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Helloooo kitteh!
Do da nawt secund dans fur Hissy!
*bow, dans wif fan held caerfuly uprite, an fingurs spread purrfekly*
Dōmo arigatō Elvis.
wee are japppaneeEeeze iff joo plz
Wun liddle mayd izza brite Nom Nom?
too liddi maids in attendence come!
free liddi maids iz da total sum!
momcat
Free liddle mayds from skool,
Free lidle mayds from skool!
(iz singin an dansin!)
Dōmo arigatō mr roboto!
momcat
i is da modern cat… secret secert i can has secret…
Styx reference FT(simultaenous)W/L
Elvis n ai r nao dansing a delicate, statelee fan danse fur Hissy. awl r invited to joyne us.
Bring yur prittee fans, pleese.
(U know hao to do it, rite? U thinks “I has a prittee fan” and *poof* u has won!)
But… da onlee fan dans Aye noze involvs tekkin awf ma cloze…..
Sigh….Mebbee in 50 lbs Aye do dat wun…. til den, Aye hoola dans!
*Sway…sway.. wayv…sway…turn*
Hoola nice too!
*shayks ur heeps furioushly*
But at ICHC we is awl beeyootiful. So do teh fan danse wit us!
Hai! Janet-san, I doez fan danse wif yoo. I even puts on mai fancee kimono (I reelee do hav wun)!
*waves fan an twirlz*
I has kimono tu! I puts it on, tinks of fan, *poof* has a fan. Now i duz fan danse wit awl of yu.
YES!! YES!! Hissy bee furst AND has a reel pickshur!!!!
*Hugs self wif glee*
So glad u gotz teh chance, agin, Hissy!
memwahs of a geighsha, let me show u them
I gaijin… Kitteh no likee meh.
patty-cake, patty-cake….
shud to be Nom nom nomisday?
nom nom nomimasen.
Domo arigato, Mister Tomcato!
Tea and crumpets! Oh, goody!
I wanz tu haz mai sushi plz.
KTHXBAI!
Wax on … wax off
When I was in S.African missions (Y.W.A.M.1986), it were girls do girlie-clean tings and teh guys do the big, brawny outdoor cleaning. My team was assigned to clean the boy’s bathroom dorm floor. Yep-shakes her head. But to keep it light and not tink about poor, beautiful parquet floor deese guys almost ruin (or in american: why I clean up after deese guys???)
, I say “wax on.. wax off and udder K.Kid stuff while we (girls) waxes on our girlie knees and bring dis floor to beautimus aginz. My wood-worker heart was crying at the, what I thought was permanent, damage. But we girls was good at teh waxing…purty floor agin. Much (MUCH) girlie griping to the boyz, tho… and dey had a cookout (braai) to tank us.
Whut a storee!! But seemz excessiflee crooel to maek teh gurls cleen the boi’s bathroom. How cud it bee taht boi’s bathroom had byootifull parquet floor? Ai luvs wood, too – tho haz never had tiem to do teh woodwerking.
But hooray taht u saved teh byootiful floor! Ai hoep it wuz a reelee gud cookout!
it were nom-nom-nom!!!!!!!!
an well come 2 mai tempul. plz 2 reemov ur shooz.
wee fils dem wif harbles wiles joo vizit.
Joo cans has soovin….suvin…..sumpfin to takes home wif joo.
u uant 500 dollah?!!
oooh, ai shuld kno taht wun,
(stoopy brain)
n da aftuh kaorake we cn haz frendly hara kiri richualz
Frenlee? Yoo halp me, Aye halp yoo? *gulp* Hoo goze furst?
(Iz B! heer, lawged into ma WP accownt!)
We roshamboze fr it. Ai go furst.
Icanhazsushiburger?
EZ onna ries, pleez.
Of corse, it be coming wit flied lice or steemeded lice, insted of teh ries.
Plenny wasabi!
edam ame weep!
(shitake happens)
UR fungusing us?
Doan maek me loos mai tempura!
tempura paints: usez wit adult supervizion. Hard to clean out of the carpet.
gonna cost lotsa monet.
better blame it on teh gogh-ie
yuz means
せることができcheesburger?
ありがとうございました人間の最も優れた
thank you most excellent human
momcat
Maybe u meansed: chiezburgurを貰えませんか？
Or iz victim of G**gle Tranlsatorz? XD
Confucius kitteh say “greatest glory is nawt in never falling, but in rising every time we fall”
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Hao teh kitteh blow noze? Ai nebber saw dat. Uze teh hangkie or teh tishue?
Ai thinkz always teh hangkie, with lacee edge. Kittehz r verree classee.
Dunno ’bout kittehs … but them puppies just blow on the bird-in-paw.
Butteredbreadcat is wearing teh conundrum. And is confususus err confused.
Iz tihs reel Confooshus kwote? Iz gud wun, tink Ai’ll has it awn mai grayvstoen…akchully, taht nawt such grate idia!
Wud werk if u is plannin to be a zombee….jus sayin
umm….yep is really corfushis, nawt sur if he really had a kitter…lol
kitteh say “Well comes to Happy Sushi…” and ish pleezd to taked yer order!
Japuneez cat iz turnin Japuneez (I rilly tink so).
Congrats awn toodai’s eerwurm!
Huh, I has had “I’m a kittykat” awl teh dam day so bery glad of nu wun.
Ai keeps goen bak to “Cat’s in teh cradle” form teh “Dad…” post!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I’d just managed to forget that wun….an nao its bak.
Ai may has tu shoot maiself. In teh meentime, happy almostbonfirenite to awl in teenytiny Ingerland – ai tink tihs calls fur mullded wain an sossijis awn stiks glazed wit hunny (teh sossijis, nawt teh stiks) and teeny baked taters wiv sowr creem an maybe sum moar mullded wain – it’s cold owt!
Peeps in Ingerland eats da taters wiv sowr creem? I did not know dat. Fought it wuz strickly an Amerkun custom. LOLcats is so edumacational
And hunny glazed sossijis….nomnomnom!
Soundz extraordinarilee delishus. Iz tradishunal fud fur almostbonfirenite?
An teh treekletoffee an teh parkin an teh toffeeappuls taht R naawt so grate akchully. An teh hawt ribena, ob corse!
Gai Forks – teh onlee man to goe into parly-ment wit teh rite idiah!
ai iz glad Ambercat menshunned teh parkin. it iz der mos deeeelish. nom nom nom.
Ai wud lak 2 try but unmisfortunatesly, ai libz in a”no Parkin Zone”
parkin good mulled wine better. My kittehs no like firewerks – can heer them for days, whizzbangeeeehkerppow.blAAAM. not so grate ackshully
For an alternative earworm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l0fH0dRUow
But, if all you know of Harry Chapin is Cat’s in the Cradle, you should get a disc, I suggest Greatest Stories Live.
The following two clips are good, but not humorous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIvQQXGyr3A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N3-obj0Xvk
I iz Harry Chapin fan. The show, Cotton Patch Gospel, is one of my faves.
so plzed to see joo here
oh noezzz !!! jooz no hafta uze de chopstix
i mahself haz no pozable thumbs so no can uze dem mahzelf
Joo can has myne, or joo cans jus uzes yur mouf.
Trai deez, kitteh!
http://www.asiafinest.com/shopping/practice-training-chopsticks.htm
mah mouf wurks juz phine !!
fanks joo berry mach
I maked u sum sooshi but I eeted it.
Wants to gibs joo burgrs but teh burgrs not heer todai. I gibs joo elebenty sics
Mai furst elebenty sics! Fank u verry muchlee.
U eated my sooshi?!
Konushiwa Kitteh-san LOL
Love it!
ALLAY KWEZENE!
Helloo. I r on pilgramij.
“Hero” is not a word Caine would use.
He would simply say, “I am a kitteh.”
Kung Fu iz much win und awsum.
sooper extra tru!
it was a seires of moral plays (wiff de okasional comic relife) much like the original star trek. I find dat sum ov de tings that ah consider basic truths were reiterated n dat dat program.
ahll come on awt an say dat da second seriers played tribute tew the owtter aspects of de original show. but awn da subgekt ov depth der still wuz a meter or sew to go.
purrhaps de producers knew dey could nawt repeat dat lovely axceedentt ov cre8tivitee. sew dey shawt fur a lower target… Da issues dat da original series adressed are (thank God) nawt sew ovious in owr mondern age. sew dey hadda reech tew far and da dramatization seemed cartunesh.
n wut ive ceen ov daved katadeens film choices, ah get de impession dat he lykes a gude laff. he portayed da caine caracter sew well da furst tyme dat u can awlmost belive in him.
afur awl ya cant akecpt film as gosple, it is more expressive. it is art.
ke sew, i’ll go c da neighbiors an share wine : ) kthxbi : )
skip ryse caeks, go rite 2 sushi pls
Kushi kitteh is plezzed by your offaring!
“you are a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products.”
stoopy forchoon cookie pleh.
fourtoone cookie being amercan made product an nao is being steriotipe of chineese cultoore. also is japaneese pitcher. also is adorable. also i has leftover hibachi steak and noodles beeping at meh from teh microwave in teh kitchen…nom nom nom
geez, mm, i noes teh cookies not be Japameese.
lols, i can has alternative capchun?
an bless mai mommee n awl mai daddees, bruthers n sisters.
ahhmenkthxbai
o yeah – n dont forget whorl peas.
kthxbai
I speek to Japonees kitteh in lolJaponees:
Wahtahshee wah kohnehkoh gar dice-key. Oochee knee ka-eh-row ka?
kon-u-share-wun cheezburger?
All my puppers have horribal japaneze dizeese called ichibutt. LOL
ROTFLMBO
Too tired to do lolspeak, sorry.
When I was a kid, I used to spend summers at my aunt’s house in Washington. One year, the end of my visit was to coincide with a family reunion that was to be held in Reno. So my aunt decided we would drive down, pick up another aunt on the way, and I would be delivered to my parents at the reunion.
Before leaving Washington, my aunt and I bought some hot pepperoni for my dad. When we stayed at the other aunt’s house, her little poodlepants was VERY interested in the pepperoni. We thought we’d put it up out of his reach, but in the morning, we saw … the empty bag in the poodlepants’ bed, and a poor poodlepants doing itchy-butt all along the floor. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh…. teh painz…
oh hai
well…um…namaste to u too, kitteh
An Happee Diwali!
oh yes – Happee Diwali! Few years ago ai wuz so lukki as to be in Kolkata (akaCalcutta) during Diwali Festival. Wuz totalleee amaizing. wish I cud do it again.
Namaste and happy diwali to cheez peeps, the diwali noms noms be delish.
Wen Aye wuz in Okinowhut, we awlwayz sed “kin-I-eet-yur-watch”!
Aye kan haz yakisoba? mmmmmmmnomnomnomslurpyum!
yakisoba!! wai dey calls it yaki wen iz so gud……? (jk)
Is Thailand Kitteh .. sez “SAWAHDEE”!
Sawahdee wuz yesturdai, iz Sumday tudai.
no Caturday in Tieland?
herro and wercome to rorcat! preezed to meat yoo!
I tinx kitteh mebbe in Indeeah, nawt Japan — lukks liek kitteh doowin a namastay!
In Japan, dere iz da pupular fud cheyn cawld Moss Burger. Ai dohn kno Y. but mebbee Japan katz say, I can has moss burger teri-stile? pls
I luk up in Wikkeepeedya an i spel rong. MOS Burger iz rayht. Dere motto iz
“makin peeplz happi thru fud” iz gud gud motto.
I can haz status uv untaudchoble?
(sry, new here and no better ideas for spelling)
Is fyn – noo zakly wut yoo ment!
ee-ra-shy!
(baht pweez be cummin owt frum haiden behin da curtens!)
I thinkz u meenz”Konnichiwa,ogenki desuka?
translator kitteh sez: cat sed hi. huumun sed “Hi,iz u fine?”
Ee. Soo desu nee.
SJ ‘n’ frenz – sorry shd hav said Big Thanks for happy almostbonfirenight-greetings. Back atcha with special 5th Nov nomnoms for all!
Ambercat, re Gai Forks – Yup.
If the congregation will rise to pray…
Hajimemashite, kitteh!
did you mean konnichiwa??????
If you mean “hello” in Japanese, the correct Romanization is “Konichiwa.”
Nope, ain’t. XDDD
Itz be “konnichiwa”, or if do want be 100 purr-cent korect, “konnichiha”.
Looks more like a Sawasdeecat to me.
Hai, it is Konnichi’ha, or wa. However, the kitteh is KAWAII!!!!
its konishiwa
Don’t you mean “KONICHIWA”?