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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

dejectshadow

kitteh havs petty leopawd bwankie, awwww!

 
Julia

nawt sekond danse for yu!

*Danse danse danse*

I alwayz did want to do teh nawt sekond danse.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

And a gud thing u did!!! Whar r awl teh dansers? Maybee awl tired awt frum awl teh parteeing taht’s been goin awn.

So - u, mee and the Princess!

*danse danse danse*

I’m imaginin we’re doin a sort ov parade danse - liek teh flag gurls taht leed up teh high skool bands in paraids these dayz.

We haz awn r purrfeklee AWFUL cheep outfits taht don”t luk gud awn eynbuddee - but at leest we has r flags!

*danse danse danse twirl - toss flag in teh air
catch flag* repeet fur fiev miles.

 
 
 
ambercat

Cuz orinj SO nawt mai colur!

 
Julia

“Socalized Kitty” Mai left feets.

philene

stoopy hyoomins.
ebree bowdee nows we r NDpendnts

 
 
David shaw

kittah is not for your amusemantz

 
squirrelgrrl

next prson touch me diez!

stend

FASTER PUSSYCAT !!! KILL !!! KILL !!!

bev

FTW! Russel Meyers refrents!

 
leaf

Tura Satana has a myspace page….interesting read

Didja know that movie considered pron back in the day…Has things changed ever!

 
onceajinx

But….she daid erlee dis yeer (RIP)… Gots ta moov her payj to mydeadspace.com….

She wuz amayzin vicksin amazon womin!!!!! So glad she fown playce to fit in an maek munnee too!

leaf

she die? i google but cannot find that information, and there is some sites that refer to her.

 
 
 
 
 
Msfolly

It looks to me that he is thinking…

A pleh onz you allz!

sarakitty

Shakespear kitteh says a pleh on both yr houses

Sean

Abracat: Du u pleh ur tung at us?
Sampkitteh: No, sir, I du nawt pleh my tung at u; but i du pleh my tung.

Pittypat

teh angry plehbians be indiscriminate in their violents.

 
orangekittehservant

is the paw on ouyr syd if ai saee I?

 
drizzlesmom

Roemeeyeow and Juyleet ref FTW !!

 
 
 
 
 
Romeow

Nawt neerly az gud az FunkyTown.

ambercat

Eerwurm! Bad disco eerwurm! Romeow, ai neber n til nao that yu is ebil!

Romeow

Wen ur goingz troo hell…keepz goingz!

*unbuttuns 4th buttun ov polyesser shurt to reveel gold chanes*

Melissa

An sportin a awsum curlee purm ‘fro!
U be stylin!

Romeow

*hides fase in embarismint*

Aye frout Aye luked gud in teh 70’s.
Wez awl dressed liek dis.

 
 
 
ambercat

If tohes trowsers wuz ennee titer Ai cud see if yu wuz circumusized!

Melissa

MALE CAMEL TOE!!!!
AAAIIIEEEEE!1!1!

 
stend

“is your crotch hungry girl?
cause it’s eating your pants”

youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0×6wI

 
Romeow

Aye go putz obersized gray swetpanz n swetshurt on.

Aye doan feelz liek goin owt ennymoar.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Awwwwwwww.

 
gascat

Romeo yu haz obersized swetpanz n swetshurt on ? Iz yu rappin nao? Yu culd stil use da goldy chains!
yuz da man!!

momcat

 
stend

D4MNIT let’s try that again !!!

“is your crotch hungry girl?
cause it’s eating your pants”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0×6wI

 
Romeow

Fanks momcat - mah feelers waz hurtingz.
U maed me feelz betr. :-)

Nao, Aye habs pulled mah gray oversized swetpanz down
ta reveel mah phat boxerz wif teh kewl paturn on um.
Hopez Aye doan hab a wardrobe malfunkshun.

*pullz goldy chainz to teh owtsyde ov mah obersized swetshurt*

“What up, dawg!”

 
 
 
 
 
SJ

Hay Ambercat - is ju? Oar is eemposter? Ju had a “A” an nao ju has a “a”. Ai tink is prolly ju cus wen ai saw teh pic ai tot “spunkyland? WTF??” an I sees ju did tu. But bedder tu check, cuz, ju no, imbayshun of teh boddysnatchers an stuff.

ambercat

Ai has been awn tree diffrent pooters toodai, had to sine in awn at leest wun ob tehm - tihs mite accownt for teh move form capitals to lower cayse. But yur rite - if Ai tink wut yu tink tehn Ai’m prawbly me an, bai ekstrapolayshun, yu is yu!
“Spunkyland”! *snirt*

SJ

Ai is me? Oh tank COD. Ai wuz wunnerin hoo I wuz.

 
 
 
Ankhan

EXACTLY my thoukt. Does that match well with Bukkakitten?

 
 
Meghan

dewd I has tottally ben theres in see-attle. is in pike plase markat. the dewd fed teh kitteh halliebutt, and it wuz soft. the kitteh also lookd rly out of it, prolly cuz it wuz see-attle and evry1 wuz st0ned.

bbcaddict

Everyone st0ned in Seattle? I *wish* that wuz tru.

 
 
badmama1023

o yah he deffntly r pvvd! c hims tung stkkin out rdy to tasty nxttd victm!

ambercat

Hmmm, yu appier to be lakin mennee vowells. Ai tink yu shud gow to Hi-Y-E an fetch sum, Tehn, mebbee weel awl noe wut teh heel yur tryin to sai!

snafutti

ahemz. ai trnslatz:

O indeed, the male feline is certainly irritated in the extreme! Observe how he extrudes his lingual surface, prepared to sup upon the next unwary innocent to approach.

ambercat

Oh tankyu Snafutti, Ai grapely appreeshiayt yur translayshun!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yesh - u cd b a purrfeshunal translatorian.

OAR R U!!!????

kitsunerina

dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn….

snafutti

Ai wud tell u, but tehn ai haf tu keeel u!

 
Romeow

Cud U gibs us a hint
n jus maim us a liddl?

 
 
 
 
 
 
FloofyHat

Nearest hyoomin goin on a tripp to Spikeyland onct teh kitteh decide to youse hiz pointy endz. Metinks is NEtyme naow.

 
invisible commenter

i’m on ur stoopy leppurd thingy, plawting revenj.

Kali Burns

yor blud, it haz a flayvor. Taist lyk vicktoree!

 
 
Romeow

At leese a baff onwee taekz a few minits.
Aye has to ware dis stoopy fing awl dai.

 
gascat

hai! hallo- weeni ober! don wif! getz dis costume offa mez! naow! I will gibs yuz 10 sharp ponti reasonz ta does it righ naow!

momcat

 
Romeow

Soshalized kitteh iz gonna maek U wish fur
Soshalized Healf Care

snafutti

foar teh win. lol-d in teh laiberry. waz targetted bai hush-lady, an seberely hushed.

ambercat

Agghhrr! Teh skerree Hush-laydee!

Romeow

Does teh hush laydee gits teh hush monies?

miss foots

Heelaree Klinton supportz soshalized vetrinaree care for all animulz essept effanunts.

Heelaree Klinton frew Sox outa her haus wen she stopt bein Furst Laydee.

ambercat

an duznt lyk teh ellefunkles?! Well shees nawt gettin a cawplimenterree chikn hed rubbah glub (wit teh drawin ob teh ellefunkle form behine awn it)! Ai sai - Let her hed eksplode!