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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Psst…your lazers aren’t on!
yay 2 u furr being not sekond!
big kitteh sez:
”i haz a minime …. iz nawt so gret aktully”
heehee
lazers hav faded from overuse – 100 charges only!
sumdai yul unnerstans, keed.
Needz lazr srgry
Har har!
HEY!!! wheres da dansin??
ok. i start it out, buttt if i still doin da celab- sealeaeb- *sigh* congrats dans awll bai mahseff, dis floor gonna wear out!
congrats, Maerlyn99, 4 da fursteh post on dis lolpic!!!
shake shake shake
wiggle wiggle wiggle
left butt cheek right butt cheek
jiggle jigg-
*dint meen to duz dat*
giggle
*ment to duz dat*
frolicks
duz da mick jagger shakin da finger fingy
wiggle wiggle wiggle
swet
*man…*
wiggle wigg
jiggle
*still doin dat. shoot. i mite jiggle 4 a week wif dis workout*
wiggle
liddel jump
liddeler jump
landed on da feets rong
ok. i dun. sumbuddy need 2 halp meh…
hm.
u dun dansded belo. nao i feels stoopy….
AN mah feets hurts.
u knawt stoopy. ah tawt da danse wus quite fun : )
Oh oh! I’m latez!!! Tanks sooo much sweetee kitteh fur startin teh dantz!
*dantses makeup dants!*
Never trust a basement cat,cute or no cute!
Too kewt. Brane freez. No phunnies.
taht’s nawt lyk yu, SJ!
Ai tink ai am choklit deprivd. Pls to send merjensee supplies.
‘k, serchanrescoo kitteh has teh cat-berry wispas in hims bakpak an iz heddin yur wai!
*realizes, after some thought, that you meant Cadbury, and not those little poo-balls that get stuck to the butts of longhair kitties.*
*wasn’t sure why you’d send a kitty to the rescue with cat-berries*
*but now it all makes sense*
*needz kawfee*
gud ideah! maek me wun plees? mlk, 2 shuggers
Ooh if ur makin cawfee – ai laik mine blak wit extra cawfee. No shugger. An moar cawfee. An if weer havin cawfee….muss be taim fur CAEK!!!
Ai tink choklit samwidge wit cawfee eyecin an catberry (TM) buttons on teh tawp wud be naice.
Ai tink tehre’s sum burfdai caek leftober frum yesterdai….an Ai has just dun teh Grand Unvaylink ob mai baddy hand! Yippee! Doun to jus teh payper stitches an dryd blud nao!
Good morning to you awl up tehre. We’ve got a byootiful red barn (with red brick house) set aowt a hundred yards bak with a little woods behind it and big fields in frunt – across teh rode taht we can see frum r frunt window. Having an amaizinlee prittee sunrise rite nao.
Congrats, Maerlyn99 – ai must has coffee befoar teh dansing. *blink blink*
Tihs is wun reelee sweet pikshur. Teh cap cudn’t bee moar bedder if it tryed.
Gud erlee morning qweschun. Can caps trai?
need tee twolly here plz.
a strong orange spice with lots of sugars
and maybe a cookie?
thx
Ah awlreadi had breakfast so ah feals perki enuff tew serve.
*wheels in cawfee an tee cart*
*passes oowt sweets and pours creem*
*hums sawftli*
ur rite Janet, tis a loverli morning! Ahm glad wi could awl share it
Dis morning i’d liek tew lead da fursti danse ifn dats ok….
* begins wiff da horse stance,
deep breff n tru da nose owt fru da mouff
keeps da chi flowing bi touching da tounge tew da roof of da moff*
*Gentli bend at da nees while lifting da arms tew shoulder hite*
(I tawght a bit of ti chi mite git owr blood flowing dis morning : ) )
Maek mai kawffy blak, wit xtra kawffy in it. Think 4 espressos in a mug!
Princess, uz better dan a princess. Uz a kind lady! Yeah (softly..still goz da head hurt) for HRH da Princess Bery Nice. (Cream only please an xtra caffein…da jumpy stuff.z0
Kawfee! I will has a frappushenow, tx.
Ok, mah SEKOND frappushenow todae. *jitters*
Tanks, Elfinnugget, fur clarafine! Ai dunno wad cat-berry iz till u splain!
jajeh n elfinnugget, ai callz dem tings “dingul berryz.”
NEbuddy elzst can has kyoot niknaymz fur teh disg…dissgus…yukky tings on dere kittehs?
Ize kawld dehm daht 2.
welll, onz teh sheeps, tehy R teh “dags”. Mai NZ dad alwais sed “rattle yer dags” wen hee wantd uz 2 hury upp!
ai doo beleeve taht wuz teh sedatest danse ov joi ai has ever seen. But is Ok – ai’m joyning teh Princess with teh chi. Ai’m breathing, ai’m bending, ai’m lifting – oooooo – ai feels sumwaht bedder alreddie.
elfnugget – I SOOO unnerstand whut u meen. Moast of teh tiem heer ai am thinking “why you send a kitty to the rescue with cat-berries” (or teh appropriate equivilent)? Thank teh CC evehshullee sumwun explaynes.
Awww… dad begins to regret that one night stand…
‘member alwayz yuz protecshun, kittehs
Midnite Louie has morning after louie to reminds him
Oh noes! Teh burgers iz borked. I gives 10 burgers to Midnite Louie an Minimidnite Louie.
Yayz fur Midnite Louie Refrunz!
Dad.
Can we has a pool dad, can we has a pool dad………..
<3 Simpsons references.
This pic was really cool.
GOOD JOB!
Defnitly kool. Luvz teh ize on daddee kitteh. Liekz he be lukkin fur a wai to ekscape.
number 2 son.
Kwulity taimz? Dad?
Poppa kitteh luks liek himz awreddy spaised owt (luk at em i’s), abowt tabee past owt. Sez “dis nawt beeda froot ub mie loinz”.
Dad hung ober frum HaLoLween partee. Bebeh eeted too muches candee. Dis nawt gud combinayshen!
Teh voyce ob ekspee….espier…bin tehre, dun taht!
FTW
gosh, dad, u gots lotsa ear hair.
[snort] PHHBWAAHAHAhahahaaa…
Wut tym did yur mummee sai she’d be bak?!
LOL!
Dad dad dad hey dad dad hey dad hey dad hey! dad! Dad! Dad look! look look! DAD LOOK! hey dad! DAD! DAD LOOK! HEY DAD LOOK LOOK LOOK!!! LOOOOOK!!!! DAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!! Dad look! Hey look DAD LOOK AT ME LOOOOOOOK!!!! Dad you’re not looking! LOOK!!!
DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Look I gots a nose.
Dad you’re not looking.
Yes, mai furree son, I SEE what yur doing there. And yur doing it rong . . .
Ifya jes seddel down a liddel, mebbe we’ll get teh car end round up sum cheezburgers!
binglol!
2 ref –
“we see whut yr doin ther”
“yor doin it rong”
yah iz so funnee. mai frend’s neffyoo did dis saim fing, but wen dad luked, isaac said “look at mai but”. was so funnee. nao me and frend go rownd sayin “dad. dad. dad. dad. luk at mai but. luk at it. luuuuuk at it…….”
oh teh memoreez…
Lol – did he sai “Mai butt – let me show u it?”
Dad. Hey Dad. Dad dad hey dad.
What?!
Nothing…
hey dad can we go to the park later? dad? hey dad can we? can we dad? dad can we go to the park? hey dad? dad? DAAAAADDDDDDD!
If two blak kittehs X yr paf, iz twysebad luk?
If tehy craws eech udder’s paff….. does tehy cansell eech udder owt?
Noez, iz twyceguid luk, koz blak kittehz iz guid luk.
<3 blak kittehs… my Shadow at rainbow bridge.
depens if dey wuz wawkin teh saem direkshun. if so, uh oh. if oen go norf an oen go souf, bad lukk kittehs cansulz owt.
u hafsta taek teh polarritee into akownt, y’noe.
Wate, wate Teho. deze BLAK kittehs. Polarritee barez is WITE. Balense in awl tings.
Mah parintz has 2 blak kittehs, one boi an one gurl. Dat wae, tehy cansul eech othur owt. Unless u go in a part of teh howse whar onlee wun has been… den I not shur.
Teho, teh kittehs are Polish????
dem is REVERSS POWLISH, eben. (chek teh notayshuns.)
Rebbers da powlariddy ov da nootron flo?
(Whai I no can has cheezburgr votey things? Wurdprez is borked?)
Heer at teh Institoot ov Tehbleedinawbveyus we haz been studdeyin teh kittehs tu unnerstan wetter teh blak wuns is luckee oar unlukkee. We tooks 10 blak kittehs an 10 wite kittehs an 10 orinj kittehs (fur controwl porpoises). Aftur tree yeers ov extensiv (an expensiv, nao ju menshun it) reesrch, we can confirm teh followin resultz.
1. Teh blak kittehs is unlucky if ju lets tehm sit awn teh pedals in teh car. We has conklewsiv an empirricul proof taht this is SACKLY equal to fyrin loaded gun intu a crowd.
2. Teh wite kittehs refewsed tu ansa enny queschuns at awl – at first we tot tehy was awl deff, but nao we noze tey wuz jus ignoarin us, coz tehy moovd pretty damkwik wen Jim nocked ober teh bocks of kibbls.
3. Teh orinj wuns rilly is poisin.
Owr next spearmint will be tu meshur teh periud of taim between a hyoomin takin teh can opnr owt of teh drawr an a kitteh appearin. Speshul equipmint is needed fur tis, as taim periud is infinny….ifinitism…. bery small.
But wut abowt teh lolporpoises?
All teh control porpoises had a can of tunee feesh.
[sound of brain breaking]
[and what a very odd sound that is]
Peer revyood study FTW!!1!!!1!!
Control porpoise can has pier review study?
Buoy arint u funnee!
win
FTW! yoo gots sum kawfy in yoo nao huh sj?
An choklit. Iz teh seekrit uv mai suxess. ;o)
An whyyyyy….I ask you whyyyyy…does kittehs who never in their lifes had food that neded a can openr…why they still come running for it? My kittehs always has pop-top gooshyfood, nevur evur can openr gooshyfood. Is it in their genes? Programming? WHO PROGRAMMED MY KITTEHS?
Minez too! Dey was feral kttns, nebber had nuffin but kibbles an poptop gushyfud, but dey comes to the can-opener sound. I fink is cuz dey gets teh tuna water wen we opens teh cans of tunafeesh.
Dad. Hey. Can u halps mee wif mah syense prajik? We is goin tu tye the goggeh neks doore tu a rockit an see if he maiks it bak frum de moon.
… Wuyah mean, no?
In Soviet Russia, goggie haz flyte 2 dah moon.
for a small fee
Moar laik, wedder he wuntz wun or nawt!
DID JOO JUST SAY MOAR LAIKA?
sry, als i gots is cowbel.
Moar cowbel!
Cheers JCH4K, pleased 2 see someone got that reference.
Liddle kitteh : Dad, wai did ju nock teh plant awf teh window sill? Huh? Ju sed if owr wiskas fitted tru a gap tehn we AWL wud fit tru teh gap, but ju didn’t fit tru teh gap, an nao teh plant’s awn teh floor an awl teh erf’s gawn awl ober teh carpit, an our hyooman’s gonna be MAD. Huh, Dad, why did dat happn? Mommee neber nocks tings awf teh windosil. Dad? Dad? Huh?
Big kitteh : Ai toadally ment tu do taht.
Tehn can Ai has a go dad? Daddy? Can Ai? It luks lyk fun! Can Ai nok fings off teh windosill? Oooh, oar can Ai plai wit the erf tahts awn teh flor? An teh leevses! Luk, Dad! Luk at me fiting wit teh leefses, awl ober teh flor! Yu gonna plai too, daddy? Yu plai too, dad. Itz fun! Lukit meee……wuzzat?! Hyooooman! Hide me daddee!
(sigh)
teh nooter.
Iz nawt so bad, akshully.
Mai hrbls, yu can has tehm!
Dis nebber happin befoar! I snorted cofie thru mai noze becauz of you! WIN!!!
Eyes wyl kawl hims minimee…
are we there yet? daaaaaaad?
win aye gros up aye B juz lyk u?
teh cat’s in teh cradle an teh sliver spoon
liddle boi bloo an teh man in teh moon….
wen yoor goan plai? son, aye don’t know wen
but we’ll have a good time den.
yoo know we’ll have a good time den.
ai’d lurve to see yoo if yoo dun mynd
he sed ai’d lurve to DAD if ai cud fynd teh tyme
its got a 5 cheezeburger rating… lots of lolcat viewrs must relate to gettin no attention from dad. LOL!
So, tell me abowt yoor father.
Wud u say he wuz teh distant?
O rly? Howz did taht made u feel?
Hmm.. Weel have to conteenu nex time. Yoor 50 mintz up. 100 cheezburgers pls.
Daddehkitteh suffering from too many Halloween party appearances. Da peeps book da daddeekitteh to cross paff ob superiustu…superitch…dummies to skar dem. Dad tired.
Babehkitteh eated all dad’s candy tips. Will be roarin for two days yet. Back to bed dad. THis kid wears out ebentu….eventu…sooner or later.
son, is tru, u is adoptid, but I still luvs u as much…
But Ben Kenobi sez U R mai Dad Anakin.
Wurd press ate mi komments!
WP ayt mine too yesterdai, butt horkeded ‘em up just after i rerote em. don’t fawl fur taht trick, k?
be payshunt, kittehvetgwasshoppuh
WP wudnt let me see ANY kommints tihs mornin! Ai wuz suffrin teh witdrorl an had to goe fore teh lawng wark til teh kommints caym bak an teh sun caym owt agin! Mai last dai ob playin awn ICHC aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwlllllllll dai; bak to werk tomorrorrorro. *sniff*
Awl teh burgrs was eated as well, but tehy is bak nao. Poor Ambercat, wurk is teh pleh (I noze, I iz doin it. Oar nawt).
Mai werk iz teh funfunfun! But Ai’s got yuse to plain awn ICHC nao, donut wont to go bak to bein innernashunal multimeejah star (at leest in Swindon) an savin teh planit bai gettin awl teh lidl chilluns to sykel to skool!
Ju is innernashunal mutimeejah star (in Swindon)? Ju is faimuss celery brit tee!!! Ai can has awto…ortoh…aughtu…. will ju sine tihs fur me?
Fore shore! “Lots ob lub an snorgles, form Ambercatxxx”
OOOOOH FANKU!!! Ai will treshur it for eberaneberaneber ai iz ur biggest fan!!!!
I wunner how much I get for dis on ebay?
Ib daht doahnt beet awl; Wurdpres haz eeted sum ob teh voating brgrz, but nawt awl ob dehm!
dad. dad. hey dad.
dad dad dad heeey daaad.
wer du liddul kittehns cum frum?
mommeh towlded meh tu aks yu.
dad? dad? daddeeeee?
wer? wer? huh? werrrrrr?
Well son, behbeh kittehs can com frum mennee playces – teh linnin cubberd; teh dressinup boks; teh dror in teh kichen wit teh teetowls in; teh sootcayse wit teh borked lid wit awl teh summer cloeths in tahts unner teh bed…mennee playces son, menne playces!
At leest, tohse were sum ob teh playces owr behbeh kittehs caym frum, wen Ai wuz lidl!
Behbeh kittehs come from owr hoomin. Soemtym, she leeve teh howse, an u fink she is gowing to wurk or teh stoar or wurking in teh yard. Neckst tihng u no, she comez haom wif a noo behbeh kitteh.
I still has nawt figgered it owt.
dat cuz dey get droppded awf plases liek wurk, stoopidmarket, an like dat. Sumtiemz yoo jus haf to brings hom anudder wun.
oh – an all burgurz be borked fur mez. No see um, no vots
Ai onct noo kittehs dat came vum hawsie poop! Der dey wer, rite behain hawsie’s big bak feet in da pooh-pooh!
Mai sun be knoawing wer du liddul kittehns cum frum. Ai nebber knoed, til he said “mum, mai freind be habbing loats of bruvvers an sisters, da tadpoley fings musta swum to teh egg all at wans.”
I be having to splain taht dey not sekstuplets.
wy is ur i’s so low on yer hed dad?
I sed
“Mah name is SUE – how-do-yoo-doo!?
And now yoo gonna die!”
(Johnny Cash ref – fathur & son kittehs ar both dressed in blak)
If I ever hasa son,
I’m gonna name him….
BILL, OR TED OR ANY DAMN THING BUT SUE!!!!
I lub teh man in black.
Mebbe iffen we hez a son, we’ll lurve him, an squeez him, an name him *George*
. . . ANYTHING BUT SUE!!!!!
I lubs teh man in blak too. De world is a lesser place widdout him.
They brought out a DVD of the best of his TV Show. I have been dropping manee manee hints abowt what I wants for mai birfday (in a month). Johnny Cash alone is good. Johnny plus the Statlers, plus his other guests is grate, ackshully.
I wanna gro up jus like U
I’m proud 2 B a chip off yur blok
Teech me bout mowsies n chippers n burdz
An nappin roun teh clok
Show me hiding neath bedskirtz
An pouncin on passin feetzies
An slinking thru howsplant junglz
An opning teh cabnet for eetzies
I wanna grow sleek an swave like U
Athletic an hansum an trim
I wanna here teh utter kits say
“Hiz son is jus like him.”
Awww, dis lubley. Ai gonna kip copee. Berry Naiz!
Bewy gud poetree Jennifffuurr! Much gudder dan minz.
1/4blak kitteh times 1 blak kat divided by the cube of 17 cheezburgrs expon.. expanis… by lots and lots multiplied votes plus the pie radius of one apple cobbler minus the scumble …
still didnt help me pass the GRE!! i now try the MAT.
need more chocolate and kitteh snorgles. majer depresshun.
i abhors da mafs.
Mafs is eezee. Look, ai shows u.
Wun, too, menny, lots.
See?
yes, iz gud mafs but dey wont let detritus take de tests for me!
but i lykes dat kinda maf.
Tri cut bak on teh cheezburgers. Dat’s teh kee ta dis equa…ecway….buncha numb3rs.
hmmm… you have a point.
so leave out da cheezburgers and still get 2 cats inna window?
SANGFROID : (A. carelessness, B. timidity, C. kitteh, D. courage) :: CUL-DE-SAC : BLIND ALLEY
umm… i chuz c = kat!
iz answer to all questions? kat??
nope, yushully iz “Mt. McKinley”!
oo oo. I also be takin da MAT an not da GRE soons. Mafs ar much pleh.
gre was all mafs i tink.
i wanted to shuv de mouse thru the dang screen!!!
i pray the mat is betteh.
mai fren sayz it waz. Heer’s hopin!
I tuked teh GMAT wunce. It wuz lotsa mafs, an I suk at mafs, butt I buyed a studdy buk foar to rede befoar teh tess, an it halped lawts. Wen u noes wut tipes of kweschuns dey is can has tu aks, u ken figger dem awl owt teh saym wae. Waz nawt so bad, akshully.
Pinkle Purr
By A. A. Milne
Tattoo was the mother of Pinkle Purr,
A little black nothing of feet and fur;
And by and by, when his eyes came through,
He saw his mother, the big Tattoo.
And all that he learned he learned from her,
“I’ll ask my mother,” says Pinkle Purr.
Tattoo was the mother of Pinkle Purr,
A ridiculous kitten with silky fur.
And little black Pinkle grew and grew
Till he got as big as the big Tattoo.
And all he did he did with her.
“Two friends together,” says Pinkle Purr.
Tattoo was the mother of Pinkle Purr,
An enormous leopard with coal-black fur.
A little brown kitten that’s nearly new
Is now playing games with its big Tattoo…
And Pink looks lazily down at her:
“Dear little Tat,” says Pinkle Purr
Tattoo was the mother of Pinkle Purr,
An adventurous cat in a coat of fur.
And whenever he thought of a thing to do,
He didn’t much bother about Tattoo.
For he knows it’s nothing to do with her,
So “See you later,” says Pinkle Purr.
Oh, Martha, if awnlee ther were sum burgerz to giv u! I can’t beleeve ai never see this pome befoar! Hao PURRFEKT fur rite heer.
I luvs funy catz!!!!!
But the cheezburgers r delecious!
Look, Bernard, Bernard, look, Bernard, Bernard, look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look, look, look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look, look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look…
Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Here! Look!
Navikat is bein annoyin
Annoying kitteh iz being annoying.
Dad dad dad dad kan U tek me to teh park dad? dad? kan u? dad? dad? dad?
K
dad kan go nao dad? kan we dad? rahyt nao? dad? dad? hey dad, dad
mebbe in 5 minnits
dad howz bowt 2 minnits dad. 2 minnits til go 2 park dad, dad 2 minnits K, dad?
mebbe
dad kan u kehch me a leetle mowzee dad wil u dad? kan i haf wun dad? dad? hey dad? kan i haf a leetle braun wun dad wif toes dad huh dad? dad? kan i dad?
esk ur mudder
but daaaaaaaaaaad
Oh man, I’ve been that cat before.
wich?
Both, now that I think about it. *lol*
But more specifically, I’m totally the taller cat. My 7 year old is very much in a “guess what I saw, did you see that?” mode lately. I love him to death, but sometimes when it’s the same question over and over — well lets just say I’ve been that cat before.
Enjoi it wile u can – iz over waaaaay too soon.
Candy Mountain, dad! Dad! Hey, dad, Candy Mountain! Dad? Dad! Candy Mountain!
hahahahahahaha dad?
Ah Memeber dees dayz……sigh
Mah 2 leeged bebe usted to do dat to himz daddee alla time.
Naow is teenager. Only getz…..”What?”………”Later”…….”in a minute..”
ARGH!!!11!!! Voting burgers is still borked. So menny gud comments an I cant show my apresh. . .appreesh. . . how much I likes dem.
I gibs u all eleventy gazillion cheezburgers. Cept teh lolcats. Dey gets twelfty gazillion.
The tribilashuns of fatherhoodz.
Tribbls?! Wher?!!
Dis is so much win!!! Beeg kitteh akshully luks a liddle sad . . . liek mebbe he is thinkin’ abowt when he not had anee bebees.
“Mai wyfe saids we iz needed tew has bebees. . . an I wuz ryl exxited . . . but nao is not so grate, akshully.
“
sum1 need tah make sum kitteh burthcontrolz
from zeitgeist – bruce sterling
Best caption I’ve seen in a while! Still giggling.
The 21st Century version of Sylvester and his son (remember the Looney Tunes
.
Just a question : if the kitten is ashamed, does he put a shopbag on its head ? lol
“…oh the shame of it all…!”
Daddy cat looks sad.
Is it just me, or does dad look like Kakashi?
Then dad is actually a kakashi which Kakashi has craftily placed to distract the kitten. >D
Meanwhile, Kakashi is off reading his perverted books in peace.
LION KING!
Simba: Dad? Daad. Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad–
Sarabi: {Over Simba’s endless noise of “Dad”s, sleepily} Your son… is awake…
Mufasa: {Also sleepily} Before sunrise, he’s YOUR son.
Simba: Dad? Daad! Come on, Dad! {tugs at Mufasa’s ear.} Daa– Whoa!
ai cud luks att dis milyuns uv tyms nd ayd styl laff unkuntrolablee!
i hate you stupid you dont need to have this stuff out!
Awww, all deh cootness be makin me smil lots !
“WHAT?!”
…
“Hi”
Seriously, why can’t parents listen when you’re talking to them?
They listen they jus ignor
Sarabi, B4 sunrize, iz ur son.
dad dad dad dad hey dad dad hey hey dad dad daddy hey hey father dad hey dad daddio hey hey day hey hey hey daddy dad dad dad
WHAT????!!!!!!!!
Hi! teehee
aaaawwwwwwwww! Thats so cute!
i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yummy ice_creem BWAIN FWEEZ
ha ha lol! hey hey hey hey hey hey!!!!!!!!!! ♥