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kitteh havs petty leopawd bwankie, awwww!
*danse danse danse*
nawt sekond danse for yu!
*Danse danse danse*
I alwayz did want to do teh nawt sekond danse.
And a gud thing u did!!! Whar r awl teh dansers? Maybee awl tired awt frum awl teh parteeing taht’s been goin awn.
So - u, mee and the Princess!
*danse danse danse*
I’m imaginin we’re doin a sort ov parade danse - liek teh flag gurls taht leed up teh high skool bands in paraids these dayz.
We haz awn r purrfeklee AWFUL cheep outfits taht don”t luk gud awn eynbuddee - but at leest we has r flags!
*danse danse danse twirl - toss flag in teh air
catch flag* repeet fur fiev miles.
Cuz orinj SO nawt mai colur!
“Socalized Kitty” Mai left feets.
stoopy hyoomins.
ebree bowdee nows we r NDpendnts
kittah is not for your amusemantz
next prson touch me diez!
FASTER PUSSYCAT !!! KILL !!! KILL !!!
FTW! Russel Meyers refrents!
Tura Satana has a myspace page….interesting read
Didja know that movie considered pron back in the day…Has things changed ever!
yeah but check this out. pretty is not forever
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0123968/iid_1288609.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Busch%2C%20Dennis&seq=2
Guess dat depenns on ur defunnishun ub prettuh.
this
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0123968/iid_1288608.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Busch%2C%20Dennis&seq=3
Heh…Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.
But….she daid erlee dis yeer (RIP)… Gots ta moov her payj to mydeadspace.com….
She wuz amayzin vicksin amazon womin!!!!! So glad she fown playce to fit in an maek munnee too!
she die? i google but cannot find that information, and there is some sites that refer to her.
It looks to me that he is thinking…
A pleh onz you allz!
Shakespear kitteh says a pleh on both yr houses
Abracat: Du u pleh ur tung at us?
Sampkitteh: No, sir, I du nawt pleh my tung at u; but i du pleh my tung.
teh angry plehbians be indiscriminate in their violents.
is the paw on ouyr syd if ai saee I?
Roemeeyeow and Juyleet ref FTW !!
Win
“Spunkyland”?!
Nawt neerly az gud az FunkyTown.
Eerwurm! Bad disco eerwurm! Romeow, ai neber n til nao that yu is ebil!
Wen ur goingz troo hell…keepz goingz!
*unbuttuns 4th buttun ov polyesser shurt to reveel gold chanes*
An sportin a awsum curlee purm ‘fro!
U be stylin!
*hides fase in embarismint*
Aye frout Aye luked gud in teh 70’s.
Wez awl dressed liek dis.
U did in 1977!
If tohes trowsers wuz ennee titer Ai cud see if yu wuz circumusized!
MALE CAMEL TOE!!!!
AAAIIIEEEEE!1!1!
“is your crotch hungry girl?
cause it’s eating your pants”
youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0×6wI
Aye go putz obersized gray swetpanz n swetshurt on.
Aye doan feelz liek goin owt ennymoar.
Awwwwwwww.
Romeo yu haz obersized swetpanz n swetshurt on ? Iz yu rappin nao? Yu culd stil use da goldy chains!
yuz da man!!
momcat
D4MNIT let’s try that again !!!
“is your crotch hungry girl?
cause it’s eating your pants”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0×6wI
Fanks momcat - mah feelers waz hurtingz.
U maed me feelz betr.
Nao, Aye habs pulled mah gray oversized swetpanz down
ta reveel mah phat boxerz wif teh kewl paturn on um.
Hopez Aye doan hab a wardrobe malfunkshun.
*pullz goldy chainz to teh owtsyde ov mah obersized swetshurt*
“What up, dawg!”
Hay Ambercat - is ju? Oar is eemposter? Ju had a “A” an nao ju has a “a”. Ai tink is prolly ju cus wen ai saw teh pic ai tot “spunkyland? WTF??” an I sees ju did tu. But bedder tu check, cuz, ju no, imbayshun of teh boddysnatchers an stuff.
Ai has been awn tree diffrent pooters toodai, had to sine in awn at leest wun ob tehm - tihs mite accownt for teh move form capitals to lower cayse. But yur rite - if Ai tink wut yu tink tehn Ai’m prawbly me an, bai ekstrapolayshun, yu is yu!
“Spunkyland”! *snirt*
Ai is me? Oh tank COD. Ai wuz wunnerin hoo I wuz.
EXACTLY my thoukt. Does that match well with Bukkakitten?
dewd I has tottally ben theres in see-attle. is in pike plase markat. the dewd fed teh kitteh halliebutt, and it wuz soft. the kitteh also lookd rly out of it, prolly cuz it wuz see-attle and evry1 wuz st0ned.
Everyone st0ned in Seattle? I *wish* that wuz tru.
o yah he deffntly r pvvd! c hims tung stkkin out rdy to tasty nxttd victm!
Hmmm, yu appier to be lakin mennee vowells. Ai tink yu shud gow to Hi-Y-E an fetch sum, Tehn, mebbee weel awl noe wut teh heel yur tryin to sai!
ahemz. ai trnslatz:
O indeed, the male feline is certainly irritated in the extreme! Observe how he extrudes his lingual surface, prepared to sup upon the next unwary innocent to approach.
Oh tankyu Snafutti, Ai grapely appreeshiayt yur translayshun!
Yesh - u cd b a purrfeshunal translatorian.
OAR R U!!!????
dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn….
Ai wud tell u, but tehn ai haf tu keeel u!
Cud U gibs us a hint
n jus maim us a liddl?
Nearest hyoomin goin on a tripp to Spikeyland onct teh kitteh decide to youse hiz pointy endz. Metinks is NEtyme naow.
i’m on ur stoopy leppurd thingy, plawting revenj.
yor blud, it haz a flayvor. Taist lyk vicktoree!
At leese a baff onwee taekz a few minits.
Aye has to ware dis stoopy fing awl dai.
hai! hallo- weeni ober! don wif! getz dis costume offa mez! naow! I will gibs yuz 10 sharp ponti reasonz ta does it righ naow!
momcat
Soshalized kitteh iz gonna maek U wish fur
Soshalized Healf Care
foar teh win. lol-d in teh laiberry. waz targetted bai hush-lady, an seberely hushed.
Agghhrr! Teh skerree Hush-laydee!
Does teh hush laydee gits teh hush monies?
Heelaree Klinton supportz soshalized vetrinaree care for all animulz essept effanunts.
Heelaree Klinton frew Sox outa her haus wen she stopt bein Furst Laydee.
an duznt lyk teh ellefunkles?! Well shees nawt gettin a cawplimenterree chikn hed rubbah glub (wit teh drawin ob teh ellefunkle form behine awn it)! Ai sai - Let her hed eksplode!