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oh noes! the porousity of da skinz!
is the toylet a licensed vet teck to give this bebeh a baff?
congrats on the fursty!
*dances for turbokitteh*
butt iz wurried abowt kitteh in picher. pleez to dri caerfuli an restor flooof.
Joyns in floofy danse fur turbokitteh n dis bebeh kitteh.
Happeh Caturday fur turbokitteh!
Joins Romeow in joyful floofy danse fur turboketteh – and ov corse poor liddle babeh kitteh.
We dansses around kitteh floofing r clothes to maek breeze to dry liddle kitteh off. Almoast eny step will do. Izzat whut u r doing, Romeow? Oh – and we flooffes rselves as well!
Iz dansin liek nobunneh iz wachin!
*floofy floofy maek bebeh floofy*
*happeh happeh floofy floofy*
i like to sey thanx fer all de confab… contag… all de tellin me “yays” on bein urliest postur. i twasnt eben trying!! yay
*floofy floof floof*
*floofity floofy floofy floof*
Yu kno, I fink I liek dis danse!
*floofs sum moar*
Oh, poor bebeh kitteh! You no liek baff?
Tuff!! Mwahahaha!!!
sorry the dark side of the vet force sometimes comes out.
Speshullee wen bavin kittehs!
(Hi dis is B!, Aye logged into ma WP accownt!)
Bedraggled kitteh is bedraggled,
Bebbeh kitteh learns that life be hard and he should not to be so trusting of the two-legged furless animuls. They be mean to do this to poor unsuspecting bebbeh..
Bedraggled is the definitely da first werd dat comes to mind!
Amazing agate eyes!
call gostebusterz…he slymed meh.
kitty, the wet look went out in the 80’s – put the jheri curl away
see, this is what happens when you go as a young michael jackson for halloween, but then can’t get all that product out of your fur…
too tan for the MJ, & got prettier nose in proportion…think 80’s & Bo Derek (or does I means the 70s? bah wotever
awl dem drugs shur meks teh dekades run togedder, doan they?
feeling you, gurlfriend
leaf is right – maybe I was thinking of la toya…
yu neber see Michael an la toya in teh saym ruum togebber – coe in see dense? Ai tink nawt!
ai alwais thot thye be same peep.
Two peeps – wun noze.
Aye wuz at noos stan today, MJ iz awn da cuver uv sum mazageen… L’Homme, Aye tink…. Hims noze lookt neerlee norml…. Weerd…
i hurd himz haz prots — profs — faek noze, cuz reel noze beez awl cayvd in, so wen wantz to go owtz and luk norml… well, kinduv norml 4 him, himz putz on faek noze.
dat minds me of sumn fishykitti did wenz she waz liddli kiddi. She new our kiddi Milo didn lik bein chased by our goggie (not dat goggie eber hurts him, goggie jus a happi pupski an likd chasn movn fings)…
zo- we hadz da “bitter apple” gel cause goggie kep chewn on her footsies…. fishykitti finz da gel an smearz it awl ober da kiddi two keeps da goggie frum chasn him- himz enden up lookin lotz lik diz kiddi an eben less happi……. kiddi hadz to go to the goggie/kiddi washin store twice ( two dais in a row) too getz gel out! Not so happi ’bout two bafs in two dais!
fishykitti feltz badz, shez jus trien to halp da kitti. Wez tol her wez not mad, but notz to do it again!
momcat
Gud fing deyr iz naiys sovt towl tu drai sad wet behbeh. Nawt shur if it wil b enuff tu avoyd retribyooshun tho.
Mai five pointee ends….let meh show yoo dem.
I finks teh retribyooshun will be swift and probably painful and/or yucky. I finks pointy ends and huck up on teh pillow.
I thot u sed “soviet towl.” Had absolootlee no ideya whare u wuz goin wif dat wun.
in soviet russia, towel has you
In soviet russia toilet flushes you!
snark attack by towel !!!
I fink In Soveeyet Russha, towl draiyz off wif u. Mehbee datz wut hapnd heer.
(Sorry for the confusion, but I couldn’t think of a good way to misspell “soft”.)
u dehry nauhtie vet i will naht be bringin mah kitteh to yoo. es sooooooo sooooooo so sad. Teh poor lil kitteh.
sowwy! was just bein sillie. Sometimes kittehs jsut need baffs wether they want them or not. My reskoo kittehs kept fallin in the mopwater and then needin baffs. They never did seem to figure out the connexion tween the bukket and the baff.
Ai’ve awlso noen teh lidl kittehs get wet lyk tihs in teh rayn – an has taht saym ekspeshun; lyk tehy’re tinkin “Ai has noe idee wut happend oar how to avoyd it in footurs!” Ai donut tink behbeh kittehs com wit inbilt noe-ledge taht warter is wet an tehy shud com in wen itz raynin, tehy need a mummee-kitteh to teech tehm an som kittehs *snif snif* donut has taht mummee
does aniwun member teh episodez ob “dird rok frum teh Sun ” when awl of tehm (teh aliens, az plaied bi …….mi brane jest borked awn me, cannot tink of taht guyz name !!!) Aniwai……..tehy awl thot teh rane waz poyson…….an much hilariti ensued ……
O Noez!! Teh watur maiked mai hed 2 big. Halp!
(In Goon-Show Voice) ‘I’ve fallen in da water!!!’
you’ve deaded me!
Shut up Eccles!
an/or Bluebottle
Again!!
Ai’ve follen in teh watter!
You silly, twisted boy
I can has warm dry place? I be needing sunbeam affer tihs effing watter torcher. You will be meetin mai pointy ends in ur sleep hyooman….
Dis bebeh kitteh no unnerstand y
Aturney Genral Kitteh kant sai ifs
watur bordings iz torcher.
Zinger!!!!! Purrfekt, Romeow!
LOL, good wun!!! Mebbee if we warter borded HIM, he mite get da poynt… ur da pointee endz….
Don furgit to breeng a towl!
It coulda been wurse, yoo know.
At leest they flusheded it!
We assume…
Major Pleh! Reporting for doody….
drowned rat cat is a drowned rat.
woo. new toylet brush.
i wuz white kitteh wunce i members
Dis poor kitteh thikin him r da mitee tigger inna pool from yesserdai. But wen dis poor kitteh hit da water, eberybody laff. Nobudy skared. Kitteh wet an sad.
Kitteh say “I’m wet! I’m hysterical and I’m wet!”
(Thank you, Mel Brooks)
Sadness accrues!
leetle orunj lub muffin lukking foar hom full ob lub an snorglez
(plz to bee noting dis nut mah bez piksure)
plz to be contacting meh @ leetleorunjlubmuffin@lubamuffin.org
kbaithx
u left toylet seet up n pusseh got wet!
ulp…i tink we just keep going… keeds keep ur hands in the car and look straight ahead.
mebbe wun fore SJ’s insteetoot ob staytintehbleedinobvius?
Ai don tink owr reserch grant’s gonna cubber taht wun….
Ai hoep sumtin can cuver it – a blankit ob discreshun mebbee
Are you sayink “omg it’s a pusseh, stay in teh car?”
surely there’s a shaved pussy joke in here somewhere… but where?
wud yu be happee wit a “wet pussy” joek?
Duz it clime da drayps?
If we iz kwik, we jus has tym fore tee an toastycrumpets infronob teh fyr (Ai tink tihs kitteh wud l yk to joyn us fore taht) an tehn it’ll be tym for koktayls an Stricty Com Prancin in yur sparkly dresses an decollatage an fiksed grins!
Toastycrumpets! Nomnomnom!!!!!
Tehn ai will maek teh frozin watermellun dackries an put awn mai seekwinny dress an lawng glubs reddy fur Strickly Votefortehpersunjulaiksnawttehpersunwhoistehbessdansa. Nao, where did ai leev mai decolletage?
I hoeps u finds ur decolletage soon. Did u luk under teh bed?
Mai Mom alwayz says (fur “Dancing with teh Stars”) – “that’s so stupid for the voting peopel to have so much power. Shud be moar judges and less voting peeple.” Last week wun ov the verry best dancers got voted off (we thot she wud win overall) becuz didn’t hav big enuf fan base!
Ya wuz saem heer – votin peeps stoopy, votes cos tehy feels sawry fur peeps with low marks from teh judges – they gawt low votes cos they cannut danss! Is nawt popyoolarrity contest.
Well, maybe iz, but shud nawt be.
NEways, ai fown mai decolletage on tawp of teh frij, so plz eckews me – ai has to tango wit Alan Rickman.
Noooo – wantz Alan!
Ju can not haz. Nawt yours. (nawt mine eider, unforshoonitly ;o) )
EGGZAKLY wut happend hear! Merkan teevee iz copien teh brit format, doun to teh larst detayl! Nawt taht tehse tings R fiksed at awl….
SJ, yu can has sum ob mai decolleage, Ai has plenty!
Kelly Popstar – Caym dressd as ekstra fore Moolan Ruge – grate fore cancan but not so grate akchully fore passa doeblay; tihs week’s dans(alawng wit tej FokStrot)
Letitia Stenders getowtobmaipub – Mush betterer nao she’s wering teh hole dress an nawt jus teh top haf
Kenny Scawtish rugbee bloek – Ai lyk him but nawt teh sparklee kilt! Wuz serius fashun miss taek
Alicia Popstar = Defnitly best dress ob teh nite! Gorjus lemonyello floofy foatly number. An she can dansdansdans!
Dominic Cheekeechappee teevee presenter – Wow! But teh perfeshunal wuz wering red an peenk! Shorly sum mistaek!
Gethin Kiddees teeevee presenter – Instantlee fergettible – nawt bad nut nawt gud yser. And teh perfeshenul had tawpless dress an no visibul nippuls! Must be Barbee doll!
Kate sheetdanser teevee presenter – Lukked mush betterer cuz, baysically, she stud stil an teh perfeshunal dansed roun her!
Matt Phwoar! Soapystar pritteeboi – Lukked teknikally verree cleber but wuz sumhow kold an klinikal. Mebbee cuz hims onlee 12 an nawt old enuff to do teh seksystrong groenup danses
Pennee faymus bai associayshun RodStewartWiff – Meh! Sokay. Nys dres nys dans but Ai didunt see ennee sparkul. Jujes seeemed to lyk it tho, so wut doo Ai noe?!
Mai voet goze to Dominic
da seet were down…thot it were da lid
(ahem) my haf berry speshull anonsmant: we gotted a kitteh ob ar berry pwn jus lass nite!!!!! him’s furst mommeh naymd him Hopper, but we is wants to gif him nu naym soon. him iss gray tabby, abowt 6 monfs owld. him’s furst mommeh thot him was a gurl, but my saw da prufe obberwyse (it IS trixxy wen dey littel).
dare was tooo manee goggies an kittehs an snaiks (!!) at hims furst howse. nao, him iss king ob da kassel. him iss berry berry playful an neerleh bommprufe (berry relaxeded). an him LUBS da snorggelz.
my taeks sum pikshoors reel soon.
Awwww! Bless!
Dis is bestest Caturday evah fur hwygrl!
Sends snorgles n smoo fur ur noo bebeh!
Mazel tov!
yay!! dat be bery grate funz!
kongradulashun!! we lubs new kittehs (and old kittehs and in between kittehs!)
b4 icanhascheezburger.com iz was lost
now thye will fynd owt wat poysin oranj reellee meens
Sadz liddill Kitteh.
Himz fawllz in t3h Swurrlee Tank
andz duz nawt knowz wie?
Kitteh diskubburrz
dat Beeg Sitz Down Reeng iz boaf
smuthe andz berree slikk
Kitteh iz awll wetz.
Willz B dryd awff wiff mennee
jentillz Hugz andz smoooz
Jack.
I wuz reechin fer de toylit papur, and den dis happenz!
Waturz.
I has them.
Ai lunz herd ob kitteh dat LUVVED 2 wach wadder go doun in toylet. He wud run from anywear to wach. Once he ran in real fast an jummed, bud misz de seat and faw in! He ran fast fast fast oud in2 yard & nebber wen near toylet agin!
“lunz” sbosed a be “unz”
Dat wuz deelitefull funneh!
Dis kitteh looks like Julia Stiles affer dat dinosar sneezed on hur.
oh lord, this reminds me of when my Rascal was a little kitteh. Every so often in the middle of teh night we’d here a splash followed by his toenails scrablling on the floor as he tore off like a bat outta hell.
Or id sit on a wet pawprint — grimaces.
(just too tired to think in lolspeak…)
hey this stuff is really funny