Iz mai pool U no swim herrr
U no swim herrr
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Gi-normous kitteh says : “Mah pointy ends - i will show you dem”
Gi-normous kitteh is
…Gi-normous!
…bhut nawt poysin. so iz okai.
…bhut haz gi-normous pointie enz, sooooo–nawt so gret aktualee.
(an… wee gonna kneed a beegr moat!)
Deathmatch!!!!
Ginormous kitteh VS Anger Management Kitteh…
…in teh same pool!!!!
ez. Anger Manigmunt kitteh iz liek 2 biets fur da Ginormous wun!
dis teh furst tyme ai evur do a nawt-sekund selabrayshun danz…ai m starting to get kumfterbuhlz wif yoo awl…plz to nawt laff
*step lef wiggul wiggul step ryte wiggul wiggul*
*shayk shayk shayk*
*spin*
*tayk hitt awf inhaylur*
*resume*
Ai tayks hit ob inhaylur wif u, SM! Lyks ur dans!!
Me 2. U teechz us dis danse? Affer Iz takin da hit, da spinin getz dun allz by itself while I standz still. Iz doin it rong. U showz me?
Noz inhaylur fer me thx. I lyk tihs danz. Can we plz to be duing moore uv teh shayk shayk shaykingz? I be lykin’ taht part bestly.
s_m….let’s get it goin naow!
shimmy, shimmy…jump!
spin, step, rock back, jump!
I duzzint haf much skillz, but I make up four it wif eenthuseeazm! w00t!
woooo….I can haz borrow yur inhaler??? Mai wun iz almoast emptee!
Spykes_mom, ur a grate danser.
Aye heer teh song “Ai ov teh tigre” n Aye danse wif u!
stomp stomp
wiggle wiggle woo
spin tap circle
jump shimee smoo
*shayks ebberybodees heeps, furioshlee*
? airplane ref?
And Leon’s getting LAAARRRGGEER!
omg ai juszt got ur airplane ref! guyz nayme wuz Jacobs ai tink.
I lyke tihz danz. Can we plz to be dewing moar uv teh shayking?
Dis fat kitteh LUBS dantsin in teh watuh!!! No grabitee dants!
k giantkitteh, iz ur pool iz not arguz wif u!!!
Ackshooly, where [i]are[/i] kitteh’s pointy ends? Is he deklawed or is dey cut short?
tygrrr kitteh sez to lynzany -
mai jazz hans i shoz dem tu u
rite heer - u getz closer
big kitteh goin too fast. big kitteh get smushed egenst da glass
*KRONSCH* 5 seconds later stund tigr gos “hay, who teh f*** put that glass there???
No problem - I’ll stik wif bukkit
Jesus Christ, it’s a TIGER SHARK! Get in the submarine!
Big Kitten bowz down tuh geezus
Iz okai, Ah kn taek…
On 2nd thotz, Get in teh sub!
daaaayuuuum!
OUTTA THA POOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!
furst time iz seed damn spelt in sothern aksent. Gud wurk!1!
tankyoo
born in indieyanna, mooved 2 noo yerk wen vry liddle. nevah left…
Ah doo approuhve ov teh goouhd suthairn mannahs…an invektiv
U waz bornd in Henry!? We kalld teh goggie Indieyanna!
iz not souvern aksent - is midwestun vowel shift - look it upp
ok ok ok didnt really wanna swimz here anywayz sheesh!
(btw, where’s voting cheezburgers? they brokeded?)
thot iz waz mi puterz goin wonky…….acktually dese be teh libbaries puterz, shooddah thot taht tehy AWL coodn’t be wonky at teh saim tyme !!!
HEY WEREZ AWR CHEEZBURGERZ ??????????? (TEH VOTIN ONEZ>>>>
teh cheezburger iz back nao. hooray.
Tu mutch bleech in teh watter. Tyger dun losst him’s poysin parts.
chlorinated water:
nutrilizin poyzin kittehs since 1934.
kloreen n bleech iz pleh. gimme nyse cleer (awl nachurul) mowntin streem anee day.
Yez. I perfers giardia to grene hayr enny dai.
wayll…ai lykes teh mowntin streem fur sittin in or neer…not fur to haz drink. jee-ar-dee-a…pleh n moar pleh…DO NOT WANT! ai taykz teh kloreen n bleech in taht kays.
oopz…dreemweevur teechur bak to teechin nao. gotta go!
poysin parts, ftw!!
agreed!
Dis watter iz… verry dam wet!
ohhhh! not spectin that won were we???
(yu maks me lol)
Awrite beeg kitteh!
U jus eeted a gazelle.
U noes no swimmin foar thirtee minnits.
U gitza cwamp!
LOL!
Aieeeee lawlercat nu swim vary well.
lawlercat appeerin idle so tiger dun find meh.
Subbersible Kitteh…. subbmerges
omg…skurry!
I came to see Shamu, but I eeted him.
“Dis iz mai *ool! Dere iz no ‘*ee’ in it!”
FTW–por peh pin!
This is our ‘ool. Notice theres no ‘take a crap in it’
Please keep it that way.
iz strong bad ref …noobs.
No woreez! i gotz da refrens!
u can haz source. lol
http://sergey1984.deviantart.com/art/Big-Fish-or-White-Tiger-32006191
thanks fur sharin!
burgers seem 2 b borked - i give you elebenty brgrs
moar tigars, wif sugestud kapshuns:
Teh bubblgumz, Ai eets it, aka Halp, u gets dis bubblgumz outta mah mouf nao. or ai byte ur butt!”
Unnarwatar Jazz Pawses
Ai can has nao ‘propree-et kapshun fur dis won. Tiggah can has dee-ment-ed look on him fashe. Maybe him are to byte ur butt.
Don’t know what happened to my last link up there … it was supposed to be this:
http://sergey1984.deviantart.com/art/White-Tiger-under-water-32055754
I purchase crane. Stay still mistur tigurrrr. I wanna lifts yous somewheres so I can swim fur awhile.
Tigerfish wants to know if u as a flava.
No no no….. I haz flavr of pleh!!!!!
I are not tastee or nootrishus!!
I swares!!!
We cunt harm teh big white tigur cuz it is endangered and is not many left. Lawlercat supports it! But I want to swim too so get out pl0x.
Also can vicous kitteh get lawlercat cheezburgers? Burgerking dus not let little kittehs inside. To pitiful for dem. D:
i iz nclyned to jus sai yessir!
mommmmmie, mommmmmmie, luk it, luk it !!!!
unnnn-huh…..
mommmmmmmmmmie, mommmmmmmmie, luk it, luk it, luk it !!!!
whaaaa…whaaaa…..
dats a beeeeeeeeg kitteh, mommmmmie !!!!
wha….WTF !!!
it’s a TIGER !!
GET IN THE CAR !!!
MY BIG SKRY PAWZ dat I shall use to RIP UR HEADZ….let me show you them.
Swimmin tygur, hiddun snorkel