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i lik teh shinney
come down off teh nip, kitteh…
but y sould i?????
a prutti danse fur Bella
*twirl dip twirl dip danse danse danse*
~super danse danse party!!!~
Ai has taht album! Iz nawt so grate, akchully
Iz Pwincess Mu rockin round da kwistmas twee?
yez, wif Brenda Leeeee!
Yesh! Dats teh song I tot ub too!
*dantses too teh fun song*
Yay fur Bella!
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it very dume
kitteh nawt on teh nip…
kitteh awl hopped upz on teh Pez.
pleeze to gib mee Cheezbrgr Pez disp.. dispe… holdr fur Crismiss?
Sowy, Elvis.
U kant putz teh cheezburgerz ina Pez disp…dispen…holdr.
Eberybuddy noes dat teh cheez n catsup n gray poopon n foliage n pikels n saisme seedz
gits teh insydes ov teh dispn…despins…teh holdr awl gukked up.
but yu can put teh lym in teh kokonut…
naooow silly hoomin!
da Cheexbrgr Pez disp…desp….holdr haz da cheezbgr onna top lyka hed! lyke hellow kitteh Pez disp…desp…holdr ore a Donuld Duk Pez disp…despe…holdr. Nawt inna insyde!
Wat we haz heer iz a falure 2 comunkate.
Teh Hallow Kitteh n a Donuld Duk Pez disp…dezpen…holdr wurks jus fine. Wena U wanna Pez, dey gibs U won.
Butts, U kant putz teh Pez ina Cheezburger cuz teh cheez n catsup n grey poopon n teh greene fings wud maek teh Pez awl gushi.
Elvis, hab U bean puttin teh lym in teh kokonut n drinkin dem boff up?
Nawt dat thers ennyfing rong wif dat. Aye hada mancattan mahseff las nite wen we reskewed lolcatburgler.
Iz abowt reddy fur a liddle sumpting rite naow. Dis cunfushun wid teh Pez iz maikin mee thursty.
An hongry. Howsabout we goes getta cupple cheezburgers ana liddle dringk? mebbe a pinta Terminayder ora Eye-Pee-Aay.
Grate ideea, Elvis!
On mah wai!
Ambercat, r U cuming wif us? Ennybunneh else?
Ai’s ahed ob yu! Ai’s drinked awl teh wyn in teh howse, mite has to start on teh straynjstikydrinx next
Bettur to stik wif de pronou…prounouc..wuns yu cans say. I’s buyin! Beers awl roun!
Ai lyk teh drinx teh sumbuddyelspayd! Myn’s a pint!
Chears! Tihs iz mai las one…sees yawl latur!
isnt the 2 beige towels enuff?
Is nawt led-baysted paynt, so iz okai to lik, I hoap.
that tree is a goner
’tis fur sur. Fred and Ethel used to climb our treez. Came home more than once to find the tree sleeping on the carpet. Had to get rid of all glass ornaments and tinsel (Fred’s favorite treat). They liked to sit in the paperboard village on the table in the foyer to be admired, but left when the camera appeared. Miss them. Gone after 20 and 16 years respectivelly, after coming to us at age 5 weeks.
Gone awai, gone ahed…but awl us peeps has bestest stoarees uv oar bebee kittehs and teh hollydaz, speshly TREES! We misses dem and noes teh misses us. Big hug fur U n Fred & Ethel.
Fanks Badger,
Yes we al do. And now we has Emme and she curls up under the tree! Was adopted at age 3 and with has been with us for 7 years. Hugs to your furchild, too!
dragonriders of pern!
Yesh, is Dragonriders refrenz, but i haz allwais thot phraze works berry well foar talkin bout them what has crozzst teh veil an waits at teh rainbow bridge. And fank you Emme, foar teh hugsz. Smoke and Nemo will find dem relevant to der intrezts.
must…bat…shiney…object…with…paw…
CRASH!!!!
uhoh, i broked teh shiney
it wuz nawt me … it wuz sum odder cat … i dunno whut odder cat, nawt mai problum
No, um, ur rite, wuzznt udder cat…wuz goggie…yeah, dats it! It wuz teh goggie!!!
whut u mean no odder kitteh or googie in teh haws. u teh wun to layz off teh catnip.
Macavity’s not there.
Mebbe not dere twiis, mah komnt bocks disaparated
Wow…..
Catz po-eet FTW.
Song b gud 2
I saw Cats for the first time last night
Broadway touring etc
very kewl!
Yah! The fat hobbie eated it! Hez owlwaiz stuffin hiz feis wiff cheezbrgrz I sawded him
bedder wit taterz
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stik ‘em inna stoo
Wif Cheezburgerz? I tink fwyed B moar bettersz
Diet kitteh avoyeds fwied carbo..karp…starchee fuds
Fat stoo-pid hobbie…
Jus gimme fissies noaw an kepe ur nazty chipses!
Whut’s tayters, eh, preshuss?
LOTR ref FTW !!
even moar, what shiny?? ai was lookin at teh lites not teh borked one. nawt me…
Dis is y I tells Mom I don hav hollidaze tree. Rilly though–do not want. Much messy wid da needels n da tinsle all ovah.
caerful kitteh! iz a trap!
Ebeneezer Skrooge kitteh is Grinching…..
i fink if teh Grinch had a kitteh, an nawt a goggie, teh kitteh wud luk lyk dis wun
i can has cheezburger styul ornuh…orn… shiny thing?
kitteh, yu so cuoot, yu can has many cheezburgers as yu want. eben teh shiny ons.
minds me uf mi zizers kat! she du dat same fing til twee bit cerpit an kitteh run 4 da bed!
twee bit cerpit…ai had ta fink hard bout dat wun till ai gots it! Hah, phunny imij!
Dis treee myne. alluv deese shiynee harbles myne. alluv teh cheezburgrs unner it myne.
an lissen up tree, i mite as well be telling you:
in this howse ur balls be only temporhairy.
yase, furs weeken in decmbr thru noo yers.
Kitteh can simpathyze…
Aye swearz…Aye saw dat won move.
ATTACK!!! GIT TEH SHINEY HARBL!!!
Teh burdie wun wis teh shinee whyte tayl. It wigguld. I sawd iiiiiitMUSTGETIT!!!!
Dat kitteh notz lurkin at twee…. Dat kitteh gots his lzrs loked on da bo — bouff — da tables wer da FUDS b!
o hel no it not evn tanksgivin yet DO NOT WANT!
Yes! Agree!!
Saw Christmas …stuff…on display at Lowe’s, today. Just seems too soon! Unnerstand why, yes. But, even so…
pleh, heer been Christmas stuff sins liek July. much do not want.
Ya, Aye went into Michael’s craftses stor ON Halleweenee, an dey had awl Xmas up an moozics an everting. PLEH! Toooo erlee!!
But dis kitteh looks kinda liek ma Willem…..
An heers a videeyo uv lolcats
http://www.break.com/index/the-history-of-lol-cats.html
Roomrs uv Happicats demize iz essag….exajerm…nawt troo!
christmas kitteh can’t wait…raindere burghers wif ches.
wut u meen santa paws not reel?!!
Mmm, kitteh salad bar.
To be followed by silvery-shiny kitteh poops.
omg ive seen dis piksure so menee tyms!!!!
Teh Champyon ov teh Whirled Westlingz Caturashun
bodie slamms shiiny twee.
*wham…crash…meow…”kitteh!”*
Naow, tri 2 tellz me that iz awl faked!
Alleast he klaimbs not.
- Wi hads krisms katastrfeses wi goggies an kittehses an krismases treeses. Firs lil goggy smeldeds krismsnomnom in tree. Grabby, janky, tiiimmmbrrrr. Goggy rans ja hideds. We fixdeds tree… Plus nomnoms high up now.
- Tree yrs later goggy is momma wid lil Jesse James an we hads lil kitteh alsou. Krisms tree ready an shiny an we turndeds our bakses. Kitteh klimbded up teh tree. Tiiimmmbrrrrr… Kitteh rans and hideds. Wi fixdeds tree. We turndeds out bakses. Sombodi carlesh… kearlesh.. forgets an nomnom too low. Jesse Jamse mmeldeds an grabdeds nomnom. Yanky. Tiiimmmbrrrr. Jesse Jamses runnedses and hideds. We fixdeds tree.
- Deres gap betweens ceiling an tree top an topstar. Dada takes looong wire an wires da tree top to da ceiling. No moor tiiimmmbrrrr.
Kthxbai.
Well, hey, sometimes traditions *need* a litlte modern touch!
Mardi Graw kitteh
iz gonna git moar beeds
won wai or teh odder.
LOL…mah furst thot wen I seed dis pikchur wuz “OMG, iz jest like ME at Mardi Gras times!”
Srsly, I usded to walk aroun wif my gf sayin’ “Oooh, shiny!” fur weeks. I r glad she put up wif me!!
teh kitteh iz fassinateded wif teh small shineey objextz…..(dat commentz iz in teh honor ob mi late sistah, Katy, she allus wood say, “ooooh an Katy iz fassinateded bi small shineey objextz” an wee wood lafff lik crazee…..
guesses u hadda bee tehre…..sigh, boy, ai hav gotz a sisteh an lawts ob kittehz an wun jerman sheperd goggie waitin four me ober teh bridje……I misses awl oib tehm…..
We noes, Sally. Even do wee doan gets to sea dem an tawk tu dem, dey are waytin fur yu an luvvin yu.
((((hugs))))
oft optiks: Fore teh briddisher reeders – moderator Kitteh wuz awn Has Ai got Gnus Fore Yu! Fore shore EBBERYBUDDY luks at teh ICHC!!
Rly? Just the pikshoor? Did tehy talk about ICHC? Wehn wuz it? Whut is this “Has Ai. . .?”
wes sawded it! was the funny!
Darn ai missd it – but we’z famuss!!!!
Yu’ll has to catch teh lawng vershun tonite. oar teh re[eat in teh week. Oar teh repeat ob teh whole serees, wen we’b awl fergotted teh gnus storees teh joeks R awl abowt!
Deres anuthur kitteh in the shinee thing — luks liek me only wif big big noze — wen I wigul ear, he wiguls ear…how yu fit in dere, uther kitteh? is misteereyus.
wun-tu-tree-fo-fi-shix-seben-ate-nein-then-elben-SHUT IT I KINT CONSENTRATE–
now i lost count of those pretty beads…
wun-tu-tree-fo-fi-shix…..
I fought kittehs cuddent cownt past tree…
mirror mirror on da ball whooz da fairest kiddi ub awl?
bedda getz it writ or Iz whomps you wif mai fuzzy boxing glubs!
momcat
Dis is meh. Totelly. I LUB teh shinee tings, an xmas is mai favrit holidai…
Never mind the cat.
We just hit November, and
tree’s already up?
Amen to taht, KO. As in OH NOES!!! TOO SOON! TOO SOON! Ai dont liek having to get tired ov Chrismtas. Ai LUV Christmas.
i hears report on teh radeo
storz r not shur if u wil buy much
dey want 2 get customerz b4 udder storz
so tehy r advertizin xmas much much urlyr
to beet uthr storz
pleh! to to urlee crismas!
I iz waitin fur Santa. I righted hims lettur. I aksed him brung me kittehnip an mowsie an fish an behbeh brudder an hoomin to play wit an supr roket for to flai to muun an eet al teh cheez. I no him brung I dat; I is gud kitteh.
Ai has werked fore Santa, two tyms. Wuz teh reel Santa, Ai noe, cuz if yu rited hims a letter he roted yu an replai! OK, so mebbee mai kids at skool roted teh replais, but hoos teh noe!
Santa awlso drove teh skool bus sumtyms – nao TAHT wuz weerd!
Ambercat – is u an elf?
Ai wuz Cheef Elf wit mennee mennee elfy minyuns (well, 2 akchully!)
Ooh…elfy minyuns. Awsum. Do want!!
I wil get u, ebil candee kainz!
Redy… two… chree… pownse!
kittees veri funneh arond xmas treez- eats tinsel n playz wif ornmentz
Prezzentz Day meenz lawtz
ub Shynee Deeviessez 4
Kitteh 2 playz wiff!
Shynee Bawllz andz bryte
flasheeng lytez foakuss Kitteh’z
attenshun sharplee
Narro branchezz hoald
Kitteh’s wayt as sillkee Paws
proabz andz ekksploarz
Jack.
an distroys yor caerful dizplai of ordamints wif wun swipe uv dat silkee paw
Hmm….in mai speeriens narro branchezz duz nawt awlways hold kitteh’s wayt so well, leafin kitteh hangin from bery droopy bransh an ornymints awl ober teh floor….
With kitteh sayin “ai ment tu do taht”
Crismus kitteh luvz Crismus. Sleepz unner teh tree 2 gard teh shinee tings…an 2 swipez em.
Eye wuz faor going to take ober Teh Wurld butz Eye gotz distrak-ted by sumfin shinee.
Shinee furst…
Wurld laterz.
(Wif much HUGS! to moiz journal fren Hanzintrigued – that r her saying and it be herz burfdaze today!)
The 1st Xmas that I had my kitteh, I came home from work one day to find every single ornament on the bottom half of the tree GONE. I found them in the kitchen, both bedrooms, my ensuite (in the tub even!), my closet and under my bed… The best part? She’d worn herself out and was napping under the tree!
whin i gotz mai kittehs, an goggies ober da yeers, i has not had crismus tree at mai hows sinc den, fur dat bery reesen.
thnksgivveeng—-ur doin it rong.
WOW that looks EXACTLY like The Most Spoiled Cat In The Universe!!
This looks EXACTLY like my cat
IZ XMAS HAPPYCAT!!!!
This is acutally meh cat! his name is neko and we had him for around two years… this was last christmas
my dad who posted this is scott lowe for comfirmation
Looks like my cat Mr. Pib (Mr. Pain in the Butt).
OOOH me like shineeee…..
X-mas tree disaster in 3…2…1…