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Yu has flavor!
an it’s…me!
in the 80’s it was locked braces, now it’s locked tounge piercings. oh, the humanity !!!
Happiplayse dans fur Ambrkat!
Whut kine woog ewe laik? Valse? Tangoe? Fawkstrat?
Fawkstrawt bees jus rite fur Nov. 5
Fawks, Fawks, fawks traaaaat,
*dip, turn, quickstep*
ooh ooh, can Ai has tango? Ai iz havin lessins. Anybodee brort Alan Rickman?
Sry. Aye fink he’s in teenytiny Ingerland an ayme in teh Pawcific Norfwest of Merika.
Wigh dont joo cawl hims an invyte hims to teh dans!
We cans tayke terns cuttin in!
jo guises makn mi laff : ) DIS PIC FUR DA WIN.
ah’d liek tew vote awlso fur da tango. is gratest danse. ah hav fur a lawng tyme wanted tew tango tew billy joels sawng “innosent man”
* plays wiff a few steps*
*wishes she had a gentalman to seduwce wiff da power ov TANGO*
Alan Rickman….purr
Alan Rickman - MRREOOOWRRRR!!
Mebbe I did, but u cants borro hims, hims all mainnnnnn! *ebil cakel*
fawks trot for guy fawkes!
fawks trot moast fitting. Gud choyce - and congraz to u Ambercat. Ai wish ai cud find Alan *purr purr* Rickman fur u. Purrhaps in the bed with the white kitteh luk-out?
Ai is nao fawks-trotting fur you. *whoo hoo?* (Aye’m nawt shur “whoo hoo goes with fawks trot)
Oh deer - fur sum reeson ai mised taht Ambercat wanted to tango. Ai’m nao awl warmed up frum the fawks trot - so - it may be layte but -
ai’m tango-ing fur Ambercat
*step step step ummmmm pause
step step step turn* . . . . .Aim’ doin mai best awt heer bai maiself, but ai thinks ai may luk a liddle silleh!
The reason scented crazy glue did not catch on…
Most ekksellent an awsum kommint!
No! U doooo!
I can has currectly speld “tongue”?
tung?
Dat’s rite!
Sry fur bein padan- pednt- pident-….. hung up on curect spelng.
no. i fink was spellt rite. tounge. dats a ruum ina fantsy hotell. gots drinks an dansing. kyewt liddel meetballs an finger sanwitches. howmevver, i doan finks dey use reel fingers in dose sanwitches…
I shur howpz nawt - u nebbur noze were dem fingurz been!
Bronzewind, u gabe mee a gud long laff obur dat wun!
um…ware bee dat hotell?
/HO-Tell?…snicker
NO-Tell…
juss ignore mee
they only use real fingers in wendy’s chili, duh
an real pee in tohse nuts on teh bar!
Ai can think ov nothink to say tah wudn’t emarrass me to peeces - ai wuz thinkin of sumthin to go with “cheezbawls” but . . .
’sokay, cratz…hang roun heer long enuff an yu will fergit HOW too spel korektlee altugethur!!
HAY!! teh kittehs iz tryin there best……thay prob new tehere waz a U an a O in tongue, jus not suur whar.
Hee. You beat me to it
I dun mind “tung” or “tongue”, but “tounge” makes me throw up in my mouf a little.
*MM pulls owt CCC*
Oh! Ai cans do furstee dans fur Ambercat!
Step to teh lef
step to teh ryte
wiggle wiggle wiggle
hop step hop step
twrl twrl twrl
ooh MM that dans too hard for me
but I will kind of bounce at the margins of the dans floor.
Wut R we dansing to? Howbout “How mush iz taht dawgie in teh windoe?” - Ai lubs teh lyn abowt “Yu carnt taek a golbfeesh fore warks!”
wiggle wiggle wiggle
shake shake shake
jig-
*uu. storp it*
wiggle wiggle wiggle
shake shake shake
widdle jump
bigger jump
lands buum on da feets
left butt cheek rite butt cheek
wiggle wiggle wiggle
backs up
take a run an - -
slides on mah neeehs!~
Has yu been wotchin Peter Kay?!
nah. hu’s dat?
srsly. doan knows wai sumbuddy gived me wun burger when alls i diz wuz ast a kweshun….
Aw, doan feels bad, ittehbittehkitteh….it makez mee sad.
Dere is a vereh tinee populashun ub berry, berry stoopid peepul on heer hu has teh lame brainz. Dey wud gib Einstein wun burgur. Jus ignore doze stoopies. I hatez dat kine ub jurkiness, too. Hard too ignore, I noes it!!!
ALSO dere bee glitchee problems, and dummies what click teh wrong end.
Enneyway,…
well,
*hugs ittehbittehkitteh*
/runs wai.
Ai got hit bai teh Ebil Low-burger gibbib=n troll fore sain itz nys taht we’s awl bein nys agin - wich int nyse!
Ai know - stranj - taht. Purrhaps they reelee R teh stoopees and thinks teh left burger is the best burger.
We cud frum nao own just think taht sum stoopee liddle no-tech - village idyot reelee LUVS yur comment and so always kliks awn left burger.
It must bee so!
fanks everbuddy!! i nawt upset, just cudnt unnerstand whut i did rong. if ennyfing. an mebbe it were just sumbuddy scrolling, nawt trolling an dey goes an hit da burger on da lef…
fanks ambercat. i gonna google peter kay an see if he make meh laff or sit dere wif a ‘huh’ xpresshun on mah fayce…
Hims a verree funnee stand-up from Bolton (Bunee’s left armpit). Hims awl ober youtube, if yu wanna luk, but is verree parochial humor; me an mai sis pee owr pants laffin at him; mai bro-in-law sits tehre poker-faced.
these pic makes meh unconfortbuls
now unnerstand taht ahm jus curious. why do et maek joo uncumfurballs?
jus wunnerin.
“Uncumfurballs”? I don no how to spel teh funnie laff sownd dat juss caym frum me! Gud wurd!
I noes. I unnerstans, gascat. It juss luk a litto yuckee too sum peepuls. Sum tinks cute, sum tinks ewww. Dat teh way of life, I gesses.
uncumfurballs- dats gud wun gascat! Dat bedder den da UPcumfurballs!
yur kitti berri gud at UPcumfurballs, haz himz own spotbot cleaner at da readi!
momcat
(I tink der be lotsa new peeps heer, shud xplain, wez “split purrrsonality”, ifnz post sais “momcat” iz me, gascatz momcat.
Iz much easier on lazi momi den havven to awlwayz retypes name…. )
wez alzo can has teh Spotbot- 1 hear 2 clene up aftre goggie. 1 at dotter’s haws 2 clene up aftre kitteh. Adjing aminals kans havz mennie funkshunal pawblems!
awww, glad yu liekeded et!!
une uv dose flashes uv inspurraton yu kno?
Dis weaves ah bahd tase in mai mouf….
Pleh, pleh, pleh!
Dis rekwirz teh rarelie attampted n almos nebber acheevd horazontil-stak parralel dubble cheezburger!! oo = nomnom
behry gud
IZ MAH KIBBUL!!!
NO IZ MINEZ!!!!
MINEZ!!!
GGRRRRRRR
mah kibbul.
give it bak!
all git it een if ai has to daiv doun yer troat!
fine– pleh! *railroad trax assident showd*
*liks awf teh udder tung- (dese is dawgs, nawt hygenic kittehs)*
sqweeeel!
iz kitsunerina!!
i lurves goggehs, butt dey iznt so smart as kittehs, or pretty, or k-l-e-e-n….
LMMFAO! Dogz r dum!
Ya….but dey be cute!
*Pigs Are Stoooopidddd….Heeheehee*
Sowwy. I cuddun hep mahself.
/runs awai.
ceptn wenz de named Wilbur…….
momcat
Babe ref FTW!! One of mai favurit mooveez!
they can stay joined.
Hay Lookit us!
Lookit!
LOOKIT!!!
Dis our impreshun uv French pudles!
Get it! “French” pudl–
k. is not so grate. sry