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Cheezburger Network Blog
Gi-normous kitteh says : “Mah pointy ends – i will show you dem”
Gi-normous kitteh is
…Gi-normous!
…bhut nawt poysin. so iz okai.
…bhut haz gi-normous pointie enz, sooooo–nawt so gret aktualee.
(an… wee gonna kneed a beegr moat!)
Deathmatch!!!!
Ginormous kitteh VS Anger Management Kitteh…
…in teh same pool!!!!
ez. Anger Manigmunt kitteh iz liek 2 biets fur da Ginormous wun!
dis teh furst tyme ai evur do a nawt-sekund selabrayshun danz…ai m starting to get kumfterbuhlz wif yoo awl…plz to nawt laff
*step lef wiggul wiggul step ryte wiggul wiggul*
*shayk shayk shayk*
*spin*
*tayk hitt awf inhaylur*
*resume*
Ai tayks hit ob inhaylur wif u, SM! Lyks ur dans!!
Me 2. U teechz us dis danse? Affer Iz takin da hit, da spinin getz dun allz by itself while I standz still. Iz doin it rong. U showz me?
Noz inhaylur fer me thx. I lyk tihs danz. Can we plz to be duing moore uv teh shayk shayk shaykingz? I be lykin’ taht part bestly.
s_m….let’s get it goin naow!
shimmy, shimmy…jump!
spin, step, rock back, jump!
I duzzint haf much skillz, but I make up four it wif eenthuseeazm! w00t!
woooo….I can haz borrow yur inhaler??? Mai wun iz almoast emptee!
Spykes_mom, ur a grate danser.
Aye heer teh song “Ai ov teh tigre” n Aye danse wif u!
stomp stomp
wiggle wiggle woo
spin tap circle
jump shimee smoo
*shayks ebberybodees heeps, furioshlee*
? airplane ref?
And Leon’s getting LAAARRRGGEER!
omg ai juszt got ur airplane ref! guyz nayme wuz Jacobs ai tink.
I lyke tihz danz. Can we plz to be dewing moar uv teh shayking?
Dis fat kitteh LUBS dantsin in teh watuh!!! No grabitee dants!
k giantkitteh, iz ur pool iz not arguz wif u!!!
Ackshooly, where [i]are[/i] kitteh’s pointy ends? Is he deklawed or is dey cut short?
tygrrr kitteh sez to lynzany -
mai jazz hans i shoz dem tu u
rite heer – u getz closer
big kitteh goin too fast. big kitteh get smushed egenst da glass
*KRONSCH* 5 seconds later stund tigr gos “hay, who teh f*** put that glass there???
No problem – I’ll stik wif bukkit
Jesus Christ, it’s a TIGER SHARK! Get in the submarine!
Big Kitten bowz down tuh geezus
Iz okai, Ah kn taek…
On 2nd thotz, Get in teh sub!
daaaayuuuum!
OUTTA THA POOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!
furst time iz seed damn spelt in sothern aksent. Gud wurk!1!
tankyoo
born in indieyanna, mooved 2 noo yerk wen vry liddle. nevah left…
Ah doo approuhve ov teh goouhd suthairn mannahs…an invektiv
U waz bornd in Henry!? We kalld teh goggie Indieyanna!
iz not souvern aksent – is midwestun vowel shift – look it upp
ok ok ok didnt really wanna swimz here anywayz sheesh!
(btw, where’s voting cheezburgers? they brokeded?)
thot iz waz mi puterz goin wonky…….acktually dese be teh libbaries puterz, shooddah thot taht tehy AWL coodn’t be wonky at teh saim tyme !!!
HEY WEREZ AWR CHEEZBURGERZ ??????????? (TEH VOTIN ONEZ>>>>)
teh cheezburger iz back nao. hooray.
Tu mutch bleech in teh watter. Tyger dun losst him’s poysin parts.
chlorinated water:
nutrilizin poyzin kittehs since 1934.
kloreen n bleech iz pleh. gimme nyse cleer (awl nachurul) mowntin streem anee day.
Yez. I perfers giardia to grene hayr enny dai.
wayll…ai lykes teh mowntin streem fur sittin in or neer…not fur to haz drink. jee-ar-dee-a…pleh n moar pleh…DO NOT WANT! ai taykz teh kloreen n bleech in taht kays.
oopz…dreemweevur teechur bak to teechin nao. gotta go!
poysin parts, ftw!!
agreed!
Dis watter iz… verry dam wet!
ohhhh! not spectin that won were we???
(yu maks me lol)
Awrite beeg kitteh!
U jus eeted a gazelle.
U noes no swimmin foar thirtee minnits.
U gitza cwamp!
LOL!
Aieeeee lawlercat nu swim vary well.
lawlercat appeerin idle so tiger dun find meh.
Subbersible Kitteh…. subbmerges
omg…skurry!
I came to see Shamu, but I eeted him.
“Dis iz mai *ool! Dere iz no ‘*ee’ in it!”
FTW–por peh pin!
This is our ‘ool. Notice theres no ‘take a crap in it’
Please keep it that way.
iz strong bad ref …noobs.
No woreez! i gotz da refrens!
u can haz source. lol
http://sergey1984.deviantart.com/art/Big-Fish-or-White-Tiger-32006191
thanks fur sharin!
burgers seem 2 b borked – i give you elebenty brgrs
moar tigars, wif sugestud kapshuns:
Teh bubblgumz, Ai eets it, aka Halp, u gets dis bubblgumz outta mah mouf nao. or ai byte ur butt!”
Unnarwatar Jazz Pawses
Ai can has nao ‘propree-et kapshun fur dis won. Tiggah can has dee-ment-ed look on him fashe. Maybe him are to byte ur butt.
Don’t know what happened to my last link up there … it was supposed to be this:
http://sergey1984.deviantart.com/art/White-Tiger-under-water-32055754
I purchase crane. Stay still mistur tigurrrr. I wanna lifts yous somewheres so I can swim fur awhile.
Tigerfish wants to know if u as a flava.
No no no….. I haz flavr of pleh!!!!!
I are not tastee or nootrishus!!
I swares!!!
We cunt harm teh big white tigur cuz it is endangered and is not many left. Lawlercat supports it! But I want to swim too so get out pl0x.
Also can vicous kitteh get lawlercat cheezburgers? Burgerking dus not let little kittehs inside. To pitiful for dem. D:
i iz nclyned to jus sai yessir!
mommmmmie, mommmmmmie, luk it, luk it !!!!
unnnn-huh…..
mommmmmmmmmmie, mommmmmmmmie, luk it, luk it, luk it !!!!
whaaaa…whaaaa…..
dats a beeeeeeeeg kitteh, mommmmmie !!!!
wha….WTF !!!
it’s a TIGER !!
GET IN THE CAR !!!
MY BIG SKRY PAWZ dat I shall use to RIP UR HEADZ….let me show you them.
Swimmin tygur, hiddun snorkel
WIN!!!1!!1
fore hunnert an ayty twelf burgers!
Noes pwoblim misser tyggrrr! U cans swim AWL u want!!
*MM baks way frum glass*
Nys kitteh, wan sum cheezburgers??
tha kitteh luks mor lik he wantz person burgers.
yay! mai img upload got used. evn tho is not mai caption.
my caption: Tigersnake Disapproves.
Yay!! Ai does upload dans fur you!!!
step, step, step, hop
step, step, step, hop
step, step, step, hop
Onwee dans ai noes iz powka!
note to sef
nevr visit lion pool wif cheezburger
(time to get in teh car)
Aye haz sum meetz, but dey takez it.
Audience has flavorz?
I FINDS OUT!
Aye giss teh beeg kittehz doan liek teh wata
enny moar den teh liddle kittehz.
Nawt zaktly a happeh fase.
Duz sumbuddy has teh tigre bai teh tale?
Iz dat y hims so mad?
Uz hitted a peece ob tribia dat I akshually noes! Da ancientest ob all da libin tigers is da Siberian tiger. Him had a problem gettin cool if him goes someplace warm. All dem odder tiger kittehs what be all ober da tropics really desce…dessen… greatgreatgreatgrandkittehs ob dem tigers ob da snow. Dats y dey de onlee kats dat likes da water. Dey can stay warm by theysleves an somtimes dey needz da help gettin cool. Maybe him so mad cause him be thinkin we gonna takz him out ob da water?
Lucy, fankoo fur teh gud inforsmashun!
Mah Cheez Peeps has teh smarts!
Yes, Lucy, fankoo indeed. I wuz wundering abour tigurs and watur – befoar we had teh tree tigurs in teh tub and nao this tigur- iz he akshullee swiming under teh wadur?
Tigre iz dun wif waterobics class.
Hims had a teecher, butts he ated it.
Dis da meanest, scariest cat-fish I eber sawed! I r takin my line out ob da water and runnin away! Wat if I cat-ches him? He eatz me, dat what!
holy mackerel don’t flounder! eel eat u!!
Wow!
Heer kitteh kitteh kitteh…
Halloweens iz ober,
I halps u taek offs ur scaree mask n beeg glubs.
Aha! Kitteh is fake! Hahahahhahar *leaps into teh wahtuur*
lolololololol
bai lawlercat. we missus u.
purson hoo leeps wifout verifing teh veracity of teh kitteh wil soon kno the troof regardless.
Jesus Christ, it’s a tiger! Get out of the pool!
Srsly. YIPES! EEEP! FLEE!
Underwater tour
of the tiger’s swimming pool
not so popular.
Jaws 17.5
You defeated the baby. You defeated the big brother. You defeated Mom. You defeated Cousin Orca and uncle willy went free but now …. you must FACE THE KITTY!!!
dun dun dun DUUUUUN!!!!
Wha?! We shuldah brawt a bigguh bukit!
Paws ref FTW!
da dun… da dun… da-dun da-dun da-dun da-dun….
is obviusly fotoshoped. why tehy taek off his back legs an put his tale on his hed? maeks no since.
ROTFL
Ai nowtished teh tayle on teh hed tu. Ees fur ay handal! Fur wen tiggah doan wan tu geet owt owf watah.
Mai size 36 xtra wide paws …. let me show you dem
XXL Kitteh
just wants to play pattycake.
Can’t find anyone.
My cat levels… they are… [i]incredible[/i]
OVER 9000!
“…the smug little duck-fondling bastard”
Wit tanks to Teho – Ai’s stil snirkin at tihs wun!
an dat, mai der lolfrenz, is whai teh teho can has himz own fan-klub. we is no langer sekrit sosaietee.
Tyger! Tyger! Ful ob fite,
In teh pool an awl in wite,
Wot immortle handorai
Wud be so bladdy stoopy as to get into a pool wit yu!
JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A TYGER!!! GET INTO THE CAR!!!
liddel bitddeh kitteh wanna fite, fite, fite.
uuhhh Pittypat, maybee u shood git ur eyeises chekeded…….diz iz nawt a liddle biddeh kitteh…….
dis be one jiganticuz (taht meenz bery largest) kitteh.
iz tyme to *exxxit stajjjjje lef…..*
(runz bery fastest to teh vehiklez an divez in)
Mean kitteh song FTW!
William Blake fur teh WYN!
Win!!! Wood vowt foar youz, but I no can haz votey things rite now. So Iz post sillee ‘win’ comment insted.
Willem Blayk FTW!!!!!!!
MARCO!
Paw-lo!
DINNER!
WHER?
*kums runnin…*
whatchoo meen is nawt MAI dinnertaim? yu sed “dinner.” Naow ai trips yu and steels tidbits frum yurs chilldrens wen yu nawt luukin…
wif face like dat, no wunder no kittehs wan to play wif u! anger managmnt kitteh iz indeed angree…..
or: I gotted u a lyfegard, but I eeted him. He haz flavr like pina colada…
tee eye dubbel guh errrrrrr!
White tigger lost his orinj?
watr muz be prity darn cowld.
or full of da kloreen
mmm, bleechy slushy. splayns teh powlaritee beyrz wite furz too.
OK, no LOLspeak here….that picture is SCARY! Caaaalm down, kitty kitty.
O_o
Gi-normous Kitteh sez:
O HAI! if u dunt get aut of mah pul i will show u Mah Ferowshuz Fingerz!
Da Tiger Shark!
Tiger Shark!!
um, teh Tiger Shark.
he iz makin teh badest skari grrrrowwli faze iznt he???? pointi endz are teh YIKES !!! but dat faze…….*shudder*
wher iz lolrus with mai bukkit?
lolrus is skard, him bucket nawt ther to gif heem suport in epik batul with supah fluffy kitteh of stripey doom!
General Zhod Tiger is trapped in the Phantom Zone
CUZZIN!
Hehehe. Iz nice 2 see a big tyger kitteh on da front of teh burgerz internetz, aktualy. Ai has alwais ben kwite fond of teh biggest fluffiest of teh kittehs. Ai wanteded one of dems when Ai was still tiny tyger… Ai knoes better nao. But… iz still full of awsomest win, dis pikture.
Here is the source of the photo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=458282&in_page_id=1811
The tiger is named Odin and lives at the Six Flags Discovery Kingdom Zoo in Vallejo, near San Francisco.
Hai……..DATZ WHERE AI LIB……. u meen ai can goes an seez tihs kitteh mi own selffz ?????? too kool…..
ai gotz a big whyte tigger kitteh libbin in MI twonz……(strutz off feelin proud, taht’s our twonz kitteh…..)
maibi he jest gotz watterz up hiz noseies an iz botherin him….???tahtz whhi teh skari fase..??????
I can has tiger in my tank?
luks liek u duz has
…. no lik paparazzi…. you gif to me camera…..
Old kitteh wantz him floting timz. All kitenz out of pewl. Is udult swem nao.
This looks like the source picture
http://sergey1984.deviantart.com/art/Big-Fish-or-White-Tiger-32006191
BIG KITTY IS SOO CUTE!!!!!
oooh, iz vry big kitteh!!! iz too big kitteh!
Police Cat Says:
Bucket ‘vestigashun CLOSED!
No more kwestshuns!
i hate watah
iz wet, now angree
BOO! I IZ DA MITEY WOTTER TIYGUR AN DIS IZ MAH POOLE AN U NOE CAN GOE SWIMIN HEER!
Tiger Shark Impreshun
you’re doing it wro-I mean great. You’re doing it great!
(Please don’t kill me.)
POOL’Z CLOZED. go far way now.