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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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very nice kitten sta put fo while
Mungo - do u know taht ur “Furstee Dance ov Joi” iz being danced several comminz down? Come down and danze - didn’t see u thar. Just wanted to maek shur u dint think u wuz furgotten.
And meny congratz to u -is furst tiem nawt second, rite?
r u from NZ per chance?
I R confuzled!
‘nuther reezon I are confuzled is my duvet but not my kitteh! Cat burglrz?
nao, wud be cat burglrz if tehy took kitteh. sounds to mee lik yu think they gav yu a kitteh.
Mai duvet, let me shoew yu it - nao wit added kitteh!
WE gotz a cart 4 da killingmewishinmyhedWOODespolde headache? Ow! Ow!
Oh oh OW ow Oh!! Por Por Lucy! Mennee emps an sym pathees. Most hedakes (inkloodin teh horrible meegrayny typs) R form dehydrayshun oar teh loe blud shugar. if yu can bare to, drinking loots ob sumtin sweet (ribena werks for me!) an/or eetin yscreem can be mush betterer tahn teh painy druks. Tho Ai taek fistfuls ob tehm tooo, jus to be shor!
Thank you Ambercat. Yuz bery kind. I tink dis particulr headache dou come from tryin to unners…undersd….figger out how dis pikshur works! Da part of da brain of hoomins dat is supposa fgure out pictures and maps and howz NOT to get loss..don’t work in my head. It da pickture gibbin me da “shoot me now” headache. How dey do dis? WHY dey do dis?
Wut the hek; has sum yscreem an ribena enneewai!
Fur teh tenshun hedakes - ai recummind teh Kawktayls. If u is tinkin - hao du dey duz diz? Has a beeg drinkee. Tehn, baysikly, ju nao cares NE more.
ribena, yscreem AN koktayls! Taht cuvvers awl baysis!
Ai wuz girl gide. An ju no - teh motto wuz “bee prepaird”. Ai haz taiken tihs tu hart an has drinkee fur awl ockayshuns.
Ambercat u be mai doktor fur naow on
I’s lyke yor style….
I no care ifn I’s gets pleh feelin
I likes dat Ambercat cans help mee owt!
U takes mi ishuranse?
Doovay burgullerz.
Dovey burglerz?
Hao many doves n dat gang? Dey fly in an pick tings up wit dere feets?
mebee ems lykz swalowz dats tayx kokonets ta Inglund?
IKEAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(I saddo, I cans recumnize IKEA duvet kuvvurs frm mails off)
I was lookin fer teh mous an gots stuck. Hlep peas!
to help pull tail vry sloly. is wurkin if kitteh batts yur hand an snorgls yu so much that it gets out from teh puter. is fail if kitteh uses pointy ends.
bee careful, tho. It may be an Urban Legend, but I has heered taht tail pulling werks liek finger pulling.
dunno - dint find aneefing abowt dat on Snopes…..
snicker snicker
mmmm…. snickers.
oi oi! da mows is next 2 da start butn. luk riet of it =D
Halp! Mai tayle iz stuk in odder dymenshun!
Two erlee….needs cupatee befor cans figgur owt hao to gets it bak
hay! weeerd elbis pic goes??
Elbis has left teh bilding!!!
R u shur u r Elvis?
Thers a guy wurks down the chip shop swares he’s Elvis
jus lyk yu swor to me taht yu’d be tru…. gud eerwurm!
I can haz portal?
I ARE ENTERING THE MAYTRICKS
Ur comfuzing me wif ur teknologiz, stop it kthanxbye.
Wow! wats a way to wayk up on Caturday! Not kwyte shur hau it b dun, buts ai gots teh cogin…cgon…freekee feelin!
Now ai cans do powlka dans fru sangrail:
step, step, step, hop
step, step, step, hop
step, step, step, hop
OOWWW! hoppt tu hard! Nee gots hurted!
Fankz ManfredMom, noone evr dun powlka fur me bfore!
ai liks teh tango.
walk walk walk walk walk TURN
walk walk walk TURN
walk walk walk walk walk DIP TURN
ai tangos fur furstee sangrail!!!
May I tango with you, whiskers? As you know - it taeks two. Ai’m about to dash out to taek mai 91 yr old Mom to our ballet class! (our teecher is 94!). It is a VERY gentle ballet class! - but I do hav time fur a tango!
walk walk walk walk walk TURN (cont with whiskers as above)
pls to be careful on the ‘dashing’ - burgers to you, the mum, and the ballet teech!
oh YAH? well i be furst to do *chikin danse* for sangrail!!!
i don wanna bee a chikin
i don wanna bee a duk
so i shaem mai but
*SHAEK SHAEK SHAEK*
doin teh chiky danse alwais maeks me feel so stoopy. but i did it all fur yoo, sangrail. i sar… safcr…. i gaev up mai dignitee for to gib yoo a fursty danse.
oopsee. “shaek”. not “shaem” mai but. too erlee in teh mornin fur me to be awaik.
Is ‘preciatin sakreefyce! Ma kitteh tell me dignitee is evryfing, evn whe he slyd off bak of chare. He ment to do taht!
O, mah gawd, yes. Alan Rickman is hot, hot, hot.
Jane Austin.
almost made me furget to dant*dantses fur teh furstee!!*
Is ‘preciatin awl danses muchly (az will prbly be onlee tyme) but Tango is my favrite cos is seksee. Most seksee when Alan Rickman do Tango!
Alan Rickman maek eberytin seksy! Eben habin a kold an waerin a dodgee cardikan!
Oh yahs, he be HAWT. Bery secksee voyce. Eben with teh greesee hare an bein baddy Snape.
or teh not-kwite-playsible mittel yuropeen aksent in Di-hard(ly at awl)
Psnly ai tink Rutger Hauer wud hv been better (he dus sykottic bery well indeed) but ai is awlways happee tu see Alan Rickman. Akshully ai saw him on teh Lunnon staij a cupple of yrs ago - ai wus in teh frunt row an cud see rite up his noze teh hole time.
An ju no wat? STILL secksy.
Iz beeg noes, Ai can see up it form her! But teh Rutger Hauer! Also yummy! If he didunt eksist, yu’d has to invent him. Ai’d nawt kik him owt ob bed fore drinkin ginness!
Troo - shame he is a murdrin emoshunless robot, but ai gess nobuddy’s perfekt.
Must jump in heer - bak frum ballet awl hale and heartee!
Is honest mistake - but liddle Mungo is reelee the nawt second - just wun ov those veree late appearing wuns. S0 - since so close in tiem, awl things considered, danses shud bee fur Mungo AND sangrail.
Whud bee nice if Mungo and sangrail cud taek a turn around the floar together. Well just watch and then awl joyn in. Liek at weddings. (But u two do nut has to has the mariaj!)
Ai notissed taht tooo, JCH4K. Hoep Mungo nawt hertanupset, wuz jenyueen miss taek. Com an joyn us in Strkly Com Pransin/ Dansin wit teh Stairs - lots ob shinee an decolletage!
I’ze sad but i’ze had some danses and Mungo got reel fursties, just stuk in ‘pooter.
Danses with Mungo. Get ur cote Mungo, u’ve pulled!
Sangrail, yu iz verree grayshus an awlso wittee an charmin - iz yu in teenytiny Ingerlan lyk me an SJ an tony an…ooooh, lots ob odders!
Ambercat, u gess rite becaws I yuse soffistikated (french) cat up liene on Mungo?
I fink I wittee and charmin, but genrally iz onlee me finkin dat!
i finx my brayn just went fzzzzzz wifs dat pitchur.
is tooo erly in mornink for dat.
must comes bak l8r too figurs it out.
ohz noooooez
bai dee tyme u getz back kitteh will be suckked into de nethurzzone
I R compurta dating, pls to be sending kisses.
“retupmoC yM”, “niB elcyceR”, aaaaaaaack
Maaaaaaaaaa
I dis dialec detic I no can see straight !!!!!!! huh?! Come on that side…?
Oh, hah, i nu dat….
When u stare me like that, u look like ceiling cat