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picture: Daisy Boo, lol caption: Absolute Disgrace
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picture: Daisy Boo, lol caption: Absolute Disgrace
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

But will administrator cat approve my submissions?
why mai subs not on votin pagez? iz funniez!
yay ferst!
admistrator cat wud undoubtedlee roflmao at pic of sillee hoominz,
espeshully iff ceiling cat tuk dee picshures !!
rawflz, ya dat wud be ver funnie, & maybe nastee tew
-KK
administrator cat wud undoubtedlee rolflmao at picshure of sillee
hoomins, espeshullee if ceiling cat tuk dee picshures
OMG….canz u juz emaijun dee sillie pics ceiling cat wuk take ?!!?!
Ware is teh dants fur Bloo????
*Dantses ennyway*
2 dayz latur…
“Y do dey not liek my submishuns?!”
lolz.
second comment o.o
No! Teh rebenj ov teh LOLcats cannot be heer so sun! Tehy will has no mersee on hyoomans, nao taht tehy has seen wut sillee tings hyoomans has maed teh kittehs say!
Run awai! Run awai!
ai no wurreed, ar leeders sez suich silleh tings ahn porpise, der is no wai teh imagnashun kin maek up more sillies. teh troof be strehnjer den fikchon
Yuz raight! LOLbush is sometaims teh funnier tahn LOLcats! tehy no can hurt us!
oh noez! fink uf teh lolporpoises!
more lolhuman than lolhuman, that’s our motto
“Mai Motehr, let meh tell u abowt hur.”
“Ar u testing to seez if i ar a repliCat or a LOLcat, Mistur Deckard?”
do sumthin funneh plz hyooman,i wnt good pic.and i has to makes funneh captions.
…well I DO like cheeseburgers.
okay hoomin Todd….u stand on head neeked while singing national anthem backwards while I klick photo and we make enough monies for both our cheezburgers.
Most Mericans can’t even sing it forward.
Speshully if u start in teh rong kee an u discuvvers dat teh hi noate is tu hi foar u in dat kee.
Dat’s wye I allus starts teh Nashinul Amfem in a bery loe kee!
Just waiting for him to pick up the bucket…..
“Now jus put dis pancake on yur hed…”
Stuff on mah hooman .com
tehy sai taht ternabot iz fareplai!!!!! butt do wee rillty wantz to noe waht teh kittehz sai bot usn????
run awai run awai iz rite !!
Troll alurt! Sumwun bee givin lo burgrs tu awl ob us.
Taht’s meen.
mean hoomins sucketh lol i nebber eber low burger my woody….he might sue me lol
werse!!! he mite nawt danse with u!!
That bellie waz ment fur slydin n dansin.
Doan furgit, teh bellee iz alsofur stuffin wif gud fud! Dat’s hao I stayz in dansin stile.
Remember, teh burgerz donut rly matter. We likes u! Good nuf smrt nuf etc.
nikoncat sez: zoominz on huminz for teh win.
I can has Manwich?
Kitteh sez: Hyoomins is not so funnee aktually. Where teh stoopy goggie?
(cawnt rezizt)
In Soviet Russia, LOLcat capshuns YOO!
(sowwy Teho, ai culd nawt halp maisef)
I r in ur offis bildin, maykin muneez to pay da bilz.
Lawlz! Hoominz r funneez.
Aye dont habs 2 dress mah hoomin in stoopy clowez –
dey do itz awl bai themselfs.
yew laff now hooman….i show diz to yer wife….
Den we seez hu be chortling then…..
Ansel Adams kitteh
is winnin ur Pulitzer Pryseses
dat be pawitzer prizes,,,
…or purritzer pryseses.
wif CHRG, is Pullet Surprise
Fankoo Dr. – mai brayn waz fryed dis am an ai nu der was a joke in teh “surprise” part but cudnt fink ob it!!
Guize, guize! Kant wee jus all agrie dat itz reely kalled buttsecks?
blak-n-wyt kitteh snappin blak-n-wyt pix
wrk it babee, wrk it!
Caption:
INVISIBLE GIRLFRIEND
^^ (taht is, teh kaption o the pic taht kitteh is takin)
Iz not 2 worri—how can kitteh taek pikchur wen hi can not has thumbs?
no need thumb. jes press paw downwerd on shutter buttin!
DARN MAH LACK OF… Oh, nebber mind *click*
~snicker~ lil to da lef…lil moar…~wachez stoopeh hooman falls in hampr~ LOL!
GASP!
O.o i lold….
this pidginhoomin be hard. k, happyhooman be sayin:
“Can I have a Cheezeburger?” i dunno, be lookin too weerd.
Wins!!!1!!
this IS be hard…i baerly abel to unnerstann eet….”I am the proud owner of a bucket!” “Alas, someone is in the act of stealing this bucket of which I was so proud!!”
Hyoomin-speek is nawt relevent to mai interests.
Luk lyk kitteh haz list ob stoopy hyuman twiks dat he wans ta cpashur fur paws teritee!
he said it was for a photography class… but I know he wasn’t enrolled (he was a cat, after all…)
Ai donut tink tehre wuz eben fillum in teh kamra!
Waht iz dis…”film”…uv wich u speek?
An did he remoof teh lenz cap?
“On the Internet, no one knows you’re a cat…”
A syte about tuna? U mus be a kat!
lolsecretz refererence FTW !!!
http://www.lolsecretz.blogspot.com/2007_10_01_archive.html
lolsecretz…2 grate tayst that tayst grate 2gevver!
lolcats and post secret! 2gevver agin, 4 teh first tyme!
Being a laugh-out-loud human? I do not want that. Let me show you my pictures. I have skills, but actually it isn’t so great. Now I am going to eat a cheeseburger.
I appear to be interacting with an invisible version of the object, but the object is not actually there.
Ur rait, LOL-hooman not wurkin. Glad I is not gibben up dai job.
You nkow what this whol thread is startig to sound like?
“LOLSpock”
Win!!11!
That is illological, Captain.
gibben? No, dat is fur lolMonkee
Kitteh is moonlitin’ as pryvit eye … perfeck cuvver to ketch cheetin spowses infilgree deli … inflaglect … doin whut they shuldn’t be dooin with who dey not s’posed to be dooin it wit. Tomcattin’ round.
Hewminz nawt verree
fotojennikk. Dayz haz lumpz
in awll rawng playses
Hewminz canz nawt habz
t3h Kewtz wiffowt Kitteh sumz
wayrz in t3h pikkshurr
Oanlee wayz 2 taykz
gud pikkshurr ubz Hewminz iz
bie yuzeeng surprize
Takeeng pikkshurr ubz
Hewmin raydzeeng Ice Bawkz canz
B prawfittibill
Jack.
Yeah, pichur of hyoomin nawt kyoot. Gifs teh Crash Cart teem a brayk!
Oh tehy’r awl gonna clime teh curtins at tihs wun! Tehy’ll go toe-tally POP-cat! Tehy’s goen to be runnin madlee roun teh house for HOURS wen Ai post tihs!
this looks exactly like my cat. minus the camera.
voyeur cat…
is taking pictures of you naked.
i love the pictures but find the gibberish used to title absolutely ridiculously difficult and unecessary since the pictures ARE cute enough on their own.
U can has clue?
perfekt furst lolhoomin capshun!!!
Grammar troll iz prezent an akkownted for!
Nao go wai.
HUH, is dis my sissie??? U haz same naem…
is your kittys name daisy boo too? This is my kitty.
I am like a proud mama seeing her on here.
Noes. Sorry, I mean teh peep named Pat Mullin. Iz same name as my SIL. And UR kittles have all teh cute!!!
hehe thanks.
Bingo!
gitz a grripp
gitz a klew
goes away
I maked you a lolhooman.
But I underexposeded it.
Iz tink ALL kittehs regard hoomins as lolhooman. Wee r sillee creatures whoo lack feline wisdom & graycefulness.
Speek fur yurself.
Troo, troo, woodchuck. Yore natchral grayce an beauyootee onna danse flor has bin a subjek of much awwww. Meh, on teh odder, han dans lyke a rok.
Aye meen “..on teh odder han, dans lyke a rok.”
I’s stoopy tonite
Yoo shud neber dans on teh odder han. Yoo mite git a splintur.
BTW, tanks fer teh compluhm… compilm… sayin teh nays tings. I r blushin unner mai fur.
Iz true – I’z not as grayceful as mah kittehs or as purty….
SOMEONE HELP!!! This is my kitty how do I get them to say its my picture???
thanks!
Unner teh foto, teh sekund layn sez “Incorrect credit or offensive.” Clik on dat an tell dem itz yurz. Tehy shud gibs yoo kredit fer yer foto — an yr pritty kitteh!
thank you! I awhile back submitted her with a caption then I saw this and went OH MY!! Thats my daisy boo!!!!!!!!!!!
Daisy…pritty naom fur a lubbly kitteh. Simpul an nise.
HAHA, this is great!
kitti re-creatin da lolhomin Jimmy Stewart in “Rear Window”
momcat
i can has Grace Kelly
pls kthaxbai
PI Cat iz workin 4 CheezBurger
Cat-arazzi! look out…he b catching u on the catwalk doin nawtee things, & selling u out to Natl Enquirer…
him also snap pix of yoo going to gas station, teh starbux, the kitson booteeq, and stumbling out of teh club at free in teh morning with your weeve all hanging awf…getting into sum stranger’s car…pie-eyed drunkee…s’troo! U was such a star…now, itz just trag-treg-troj…sad!
kitteh saw whut u did thare! *klic*
WAT??? No Britnney Speers Joks? No missin unnerwares joks?
Drinkz dis kawfee,peepul, an getz crakin.
I maeked a brit brit joek, mebbe it be 2 sub-sebt-subtt…mebbe no1 getz it…
Fanku Sabrina. Ur comment not der wen I writz myne.
I not meen tu ignor u
Sumtymes dat hapenz….
I think u coverd all da bases in ur post!!! Funee!!!
todai she went shoppin for a chandelier. (wit her kids in car)
la,la,la,…I needz a chandelier.
But will sum lolcat post uh “not ferzt” comment so wee can danz?
I can haz irony?
I envy LOLmaker cat his kamra. It lookz liek a vary nice one. Tak gud pichurz four me, puttycat!
That’s so funny!