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Iz mai pool U no swim herrr

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U no swim herrr

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Tina

Gi-normous kitteh says : “Mah pointy ends - i will show you dem”

snafutti

Gi-normous kitteh is

…Gi-normous!

…bhut nawt poysin. so iz okai.
…bhut haz gi-normous pointie enz, sooooo–nawt so gret aktualee.

(an… wee gonna kneed a beegr moat!)

catalogical humor

Deathmatch!!!!
Ginormous kitteh VS Anger Management Kitteh…
…in teh same pool!!!!

dapanferkitteh

ez. Anger Manigmunt kitteh iz liek 2 biets fur da Ginormous wun!

 
 
 
spykes_mom

dis teh furst tyme ai evur do a nawt-sekund selabrayshun danz…ai m starting to get kumfterbuhlz wif yoo awl…plz to nawt laff

*step lef wiggul wiggul step ryte wiggul wiggul*
*shayk shayk shayk*
*spin*
*tayk hitt awf inhaylur*
*resume* :)

ManfredMom

Ai tayks hit ob inhaylur wif u, SM! Lyks ur dans!!

Lucy

Me 2. U teechz us dis danse? Affer Iz takin da hit, da spinin getz dun allz by itself while I standz still. Iz doin it rong. U showz me?

Jaded Kitteh

Noz inhaylur fer me thx. I lyk tihs danz. Can we plz to be duing moore uv teh shayk shayk shaykingz? I be lykin’ taht part bestly.

 
 
 
CrazyOldLady

s_m….let’s get it goin naow!

shimmy, shimmy…jump!
spin, step, rock back, jump!
I duzzint haf much skillz, but I make up four it wif eenthuseeazm! w00t!

CrazyOldLady

woooo….I can haz borrow yur inhaler??? Mai wun iz almoast emptee!

 
 
Romeow

Spykes_mom, ur a grate danser.

Aye heer teh song “Ai ov teh tigre” n Aye danse wif u!

stomp stomp
wiggle wiggle woo
spin tap circle
jump shimee smoo

 
Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

*shayks ebberybodees heeps, furioshlee*

Tina

? airplane ref?

And Leon’s getting LAAARRRGGEER!

spykes_mom

omg ai juszt got ur airplane ref! guyz nayme wuz Jacobs ai tink.

 
 
 
Jaded Kitteh

I lyke tihz danz. Can we plz to be dewing moar uv teh shayking?

 
kathleen

Dis fat kitteh LUBS dantsin in teh watuh!!! No grabitee dants! :D

 
 
KittehLurve

k giantkitteh, iz ur pool iz not arguz wif u!!!

 
lynxany

Ackshooly, where [i]are[/i] kitteh’s pointy ends? Is he deklawed or is dey cut short?

philene

tygrrr kitteh sez to lynzany -

mai jazz hans i shoz dem tu u
rite heer - u getz closer

 
 
 
Andy

big kitteh goin too fast. big kitteh get smushed egenst da glass

whiskers

*KRONSCH* 5 seconds later stund tigr gos “hay, who teh f*** put that glass there???

 
 
Nivek

No problem - I’ll stik wif bukkit

 
sish

Jesus Christ, it’s a TIGER SHARK! Get in the submarine!

Andy

Big Kitten bowz down tuh geezus

 
paws4thot

Iz okai, Ah kn taek…
On 2nd thotz, Get in teh sub!

 
 
cSmall

daaaayuuuum!

OUTTA THA POOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!

dd

furst time iz seed damn spelt in sothern aksent. Gud wurk!1!

cSmall

tankyoo

born in indieyanna, mooved 2 noo yerk wen vry liddle. nevah left…

Ah doo approuhve ov teh goouhd suthairn mannahs…an invektiv :-)

paws4thot

U waz bornd in Henry!? We kalld teh goggie Indieyanna!

 
 
mark

iz not souvern aksent - is midwestun vowel shift - look it upp

 
 
 
Angel Kisses

ok ok ok didnt really wanna swimz here anywayz sheesh!

(btw, where’s voting cheezburgers? they brokeded?)

sally

thot iz waz mi puterz goin wonky…….acktually dese be teh libbaries puterz, shooddah thot taht tehy AWL coodn’t be wonky at teh saim tyme !!!

HEY WEREZ AWR CHEEZBURGERZ ??????????? (TEH VOTIN ONEZ>>>> ;)

Tina

teh cheezburger iz back nao. hooray.

 
 
 
Anukki

Tu mutch bleech in teh watter. Tyger dun losst him’s poysin parts.

Tina

chlorinated water:

nutrilizin poyzin kittehs since 1934.

spykes_mom

kloreen n bleech iz pleh. gimme nyse cleer (awl nachurul) mowntin streem anee day.

Cottleston Pie

Yez. I perfers giardia to grene hayr enny dai. :D

spykes_mom

wayll…ai lykes teh mowntin streem fur sittin in or neer…not fur to haz drink. jee-ar-dee-a…pleh n moar pleh…DO NOT WANT! ai taykz teh kloreen n bleech in taht kays.

oopz…dreemweevur teechur bak to teechin nao. gotta go!

 
 
 
 
Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

poysin parts, ftw!!

 
 
 
carololz

Dis watter iz… verry dam wet!

whiskers

ohhhh! not spectin that won were we???

(yu maks me lol)

 
 
Melissa

Awrite beeg kitteh!
U jus eeted a gazelle.
U noes no swimmin foar thirtee minnits.
U gitza cwamp!

 
 
Lawlercat

Aieeeee lawlercat nu swim vary well.

lawlercat appeerin idle so tiger dun find meh.

 
Baron_vonKlyff

Subbersible Kitteh…. subbmerges

 
 
Betty

I came to see Shamu, but I eeted him.

 
I_Am_Not_Here

“Dis iz mai *ool! Dere iz no ‘*ee’ in it!”

 
Tina

This is our ‘ool. Notice theres no ‘take a crap in it’
Please keep it that way.

Tina

iz strong bad ref …noobs. :-(

sweetgirl

No woreez! i gotz da refrens!

 
 
 
 
cSmall

thanks fur sharin!

burgers seem 2 b borked - i give you elebenty brgrs :-)

 
Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger
Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Don’t know what happened to my last link up there … it was supposed to be this:
http://sergey1984.deviantart.com/art/White-Tiger-under-water-32055754

 
 
 
Lawlercat

I purchase crane. Stay still mistur tigurrrr. I wanna lifts yous somewheres so I can swim fur awhile.

 
KC

Tigerfish wants to know if u as a flava.

dani

No no no….. I haz flavr of pleh!!!!!

I are not tastee or nootrishus!!

I swares!!!

 
 
Lawlercat

We cunt harm teh big white tigur cuz it is endangered and is not many left. Lawlercat supports it! But I want to swim too so get out pl0x.

Also can vicous kitteh get lawlercat cheezburgers? Burgerking dus not let little kittehs inside. To pitiful for dem. D:

 
stefnee

i iz nclyned to jus sai yessir!

 
LBeeeze

mommmmmie, mommmmmmie, luk it, luk it !!!!

unnnn-huh…..

mommmmmmmmmmie, mommmmmmmmie, luk it, luk it, luk it !!!!

whaaaa…whaaaa…..

dats a beeeeeeeeg kitteh, mommmmmie !!!!

wha….WTF !!!

it’s a TIGER !!

GET IN THE CAR !!!

 
myfrisbee

MY BIG SKRY PAWZ dat I shall use to RIP UR HEADZ….let me show you them.

 
Mad Jack

Swimmin tygur, hiddun snorkel