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A EGYPSHUN
picture: Anmari with kitteh Noodle, lol caption: Carla R
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Evrybuddy danz lika an EGYPTIAN!!!! Esseh NAHT secun, tird, fort, etcedra dance…for teh yoan hoo neber lefs teh baroos alone!!!!
*Assumes egyptian pose and shuffles to the left, shuffles to the right*
Bellee dants!
(ties on jingly coin belt)
snake arms snake arms shimmy shimmy shimmy
figure 8 figure 8 snake arms rib slide
snake arms camel walk snake arms camel walk
shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy
hip drop hip drop rib slide snake arms
snake arms head slide shimmy shimmy shimmy
shoulder shimmy shoulder shimmy hip drop *bow*
U iz ver flxibul kitteh
gud dancin
U can neow has cheezburger
Thx! Teh belleh dansing is grate eggersizes. U can do some of teh moves while waiting in ur car at traffic lites or in ur chare at werk. They no approove of mah belleh danse costume at werk, tho. Too much of mah belleh shows.
wai tew belli danse CB!
mai ai suggist “king Tut” bai Steve Martin?
NEone kno awl teh wurds?
ai onlee knos a few.
hear goes gascat ifnz I did it wrung again go to utube and put in “king tut steve martin”
looki! altamo saxamphone partz fur u!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LvmiJQSl5hM
momcat
Taht’s veree gud, lcb. U r giving mee sum gud ideas fur sum dance numberss in our as yet untitled mewsical. U can has maybee kwick costume change frum the blak spandex - will discuss this with cSmall.
Wlison, Keppel & Betty Ref FTW!!!
>joins sand dancing horde<
Assuming downward goggie poze - is wurshipful?
O, mai Gawd…..I lubbed dat song so much wen it came owt….
seems so long ago….
*walks (dantses!) like an E-jip-shuuuun*
Fursty danses.
Luks liek happyest danse kitteh - liek win lawderee danse. I can has lawderee win danse 2?
-And I dansedansedanse
and I dansedansedance
an I meow meow meow
and wunse agin ai puttted mai comment in teh rong spot.
OMG!!!!
i was prior to second???? dat is a myrakill.
i just made a quick coment on de french kitteh and saw dis kitteh.
so i posted and was off to deal wif students.
i am neber the “f” wird.
~~joins in all da danzing!~~
a liddle wiggle and a shiggle
and a slide to da lef and den slide to da right
and wiggle and shiggle sum more
and sum twilrs and a leap
den a high kick and end wif a split
and now a nap
OMG!!! Dis es de furst time a furst fursty danced hiz own fursty dance fer naht being nawt secund!!!!!…….es der a dance fer dat???
in lolland deres a dans 4 everfing. rly.
congrats to dogbovverer!!
mah feets ok nao, so:
wiggle wiggle wiggle
shake shake shake
dun da mick jagger finger fingy
shake shake shake
widdle jump
bigger jump
jiggle
*dang*
wiggle wiggle wiggle
i lurnt da wiggle dans from da bees. srsly.
so far i hasnt lurnt mutch from da burds…
wiggle wiggle wigg~
ibk - u reelee haz it. (n yay fur u - tho too bad u din’t know it!! U haz missed teh terrifying adrenalin rush!) Ai’m doing ur dants.
wiggle wiggle wiggle (see above)
Congrats to U!!
wiggle wiggle shimmy shake.
U guys got frys to go wif ur shakes?
nope. da fries is hao i gotz da jiggles…..
*sigh*
JULES - r u up yet????? Cum n dance this nice danse frum Africa with us.
(Corse - Egypshun don’t reelee think they r in Afrika. Wunz upawn a teim, so lawng ago taht it still luked liek moovee “Death on the Nile,” ai wuz awn teh Nile cruise and sum wun asked a crew purrson whar the crokodials were - an he replied - “oh, we don’t have them enymoar. They have awl gone south to Africka.”
Yeah dogbotherer! I’z doin the Egypshun danse fur U!
This danse xtra speshul 2 me cuz wen Aye waz growings up, Aye has a Saluki goggie (Royale Goggie ov Egyptz), dat Aye lubbed bery bery mush. He waz teh fassest, mos bootiful, n nisest googgie I eber new. Hims wud sleeps wif me every nite.
*danse, danse, danse, Egypshuns stile*
da croks wur lyke “sew ovur ” da hole egypt scene, years ago!!
sune az cleopettera an bast wer ideas ov da past,
da crokadails juss hada move awn
*heh*
Dem Gypshuns.
gud folkx.
Dey nu how 2 wrshp the kettehz.
Gud timz… gud timz…
Has wee ebber stopded wrshp teh kittehs?
haz wee ebber had a choyse?
oh ai luuuuubs a sanppi rejoyner……..FTW spykes mom…..awl mi stooopy brane thot ob waz…..whi wood we wantz too??? lik ursz muches betteh
A long time ago, the Ejipshuns wurshipped da kittehs. da kittehs have neber forgotten this!
sleepwalking like dis
teh egypshun walk - yur doin it rong!
yesh - sleepwalk liek an egypshun!
iz nawt gipshun, is rokkette!
Kik not hi enuf fur rokkette. saw rokkettes. dey kik hi hi!! dis kitteh can has vegas showkitteh pozishun.
step kick step kick
kick kick step kick
repeats, but dunt falls offa da stage…
Sleepin kitteh is compromised.
“La Sonnambula” AminaKitteh in terribul danjur - villajers watch helplesslee in horror.
(But happee ending - she is saif.)
Mummy!
WIN!!!1!!1
Weez onna road to noewherez, come on insydes
(Canz u tell I juz been watchin Talking Heads vid?)
kin we maek dis bebbeh stay up awl nite?
Daz whut joo get frum too much Wyld Wyld Liuf!
Heh heh… mai kidz use to sing dat song. I tellz dem dat wen dey get teh bebbehs, wee see hoo maeks hoo stay up awl nite. Dey fink Mom jus beein sillee. Naow dey habz teh bebehs, sew dey no!
Heh heh…
Revenj iz soe schweet !!
Well, that and teh fact that u is wearing ur giant soot.
Ai lurved dat jiantt soout!1!!1
Har ta miss wen da mikrofone goes in an owt uv da bigg soot.
luvz dat vidyo. useto draw dat litl runin guy in teh boks on mai mapz wenebr i see a road dat dint go neware.
oh, an Gratz to da dogboferer fur da wun dat is nawt yet secund!
Danse ob joi? maybe can can todai!
da da da dadada
da da da dadada
kick kick kick ….
splot.
faw down.
howz bowt worship danz fur ur nawt-sekund kommint?
graysfull twurl
slow glyde to teh ryte
bow to teh gawddess
slow glyde to teh leff
anubber graysfull twurl
*thudd…oooof…ai dint no teh wall wuz so close wen ai twurled juszt tehn.*
gude danse. veri pretti
EVERYBODY STAND BACK. I has tu snorgle taht belleh.
i enjoys teh kitteh muzzles myself.
U snorgles the muzzles? isn’t taht - shmooozing?
pends. ifs u maek big lowd kissy noyz wen u du it, den its smoochies.
Aiz tawt taht wuz schnorgling??
IMHO, schnorgling must be dun awn teh belleh. Nawt teh nozies. An shnorglin tu me is gettin a facefulla floof - at leest fur a frackshun of a secund before u has yor face scratched awf by teh five pointee endz.
But maybe we needs scientiffik studee? Ai cawls teh Institoot of TehBleedinAwbviyuss an gets teh reeesurch started.
schnorgling is fur teh cutie bellies!! Face furst!! **schnorgle**
o hai i r egipshun. i r teh lolkitteh god, worship meh. walk liek meh plskthxbai
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
If you want to find all the cops they’re hanging out in the donut shop.
bornd in arizonia muvd to babalonia King Tut!
didja do da monkey?
funky tut!
Iz doan da King Tut dans fur u!
momcat