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oh noes! the porousity of da skinz!
is the toylet a licensed vet teck to give this bebeh a baff?
congrats on the fursty!
*dances for turbokitteh*
butt iz wurried abowt kitteh in picher. pleez to dri caerfuli an restor flooof.
Joyns in floofy danse fur turbokitteh n dis bebeh kitteh.
Happeh Caturday fur turbokitteh!
Joins Romeow in joyful floofy danse fur turboketteh - and ov corse poor liddle babeh kitteh.
We dansses around kitteh floofing r clothes to maek breeze to dry liddle kitteh off. Almoast eny step will do. Izzat whut u r doing, Romeow? Oh - and we flooffes rselves as well!
Iz dansin liek nobunneh iz wachin!
*floofy floofy maek bebeh floofy*
*happeh happeh floofy floofy*
i like to sey thanx fer all de confab… contag… all de tellin me “yays” on bein urliest postur. i twasnt eben trying!! yay
*floofy floof floof*
*floofity floofy floofy floof*
Yu kno, I fink I liek dis danse!
*floofs sum moar*
Oh, poor bebeh kitteh! You no liek baff?
Tuff!! Mwahahaha!!!
sorry the dark side of the vet force sometimes comes out.
Speshullee wen bavin kittehs!
(Hi dis is B!, Aye logged into ma WP accownt!)
Bedraggled kitteh is bedraggled,
Bebbeh kitteh learns that life be hard and he should not to be so trusting of the two-legged furless animuls. They be mean to do this to poor unsuspecting bebbeh..
Bedraggled is the definitely da first werd dat comes to mind!
Amazing agate eyes!
call gostebusterz…he slymed meh.
kitty, the wet look went out in the 80’s - put the jheri curl away
see, this is what happens when you go as a young michael jackson for halloween, but then can’t get all that product out of your fur…
too tan for the MJ, & got prettier nose in proportion…think 80’s & Bo Derek (or does I means the 70s? bah wotever
awl dem drugs shur meks teh dekades run togedder, doan they?
feeling you, gurlfriend
leaf is right - maybe I was thinking of la toya…
yu neber see Michael an la toya in teh saym ruum togebber - coe in see dense? Ai tink nawt!
ai alwais thot thye be same peep.
Two peeps - wun noze.
Aye wuz at noos stan today, MJ iz awn da cuver uv sum mazageen… L’Homme, Aye tink…. Hims noze lookt neerlee norml…. Weerd…
i hurd himz haz prots — profs — faek noze, cuz reel noze beez awl cayvd in, so wen wantz to go owtz and luk norml… well, kinduv norml 4 him, himz putz on faek noze.
dat minds me of sumn fishykitti did wenz she waz liddli kiddi. She new our kiddi Milo didn lik bein chased by our goggie (not dat goggie eber hurts him, goggie jus a happi pupski an likd chasn movn fings)…
zo- we hadz da “bitter apple” gel cause goggie kep chewn on her footsies…. fishykitti finz da gel an smearz it awl ober da kiddi two keeps da goggie frum chasn him- himz enden up lookin lotz lik diz kiddi an eben less happi……. kiddi hadz to go to the goggie/kiddi washin store twice ( two dais in a row) too getz gel out! Not so happi ’bout two bafs in two dais!
fishykitti feltz badz, shez jus trien to halp da kitti. Wez tol her wez not mad, but notz to do it again!
momcat
Gud fing deyr iz naiys sovt towl tu drai sad wet behbeh. Nawt shur if it wil b enuff tu avoyd retribyooshun tho.
Mai five pointee ends….let meh show yoo dem.
I finks teh retribyooshun will be swift and probably painful and/or yucky. I finks pointy ends and huck up on teh pillow.
I thot u sed “soviet towl.” Had absolootlee no ideya whare u wuz goin wif dat wun.
in soviet russia, towel has you
In soviet russia toilet flushes you!
snark attack by towel !!!
I fink In Soveeyet Russha, towl draiyz off wif u. Mehbee datz wut hapnd heer.
(Sorry for the confusion, but I couldn’t think of a good way to misspell “soft”.)
u dehry nauhtie vet i will naht be bringin mah kitteh to yoo. es sooooooo sooooooo so sad. Teh poor lil kitteh.
sowwy! was just bein sillie. Sometimes kittehs jsut need baffs wether they want them or not. My reskoo kittehs kept fallin in the mopwater and then needin baffs. They never did seem to figure out the connexion tween the bukket and the baff.
Ai’ve awlso noen teh lidl kittehs get wet lyk tihs in teh rayn - an has taht saym ekspeshun; lyk tehy’re tinkin “Ai has noe idee wut happend oar how to avoyd it in footurs!” Ai donut tink behbeh kittehs com wit inbilt noe-ledge taht warter is wet an tehy shud com in wen itz raynin, tehy need a mummee-kitteh to teech tehm an som kittehs *snif snif* donut has taht mummee
does aniwun member teh episodez ob “dird rok frum teh Sun ” when awl of tehm (teh aliens, az plaied bi …….mi brane jest borked awn me, cannot tink of taht guyz name !!!) Aniwai……..tehy awl thot teh rane waz poyson…….an much hilariti ensued ……
O Noez!! Teh watur maiked mai hed 2 big. Halp!
(In Goon-Show Voice) ‘I’ve fallen in da water!!!’
you’ve deaded me!
Shut up Eccles!
an/or Bluebottle
Again!!
Ai’ve follen in teh watter!
You silly, twisted boy
I can has warm dry place? I be needing sunbeam affer tihs effing watter torcher. You will be meetin mai pointy ends in ur sleep hyooman….
Dis bebeh kitteh no unnerstand y
Aturney Genral Kitteh kant sai ifs
watur bordings iz torcher.
Zinger!!!!! Purrfekt, Romeow!
LOL, good wun!!! Mebbee if we warter borded HIM, he mite get da poynt… ur da pointee endz….
Don furgit to breeng a towl!
It coulda been wurse, yoo know.
At leest they flusheded it!
We assume…
Major Pleh! Reporting for doody….
drowned rat cat is a drowned rat.
woo. new toylet brush.
i wuz white kitteh wunce i members
Dis poor kitteh thikin him r da mitee tigger inna pool from yesserdai. But wen dis poor kitteh hit da water, eberybody laff. Nobudy skared. Kitteh wet an sad.
Kitteh say “I’m wet! I’m hysterical and I’m wet!”
(Thank you, Mel Brooks)
Sadness accrues!
leetle orunj lub muffin lukking foar hom full ob lub an snorglez
(plz to bee noting dis nut mah bez piksure)
plz to be contacting meh @ leetleorunjlubmuffin@lubamuffin.org
kbaithx
u left toylet seet up n pusseh got wet!
ulp…i tink we just keep going… keeds keep ur hands in the car and look straight ahead.
mebbe wun fore SJ’s insteetoot ob staytintehbleedinobvius?
Ai don tink owr reserch grant’s gonna cubber taht wun….
Ai hoep sumtin can cuver it - a blankit ob discreshun mebbee
Are you sayink “omg it’s a pusseh, stay in teh car?”
surely there’s a shaved pussy joke in here somewhere… but where?
wud yu be happee wit a “wet pussy” joek?