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  1. Hissy says:

    Helloooo kitteh!

  2. Betty says:

    memwahs of a geighsha, let me show u them

  3. Seti says:

    I gaijin… Kitteh no likee meh. :(

  4. HUMANSLAVE says:

    patty-cake, patty-cake….

  5. Andrea says:

    shud to be Nom nom nomisday?

  6. sish says:

    Domo arigato, Mister Tomcato!

  7. MaskedKat says:

    Tea and crumpets! Oh, goody!

  8. Gajolo says:

    I wanz tu haz mai sushi plz.

    KTHXBAI!

  9. Menopaws says:

    Wax on … wax off

    • Shaungrl says:

      When I was in S.African missions (Y.W.A.M.1986), it were girls do girlie-clean tings and teh guys do the big, brawny outdoor cleaning. My team was assigned to clean the boy’s bathroom dorm floor. Yep-shakes her head. But to keep it light and not tink about poor, beautiful parquet floor deese guys almost ruin (or in american: why I clean up after deese guys???) :( , I say “wax on.. wax off and udder K.Kid stuff while we (girls) waxes on our girlie knees and bring dis floor to beautimus aginz. My wood-worker heart was crying at the, what I thought was permanent, damage. But we girls was good at teh waxing…purty floor agin. Much (MUCH) girlie griping to the boyz, tho… and dey had a cookout (braai) to tank us.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Whut a storee!! But seemz excessiflee crooel to maek teh gurls cleen the boi’s bathroom. How cud it bee taht boi’s bathroom had byootifull parquet floor? Ai luvs wood, too – tho haz never had tiem to do teh woodwerking.

        But hooray taht u saved teh byootiful floor! Ai hoep it wuz a reelee gud cookout!

  10. karen says:

    an well come 2 mai tempul. plz 2 reemov ur shooz.

  11. ebwilkittehminion says:

    u uant 500 dollah?!!

  12. MIC says:

    n da aftuh kaorake we cn haz frendly hara kiri richualz

  13. Shaungrl says:

    Icanhazsushiburger?

  14. gayla34 says:

    Confucius kitteh say “greatest glory is nawt in never falling, but in rising every time we fall”

  15. thestral says:

    kitteh say “Well comes to Happy Sushi…” and ish pleezd to taked yer order!

  16. diva says:

    Japuneez cat iz turnin Japuneez (I rilly tink so).

  17. LBeeeze says:

    so plzed to see joo here

    oh noezzz !!! jooz no hafta uze de chopstix

    i mahself haz no pozable thumbs so no can uze dem mahzelf

  18. msmaryb says:

    I maked u sum sooshi but I eeted it.

  19. blest79 says:

    Konushiwa Kitteh-san LOL
    Love it! :D

  20. Max says:

    ALLAY KWEZENE!

  21. D.R. says:

    Helloo. I r on pilgramij.

    • Pittypat says:

      “Hero” is not a word Caine would use.
      He would simply say, “I am a kitteh.”

      • Weggity says:

        Kung Fu iz much win und awsum.

        • princess mu says:

          sooper extra tru!
          it was a seires of moral plays (wiff de okasional comic relife) much like the original star trek. I find dat sum ov de tings that ah consider basic truths were reiterated n dat dat program.

          ahll come on awt an say dat da second seriers played tribute tew the owtter aspects of de original show. but awn da subgekt ov depth der still wuz a meter or sew to go.

          purrhaps de producers knew dey could nawt repeat dat lovely axceedentt ov cre8tivitee. sew dey shawt fur a lower target… Da issues dat da original series adressed are (thank God) nawt sew ovious in owr mondern age. sew dey hadda reech tew far and da dramatization seemed cartunesh.

          n wut ive ceen ov daved katadeens film choices, ah get de impession dat he lykes a gude laff. he portayed da caine caracter sew well da furst tyme dat u can awlmost belive in him.
          afur awl ya cant akecpt film as gosple, it is more expressive. it is art.

          ke sew, i’ll go c da neighbiors an share wine : ) kthxbi : )

  22. thepetmuseum says:

    skip ryse caeks, go rite 2 sushi pls

  23. Allen says:

    Kushi kitteh is plezzed by your offaring!

  24. Pittypat says:

    “you are a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products.”
    stoopy forchoon cookie pleh.

  25. medicated_maiden says:

    fourtoone cookie being amercan made product an nao is being steriotipe of chineese cultoore. also is japaneese pitcher. also is adorable. also i has leftover hibachi steak and noodles beeping at meh from teh microwave in teh kitchen…nom nom nom

  26. philene says:

    an bless mai mommee n awl mai daddees, bruthers n sisters.
    ahhmenkthxbai

  27. 'steroid says:

    I speek to Japonees kitteh in lolJaponees:

    Wahtahshee wah kohnehkoh gar dice-key. Oochee knee ka-eh-row ka?

    • Pittypat says:

      kon-u-share-wun cheezburger?

      • Shaungrl says:

        All my puppers have horribal japaneze dizeese called ichibutt. LOL

        • Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

          ROTFLMBO

          Too tired to do lolspeak, sorry.

          When I was a kid, I used to spend summers at my aunt’s house in Washington. One year, the end of my visit was to coincide with a family reunion that was to be held in Reno. So my aunt decided we would drive down, pick up another aunt on the way, and I would be delivered to my parents at the reunion.

          Before leaving Washington, my aunt and I bought some hot pepperoni for my dad. When we stayed at the other aunt’s house, her little poodlepants was VERY interested in the pepperoni. We thought we’d put it up out of his reach, but in the morning, we saw … the empty bag in the poodlepants’ bed, and a poor poodlepants doing itchy-butt all along the floor. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    • Suppaa-Man says:

      Oh…. teh painz…

  28. catalogical humor says:

    oh hai
    well…um…namaste to u too, kitteh

  29. onceajinx says:

    Wen Aye wuz in Okinowhut, we awlwayz sed “kin-I-eet-yur-watch”!

    Aye kan haz yakisoba? mmmmmmmnomnomnomslurpyum!

  30. OINK says:

    Is Thailand Kitteh .. sez “SAWAHDEE”!

  31. halfbeast says:

    herro and wercome to rorcat! preezed to meat yoo!

  32. Bloostokking says:

    I tinx kitteh mebbe in Indeeah, nawt Japan — lukks liek kitteh doowin a namastay!

  33. falco says:

    In Japan, dere iz da pupular fud cheyn cawld Moss Burger. Ai dohn kno Y. but mebbee Japan katz say, I can has moss burger teri-stile? pls

    • falco says:

      I luk up in Wikkeepeedya an i spel rong. MOS Burger iz rayht. Dere motto iz
      “makin peeplz happi thru fud” iz gud gud motto.

  34. tomcat says:

    I can haz status uv untaudchoble?

    (sry, new here and no better ideas for spelling)

  35. Reese Tora says:

    ee-ra-shy!

    (baht pweez be cummin owt frum haiden behin da curtens!)

  36. Meg D(not C.O.) says:

    I thinkz u meenz”Konnichiwa,ogenki desuka?

  37. annyluvsprintie says:

    SJ ‘n’ frenz – sorry shd hav said Big Thanks for happy almostbonfirenight-greetings. Back atcha with special 5th Nov nomnoms for all!
    Ambercat, re Gai Forks – Yup.

  38. Caterina says:

    If the congregation will rise to pray…

  39. vervain says:

    Hajimemashite, kitteh!

  40. Amy Mark says:

    did you mean konnichiwa??????

  41. SuperGrouper says:

    If you mean “hello” in Japanese, the correct Romanization is “Konichiwa.”

  42. Bree says:

    Looks more like a Sawasdeecat to me.

  43. Becca says:

    Hai, it is Konnichi’ha, or wa. However, the kitteh is KAWAII!!!!

  44. Miku says:

    its konishiwa

  45. Lauren says:

    Don’t you mean “KONICHIWA”?


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