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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ai haet yu so mush rite nao!
towlerant cat towlerates stoopy humin
we nos, we nos, sweet kitteh
….teh Twice-In-A-Row-Furstee Ironiklee sed! LOL!
Oh. mah gudness! Too wins in a row! An on Halloween!
*Joinz congo line an tosses candee wyle dantsin!*
furstee, furstee, fur-STEE!
Shimmee Shimmee Furstee!
Shimmee Shimmee Furstee!
Shimee shimmmeee shaaaaak!
ai danse fur joo!
Coz iz Halolween, I iz doin Friller danse like Mychol Jaxson!
I does teh mawnster maish!
It wuz a grayvyard smash!
it cawt awn inna flash.
Whatever happened to teh Transylvania Twist?
FTW !!!!!!! ai remebers doin teh “mash” tto, u wood smooshes ur fetts lik u waz squishin a bug awn teh floor wif ur toesies. alternatinz ur feetz..an wavin ur hans…wit ur elbowz tite inot ur sidez ……
mashie mashie mashie,
weee do teh monsteh mash…..
I tol da wich doctor I WASN in lub wif u!
happi halloweeni!
I seez u gascat! get baks to claz!
momcat
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea????”
Grungeblob Scareplants!
Mychol Jaxson iz dedz.
Furst, Furst, Furst….shake for furstee
i does the fursty butt wiggle, jus 4 U
Ambercat I haz special double firstie poetree fur u:
U doubble firstie wun
fur awl tu see
Dis nowt dun offten
actuallee
Tudae Halolween
iz realle funz
De kiddiez dey lookz
forz de candies and gumz
But wee haz it better
dan day ever could
We haz icanhascheesburger
iz much moar gud!
Happi Halolweens everbodi!
Dat wuz grate, Lynn!!
Tankyu Lynn, Ai’s onnered! Wud yu lyk to com tu arfternoony teetym, wit awl teh Brit ICHCers? Ai can lend yu a big hat an wite glubs so yu will fit rite in!
Why tank u Ambercat, dat wud bee loverly. Mai eye bringz sumfing?
We iz havin Burfdai tee for COL – we got meet paist sangwidges an fartyegg sangwidges (tehy’re mai favrit!) an sosidges on sticks an cheezanpinapple on stiks, stuk in hafagrapefroot (iz a posh burfday tee!) an, ob corse, a caek wit candles on it! Ai wont sai hoa mennee candles!
pynee appul? whare is mai pumkyn? itz hollow ween, mawm.
Kitteh’s momma blong to teh People for teh Ethical Treatment of Pumpkins (PETPU).
Fur real–I iz tried to post link, but wordpress eated it.
I tries agin:
http://www.geocities.com/petpu4/
YAY!!!11!
That’s so cute!! Thanks for sharing!
Pineapple!! Mandi… mande… evrione has to KONGA!
for ambercat furstee!!
ta-ta ta-ta tahh TAH!
ta-ta ta-ta tahhTAH!
JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A CONGA LINE! GET IN THE CARIBBEAN!
iff lukks cuud kill……
this is nawt a happee pineapple!
Luks laik pinenappul of DEFF tu me!! Wiv menny pointee endz!
*joynz in conga*
Yous will live to regrett dis….muchly….soonest….when least expect it, well, you knows the rest.
du not go 2 sleepz 2nite (stoopy huminz)
conga-tulations on not bein de sekond, ambercat!
Happy HaLoLoween to eberybudee! Cheez & Tofu r in Ha-wai-ee. May B dey carbe teh Pyne appul in sted ob punkims! Blk kitteh awlways aporpyit fur teh day!
*MM joyns in conga*
ai lieks carvin teh pineapples better dan teh punkins– teh guts tastes better.
Then u can has teh Happy Hallowaii!
I can haz blk kitteh and we tolded her today is her speshul day, but she do not want. Iz skaredee kat, not skaree kat. Happe HaLoLoween!!
mai blak kitteh is skardee cat, too (althow he alwayz manages to mateeryalize wen food iz arown)
mayen 2. But she nawt rilly mai cat, she foster fur fren woo moves. I dowt he eber takes her bak doh.
She long hare blak floof skardee kitteh!
Mai lil ShuShu kitteh is blak, too…and she da skardeeist bebbeh! She allus, ALLUS goes wif me to the bafroom….guess she is fraid I mite get lost of sumfin! She’s mai bebbeh!
Mai blak kitteh Ted is skardee cat 2! Iz all blak kittehs scardy? He lieks 2 go 2 nother room den howl bcuz he alon.
I can has 4 blak kittehs. Dey is not allus teh scaredy, but dey goes popcat more dan teh odders. Mebbe dey is xtra keerful cuz sum peepls iz skeered of dem?
HeeHee… mi blk n wite kitteh doze bafroom fing too!
Her dotter haz more wite, an she b braverer… so mibbe blk iz feerdfull culler fur kittehs?
nawt awl blak kittehs scardy, when I was libble we hab 1/2 blak meezr name Sam (frm a song “sam u mad da pants too long…) him not scardy, himz SCARIE! himz waz attack cat wud bitz ani hoomins dat getz inda hous.
a gud sam stori- wunc wez gon ober nigh an da neigber boy broke inta our hous, Sam saws him an didn approv chases bugloler an scratces an bits- lef trail of blud all ober hous! onli fing buglor goted waz wun small tv in dining room………..ebrn phunnier- it tok a dai fur us to notice tv gone!
momcat
i has sweetiest story to tell, n now seemz like time. wen we first mooved into owr hows, ther wuz many feral cats hoo livd in teh woods by owr house. I alwayz fed them, n wood like to watch owt teh window wen they cum to get teh food. There wuz wun kitteh family i alwayz saw… lil female tabby cat, two lil kittens (wun tabby, wun blak), n father kitteh wuz v big blak kitteh. They wood approach teh food, n two adult kittehs wuld let kittens eet furst. Then, wen kittensh had eeted, teh lil tabby cat wuld eet, n blak kitteh wuld stand lookout. Finally, after tabby kitteh had eeten n runed away wif her kittens, blak kitteh wuld eet. I nevr new male kittehs wuld be protektin ther family like that, but happend almos evry nite.
Spider (mai lil blak kitteh) is ther kitten – that winter, he took refyuge in owr garage n we adopted him. *sigh* he is still a lil wild tho, sumtimz, n skardee… evn tho its been almos five yeers, n he wus only 6 months old. so many kitteh storees to tell :C)
wut wunnerful kitteh storehs!!!!
Mai blak kitteh wuz skaredee kat fr a wyle…den she moovd into mai apartmint wif me (from mai parintz howse) en hyded unner teh bed fr a week. Aftr dat, no mowr skaredee kat. She moovd wif me 4 mor tymez, en eech tyme she gettid brayver, until inna last apartmint she livd in, she got owta her karryer as soon as I opind it, en walkt arownd wif tayl held hi, sayin “mrrack?” en chekkin owt ebry room, en 10 minnitz laytr she wuz inna sunbeem inna livvin room havvin a wash. It lyke she sayd, “I approov uv dis playce. It will do.” Ai mis mai blak kitteh, she goed to teh bridg wen she wuz 16 en a haf yeerz old.
O, Mai…16 anna half is qwite old fur a kitteh…u muss hab takun berry good care ub hur, an hur had good happee life!!! She will bee waitun fur u onn udder side, I noes it!
Iz Carmen miranda Kitteh! Aieeeeeeeeeeeyaaa!!!!!!1 Ai joyns in teh conga an adds a littel rumba!
Rumba an pinenapple…. shlurrrpy numpshus! I can has kocktale bumbrella?
an a sparkler!
i can has peenis collatta?
can u?
PLEH!
tee hee…u nawtee!!!
I wuz a showgirl…at the Copa
lola, dat u?
yas iz me…they put pineapple on muh head…now is retired on workkitteh comp for injured nek…i did hi kik, and fell ovuh backwards…
HNMMM saem reezun Iz no has bin dancin teh firsty-danss tudai
If you like pina coladas…..getting caught in the rain….umm…..NOPE…..do nawt want! back away wif ur fruitage stoopy hoomin…..I go take nap naow
Happy Halloween friends!
)
And Happy Birfday COL
) (the USA version today!)
An Happee Burfdai form Teenytiny Ingerland! Ai noe Ai speeks on bee hive ob ebberywun hear, cuz we awl noe eech odder an R naybors!
if u gonna speak on a bee hive,
speak softly and carry a smoker.
*jes kiddin*
Ai bees waxing lirrical, Honey!
Well said, AC! Relax and tek yer yella jacket off, and have a Stinger with me.
Wate, Ai has to taek mai big hat wit teh vale and mai anti-beesting glubs off too – nawt mai hat an mai wite glubs fore drinkin arfternoony tee in, oar mai chikn hed rubbah glub hat fore lukin at teh cyute picturs in. Sartorial elegance, Ai has it!
Yoo must haz a gud haberdasher.
(Is der anudder werd fer teh hat-maekr?)
“Haberdashery” iz wun ob mai awl-tyme favrit werds, ob awl tym! Iz teh shawp yu buy awl teh stuff taht’s in yur mum’s sewing dror – lyk ribbons an buttons an seekwins an Stuff.
But a hatmaker is a “milliner”. Wen he lefted skool (at just 14) mai daddy werked in “Straws an millinery” an his bro-in-law, hoo got him teh job, (wuz teh 1930’s an teh Depreshun – yu tuk anyfink yu cud get!) “travelled in wimmins unnerwear”! We iz a straynge an wunnerful fambly!
nao we can haz bettur explanashoon aboot how hyoominz got ideaz aboot awl dose kittehs in tootooz
*giggle giggle*
Butt mebbee she izz teh Voys uv teh Beehive..? [shoes ayj an lak uv kulchah]
Fank yu (once agin!) for teh lovelee birfdai wishes!! Mai COM gonna fix me dinner tonite….oops, guess I better tell HIM dat! tee hee
Happee birfdai!!
We haz candles awn tee-tyme caik.
Oh, yesh! Happy Spookee Burfday, COL!
Mai boifren can haz hiz burfdei twodei!
Iz thinkz this blak Halowueen kitteh tawtaly diskraibz hiz mood samtaimz, espeshualy wen Iz maek fun da lolcat wei wiff him an he iz nawt amyoosed ahahaha hes kyoot
trick or treet smell ma feet giv me sth good to eet
hepi brzdej tutkic
naitkat stolled mai boifren!~ Iz exakly da sam!!!! (an todai his birfdai tu!)
Iz mai bf nawt yooz!
Ay expected everywan to kam an sei “No, Iz meh bf” :p
wee nose u is beein teezy!
ai luv Loosie in ittallie- “she’z a mai birfdai 2!”
Wow…annuver person wif MAI birfdai???? Dat bee too kool…..alluv teh time when I wuz growin up, nobodee had teh same birfdai as me! Dis is grate, akshullee!
Must asks COL, wen you liddle did you tink alla festivious wus foar yr birfdai??? I has cuzin wit birfday on July 4th, HE tot alla firwerkings wuz foar his birfdai wen he wuz lidle.
Moast happiest ov birfdais to u. If u iz Celtic iz Happy New Year also today.
Ai nu sumbuddy who grew up in Franss an his birfday wuz forteenf of july which is beeg hollydai in Franss an for yeers he tot awl teh fyrwerks wuz foar him !
Fank yu! No, I nebber thot alla da stuff was fur me…kinda quiet as a lil kid. Nowadays, when I tell people my birthday, I follow quickly with…”Answers a lot of questions, doesn’t it???” That usually makes em smile! I’m enjoying my birthdays much more than I did as a kid, I must admit! Nothing like old age advancing to put some perspective on life….enjoy it, coz we only get one chance!!!
Purrspektif – we has it!
dem Scorpeeoz….deh has teh much dignuttee an wizeness……………………
Santana kitteh advises
if u gonna mek me look like a fruit:
Dont u turn yer back on me ba-beh
Spongebob, i ates him
…and he was pleh.
hoo libs inna pinee appul undah teh see? sponj bob skwarr pantz!
ok… i wared ur stoopid hat. now ware is mai candee??
nao ware iz mai cheezburger?
iz stukz 2 mai hed!
I seen it! It wuz a dryve-bye frooting!
carpe dentum
exskyooze me, wat iz – dentum?
(i get carpet part
)
seeze teh toof?!
Your dentist is a fish?
Nawt mai dennist !!*wink*
yupz an da fishz nom wanda…..
momcat
Mrs. Doubtfire ref FTW!11l@!!
no, uvver mor seryus Rawbin wilyums “Ded potes sew-psy-etty”, I fink, mayB bof moobees?
Nope, conscious cat is ryt–is Mrs. Doubtfire.
yez… but see if u cans folow dis… MAI qwoet wus from Mrs Dowtfier too, but Robbun Wilyums wuz maeking refrunz to Ded Powits Sossaiyeti wif teh lien… wuz a riff on “Carpe Diem”
SO YER BOFE RIET!!
na nu na nu?
who knew?
me knew!
Mork! frum Ork
werez awl da bebes borned old n ugli soz u haz to tak car ub dem, den de get kyoot aws de grow oldr. Whenz really oldz becomes kyoot liddl bebes an u wana ta cares of dem!
(alwaz likd dat idea…)
watchd dat shw too much
In mai cowntree, a pynappl meens “Welcome”…
WELCOMES TO TEH PAYN
D’OH…L
Trick or Treat!
Why I keep gettin a rock?
mabey nex yeer u nots wer dat yelo zigyzag shert, blokhed.
I’M CRAZY PINEAPPLE HEAD! GIMME SOME CANDY![/adamsandler]
Tat duz it!!! Stoopee hyumuns gonna hab bad luk for te rest ob ter lifes!
Iz toleratin dis ’cause maybee latr u gives me cheezburger
Stoopy hoomin wif ur lyes….I not happi pyne apple! Frut on mah hed, DO NOT WANT!!!!1!!
Prepares to meat da fiv ponti ens!!!
I r tastee treet.
N if u beleebs dat, I r alsoo brij in Brooklen.
Da mowsee drest az Spunj Bob…. Nao he libs in MA BELLEH!!!!
MA BELLEH = lolcat vurrshun ob MA BELL?
*picks up kitteh* *puts eer to belleh*
hallo?
hallo?
ib anywun der?
Gititawfgetitawfgititawfgititawf
GIT IT AWF!!!!!!
I did wot u askded now u does wot u sed.
GIT MAH BURGER!
*sigh*
Embawass. I has eet.
thats teh luk al rite! WTF gititoffme!
lik i sed erlier, dis nawy a happee pineapple.
I fink kitteh are UNHAPPY pyne apple poor kitteh
kitteh NOT WANT kostume. kittehs nawt lik halloween at awl. two maneh hoomans at teh dor. too much stuffs. teh treets is PHEH. wai u wants cocklit and kandy? shood have toona an cheezburgers and mebbe teh pounce treets. deh you try and puts stoopie kostume on me, dis or stoopie princes or somfing.
i’z gonna hide unner teh bed. mebbe pee in our shooz. kall me wen its tanksgivin. dat gud holidai. turkey an oyster stuffin to nomnomnom.
kitteh luv turkey day specially when hoomans forget to gaurd turkey then u can sneek teh nom nom nom. Sept’ my huckabee he no likes hooman foods execpt toona juice, tapioca n’ chickie nuggets and on very ood occasions rice w/butter.
Carmen Miranda iz mah favurit
Hyoomin can has froot salad, I still wantz cheezburger.
For dis, I wakes u up at 4 AM. I sits on ur nozez. Rite after I uses litter box. I do dis ebber nite for YEAR!!!11!!!twelve!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
‘Til nex HalLOLween, when we startz ova cuz u dressd me lyk a goggie.
I iz chiquita banana
happy nao?
Hapy LoLoweenz!!!
In Soviet Russia, teh Dole is on YOU.
wel i wants to not laff… dangit
Is first and last time I make Soviet Russia joke, I promiss. I don’t know whut came over me.
wuz it liek a masiv, dark, hevy wayt setuld in on u? liek sum kiend of, o i duno, iyern kertin?
Yes, I think u is rite.
U knoes, if we has iyern kertin, we is gonna needs to has new carpets. And if we has new carpets, we definitally needs new soafa.
Oh, and we will needs new piano, 2. Somewun taked all teh wires out of this wun.
o don piano.
how i mourns ya.
all teh rowrowr dai.
Trick or Treat.
Smell my wrath.
awsum! lol
funny. I thought of u wen I rote dat.
… U is gonna take blud bath!
“If you’ve forgotten what BASEketball means to America, you have only to look at this board – the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust.”
Iz happee pyneapl maybez, but happee kitteh? Ai don fink so!
Blesed Samhain 2 allz!
*Mamakitty kongas awai*
nooooo, kitteh, u does not luk happee. But u is vary payshunt wif ur hooman.
awww wut a ky00t lil’ kitlet u r. hear, hav all teh kandyz.
Happeh Pineapple!
hahahahahahaha
this cat looks like he wants to beat the crap out of the person…im settin my chips on him.