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Iz watchin Caturday sportz!
MARGE!!! I can haz nother sammich?
O yay! TAHT wuz quick! Nao u haz, without much doubt, ur own Nawt Second fur shur! We r takin requiests fur ur favoiet dance. Heer in Mishigan, sum kind ov danse involving falling leeves wud be gud – but . . .I realize moast heer r NAWT frum Mishigan.
So – u pick? Or – leaf it up to us? (du I heer growning?)
the falling leaves
drift by my window
the autumn leaves of red and gold
I see your lips
the summer kisses
the sun-burned paws
I used to hold
yea, back before the “be ther in a sec hun” days
berry naice wurd picshure there
“the sun-burned paws” And whut luvlee song. Mai morning is maed!
Annie, u is poet … poetess … er, peep wot rite poetree! Veree prittee!
Mebbe not cownts chikkins yet till fur shur not secund!
Iz Tango anywayz for da seksy, but Iz not fechin Alan Rickman heer no more tho. Shaer cheezburgrz wiv all, but keeps AR hid under duvaay for selff , no want shaer.
Bin watchin too much Troolee Madlee Deeplee! Grrrrrrryummm!!
Iz prferin de Sherriff ob Nottinhm hoo b givvin saydyzm a gud nayme!
Alan Rickman can bee teh moas spellbinding lover
OOOOOh,….I is ub extreeeme jelussee…I wunts teh Alan Rickman BAD!!!
But I has too dantz fur yu.
Hmmm. *strokes chin*
OK. Teh honur ub beein teh fursttee wins.
I dantz fur u, an not trai too steel Alan Rickman frum under duvaay.
AR is teh nom nom nom
Ai brot u Alan Rickman, bot Ai eeted hims
Oh fien. I not be steelin Alan Rickman frum yu cuz yu got firsty. But neckst tiem…neckst tiem I nawt be so nice!!!! Bwahahaha. But is okie. Fink I gots Trent Reznor in a drawr sumwhar…
*danse danse danse*
Trent Reznor?
Dammitz. Howz u gais bee gettin deez fine men in ur cabinetz? What bee teh trik to dis?
I ar in di meshigun….
**points to palm….right here…..
Oh – u knoes teh “sekret signal” U RRR frum Mishigun! And I’m rite HEER. . .
*points to palm*
Hao du u suppose peeple frum Florida do it? I’m nawt shur ai want to thnk abawt taht.
hehe….sekret signal….
u noes sekret handshaque? nodd nodd,,,,wink wink….
Dunno bout sekret handshakz n signals, but in FL we sez: “Jesus Christ! It’s teh snowbirds! Barracade teh doorz!”
We is very welcomin peeps … we haz bumpr stikers wot say:
“We don’t care HOW you did it up north”
and
“Did the last person out of Michigan remember to turn out the lights?”
and
“Hope you enjoyed your visit … remember to take a developer home with you”
(J/K! Most Floridians r frum sumwherz else … is ‘k!)
I was borned in Florida (second generation even) but now live in the michigan.
LOL! Da best wunz R FRUM Fla!!!
Ma parints boff LEFT der to CA after Grampa met Gramma during da war!
iz bornd in da NORTHERN california ( as distic frum SOUTHERN california) wez awl wais says dat…..
In Oregun weiz hab no hanshak- but…….. weiz NOES uz frm “outoftowner” ifnz u out in da rain wif a coat an umberella (aka “bumbershoot in Seattle WA). No Oregunian wuld be caughted dead wif an umberlla, an yuz onli wear coat ifnz uz busyness person- or uz goin ski-in!
habnt figurd out colorodeo yet……might hab two do wif de alkehaul, iz fursty fing u getz asked when u meets a peeps- “wanna goes out fur a dink?”
momcat
I growt up bout a haff inch frum MI (well, 1/2″ on teh map) in Souf Bend, IN. I became fami…fromil…got 2 know suthern MI wehn IN drinky age wuz 21 an MI aje wuz 18. Loooong ago an far way!
Well, Hai – Jenniffuurr – I’m in St. Joe (as u know, awnlee 30 miles away!) In kase enebuddy cares, Jenniffuurr’s Souf Bend iz/wuz hoam to teh Studebaker! Wuz verree nice car.
O hai, I b diffrunt en yuze teh bak uv mai leff hand…
*poyntz tu spot btween nukklz at bottum uv pinkee en ring fingrz*
Ai iz in Jenison wif mai kittehz en hubzbind en ratteez, en mai sistr livz 1.53 mylez awai wif her kittehz en hubzbind en chillunz. We bofe moovd heer frum teh G-Rap, fr diffrunt reezinz. Troo storee!
Wayt, wayt … I ar in cheezconsin!
** point to palm … here
We haz the same signal? Iz that cuz of the U.P. bein connexted?
Ma Grampa wuz bornded heer..
*poynts to palm, neer rist*
Michigan…the state that makes it soooo easy to show where you live!
*points to bottom of thumb near palm*
For teenytiny Ingerland yu has to majin a bunneerabbit, sittin up – Ai’s awm bunnee’s left hip!
Ai tink ai is awn bunnee’s bum…. can we tink uf anudder analluj…. annalerj …. wai uv discribin it?
Yu is in Noridge? Eksplains a lawt!
Nao, ai is in Surrey – mayb ai needs tu taik anudder luk at a bunny. But were is ai goin tu faind wun tihs taim of nite?
Ai’s gawt wun! Jus pop rown an tek a luk at mai Eester Bunnee. But Ai’d sai yu is awlso on bunnee’s hip, jus bak an doun a bit form me
Ah ok – bunny’s hip’s bedder tahn bunny’s bum. Ai nawt laiks raisins.
Yle ob Wite wud be teh raysin!
Iz on bunnys bum! Iz not from Noridge (mummeh and daddee not rlated) but livin neerby.
Hllo naybor!
No I’z not bunny bum I live Bunny left hip too. Bunny bum is Kent?
lefft ore rite pom?
Both cheezconsin an meeshigun are rite poms. Or lefti bak-ov-hand.
I growed up bi da wrist, an libs closer to mid-pom now.
Aywe growed ups in MN, so Aye noes bout teh seekret meshigun hand.
*points to head*
En if u wanna tawk abowt Kleevlind, u putz up ur mishigin hand en poyntz 2 ur armpit.
teenie – taht was REELEE funnie. I’m still laffing! But – I never lived in Kleevland – but ai visited mai niece a few tiems there. Ai thot was prettee interesting. Nice Market. Still – nawt shoor I’d want to lieve there,
Not now Peg
O Al. how abowt for a cheezburger?
I can has cheezbrgr for dinnr? Den Im off to Stanz itz fraidei pokr nait
white trash cat is scratching his balls. (not his herblz tho)
dan conner kitteh tunez out roasanne
Ai SED ai’d b ther inna sec.
Ai herd u furst ime.
Ai uzed 2 b marrited 2 dis Cat.
Ai noes himz… he ain’t gonna du nothin’
Jes sit on himz fat behind!
Elebenty bajillyon cheezburgers fur joo!
Bestest postie evah!
Romeow… ai tink u ben der urself? M ai rite or m ai rite?!!!!!
lotb, I tink I got him affer u….
pleh.
do not want.
dat wudda been a purrrfect furst commint !!!
Bier – chek
Remoet – chek
Hrbls – ch…aaaarrrrrrrrggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!
LOL LOL LOL!
I gotz fife mouses an fife cheezburgers ridin on dis game! I comez 4 da nomnoms when I seez if we can still avered..afford to eatz.
…uh huh….Jest leev it on teh tabul, i’z do it lader…ur taek a messidj…or wut…ever…
Husbandcat iz puttin off teh ‘honiedo’ list, but dozen noez that wifecat has list, too. “call and gets teh cabel turneded off” is firsted on HER list. Uh-oh husbandcat joo iz being cut-off…
Wudda brilliyant idee ! I be nebber tinking ov dooing dat !! Mai hows wud bee purrrfeclee kleen n tidee n ebbry ting be fixxt ! Exxcep TB….it be borked…(ha ha ha)
I turneded off my own cabel to save teh monies. I use teh wabbit earz- dey don eat much and dey chocolate don meltz.
Before pictur for Kitteh Nutra System…..
Caerful how u sez “nutra” aroun heer!
doesn’t matter, he keeps aktin’ like dis, wife is thinken hes not gonna get any love anyway
lolz, bud light catz needz a break to watch teh football
Garfeeld in his seenyur yeers.
you meen compared 2 the more aktiv peeriods of Garfields life?
which would be…???
Fat Middle-Aged Beer Belly Cat has… Anudder beer!
Nots nao!! Iz watchin dis heer kitteh p0rn moobie n playin wif maiself!
T3e Budwyzr brooing kumpny sez “PLEEZ DRINK RASP – RUPS – ASPRONS – DON’ GET TOO SHIT-FACED WIT OUR STUFF. Kitteh iz publik relashuns nytmayr.
Mebbe tay cawl legul perf – porf – pref – fanci loyers abowt dis.
Dat’s a gud wun…”DON’ GET TOO SHIT-FACED WIT OUR STUFF”
I fink dis needz to replace de warning labelz dat’s on dere now…becuz if u iz halfway shitfaced u prolly doan know what meanz “DRINK RASP – RUPS – ASPRONS…” Feh. Whatevs.
Ai et a peetza las nite dat sed: DOO NAWT ET WIFOUT COOKINGS EET FIRSTY
duh, maus
kitteh alreadee had a ruff nite
noaw itz bak to realiteez
moar specificarly, realitee TV !!!
Drinkin kitteh fwew up a wittle.
nuttin lyke a liddle hare ov dee dawg on da mornin affer…
SHHSHHSHSHSHSH Stop yellin….i canhazTYLENALZ?
kthx
“Honee?”
“Wot?”
“Take a look … does this dress make me look fat?”
“Uh huh…”
U in big trubbl neow, bubba!
Um, no…ur fat makes u look fat.
Kthxbai.
Shure, hunny….. shure……..shure……
uh huhg….. shure……..o man, WTF!
OMG! Who posted a picture of mai better half here? (well other than the pot bellie lol)
Yur bettr haf gots vary floofy bellie! Cans see wai joo lykes himm.
everbodee whos haz bettr half haz seen dis piktur in veree own howse.
Inf nawt yet, u just waits…
Is this an old picture or what?!
It not mattur. Wee cwazzee peepul doan ebun NEED a picshur to talk abowt teh pichsur. Just aks Hissy.
LOL!
lol, just like me last night
pufferkitteh can inflate rapittly, filling his extreemely elastic stomak til almost spheerical in shape. pufferkitteh’s yooneek defenses be necessary kuz he has teh slow.
Hi iz B! heer!!
Iz moar liek B der in Feboowaree, dooring Awl Star Brake!
But why iz wyfe nawt watchin too? Sports iz da fun fur me, but onlee if Murkin footbawl!
Go Pack! Go Chargrs!
yup I lieks the foobawl too!
The Lions are on an unbelievable roll! (maybe a cinnamon bun even)
We normally also cheer for the Pack, but if they had lost, Lions would be leading the division. But they won (yea!!!).
I also baseball fan
my kitteh likes baseball. i thot he mite like hockey, but i fink he jus dusn’t unnerstand it yet, cuz he won’t watch it. but baseball been berry berry good to him!
MAN KITTEH
i is couch potato.
its ur BFF gb great job on ur pic i am the real BFF of this pic
Al Bundy kitteh is home.
Peg!!
ok, noews ai haz to wype off monitor, otherwise have Pepsi syndrome on ‘puter, that wuz RILLY funnah!!!!!
as long as no post of Al Bundy kitteh in littabocks…ugh! but were’s Al’s Polk High futbol?
Remote–check
Beer –check
comb —huh?
hehe
shudup u dam kids momys wachin her storys!!!1!!
omg so fat and lazy!
Typical American kat says “moe cheez on de cheezburge ah wants cheez!”