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Cat! Ai’m a ki-ki-kittehcat! Cat! Cat!
itz teh scratch vershon!
Knot secund dantz @ 33 1/3
Live on teh edge, call it teh furst dantz. : - )
Wai shur….FURST FURST FURST!
*looks arown*
ennybodee gots a problem wit dat?
Boldlee dun, Kathleen!! Ai partikularlee lieks yur fierce looks aroun. NOBUDDY messes with Kathleen!
WOAH>
I don’t even remember typing that. Was it live, or was it Memorex?
Was it Kat? Or was it Julio? (j/k Julio…I believed you.
)
Anyway…Janet….they DOAN??? NOBUDDY messes with Kathleen? That was funny and cool and deeliteful too reed…butt gibbun me much cognutive dissonance…I bee a bigg wuss!
(Or maybeee…Janet is beein a teensee bit sillee wit teh irunne?)
ennyway…enjoyed ur post, Janet!
Nys to hb muzik fur r knot secund dans tonyt!!
member cheez frenz -
set clawks bak 1 hour. aim doen mai noaw 2 hab 1 moar hour ob CATURDAY soz ai can danse, danse, danse, an meow, meow, meow!
mm-
dis dosn reali fitz hear, an I cantz member ifnz itz u or jh4k dat takes care ub da chickn glubs- but….. Iz wander thru sum old memry stuf an i foundz dis!
Is too gud to not share. Lookit da hatzon da band! Deh be earli version chickn head hatz I swares! (mus be earli version- no writin on dem!).
gascat n I rollin on flor pointin at dem!
hope u liks!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vTRd1a5MVMw
OMG Oingo Boingo! Luv them! Danny Elfman is awsum.
Yes, dey wuz earli version of teh chikkn hed rubbar gluvs. I am luvin teh fayce paynt an teh purpl pants. Mebbe we shud dress up like dat wunce a week.
I’m a kitteh cat
An’ I dance dance dance
an’ dance dance dance
(an’ I say sexie things to myself when I’m daaaancin)
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat
Oh, Ambercat!!! I rejoycezz in ur fursteeee!!!!
I lUBS dat kiteehcat song!
Cat! I’m a kitteh cat! An ah dants dants dants an I dants dants dants!
Kat!!
I’m a kitteh cat!! An I myaow myaow myaow, an ah myaow myaow!!!!
your Mad Skillz pleases TECHNOVIKING !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwsntHcWiy4
ok dat DEFNITLEE gets teh googlyaiz.
!!
… and the VIKING KITTENS !!!
http://www.vikingkittens.com/
Teho - can ai pleese borrow ur googlyaiz? Ai needs them too!
u tyeps dis: 8 - O olny u jams dem togevur so dey turns into fayze.
googlyaiz pleases TECHNOVIKING !!! GHARRRRR !!!
8-0
ai think tehre may be sumthing ai’m leavin awt.
use teh letter “o”
(in caps)
OMG IT WORKED !!!
kool
Oh, yeh! almoss forgot!!!!
I lubs dat video!! Keep singing it in mah mind!
So, mah deer Ambercat, more tehn wunts firstee, u clebber ting u, I dantzes wif speshul enjoyment too teh Kitteh Kat Video!
Scratchin’! I gots it DOWN!
I can has DJ?
Scratchy the Cat can rly scratch
DJ Kitteh iz playin sum House fur U.
*getting glow sticks*
Kat Sratch Fevah.
ju can getz oyntmint fur taht.
Now I thot I red every commint but sumhow I missded urs!
Sorree d00de.
plagerism. I has eet.
Grate minds…
Urs waz moar cumplete!
“Beeg Daddy Scratch Cat” wurkin ur partie.
Go Beeg Daddeh, scratch thuz tunz.
Kitteh plais Transe n I’z n ex2c!
Kitteh plais tranced, Ai is in comah!
Kitteh plais transs, ai luks fur teh bar….
pssst Ambercat - nyce furtehst frum lasst
Ai keeps singin tihs to mai kitteh - she tinks it skerree! Ai tinks tehre’s a subli…sulbim…sumlib…hiddin messije in teh sawng!
Puts in glo grillz, grabs glo stiks,
n duz furthest frum lasst danse fur
Ambercat!
Did Aye heer a balloon?
yu go hed an dans, me an SJ’ll wotch form teh bar! hic!Lubs tehm shayps yur throwin! An teh glo-stiks - shinee shinee shinee!
Fanks Ambercat!
Aye do sum fire spinnin fur U outtasyde latr.
Frum FunkyTown to Trance n won postie
Yu askin me owtsyde layter? Shud Ai fetch mai cote? has Ai pulled?!
Naow, Ambercat, U has bean at teh bar wif SJ fur a while.
Mebbe Aye shud show U mah mad fire twirrrlin skilz anudder nite.
I doan wan ennybunneh to fink dat Aye wud taek avantaje ov a fren affer a cuple of dwinks.
Dam! Storee ob mai lyf!
Can enywun join this danse? Sounds kinda - intimate.
Aii’ll just danse fur Ambercat over heer in this korner. Pretend ai’m nawt heer.
*veree softlee* cat, ai’m a kitteh-cat
n ai dans dans dans . .
Cum on JCH4K, wez awl dansin!
Tahts teh grate fing bout tekno muzik- eberybunneh do wateber dey want.
Danse wif urseff, danse wif anudder won, or danse wif eberybunneh.
Az lung az ur habin fun - nuffin else mattrs!
Heer - hab mah glo stiks! Aye go gits us a glas ov wadder.
DJ Kitteh In Da Houze
Playin’ sum toonz.
DJ Kitteh sais speshul k nawt jus fur brekfest ennymoar.
mai x raves about it!
Mai K hole. Let me show u it.
Exsept u gotta goes dig ur own.
Wen ur ina hole, stop diggin.
( gasp ) … bring me a lollypop?
Kitteh sai Happeh Hrd Kore 2 fass fur k twip.
Plz to b playin Ahmbiant.
I can has beat-matching?
oh noes, i has a train wrek…do not want
U mussta planed on maekin a lotta whip creem
wif awl ov those whippets.
KAT SKRATCH FEVAH!!!!
Is teh new hip hawp craze!
Kitteh be representin!
Plz to be respektin himz maaaad skillz!
Tonight
$10 at door
Or $5 w/bag of litter
“Eats & Treets” at de Scratchin’ Post
DJ Fluffy - w/ speshul gess apeerinse bah Yarn an’ Catnip
Be thar or katch fleez
Woot! Woot! FTW!!
De Bes!
PS- wee b havin HURRICANE hear. Much skarrie!