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Joined at the tounge

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  1. Ambercat says:

    Yu has flavor!

  2. kimw says:

    The reason scented crazy glue did not catch on…

  3. kitteh en da citteh says:

    No! U doooo!

  4. cratz says:

    I can has currectly speld “tongue”?

  5. ManfredMom says:

    *MM pulls owt CCC*

    Oh! Ai cans do furstee dans fur Ambercat!

    Step to teh lef
    step to teh ryte
    wiggle wiggle wiggle
    hop step hop step
    twrl twrl twrl

    • Shera (kittehvet) says:

      ooh MM that dans too hard for me

      but I will kind of bounce at the margins of the dans floor.

    • Ambercat says:

      Wut R we dansing to? Howbout “How mush iz taht dawgie in teh windoe?” – Ai lubs teh lyn abowt “Yu carnt taek a golbfeesh fore warks!”

    • ittehbittehkitteh says:

      wiggle wiggle wiggle
      shake shake shake
      jig-
      *uu. storp it*
      wiggle wiggle wiggle
      shake shake shake
      widdle jump
      bigger jump
      lands buum on da feets
      left butt cheek rite butt cheek
      wiggle wiggle wiggle
      backs up
      take a run an – -
      slides on mah neeehs!~

      • Ambercat says:

        Has yu been wotchin Peter Kay?!

        • ittehbittehkitteh says:

          nah. hu’s dat?

          • ittehbittehkitteh says:

            srsly. doan knows wai sumbuddy gived me wun burger when alls i diz wuz ast a kweshun….

            • Kathleen says:

              Aw, doan feels bad, ittehbittehkitteh….it makez mee sad. :(

              Dere is a vereh tinee populashun ub berry, berry stoopid peepul on heer hu has teh lame brainz. Dey wud gib Einstein wun burgur. Jus ignore doze stoopies. I hatez dat kine ub jurkiness, too. Hard too ignore, I noes it!!!

              ALSO dere bee glitchee problems, and dummies what click teh wrong end.

              Enneyway,…

              well,

              *hugs ittehbittehkitteh*
              /runs wai.

            • Ambercat says:

              Ai got hit bai teh Ebil Low-burger gibbib=n troll fore sain itz nys taht we’s awl bein nys agin – wich int nyse!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Ai know – stranj – taht. Purrhaps they reelee R teh stoopees and thinks teh left burger is the best burger.

              We cud frum nao own just think taht sum stoopee liddle no-tech – village idyot reelee LUVS yur comment and so always kliks awn left burger.

              It must bee so!

            • ittehbittehkitteh says:

              fanks everbuddy!! i nawt upset, just cudnt unnerstand whut i did rong. if ennyfing. an mebbe it were just sumbuddy scrolling, nawt trolling an dey goes an hit da burger on da lef…

              fanks ambercat. i gonna google peter kay an see if he make meh laff or sit dere wif a ‘huh’ xpresshun on mah fayce…

          • Ambercat says:

            Hims a verree funnee stand-up from Bolton (Bunee’s left armpit). Hims awl ober youtube, if yu wanna luk, but is verree parochial humor; me an mai sis pee owr pants laffin at him; mai bro-in-law sits tehre poker-faced.

  6. Malsbean says:

    these pic makes meh unconfortbuls

    • gascat says:

      now unnerstand taht ahm jus curious. why do et maek joo uncumfurballs?
      jus wunnerin.

      • cratz says:

        “Uncumfurballs”? I don no how to spel teh funnie laff sownd dat juss caym frum me! Gud wurd!

        • Kathleen says:

          I noes. I unnerstans, gascat. It juss luk a litto yuckee too sum peepuls. Sum tinks cute, sum tinks ewww. Dat teh way of life, I gesses. :)

        • gascat says:

          uncumfurballs- dats gud wun gascat! Dat bedder den da UPcumfurballs!
          yur kitti berri gud at UPcumfurballs, haz himz own spotbot cleaner at da readi!

          momcat

          (I tink der be lotsa new peeps heer, shud xplain, wez “split purrrsonality”, ifnz post sais “momcat” iz me, gascatz momcat.
          Iz much easier on lazi momi den havven to awlwayz retypes name…. )

          • kiwican says:

            wez alzo can has teh Spotbot- 1 hear 2 clene up aftre goggie. 1 at dotter’s haws 2 clene up aftre kitteh. Adjing aminals kans havz mennie funkshunal pawblems!

        • gascat says:

          awww, glad yu liekeded et!!

          une uv dose flashes uv inspurraton yu kno?

  7. 207TJ says:

    Dis weaves ah bahd tase in mai mouf….

  8. LuvBJones says:

    Dis rekwirz teh rarelie attampted n almos nebber acheevd horazontil-stak parralel dubble cheezburger!! oo = nomnom

  9. Melissa says:

    IZ MAH KIBBUL!!!
    NO IZ MINEZ!!!!
    MINEZ!!!
    GGRRRRRRR
    mah kibbul.

    • kitsunerina says:

      give it bak!
      all git it een if ai has to daiv doun yer troat!

      fine– pleh! *railroad trax assident showd*
      *liks awf teh udder tung- (dese is dawgs, nawt hygenic kittehs)*

      • ittehbittehkitteh says:

        sqweeeel!
        iz kitsunerina!!
        i lurves goggehs, butt dey iznt so smart as kittehs, or pretty, or k-l-e-e-n….

  10. DianaE says:

    LMMFAO! Dogz r dum!

  11. EvilThots says:

    they can stay joined.

  12. Swampy says:

    Hay Lookit us!
    Lookit!

    LOOKIT!!!

    Dis our impreshun uv French pudles!
    Get it! “French” pudl–

    k. is not so grate. sry

  13. dak says:

    teh goggies……do not want. whar mah kittehs?

    • Kathleen says:

      Now, now. Wun muss tolurate a few stoopy goggies too appreshiate teh wunnerfullness ub teh kittehs.

      U noe, tat yin yang ting.

      • gascat says:

        asidez, goggies can be kyoot two! Deh gibs da kittiz sumfun two fink about! (least mine does)
        an sum wurds are ackshuly bipet- multipet……. can be used for both goggies n kittiz!
        “wigglebutz ub joy “iz an extremli acurate discripshun ub mai googie!

        momcat

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      dak, Aye m glad dey put dis wun here! It reminz me of mai lil Walter hoo just went to teh rainbo brig….he musta lukked like dis whin he wuz a puppee….I sure miss mai lil ratdog! I onlee reskued him whin he wuz berry old an sik…but aye tried to make his last kuppala yeerz happee.

  14. Molly says:

    Shud at leest b simpel enuff 2 seprerate ‘em. ;)

  15. catalogical humor says:

    WE can haz cheezburger!

    corexion: cheezburgerZ!

  16. ailoruphile says:

    how can ai has goin to teh bathroomz??

    =O

  17. leaf says:

    Yummmmy…you’re right, that new kibbles is delish…thanx for the sample, mate!

  18. buggin2go says:

    Growse out challenj: guess were mai tung was b4 dis???

  19. D.R. says:

    I seen peepul du the kissin lyke dis

    Les’ see if it werks

  20. CJ says:

    Goggehs bof after teh invisibul icecreem kone.

  21. buggin2go says:

    I dubl dog dare ya!

  22. Jaycee says:

    “twin” doggehs appear ti not beh same breed. biggah=Silkeh, smallah=Yorkeh
    LOL kittehs easieh to identify.

  23. SarahD says:

    Frensh Kisseng: Ur Doing it Rong!

  24. cyclepromo says:

    They were likely fighting one minute later!

  25. Kathleen says:

    WUT.

    >:(

    I maded u a Alan Rickman an it gott nommed.

    I is angree.

    I waits, and taps foot.

  26. dapanferkitteh says:

    o noez! yoo cannnnnot maek funz uf birf defekt liek con…cunj…simeez twinz.

    It maek me too sad to reed dis an see dis pikchur! yoo peeplz r 2 meen!!!

    Iz a legul pruffeshunul an uhrobiks instruckter! Yoo r nawt rite! I neberrr reed dis site uhgen, NEBER.

    (I praktisink mai troll. How I du?)

    • leaf says:

      YELL IT BAY-BEE! ALL CAPPERS !

      just my observation

    • Melissa says:

      priddy gud.
      But u has to add,
      Dis jus rong. TINK OF TEH LOLTUNGZZ!!!!
      an gib evrywun ONE BURGUR ONLEE!!!!
      Trollz. Ecchhh.

    • Kathleen says:

      da panfer kitteh, u nawtee fing! :)

      butt u noes, u had mee at twinz!!! Not needin too be explainin!

      well, yesh, I gess u doo. sum peepuls r hardur too unnerstan teh sarCATsicals.*

      yesh, shweeteee, u du good troll. :lol:

      *funnee ting about sarcastic stuffs. I red sumware dat peepul hu not get sarcasum hab diffurunt brane stuffs dan peepul hu doo. Verrrrehhhh interestinnnn…….

      • gascat says:

        mus b rit brane as poosed to wung brane……

        hummmmmm, (sinks back into da shurbery!)

        momcat

      • mumrik says:

        yup.
        peepul ho not get sarcasum hab diffurunt brane stuffs dan peepul ho doo.
        haz nuffin 2 doo wiff intelliguhnss – is de asperger syndrome.
        juss sayin.

        /mumrik (ho has de asperger lyte, butt *awlmost* awlweighs gets de sarcasum)

        • SJ says:

          Iz awlso sumtims diffcult tu noze wedder sumtin is smarcastic or reel on teh innerwebs cos in reel laif u has teh tone ob voys and fayshull expresshun to gib u teh cloo. But eben tehn, sum peeps duz nawt get teh sarcasm – ai wunce wurked wiv sumwun an u had to say “Bill, this is a joke” an he wud laff an laff. If ju didn’t say taht, he tuk u seereyusly. Ebery taim. Eben if ju sed taht Hillary Clinton wuz a man or an Inlishman Scawtsman and Welshman went into a bar or sumtin.

          • mumrik says:

            dats asperger syndrom furr ya.
            tone ob voys n fayshull expresshun r tainee cloos, offentaimz *2* tainee furr peepul wiff asperger syndrome.

            draivz mai frendz krazee wehn ai no gets de joke n taekz fings seereyusly.
            draivz AI krazee wehn ai reeuhlaiz ai no getz joke.

            oh, de hyooman eaty…

            dar b so MENNI fings waht oe no unnerstan.

            • SJ says:

              Eberybuddy good at sum stuff, nawt so gud at udder stuff. Whirled wud be bery dull if we wuz awl teh saim. Ai am anul retentiv corntrol freek an drives awl mai frenz nuts bai gettin eberywaer half hour earlee an nawt takin well tu last minit changes of plan. Ai meen, REALLY nawt well. Fren of mine awlso has Aspergers, ai is shoor ur frenz nawt rilly mad at ju.

              An tehr be menni meeni tings wut ai no unnerstan too! Awltho I did lurn yesturdai that ju can gets cawfee in a bocks. ICHC bery edumacayshunul.

        • Kathleen says:

          wew…dat wun point.

          Butt mai mommee, not hab aspergurs. She bee berrreh sweet wunnerfull laddee an ebberybuddee lub her. She a little bossy, berry hard wurker. Abberuj intellujentz, extruh hai work ethic.

          She not get teh sarcazzum, eeder. Bee verreh down too erth, butt classy too.

          Is innersestin too me.

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      Dat wuz pretty gud trollin…..BUT, iz yu pink an floofy too??????

    • ittehbittehkitteh says:

      hey! wate!! iz u referrin to apple-hedded simeez or da triangleh-hedded simeez? i gonna wate 2 heers back on dis b4 i getz insultimated.

      (i r apple-hedded mahseff.)
      (kinda apple-boddied)
      (like a buncha apples, 2 beeg wuns on tawp, couple daown da sidez…)
      (an blu-eyded)
      (butt nawt cross-eyded – dat r stereotypin an r RONG)

      - – howm i doin on da rebuttal troll fing? cause i finks dere mebbe moar dan wun types of trolls. sum of dem rebutts!!!

      an nao i gibs {{{hugs}}} to mah frenz cause i lurves dem and to da trolls cause dey needs dem. (dem meenin hugs)

  27. Skittercat says:

    Jus goez 2 show how smart goggies arnt. Stoopy iz az stoopy duz.

  28. leaf says:

    New olympic games as introduced by our lovely puppeh contestants:

    You must both carry a treat together, using our tongues only, in a show of team spirit. Go 10 feet, turn around, and go back to your team. Dropping treat or yanking it and wolfing it down results in disqualification. The winning team gets our lovely doggie bags to take home.

    Are you ready? Get set, GO!

    PS: handicap is avoiding sliding on drool / slobber. Team work WORKS!

  29. kathyb says:

    ai tink pishure mek moir contvers..convlers…conteeservy….pooh..migst feelinks. Meenwail, goggies akses, we ken hev chzbregr soooop? s’kay, no need teh spoonsz.

  30. typingisnotactivism says:

    wee iz playin tug ov war wiv ur forskin.

  31. jaredbares says:

    Haha, these ICHC pics always crack me up, keep ‘em coming guys.

  32. bxo bxo says:

    This is not funny. I know a pair of conjoined twins. When I showed them this picture, they felt brutally degraded. We hope to get this site taken down so that the inhumane lack of consideration will STOP FOR GOOD.

    I iz just kidding! lolz 2 teh pic!

  33. 8795420sy says:

    ther very cuite i am just woundering if they really are or if they are kissing?

  34. catcharmer says:

    I can has spellzcheck?

    T-O-N-G-U-E

  35. snoop says:

    uhmmm hahaha,so cute may bf and i is doing it always,.haha,.lyk ryt now.,haha,.


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