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Mai nu rayny cote – not so grate akchully
Fursty dants for Amber!!!
hippy shake left
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not so grate akshully
Tankyu, Shera. Ai can shake mai hippies, jus not mai handy! Ai joyn in!
hippy hippy shake left
hippy hippy shake rite
hippy hippy…oh, sry, didunt meen to nok yu ober!
dans dans dans, but doan shake 2 much or dah Fanta will splode wen yu opens it!
Yeah Ambercat!
*slowly swais so Aye doan fizz teh fanta*
Di yu brung yur drinkie form teh last postie?
Yup – gots mah paws on it!
TGIF
Hey! I not seez enuff dantsin heer for Ambercat!!
*Replaces Kathleen’s batteries with fresh new Duracells*
Begins too dantz.
Hoo noes how long I can go until I runs owt ub juse?
Ur rite – I’m heer. Is nawt too late. Is awl very existehshul. Whut are we drinkin. . I meen dansing?
Hey – everybuddy from today – come back heer and danse fur Ambercat!! I mean – u r awl still heer, rite?
So is clearly nawt too late!
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get up – repeat above! Does this dans hav a nayme? Should have – liek – “Bumper car danse” maybe.
Ai donut se ennee reeson nawt to dansdansdans awl teh tym! Can olternayte betwene teh energetik danses, teh sloe an staytlee danses an teh sittin in a chayr danses!
oh hai ebberybawdy!!!!
can ai joyn teh noowt secondy danswe???
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der, ai tink ai gotz taht rite
wee sur lernin a lawt ob new danswes!!!!!
ai gotz to get ina betteh shapez……puff puff pant pant. and more pffin and pantin….
wanna fanta… doncha wanna… wanna fanta….
teh orinj wunz is poyzin.
song, itz stuk in mah brain
Awww….poor widdle goggie! Iz spend any amount of munny for u. Jus wanna kiss ur widdle nose & earses.
ma Devo, let me show you it.
not so grate akshully
Are…we…not…loldogs?
We…are…Devo…
I am old enuf 2 a-member when Devo was on Square Pegs, at teh snobby gurls bat mitzpah!
Yes, my age, let me show you it!
sara jessica parker, bak wen she was nerdy
Silleh goggie. U has been tricked by kitteh agin.
best ob joek – wher kitteh put teh bottul cap!
Oh noes!!
wat u mean on nose?
bionik puppah on dee loose !!!
it’s the six million… the 5 cent returnables puppy
unfortunatlee sum states dont habs 5 cent returnable puppy
which beggz de kweschun….
doo joo reecykle ur puppy ???
Bebeh goggie does hermit kwab trick n grows into litre size bottle…ebentually.
LOLdog dosnt liek noo dress
2 mush starch n teh noo dress.
Poor goggie. Yu doan want plazmic boddi?
ai fink plazmic wud be ok, jus not plazTIC
it nawt luk comfee to mee.
Nevar comfy tu hav tics. Nazty liddle buggs!
Leese he iz gaurantee a bubboly personalitee
Or iz it a Fanta-ztic body?
Haha
He can runs at 60 myles an howr.
His eye has a 20:1 zoom lenz and infrared capabilitees.
Still no match for bionikitteh.
An his gots teh hi powurd bionic soopersniffer capacitys…
snifsnifsnifsnifsnifsnifsnifsnif
iz Fanta of teh Opera-tion
woot woot! ( wit teh dramatic organ muzik accumpannyment)
DUNNNNN…DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN!
No, he’s just fantasizing
blarrrrgh!!!
Luks moar lyk undersizing tu mee…
ellen degeneross regifted goggie recovured nicely !!
ellen nawt so generus, akchully? Donut noe teh storee…
shee adopted a goggie frum a rexqu grup. she decydid she cudn;t handel it, so she gived it to sum gud frenz of herz. She notifyd de rexqu peeple dat she did dat, an dey got mad an tukd it away frum her frenz. I tink dat wus wut she sposd to do if she decydid she din;t wunt it wus gif it bak to da rexqu peeps. But aparintlee dey was a gud famblie wif liddle gurls dat was takin gud kare of da goggie, but da rezqu peeple tukd it aneeway.
& teh problem wuz dat noo goggie rilly hates teh kittehs & soh, she gived him 2 a frend hoo had no kittehs
The first picture is so cute!
I is on tite bud-jet.
Iz nawt bud, iz teh fizzee-pop eenummers an toofrot. Wherass bud iz both taysty an nootrishus!
I meanz i wud haf used too liter but is too mani monays.
pour (haha) widdle goggie
it r teh $1.49 puppeh.
supersize me?
Bender goggie!
Hope he dunnit dwink liek Bender!
Kiss mai shinee metal ass!
Futurama lives on!
more likely is channelling the robot from ’shoes’ video
LOL, funnee videeyo, but Aye tink da roomrs uv Happicats demeyez iz unfowndid!
http://www.break.com/index/the-history-of-lol-cats.html
omg!!!! fank yu fur postin that link. hay!!! cheez an tofu!! watch this vid guize an post it on teh links page plz!
B! Hao did u find taht? Marvelous! Ai found it stranjlee mooving. An aye shurlee du hoep – well – we DO know taht assasin cat is – jus a pikshoor.
Dis wuz linkie awn Metafilter.com It a purtee good site fur … stuff!
Dey also has http://www.lolinator.com awn der todayee… Turns NE payj to lol speek! Eben stoopee drudge report!!
Iz dis goggee a soda pup nao?
Love that one.. “soda pup”..place dachshund next to it and u gots soda pup and hot dog
LAWLZ!!!!
I nevah noed it went dat far!!!!
3,2,1, blast oaf uv lil asstroonauwt goggie.
Is this the next generation of getting-puppy-to-not-chew-his-stitches technology?
doggi maid of I’s favourite soda.
Fanta Chix perrito “Bubbles” -
anybody know what breed of puppy this is? so very kewt!!
myte bee frum da burmees or afrikan trybe wich praktis bodee elawngashuns
on a serious note,
i suspect it is a long haired chihuahua puppy. But it can be hard to tell
iss teh noo floofy Tupperware animul toy.
Tayk goggie hed off and put effanunt or jiraff onit.
WIN!
Ai hadz dem toiz…fink mai mom stil haz, fr granbabeez…Ai muss go fynd dem!
puppy thots:
“(sigh) So it’s come to dis…”
( again )
pleez not the milk carton
omg i think this is the funniest one ever. i fell off my couch laughing!
I like this advertising, it is funny
It may be hard to get your joke posted on ICHC… but rip off a “Family Guy” joke, and you’re in!
Nice.
Wut a widdl qt.
no, not qt only half pint.
ay haet you so hard, mummah.
AWWW! Rebuilt amminulz iz win!
I fowndid a strae kitti in da rode on Wednesday morny erlie. Him had gottid hit by kar, which wuz only teh moast reesent ishoo foar him. Him had also bin naglektid (had a gyint polyp in hims leff eer, wuz grooooody infekshund), and him has also bin mistreetid (we ramoovd a .22 slug frum da bak of hims hed). Den we ramoovd hims tayl, kuz it wuz borkd bad.
Nao, him has been rebuilded. Him is rakoopurayting at mai hows, an’ I has hoaps maebe mai fren’ will ‘dopt him. I wunt him to be liv wif sumwun who will maek shur him is seen by vet and treetid good and nawt, you kno, shot wif gunz. Kuz dat sux.
I spended a lawt moar den da fanta bottl, tho.
Wuz lyk… um… a hunnrid duzzin fantabotlz. um. Yah. Nawt so graet, akshulie, but da KareKredit sed dey giv me teh fynans, an’ da huzbin, him sae is ok we pay off, and if we payz within um 12 momfs den it no akroo intrizt, so dat iz a win. And him varee ‘prishyate.
Iffin’ u wunt to reed moar abowt him, u kan klik mai naem, go to mai blawg. Him infoz is der. I tryz to poast moar piktorz ov him laytur. Him poor shavd butt gots no tayl, gots lotsa broozis, but him iz varee happi kiti, plaez lyk him a tiny kitn (Vet sez him iz lyk 8 yrz owld), purrz lyk him da mozt luvd helthee kitti evar, luvz on peepul lyk him nevur bin hurted. Such a win kiti.
Kae.
uh woopz. I gess mai naem not has teh websyt. is http://www.elfination.com, yeth.
hay elfi-dis grate fing u is duin fur dis kitteh. i sint sum munees fur hims. let us knoew how it goes, k?
Erin
omg fankoo!!
I keep updates on teh blawg, oks? 
KB sez fankoo too.
Mebbe yur fren kin naym him Steev Awstin! LOL!
PS, Yoo rawk so hard fur doin dis! Aye say tank yoo in da naym uv awl da stray aminals hoo want hope an luv.
Yoo an angel-elfi!!!
PSPS, Aye sended yoo a munnee too.
He looks kinda yung, mebbe 2 R 3 yeers. Poor widdle guy… Aye wish Aye cood has him!
Pls to post moar pix!!!! (Eben da surgikal wuns, dat’s neet stuff fur mee awlso!)
**HUGZ** fankoo fankooo!!! Him acturallie *8*!! Him luk liek big kitn, yah, but him mush oldur den I thottid. Him still plae lyk him big kitn. Him plae moar den my 6-yrs-owld boi who iz gyint lump of sleepins. (LOL) I pozt moar ASAP.
yu iz a ainjil, elfinugget. iz gud ting yu an yur huzbin haz did. glad too cee teh lolpeepz halpin wit teh gud weeshiz an teh munnee. teh peepz heer is so kind. ah iz in therd wurld countree, no can send munnee, but i sendz teh gud weeshiz too yu an kitteh. i haz oftin bebeh sit a goggie wit teh psyc… pychso… emoshnl ishooz becoz himz wus mistreeted bai himz preevyus hoomin. himz bee teh happyest goggie nao becoz him haz much luv an keer. him kan maek anywun happy wen tehy iz mizzerabl.
oohhh!! I haz met deez teh pychso goggehz bafoar. Dem iz speshul. KB iz a varee gud kiti, him so sweet, evin tho him bin miztreetid. Him luvz evriewun.
Him is bak in hossabul rite nao, tho, kuz him bladder nawt werky rite, him nawt abul to peez on hims own, so da hossabul gotta squeez him evry few howarz. We givz him meddisins foar him peeingz, hoapingz him starts peeings by himselv agin. Varee hoapfulz.
u guyz iz grate.
–Elfi
Yu and ur huzbin iz good mommeh and daddeh to teh poor kitteh. Menny cheezburgers to yu!
We hav da teknologiz. We have da kapability to make the worldz first Bionik dog!.
poor pupper, gets him out!
jxx
NAO!!
It’s a soda-pup!
*LULZ*
NASA puppeh
Iz readee wif him spayse-soot
I fink u means “spay-soot”…BwaahaaHaa
well hez shur not gonna get much aktion with taht outfit.
Not to menshun teh chafing.
Plees! Donut menshun teh chayfing!
Wows i was been spekting that thar wuld be leik 20 peoples all wif teh “oh noez! that is SOOOO mean to do wif a puppy! You should be shamed of urself! Animaul krewlty!” it happns wif so many kitty pics that it is wierd for everyone to be so calm bout a dog stuck into a bottle
No wun hier put goggy ina boddle
But, we MAY HAVE put babbeee ina corner
Capn Kurk,,, I nead my helmut pleeze! Thanx You
SOOO CUTE!
SOOOO CUTE!
This is the cutest thing EVAR!
This is sick. It must have hurt being shoved into that bottle, and it will hurt even more when it is taken off. This is just mean and the authorities should be contacted.
Well, he seems to be okay.
I am now standing buck naked in front on my computer with an enormous soda bottle wrapped around my torso . . .
*wigglz eyebrawz at Pittypat*
heyyy baebee….
juss tryin to rekindill a grate caretroll — er i meen — kodak moment.
911? Naw i not reporting about the dog stuffed in soda bottle…
whispers
There’s a person standing buck naked with some plastic thingie covering em in front of the computer…they seem to be having a hard time NO NO DONT TURN AROUND…ahhhhhhhh muh eyes!!!!!!!!!
now pitty owes me new monitor, Maybe you can get stend to donate too
The puppy wasn’t shoved into the bottle, they cut the bottle lengthwise, cut a slot for the front legs and put the bottle around the dog. The red strap near the top is holding the bottle together.
It looks like the picture came from http://www.thefunnydogs.com/index.php/2007/04/02/funny-fanta-dog/
It’s the 6 million peso chiuaua puppy!!
Cyberpuppy says
i can has sponsorship deal?
What kind of pup is this!
Fantahuahua
That’s sad if u do that to ur dog.
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I like to rebuild things!
omg that is the funniest pic eva!!!!!!
we shall call em… LOLCANDOG!!! kthxbai