I werkz hard for da monee.
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I werkz hard for da monee
So hardz for it honee
I werkz hard for da monee
So ya better treat meh rite
happi nawt second tew u! : ) I liek dat sawng. nao it will b n mi hed awl dai : )
Dat Y Ai daonlode ebery sawng dat stik in Mai hed!
U tinks dahtz bahd. I reeded teh bok ob “Teh Wikkur Man” oan hodilai 2 weeks bak, an had eerwurms ob teh songz frawm teh 1973 fillum for dayz after!
CHRG(wdoi) protekts frum eerwurms? Iz hope so
no, yu has to drun it in tekeelah! Dam, nao Ai’s got a diffrent eerwurm!
I’s still heering “Time Warp” frum SUNDAY!!!
dats a eerwurm. I lerned it on ichc yestiddy
eerwurm!
yr not rong.
grumbl grumbl treet her riet… damits…
Ai Daonlode it nao!
I leesten 2 it NAO!
DOAN DO IT!!!! I has had eerwurm AWL dai frum tihs wun, is draivin me madd.
Ai’m stil awn teh eerwurm form teh last post – yu noe weel has a gud tym tehn, son, yu noe weel has teh gud tym tehn…
Krool. Jes krool….
I werkz hard for da monee
So ya better feed me mice
woot woot!
Jeeenyusss!!!
If Tony’s hier it must bee teetyme! Hats an glubs awn ladees, hoos goan to be “Muther”?
Lapsang suchong and seed cake today!
pleh! I can has tetleetee an a custerd creem?
Yew will haz two wayte fur brikkeeteetyme – teh sivvilyzed LOLpeeps will bee drinkin property frum fyne boanchynah cuppz, yew kan haz chipped mug anacopee uvdasun.
u canntz pleh the host…..it is nawt proper! straighten up n fly write SJ lol
Ya, no pleh-ing at propper brittish tee pleez. Raisin teh eyebrow a frakshun uv a millymeeter is suffishunt to register disgust, horrur, an disdayn. If ju snifs at teh saim taim, is most DEDLY insult, cawsin hunners of yeers of fewdin, waipin owt of small villages, denile of rites tu yoos futpaths, awl taht sort of ting.
OOPS! It was Ambercat– nawt SJ— I “corrected” the wrong person……and SJ is so nice she just went along with it HEHEH
Izn’t seed caek wut ju givs tu budgees? Ai wud prefer sumtin with choklit in, persnly. An will awlso giv ur linglongchinggong tea a miss – is preddy mush taim fer koktayls, no?
teh sun iz ober teh yardarm an teh bar iz OPEN! Ai’ll has a not-verree teeny martini. Wit an umbrolly in it. an a sparkler. an a froot salad
mai heart jus got borked by a Bridish. Need many tees an custard creems and snorgles and ai scrathes out. Why de cumz over heer and mess wiff Merican heartzes? Bad Bridishes!
Ai wud volan… folun… offuh two kum ovah dere an offah komfor teeansimpaffee butt ai tink yew iz lawng wai frum mee.
Ooh martinis – wut a gud idea. Ai will hav wun too, an ai duz nawt care if it is shaken or stirrd so long as it is surved in a crystal glass an brot tu me bai Daniel Craig in formal wear.
Or swimmin trunks, ai is nawt fussy.
yeah, teenasyphony. I likz muzik. you so naic, but u Bridish so me finks you need to be sctached furst.
we go danz wif dah udder kittehs. That make fun and tails swishing.
MMM Danyeel Crage. That’s nice Bridish confekshun. Bedder thot than eyez scritchin.
Por Addkitthz! Com ober hier an has a martinininini. Awl men R barstewards, we gurls no taht! Carnt lib wit tehm, carnt berry tehm unner teh patio! Beterererer to stik wit teh kittehs an teihr uncle ondishunal snorgles! Custerd creems an martinininini – grate combinashuns!
Kat? Ai’m a kittee kat!
an Ai dans dans dans an ai prans prans prans…
barstewards good too. dey bringz us teh marteeneez. I ernz me a good hange obber wiff dis wun. Tail be swishin after da marteenees and custerdz, tho. we all danz and yowl at da moonz
Dans! Ai’m a kitteecat
an Ai dans dans dans
an Ai meow meow meow
Ggrrrreeoooowww! ggrrr, rrrr, rrrrr, rrreow!
pranz, pranz, pranz (tail wriggle)
mrrreow, rrrreeooww, wweeooow
pranz,pranz, pranz (tail wriggle)
Danyull? Moar marteenees – nao!!
FTW!
Y Annie not dansin? I be new to teh dancin ting but furst poster gotta dans, rite? Annie, ya slacker! K … so I danses for u
*clears the floor*
ahem … k … I dans lyk spastic whyt chik wif no rithim, wot Grace Slick calls sh*it dansin … neow u gotta move bak cos Im gonna shak mai booty an is pritty big.
k…. BOOM shaka wacka wacka BOOM shaka wacka wacka!
Y teh flor muvin liek dat?
O.. Ai see. Shaik it up baibee. Twist an.. well, yu no teh ressst.
FINULLY. An eerwurm ai laiks habbin.
*twists*
*shouts*
Meno, I wud giv yu menny burgerz for dat….but luks like teh burgerz be borked for naow…..elebentyseben burgerz for teh Boomshakawackawacka!!!
hey COL, has yu recuvered form yur burfdai?
Yepp! It wuz teh bestest dai evur! Mai cheezfrenz givin me teh internashunal sooprize partee…whu kood ask fur ennything mor??? Not me!! Fanks tu evureeone hoo wurkt so berry hard to keep evuryfin organized; an teh fud an tastee befridges were ekscepshunal!
u know, COL, taht eberee wun heer lieks u verry much!
Late agin!!! Joins in teh dantsin!!!
Oh mah furz an whiskurs!!!! am sooo late fur all teh dantses!:(
oh, sew glad 2 heer dat ovvers nawt seez burgers eyever! Sot it waz jest mee. Sew menny grate comants & noh wai 2 showe mai aprec.., apriess.., happis att teh pohssts!
elebentyseben an TREE!
Do dey taek teh sa-yn down when kitteh not there..?
if a cat falls in the forest………does a goggie hear it??
Aye tinks Aye seen dis kitteh at mai lokal bookshop!
Lubs da book kittehs!
teh locul book kitteh Fup at Powulls jus wen ober de reignbow brij. wee misses hir.
awlways gud teh hab teh book kittehs (an goggies)
http://www.shopcat.com
Dis wot yew needz wen yew needz a shopcat
Ai sawree to heer bowt Fup. Ai lieked reedin bowt her adventshoors in teh noozletterz.
Kittehs and buks iz a gud combinayshun.
Aktully Elvis, I tink dis kitteh is from Cats Meow at 30-something & Hawthorne. I useta liv ober by dere an de windo luks familyer.
We gets ober der sune an sea! Likes awl teh windo kittehs.
Wuz wun petshoppe in NW cupla yeers bak nao can had menny kittehs awl inna windows. Gud to sea dem sleeeeeeeep an plai.
Iz werkin hardur den mosta mai co-werkers!
hao can anywan passible try to evin steal anything from dis cute kitteh, moar efishunt dan big guard puppee
Aloso offcoahrse kitteh can has lazer eyes just foar inshoorance, not that anywone acshullee haz seen a kitteh uze lazirs tho
does hu hab seed, didn lib 2 tell bout id
I wudnt steel anyfing frum him, but I mite steel him! *snorgle snorgle smoo smoo*
Ju jus trais shop-liftin an ju will face mai five pointee endz!!
Ya, Winona, taht meenz ju.
Store Cat is doin a excullint job – better gib him a raise!
That’s ma’ idear of workin’.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Iz waitin fur Halp Wanded sign
Orinj kitteh awn a pukee-pinkee cushon?! Wut wer tehy tinkin! Kitteh clerly an “Awtum” an shud has teh greens an teh brauns to show off hims culors best! Mebbee a littl terkoisee blu…
I agrees. Dis stohr need teh fashun helpz. Wahr doz gay gais wen you needz dem?
Sleeping-on-the-job kitteh is
Teh oranj wuns is teh majur shawpliftin’ deterunce.
Mebbi.
Da oranj wuns is……….poysyn.
an taht iz y maik purrfik gard kitteh
er – almoast
*whispers: noms cheezburger brybes*
Mah kustomer service skillz.
Let me show u themzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Younyun kitteh sez…
Aym on braik, kthxbai
OH MAI CC, IT’S BARNEY! Hao did hee get thar? Ai thot he wuz heer nawt too long ago. Hao kin ai get him otta taht window? Whut if sumwun byes him befoar ai kin get thar. Wai does tihs happen to mee? It luks liek he haz been drugged! Hao else cud tehy get him away frum heer? Whut will teh otter kittehs say if ai can’t get himz bak?
Hao cud ai ever fayce them again?
Oh, store peeple. Pleez to be givin him bak. U gits elebenteeTrillyun cheezburgerz – with piklez and friyez and 2 diet cokes.
well now I know what Barney the famous looks like!
) I had a tom kitter that looked like that one time too!
I put Dory on my bathroom scale this morning– she LOVES getting weighed (not ur typical gurl) and she weighs 10 lbs and 6 oz. Purrrfect for her! She stands there very daintly waiting for the numbers to come up–it is very phunny. Darryn is NAWT interested at awl……..she runs and hides under the couch if she even THINKS I might be trying to put her on the scale– she is is the vry silliest kitter.
I wantz a werk kitteh
a nuwspapur kitteh, hes or shes can rite the storehs
I wants teh werk-at-home kitteh. Can kleenz teh howse for me. Wuld be much awsum!
Storehs wud all be bowt burds and feesh and mice. An toona and chikkin and cheezburgers. Mebbe sum bowt yarn and soff cushons foar lyin daown.
He rites teh storeez dat maekz teh hole whirled zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz
Dat be dat Bowyy Meowalow. Mean eerwurm, Romeow.
Is anyone else experiencing a non-alcoholic Halloween hang over?? Mai head feels like it is going to EXPLODE! I went to a church-sponsored “Trunk-or-Treat” event — and we had over 5 THOUSAND people show up this year! I handed out over 30 bags of candy– and ran out! It was CRAZZZZZZZZY! And it was COLD here! Okay……I am done
) kthxbai
akshly, no– i had very few tricky treeters at mai house, an i got dressed up 2… so nao i has halloween hangover fm eatin all the candy the kiddos didn’t get
yess, mee! I can haz a heggake dis mornin & rayrelee gets dose laytelee- spesshlee sinss ai don teech teh teenajers enny mor- naisser 2 stai hohm wif goggie & reed teh cheezburger- did nawt even hav trikortreeters or anyfing to dwink soh doh nawt no wai heggake! O, naow I november wai! Itt waz all the sellebratin of COL’s birfday dat did mee inn! O well, wuz gud partee so worf itt. For noo earwurm, we canz singing “Wasn’t that a Party” bai teh airish Robers! Gud wai to mark teh Celtic Noo Year too! Or teh Tom Pakston berssion 2 be mor catlaik (tom- gets itt?)
Readi?
cud haz bin teh wiskey, mite haz bin teh jinn
cud haz bin teh 3 ore 4 sikspaks
ai don noe butt luk at teh mess I’ze inn
mai hed iz laik a futbal, I sink ai’m gunna dye
Tellz mee, meow, meow, mai
Wuznt taht a partee?
lol kiwican I dancin along– hope ur head is better naow — mine is, but I still berrry tired.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkL1Rjs-cE
Teh airish robers an Lolcats, in whun bideo. Teh 2nd verse be about kittehs…honest.
Yup, U R correct, D Marie!
second berse is
paws wile kiwi serches thru menny peeces uv paper fur teh lierics- I noes, itz onllee bin a foo owerz buttz I canz looz tings berry qwiklee!
OK,
Hear wee goh,
sumwn toaked a graypfroot & worred itz likz a hatt
i seed sumwun unndah mai kitschenn tabull, tawkin 2 mai olld tom kitteh
Dey werz tawkin bout hokkie & teh kitteh tawkin bak
Lonng bowt den evryting wentz blak
butt wuzn’t taht a purrty?
oh noes, didnt meen to saye dat sumbuddy toaked a graypfroot- ment 2 sei taked a graypfroot.
Toaking a graypfroot not so grate aktully. Jest az bad az teh smokez a banaana fadd in teh midd sixtees.
If u tries to steel,
gard kitteh will look at u wif teh
moastest sadddest pitfiool eyeses
Dat teh guilt u feelz will maek u put eet bak.
Or pai. Kitteh needz moar burgerz.
Firs, teh kitteh needs waked up too due dis gilt-trippin…
Ize jst goin obur 2 teh reztURaunt 2 see mai kuzzin Garfield. After mai nap daht izzzzzzzzzz.
bookstore cat
is displeased by your lousy taste in pop lit
Dis stoar don hafta hier teanaje werkers – Stoer Kitteh will ignoar yu for free.
Laffin SO HARD!!!!
five pointy POISON ends..
Kitteh is a supa model for comfy kitteh beds…wurking hard to keep that relaxed catitude even while being stared and pointed at, and keeping that floofy cat figure…u see Naomi, Paris, or whoever looking like this under THAT kind of pressure..din tink so
Kitteh haz unfayr adbantidj obur Naomi & Paris; Kitteh is kewt.
Awlso less laikly tu frow mobaile fone at assistunt.
maybe just a hissyfit
ACTIVE DETERRENT CAT
is inactive
bibliocat is dreamin nu books into existence.
or maybe just about cheezburgers.
dogbotherererer – dat wuz ima..emg..pikchur in mai hed uv grate buty!!!!
bibliocat is dreamin nu books into existence
FTW!
ur ideer – may ai steel it?
I wish I could bring my big orange kitty to work… would make the day much more bearable.
Ai donut tink mai kitteh wud lyk to com to werk wit me
*mentl imidge ob stuffing orinj kitteh into byk pannyer an syklin to skools wit teh”yoooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOwwwwwwwlllll” followin me werebber Ai go!*
What an imidje.
But teh ’sireen’ mite stop trafick foar yu, eh?
teh site ob me wigglin mai a$$ in teh ayr yushully duz taht!
Wut an immidj!
I be tinking dat bees a store fur deh animalz. puhleze be wit teh noticing ob teh cages an pet food an stuffs. I lubs deh pet storez wit deh lose aniemalz. much wit teh winz!!!1! Ai not agreez wit byeing petz from teh stores beecuz not mahnee treatz teh animalz rite or killz dem whenz deh git olderz and if you byes dems dere it just maykez it worse (tink puppy an kitteh mills) buts lik 2 lookee at teh aniemalz. Reesearch youses pets den add opt frum deh sheltur or frum deh registered breedur i sais
Wear Ai yus to lib (in Cheshire – Ai iz a Cheshire Cat; see me grin!) tehre wuz a petshawp wit teh mennee not-fore-sayle animules; a Grate Beeg Iggyuahna, called Cyril, an 2 parrots taht tawked an tawked an a floofy cat wit a “Warnin” sine cuz he did NAWT lyk to be snorgled bai strayngers. It wuz awlwais bizzybizzybizzy in taht shawp, moestlee wit teh mummeesandaddeesangranneesangrandees bringin teh littlchilluns to see Cyril an his frends an nawt to bai much. Wuz a gud shawp!
Mai daddy’s naim is Cyril. Butt he is nawt an iggyuahna.
Mai dadee wuz Cyril too!
Mai gurlfrend’s daddee’s naim wuz Sylvan. Hee wuz a hortic… hoarteekul… gardener.
wuz he a igwanna?
An I hadda opto.. optumet… eye docter named Seymour.
Ai just got taht!
Annaye hadda dennist whuze lasst naim wuz Ivory.
We hadded dennist in our town naim wuz Paine … Dr. Paine. Srly.
Mi dennist name Dr. Smiley. Srysly.
ai had a osteo doc named “Dr. Bones”
Srsly.
So menny Cyrils! Oh teh coincidencees!
(see, we tole u Inglan wuz teeny tiny an here’s me an Ambercat wit teh saim daddy!)
I are prity sur tihs stoar iz on 8th st in Noo Yawk Kitty. I hav sene tihs kitteh in teh windo befoar.
At teh gift stor next to my job they has a store kitteh. It’s a huge gray ball of kyootness. I has to take a pishur!! Grey kyotness patrols teh store all day and sits by teh door to greet customers.
( ^ _ ^ )
I wuz on hollydee last year in Nantukt an in teh window of wun bery bery hai class inteereyur deesine shop tehr was bery floofy cushun in teh window displai, lukd sackly laik sleepin kitteh. Butt shawp closeded, so cud nawt be sleepin kitteh.
Butt den….. earflick. WAS sleepin kitteh. Guardkitteh? Nawt as ferowshuss as dobermun goggie, butt maybe intenshun wus taht teh teevs wud stop to snorgle teh kitteh of much floofiness an wud still be standin tehr when teh cops arrived.
It is teh bestest securitee deevice. None can resist teh kyootness attack from guard kitteh. Robbrs might end up sleepin in teh floor next to kitteh.
cave felem!
Lawlercat thinks kitteh is not rly on duty. Lawlercat thinks kitteh is slacking off instead of halpin teh managur sell teh producks. Oh teh noes, you lazy bum ;[
mai old kitteh not maike gud shop cat. he be veree gud at guardcat dootee. him be da pixie bob and much wit teh cuteness but no go in to him howse wit out permission ob me or him. one tyme we had de cable man come in to set ups teh cable. he left sumting out sid e an went to goes git it. when he came bak he dids not nok and Malkin(mai olds kitteh 25lbs ob de muscle and cuteness<big kitteh) attaked teh cable man wit all five pointee ends. teh cable man wuz screamin! I told hims teh gaurd cat sign nots for shows needs to knock on deh door. i lubbed deh malkin. he wuz veree good kitteh. he eben used teh toilet an come when called. So sad we had to gib him to new home cuz mai daugter wuz allergic when she wuz a baybee. she all better naow but i can not git malkin bak cuz deh peoples moved aways and me toos.
dis is hurribl event. Maek sure his new home give him much nom noms. kkthxbai
it wuz berry bad. but it was 5 yeaers ago. iz berry good home but I be wanting him bak since mai daughter stopped reeakting to de kittehs. but buy dat time teh had moved much far awai. so no can dooes
Hi Mr. Orange cat, which kibble do you like the best!
(I used to shop at a Pet supply store where Mr. Blackjack did customer service… )
meye dotter werkd in sum uv dose pet supplie storz fur menny yeers. Eech branch hadz teh store kittie- didz nawt sellz animoes. Sum themz wuz grumpee 2 custmers. 1 waz jest nutz- pooped in bulk birdseed, eated teh cwissmass dekorayshions, klimbed in 2 seeling (yez, one uv dose!) and den falled into offiss nekst door- pooped in teh shuggar. Finely tehy desided 2 gett ridd uv her- wel, gess hoose dotter reskued teh insayne kat- wee allreddy had 2 kittehs & free googies tehn Smudge arraived an took ober! She at wainbow bridj nao- I sink I willz tellz herr 2 wayte ther fur mai dotter to getz ther!
Hullo thar evry1! I is back againn!! I active cat today. what dus storecat has to offer?
I is not store kat, store kat goinz owt for cheezburgr, I just mindin plaice. Now go ‘way, ees nap taim.
Hay thar um do you has any big cranes or pick em up trucks to get rid of tiger? pls respond. And i buy cheezburger for fifty french fries.
Firehowse kitteh
Takin braek
Hidin frum goggeh
Dis big gy luks lak teh sekyoority gards at teh hopsital wher I wurk — mebbe hez a retired cop? Verreh nise to tawk to but not leevin you feelin so secyoor.
HEY! I liek dat way of werkin’! Dat kitteh has teh rite idea!
Whaddya xpekt, dey pai me in kibble!
whut is stope cat? no heerd before.
store cat is takin siesta break.
iz hard werks being store cat.
Ai iz remyn…ramine… tinkin bowt shopkat at teh paypuhshop ware ai yoozed two haf a paypuhrown (dats paypahroot fur yew merkins). Kittehz naym wuz Jack, hee wuz wite an meen, an hee yoozed two sleepz ontopadah noozpaypuhs. Diz wuz in teh gudoldaes wen noozpaypahs wuz printid wid teh eenk dat wud kum awf on yur pawses. Ennk awlso kum awf on Jackz tummy, so iff hee roalled ovuh yew kud reed teh hedlynes on hiz belleefloofs. Dey yoozed two sae dat hee wuz teh bestest red kitteh in toawn. Teh lulz
(Woz a smawl toawn, wee hadz tu maek awr oan ennertaynmentz)
Oh to be a cat.
is this at a store in lincoln city, OR?? if so, i’ve been there, and i love that kitty. i really think that this pic was taken there
That cat’s in Lincoln City, Oregon at a store called paws on the sand. I forgot his name. We go there a lot
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