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The Hussle. I dooz it.
iz stuk – mai head….teh hussle……*weeps and gnashes teeth*
oh man.
*weep*
*teeth gnashing*
GAAAAHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRWWUUUUUUUUURRM!
MAH EYESSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
dhat utoob link should be under warning. heeedlesss hustler! wuz dat 4 hawwoleen?
now stuhk in head. must look at moar kittehs.
Kitteh iz awlreddi doin teh Fursty Danz fur u!
dis kitteh reelee knows how to sWeeeeeeeng !!!
OK. Furstee say Hussel, I doo teh Hussel.
*Dantzez Hussel franticallly*
Now, I duz teh Hokey Pokey!
*Duz Hokey Pokey frantically*
Cungrajulashuns, furstee!
Iz late late late!! Gotz too bee movin on!!
Garrrrr!!
dis lukz zackly lyke teh fursty danz ai did urlyer taday. teh wun ware ai hadda tayk a hitt awf mai inhaylur.
These furstee danzes r fun, but nawt fur teh faynt ov hart! Soon we’ll awl be slim as wehn we wuz 18!
Corse – iz alwayz OK to do the staytlee danses. remember teh woodlolchuck!
Take ur left foot out
an shakes it awll about…
did i heeer someone say foots?
Larry LaPrise, compohzr uf hokee-pokee died n 1996
soz u herd bowt wut happen wen phyunral deerreckor trai put Larry en da coughin?
hee put da left footz en
thne hee put da left footz owtz
…
o u awlreddy noz da rest….
u do teh hokey pokey an …
yoo turns yurself about. . .
Almost not second. getting closer. do the hokey pokey!
hokey pokey hardr than it luks!
whut if hokee pokee really IZ whut itz all abowt?
…den i prolly is</i< ovar in dat cornr!
stoopy tallix.
*gibs Teho a kiss*
Doan u hab unhappee face, Teho.
is onlys cuz i doan noe hao to maek pistov anoid fayse on WurdPrez.
U cud alwayz use “reedee ayes.” Wud nawt luk pissed off, tiz troo – but wud maek everywun laff!
i hopez not … i haz teh arthuritiz in mai left nee … hard to hokey pokey like i cud when i wuz yunger
Yeh. BIG SMARTEE!!!!
Whut if it IS???????????????????????????????????????
Keep werking awn it! Thirdee iz reel gud!
leg goes where?
HAHAHAHAHA
Lectric slide hardr than i thot
not second dans 4 de betty!
dans dans danse
hokey pokey dans!
*shake shake shake*
whar went teh burgers furr teh voting?
ai blame teh dingo…wif teh baybe…
dingo can’t eat burgas if has baby in mouth!
Who needs burgerz rite naow? We iz bizzy doin teh Hokey Pokey!!!
Nevver mines teh burgers. Nao Iz need liddle glas uv beer ta kuhl daon wif. Dat hokey Pokey hot dans!
*An Aye shakes it awl bout…*
Dis is a grate danse!
*Turn mahseffs aroun* Wheeeee!!!
elvis:
mah favrite part is “put ur backside in, put ur backside out, put ur backside in an shake it awll about”. so funneh to watch da peepel shakin da backsides!!!
muss bee erlee boogie dans. les heer it fur shakin awl abowt!
an dey be blaming it on teh bunnee … poor bunnee
Deres a linkee jus tu de riet ov teh pichur – w/tudai’s daet – splainz teh prollem.
fank u, conscious cat.
tip toah, trew da toolipz, trew da toolipz..
Sigh… Aye miss Tinee Tim…
Mai mum wuz alwaiz skeered of teh Tinee Tim. I dunnoz wai.
dat iz a verrie XL sized kitteh to bes doing a dance like da Hustle…
I iz newbie heer…plz to be no eattings or yellins at me.
Mwah! XO
Welcum Fayecat!
Nobunneh wils eets or yowls at u.
We r nice Cheez Peep!
no eatings…unless you want some?
Tony – joo still hav teh tee twolley? teh afterdinnerdessert twolley?
there fayecat – HAVE SUM DESSERT!!!
*snickr*
oh. sry. ah yelled…;-)
Tehre’s puddink?! nom nom nom!
Sumwun sayed “puddink?” Maybee tapioca puddink? Maybee FLOOFEE tapioca puddink?
U wantz sum Fayecat? an u knows teh sekret heer abowt the dansing and waring teh purtee clothez taht wunzuponatiem fitted just rite? U just thinks “Ai am thin” and *poof* U r. Verree eeasee.
After mai puddink, aim’ doin teh hokee pokee! Whooo hooo – and a Yip Yip Yippee!
chocolik ????chocolik puddin ?????? wif whipppeded creemz ???? an a cherri awn topz ????? ai cood go fur summat lik taht !!!! nom nom nom
*smilez wif chocolik smeereded awl round mi mouff….*
yep, taht waz splendiferiousses, an deeelitefulz….tehres moar leff iffen anybawdi esle wnatz sum…….
hi, fayecat!
beeg schmoooo. i no eets peepels an i doan wanna yell neever…
wellcum to lolland!
Sumbuddy shud also tell fayecat about teh chikkin hed rubber gluv (wif teh drawin on it) brayn-savin manoover in case teh hed splodes frum the cyoot.
Ai pwommis not too yellin if no fussins dat I too fat too doo teh Hustle!!!
Mebbee ef dis XL kitteh keeps dansin, he nawt be’s XL NEmoar!
DDR – Aye has it! Needa start yoozin it fur da wayt lossins, cuz it werks!!
Hai der, fayecat….if ennebuddy messis wif yu, dey gonna haf tu deel wif me!! Welkum, enjoi, an haf lotsa fun!
IZ JUS JUMP 2 TEH LEFT
AN DEN STEP 2 TEH RITE
WIF UR HANZ ON UR HIPS
U BRIN UR KNEEZ IN TIGHT
BUT IZ TEH PELVIC THRUST DAT RLY DRIVEZ U INSANE,
LETS DO TEH TIEM WARP AGAIN!
I seez uz, Riff-Raff kitteh!
but teh vurjinz doant!
Rocky Horror FTW!!
ownly not so shurr if kitteh has teh neez…
i finks he duznt. he gotz FEETS, dough… like a meetloof wif feets. so keywt i duznt care if he duznt has nees.
Meetloof?
HOT PATOOTIE, BLESS MAH SOUL!
REELY LOVES TEH ROCKS AN’ ROLLS!
‘Speshully rolls. Those am delishis. Rocks… not so much.
Rawk candeee! An Meetlofe!
Hims furst purrfeshunal roll wuz in Hayr!!! LOL! I wooda luvd ta see dat!
Phunee!
RHPS ref FTW!!!
Orang kitteh too mush cyoot to bes poyson..I iz immn…minu…not feckted by it anywheys. I can has big snorgle an shmoo?
yur rite. is such a cuooooot kitteh!!
E-E-E-A-A-R-R-W-W-U-U-R-R-M-M-M-M!!!!!
And watching a series of Star Drek scenes set to the song on YooToob just…didn’t…help…
And this was last Sunday…sob….
ZOMG, doze wuz da phunnee!!!! Aye awlso luv da wun set to NIN ‘Closer’, so kewl!
Oh noes! I gotz 2 left foots! Wich wun????
stahrt with teh back one, and move the counterclockerwiserly…
(shakes hed)
am no help at this…sry
dude i not stand on a lazy susan
hey! that’s a grate idea fur dansin – not so hard on teh nees!
Susan not lazy she just floofy
Susan sez: “stop standin on me”
Dat hao Clark Gaybull danst wif Miss Scarlit in GWTW!
He coodint dans, so dey stood da cuppple awn a beeg lazee soozan an spinned dem to da moosic!! LOL!
Dat wud be widdershins
Den it doan madder wich wun eeder ov demz iz fien
Purrhaps think “Sword-side” and Shield-side”?
TEHO-
LOLBINGO LAST PAGE!!! HA HA!!
Toodai I retern too mah spanish heri, hary ta…roots. And do teh MACARENA!!!
AI CARAMBA!!!!
ooh . . . I liek to danz a liddel side step . . .
(sung to toon from Best Liddel Whorehouse in Texas)
phunnee moobee- grate moosic
laik Irma La Douce- teh proawstitootshun seed thru berry rohz-kolerred glassez.phunnee but not so akurate, actully
Sombodey tryin ta clime up da syde ov da howse? Hu, mee?
INVISIBLE ALIEN INVASION
Dat bes one XL sized kitteh to be doings the Hustle! Big Boned Babies ftw!
I be’s a newbie heer..plz to be no eattings or yellings at me!
Mwuah! XO!
Eggzit stayj lefft
persood bai a bare
Shakey-speer FTW!
snaggullpuss! Mai Dad lubbed tat karacter!
no can hav ratings? nao how i noes wats fune?
snikkerz…
snikkers is awlwais fune. An teh cat-berry wispahs. An teh marsbars
Nao snikkers fur me, tanks, ai is lerjic to teh peenuts. I eets, ai dies. Nawt so gret, ackshully.
Ai compensate wiv extra Cat-berry Wispahs.
tats wat itz all about
I luvz the hoakie poakie kat!
Sssssssh, I are huntin’ birdies.
Butt seriussly …. dis is kwutest cubbi kitteh eva. DO WANT!
Dat was s’posed to say cHubbi kitteh
it like fluffy snoogly pillow full of fluff and kyoot
butt off course, it might bee poysonuss
Gingers r not poysonuss. I tink.
I love to sing-a
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a,
I love to sing-a,
About a sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a,
Anything-a with a swing-a to an “I love you-a,”
I love to, I love to sing!
W I N! Best Merry Melody ever!
D00d! What da hell waz dat?
U dont noes?
Kwik, sumwon find a leenk 2 dat ol looney toon!!
Heehee! South Park alyen abdukshun!!!!
Iz auld song- I haz vershun wif Al Jolson an Cab Calloway.
pudgy kitteh doin’ aerrebi…aero….eckerzize to slendrizes
mai tai chee, let me show u nowes… (mai tais? bettern’ eckerzize, let’s go getz sums! yay!!1!)
O NOES!
I hoep pudjee kitteh dint lurn frum dat ole Robix Structer/Pair of Leaguls/Care Troll what we yoosed tu seee rown hear!
Shaik shaik shaik!
da-da-da-da-da-daaah
Shaik shaik shaik!
da-da-da-daaah
Shaik your kitteh
shaik you kitteh!
Hai, am noo tu commetin. Ai ben lurker foar long tiem, tryeeng to lern languij gud enuf tu comment, hope ai did okay. Dis kitteh be verry cute!
vry vry gud.
joo can has DESSERTS wif fayecat
:-0
dabnit!
ah ment a happifayse!!
Oooooh! Ai can has chocolit caek? Oar a cuppy caek?
An fank yoo fur sayin’ mah lolspeak is gud 
itz a nom nom nom fayce, reddy fore deeserts! We got Cheri Tryful an appul crumble an peech cobbler. An tehre’s sum burfdai caek form yesterday. Awl wit creem oar eyescream oar burdsaiy custerd. Oar awl ob tehm togebber!
Ooooh! Ai’d liek sum peech cobbler please!
Teh berdsaie custurd, pleeze, ober teh cheri tryful inna beeg bowl.
Ai lubs tryful!
(dang slowee pooter)
Teh berdsaie custurd, pleeze, ober teh cheri tryful inna beeg bowl.
Ai lubs tryful! nom nom nom
i fink i would liek the appul crumble, wif custard
plzthxbye
welcum!always glad to have noo peeple. gud lolcpeak! (all i has to do is jus mispel mai werds an it ar lolspeek.
Erin
Awww! Fank yoo! Eberywun is so vry nice heer!
we tries, gotkittehs!!
hw meny kittehs u gotz, btw?
i has six! i mebbe getz wun moar cause her mama an dada cants keeps her in da new partmint. berry sad 4 dem. her mama almose crai wen she axt meh to keep her behbeh kitteh…
i craied cause it knowed it hurted her to ax…
I can has 8 byooteful kittehs!
An dats vry sad she has to gib her kitteh up but it’s good dat she trusts yoo enuff wif her kitteh!
YATTA!! (duz j00 like mai Hiro impreshun?) I saw diz wun in da voatin thred an I sed, “Dis da bestest pikshur evar!!!” I sayvd it, an naow it on frunt payg!!
I can tayk hokey pokey cat hoam wif me? plz?
Aye has 2 taeks mah foot outta mah mouf
bfore Aye cans putsit sumware else.
Kitteh no has posable fums,
butts do has pwehensill tale.
Hoolaah kitteh losed herz gwass skirt.
Profeshinal danse kitteh
neber luks at hims feets.
Dat kitteh piicksure bein bery bery fotofixed. Mebee kitteh doin’ da twixt?? Don no.
Plz nawt 2 b sain nuffin bout twixt.
Aye ated 2 mush kandee.
*girggle girggle burp*
Ai thot so 2. Dat kitteh luks straingjly weerd.
gimme a brake,, gimme a brake
brake me off a peece ob tat ………(aww togetter nao…….)
SNICKERS! O wait dats nawt right candee bar …..
PHAT CAT.
lol thats a weird cat!
Whaer’d de burgers go?
See note on home page, upper right hand side…
Bunneh being blamed….you mite see voting carrots instead
Tip towe tru de tewlips…ceptin dere bez no tewlips.
Duz kitteh hab tew lipz?
haha, it would be funnier if the cat was doing the soulja boy-dance ahaha
Letz just tayk a step back.
No, I wuz wrong, Iz srry, tayk a step furward. Now, tayk a step back.
Step furward. Back.
And now we’z doing teh cha-cha!
REAL GENIUS! I thot I wuz teh only 1 to see dat mooveh.
Nerdy guy: Where are my clothes?
Val Kilmer: I threw them away.
Oh, yaaaaaaay, I wuz so much hoping taht sumbody would know whut I wuz talkin about!
iz much funny movie, eberbody shud see it! iz “a moral imperative.” *snerk*
wut moobee?
iz called “Real Genius.” iz bery silly 80s movie about super smart hyoomins at college, Val Kilmer is heelar . . . hillar . . . bery bery funny.
Oooo – I luvs Val Kilmer (u know, he is direktlee relayted to Joyce Kilmer). Ai think ai liekd him best in “Willow.” Kyoot AND funnee – unbeatabul comginashun!
Hey – Teho. R u as kyoot as u r funnee? If soo, maybee is reason u wantz to keep awt ov teh spotlite!
zaklee hao u spekt meh to anser dat? hmm??
also, duz dis drez maek me luk teh fat?
nope. u luk grate from heer, behbeh!
(nao r nawt gud time 2 say i neer-sited, rite?)
menne famoose costyooierers has sed it, so ah will 2:
it’s not the dress, darling.
;-p
nao U crank that soulja boy
dis kitteh reely gud danswer-wey beter dan me!
Erin
I do believe that is the right foot. . . .
In Russia, teh collektif putz fut in for U….
in Joizey, teh fellas puts dey footz wheah u not has sunshyne…
Teho is u from Joizy?
Non-poyzen Orange kitteh aud-aow..awed-tries out for dansin wit de starz
hai, i r teh kewtest kitteh evar!!1!1
i makes danse fur u
purty kitteh!!! wants many snorglez!!!
It’s Garfeeld! I can has ottograff? I ams big fans of yu.
Totally gotz mah lolcat on teh page on mah berfdee! sweet!
Congrajulayshuns! An Happee Birday!
I lubs teh capshun.
I ges yoo doan noe NEting abowt war teh foto caym frum? I lubs it tu.
Sumbody might has already axed u this but: u r “teh chad” frum Charlie’s Angels? if so, MUCH WIN!!!
As long a he’z not won of teh chads from Floridia…..just hangin roun, ya no???
Happee birfdaee, chad!!
DAnz Kitti iz too cutz!
Wodz totly givez this fifvs cheezburgrz, but no can sees da voting bar! FTW?!?!?11?
OMG! =^o.o^=
It’s ‘What’s Michael?’!!!
http://www.mangaupdates.com/image/i82.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_Michael
Dance Dance Revolution Kitteh has 250 combo!
I’m on yer tarmak…
derecking yer planz
Muh left! muh left! yer right yer right!
Whew one more hit to the gutter n this bldg going fold
to hopz dis tiem!
rite fut stomp!
=)
(Backing slowly away)…Pssst….no wuz me…it wuz Ceiling Cat….He’s under the car…! (points helpfully)
Could we get this one on the facebook application please?
kthxbai
Lookz liek thriller
: )
LOL diz cat lukz leik Garfield LuLz
hmm. The picture’s not that funny, but the cat is adorable X3
Diz kitteh iz hier:
http://community.webshots.com/user/vladimirpunikki
http://www.vladimirpunikki.com