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kitteh havs petty leopawd bwankie, awwww!
*danse danse danse*
nawt sekond danse for yu!
*Danse danse danse*
I alwayz did want to do teh nawt sekond danse.
And a gud thing u did!!! Whar r awl teh dansers? Maybee awl tired awt frum awl teh parteeing taht’s been goin awn.
So – u, mee and the Princess!
*danse danse danse*
I’m imaginin we’re doin a sort ov parade danse – liek teh flag gurls taht leed up teh high skool bands in paraids these dayz.
We haz awn r purrfeklee AWFUL cheep outfits taht don”t luk gud awn eynbuddee – but at leest we has r flags!
*danse danse danse twirl – toss flag in teh air
catch flag* repeet fur fiev miles.
Cuz orinj SO nawt mai colur!
“Socalized Kitty” Mai left feets.
stoopy hyoomins.
ebree bowdee nows we r NDpendnts
kittah is not for your amusemantz
next prson touch me diez!
FASTER PUSSYCAT !!! KILL !!! KILL !!!
FTW! Russel Meyers refrents!
Tura Satana has a myspace page….interesting read
Didja know that movie considered pron back in the day…Has things changed ever!
yeah but check this out. pretty is not forever
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0123968/iid_1288609.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Busch%2C%20Dennis&seq=2
Guess dat depenns on ur defunnishun ub prettuh.
this
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0123968/iid_1288608.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Busch%2C%20Dennis&seq=3
Heh…Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.
But….she daid erlee dis yeer (RIP)… Gots ta moov her payj to mydeadspace.com….
She wuz amayzin vicksin amazon womin!!!!! So glad she fown playce to fit in an maek munnee too!
she die? i google but cannot find that information, and there is some sites that refer to her.
It looks to me that he is thinking…
A pleh onz you allz!
Shakespear kitteh says a pleh on both yr houses
Abracat: Du u pleh ur tung at us?
Sampkitteh: No, sir, I du nawt pleh my tung at u; but i du pleh my tung.
teh angry plehbians be indiscriminate in their violents.
is the paw on ouyr syd if ai saee I?
Roemeeyeow and Juyleet ref FTW !!
Win
“Spunkyland”?!
Nawt neerly az gud az FunkyTown.
Eerwurm! Bad disco eerwurm! Romeow, ai neber n til nao that yu is ebil!
Wen ur goingz troo hell…keepz goingz!
*unbuttuns 4th buttun ov polyesser shurt to reveel gold chanes*
An sportin a awsum curlee purm ‘fro!
U be stylin!
*hides fase in embarismint*
Aye frout Aye luked gud in teh 70’s.
Wez awl dressed liek dis.
U did in 1977!
If tohes trowsers wuz ennee titer Ai cud see if yu wuz circumusized!
MALE CAMEL TOE!!!!
AAAIIIEEEEE!1!1!
“is your crotch hungry girl?
cause it’s eating your pants”
youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0×6wI
Aye go putz obersized gray swetpanz n swetshurt on.
Aye doan feelz liek goin owt ennymoar.
Awwwwwwww.
Romeo yu haz obersized swetpanz n swetshurt on ? Iz yu rappin nao? Yu culd stil use da goldy chains!
yuz da man!!
momcat
D4MNIT let’s try that again !!!
“is your crotch hungry girl?
cause it’s eating your pants”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0×6wI
Fanks momcat – mah feelers waz hurtingz.
U maed me feelz betr.
Nao, Aye habs pulled mah gray oversized swetpanz down
ta reveel mah phat boxerz wif teh kewl paturn on um.
Hopez Aye doan hab a wardrobe malfunkshun.
*pullz goldy chainz to teh owtsyde ov mah obersized swetshurt*
“What up, dawg!”
Hay Ambercat – is ju? Oar is eemposter? Ju had a “A” an nao ju has a “a”. Ai tink is prolly ju cus wen ai saw teh pic ai tot “spunkyland? WTF??” an I sees ju did tu. But bedder tu check, cuz, ju no, imbayshun of teh boddysnatchers an stuff.
Ai has been awn tree diffrent pooters toodai, had to sine in awn at leest wun ob tehm – tihs mite accownt for teh move form capitals to lower cayse. But yur rite – if Ai tink wut yu tink tehn Ai’m prawbly me an, bai ekstrapolayshun, yu is yu!
“Spunkyland”! *snirt*
Ai is me? Oh tank COD. Ai wuz wunnerin hoo I wuz.
EXACTLY my thoukt. Does that match well with Bukkakitten?
dewd I has tottally ben theres in see-attle. is in pike plase markat. the dewd fed teh kitteh halliebutt, and it wuz soft. the kitteh also lookd rly out of it, prolly cuz it wuz see-attle and evry1 wuz st0ned.
Everyone st0ned in Seattle? I *wish* that wuz tru.
o yah he deffntly r pvvd! c hims tung stkkin out rdy to tasty nxttd victm!
Hmmm, yu appier to be lakin mennee vowells. Ai tink yu shud gow to Hi-Y-E an fetch sum, Tehn, mebbee weel awl noe wut teh heel yur tryin to sai!
ahemz. ai trnslatz:
O indeed, the male feline is certainly irritated in the extreme! Observe how he extrudes his lingual surface, prepared to sup upon the next unwary innocent to approach.
Oh tankyu Snafutti, Ai grapely appreeshiayt yur translayshun!
Yesh – u cd b a purrfeshunal translatorian.
OAR R U!!!????
dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn….
Ai wud tell u, but tehn ai haf tu keeel u!
Cud U gibs us a hint
n jus maim us a liddl?
Nearest hyoomin goin on a tripp to Spikeyland onct teh kitteh decide to youse hiz pointy endz. Metinks is NEtyme naow.
i’m on ur stoopy leppurd thingy, plawting revenj.
yor blud, it haz a flayvor. Taist lyk vicktoree!
At leese a baff onwee taekz a few minits.
Aye has to ware dis stoopy fing awl dai.
hai! hallo- weeni ober! don wif! getz dis costume offa mez! naow! I will gibs yuz 10 sharp ponti reasonz ta does it righ naow!
momcat
Soshalized kitteh iz gonna maek U wish fur
Soshalized Healf Care
foar teh win. lol-d in teh laiberry. waz targetted bai hush-lady, an seberely hushed.
Agghhrr! Teh skerree Hush-laydee!
Does teh hush laydee gits teh hush monies?
Heelaree Klinton supportz soshalized vetrinaree care for all animulz essept effanunts.
Heelaree Klinton frew Sox outa her haus wen she stopt bein Furst Laydee.
an duznt lyk teh ellefunkles?! Well shees nawt gettin a cawplimenterree chikn hed rubbah glub (wit teh drawin ob teh ellefunkle form behine awn it)! Ai sai – Let her hed eksplode!
“Marian…. madam librarian!
whatz can I doess mai dear two catch yur ear
I lubs yu madl madl Madam libarian- Marian!
SHUSH!
momcat
Whut??? no wun has sayed it?
THE MUSIC MAN – FTW 1!!!!!11
Ya an U B in da hall fur dayz waitin fur treetment if ya getz passed ER. Kitteh can care 4 self.
an den aftur u finallee getts treeted dey takes u downtown
an parks u by dee curb.
butt plz to be knowing dat dey taiks wheelchair back.
u no gettz to keep wheelchair.
lolz. good one
“Cud nawt exkape wif mah dignity”
kittehz habs antisocial purrrrsonaliteez
hmmm…. me thanks dat one of da old Treehouz of horor epsodes has homr sayin dat. but da TV curres hez crazynez.
dats wuz teh awesumz, iz dis one tym sawd a hewmunz grewp hu kalled demselfs da UTKR on dis gaym lol
Socialized kitteh sayz PLEH to ur captialism.
Catpulism?
Iz dat wen U pullz teh tale?
noes that be catapultism
an u be teh projektile
Toosh-ay!
Noooo! U gits moar yummier cheezburgers wif capitulizzum!!!!!
U can hab Carls Joonior, or Wendees, or teh yummeh TGI Fridaes burgers, or sum frum your own hometown.
Soshalism gibs u gobermint owned cheezburgers made ob commodities. Pleh!
Taht no look like socialized kitteh
iz moar lyke anti-socialized kitteh at teh moment
Liddilz Hewminz kloatez
awn Kitteh is lyke putteeng
doylee awnz a footbawll
Kitteh’s furz iz fyne
t3h wayz it iz. No needz 2
dress itz up ennee
Kitteh waytz wiff grayt
payshunss 4 himz Hewmin 2
turnz andz drawpz itz garrd.
Jack.
“Doylee awn a footbawl!”!!! LUV it!!
An soo twoo!
how does he do it?
anuther grat3e one
joo gottz ta know im won ur beegess fans
so berry naice, as yoosuall
Oh de hoomiliashun! Kitteh will have lots to tell shrink at himz next ferapy seshun.
meentime, kitteh be reeding Civilization and its Discontents
OK evybodee hoo googuled “Spunkyland” rayse ur hans?
Meee! I wuz LOLing at de “cat whisperer” and “cat trainer”…but OTOH, if dey reely did help kittehs find good homez, den dey is doing sumfing good.
wel Ai dident until u sed sumfin!
I did too an I positd teh link, but u noes how WordPress has to approve!
Iz ohtay.
wot…couldnt spring for shinee pimp pants and hat…male symbol chain or tick tock? Huggy Cat feels so nekkid and so plain…duznt feel worthy of leopard skin couch.
it’s come down to this…pimpin for spunkyland….please to put bag on my head, k?
Come a lil closur stoopy peenk hoomin.
closur…..closur…..
Next tim dey makes u wear dis, u use ur “shin” an call meh, an Willie wil come runnin!
i doan blame u, kitteh. Dose close u r waring r for pupeez not kittehs.
Dis no mah stylez! Halp me Tomi Hilfi-fi-figer!
charlee brauwn kitteh sez: I gotted a rok! is not so grate, akchooly
pls to stop dresing me lyke
sum bare midriff gurl frm Hooterz
Halp! Dey’r dressin me wif der ayez!!!
dis kitteh i seen in seattle i has text of his pikchure! yay faimus
here he is look at him so handsum
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/superjonelle/68da3ec763ba.jpg
And he…still….looks….so… happy…..
GITZ DIS CAMURRA OWTTA MAH FACE!!!
but him is handsum boi!
I’z to shecksy faor mah shirt
so shecksy ir huuuuurt!
L@@k hims eerz. Dat iz 1 pissed off kitteh.
I iz fashun madel
Itz hard beein brootaful
“socialized kittycats”?
rn’t dat ruduh… reduh… infurrmayshun wich b SO nut needed?
kittehkats r our oberlaords – kan’t get moar “sozialized” den dat!
nao, get me de nyoospaypurr, sillee hyoomin.
URGE TO KILL.
I HAS IT
I would walk past that cat every day in pike place market. His owner dressed up like a cat. It was odd. The cat was miserable.
Cubby is most certainly not “miserable,” quite the opposite he’s one of the most pampered cats in our city. Cubby is a very loved and cherished part of the Pike Place, and hundreds of people who live and work at the market come to visit him, especially the elderly folks who live in the housing developments downtown. If you had bothered to look up our website you would have known that we’ve done a lot of good stuff for cats and people who love them. Our socialized cats have been taught to be very trusting and friendly, and we’ve frequently placed them with elderly or wheelchairbound people who need an extra friendly cat, and we pay their catfood bills as well! We’ve placed many cats with great homes in the neighborhood who appreciate what we do. I’ve spent thousand of work hours and thousands of dollars of my own wages helping cats. By the way, what have you done lately for cats besides slander me? Probably nothing. – Jason at Spunkyland
Anti-socialized kittycat, representing only himself.
ZOMG! I KNOW that kitteh! He’s in Pike Place Markets.
This is the biggest bunch of b.s. I’ve ever seen. All these people trashing my cat and what we do at the market clearly haven’t bothered to look up our website and be informed about what we do. Our cats are extremely happy and well taken care of, and Cubby, the cat in the picture is a very loved and cherished part of the Pike Place Market community, and he is most certainly not “miserable”. Over the years we have placed many homeless cats with really good homes and we do really good work. Being unfairly trashed on this website has been a devastating experience, I don’t deserve this at all, as I do more good things for cats than most people do in their entire lives.
1. Cubby is a very happy cat. He LOVES being at Pike Place Market. I work there and have seen him there frequently for the last 3 years.
2. Patrick, these people are having fun picking on his expression for the most part. They’re cat lovers like you.
3. Patrick has placed many cats in very good homes. I have one, and he’s very social, not only with me, but with other cats.
We have one of Patrick’s socialized kittehs and know Cubby very well. The reason his tongue is out in this pic is because the hand to the right (Patrick’s) has just fed him a little nibble of fish.
Cubby is a sweet kitty and one of the softest furred cats I’ve ever met (he feels like a bunny).
He’s VERY happy and well-adjusted. He spends the days he’s at the Pike Market getting loves and rubs and compliments. He helps raise money for Patrick’s private cat rescue service.
Our socialized kitty (Yuri) came to us from Patrick as a kitten and was happy, healthy and delighted to be with humans right from the start.
I haven’t read all 110 comments so I don’t know which one(s) upset Patrick, but I assure you, Cubby is in fine fettle and has no need for your concern.
that so….. cute.!!!!
Pike Place Market cat is <3
SIMPSONS
Why tonite duz ah can’t get on the lolkittes because I has to get a plug in, but dis plug in won’t GO. Nuffin happenz.
The picture is from a gentleman that does a socialized kitty display in Seattle, WA at the Pike Place Market, Pike St.
The outfits change periodically, I have him as Goku Cat somewhere….
Ya, dis kitteh’s name iz cubby, and the man runs a shelter for kitties. he’s there all the time raisings monies. they is all so nice.
Pike Pride!