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Psst…your lazers aren’t on!
yay 2 u furr being not sekond!
big kitteh sez:
”i haz a minime …. iz nawt so gret aktully”
lazers hav faded from overuse - 100 charges only!
sumdai yul unnerstans, keed.
Needz lazr srgry
Har har!
HEY!!! wheres da dansin??
ok. i start it out, buttt if i still doin da celab- sealeaeb- *sigh* congrats dans awll bai mahseff, dis floor gonna wear out!
congrats, Maerlyn99, 4 da fursteh post on dis lolpic!!!
shake shake shake
wiggle wiggle wiggle
left butt cheek right butt cheek
jiggle jigg-
*dint meen to duz dat*
giggle
*ment to duz dat*
frolicks
duz da mick jagger shakin da finger fingy
wiggle wiggle wiggle
swet
*man…*
wiggle wigg
jiggle
*still doin dat. shoot. i mite jiggle 4 a week wif dis workout*
wiggle
liddel jump
liddeler jump
landed on da feets rong
ok. i dun. sumbuddy need 2 halp meh…
hm.
u dun dansded belo. nao i feels stoopy….
AN mah feets hurts.
u knawt stoopy. ah tawt da danse wus quite fun : )
Oh oh! I’m latez!!! Tanks sooo much sweetee kitteh fur startin teh dantz!
*dantses makeup dants!*
Too kewt. Brane freez. No phunnies.
taht’s nawt lyk yu, SJ!
Ai tink ai am choklit deprivd. Pls to send merjensee supplies.
‘k, serchanrescoo kitteh has teh cat-berry wispas in hims bakpak an iz heddin yur wai!
*realizes, after some thought, that you meant Cadbury, and not those little poo-balls that get stuck to the butts of longhair kitties.*
*wasn’t sure why you’d send a kitty to the rescue with cat-berries*
*but now it all makes sense*
*needz kawfee*
gud ideah! maek me wun plees? mlk, 2 shuggers
Ooh if ur makin cawfee - ai laik mine blak wit extra cawfee. No shugger. An moar cawfee. An if weer havin cawfee….muss be taim fur CAEK!!!
Ai tink choklit samwidge wit cawfee eyecin an catberry (TM) buttons on teh tawp wud be naice.
Ai tink tehre’s sum burfdai caek leftober frum yesterdai….an Ai has just dun teh Grand Unvaylink ob mai baddy hand! Yippee! Doun to jus teh payper stitches an dryd blud nao!
Good morning to you awl up tehre. We’ve got a byootiful red barn (with red brick house) set aowt a hundred yards bak with a little woods behind it and big fields in frunt - across teh rode taht we can see frum r frunt window. Having an amaizinlee prittee sunrise rite nao.
Congrats, Maerlyn99 - ai must has coffee befoar teh dansing. *blink blink*
Tihs is wun reelee sweet pikshur. Teh cap cudn’t bee moar bedder if it tryed.
Gud erlee morning qweschun. Can caps trai?
need tee twolly here plz.
a strong orange spice with lots of sugars
and maybe a cookie?
thx
Ah awlreadi had breakfast so ah feals perki enuff tew serve.
*wheels in cawfee an tee cart*
*passes oowt sweets and pours creem*
*hums sawftli*
ur rite Janet, tis a loverli morning! Ahm glad wi could awl share it
Dis morning i’d liek tew lead da fursti danse ifn dats ok….
* begins wiff da horse stance,
deep breff n tru da nose owt fru da mouff
keeps da chi flowing bi touching da tounge tew da roof of da moff*
*Gentli bend at da nees while lifting da arms tew shoulder hite*
(I tawght a bit of ti chi mite git owr blood flowing dis morning : ) )
Maek mai kawffy blak, wit xtra kawffy in it. Think 4 espressos in a mug!
Princess, uz better dan a princess. Uz a kind lady! Yeah (softly..still goz da head hurt) for HRH da Princess Bery Nice. (Cream only please an xtra caffein…da jumpy stuff.z0
Kawfee! I will has a frappushenow, tx.
Ok, mah SEKOND frappushenow todae. *jitters*
Tanks, Elfinnugget, fur clarafine! Ai dunno wad cat-berry iz till u splain!
jajeh n elfinnugget, ai callz dem tings “dingul berryz.”
NEbuddy elzst can has kyoot niknaymz fur teh disg…dissgus…yukky tings on dere kittehs?
Ize kawld dehm daht 2.
welll, onz teh sheeps, tehy R teh “dags”. Mai NZ dad alwais sed “rattle yer dags” wen hee wantd uz 2 hury upp!
ai doo beleeve taht wuz teh sedatest danse ov joi ai has ever seen. But is Ok - ai’m joyning teh Princess with teh chi. Ai’m breathing, ai’m bending, ai’m lifting - oooooo - ai feels sumwaht bedder alreddie.
elfnugget - I SOOO unnerstand whut u meen. Moast of teh tiem heer ai am thinking “why you send a kitty to the rescue with cat-berries” (or teh appropriate equivilent)? Thank teh CC evehshullee sumwun explaynes.
Awww… dad begins to regret that one night stand…
‘member alwayz yuz protecshun, kittehs
Midnite Louie has morning after louie to reminds him
Oh noes! Teh burgers iz borked. I gives 10 burgers to Midnite Louie an Minimidnite Louie.
Yayz fur Midnite Louie Refrunz!
Dad.
Can we has a pool dad, can we has a pool dad………..
<3 Simpsons references.
This pic was really cool.
GOOD JOB!
Defnitly kool. Luvz teh ize on daddee kitteh. Liekz he be lukkin fur a wai to ekscape.
number 2 son.
Kwulity taimz? Dad?
Poppa kitteh luks liek himz awreddy spaised owt (luk at em i’s), abowt tabee past owt. Sez “dis nawt beeda froot ub mie loinz”.
Dad hung ober frum HaLoLween partee. Bebeh eeted too muches candee. Dis nawt gud combinayshen!
Teh voyce ob ekspee….espier…bin tehre, dun taht!
FTW
gosh, dad, u gots lotsa ear hair.
[snort] PHHBWAAHAHAhahahaaa…
Wut tym did yur mummee sai she’d be bak?!
LOL!
Dad dad dad hey dad dad hey dad hey dad hey! dad! Dad! Dad look! look look! DAD LOOK! hey dad! DAD! DAD LOOK! HEY DAD LOOK LOOK LOOK!!! LOOOOOK!!!! DAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!! Dad look! Hey look DAD LOOK AT ME LOOOOOOOK!!!! Dad you’re not looking! LOOK!!!
DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Look I gots a nose.
Dad you’re not looking.
Yes, mai furree son, I SEE what yur doing there. And yur doing it rong . . .
Ifya jes seddel down a liddel, mebbe we’ll get teh car end round up sum cheezburgers!
binglol!
2 ref -
“we see whut yr doin ther”
“yor doin it rong”
yah iz so funnee. mai frend’s neffyoo did dis saim fing, but wen dad luked, isaac said “look at mai but”. was so funnee. nao me and frend go rownd sayin “dad. dad. dad. dad. luk at mai but. luk at it. luuuuuk at it…….”
oh teh memoreez…
Lol - did he sai “Mai butt - let me show u it?”
Dad. Hey Dad. Dad dad hey dad.
What?!
Nothing…
hey dad can we go to the park later? dad? hey dad can we? can we dad? dad can we go to the park? hey dad? dad? DAAAAADDDDDDD!
If two blak kittehs X yr paf, iz twysebad luk?
If tehy craws eech udder’s paff….. does tehy cansell eech udder owt?
Noez, iz twyceguid luk, koz blak kittehz iz guid luk.
<3 blak kittehs… my Shadow at rainbow bridge.
depens if dey wuz wawkin teh saem direkshun. if so, uh oh. if oen go norf an oen go souf, bad lukk kittehs cansulz owt.
u hafsta taek teh polarritee into akownt, y’noe.
Wate, wate Teho. deze BLAK kittehs. Polarritee barez is WITE. Balense in awl tings.
Mah parintz has 2 blak kittehs, one boi an one gurl. Dat wae, tehy cansul eech othur owt. Unless u go in a part of teh howse whar onlee wun has been… den I not shur.
Teho, teh kittehs are Polish????
dem is REVERSS POWLISH, eben. (chek teh notayshuns.)
Rebbers da powlariddy ov da nootron flo?
(Whai I no can has cheezburgr votey things? Wurdprez is borked?)