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Helloooo kitteh!
Do da nawt secund dans fur Hissy!
*bow, dans wif fan held caerfuly uprite, an fingurs spread purrfekly*
Dōmo arigatō Elvis.
wee are japppaneeEeeze iff joo plz
Wun liddle mayd izza brite Nom Nom?
too liddi maids in attendence come!
free liddi maids iz da total sum!
momcat
Free liddle mayds from skool,
Free lidle mayds from skool!
(iz singin an dansin!)
Dōmo arigatō mr roboto!
momcat
i is da modern cat… secret secert i can has secret…
Styx reference FT(simultaenous)W/L
Elvis n ai r nao dansing a delicate, statelee fan danse fur Hissy. awl r invited to joyne us.
Bring yur prittee fans, pleese.
(U know hao to do it, rite? U thinks “I has a prittee fan” and *poof* u has won!)
But… da onlee fan dans Aye noze involvs tekkin awf ma cloze…..
Sigh….Mebbee in 50 lbs Aye do dat wun…. til den, Aye hoola dans!
*Sway…sway.. wayv…sway…turn*
Hoola nice too!
*shayks ur heeps furioushly*
But at ICHC we is awl beeyootiful. So do teh fan danse wit us!
Hai! Janet-san, I doez fan danse wif yoo. I even puts on mai fancee kimono (I reelee do hav wun)!
*waves fan an twirlz*
I has kimono tu! I puts it on, tinks of fan, *poof* has a fan. Now i duz fan danse wit awl of yu.
YES!! YES!! Hissy bee furst AND has a reel pickshur!!!!
*Hugs self wif glee*
So glad u gotz teh chance, agin, Hissy!
memwahs of a geighsha, let me show u them
I gaijin… Kitteh no likee meh.
patty-cake, patty-cake….
shud to be Nom nom nomisday?
nom nom nomimasen.
Domo arigato, Mister Tomcato!
Tea and crumpets! Oh, goody!
I wanz tu haz mai sushi plz.
KTHXBAI!
Wax on … wax off
When I was in S.African missions (Y.W.A.M.1986), it were girls do girlie-clean tings and teh guys do the big, brawny outdoor cleaning. My team was assigned to clean the boy’s bathroom dorm floor. Yep-shakes her head. But to keep it light and not tink about poor, beautiful parquet floor deese guys almost ruin (or in american: why I clean up after deese guys???)
, I say “wax on.. wax off and udder K.Kid stuff while we (girls) waxes on our girlie knees and bring dis floor to beautimus aginz. My wood-worker heart was crying at the, what I thought was permanent, damage. But we girls was good at teh waxing…purty floor agin. Much (MUCH) girlie griping to the boyz, tho… and dey had a cookout (braai) to tank us.
Whut a storee!! But seemz excessiflee crooel to maek teh gurls cleen the boi’s bathroom. How cud it bee taht boi’s bathroom had byootifull parquet floor? Ai luvs wood, too - tho haz never had tiem to do teh woodwerking.
But hooray taht u saved teh byootiful floor! Ai hoep it wuz a reelee gud cookout!
it were nom-nom-nom!!!!!!!!
an well come 2 mai tempul. plz 2 reemov ur shooz.
wee fils dem wif harbles wiles joo vizit.
Joo cans has soovin….suvin…..sumpfin to takes home wif joo.
u uant 500 dollah?!!
oooh, ai shuld kno taht wun,
(stoopy brain)
n da aftuh kaorake we cn haz frendly hara kiri richualz
Frenlee? Yoo halp me, Aye halp yoo? *gulp* Hoo goze furst?
(Iz B! heer, lawged into ma WP accownt!)
We roshamboze fr it. Ai go furst.
Icanhazsushiburger?
EZ onna ries, pleez.
Of corse, it be coming wit flied lice or steemeded lice, insted of teh ries.
Plenny wasabi!
edam ame weep!
(shitake happens)
UR fungusing us?
Doan maek me loos mai tempura!
tempura paints: usez wit adult supervizion. Hard to clean out of the carpet.
gonna cost lotsa monet.
better blame it on teh gogh-ie
yuz means
せることができcheesburger?
ありがとうございました人間の最も優れた
thank you most excellent human
momcat
Maybe u meansed: chiezburgurを貰えませんか？
Or iz victim of G**gle Tranlsatorz? XD
Confucius kitteh say “greatest glory is nawt in never falling, but in rising every time we fall”
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Hao teh kitteh blow noze? Ai nebber saw dat. Uze teh hangkie or teh tishue?
Ai thinkz always teh hangkie, with lacee edge. Kittehz r verree classee.
Dunno ’bout kittehs … but them puppies just blow on the bird-in-paw.
Butteredbreadcat is wearing teh conundrum. And is confususus err confused.
Iz tihs reel Confooshus kwote? Iz gud wun, tink Ai’ll has it awn mai grayvstoen…akchully, taht nawt such grate idia!
Wud werk if u is plannin to be a zombee….jus sayin
umm….yep is really corfushis, nawt sur if he really had a kitter…lol
kitteh say “Well comes to Happy Sushi…” and ish pleezd to taked yer order!
Japuneez cat iz turnin Japuneez (I rilly tink so).
Congrats awn toodai’s eerwurm!
Huh, I has had “I’m a kittykat” awl teh dam day so bery glad of nu wun.
Ai keeps goen bak to “Cat’s in teh cradle” form teh “Dad…” post!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I’d just managed to forget that wun….an nao its bak.
Ai may has tu shoot maiself. In teh meentime, happy almostbonfirenite to awl in teenytiny Ingerland - ai tink tihs calls fur mullded wain an sossijis awn stiks glazed wit hunny (teh sossijis, nawt teh stiks) and teeny baked taters wiv sowr creem an maybe sum moar mullded wain - it’s cold owt!