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I is not a simeeze fiting fish! Leggo mah tale!
Mor immpurtentlee, u iz not a simeeze fiting fisheh! Dont mayk me come bak in dere an’ git mydeevul on ur azz!
Ah, but a goldfisheh can dream, can’t he?
Gphish can dreem ob seeing cheezburgerz againz !!
Dat lil gololfish gotz deh “Hi-hopes”
Eerwurm! HIIIiiiiIIII hopes, he got HIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIII hopes, he got hai in teh skai appul pIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIIII hopes!
Aye wuz hope-in sumwun wud get it!! Yeah!
Lolcatburgler gits the nawt secund danse!
*wiggle wiggle bubble bubble*
*fan fan tale tale*
*bubble gulp bubble bubble*
Aye tri 2 maek teh phish lips xpreshun,
butts iz nawt sew grate aktually.
Aw, thx, Romeow! I always wanted mah own watter ballay.
We can has giant Esther Wiloliams production number? I’ll put on mah sparkly swimsoot and clime way up on this trapeezie swing thingy and… O NOES!!1! I forgetted that I is fraid of hites! HALP! Call teh firemans department!
Jump, lolcatburgler, jumps!
Aye will katched u!
Teh krash matts r bean putz awl round, just for insur…ensuran…2 b sure that u will b safe.
Awn free…won, tew…free!
Um, can Aye gitta liddle halp roun heer?
Lolcatburgler iz pritee hi ups there.
That’s sweet of u to say, Romeow, but this is no time for compla… complem… sayin’ nice things bout me. GETS ME DOWN so I cans be pritee down on teh grown! (quivers wif fear and vertigoes)
Naow, naow, lolcatburgler, ur doin fine.
Stae wifs me heer.
Aye cud katch u wif no prolem. (aye fink aye cans, aye fink aye cans)
Butts Iz shoor dat teh obers will b heer sune to HALP, ifs u wud liek to wate.
Ur doin jus fine, lolcatburger, jus fine.
Im hear! I’ll help. You’ll be just fine – I brought teh big round people catchy thing. We just needs a few more people to holds it – Hang in there!
Romoew, itz not that I doesn’t trust u. I does. Rly. But u rember last weekend when we was all outside playin teh footsball? U catched that long pass real good that J4K throwed and scored a tutchdown. So u can catch, everybuddy knoes. Whut worries me is that if I jumps now and u catch me, u will do like u did to teh footsball after u catched it: spike me.
DO NOT WANT!! (whimpers)
Thx DM! I waits. It’s ok if I duzzent look down. But can u dubble check to make sure that big round people catchy thing isn’t the big round people catch thing made outta paper like teh one we used at teh beginnings of our footsball game last weekend for teh team to brake open and run thru?
Im heer to help! I has pillows for soft landing! Teh nice beeg floofy ones tew!
It is a good brand new one – nawt teh paper kinds! an we put teh pillows underneaf it, and u be just fine.
I almost grabbed a trampoleen nstead, but I realzed it was teh wrong color an switched it fur teh right type.
U guys is so good to halp me like this! Befoar I jumps, can u make sure teh floofy pillyos GK bringed is hypoally… hypno… teh not-make-ur-eyes-watter-and-ur-nose-sneeze kinds? I has teh allergees to feadthers.
Naw lolcatburglar …. dey is nawt teh feather kind ….. ai alwayz get poked by teh feather ends and dey hurt
these are just vry floofy!
Mai exdra floofy part persie kitteh doanatded some floofs too hep u, LCB!
I shust back teh truck up heer an dump it belows u.
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
*RRRRUUUUMMMMBL!*
*FFFFFFFFFLOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
Tehre. nau you jus slide daown.
Wait, iz dis won teh traampoline or iz dis teh people catchy ting?
iz it dis one?, no no it be dis one? No it be teh obber won. U shur?
Hol on lolcatburgler, wez gonna haz martinnis an get dis figgered owt.
Don worree we bee rite heer. (pourin drinkees)
An, we got a pool full ob wet kitteh fluff and pillows under the People catchy thing, so just in case it IS a movie prop, U still be OK. I jus wondering, tho: a catburgler afraid of hites? Do you only rob people what live in ranch houses and bungalows?
BTW: it wood probably be best if you decided to jump befoar we have toooo manee drinks….Im just sayin.
I can has grape joos insted of teh martinnis? Da way at leest wun of us can be makin’ shure dat teh trampoleen/people catchy fing is right under lolcatburglar.
Whew, doan telz lolcatburgler, butts I’z rly glad 2 see awl ov u.
Aye fink teh catchie fing wif teh floof iz betr than jus me doin teh catchin.
OKai, lolcatburgler, Aye will sippee ona mancattan drinkee
while eberyfing gits figgered owt.
Ok, guise. There is enuf of u here now. I thinks I is reddy to jump. U can bringz teh round people catchy thingy back over now?
Guise?
Helloo?
b knot afraid CB! I will agillee climb up der wiff you. (spys a coveenint branch)
den we will float down togever to land n a plie ov happi floof! amonst owr frendz and den wi tew can has refeshing bevarages : )
Well, if u must knoes DM, I specializes in basement apartmints. Donut tells teh other catburglars, plz? They will taunts me at our next meetings.
C’mon – Evereebuddy is holding on tight to the people catchy thingee, and we r rite under you, and teh floof an pillows r under that, and I know U r tired of hangin on up there, so 1…..2……3……jump!
Princess Mu, u is mah heroine! Be carefuls, it looks like that branch is kinda breaky…
DM is you POSITIVE that is not teh trampyline? U guise is kinda wobbly.
*ominus creek*
oh oh I’m almost der! one more leap…. ahhhh. i made it! k nao taek mi hand and …
wun tew free!!!!
jump!
I’z heer fur u, lolcatburgler!
Aye promises nawt 2 spike u affer we catches u!
Ur gonna b jus fine.
What do you exspect? We drunk, standing in a pool full of kitteh floof, water, and pilows. U been up there for 2 hours! We catch you, Romeow promised, members?
It aint teh trampoline – see, nawt black, no springs, and besides, Thisncat is over there jumpin on the trampoline. – See?
Me did lol! Thnx
?IZ U Gyzz noti.. note.. told dat xtra commnt maid?
?also, Y my screen skrolz so v. slowlee?
Princess Mu and I is gonna jump…
N
O
W
hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wi maed it tew da plaec ov da martinis saef an sownd!
*pats LCB on back*
Here’s a drink. Do you think next time you could remember u r scared of hites, before you climbe teh ladder?
(Hugs Princess Mu)
(Hugs DM)
(Hugs rest of drunk, wet reskewers)
That was FUN! Can I jumps again? Can I, huh? Can I, huh?
(Is forcefed martinies by drunk, wet reskewers until I takes a lolcatburglarnap)
nite nite I go to bed now that you are safe.
I’z gonna hab sweet dweemz nao dat awl teh cheez frenz r outta harms wai.
Zzzzzzzzzz
oh mi starz an whiskerz….!!!!!! waht a thrillin rescuedz….!!!1!!11 ai was waitin wif bated bref to seez how iz awl comez owt…..ai iz sooo happi taht PM and LCB r safest and soundest (did u getz teh floofly kitteh furz owat ob ur mouf yet??) ai iz awl wored owt frum teh excitemanz …..
ai wood do teh danswe ob joi at ur reskuez , butt taht excitemints waz ttoo muches fur me, ai goes to sitz dawn naow……….
*fanz mi fase an collapsesed ina heep*
jumpz,drinkz,jumpz,drinkz…
hey war evrybodee goes?
Oh wall, jumpz,drinkz
Wow! Ai missed awl teh eksytment! Wot a reskoo, well dun, ebberybuddy. Nao cler up tihs mess! Tehre’s watter an floof an a big roun peeple-catchy thingy, an marteenee glasses an paper umbrellies, an awl ob yus in a beeg sleepheep!
So did I, & Wurdpres haz eeted teh voting brgrz agayn! Anywaiz, daht meenz I haz 2 sez 6 brgrz eech.
>Findz full pitchur ob Martiniz undr peepulcatchy ting< “Wood U leik a Martini Ambercat?”
Did sumbuddy sai martinis? Dam I missd awl teh exsitemint due to sleepytime. Glad tu see we has a happy ending, nao I’z awf tu bai a big padlok for teh basemint appartmint.
Ib weez goat 2 kleen up, we mai az well start bai drinkin left obur Martinis. Sure, weze goat loadz ob dehm 2 hab furst.
dis whut yu get wen yu goes hoam on tyme – sry i couldn’t hep wit yer reskew LCB!
I can hep wit teh cleenie uppie tho…
*gets mop an (don’t tel lolrus) blu bikkit*
Hey – paw4thot – ai will help u. shur is still a beeg mess – lukkit these wet floofee things awl over. Wai can bee so floofee when wet? Butt ai has seldom seen enything so dramatic! I thinks maybee ai rites a stage adaptashun. N Princess Mu – goin awt awn a limb liek taht! An Romeow – so brayve. N D Marie – drunk in a poop ov wet floof n still able to tawlk lcb down!
Awwwwwww – dunt they luk cyoot in the beeg sleepheep? We doan wanna waekum yet – tehy awl worn awt fur shur. I’ll just hav a marrtini wif u furst, OK?
Oh – ai furgot resourceful snafutti, n thottee thisncat, hoo pored teh drinks ov couraj, an sweet GotKittehs? hoo had teh grape joos. Applaws, applaws, applaws.
Ai’m just so sorree ai wuzn’t heer to help – but u guise were . . .astonishing!
eebun reeding dis on next day is prolly juss as frilling as when it was reelly (real/birchual?) happuning. i expect to see it replayd on news shows seberal tiems today!
Yes – an wait til u see teh stage vershun! Wee will be holdin audishuns as soon as ai getz teh script dun!
cSmall – kin ai cawnt awn u fur the costumeez? N we’ll be needin sum mewsishuns. Cud be mewsical, akshullee!
yesh.
ahm thinkin lolcatburgler in black spandex, and PrincessMu in a pink plate tutu.
capes, maybe?
the rescuers in heroic blue with gold buttons. Is there a comic relief? Maybe the comic relief rescuer can have a beer hat…
can we has produktshun meeting ina week? i need 2 do sum reserch…
I kan do “Plucky Komic Releaf”; I eben haz Skawish ackscent (reeli; I iz frawm Skawtland).
oh yessss – taht’s nyce. I think thisncat must be yer “amusing-and-drily-witty-drunk-comic-relief-friend” bcawse she came with drinkees.
is TINA around? i think her atavar mai have sumthing to sai abowt teh cape ideea…
Eber seed Teh Inkredibilz”? Som veree guid poyntz abawt wairing capes maid dehr.
“lolcatburglar in black spandex”? It is gonna bes a horror moovie, then?
yah – TINA’a atavar is Edna ‘E’ Mode
(teh super costumière)
We is gonna be on teh noos? OOooh! July, u cans Tivo that for me? kthx.
Or maybe Teho could Tvio it.
lolcatburglar, if i can have a dozen chocolit chip cookies (with chocolit milk plskthx) on mah fursty danse dai an not die a horrible spasmodic diabetus deth, yu kin ware black spandex.
joo will luk faaaaantaaastik! Maaahvelous!
SJ, u doesn’t needs to spend ur monnies on a padlock for basement apartmint. Here, I have lots of them right here in mah swagbag. I gives u one as gift.
Ok, cSmall, if u thinks so, I will wear teh spandex.
Everyboddy: buy many shares in spandex NOW!
Oh fank u lolcatburglar, taht is bery kind ob u. Butt wait – teh bag sez tehr is two keys – but teh bag is awl rippd an tehr is only wun key nao. It must have fawlded owt awl bai itself – neber mind, I spose ai only needs teh wun.
I feelz bery saif an sekewr nao!
Um, er, yes. Teh extry key was in case u loosed teh other one. This way u no has to wurry bout loozing key because is alreddy lost for u!
um…ai juszt haz too tell yoo awlz…ai m sittin heer at werk laffin sow hard ai’m kryin. mai kowerkers tink ai’m nuttz…well ackshully ai tink tehy no ai’m nuttz…tihs iz wun ob teh funneest storees ai ebber did see on tihs site. Tahnks fur gibbin me a reesun too luk ebbry day, ebbrywun!
ackshully ai tink teh kowerkers bee wundrin whai ai’m laffin at teh Konflikt ob Intrist Pawlisee ai spost to bee ree-typin ryte nao. tehre’z nuttin funnee bowt town pawliticks.
Wow spykes.mom – bet ur office gets so much dun with those ko-werker bees taht u has lots ov time to be reeding heer.
Butt seriouslee – u maid mee fawl off mai chayre laffen at ur hilarious “Konflikt ob Intrist Pawlisee.” Ai’m shur we awl wantz to know the reakshuns ov yur werker bees when teh finallee gets to reed tihs funniest ov dokuminz!
teh town gov…guv…leedurs is trine to dusside if it shud haz a “ethics committee” or juszt a Konflikt ob Intrist Pawlisee fur town awfishuls n bored memburz n werkers. Ai m getz to type awl teh chanjes, addishuns, deeleeshuns n minoosha aftur teh task forse meets eech week. pleh…
ackshully mai kowerkers seem to haz much moar werk tahn ai do. tahts how ai haz lotsa tyme to spend heer wiv my ICHC frendz. n tahts whai tehy luk at me funnee wen ai’m laffin at ICHC.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/01/i-werkz-hard-for-da-monee
hehe
i has sum tyme on mai hans 2! even if i don’t i will put that dmn tyme on mai hans wether it lyks it or not!
ai noes whut u meen “spykes mom” lastest nite ai wasz reedin tshi an laffin mi hed off an teh odder peeps ina libbary wer starin at mi an I waz lik “Whut???”
but den …..ai printeded the whole ting owut …..25 pages…….an laffeded to mi selfs dis mawrnin, an den ai jest stppeded bi to see how mini pointysz teh drama gotz an der wuz MOAR funnee stuuffs der…….naow ai gotz to pritz it aowt awl obber, case taht wuz teh funniestest ting ai hab ebber red….
Oh, tanks u, Romeow, fur startin teh dants!!
*pant pant!* I can breeve now!
I been missing for 24 plus hours an missud all teh dantsus!
I had too go an dants fur ebberwun, (not wunts too bee rude an miss ennywun’s dantz!!!) an now I is pantin!!!
I can gibs mah last enurjees an happies too dis sweet dants.
*Joinz Romeow*
Ai know, Ai know! Iz hard too keep up – too much funneez everware. Well – cannawt bee TOOO much ov corse. But there r windows to be wahsed, leevez to be raked, barns to be cleeneded awt, the poor and teh sick to be visited – n SOOOOOO much moar.
(Sum verree yung purrson sayed to mee wunz – wai don’t yoo just stawp ritin things awn ur tu-du llist – tehn wont bee so lawng!)
Nebbur mynd; U kan haz Martini naw.
Aye misst alla da fun **pouts**…..iz reelee rotten when yur job comez between yu an yur lolfrenz!!! I vote for two-day workweek!
Lubs teh 2-dai wurkweek. WANT!
Yesh, COL….I noe dats truu!!
Appul marteenee PLUS LOL frens….too much fun fur brane too stand…
DIS R FOR MAH BRUDDER U ATED LAST WEEK, KITTEH!
HALP!
Teh orange wuns iz poizon…and furoshus.
O Noes! PWNED by teh orunj FISHEH!!!
Can u handz me mai scuba mask and da sper gun? thxbai.
Fish revenge tast liek kitteh
ah butt rebenj iz a disch besst eeten kold, fischie! Dis kitteh 2 warm-bludded for dat!
It iz beri kold in spaec!
Dis kitteh has a flavur.
mm good flavour
is right i is canadian. gtg to mah igloo to eat pootine.
In mother russia, little fishy has you.
Winz! wuz jus’ tinkin’ da saym ting! d’mentid mynds tink alyk, no?
IT EATS MEH!!
Beets meh 2 it. GMTA!
OMIGOD IT’S A FISH!!! GET OUT OF THE BOWL!!
*cue the music* Get into my car!
Hai! You!
“get offa mai cloud”
“I live on an apartment on the 99th floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy who’s all dressed up just like a Union Jack
He says I’ve won 5 pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack
I said Hey you, get off of my cloud ”
momcat
Dexaan – do ai heer bilingwal Pun? Verree funnee indeed!
botin aksident? dis nawt a botin aksident!
Even fishies like a good piece of tail once in a while.
**sawry 4 off-color joek, but I had 2**
dat wus funni!
slightly shady, but nawt off color : )
Piece of tail…piece of pussy…howeva U sayit, tihs fishie’s gotit!
Dangit, ware’s teh cheezburgrs foar voating???
Sebenty-leben burgrs foar u!
I wud gib burgars, but dey no be wurkin.
maybee they be awn strike – liek teh TV writerz.
Tu bee honist, I mizz teh burgs moar dan I mizz teh tellybishun riters. Dey haznt rited ennytheng gud foar a lawng tym.
Dis watur robics klass pleh.
An teh teechur waring spandex
O shure…but jes wate untill teh rematch with Ginormous Kitteh, on his home court!
Lifegard fishie resues kitteh from sertin death by pulling him out of teh deadly air and into teh safety of teh watters.
An whose gonna bleeve tihs fishie storie?!?
Wud u bleev… guppies?
They bleevs everything u tells them.
gullibul guppibuls, tra la-la laaa
Not 2 B cormfused wif Gullibuls Trabels. U no, Lilliput, Brobdingnag, Laputa an teh H-playce… sry, taht not veree Swift ov me, is it?
dat berry much swift she said quickly
as told by tom swifty
momcat
youz nanki-poo two?
da gubbies da swim inda spring tra la
breaf promise ub mary moar gubbies
de merrili swimz anz de swing tra la
wez milkin dis rhyme dat wez singz tra la
ah hopez wez getz tied up wif string!
TRA LA!
da en
momcat
U sayin tehy’r gullibpies?
mabye u shud drops teh “b” fr maek it eezyer to sai. gullipies!
sudinlee i has dis straynj erjj to baek sumfing. hmm.
I r siameez if u–ACK! *splash*
“Teh Aristocats” blooper reel FTW!
Or was that “Lolady and teh Tramp”? I no has kidds so I is not up on mah Dizney.
I beeleeve it wus teh “Lolady and teh Tramp” ifn’s ai be rememberin’ correctlee
It wuz Lady & teh Tramp. I fink it wuz Rosemary Clooney hoo singed teh song in harmonee (sorta) wif herzownself.
How she do dat? Run reel fast between 2 microfones?
nope. twas peggy lee.
Hers also sang “hees a tramp, but i luv him, prakes a noo hart every dae.”
Hers wrote teh songs.
yeps. teh harmonee wuz RuPawl.
waz reel koo wai bak whenz…..
when da “lady an da tramp” came out on record, yuz foun out dat if yu play at “normal speed” yuz got meezers- ifnz you play atz slooooow speed yuz gotz peeps singin! jus lik da chipe monks!
(I hadz muc fun wif my recordy player….)
momcat
lcb, i affed awl nite abot teh “run reel fast between 2 mikrofones” ai kept seein taht in mi hed…….
Bofe uv doze are old, like frum wen *Ai* wuz kyd…
mez too….
saw merry pop ins in da deader. mai bebe bruder cried an cried so mai momz waz in da “crien room” whatz eber happen to doze anywayz?
momcat
Mai kitteh gas – let me show you it in yer wattur.
kyootee-phewtee!
HEY! Mi tail r nawt fishie bait! Please to be letting it go!
Mai tail iz nawt delishus or nustrishus! Iz ful uv teh fatz and kole – chorlst – teh much butterz!
Sumhow dis pic reminded me of wen ai had fishies an kittehs, we had fishies in safe closed fishie tank an wun dai ai went tu feed dem and ai saw no fishies. Ai eben luked threwout the whole tank an no fishies but we had vry happee cats am shure.
Did ur kittehs by any chance happen to have teh tellyka… telekun… teh ability to moove objects wif their minds?
No … I fink I has teh schro …. shrooo …. kittehs who are in teh box but nawt in teh box
chomp!
Hoo noo der b killr goalfishehs!!
I swarez, mummah, I wuz jus lukkin and den BAM dis PERANAH JUMPZ OWT an DRAGZ meh back into teh BOWL to EET MEH.
Wuz so scaree. Tahnk hevvins u came in whin u dids!
phisshy tail of de wunnerful day wen
de hunted beecomz de hunter
in theeaturz neer you …
i can smellz an oscar foar bess performace by a phish !!!
yu no wants to smel an oscar. tehy is big fishees and meen tempurrred too. tehy throwd all teh othr fishees owt of teh tank wen i had teh oscar. an den it smeld badddd.
i fownd nemo
dat smellee oscar sownds lyke oscar dee growch !!
We hadz dem oscars and dey is mean and messy eeterz too! Dey bitez de wittul hedz offa dey feeder phishies and leavz dem in the tank. Much much pleh to cleanz up evry day. Oscars not so grate akshully.
GoldFishie: Uninvited guest in mah bowl? DO NOT WANT! *chomp*
Simeeze Kitteh: Halp!
Howsumebbers diz twurns out….
Ain’t gonna be gud for da fiddee.
So kids … hav yoo all lerned yur lesson? Dont alwayz du wat your frenz tell yoo tu else yoo mite end up liek dis kitteh.
“why nobudy telled me dis ar not tastee orinj goldfish…it ar purawna in disgize…
…halp!”
Teh orinj onez r poizon!
(Fin Deezul voyss) dids not noe hoo wuz fuxxin wif.
tiffany tole teh nac mac feegle bout ratbag’s gnu fasinayshun wif teh fishes (cuz him been kured uv teh birdiefetish bai teh blue mens afore) an dem took mattrs into theys own hands.
“git here yu skunner. haf a faiseful uv heid!”
pwnd
IF AWNLEE there were burgrez to give – u gits the prize fur the moast with the leest!
Marwkoh….Powlo
Epic fail!
On teh d20 of lyfe, dis kitteh jus rolld a 1
Kitteh, ur gonna neez a bigger boat!
Cue Jawz muzik…
Dum DUM… Dum DUM…. dumDUMdumDUMdumDUM…
Fishin fer yur dinnrz….
Ur doin it rong!
Wow. This picture is a classic. It deserves serious circulation. Very impressive.
um i kinda fink ur beyin sarcasmikul, but justin caes, dis is cans be a towtul greetincard contriyvanss. miet evin be [GASP!] …fotochop. juuuuuuuus mabey.
Say it ain’t so! I bleef in Santa Claws, an Tooffarie, an Ceiling Cat… but FOTOCHOP? Here? On tihs site? o, say it ain’t so!
Noe, mah possublee-jaded Teho, I is not beyin sarcasmikul. Yooshuually wen I print in plain English speek, I beein seereeus.
An wee is ub aggreemunt: dis is a speshul pikshur!!!!
jadid? no… snarkee, shur… but cmon. iz cartoon wif camra. wich is fien, btw. is sucseed at wut its tryin to sai an is funey. (i agree wif Stend, tho… capshun “PWND” maek moar sens den “FAIL”) (or mabey “IT EETZ MEH!”)
Guud morning, Teho! Ai seems to be followin u around!
Ai agreez with u both. Iz GRATE cartoon wif camra (an ai am starting to haet fotochopping! It maeks us dout r verree awn existunce!) – butt Stends “pwnd” wuz wun ov best ever. Teh way u liek it – sukskinkt!
Ai r still werkin awn it – but it’s just nawt mee! Ai has a reelee gud fren – frum waaaaay bak – hoo alwayz sez “just get to teh poynt!” *sigh*
OK i bite…..whut do PWND meen, (ai noes iz sumfin taht ai will feelz lik idot wehn ai fine owt whut meenz…….)
iz sumone takin teh kitteh to teh *whisperz teh werd…pound???* iz clumsi kitteh nowt rilly bad kitteh……
SAVES TEH KITTEH, DONUT SENDZ TOI TEH POUND……..PLEESEESS AN FANK U
I jest dayin, okthxbai
How I sees it: It meens sumwun/sumting gotted ober on him. Dey winned. Dey scored. Dey beeted. Dey rubbed teh luzur’s face in teh durt.
Sichuashunal pwn: teh stoopee victum loozes an fate or irunnee or purson or juss life in genurul or wutever getted teh best ub teh pwn-ee.
How’d I doo?
ai canntnot unnerstann dis koment! wut it saiz??
This post is relevant to Kathleen’s interests.
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Is dat reelee U, Teho??
nice photoshop
No photoshopz plzzz…
Reel catz onlee
Siameezes… tehy is bornded wif teh stoopy.
an dez lubz da watder….
our meezer wuld watc u puttn da watder in da baftub, untills hez slip one dais. Den I hadz mad wet kiddi swimmin wif me
not so gud swimin pardner….
momcat
ok, omg, all of theze piks is sooooo kute!
kitteh spotted by fisheh while doing his abs
go head pull my tail….
BRARP! bloop bloopbloopbloopbloopBLOOP kerwoosh
hoomin: how did goldie get on ceiling? is that ket snickering?
O mai CC, LEAF!!!!! duz taht do it TOOOOOO??
Ai am snerting mai second cup ov cawfee awl over . Oh – gasp – oh. . . *thud*
its so amazing and looking so fun
the fish bite the cat tail
hai lets all talk liek retards
yes!
or, better yet: let’s ruin every happy place there is in the world!
yay for trolls!
FAIL.
trollin,trollin, trollin ona ribber….
MizHizzyFitz – maybee u sayed it alreddee – ai has fallin behind. Iz ur kitteh still ok? WHUT a terribul thing. Mai hart went strait awt to yoo! Ai did taht wif mai goggie wunz. Nawt drier – car. SOOOOO stoopee! Goggie wuz OK, butt too cloase – cudda been. . .too awful to contemplayte!
Ah left a guid job in teh settee,…
ya lets see hao wel u do wen teh burgr raytins com bak.
azzhat.
asshat?????? Maed mee laff almoast as much as pikshoor itself. Maybee we needs teh trolls – wai else and when wud yoo get to say such a thing!?
Nao ai goes lite harted and tra-la-ing into the dai!
Ai betz troll kant speel prupurly ennywaiz.
OB KORRS dey kan’t – de’s 2 bizzee trolling furr trubbel.
ok, glaucon….yu first, jurkface
glaucon – ai must say – shayme awn u. U haz bin heer befoar an u KNOWS we r speekin LOLcat – which requires GNORMOUS amowntz ov intelligenz an languiz skills to master.
Furst u must be flooent in Latin and Greek as well as Ingerlish to even begin to unnerstand the complexitees and intricasees ov it.
It halps, ov coarse, also to be able to speek French, Spanish, Jerman, Aytalian, Hungaryun, Basque, Finnish, Russian, Malyalam and Danish – but THOSE r EESEE compared to LOLcat.
PFFFFTTTT and HISSSSSS to u.
do dis meen taht trollz r a hissing and a bywerd?????
ideed mah frend
See that? I thought only assholes used the word “retard”.
i stil finks dat.
Is actually a quote from “Footloose”, except teh bad werd was “pansy”.
I wudda put it in quotes but since part of teh quote is a quote I wudda hadda use dubble and single quotes. Just thinking about it maded me teh dizzy and I had to go lie down wif a medicinal martini.
me tew.
HARUMPH!
alltho – wifowt azzhats lyk heem, wer wud awl us leedle sheets be?
laffin in peas, ah fink.
harumph.
Mai gudnes hao ablist ov u. *bleenk* U shud be ashaymd ov urslef.
Ur tale…
It haz flavr
Hewp! Hewp! I saw Jahz, de fish killz peepul! Cloaz da beech!
my tale
Fly fishin’
ur doin’ it rong
In Russia… goldfiss eats u!
buts only if is can be SOVEEYIT gowlfeesh.
Gottja
Lolfiss to kitteh: “Hu gotz hu?”
him gym
jim can has him.
Abort. I seh ABORT!!!1
I izn’t phish foodz! U be letzin goe nao befur I goe an git mai phishin poal!!
Pwned!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! LET KITTEH GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Almost replaces “banzi Kitteh” as my favorite.
almost
Guess dis pussy smelses liek fish now.
… Sry fur disgustshun kthx.
Cat gets yer tongue, but fiss gets yer tail.
Halp! It eets meh!
MOOOMMMMMM da fishie bited my tale agin!!!
awsum
“Fail” is for “EPIC” bastards!
I´m anti-epic and provd of it!
You guys sux!
that cat is halaires!!!
LOL! FUNNY STUFF MAN!
hehehe