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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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The Hussle. I dooz it.
iz stuk - mai head….teh hussle……*weeps and gnashes teeth*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TsRdkrxl4g
oh man.
*weep*
*teeth gnashing*
GAAAAHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRWWUUUUUUUUURRM!
MAH EYESSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
dhat utoob link should be under warning. heeedlesss hustler! wuz dat 4 hawwoleen?
now stuhk in head. must look at moar kittehs.
Kitteh iz awlreddi doin teh Fursty Danz fur u!
dis kitteh reelee knows how to sWeeeeeeeng !!!
OK. Furstee say Hussel, I doo teh Hussel.
*Dantzez Hussel franticallly*
Now, I duz teh Hokey Pokey!
*Duz Hokey Pokey frantically*
Cungrajulashuns, furstee!
Iz late late late!! Gotz too bee movin on!!
Garrrrr!!
dis lukz zackly lyke teh fursty danz ai did urlyer taday. teh wun ware ai hadda tayk a hitt awf mai inhaylur.
These furstee danzes r fun, but nawt fur teh faynt ov hart! Soon we’ll awl be slim as wehn we wuz 18!
Corse - iz alwayz OK to do the staytlee danses. remember teh woodlolchuck!
Take ur left foot out
an shakes it awll about…
did i heeer someone say foots?
Larry LaPrise, compohzr uf hokee-pokee died n 1996
soz u herd bowt wut happen wen phyunral deerreckor trai put Larry en da coughin?
hee put da left footz en
thne hee put da left footz owtz
…
o u awlreddy noz da rest….
u do teh hokey pokey an …
yoo turns yurself about. . .
Almost not second. getting closer. do the hokey pokey!
hokey pokey hardr than it luks!
whut if hokee pokee really IZ whut itz all abowt?
…den i prolly is</i< ovar in dat cornr!
stoopy tallix.
*gibs Teho a kiss*
Doan u hab unhappee face, Teho.
is onlys cuz i doan noe hao to maek pistov anoid fayse on WurdPrez.
U cud alwayz use “reedee ayes.” Wud nawt luk pissed off, tiz troo - but wud maek everywun laff!
i hopez not … i haz teh arthuritiz in mai left nee … hard to hokey pokey like i cud when i wuz yunger
Yeh. BIG SMARTEE!!!!
Whut if it IS???????????????????????????????????????
Keep werking awn it! Thirdee iz reel gud!
leg goes where?
HAHAHAHAHA
Lectric slide hardr than i thot
not second dans 4 de betty!
dans dans danse
hokey pokey dans!
*shake shake shake*
whar went teh burgers furr teh voting?
ai blame teh dingo…wif teh baybe…
dingo can’t eat burgas if has baby in mouth!
Who needs burgerz rite naow? We iz bizzy doin teh Hokey Pokey!!!
Nevver mines teh burgers. Nao Iz need liddle glas uv beer ta kuhl daon wif. Dat hokey Pokey hot dans!
*An Aye shakes it awl bout…*
Dis is a grate danse!
*Turn mahseffs aroun* Wheeeee!!!
elvis:
mah favrite part is “put ur backside in, put ur backside out, put ur backside in an shake it awll about”. so funneh to watch da peepel shakin da backsides!!!
muss bee erlee boogie dans. les heer it fur shakin awl abowt!
an dey be blaming it on teh bunnee … poor bunnee
Deres a linkee jus tu de riet ov teh pichur - w/tudai’s daet - splainz teh prollem.
fank u, conscious cat.
tip toah, trew da toolipz, trew da toolipz..
Sigh… Aye miss Tinee Tim…
Mai mum wuz alwaiz skeered of teh Tinee Tim. I dunnoz wai.
dat iz a verrie XL sized kitteh to bes doing a dance like da Hustle…
I iz newbie heer…plz to be no eattings or yellins at me.
Mwah! XO
Welcum Fayecat!
Nobunneh wils eets or yowls at u.
We r nice Cheez Peep!
no eatings…unless you want some?
Tony - joo still hav teh tee twolley? teh afterdinnerdessert twolley?
there fayecat - HAVE SUM DESSERT!!!
*snickr*
oh. sry. ah yelled…
Tehre’s puddink?! nom nom nom!
Sumwun sayed “puddink?” Maybee tapioca puddink? Maybee FLOOFEE tapioca puddink?
U wantz sum Fayecat? an u knows teh sekret heer abowt the dansing and waring teh purtee clothez taht wunzuponatiem fitted just rite? U just thinks “Ai am thin” and *poof* U r. Verree eeasee.
After mai puddink, aim’ doin teh hokee pokee! Whooo hooo - and a Yip Yip Yippee!
chocolik ????chocolik puddin ?????? wif whipppeded creemz ???? an a cherri awn topz ????? ai cood go fur summat lik taht !!!! nom nom nom
*smilez wif chocolik smeereded awl round mi mouff….*
yep, taht waz splendiferiousses, an deeelitefulz….tehres moar leff iffen anybawdi esle wnatz sum…….
hi, fayecat!
beeg schmoooo. i no eets peepels an i doan wanna yell neever…
wellcum to lolland!
Sumbuddy shud also tell fayecat about teh chikkin hed rubber gluv (wif teh drawin on it) brayn-savin manoover in case teh hed splodes frum the cyoot.
Ai pwommis not too yellin if no fussins dat I too fat too doo teh Hustle!!!
Mebbee ef dis XL kitteh keeps dansin, he nawt be’s XL NEmoar!
DDR - Aye has it! Needa start yoozin it fur da wayt lossins, cuz it werks!!
Hai der, fayecat….if ennebuddy messis wif yu, dey gonna haf tu deel wif me!! Welkum, enjoi, an haf lotsa fun!
IZ JUS JUMP 2 TEH LEFT
AN DEN STEP 2 TEH RITE
WIF UR HANZ ON UR HIPS
U BRIN UR KNEEZ IN TIGHT
BUT IZ TEH PELVIC THRUST DAT RLY DRIVEZ U INSANE,
LETS DO TEH TIEM WARP AGAIN!
I seez uz, Riff-Raff kitteh!
but teh vurjinz doant!
Rocky Horror FTW!!
ownly not so shurr if kitteh has teh neez…
i finks he duznt. he gotz FEETS, dough… like a meetloof wif feets. so keywt i duznt care if he duznt has nees.
Meetloof?
HOT PATOOTIE, BLESS MAH SOUL!
REELY LOVES TEH ROCKS AN’ ROLLS!
‘Speshully rolls. Those am delishis. Rocks… not so much.
Rawk candeee! An Meetlofe!
Hims furst purrfeshunal roll wuz in Hayr!!! LOL! I wooda luvd ta see dat!