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kitteh waist pres…perch…importin enurgiez!
me nawt secondy?
Nope….yu are absolootlee not sekond! Mucho congratulattos!
only!
iz ur furst fursty?
hab u phafrit danse u lyk for fursty danse tu sellbr8?
yup, iz mai furst firsty. i’z beri sited bouts eet. hmmm….let meh sii…ai finks i wood tayek aney furstie dance newun iz willun to opher!
tihs mite be teh ‘lectric slyde…
Oooo, lektrik slyde!
*gwapevine, gwapevine*
*turn, spin, snap, clap*
Whee!
wee shud doo a REI owtdoor dans fur r yew. mebbe dans arownd a camp fyer?
Wun properly duz dis dantz thusly:
Rownd a bohnfahr
Holdin sparklerz
Topless
mah werk here iz dun.
thankyoo!
Ow! Caerful wif dat sparklr!
(Dancing around fire…danse…danse…)
…(Huh? Did someone say “topless”?)…
OMG! They *are* topl-YE-E-E-0-0-0-W-W-W!!!
Dances back *out* of fire, heads towards lake doing a Johnny Storm impression!
..Does a fair job of it, really…
Topless? In November? TOOOO cold. An – oh deer. woodchuck – *pat pat pat pat* – ur fur was a bit burning there. Iz owt nao.
Annuki haz interesting idea, but purrhaps we shud go bak up and danse with Romeow. Taht luks liek sumting we can do, and then after we can has nice hawt choklit by the bonfire. We can awl gather round and tell teh rest of teh Ghoststories. (Todai, is, afterall, All Soul’s Day.)
Shud bee fun – Johnsson 442 will recover n come bak too, ai am shur. onlyobsessed, du you know sum good Ghost storiees?
step ball change step ball change
hop skip jump
wiggle wiggle
step twirl
repeat until fall down
need a nap – again
did u sees teh utube videeow of teh hoomin stopped by teh poleess fur impayred? hims sayd hims ok 2 drive. copy maeks him danse liek dis. an hims did! diffrent rooteens!! den she aksed hims 2 du sumthin else (wawk line? don members) n hims sayd hims 2 drunkded 2 du dat – n copy had hims den.
I LOLd! Dat is PRICELESS!
ai jus wan ter sai dat dis iz der veri NISIST comentz or forum or simla ennywer on der hol innernet.
Ohhhhhhhh…..
I gibs u a big hug (if datz okay…
)
(and a kik in teh butt too teh foo hu gabe u less den 5 burgas…LOL!)
I dantses muchlee fur u!!!! I lubs too see a noo face on teh furstee, too!
store bawt kitteh is store bawt
store bawt kitteh bawt for glownig aiz tu uz for menee, menee thnigs lyk:
campnig
speelunkeeng
luknig undur seenk for mowsiees
I was tryin to picture strapping mai cat on my head an going speelunking…I think I can haz meeny meeny stitches in mai head if I tries it.
innerupshun fore comparatif inglish class: In teenytiny Ingerland “Speelunking” iz Iber “potholing” (cuz yu go doun potholes) oar “caving” (cuz yu go doun caves). Teh diffrens? Absolootly b*gger awl! iz teh same ting but Oop Norf iz “potholing” an Dahn Sarf iz “Caving”
S-plunk iz indoor gaym wit marbles (oar hrbls!) an straws, sorta on teh lyns ob jenga an connekt4
OK, bak to kitteh wit teh hedlite Iys
rei kiddi is natural, outdoors, wholesome, organic…. .
momcat
Runded baterees down, plz to b recharjin wit teh chzburgers.
poor behbeh kitteh – i gibes u as meny cheeeeezburgers as u wants! (butt i gonna sneek sum snorgles an schmoos for dem!)
some 1 pls halp me turn off my headlights; battrees running down
Kitteh has solar pawered batrees frum REI.
Jus put kitteh n sunbeem fur recharginz.
FTW!
kiddi wind up solor model ( dessined fur Oregun) ifnz runz down an naow subbeam availabe, den wines up tai relly, relly fas.
Iz delux model haz radio buttens on da tummi an free kindz a lights, normal flooresent, and blinky, blinky.
Kiddi bery important part of campin survival gears.
momcat
Aye can buys onlyne an pik up at teh stoor wif no shipping charj?
see? i tolded u dat da kittehs duz dat 2 recharge – cept 4 da wind-up kittehs of corse. an da nukleer kittehs. an da d-cell kittehs. da awl lekrik sumhaows…
why else u finks dey gets da staktik lektrisitehs?? like, “oh, whadda keywt widdle kitteh!” *POP* kitteh dun gived u a POKE…
Found REI kitteh on sale at Sierra Trading Post. Batrees included!
WOW! wut a pic!!
(it really is cool, isn’t it. i wonder if the cat were reacting to the reflection, too?)
First time it rains, Outdoor Enthoosiast Kitteh is gonna regret not spending moar monnies on tent.
or a hotel.
dat is my idea of camping – a bafroom and ac.
an ruuum surrviss!!! yeh!
baggins kitteh not needz moar den taht!
Hek, yah! “Motel 6″ iz ruffing it!
Obveyusly, sumbudy iz offi…aff…duznt lyk teh fack dat nawt awl uv us kares to gib up owr creecher komferts foar teh “joiy” uv slepping wif bugz an bares an skitters unner teh stawrs an frezin owr buttses awf awl nite an skorchin awl dai…
Wal, esskyoooze meeeee!
Oh, yah…Good times, indeed…sigh…
Elmendorf AF base outside of Anchorage is rumered to be the home of the Olympic-class moskeeto!
I can has OFF? A lot of it? kthxbai
I dars u! at Waldo lake in Oregun weez hab mosquitoz da sizez uf jet engines! An de don stop at nigh! Awl nigh long hees da smaken of da bugz onz da tent- an de jus fink Off iz tasti……
went der wunc could not figgir out wai nobuddi at dis purddy lake. den getz outa car….wham! dive bombing monster skeeters!
We aksuhluly got up an lef at 4am because da moster skeeters zo unnebering!
momcat
I don’t remember Elmendorf, because I was little bitty at the time, but that is where I first set foot on American soil (I was born at Yokota AFS). Dad set me down on the ground for a minute, and then we got in another plane and flew on to Offutt AFB. Maybe in breathing the air I inhaled some sort of marker the mosquitos put out, because all my life mosquitos have zeroed in on me. No one else gets bit when I’m around, because all the mosquitos are feasting on me.
Skeeters an awl sorts ob flyinbiteystingy tings lub to nomnomnom me tu. Ai tryd awl teh creems an sprays an stuff an stil tehy nomnomnom me! An Ai gets teh beeg, red, itchy blobs, lyk Ai got meesuls! Onlee ting keep me bite-free is teh 100% Deet – an taht stuff melts plastik!
Eberybuddy lubs to cammp wid mai seester cuz de skeeters lub hur! Den dey nomnom on hur an leeb uses aloan. Dat waey no problums wif skeeters, evun in da mowntins. Pour sis, shee gud sport.
iz fine wif me cp, sometimz iz phun to sleep in da beeg outdoors. Iz so quiet at da nigh and u can see mani wunnerful fings in da day. My spoose and fishykiddi lub campin- der ar onli ub uz anz we hab 6! tents (an he still wantzs mor)
howeber, iz awlso nice to go to nic seate lik Seeatle (habnt found wun yet here in colorodeo) getz in nic beeeg hotel, haz nic peeps dat put da cawr away n bringz u fudz an you noe haz to mak bed or do dishez! (dis bestest wen we leb gascat an fishykitti hom!)
zo u can habz it bof waiz. An I naow lotta peepz whod rader recit da hole TS Elliot “oldz possom ” wil standin in da rain rader den go campin in da woodzys. Dat ok to. I spects yur opionion an I neber force ani wu to go campen dat doesn wana. – Il cum join u in a nice hotel sumtim!
momcat
I don’t know about Oregun. but Dartmoor – now that’s where you need a blinking ketteh
Ef u luking foar a nyse hystorkal hoatel in Colorado tu bisit, u kan trie teh Stanley in Wynter Park (ware dey filmded Teh Shyning…an is posably hawnted) oar I here teh Broadmoor in Colorado Springs is shnazzy. Oar, ob corse, teh Brown Palace daowntaown.
I has nebber bisited enny of dem, but dat’s bekoz it semes sillee tu me to paie to slepp in sumbuddy elze’s bed wen myn owne is an hower’s dryv oar less awaie.
dat meanz u an meez (gascat & I) are close! I libs in Louisville.
I fink I might tri wun of yur ides fur aur 24th aniversery (gads! were da timz go!) in febunary. I wuld lik to go obernigh to sum nice place wif no kittins needn hom wurk help, no kiddi frownin up (himz 12 is understandable but tiresom) an naow happi goggi when I wantz to snorgle spoose (goggie finks awl snogeling in da hawse shud includs her!).
fank you!
momcat
Yez, I libs in Denver. Bowt foarty minnits from Louisville.
Howdy, nayber!
Outdoor kitteh is innn!
Bigfoot has grainy footage of *kitteh*!
REI radio commershuls FTW!
Iz dis a Soviet Russia jok in diskize? ISR, Bigfoot can has grainy footage of kitteh!
Jess hoepz mai bwinkerz iz okai.
mai kitteh is almost alwais ina sunbeam…she must be super chargin!! I dreadz teh night crazies taht be coming from all taht chargin!!
Nite kwazees can be teh funnay…unless u iz trying 2 go nite-nite.
On teh levle beelo, Ceiling Cat feelz a slite burnin sensayshun…
Win!
An horaaeeee! Teh cheezburgers iz fixored!
*does happy wolfie dance*
HAY!!!, Yur RITE!!!!
I started votin agin wifout eben reelizeng taht the cheezburgers wur bak!!
shos haow obsurvint I am!
deemun kittehs can onlee be recognizd by their reflexshuns.
All hail teh Kitteh Deemunz!
frum villaj of teh damned?
Kittehs uv teh Cormz.
Luxury Kitteh’s hedlites
turn off ottomatikly
Iz teh kurtesee liets, yesh? So u can seez when kitteh is coming in daitiemz?
2dai and 2 dai onlee !!!!
de noo an improovd automatik handee kittehinabaig
comes wiff handee caree handles
noo an improoved automatik handee kittehinabaig
iz purrrrrfect for awll occashunz !!!
order noaw an git two automatik handee kittehinabaigz
purrrrrfect foar holidai gibbing !!!
plz be nottingz dat joo haff to pai dee monnies for boff automatik kittehinabaigz
joo onlee getts two iff joo order noaw butt is still a grate deel !!!*
Sweedish kitteh maded bai Volvo – cannut turn teh hedlaits awf.
Jasper Carrot ref – Ai gets it! (form wen he yus to be funnee)
Hai, Hunny, Ai’m ho-o-o-ome!
lectric probems? volvo oaned bai foard, rite?
Ford meens “Fix Or Repayr, Daylee” rite?
Or “Fownd on Road, Ded”, maybe!
nononono.
U r liek teh “Catillac”.
Lites cut awf inna minit.
My dubble is skeering me! (retreats into bag)
kitteh doppelgan….dopler…deplo…eveel twin sez PLEH!!1!
headlights make kitteh battery run down. O dears. sry kitteh, see mechanic.
CSI kitteh is luking for klews. Rekwires flashlite. Cuz akchually terning on teh ruum lite wuld be krazy.
i have always wondered why dey didnt tern on the room lights.
makes the show too short. dey find de cluez faster.
iz fer drama-dreema-(sigh)TV like effect…makes for better story…adds 2 kreepy feel, plus teh bludz showz up wif flaslyte betteh dat wai!
dey splained wunce. sayd flaslyte focusses a tenshun on eech liddl ting. big lite maeks tenshun go everware. u want findz needel in haystaks? uz flaslyte. taeks lawnger butt u not misses it.
flashlyte can halps yu fynd cheezburgr in haystacks?
Makes sense, really!
but dis store bawt kitteh alreddee hab awl teh lytes u kneedz cool!.
no creepy-feel 4 meh. I sitz der “tern on lite,
tern on lite….wys u peeple not tern on lite?!!”
me2!
my frenz an I lub da CSI but alwayz wunder bout dat!
Nevada series is the best to me…im not a gamer but they are coming out w a game..suppose like a hi-tech “Clue” mebbe, wouldnt mind playing it
Dey hab a board game an a few puter gamez out…played one puter game an waz pretti fun akshully.
Mann, aye ded lotz o drinkin las nite…howed aye getz een dis bag?
an wehr did tihs trafik coen com form? An…HOO TEH HEL R YU?!?!
sundai mornin aftah- manda marshull!
kitteh is haff in teh bag! Where I comes frum, when you is haff drunk, u is “haff in teh bag!” LOL! Is real Merrytyme Canajun expreshun!
shorly taht’s “Haf in teh bag, EH”
yes, yes it is! LOL! wif mapul sirrop on tawp!
u no?
Iz yoo in merrytymes nao? Watch owt fur teh hurrykane Nole!
Yes, yes indeed…the hurrykane, she is coming soon! Batten down teh windmill!
Yoo is Noofy?
Nope, I is from Noo BRunzweek! Nxt to US stait of Mayne!
Of cors! We campt in Fundy National Park wen ower hyumin childs wer smal. Much fun and lubbly seenery. Hi and loe tides…childs were amaysed !! We is frum dee uglee city of Mississississauga, in Ontairyeeoo. Maireetymes is jus wunnerful.
Hai ebbereewun. Ai’s been chekin owt wut yu’v bin upto wyl Ai wuz at werk: marteenees fur brekfast; shampain at cawfeetym! Noewun et teihr lawnch oar teh nrsry tee an Tonee didunt bring teh teetwolley roun! Ai is shoked! But, wut teh hek; iz koktayl tym nao an Ai see tehre iz sum shampain lef. Just schlup in a leetle cassees an Ai can has kir royale! Hoos joynin me?!
Aill has a Kir! But kants gets casees heer in Orygun. Stoopy likker stoor.
Trai it wit Ribena insted! Not so fawly-downy but jus as yummeeyummeeyummee!
fawly-downy! very UK sounding…lurve it! nrsry tee, minds me of my chyld-hud!
for teh unfam…unform…those who don’t know…nrsry tee/foods is what they call comfort food in TEH UK! And in Canada, if ur Granny is from teh UK! *lolspeak off* It can also refer to foods most often given to young children…here in Canada, it would be things like applesauce, oatmeal, arrowroot biscuits, rice rusks, graham crackers, teddy grahams, mini yoghurts and similar…*lolspeak on*
iz middel of teh nyte and I want…somfing good to eet! help meh! I will hav teh tee and toast…is mai standbai…iz not cheezburger but can no find store wif cheezburgerz at 5:48 AM in Merrytimes…
hard 2 fin teh ribena, too. Dis Orygun bees beknig…benit….unculchured playce.
Ai fedex yu sum!
I can haz meed? I bring enuff fur ebbereewun! Mmmm…hunnee.
o, dat meed is bery danejrus drinkee. gows downn ezey an sox yu lader.
Ai tink awl mai nu LOLfrends will lyk tihs..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4
Gud komiddy shoew jus startin…
rotfl thats one spooky kitty
Beeldng-wyde emayle:
Hooevr ohns witeNtan kitteh, lysenz pwate HSD-572: ur liteseron.
I need jumpstart, you have cables?
Mai batteriez has runned out, I needs a jump, Kthx
OMG, we both thought of the same thing at almost exactly the same time..
Gray kitteh be thinking: How sad it is! I shall grow old and horrid and dreadful. But this pikchoor will remain alwayz young. It will nevver be older than this partikyoolar day of June. . . .
Teh Portrit of Doryan Grey Kitteh! (Essept him is Peeches an Creem.)
LED headlamp now comes in novelty kitty shape. Destined to be popular holiday item at REI this year!
othr kittehs wishin oncoming travelcat would turn off hi-beems
Win
Hu iz dat kat on de floore? Atak! Atak!
Shadoe Kitteh sez “u be commin to deh dark syde. We haz deh cheezburgerz. If you not be commin freelie, I beez hypmutyzin youz NEwaez!!!”
Hoo iz dat hanndsum
Devill stayreeng bakk atz me?
I fink I knoez him!
Himz prittee iez shynez
lyke myne. I wundurr wutz ellse
himz canz duz lyke me?
Himz nawtz sayeeng much.
Mebbee I taykz Nap and den
we canz tawllkz layturr?
Jack.
Nyse!
or iz dat “myse”!
nasdaq?
pawjones?
futsie!
Awesumlee myse!! Jakc iz always the wowser.
Excellent caption.
Ghost cat iz lookin at u.
Now my battereez iz gettin looooow……
WOW that is hilarious
love the REI bag!
u ppl scarez mee!!!1 good ting i gotz ma magic almond
It prtectz mi!!
o noes!!!! kitteh haz eebil bruddah!! oar sistah…
haha hedlites is awlwayz on 4 meh