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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Maerlyn99

Psst…your lazers aren’t on!

mumrik

yay 2 u furr being not sekond!

Tina

big kitteh sez:
”i haz a minime …. iz nawt so gret aktully”

 
 
 
ittehbittehkitteh

HEY!!! wheres da dansin??

ok. i start it out, buttt if i still doin da celab- sealeaeb- *sigh* congrats dans awll bai mahseff, dis floor gonna wear out!

congrats, Maerlyn99, 4 da fursteh post on dis lolpic!!!

shake shake shake
wiggle wiggle wiggle
left butt cheek right butt cheek
jiggle jigg-
*dint meen to duz dat*
giggle
*ment to duz dat*
frolicks
duz da mick jagger shakin da finger fingy
wiggle wiggle wiggle
swet
*man…*
wiggle wigg
jiggle
*still doin dat. shoot. i mite jiggle 4 a week wif dis workout*
wiggle
liddel jump
liddeler jump
landed on da feets rong

ok. i dun. sumbuddy need 2 halp meh…

ittehbittehkitteh

hm.
u dun dansded belo. nao i feels stoopy….
AN mah feets hurts.

princess mu

u knawt stoopy. ah tawt da danse wus quite fun : )

 
kathleen

Oh oh! I’m latez!!! Tanks sooo much sweetee kitteh fur startin teh dantz!

*dantses makeup dants!*

 
 
 
 
SJ

Too kewt. Brane freez. No phunnies.

Ambercat

taht’s nawt lyk yu, SJ!

SJ

Ai tink ai am choklit deprivd. Pls to send merjensee supplies.

Ambercat

‘k, serchanrescoo kitteh has teh cat-berry wispas in hims bakpak an iz heddin yur wai!

elfinugget

*realizes, after some thought, that you meant Cadbury, and not those little poo-balls that get stuck to the butts of longhair kitties.*

*wasn’t sure why you’d send a kitty to the rescue with cat-berries*

*but now it all makes sense*

*needz kawfee*

Ambercat

gud ideah! maek me wun plees? mlk, 2 shuggers

 
SJ

Ooh if ur makin cawfee - ai laik mine blak wit extra cawfee. No shugger. An moar cawfee. An if weer havin cawfee….muss be taim fur CAEK!!!

Ai tink choklit samwidge wit cawfee eyecin an catberry (TM) buttons on teh tawp wud be naice.

 
Ambercat

Ai tink tehre’s sum burfdai caek leftober frum yesterdai….an Ai has just dun teh Grand Unvaylink ob mai baddy hand! Yippee! Doun to jus teh payper stitches an dryd blud nao!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Good morning to you awl up tehre. We’ve got a byootiful red barn (with red brick house) set aowt a hundred yards bak with a little woods behind it and big fields in frunt - across teh rode taht we can see frum r frunt window. Having an amaizinlee prittee sunrise rite nao.

Congrats, Maerlyn99 - ai must has coffee befoar teh dansing. *blink blink*

Tihs is wun reelee sweet pikshur. Teh cap cudn’t bee moar bedder if it tryed.

Gud erlee morning qweschun. Can caps trai?

 
Shera (kittehvet)

need tee twolly here plz.

a strong orange spice with lots of sugars

and maybe a cookie?

thx

 
Princess Mu

Ah awlreadi had breakfast so ah feals perki enuff tew serve.

*wheels in cawfee an tee cart*
*passes oowt sweets and pours creem*
*hums sawftli*

ur rite Janet, tis a loverli morning! Ahm glad wi could awl share it

Dis morning i’d liek tew lead da fursti danse ifn dats ok….

* begins wiff da horse stance,
deep breff n tru da nose owt fru da mouff
keeps da chi flowing bi touching da tounge tew da roof of da moff*

*Gentli bend at da nees while lifting da arms tew shoulder hite*

(I tawght a bit of ti chi mite git owr blood flowing dis morning : ) )

 
paws4thot

Maek mai kawffy blak, wit xtra kawffy in it. Think 4 espressos in a mug!

 
Lucy

Princess, uz better dan a princess. Uz a kind lady! Yeah (softly..still goz da head hurt) for HRH da Princess Bery Nice. (Cream only please an xtra caffein…da jumpy stuff.z0

 
SarahD

Kawfee! I will has a frappushenow, tx.

Ok, mah SEKOND frappushenow todae. *jitters*

 
 
JAJEH

Tanks, Elfinnugget, fur clarafine! Ai dunno wad cat-berry iz till u splain!

spykes_mom

jajeh n elfinnugget, ai callz dem tings “dingul berryz.”
NEbuddy elzst can has kyoot niknaymz fur teh disg…dissgus…yukky tings on dere kittehs?

 
paws4thot

Ize kawld dehm daht 2.

 
kiwican

welll, onz teh sheeps, tehy R teh “dags”. Mai NZ dad alwais sed “rattle yer dags” wen hee wantd uz 2 hury upp!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

ai doo beleeve taht wuz teh sedatest danse ov joi ai has ever seen. But is Ok - ai’m joyning teh Princess with teh chi. Ai’m breathing, ai’m bending, ai’m lifting - oooooo - ai feels sumwaht bedder alreddie.

elfnugget - I SOOO unnerstand whut u meen. Moast of teh tiem heer ai am thinking “why you send a kitty to the rescue with cat-berries” (or teh appropriate equivilent)? Thank teh CC evehshullee sumwun explaynes.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Twaycee

Awww… dad begins to regret that one night stand…

ebwilkittehminion

‘member alwayz yuz protecshun, kittehs

leaf

Midnite Louie has morning after louie to reminds him

doctorcat

Oh noes! Teh burgers iz borked. I gives 10 burgers to Midnite Louie an Minimidnite Louie.

 
Summer

Yayz fur Midnite Louie Refrunz!

 
 
 
 
Samuel

Dad.

Can we has a pool dad, can we has a pool dad………..

<3 Simpsons references.

 
Jalal

This pic was really cool.

GOOD JOB!

catservant

Defnitly kool. Luvz teh ize on daddee kitteh. Liekz he be lukkin fur a wai to ekscape.

 
 
 
 
Ivory Bill

Poppa kitteh luks liek himz awreddy spaised owt (luk at em i’s), abowt tabee past owt. Sez “dis nawt beeda froot ub mie loinz”.

 
ManfredMom

Dad hung ober frum HaLoLween partee. Bebeh eeted too muches candee. Dis nawt gud combinayshen!

Ambercat

Teh voyce ob ekspee….espier…bin tehre, dun taht!

 
 
 
chewly

gosh, dad, u gots lotsa ear hair.

 
 
Ambercat

Wut tym did yur mummee sai she’d be bak?!

elfinugget

LOL!

Dad dad dad hey dad dad hey dad hey dad hey! dad! Dad! Dad look! look look! DAD LOOK! hey dad! DAD! DAD LOOK! HEY DAD LOOK LOOK LOOK!!! LOOOOOK!!!! DAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!! Dad look! Hey look DAD LOOK AT ME LOOOOOOOK!!!! Dad you’re not looking! LOOK!!!

DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Look I gots a nose.

Dad you’re not looking.

gremlin

Yes, mai furree son, I SEE what yur doing there. And yur doing it rong . . .

Ifya jes seddel down a liddel, mebbe we’ll get teh car end round up sum cheezburgers!

Tina

binglol!

2 ref -

“we see whut yr doin ther”

“yor doin it rong”

 
 
343GuiltySpark

yah iz so funnee. mai frend’s neffyoo did dis saim fing, but wen dad luked, isaac said “look at mai but”. was so funnee. nao me and frend go rownd sayin “dad. dad. dad. dad. luk at mai but. luk at it. luuuuuk at it…….”

oh teh memoreez…

SJ

Lol - did he sai “Mai butt - let me show u it?”

 
 
 
 
bev

Dad. Hey Dad. Dad dad hey dad.

What?!

Nothing…

 
dmf518

hey dad can we go to the park later? dad? hey dad can we? can we dad? dad can we go to the park? hey dad? dad? DAAAAADDDDDDD!

 
Panther

If two blak kittehs X yr paf, iz twysebad luk?

SJ

If tehy craws eech udder’s paff….. does tehy cansell eech udder owt?

 
paws4thot

Noez, iz twyceguid luk, koz blak kittehz iz guid luk.

Dexaan

<3 blak kittehs… my Shadow at rainbow bridge.

 
 
Teho

depens if dey wuz wawkin teh saem direkshun. if so, uh oh. if oen go norf an oen go souf, bad lukk kittehs cansulz owt.

u hafsta taek teh polarritee into akownt, y’noe.

dapanferkitteh

Wate, wate Teho. deze BLAK kittehs. Polarritee barez is WITE. Balense in awl tings.

SarahD

Mah parintz has 2 blak kittehs, one boi an one gurl. Dat wae, tehy cansul eech othur owt. Unless u go in a part of teh howse whar onlee wun has been… den I not shur.

 
 
CrazyOldLady

Teho, teh kittehs are Polish????

Teho

dem is REVERSS POWLISH, eben. (chek teh notayshuns.)

Grimbling

Rebbers da powlariddy ov da nootron flo?

(Whai I no can has cheezburgr votey things? Wurdprez is borked?)