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  1. Maerlyn99 says:

    Psst…your lazers aren’t on!

  2. SJ says:

    Too kewt. Brane freez. No phunnies.

    • Ambercat says:

      taht’s nawt lyk yu, SJ!

      • SJ says:

        Ai tink ai am choklit deprivd. Pls to send merjensee supplies.

        • Ambercat says:

          ‘k, serchanrescoo kitteh has teh cat-berry wispas in hims bakpak an iz heddin yur wai!

          • elfinugget says:

            *realizes, after some thought, that you meant Cadbury, and not those little poo-balls that get stuck to the butts of longhair kitties.*

            *wasn’t sure why you’d send a kitty to the rescue with cat-berries*

            *but now it all makes sense*

            *needz kawfee*

            • Ambercat says:

              gud ideah! maek me wun plees? mlk, 2 shuggers

            • SJ says:

              Ooh if ur makin cawfee – ai laik mine blak wit extra cawfee. No shugger. An moar cawfee. An if weer havin cawfee….muss be taim fur CAEK!!!

              Ai tink choklit samwidge wit cawfee eyecin an catberry (TM) buttons on teh tawp wud be naice.

            • Ambercat says:

              Ai tink tehre’s sum burfdai caek leftober frum yesterdai….an Ai has just dun teh Grand Unvaylink ob mai baddy hand! Yippee! Doun to jus teh payper stitches an dryd blud nao!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Good morning to you awl up tehre. We’ve got a byootiful red barn (with red brick house) set aowt a hundred yards bak with a little woods behind it and big fields in frunt – across teh rode taht we can see frum r frunt window. Having an amaizinlee prittee sunrise rite nao.

              Congrats, Maerlyn99 – ai must has coffee befoar teh dansing. *blink blink*

              Tihs is wun reelee sweet pikshur. Teh cap cudn’t bee moar bedder if it tryed.

              Gud erlee morning qweschun. Can caps trai?

            • Shera (kittehvet) says:

              need tee twolly here plz.

              a strong orange spice with lots of sugars

              and maybe a cookie?

              thx

            • Princess Mu says:

              Ah awlreadi had breakfast so ah feals perki enuff tew serve.

              *wheels in cawfee an tee cart*
              *passes oowt sweets and pours creem*
              *hums sawftli*

              ur rite Janet, tis a loverli morning! Ahm glad wi could awl share it

              Dis morning i’d liek tew lead da fursti danse ifn dats ok….

              * begins wiff da horse stance,
              deep breff n tru da nose owt fru da mouff
              keeps da chi flowing bi touching da tounge tew da roof of da moff*

              *Gentli bend at da nees while lifting da arms tew shoulder hite*

              (I tawght a bit of ti chi mite git owr blood flowing dis morning : ) )

            • paws4thot says:

              Maek mai kawffy blak, wit xtra kawffy in it. Think 4 espressos in a mug!

            • Lucy says:

              Princess, uz better dan a princess. Uz a kind lady! Yeah (softly..still goz da head hurt) for HRH da Princess Bery Nice. (Cream only please an xtra caffein…da jumpy stuff.z0

            • SarahD says:

              Kawfee! I will has a frappushenow, tx.

              Ok, mah SEKOND frappushenow todae. *jitters*

          • JAJEH says:

            Tanks, Elfinnugget, fur clarafine! Ai dunno wad cat-berry iz till u splain!

            • spykes_mom says:

              jajeh n elfinnugget, ai callz dem tings “dingul berryz.”
              NEbuddy elzst can has kyoot niknaymz fur teh disg…dissgus…yukky tings on dere kittehs?

            • paws4thot says:

              Ize kawld dehm daht 2.

            • kiwican says:

              welll, onz teh sheeps, tehy R teh “dags”. Mai NZ dad alwais sed “rattle yer dags” wen hee wantd uz 2 hury upp!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              ai doo beleeve taht wuz teh sedatest danse ov joi ai has ever seen. But is Ok – ai’m joyning teh Princess with teh chi. Ai’m breathing, ai’m bending, ai’m lifting – oooooo – ai feels sumwaht bedder alreddie.

              elfnugget – I SOOO unnerstand whut u meen. Moast of teh tiem heer ai am thinking “why you send a kitty to the rescue with cat-berries” (or teh appropriate equivilent)? Thank teh CC evehshullee sumwun explaynes.

  3. Twaycee says:

    Awww… dad begins to regret that one night stand…

  4. Samuel says:

    Dad.

    Can we has a pool dad, can we has a pool dad………..

    <3 Simpsons references.

  5. Jalal says:

    This pic was really cool.

    GOOD JOB!

  6. mumrik says:

    number 2 son.

  7. lizet says:

    Kwulity taimz? Dad?

  8. Ivory Bill says:

    Poppa kitteh luks liek himz awreddy spaised owt (luk at em i’s), abowt tabee past owt. Sez “dis nawt beeda froot ub mie loinz”.

  9. ManfredMom says:

    Dad hung ober frum HaLoLween partee. Bebeh eeted too muches candee. Dis nawt gud combinayshen!

  10. chewly says:

    gosh, dad, u gots lotsa ear hair.

  11. Ambercat says:

    Wut tym did yur mummee sai she’d be bak?!

    • elfinugget says:

      LOL!

      Dad dad dad hey dad dad hey dad hey dad hey! dad! Dad! Dad look! look look! DAD LOOK! hey dad! DAD! DAD LOOK! HEY DAD LOOK LOOK LOOK!!! LOOOOOK!!!! DAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!! Dad look! Hey look DAD LOOK AT ME LOOOOOOOK!!!! Dad you’re not looking! LOOK!!!

      DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

      Look I gots a nose.

      Dad you’re not looking.

      • gremlin says:

        Yes, mai furree son, I SEE what yur doing there. And yur doing it rong . . .

        Ifya jes seddel down a liddel, mebbe we’ll get teh car end round up sum cheezburgers!

      • 343GuiltySpark says:

        yah iz so funnee. mai frend’s neffyoo did dis saim fing, but wen dad luked, isaac said “look at mai but”. was so funnee. nao me and frend go rownd sayin “dad. dad. dad. dad. luk at mai but. luk at it. luuuuuk at it…….”

        oh teh memoreez…

  12. bev says:

    Dad. Hey Dad. Dad dad hey dad.

    What?!

    Nothing…

  13. dmf518 says:

    hey dad can we go to the park later? dad? hey dad can we? can we dad? dad can we go to the park? hey dad? dad? DAAAAADDDDDDD!

  14. Panther says:

    If two blak kittehs X yr paf, iz twysebad luk?

    • SJ says:

      If tehy craws eech udder’s paff….. does tehy cansell eech udder owt?

    • paws4thot says:

      Noez, iz twyceguid luk, koz blak kittehz iz guid luk.

    • Teho says:

      depens if dey wuz wawkin teh saem direkshun. if so, uh oh. if oen go norf an oen go souf, bad lukk kittehs cansulz owt.

      u hafsta taek teh polarritee into akownt, y’noe.

    • SJ says:

      Heer at teh Institoot ov Tehbleedinawbveyus we haz been studdeyin teh kittehs tu unnerstan wetter teh blak wuns is luckee oar unlukkee. We tooks 10 blak kittehs an 10 wite kittehs an 10 orinj kittehs (fur controwl porpoises). Aftur tree yeers ov extensiv (an expensiv, nao ju menshun it) reesrch, we can confirm teh followin resultz.

      1. Teh blak kittehs is unlucky if ju lets tehm sit awn teh pedals in teh car. We has conklewsiv an empirricul proof taht this is SACKLY equal to fyrin loaded gun intu a crowd.

      2. Teh wite kittehs refewsed tu ansa enny queschuns at awl – at first we tot tehy was awl deff, but nao we noze tey wuz jus ignoarin us, coz tehy moovd pretty damkwik wen Jim nocked ober teh bocks of kibbls.

      3. Teh orinj wuns rilly is poisin.

      Owr next spearmint will be tu meshur teh periud of taim between a hyoomin takin teh can opnr owt of teh drawr an a kitteh appearin. Speshul equipmint is needed fur tis, as taim periud is infinny….ifinitism…. bery small.

  15. D.R. says:

    Dad. Hey. Can u halps mee wif mah syense prajik? We is goin tu tye the goggeh neks doore tu a rockit an see if he maiks it bak frum de moon.

    … Wuyah mean, no?

  16. SJ says:

    Liddle kitteh : Dad, wai did ju nock teh plant awf teh window sill? Huh? Ju sed if owr wiskas fitted tru a gap tehn we AWL wud fit tru teh gap, but ju didn’t fit tru teh gap, an nao teh plant’s awn teh floor an awl teh erf’s gawn awl ober teh carpit, an our hyooman’s gonna be MAD. Huh, Dad, why did dat happn? Mommee neber nocks tings awf teh windosil. Dad? Dad? Huh?

    Big kitteh : Ai toadally ment tu do taht.

    • Ambercat says:

      Tehn can Ai has a go dad? Daddy? Can Ai? It luks lyk fun! Can Ai nok fings off teh windosill? Oooh, oar can Ai plai wit the erf tahts awn teh flor? An teh leevses! Luk, Dad! Luk at me fiting wit teh leefses, awl ober teh flor! Yu gonna plai too, daddy? Yu plai too, dad. Itz fun! Lukit meee……wuzzat?! Hyooooman! Hide me daddee!

  17. sish says:

    (sigh)

    teh nooter.
    Iz nawt so bad, akshully.

  18. DevilBunnies says:

    Eyes wyl kawl hims minimee…

  19. halfbeast says:

    are we there yet? daaaaaaad?

  20. philene says:

    win aye gros up aye B juz lyk u?

  21. lys says:

    its got a 5 cheezeburger rating… lots of lolcat viewrs must relate to gettin no attention from dad. LOL!

    • Quesadilla says:

      So, tell me abowt yoor father.

      Wud u say he wuz teh distant?

      O rly? Howz did taht made u feel?

      Hmm.. Weel have to conteenu nex time. Yoor 50 mintz up. 100 cheezburgers pls.

  22. Lucy says:

    Daddehkitteh suffering from too many Halloween party appearances. Da peeps book da daddeekitteh to cross paff ob superiustu…superitch…dummies to skar dem. Dad tired.

    Babehkitteh eated all dad’s candy tips. Will be roarin for two days yet. Back to bed dad. THis kid wears out ebentu….eventu…sooner or later.

  23. two_kittehs says:

    son, is tru, u is adoptid, but I still luvs u as much…

  24. paws4thot says:

    But Ben Kenobi sez U R mai Dad Anakin.

  25. Shera (kittehvet) says:

    Wurd press ate mi komments!

    • cSmall says:

      WP ayt mine too yesterdai, butt horkeded ‘em up just after i rerote em. don’t fawl fur taht trick, k?

      be payshunt, kittehvetgwasshoppuh

      • Ambercat says:

        WP wudnt let me see ANY kommints tihs mornin! Ai wuz suffrin teh witdrorl an had to goe fore teh lawng wark til teh kommints caym bak an teh sun caym owt agin! Mai last dai ob playin awn ICHC aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwlllllllll dai; bak to werk tomorrorrorro. *sniff*

        • SJ says:

          Awl teh burgrs was eated as well, but tehy is bak nao. Poor Ambercat, wurk is teh pleh (I noze, I iz doin it. Oar nawt).

          • Ambercat says:

            Mai werk iz teh funfunfun! But Ai’s got yuse to plain awn ICHC nao, donut wont to go bak to bein innernashunal multimeejah star (at leest in Swindon) an savin teh planit bai gettin awl teh lidl chilluns to sykel to skool!

    • paws4thot says:

      Ib daht doahnt beet awl; Wurdpres haz eeted sum ob teh voating brgrz, but nawt awl ob dehm!

  26. cSmall says:

    dad. dad. hey dad.

    dad dad dad heeey daaad.

    wer du liddul kittehns cum frum?
    mommeh towlded meh tu aks yu.

    dad? dad? daddeeeee?
    wer? wer? huh? werrrrrr?

    • Ambercat says:

      Well son, behbeh kittehs can com frum mennee playces – teh linnin cubberd; teh dressinup boks; teh dror in teh kichen wit teh teetowls in; teh sootcayse wit teh borked lid wit awl teh summer cloeths in tahts unner teh bed…mennee playces son, menne playces!

      At leest, tohse were sum ob teh playces owr behbeh kittehs caym frum, wen Ai wuz lidl!

      • SarahD says:

        Behbeh kittehs come from owr hoomin. Soemtym, she leeve teh howse, an u fink she is gowing to wurk or teh stoar or wurking in teh yard. Neckst tihng u no, she comez haom wif a noo behbeh kitteh.

        I still has nawt figgered it owt.

        • dapanferkitteh says:

          dat cuz dey get droppded awf plases liek wurk, stoopidmarket, an like dat. Sumtiemz yoo jus haf to brings hom anudder wun.

          oh – an all burgurz be borked fur mez. No see um, no vots

      • JAJEH says:

        Ai onct noo kittehs dat came vum hawsie poop! Der dey wer, rite behain hawsie’s big bak feet in da pooh-pooh!

    • starling says:

      Mai sun be knoawing wer du liddul kittehns cum frum. Ai nebber knoed, til he said “mum, mai freind be habbing loats of bruvvers an sisters, da tadpoley fings musta swum to teh egg all at wans.”

      I be having to splain taht dey not sekstuplets.

  27. miss foots says:

    wy is ur i’s so low on yer hed dad?

  28. gremlin says:

    I sed

    “Mah name is SUE – how-do-yoo-doo!?

    And now yoo gonna die!”

    (Johnny Cash ref – fathur & son kittehs ar both dressed in blak)

    • Melissa says:

      If I ever hasa son,
      I’m gonna name him….
      BILL, OR TED OR ANY DAMN THING BUT SUE!!!!

      I lub teh man in black.

      • gremlin says:

        Mebbe iffen we hez a son, we’ll lurve him, an squeez him, an name him *George*

        . . . ANYTHING BUT SUE!!!!!

        I lubs teh man in blak too. De world is a lesser place widdout him. :-(

      • D Marie says:

        They brought out a DVD of the best of his TV Show. I have been dropping manee manee hints abowt what I wants for mai birfday (in a month). Johnny Cash alone is good. Johnny plus the Statlers, plus his other guests is grate, ackshully.

  29. Jennifffuurr says:

    I wanna gro up jus like U
    I’m proud 2 B a chip off yur blok
    Teech me bout mowsies n chippers n burdz
    An nappin roun teh clok

    Show me hiding neath bedskirtz
    An pouncin on passin feetzies
    An slinking thru howsplant junglz
    An opning teh cabnet for eetzies

    I wanna grow sleek an swave like U
    Athletic an hansum an trim
    I wanna here teh utter kits say
    “Hiz son is jus like him.”

  30. dogbotherer says:

    1/4blak kitteh times 1 blak kat divided by the cube of 17 cheezburgrs expon.. expanis… by lots and lots multiplied votes plus the pie radius of one apple cobbler minus the scumble …
    still didnt help me pass the GRE!! i now try the MAT.
    need more chocolate and kitteh snorgles. majer depresshun.
    i abhors da mafs.

  31. Martha says:

    Pinkle Purr

    By A. A. Milne

    Tattoo was the mother of Pinkle Purr,
    A little black nothing of feet and fur;
    And by and by, when his eyes came through,
    He saw his mother, the big Tattoo.
    And all that he learned he learned from her,
    “I’ll ask my mother,” says Pinkle Purr.

    Tattoo was the mother of Pinkle Purr,
    A ridiculous kitten with silky fur.
    And little black Pinkle grew and grew
    Till he got as big as the big Tattoo.
    And all he did he did with her.
    “Two friends together,” says Pinkle Purr.

    Tattoo was the mother of Pinkle Purr,
    An enormous leopard with coal-black fur.
    A little brown kitten that’s nearly new
    Is now playing games with its big Tattoo…
    And Pink looks lazily down at her:
    “Dear little Tat,” says Pinkle Purr

    Tattoo was the mother of Pinkle Purr,
    An adventurous cat in a coat of fur.
    And whenever he thought of a thing to do,
    He didn’t much bother about Tattoo.
    For he knows it’s nothing to do with her,
    So “See you later,” says Pinkle Purr.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Oh, Martha, if awnlee ther were sum burgerz to giv u! I can’t beleeve ai never see this pome befoar! Hao PURRFEKT fur rite heer.

  32. EvilBob says:

    I luvs funy catz!!!!!

  33. EvilBob says:

    But the cheezburgers r delecious!

  34. Cellowraith says:

    Look, Bernard, Bernard, look, Bernard, Bernard, look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look, look, look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look, look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look…

  35. Lynn says:

    Annoying kitteh iz being annoying.

  36. falco says:

    Dad dad dad dad kan U tek me to teh park dad? dad? kan u? dad? dad? dad?

    K

    dad kan go nao dad? kan we dad? rahyt nao? dad? dad? hey dad, dad

    mebbe in 5 minnits

    dad howz bowt 2 minnits dad. 2 minnits til go 2 park dad, dad 2 minnits K, dad?

    mebbe

    dad kan u kehch me a leetle mowzee dad wil u dad? kan i haf wun dad? dad? hey dad? kan i haf a leetle braun wun dad wif toes dad huh dad? dad? kan i dad?

    esk ur mudder

    but daaaaaaaaaaad

  37. Hex says:

    Oh man, I’ve been that cat before.

  38. Ebi says:

    Candy Mountain, dad! Dad! Hey, dad, Candy Mountain! Dad? Dad! Candy Mountain!

  39. me says:

    hahahahahahaha dad?

  40. Profkrakatoa says:

    Ah Memeber dees dayz……sigh
    Mah 2 leeged bebe usted to do dat to himz daddee alla time.

    Naow is teenager. Only getz…..”What?”………”Later”…….”in a minute..”

  41. doctorcat says:

    ARGH!!!11!!! Voting burgers is still borked. So menny gud comments an I cant show my apresh. . .appreesh. . . how much I likes dem.

    I gibs u all eleventy gazillion cheezburgers. Cept teh lolcats. Dey gets twelfty gazillion.

  42. amtronic says:

    The tribilashuns of fatherhoodz.

  43. Noel says:

    Dis is so much win!!! Beeg kitteh akshully luks a liddle sad . . . liek mebbe he is thinkin’ abowt when he not had anee bebees.

    “Mai wyfe saids we iz needed tew has bebees. . . an I wuz ryl exxited . . . but nao is not so grate, akshully. :(

  44. nate says:

    sum1 need tah make sum kitteh burthcontrolz

  45. slowcar says:

    from zeitgeist – bruce sterling

  46. Best caption I’ve seen in a while! Still giggling.

  47. Ludovic says:

    The 21st Century version of Sylvester and his son (remember the Looney Tunes ;-) .

    Just a question : if the kitten is ashamed, does he put a shopbag on its head ? lol

  48. Julz says:

    Daddy cat looks sad.

  49. Is it just me, or does dad look like Kakashi?

    • Wolf-Dog says:

      Then dad is actually a kakashi which Kakashi has craftily placed to distract the kitten. >D
      Meanwhile, Kakashi is off reading his perverted books in peace.

  50. BurnC83 says:

    LION KING!

    Simba: Dad? Daad. Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad–
    Sarabi: {Over Simba’s endless noise of “Dad”s, sleepily} Your son… is awake…
    Mufasa: {Also sleepily} Before sunrise, he’s YOUR son.
    Simba: Dad? Daad! Come on, Dad! {tugs at Mufasa’s ear.} Daa– Whoa!

  51. pokinsmot says:

    ai cud luks att dis milyuns uv tyms nd ayd styl laff unkuntrolablee!

  52. bug says:

    i hate you stupid you dont need to have this stuff out!

  53. Amanda says:

    Awww, all deh cootness be makin me smil lots !

  54. Kevin T. says:

    “WHAT?!”

    “Hi”

    Seriously, why can’t parents listen when you’re talking to them? :(

  55. Emily912 says:

    Sarabi, B4 sunrize, iz ur son.

  56. guitarfreak says:

    dad dad dad dad hey dad dad hey hey dad dad daddy hey hey father dad hey dad daddio hey hey day hey hey hey daddy dad dad dad
    WHAT????!!!!!!!!
    Hi! teehee

  57. Megan says:

    aaaawwwwwwwww! Thats so cute!

  58. Lolcat_kitteh says:

    Yummy ice_creem BWAIN FWEEZ

  59. lolgurl says:

    ha ha lol! hey hey hey hey hey hey!!!!!!!!!! ♥


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