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Yu has flavor!
an it’s…me!
in the 80′s it was locked braces, now it’s locked tounge piercings. oh, the humanity !!!
Happiplayse dans fur Ambrkat!
Whut kine woog ewe laik? Valse? Tangoe? Fawkstrat?
Fawkstrawt bees jus rite fur Nov. 5
Fawks, Fawks, fawks traaaaat,
*dip, turn, quickstep*
ooh ooh, can Ai has tango? Ai iz havin lessins. Anybodee brort Alan Rickman?
Sry. Aye fink he’s in teenytiny Ingerland an ayme in teh Pawcific Norfwest of Merika.
Wigh dont joo cawl hims an invyte hims to teh dans!
We cans tayke terns cuttin in!
jo guises makn mi laff : ) DIS PIC FUR DA WIN.
omg cats is cutessies
ah’d liek tew vote awlso fur da tango. is gratest danse. ah hav fur a lawng tyme wanted tew tango tew billy joels sawng “innosent man”
* plays wiff a few steps*
*wishes she had a gentalman to seduwce wiff da power ov TANGO*
Alan Rickman….purr
Alan Rickman – MRREOOOWRRRR!!
Mebbe I did, but u cants borro hims, hims all mainnnnnn! *ebil cakel*
fawks trot for guy fawkes!
fawks trot moast fitting. Gud choyce – and congraz to u Ambercat. Ai wish ai cud find Alan *purr purr* Rickman fur u. Purrhaps in the bed with the white kitteh luk-out?
Ai is nao fawks-trotting fur you. *whoo hoo?* (Aye’m nawt shur “whoo hoo goes with fawks trot)
Oh deer – fur sum reeson ai mised taht Ambercat wanted to tango. Ai’m nao awl warmed up frum the fawks trot – so – it may be layte but -
ai’m tango-ing fur Ambercat
*step step step ummmmm pause
step step step turn* . . . . .Aim’ doin mai best awt heer bai maiself, but ai thinks ai may luk a liddle silleh!
The reason scented crazy glue did not catch on…
Most ekksellent an awsum kommint!
No! U doooo!
I can has currectly speld “tongue”?
tung?
Dat’s rite!
Sry fur bein padan- pednt- pident-….. hung up on curect spelng.
no. i fink was spellt rite. tounge. dats a ruum ina fantsy hotell. gots drinks an dansing. kyewt liddel meetballs an finger sanwitches. howmevver, i doan finks dey use reel fingers in dose sanwitches…
I shur howpz nawt – u nebbur noze were dem fingurz been!
Bronzewind, u gabe mee a gud long laff obur dat wun!
um…ware bee dat hotell?
/HO-Tell?…snicker
NO-Tell…
juss ignore mee
they only use real fingers in wendy’s chili, duh
an real pee in tohse nuts on teh bar!
Ai can think ov nothink to say tah wudn’t emarrass me to peeces – ai wuz thinkin of sumthin to go with “cheezbawls” but . . .
‘sokay, cratz…hang roun heer long enuff an yu will fergit HOW too spel korektlee altugethur!!
HAY!! teh kittehs iz tryin there best……thay prob new tehere waz a U an a O in tongue, jus not suur whar.
Hee. You beat me to it
I dun mind “tung” or “tongue”, but “tounge” makes me throw up in my mouf a little.
*MM pulls owt CCC*
Oh! Ai cans do furstee dans fur Ambercat!
Step to teh lef
step to teh ryte
wiggle wiggle wiggle
hop step hop step
twrl twrl twrl
ooh MM that dans too hard for me
but I will kind of bounce at the margins of the dans floor.
Wut R we dansing to? Howbout “How mush iz taht dawgie in teh windoe?” – Ai lubs teh lyn abowt “Yu carnt taek a golbfeesh fore warks!”
wiggle wiggle wiggle
shake shake shake
jig-
*uu. storp it*
wiggle wiggle wiggle
shake shake shake
widdle jump
bigger jump
lands buum on da feets
left butt cheek rite butt cheek
wiggle wiggle wiggle
backs up
take a run an – -
slides on mah neeehs!~
Has yu been wotchin Peter Kay?!
nah. hu’s dat?
srsly. doan knows wai sumbuddy gived me wun burger when alls i diz wuz ast a kweshun….
Aw, doan feels bad, ittehbittehkitteh….it makez mee sad.
Dere is a vereh tinee populashun ub berry, berry stoopid peepul on heer hu has teh lame brainz. Dey wud gib Einstein wun burgur. Jus ignore doze stoopies. I hatez dat kine ub jurkiness, too. Hard too ignore, I noes it!!!
ALSO dere bee glitchee problems, and dummies what click teh wrong end.
Enneyway,…
well,
*hugs ittehbittehkitteh*
/runs wai.
Ai got hit bai teh Ebil Low-burger gibbib=n troll fore sain itz nys taht we’s awl bein nys agin – wich int nyse!
Ai know – stranj – taht. Purrhaps they reelee R teh stoopees and thinks teh left burger is the best burger.
We cud frum nao own just think taht sum stoopee liddle no-tech – village idyot reelee LUVS yur comment and so always kliks awn left burger.
It must bee so!
fanks everbuddy!! i nawt upset, just cudnt unnerstand whut i did rong. if ennyfing. an mebbe it were just sumbuddy scrolling, nawt trolling an dey goes an hit da burger on da lef…
fanks ambercat. i gonna google peter kay an see if he make meh laff or sit dere wif a ‘huh’ xpresshun on mah fayce…
Hims a verree funnee stand-up from Bolton (Bunee’s left armpit). Hims awl ober youtube, if yu wanna luk, but is verree parochial humor; me an mai sis pee owr pants laffin at him; mai bro-in-law sits tehre poker-faced.
these pic makes meh unconfortbuls
now unnerstand taht ahm jus curious. why do et maek joo uncumfurballs?
jus wunnerin.
“Uncumfurballs”? I don no how to spel teh funnie laff sownd dat juss caym frum me! Gud wurd!
I noes. I unnerstans, gascat. It juss luk a litto yuckee too sum peepuls. Sum tinks cute, sum tinks ewww. Dat teh way of life, I gesses.
uncumfurballs- dats gud wun gascat! Dat bedder den da UPcumfurballs!
yur kitti berri gud at UPcumfurballs, haz himz own spotbot cleaner at da readi!
momcat
(I tink der be lotsa new peeps heer, shud xplain, wez “split purrrsonality”, ifnz post sais “momcat” iz me, gascatz momcat.
Iz much easier on lazi momi den havven to awlwayz retypes name…. )
wez alzo can has teh Spotbot- 1 hear 2 clene up aftre goggie. 1 at dotter’s haws 2 clene up aftre kitteh. Adjing aminals kans havz mennie funkshunal pawblems!
awww, glad yu liekeded et!!
une uv dose flashes uv inspurraton yu kno?
Dis weaves ah bahd tase in mai mouf….
Pleh, pleh, pleh!
Dis rekwirz teh rarelie attampted n almos nebber acheevd horazontil-stak parralel dubble cheezburger!! oo = nomnom
behry gud
IZ MAH KIBBUL!!!
NO IZ MINEZ!!!!
MINEZ!!!
GGRRRRRRR
mah kibbul.
give it bak!
all git it een if ai has to daiv doun yer troat!
fine– pleh! *railroad trax assident showd*
*liks awf teh udder tung- (dese is dawgs, nawt hygenic kittehs)*
sqweeeel!
iz kitsunerina!!
i lurves goggehs, butt dey iznt so smart as kittehs, or pretty, or k-l-e-e-n….
LMMFAO! Dogz r dum!
Ya….but dey be cute!
*Pigs Are Stoooopidddd….Heeheehee*
Sowwy. I cuddun hep mahself.
/runs awai.
ceptn wenz de named Wilbur…….
momcat
Babe ref FTW!! One of mai favurit mooveez!
they can stay joined.
Hay Lookit us!
Lookit!
LOOKIT!!!
Dis our impreshun uv French pudles!
Get it! “French” pudl–
k. is not so grate. sry
i nawt frentch, so i nawt takin offensiveniss.
*hehehe*
I is French. An I is hiilee infyurriated an insullted. Wutchu teenk u bee dooin, talkin bout French pooduls dat way? Dey is not stoopy litto hos hu bee kissin all funkee an
Oh, I is lyin.
*hangs hed*
I has nuffin betta too doo than rite stoopee stuffs on heer..
oh kathleen-
u no rites stoopee stuff! onli stoopee stuff is meanny stuff, uz not doen dat!
An watz kud be bedda den ritten heer? wurk? pleh! doin mai homework? pleh, pleh! getten mai kidsos in bed? naowwwwwww!
keep ritin!
momca
Besides – u din’t fool uz fur moar tahn two minuets. We awl noes u is Irish!
pleez. she r eest irish. onlee sum peepel calls it “frantz” cause dey doan knows dat it were annext as eest irland. butt i nawt blames dem. dat onlee happened last yeer, an onlee 4 doze peepel hus firs names startin wif “k” or endin wif “een”.
Oh, well – taht explaynes a lot!
O, mah garsh! I juss came back an red all deez wunnerfull reesponses!! How deelitefull! Tanks, Janet, ittehbittehkitteh, an gascat!!
I is not French.
I is BELGIAN.
sniff.
/heehee
….. wow……
i has to tell u how mutch i lurves ur waffelz…
*hehehehe*
btw, i r mutt. norvern yuropeen an amerrikan nativ mutt.
teh goggies……do not want. whar mah kittehs?
Now, now. Wun muss tolurate a few stoopy goggies too appreshiate teh wunnerfullness ub teh kittehs.
U noe, tat yin yang ting.
asidez, goggies can be kyoot two! Deh gibs da kittiz sumfun two fink about! (least mine does)
an sum wurds are ackshuly bipet- multipet……. can be used for both goggies n kittiz!
“wigglebutz ub joy “iz an extremli acurate discripshun ub mai googie!
momcat
dak, Aye m glad dey put dis wun here! It reminz me of mai lil Walter hoo just went to teh rainbo brig….he musta lukked like dis whin he wuz a puppee….I sure miss mai lil ratdog! I onlee reskued him whin he wuz berry old an sik…but aye tried to make his last kuppala yeerz happee.
OH, COL!!!
Mah ais is big and sad fur ur storeh..
Lass kuppala yeerz happee…dat is teh mos wunnerful.
*hugs self wif happees fur happee endeeng*
Shud at leest b simpel enuff 2 seprerate ‘em.
kleever NEbuddy?
nah…. u duznt has 2 b klevver 2 getz dem appart. just frow 2 bones in 2 direktions…
(jk – i knowed u meen “kleeeever” nawt klevver…)
iz lyke dey say,
“Fast, cheap, or good, pick any two…”
WE can haz cheezburger!
corexion: cheezburgerZ!
how can ai has goin to teh bathroomz??
=O
conjoined litterboxez
u not.
bee verrruh, verrruh angreh, verruh verruh soon.
/crokigatur
wait – is that the animal which is joined at the butt and can’t poop, and is VERY VERY ANGRY ?
iz that nawt Rosie O’Donnell?
nah – RO’D is moar teh ourobouros: fayce up awl in her own snakey garhagrah hooty tooty pleh.
dats rite, gurl
Yummmmy…you’re right, that new kibbles is delish…thanx for the sample, mate!
Growse out challenj: guess were mai tung was b4 dis???
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
growse out meets yer challenj an raises:
ah dunno, lemme tayste after ah lik up after teh kittehorkins
I seen peepul du the kissin lyke dis
Les’ see if it werks
dats cute, D.R. I memmurs ur name cuz u ses gud stuff.
dum low votur: pleh too u.
Goggehs bof after teh invisibul icecreem kone.
I dubl dog dare ya!
dat splainz so much!
i lol’d
Verry clevvur, buggin2go!
“twin” doggehs appear ti not beh same breed. biggah=Silkeh, smallah=Yorkeh
LOL kittehs easieh to identify.
both Yorkehs
teh biggah is teh smallah’s son
SOWY Weird angul of biggeh dogges hed -luked like Silkeh Noz luk longeh-ears biggeh. mi mistake! LOL biggeh is smalleh’s son!
Frensh Kisseng: Ur Doing it Rong!
They were likely fighting one minute later!
WUT.
>:(
I maded u a Alan Rickman an it gott nommed.
I is angree.
I waits, and taps foot.
Links be getting nommed sumtaims. Sumtaims dey turns up laytur.
o noez! yoo cannnnnot maek funz uf birf defekt liek con…cunj…simeez twinz.
It maek me too sad to reed dis an see dis pikchur! yoo peeplz r 2 meen!!!
Iz a legul pruffeshunul an uhrobiks instruckter! Yoo r nawt rite! I neberrr reed dis site uhgen, NEBER.
(I praktisink mai troll. How I du?)
YELL IT BAY-BEE! ALL CAPPERS !
just my observation
priddy gud.
But u has to add,
Dis jus rong. TINK OF TEH LOLTUNGZZ!!!!
an gib evrywun ONE BURGUR ONLEE!!!!
Trollz. Ecchhh.
da panfer kitteh, u nawtee fing!
butt u noes, u had mee at twinz!!! Not needin too be explainin!
well, yesh, I gess u doo. sum peepuls r hardur too unnerstan teh sarCATsicals.*
yesh, shweeteee, u du good troll.
*funnee ting about sarcastic stuffs. I red sumware dat peepul hu not get sarcasum hab diffurunt brane stuffs dan peepul hu doo. Verrrrehhhh interestinnnn…….
mus b rit brane as poosed to wung brane……
hummmmmm, (sinks back into da shurbery!)
momcat
yup.
peepul ho not get sarcasum hab diffurunt brane stuffs dan peepul ho doo.
haz nuffin 2 doo wiff intelliguhnss – is de asperger syndrome.
juss sayin.
/mumrik (ho has de asperger lyte, butt *awlmost* awlweighs gets de sarcasum)
Iz awlso sumtims diffcult tu noze wedder sumtin is smarcastic or reel on teh innerwebs cos in reel laif u has teh tone ob voys and fayshull expresshun to gib u teh cloo. But eben tehn, sum peeps duz nawt get teh sarcasm – ai wunce wurked wiv sumwun an u had to say “Bill, this is a joke” an he wud laff an laff. If ju didn’t say taht, he tuk u seereyusly. Ebery taim. Eben if ju sed taht Hillary Clinton wuz a man or an Inlishman Scawtsman and Welshman went into a bar or sumtin.
dats asperger syndrom furr ya.
tone ob voys n fayshull expresshun r tainee cloos, offentaimz *2* tainee furr peepul wiff asperger syndrome.
draivz mai frendz krazee wehn ai no gets de joke n taekz fings seereyusly.
draivz AI krazee wehn ai reeuhlaiz ai no getz joke.
oh, de hyooman eaty…
dar b so MENNI fings waht oe no unnerstan.
Eberybuddy good at sum stuff, nawt so gud at udder stuff. Whirled wud be bery dull if we wuz awl teh saim. Ai am anul retentiv corntrol freek an drives awl mai frenz nuts bai gettin eberywaer half hour earlee an nawt takin well tu last minit changes of plan. Ai meen, REALLY nawt well. Fren of mine awlso has Aspergers, ai is shoor ur frenz nawt rilly mad at ju.
An tehr be menni meeni tings wut ai no unnerstan too! Awltho I did lurn yesturdai that ju can gets cawfee in a bocks. ICHC bery edumacayshunul.
wew…dat wun point.
Butt mai mommee, not hab aspergurs. She bee berrreh sweet wunnerfull laddee an ebberybuddee lub her. She a little bossy, berry hard wurker. Abberuj intellujentz, extruh hai work ethic.
She not get teh sarcazzum, eeder. Bee verreh down too erth, butt classy too.
Is innersestin too me.
Dat wuz pretty gud trollin…..BUT, iz yu pink an floofy too??????
hey! wate!! iz u referrin to apple-hedded simeez or da triangleh-hedded simeez? i gonna wate 2 heers back on dis b4 i getz insultimated.
(i r apple-hedded mahseff.)
(kinda apple-boddied)
(like a buncha apples, 2 beeg wuns on tawp, couple daown da sidez…)
(an blu-eyded)
(butt nawt cross-eyded – dat r stereotypin an r RONG)
- – howm i doin on da rebuttal troll fing? cause i finks dere mebbe moar dan wun types of trolls. sum of dem rebutts!!!
an nao i gibs {{{hugs}}} to mah frenz cause i lurves dem and to da trolls cause dey needs dem. (dem meenin hugs)
wow, ittehbitteh. U is almoas as pathologically nice as mee.
I can has fren?
behbeh, u has fren 4 life!!!
mmwaaa
Jus goez 2 show how smart goggies arnt. Stoopy iz az stoopy duz.
New olympic games as introduced by our lovely puppeh contestants:
You must both carry a treat together, using our tongues only, in a show of team spirit. Go 10 feet, turn around, and go back to your team. Dropping treat or yanking it and wolfing it down results in disqualification. The winning team gets our lovely doggie bags to take home.
Are you ready? Get set, GO!
PS: handicap is avoiding sliding on drool / slobber. Team work WORKS!
ai tink pishure mek moir contvers..convlers…conteeservy….pooh..migst feelinks. Meenwail, goggies akses, we ken hev chzbregr soooop? s’kay, no need teh spoonsz.
wee iz playin tug ov war wiv ur forskin.
so…
much…
WRONG
ju noe it!
Haha, these ICHC pics always crack me up, keep ‘em coming guys.
This is not funny. I know a pair of conjoined twins. When I showed them this picture, they felt brutally degraded. We hope to get this site taken down so that the inhumane lack of consideration will STOP FOR GOOD.
I iz just kidding! lolz 2 teh pic!
ther very cuite i am just woundering if they really are or if they are kissing?
I can has spellzcheck?
T-O-N-G-U-E
uhmmm hahaha,so cute may bf and i is doing it always,.haha,.lyk ryt now.,haha,.