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wiff no reservation, u getz no service! dis classi joint!
WHOO HOO (ooooo – a liddle too erlee) Whooo Hooo Princess Muuuuu! Do ai rememberz rite? Iznt this yur second nawt second? Eneway – mai coffee’s almoast reddee – i’ll bee bak fur teh dansing (has yu a favoriet?) an maybee SJ n Ambercat n Tonee will be heer fur the tee. A Tonee tee, purrhaps. O noes – still to erlee. kthzbrb!
iz Fwenshhhh – mebbe we can has minuet?
cawfee in wun hand and pardner up!
*dainty dainty dainty steps*
*sploosh cawfee*
*dainty dainty dainty steps*
(mebbe not try to drink cawfee wile dansing…)
cSmall – haz u sum nyce costumees? Ai think at leest the Princess shud bee propurrlee clad.
I haz teh two left footz…..fink I will jus watch yu guize do alla da trickee stepz to dis wun….I will jus hum soflee wif teh musik….congratulatoriez to da Princess for her second-not-second!! Nice wai to start teh Friday kountdown!!
teh dainty dainty spilling danse seems fun! Fanks yall : )
* dainty, dainty, dainty steps *
* sploosh cawfee *
I did moar sploosh than dainty steps…..but I tried
)
Gayla – iz nawt so hard. Poot teh cawfee down. (ai craks maiself up). Ai lerned it wunz wehn ai wuz in Don Giovanni! But wuz lawng tiem ago – so ai just went fur a bit o help!
Just taek mai hand an mirror mee!
* Minuets are in 3/4 time. The basic minuet step-combination consists of four steps in six beats (two measures) of music. Begin with a plié on left foot flat on up-beat and rise to ball of right foot on beat 1, straightening both legs, heels close together. Plié on right foot flat on beat two, and rise to ball of left foot on beat 3, straightening both legs, heels close together. Keeping legs straight, walk forward on ball of right, then left foot on beats 4 and 5 (or 1 and 2 of second measure of music). On beat six, sink into plié on left foot flat. Start again on beat one, rising to ball of right foot.
and remember to taek teh daintee steps!
Iz nize thot. Howeber, Ai kans barely danz de box-step, prolly ‘caze Auz welb sefl sflco unsure ob self.
So sitz here and N joyz all the lubberly danzers, and de melo mellow miawdiouw musicz. And de beAutimous cost yumes.
ai has mennee nyse costyooms:
litely padded boneded bodices with lacy parts an panniers 4 teh laydees(teh paddin is tu not feel teh bones so much. let’s lean over grrls an help our grrlparts to sit up nyce!)
embroidered cutaway suits with contrasting waistcoats an tights for teh gennelmens.
Wigs awl aroun!
Woodchuck, if you wouldn’t mind, mebbe you could take a speshul fursty-belleh-spin aroun teh floor in yer nyce extra-absorberent-velvet waistcoat wif hand-painteded glass buttons and take up a liddle of teh sploosheded cawfee?
Dainty steps everywun!
swy Janet………u lawst me at put the coffee doawn……..I nawt cabable of that yet. Dory decided 3 am was the PURRRFect time to play and she would NAWT let me go back to sleep– she is a very nauwty kitter (and a very insistant one)
*dances on head*
ifnz da princess mu is hear, wez mus hab a ball! sweep out da dusty ol ballroom, shine da silverware, prepares da banquet an getz out beeg floofy dresses
den we can saraband and minuet, an gavottte awl dais!
momcat
cSmall haz been so kind. She brawt EVEREE thing we need fur the moast byeootiful ball in the whirled. Just need to get ebbrywun dressed (wif wigs) and tehn we kin begin.
cSmall – ai’m shure u rememberered to bring the prawper undergarminz, rite. Modern girls harlee wares the underpants, let alone teh . . . ooo – whut do we callum? Ai’m havin teh brayne freeze. (Sounds MUCH bedder tahn “Senyur momint..”)
Ai laiks teh idea of teh sittin up girrrlparts – mai girrrlparts is suffrin from teh gravy tea tehs dais. I can has corsetry?
oh yes:
we can has teh chemise(lyk a tee shrt) unner teh corset, teh(litely padded) boneded corset, an teh bodice on top. If yer grrls r feelin a leedle exposeded, yu can has a fichu of a vry delicat layce.
on teh bottoms, never yu fear – we can has teh panties, den teh tights, den teh panniers for teh gud sidewayse shaype, an mebbe a petticoat or 2. we can also has teh pantalettes wif awl teh layce aroun teh bottom edge becawse owr skirts will be lifted up to jus abov teh ankle – we can has teh Fwensh Countryside shorter gownses for easier dansing.
i can has one too – usually i never gets to dress up, but dis is a bawl i wanna dans at!
oh wut wonnerfull fun!!! fank joo sew much! nyce coyagraphie der Janet. da costumes r beeutifull csmall!oh the ballroom is juss loverlee.
oohh ah heer da music, ah step thru da entrance… oh ebriwun lukes sew nyce!
dis is da best ball evur!
cSmall – u kostoomer-er-er? u nowes berry wel teh midew-agie fwipperies…
*I* shawl hep owt wit teh muzziks – playz teh reekorders an sushlike…
Naow waer’s mah muzziks?
yesh. ah iz costyoom dessiner. costumère, as teh fwensh kitteh wud sai. dessignadora des vestuarios as hims espanish fwend Manuel wud sai.
we can has 18th century costyooms 4 teh minuets. maibe 2morrow we can has mildew agey costyooms(is moar lyk teh 12thcenturyupto15thcentury)
*step down frum lecturn*
c now ah no *U* no yawr kostyoomin’ bizz… tehr is BIGG dif-furr-ense beetwin teh minuettin’ kostyooms…an teh mildew agey onez… az izz in teh muzziks!
(joo don’ play teh WoW…dyoo u? dat wud bee mitey cwinsidennal)
cSmall, iz a smallest whirld ai useded to bee a costuum deziner two !!!! jest four teh liddle whiel…..ai dezineded an maed teh costuumez four a vadeyville an teh mallodramaz theeater……iz waz sew (ai maed a plai on teh werdz trhetr) muches funz…..
awn teh vadeyviille pawrt ob teh ebeninz enteratynmentz, tehy hadda bee able to RIP teirh closeses off ina BIG hurriest tyme an den frow teh new onez awn rilly rilly fasty, sew ai lerneded to LUB teh VELCRO, ifn u gotta ripz yer closses off, dat iz teh stuffies to can has!!
iz waz hectic tyme butt ai lubbed it…….
Please to forgive my dispensing with lolspeak for the nonce, but ……on one of my exs and my trips to England and Scotland, we went to the “Queen’s Hall” and saw an afternoon of dancing and music …..what made it special was the place itself had two opposing walls with floor to ceiling mirrors with ginormous chandeliers, that echoed and reechoed (visually) becoming tinier and tinier as you looked into the mirror.
and the dancing was done in costume and the music played was played with the instruments of the time and it dipicted the dancing styles from about 1400 to the late 1800s.. and as the people danced
there was a person explaining the dances and why any particular dance was popular at the time……I absolutely loved it……what an unusual treat.
for example there was a time when the dance had people with their feet a’ flying, but their upper bodies almost perfectly still. …..it’s because the bodice part of the clothes they wore were very tight , but the skirts had lots of room, ……
and I would bet the Minute is such a “stately ” dance because everyone was trying to keep their wigs on !!!!! they were huge and topheavy things and they didn’t have the good glues we do nowdays !!!
it IS a cSmall werld!
yah. i sed it! pthpbbtttt!
teh vawdeyville sownds fun-dyoo has pics?
ah don plai teh WoW, ’cause ah don get enuff werk dun as it is!
O cSmall, yu is teh bestest. I luv historikkal kostyooming! Corsets are wunnerful things.
*kurtseys deeply*
*danses wif dainty dainty steps*
*sigh* I is late agin.
mah apolojeez.
dantses as daintulee as possubul…
Des lolcats français sur internet ? La langue de Shakespeare leur va pourtant si bien
Lazers damit why not worky?
Charlie Chaplin cat is chapplin’
IS IT JUST ME OR HAVE THE BURGERS GONE AWAI???
yoo didnt maked the resurvayshuns so no brgrz for jyoo!
(check the top of the page, da brgrz have taken down da brgrz)
oohhh……..ty naitkat….I see naow
*blushes* *hides under couch*
gayla, no needz two hydz under cowtsh. joo *mint* two ax dat, jes two maek shoor efferywun notiss dat teh burgrz iz borked, ryt? nao teh propr proseejzr bee two stair lyk efferywun stoopy, an tehn warsh yrself nonsh… nunchl.. lyk joo duzint kair.
Is OK Gayla! Just purrtend u mented to du taht liek nyce Moe says. Ai will do it with u so no wun will notice so much. OK – furst – cello posishun. . .
hee hee……it is so nice to be able to be stoopi and peeoples jus take care of u anywai
) I feel da love mannnnnnnn! Where is Teho? he is prolly rollin his eyes rigt naow. lol
ai’m shur he haz awn hiz gogglols to purrtekt hiz ayeblols.
an speekin ov Teho – ai wuz totallee swooning with dellite teh otter day – u must go to hiz blog! He nawt onlee haz a flashlite, he haz a pikshoor ov a pitchfork fur an ombrella!!!!!
SJ!!! SJ!!! u must luk, too. (it wuz SJ hoo furst sugjested taht we use r pitchforks fur r ombrellas)
Ai is reglar lurker on Teho’s blog, Janet, du nawt wurry. I am very mush in luv wit his simeeez kitteh.
Rikki onlys luk symeez. hims mama is tabbeh. if u luk cloes u cans stil see teh stripeys. heer is hoel fambly (befoar adopshins)…
http://www.a7.vox.com/6a00c2252668128e1d00d4143dd8473c7f-pi
Huh – he rilly luks meezy. Ju shoor he’s nawt adopted? ;o)
I still lubs him NEwais – an is prolly gud ting fur yr drapes taht he is nawt meezr – tehy sure dus luv shreddn stuf. Such a kewt fambly. Teh blak wun on teh windosill luks laik sumwun sed “luk rlly rlly laik a kitteh. As catlike as u can. Kittehness personifried”. (ok it maeks sens to me, maybe is taim fur meds)
hmmm…
my coment iz eeted.
what is the pitchfork thingie?
also, teho, you haz da lubley kittehs. the tortie closest to the kamera looks like my tortie.
and you neber no about the meeze. it could be in da dna.
i haz a kalico. she is teentiny. maibee about five pounds. she is 7 years old. she is thin and sleek. her legs are long, long, long and her tail is almost as long as her whole body.
her head is triangle shaped. and she TALKS and TALKS and TALKS!!
iffen i had drapes she’d prolly climb dem. i dont doubt she has meeze in her dna.
No, no – u nawt needz the meds – at leest – nawt tihs tiem. ai offen think, wehn mai kittehs r striking teh moast cat-liek ov poses -”‘Oh -luk – he/she iz lukiin so much liek a kitteh. Hao clefur.”
Oar- ov coarse – cud bee we BOTH needs the meds. LOL (as Gayla says)
dem kits wuz AWL fosterkitters. alls bin adoptimaterd nao. (eksept wuz us wut adoptifyd Rikki, ob corss.)
“…wee dun need no steenkeeng” burgurs!
they’re gone !!! stoopy wordpress !!!
Stoopy lolbunny, hoo fix0rd teh power cord
Teh burgrs is BAAAACK!!!! *dus teh “brgrs is baaaaack” danss*
w00tnez! w00tnez!
hooty tooty pleh!
U not crazy. dem burgrs dissapur durin lunchin breaks sumtimes. speclly on purrty Fries-dayz.
no worriez. dey com bak wid refresh burgers. hmmmm… fresh burgers.
muah….muahahahahahha of koz i has a reservation…….aaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No shrt no shuz no servis
no fur no flooff no food
Pardon-a-mwah….duz yu haz enny gray poop on????
ratz–I wuz gonna say dat. U iz kwik on teh draw, COL.
wut yoo eet dat gibs yoo gray poop?
EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POUPON ??? HELLO ??? EXCUSE ME !!! HELLO !!!
(sry – long story)
Nice LAY-DEE!!!
I can totally see Jerry Lewis doing that
moi assaoussii (my mousi??) non, vreiment! ai two can see hiz do taht…..
Akshullee, Kevin beetid me to it…I jus didn reed daown far enuff befor I opined mai big yap!!!
No shuz, no shirt, no dys.
sans poils, sans pattes, pas de service
*j’arche mes moustachees à votre éspace générale*
Votre père était un ‘amster, et votre mère sentait des sureaux!
(jus fur u, Teho)
Oh, ai just luvs it wehn u talks Frawnch to us!
fetchez lavosh.
Fetch the cow!
yoor muthr wuz hamstar and fathr smelt uv elderberriez
Francais kitteh would like Royale with Cheez.
oooway les burgers?
nawt see enny to gib ratings!
Stoopy mehtrik siztim, not undurstandifyin teh kwartur powndur wif cheez!
At least they serve Le Big Mac.
Soopersillyus cat iz soopersillyus.
moustachecats eyes aer to fyr apart
Haha! Kitteh look lyk snotty waiter in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off!”
U R Abe Froman, teh Sauseg King? hurrmph! … I doan think so!
win! I had teh egsakt same thot! “Leef before I haz to git snooty wif u>”
Snooty? Snotty.
Guy in film had very bouffant “do” – kitteh nawt kwite so floofy. But expreshn awn face sackly teh same!
Hai… how u lyke mah moostash?
Dis kitiz moostash iz teh winnist I eber seed. Is awsum.
Iz it jus me, or dus dat stache look like it wuz drawn wif a sharpie marker???
COL – u cawt hem! kitteh dru musstash tu look older at chekowt. baiing wyne to hab wid cheezburgers fur 2nyt’s dait wid da ladee kittehs.
Seer der? I knowded der wud be a perfiklee obveeouz reeson he did it! I tried dat tu whin I wuz yung, but bein a girl an all…it didn’t work so grate, akshulee.
yesh – kitteh went as Inspektor Clooseau for halloweenies
it’ll come owf in a…week…or two
Yeah, ai thot sew too. Put it inna poast down lower befor saw yurs.
heems moostash lukd like a bat!
hollerween iz ober.
iz neber 2 urlee 2 bee reddee 4 nex yeer!
luks lyke kitteh is tryin to deside whevver or nawt to disapproov
Iz tryin to figr if ur fur is goochi or pawduh.
no fncy shrt or shooz, no srvce.
Que?
I noes nuffin… I iz from Bars.. Barz… Spain!
hehehe guud 1, iz refferenz 2 britcom Fawltee Towerz, iz veree funneh
Sin bigotes y sin botas el gato no recibe sus botellas… a menos que se presenten las garras afiladas…
hola! como estas AllyBally!
momcat
Erm… I’z noe reelie from Spain… *blush*
I’z was bein Manuel from Fawlty Towers!
I’z from Skotland… but I’z still noes nuffin.
Duz u has a hammster?
Fawlty Towers??? Mai favorite !!
Farty Owls ????
you noze lots if youze frum Skotlnd.
Hau 2 eet Haggis, fur wun ting!!!!
*teazing*
Eeting Haggiseseses iz eezy… catching dem iz der hard bit!
Grey Pupon, do you has it?
no. I lick mysef kleen. neow can i haz table?
wee monsewer i haz, takes me to zee tably an gits me a bottul of shampanya toot sweet
kthxbai
Whyte wines wif le beef kibbles?
Sacre bleu!
U is a pesant!
Plz leaf dis restrunt before u insult mai chef ani moar!
fyn fyn, I takes the nyc yung boojoolay
u want extra tin meent miztah creosote?
Eeetz wafffair theen!
Wood miss-sewur lahk a bukkit? Waffair theen burgurz – do not want!
How are you feeling today miztah creosote?
Bettah! Bettah getta buckit.
ne vomissez pas dans le bukkit au lolrus!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEEEeeeeeeewwwwWWW!
Pls bring meesur a fresh bukkit!
I haz noe rezurvashiuns adall, mesjeu, hoo needzum?
Monseuir you has insulted mai fambly and I require recompensense!
We shall tail duel at dawnn.
OOOOOOOO – tail duel! Ai haz awlwayz wanted to see taht!
Dawn? When is dawn? We r awl over teh fayce ov teh erth!!! Oh noes!!!
It’s dawn o’clock somewhere……
Skews me – Dawn juss called an sed plz to stawp makin awl taht noise owtside her hows.
heheeeeeeeeeeee
REEEEEEEERRRR FFFTTTTT FFTTTT FTTTTTTTTTT REOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR *Swack Swack* REEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR
O – iz Dawn heer sumwhar? Haz duel started? Haz ai missed enething??
Ai’m ALWAIZ missin everything. Missed awl the drunken teeparties, the drunken but fabulous reskyew bai the pool. . .
Wai r we suddenlee drinking so mutch? Seems almoast liek we’re in collej agin.
Butt wit no studyin.
Come tu tink of it…. taht’s SACKLY laik been in collej agin.
dun no ’bout yu but i iz outta kollje and still studying.
for damn test. dey tole me i wouldnt take no moar testz.
dey lyed!
Ya I did dat for ‘bowt 10 yeers aftur I left collij – ai’m dun nao. Thees days teh only tests I do is teh eye testz an teh heerin tests an teh has enny impurtunt bits stawpd wurkin oar fallen awf tests.
LOL sj!
me, too. the stopt werkin and fallin off bits.
i iz old but wanna go back to kalledge eenyway.
wants more monee for cheezburgers and icecream mans.
SJ….dat wuz perfik!
Well, u see, in teeneetineeIngerland, Dawn knows taht SJ knows Gayla so wuz eezee fur her! (Iz shee relayted to taht awful gurl next door with the sister (brutherr?)
Ackshully, I does has a frend called Dawn. An plz nawt to be menshunnin teh blamonj bunny incident – ai is still suffrin teh PTSD. Memrees bery paneful.
Yur muver wuz a hampster, an yur faver smelt lyk eldur berryz!
Ur holleee grale is not here- is in nother castle k thnx bai
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESERVATION HAZ YOU.
I almost choked on my toothpaste when I saw this! No more surfing while I brush…
I haz a boggulled mined, triez 2 piktur hao u brushes yur teefs wile surfin on teh puter- ore on teh surfbored fur taht mattre.
Maitre d’Kitteh eez tray snobby.
do u haz grey poopon?
com on tallay voo? kell err ay teel? eska voozavay uhn cheezburrgerr?
Vive le lolfrancais! (If teh Academie Francaise duzn’t hunt us all down an kill us)
NEbuddy no how to make teh accents aigues et graves et circonflex? Et la cedille? Is not kurreck lolfrensh wifout dem.
on teh mac teh accent gràve is to teh left of the 1 key. hold option an teh grave an den type teh ledder yu want teh accent ober. accent aigu is option and ledder e, çedille is option and ledder c.
is teh sayme idée on the non-mac pyooter.
kwap. is teh cédille, nawt teh çcedille.
il ya trop de temps que j’ai parlé Français! Mème que c’est ecrit!
mah lousy fwensh – let me show yu it
cSmall, ai fanks u berry mush!
Dat wun ting I awlwus want an nebber knowed bout mai mak!
mais non, 4 non-mac pooters u can use the ASCI codes: put on the NumLock key, then hold down ALT and type numbers on teh number pad
ALT + 130 = é
ALT + 138 = è
¡algunas personas sufrimos con el Malvado Microsoft!
teh smahrt(azz) twin strykes AGAIN!
Oh Noes! Tink of teh Academie Francaise!!
(tehy is scaree peeps, nawt tu be traifled wiv – nawt taht they wud eet traifle, eet being a degeulasse invention of les rosbifs)
DA POOR LOLKADEMIE!!!
I luffs trifle, yeth it iz teh yum.
–Elfi
Alt-130, Alt-138, Alt-135
é, è, ç
Dere is sevrul circumflex coads, pending on wish vowl u wunt it awn.
Alt-0226, Alt-0234
â, ê
It haz bin tu lawng sinse I tuk lolfrinch. I doant member ennymoar wut fansee letrs it uzeded.
Merci – mais, c’est le pleh – ca ne marche pas pour moi. Je vais complainer tout de suite (je m’excuse, mais j’ai oublie beaucoup of teh vocabulaire)
Moi, aussi!
j’ai étudie la française!
j’adore la française!
mon vocabulaire, laissez-moi présent à vous!
Dans les Fenêtres de Microsoft c’est Alt-0231 (ç), Alt-0232 (è), Alt-0233(é), Alt-0234 (ê), Alt-0226 (â). U must uze teh Keypad Numérique.
I wuz tipesetr 4 meny yrz.
130
é
è é
0 yes use numeric key pad….WHEE … glass of champagne for sish!
Ahhh…. Taittinger Comtes de Champagne, je t’adoar!
Le keypad numérique? Et voilà (Alt 133 if ju ees intresstd).
Nao, pls pass teh champagne – Le Taittinger will be most eckselnt. I went to teh château – and I drinkded it.
YAY! got it below…just gotta use the NUMERIC pad, least i does…when i saw your post, i went and tried it…all i got was the number after 129, but Sish gave extra tip.
Ty, CP!
gascat duz-
himz studi da frenchy 5-6 years naoi.
gascat wher ar u? I NOES u is not studin!
momcat
n gascat cn speek Espanol (Hao to du tilde sumwun?) as well?
on teh mac tilde is opt/n…
dunno bowt teh winnows.
On teh non-mac tilde is Alt-0241 on number pad
also iz aLT + 164 = ñ and capital is + 165 = Ñ
rite nao I lernin teh portugez fum Brasil (for dummies) becoz I goin ther in free weeks! Butt wil notz rite anifing so nawt 2 wurri bout teh aksents
non, je ne parle pas l’espagnol.
but since et ees soo close tu french ai cin unnerstan some.
tihs has lead tu extremely interesting combersatuns between me and momcat
ai wud speak in french she would speak in spanish and we could carry on a conversation that way!
teh gud twin wuz lernin espanish wen ah wuz lernin teh fwensh in hi skool. we wud do teh saym ting on teh wai hoam!
non, je ne parle pas l’espagnol.
mais, je comprenne.
the very similar nature of french and spanish has lead to some very interesting conversations between me and momcat.
she was at one point nearly fluent in spanish and I am learning french, so we would carry on conversations in french and spanish at the same time.
I would speak french and she would speak spanish. wuz fun!
ah well, sorry for the double post, the computer was acting like it wasn’t going to show my first one.
For the non-mac users, the accented characters are embedded in the fonts. Unfortunately, that means it’s different based on which letter is being accented. (Pardonez-moi the lack of lolspeak, but these directions are silly enough in plain speak.)
The basic instructions are that you hold down the key while typing in the four-digit numbers ON THE NUMBER PAD. This will not work if you use the numbers at the top of the keyboard.
If you are on a laptop, hold down and (“function”) at the same time, and use the (usually blue) numbers that are on letter keys, which are the laptop version of the number pad if your screen is smaller than 17″.
When you finish typing in the four digits, release the (or +) key(s) to see the letter appear.
Here are the codes:
Accent aigu: É=0201 é=0233
Accent grave: À=0192 È=0200 Ù=0217 à=0224 è=0232 ù=0249
Accent circonflex: Â=0194 Ê=0202 Î=0206 Ô=0212 Û=0219
â=0226 ê=0234 î=0238 ô=0244 û=0251
Accent tréma: Ë=0203 Ï=0207 Ü=0220 ë=0235 ï=0239 ü=0252
Cédille: Ç=0199 ç=0231
Ack!! It stripped out my key names.
Regular keyboard, hold down =ALT= key and press numbers.
Laptop, hold down =ALT= and =FN= keys while typing numbers.
Stupid windows.
hihihi i cheatses – i has swissy keybord, all cédiles n graves n evytink right on mi keybord
i can rite fwench n deutsh n ‘talian swell as kitteh (but not so good at kitteh, aktually)
i move in and out of lolspeak.
so iz no problem that instructions are in hyoomin.
iz all good.
Ya, sum of mai bess frenz is hyoomin.
Fleacat has fleas – well, hopefully those are just tiny black spots in his markings, but his fur is kinda rough too… Teh rough life of teh dispossessed nobilitees, I has it.
Ai tink teh R teh fwekkuls
Mah Michelin Stars.
Let me show u them!
On the way out as u LEAF mah restrunt,
u steenki, cheezbrgr-orderings filistinez
lookz lyke Marlon Brando kitteh! I iz teh Godkitteh!
Step aside mon ami. Eleven dollar hamburger, yall must be crazy.
hez not livin da high lyf!
Wye u guis let me du dat?
Taik taht, Daniel Boolood!
Voodray oone assiete day chacooteree avec fohmahge ay patay, see voo play.
Poirot kat wud laik kloo, plz. Kthxbai.
Poirot kitteh needs teh Royal with frommage to azizt teh liddle grey cellz in der workings
An a tizanne, pls. Kthxbai.
but I iz sawsige king of chicago!
/obscure?
Veree guid choycs monsyer. Teh Petrus gowz veree well wit teh bloo stayke.
Sparks cat!?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax8JYmoRhy4
mon piano électrique – permittez-moi vous le montrer
lol
Ron Mael refurence, FTW…
That is awesome. period.
http://www.wannasmile.com
look at dat face ful ov viskers and dat baby bat dat is stuck to hims upper lip.
dis kitteh has dey required nomber of viskers to be intelli-gent.
him has meeny.
acording to quill and koko you must have 30+ to be the smarts cat.
LJB / The Cat Who FTW!!!
(Qwill, btw, has W not U yay)
I used to read those CONSTANTLY.
–E
Mee too.
i thot his name looked funny when i was typing. fankyoo.
i has them all. i lub dem. i accidently started in the middle and had to go back and find all the beginning ones and read in order.
i wants a koko and yum-yum but i has a full house noa.
one day tho…
I be throwed outta betr plaises dan dis beefor
Do you ‘ave a phuhn in your rrrrueueuhm?
a what?
I stil chuckle chuckle chuckle bouts dis
dis maeks mi dai!
I gibs u alla mi burgerz
LOL!!!!
pink panther reference!!
peter sellers too phunny!!!
Duz yor duwag baight?
- “deer’s a buumb in mai ryyym.”
- “wut kaynd uv buuumb iz it?”
- “de explooodin kaynd.”
WHAT!? No lobsters?!
Ees tru, monsieur, they have escaped. Az u no, u cannot beat the fresh lobsters, but unfortunootly, they be so fresh as to make a run for eet….
Perhaps a lovely steak tartare for u, mmmm?
Ai hoap steek tartarus not too frezj, or it be makin a run for eet tu.
btw, cheez/tofu made a link to lobsters on the lam on the home page… it don say if anybody got freebies!
voolay voo coo shay avek mwa?
Dis luk lak Guy Noir kat… iffin Guy Noir was teh kat dat iz.
Smarty-bums!
Hm… it’s ”Pardonnez-moi”
Nawt phonetically it ain’t.
well pardunnnnez-mwah!
No, is Francois, maitre d’ at Cafe Boeuf! (where eleetz meetz to nomnomnom)
ur Abe Froman?
Zee Snawsage King of Chicawgo?
I’m Frinch! Why do u fink I has sis outraygeous aksent?
Oohh yah but I traded reservation for nomnom.
Ai hev a minkey on mai beck, an a sharpey moostache
does the meenkey have a liezance to plai?
YEW CAN HAS ZE CHICKUN
/LA Story
“wair dew yew some-air?”
“um, what?”
“Wait dew yew spaynd yer some-airs?”
“um, here?”
“sniff”
yay for LA Story!!
We no serves langues de chat!
Snooty Maytrahdee: “Doo u haz rezervayshuns?”
Me: “Mennee, but we desided 2 eatz heer annywayz.”
Hercule Poirot Cat
Seems puzzled and lacks a clue
Must find cheezburger
Mon Deau
(Tish-you spoke French)
Yesh — mebbe is Gomez Addams kitteh! The mustash gib it aweh!
“And naow — ve DENCE!!”
Poirot Cat disdainfully claims hee is Beljun!!
disdaynfl french mayter-dee cat iz frenchly disdaynfl
pardonz me…do youz have any grey poopaw
mwah? je suis lol-chat!
Prochain!
(next!)
Pardonay moi…..duz u has any Grey Poo-Pon?
I jist look at teh typeface — is PRISIONER typeface! (geekspeek)
“I is not a numbur — I is a free kitteh!”
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!1!
Charlie Chaplin kat saiz nuthin… Iz sylint muuvee starr! DUH!
maitre kitteh makes me sad….I sees his fleas and wants to gives him bath. Hugs fer dirteh kittehs. =(
Borkat sais “Wawaweewa! You lieks Korkee Boochek? Bong bong beeng bong beeng!”, tehn resles wit nakkie fat mang… Why Borkat, WHY?
Voolay-Voo CooShay AhVeck Muah Ah SessWa?
u is abe froman? da sawsage king of chicago?
no wai, lulz.
AHH this guy is so cute :] i wants him.
This one is a classic.
It’s a kitler!
heyy so cute lol!!!!!!!! bye cutie lol bye
Wut? It wuz five yeerz, didn u get fiv yeerz?
LOLZ!!!!!
Waiter kat: u haz rezervashonz?
1brid1:noo
(1brid1 sneaks in bai distraktin’ teh waiter kat)
1brid1:kthxbai!
WEIRD waiter kat: OH NOOOOOEZ!!!!!
den teh polise guyz come an tri 2 arrest meh!!!!!!
But. i iz super awsom full of win ninja kittah!!!!
soz i jus turnn invisable an lev.
TEH END.
poor kitteh, looks homeless
French Cat, Speaking French