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We’s not ceeling cat, we not wanoo wach yoo masserbate.
i knowed you didnt mean ‘chewed up’ but it just popped into my mind.
ceiling cat watching you masticate yur steak dinner and thinking – OMG! the way huyoomins eat! tres gross!
It put teh burger on itz skin or else it gets teh hoose agen…
CHEEZMOSIS! NOOOOOOOOES!
Yas, it will, Preshus, won’t it? It will gets teh hose!
That just made me spit my water all over my screen, I love it!
Silens of Lams reference! Oooooohhhhhh as long as kittehs can’t has liver wif fava beens and a nice keeanty…
Exactly. It putz teh loshinz on its skin or els it gets teh hoze again
Or else u gets teh hos again…
I is not fining a dants.
An u has juss impressed teh #$%^ out ub mee wif ur furstee post.
Speshully cuz I lubs teh Hannibul stuffs.
Soes I duz a verrry classy, very tasteful dantz in a beeutiful ballgown, wiff a glass ub Chateau d’Y quemwine, too…
IF TRUE LOVE REIGNED.
Smootches.
Ta.
Ai missed teh dans, ennee wyn left?!
wai, ub corse. I sabed teh ress fur u, Ambercat.
It puts teh loshun in teh baskit…
i gives up rite nao, kittehs – u can has ennyfing u wants!!!
lillepushun lolkittehs frum Gullvers Travels?
loll-epushun kittehs, i fink – cause dey so kyewt! make meh lol!
(dis r a dangeris rode 2 hed daown…)
liddle pink nosie
splort
*dang…*
Manfred Mom? JCH4K? Enneeboddee? Wher teh CCC?! Hang awn, ittehbittehkitteh, Ai send serchanrescoo kitteh – hims got teh choklit in hims bakpak an can giv teh smoos an snorgles til sumwun gets to yu wit a mop and CHRG(wdoi)
fank u, ambercat. i tryin 2 hangs awn… iz hangin by a fredd… iz allways da pinkie nosie or pinkie toesies dat ~
s-p-l-o-r-t
*dang. fot i were dun*
But kittehs, where am I going to find burgers in a pit? Unless this is a barbecue pit…
Nad r probbem!
but . . . it iz yur problum!! ifn ai carnt make teh burgers yu duznt get teh burgers!!
yur rashonal dunt make cents to da kittehs.
jes gib dem da burgers!
an hans dem ober nic an slowly wif extera cheez an den nobodis getz hurtz!
oops- sry gascat- hit enter toos soon-
da me-
momcat
I noze. Gib me mah sellfone, an ah kallz teh keybab shawp 4 taekowt brgrz!
It putz da burgers in the baskit!
or it git teh HOZ AGIN!!!
Stoopie lil hoz?
[thinks about this]
…iz trik qweschun?
naw-
twiks r for kidds!
youz silly floofy wabbit!
momcat
plzzzz not dangle Paris and Britnee like that…i kin see their lack of underpants ACK
dat is a turribull mental image.
must scrub out my brains!
Stoopy hoz; whar mah moneys?
GAAGH!! U’z makin me laff!!!
It putz teh cheeze onto teh burgerz…
Ceeling Cat, haz assistentz!
Mush Ween!
Seelingkat haz bin breedin!
breedin an nawt just master- messter- playin wif hisseff.
Ceiling Cat is selling tickets!!!
Hyoomin looks up and sez, “D__n you, Ceiling Cat!”
It rubz tha loshun on itz skinz or else it getz da howse again…
OK, dat gud. Nao…wayt…wut u b….ACK! Not rub it deyr! We towld u we iz nawt liek Seeling Kat!! No want tu watch!! Sumwum get sope fr ar aiyz!!!!
Whe gibs u cellphoan n u call oud 4 dem. Led u oud only affer whe hab r cheezburgers!
Do joo wantz furfurs wif dat?
We has u in tyger trap stoopie humin. Flogginz will continues till nom nom improov.
FTW! Muz get teh t-shirt for work … noo soopervizer not so sooper, nebber bringz teh donuts.
Come bak, Mr. Joe! We missez the nomnomnom! Iz meanz U!!!!!
We haz wurss wun — she maek promisses, but nebber brings teh donuts. We calls dem “wish donuts” onnaccounta we onie wish we haz dem.
U cud callz dem do-nots cuz she do nots bringz dem.
Aye doan fink teh middle kitteh iz 100% wif teh plan.
She mite b owr wai owt!
Aye wil dixtrak teh odder wuns an joo gets her tenshun!
Psst…middle kitteh. U noes dat wen dey catch U (n dey will catch u), awl ov U will b goin to the big no cheezburger howse fur a long tiem. No gushi fud, no skratchee posts, no floofy beds, no sunbeems, jus a lotta tiem to thinks bout wat U dun. I doan fink U wan dat, do U?
Luk at teh ober tew – teyh habs no footur. U can sees it in theer ais. Tehy r gonna b in an owt ov teh no cheezburger howse fur teh rest ov tehyr 9 libes.
Ur diffrent. It doan hab to b liek dat fur U. Theerz still tiemz. Butts tiemz iz runnin owt.
middl kitteh: *blink blinkee*
romeow: rly, kitteh – yu can has a futur!
middl kitteh: umm..hmmm…(liks azz)
romeow: dadnABBIT!!11!
human – and then, ceiling cat was never heard from or seen again!!
kittehs – ~meeeeyowwwwwww~ tell da story again!!! or we gibs yu puddles of urp on yur forehead.
human – once upon a time…
“puddles of urp” FTW!!!!
Our mittens. Has you seen dem?
U no…R speshul mittens wif teh no posable fums.
An teh idiot-string up wun sleev an doun thother
Xcuse us, wez unnerstand thez iz tree blinded micees,
u knows weer wez culd findz dem?
Wii seez farmerz wive…kthxbai
Weh ar teh kittehz uf da KORN
Villij ov teh kittehs…
“We noes all ur seekrits!”
un deux trois cats say
fourth quatre cinq
Kliban FTW!
really?! i juss maded it up!
it haz a Kliban flavor…snicker
Iz Kliban cartoon — pickshur of puddel wif bubbelz. Liddel kid poyntin to puddel, sayin “Quatre cinq!”
I liks da wun wif da big kitti pontin at pile ub liddl brown dots.
kitti say “maowsi dung”
awh- I agn myselves again….
momcat
yu has snickers? Enuff to shayr wit ebbereewun?
Xcuse us, wii unnerstand thez iz tree blinded micees,
u nose weer wii culd findz dem?
Wii seez farmerz wive…kthxbai
Dey mus b sum sophi….sofi…sopy…hi-mayntnins kittehs 2 b wants teh detailed mouses…
*crickets*
*cough*
Iz dis ting on?
! Yous wants hose again?
Sew sorry fur repeatz commentz. Firestee tyme, dedn’t showz up on mi screenz.
Let us grab him now,
Do him in, while we’v got teh time
Let us leave him here,
All alonez, and he’s bound to run out ov happy.
We needs moneys for cheezburgerz. Letss sell him, lol.
Joseph… Dreamcoat ref. Yaay!
Por por kitteh, wut yu gonna do?
Tings luk bad fore yu, hey, wut yu gonna do?
watz ya guna do when de kum fur u!
bad kittis!
(ps wuld u belives dat a bob marley songz?!)
momcat
And u stays down der Hillary
We’s gotz campaynin to do wifowt habbin to worree bout ju!
Da three finulizt awn “Teh Nekst Seeling Kat” fays teh nekst tu lazt chalenj.
Billie, Rosie and Varla…Ruffian ragamuffin kittehs causing mayhem in ur desert countryside
Catberus sez:
Hao u liek teh Chaymbur uv Sekretz nao?
Super duper cute. nuff said.
http://www.wannasmile.com
theoreticaly cats don’t eats humanz … theoreticaly…
so better tellz us wher you keeps teh burgerz
An rememmber – we iz BERY closely relayted tu panfers an lyuns an tohs udder guys wit teh big teefs and tehy DUZ eatz hyoomins. Ju wants to bet agains owr DNA?
An joo finded us doz losted mittens or der b sum big cryin down der.
oh and gibz us burgerz wile ur at it!
Kthxbai!
Hehe. U wantz burgers, kittehs? C’mon down here an get ‘em!
it puts the cheezburger in the basket or it gets the hose again
It puts the cheezburger in the basket!
doh! you beat me to it!
look at all da gekkos. ~drools~
who brung da pepto?
Ceiling cats in training.
so… meny… [shiver]
Dang, I hate ordering lunch for the whole office.
middel kitteh saiz –
guyz. ai doan lyk this condo. ai doan lyk da naburrs downstares. letz go luke at odder plaises. cmon. GUYZ. CMON. GUY-YZ!
Lisen up. Deez sistas meen biznez
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
hickory dickory duck,
three kittehs went up a clock.
the clock fell down the hole.
now they blame the dog, who doesn’t know anything at all
c’est la chien.
human can get cheezburger for autotrader instead? kthx.
Thats gotta be one of the cutest things ive ever seen!
Nah, is not teh Joe Dirt … Kittehs is Strate Outta Compton!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:N.W.A.StraightOuttaComptonalbumcover.jpg
it puts the burgers on it’s skin or else it gets the licks again!