yu is Vogon?!
Iz VISHUSS roomer.
Iz teh trick of Black Kittehs– u fink tehy has no mouf, so u eets ur cheezburger neer tehm. Turn ur hed jus for a sec…
No moar cheezburger.
Kitteh luk wif big, innosent eyez lyk, “Whut? I has no mouf, member?”
Neo kitteh haz bene qwestioned by agent smith . . .
Wake up, Neo kitteh!
BLAK CAT
Oo, cutes
::whispers:: teh kyootnezz… teh kyootnezz…
Forchunitly, I lurnd as a bebeh to breethe thru mah eerz.
cud maek yu verree populah wit teh ladees!
*splort* Uh oh, cawfee splortage awn screen!
wut’s mouf?
oki I guessed mouf means mouth..
That’s wot u get fur supportin the Colts!!
Oh no! Thei be steelin mah mouf!
Mehbe Chesir Cat tooks it.
i bet him is grandady of Seeling Kat.
i got it
Dis iz whai kittehz shuddent plahyz by a nuc,- a nukleier plahnt.
Dat’s mah kitteh…him can has a “akseedunt”
Ai’s sowwy Anfonee…Ai wont hurk n ur shoos no morz!
Black Hole Cat
iz drawing u closerrr
dis bootifull kitteh luks juszt lyke mai spyke (taht’s teh korrekt speling) hoo past away (ackshully wee had to haz him put daon…) juszt dis past august. ai saw dis pikshur n got a big lump in mai troat cuz ai noze taht luk! taht wuz himz way of sayin “atenshun nao plz.” spyke wuz 17 n he wuz teh bestest kitteh in teh hole wyde wurld. ai missez him lotz. ai haz a pikshur awn mai desk taht’s lotz lyke dis wun…awl yoo ken mayk owt iz himz big lellow eyes. NEway…sry 2 b debbee downer…itz been a reely weerd day. shud of stayd in bed!
(((((((hugspykesmomhug)))))))))
fankoo berry mush cSmall. not a eezy fing to haz to do or deel wiv.
lolz. where has mai mouf gon?
i haz no noze too
can u tells me how i smellz
yoo smellz lyke yoo juszt gut owt ob teh litturbocks.
iz afrayd uv taht
now iz afrayd you gonna gib me a baf…
..do not want!!
Is ur own fawlt, kitteh. I warned u befoar that teh next time u taked mah tung I was gonna recipra… resip… get you back by takin’ ur whole mouf!
mebbe nobddy else gotted dis joke. iz funneh!!
I think I telled it rong. I shudda said “I warned u befoar that teh next time u *gotted* mah tung.”
Kitteh musta got mah brane that time.
i knows what’s dat like… mah kittehs gotted mah brane b4. an dey gots mah hart – awll da time!!
They gets most of our vital organs fur shure. Also teh best sitting spots on teh soafa and teh best sleeping spots on teh bed.
Doktor Whoo kitteh sez, “I shuldnta watcheded teh koronashun on teh teebee. Sumwun blow up teh antinna kwick!”
HUNGRY.
U givz teh Wyr sum cheezburgrz. Nao.
Hole in the Universe Cat is indeed only made of eyes.
iz an anomnomnomaly.
Inscrutable cat is inscrutable
[attempts to scrute]
…:(
butt duznt u has a bilt-in scrute-em??
[SSHS]
mouf-less kitteh haz teh telapathik meow and zorbs teh burgrz bai awsmozis, it miet sownd kool, but iz nawt so gret, aktuly
Hello Kitty has no mouth – and yet she must scream!
http://www.queeg.com/hellokitty/
(not all appropriate for children… certain adults too)
Test post because the last one didn’t show up
ok, NOW it shows up!
onlee cause u tested it….
Blak kats… look better in teh shade
No one believes me that that song is about transvestites, but it is!
This is my kitteh! Her name is Dixie and she is so awesome and cute. She rarely ever opens her mouth and when she does, nothing but a little squeak comes out!
Thanks for all the votes! I am so proud!
She’s gorgeous Erin – those EYES, that FLOOF!!
BLACK CAT IS BLACK!
Mmwwrr rmpf mrrwth mrewwrmpf!
sry, I nots speek ummphish.
Iz reverse Cheshire Cat?
Furst thing to go iz… mouf!
iz not kitteh is dust mite frum spirited away!
yay studio giblee!
YAY, my kitty made it on here
omg, dis de funneist ever!
I CAN HAS NECK?
He needz mouf to eats the cheezburger!
Iz Ta-kun from FLCL! Na!
Can haz mouf bak plzkthxbai
plzzzzzzzzzz may i has de cheezburge????????????????????
I has no mouf, n I must skreem.
if thats not photoshopped, that cat is freaky O.o
omg that is awesome!
it seems basment cat has struck again
…and can has nose too?
how he ask fur mouf if he haz no mouf???