Trick or treat…

…I are happy pineapple.
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…I are happy pineapple.
picture: Cute Overload, lol caption: bdwilcox
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Ai haet yu so mush rite nao!
towlerant cat towlerates stoopy humin
we nos, we nos, sweet kitteh
….teh Twice-In-A-Row-Furstee Ironiklee sed! LOL!
Oh. mah gudness! Too wins in a row! An on Halloween!
*Joinz congo line an tosses candee wyle dantsin!*
furstee, furstee, fur-STEE!
Shimmee Shimmee Furstee!
Shimmee Shimmee Furstee!
Shimee shimmmeee shaaaaak!
ai danse fur joo!
Coz iz Halolween, I iz doin Friller danse like Mychol Jaxson!
I does teh mawnster maish!
It wuz a grayvyard smash!
it cawt awn inna flash.
Whatever happened to teh Transylvania Twist?
FTW !!!!!!! ai remebers doin teh “mash” tto, u wood smooshes ur fetts lik u waz squishin a bug awn teh floor wif ur toesies. alternatinz ur feetz..an wavin ur hans…wit ur elbowz tite inot ur sidez ……
mashie mashie mashie,
weee do teh monsteh mash…..
I tol da wich doctor I WASN in lub wif u!
happi halloweeni!
I seez u gascat! get baks to claz!
momcat
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea????”
Furst, Furst, Furst….shake for furstee
i does the fursty butt wiggle, jus 4 U
Ambercat I haz special double firstie poetree fur u:
U doubble firstie wun
fur awl tu see
Dis nowt dun offten
actuallee
Tudae Halolween
iz realle funz
De kiddiez dey lookz
forz de candies and gumz
But wee haz it better
dan day ever could
We haz icanhascheesburger
iz much moar gud!
Happi Halolweens everbodi!
Dat wuz grate, Lynn!!
Tankyu Lynn, Ai’s onnered! Wud yu lyk to com tu arfternoony teetym, wit awl teh Brit ICHCers? Ai can lend yu a big hat an wite glubs so yu will fit rite in!
Why tank u Ambercat, dat wud bee loverly. Mai eye bringz sumfing?
We iz havin Burfdai tee for COL - we got meet paist sangwidges an fartyegg sangwidges (tehy’re mai favrit!) an sosidges on sticks an cheezanpinapple on stiks, stuk in hafagrapefroot (iz a posh burfday tee!) an, ob corse, a caek wit candles on it! Ai wont sai hoa mennee candles!
pynee appul? whare is mai pumkyn? itz hollow ween, mawm.
Kitteh’s momma blong to teh People for teh Ethical Treatment of Pumpkins (PETPU).
Fur real–I iz tried to post link, but wordpress eated it.
I tries agin:
http://www.geocities.com/petpu4/
YAY!!!11!
That’s so cute!! Thanks for sharing!
Pineapple!! Mandi… mande… evrione has to KONGA!
for ambercat furstee!!
ta-ta ta-ta tahh TAH!
ta-ta ta-ta tahhTAH!
JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A CONGA LINE! GET IN THE CARIBBEAN!
iff lukks cuud kill……
this is nawt a happee pineapple!
Luks laik pinenappul of DEFF tu me!! Wiv menny pointee endz!
*joynz in conga*
Yous will live to regrett dis….muchly….soonest….when least expect it, well, you knows the rest.
du not go 2 sleepz 2nite (stoopy huminz)
conga-tulations on not bein de sekond, ambercat!
Happy HaLoLoween to eberybudee! Cheez & Tofu r in Ha-wai-ee. May B dey carbe teh Pyne appul in sted ob punkims! Blk kitteh awlways aporpyit fur teh day!
*MM joyns in conga*
ai lieks carvin teh pineapples better dan teh punkins– teh guts tastes better.
Then u can has teh Happy Hallowaii!
I can haz blk kitteh and we tolded her today is her speshul day, but she do not want. Iz skaredee kat, not skaree kat. Happe HaLoLoween!!
mai blak kitteh is skardee cat, too (althow he alwayz manages to mateeryalize wen food iz arown)
mayen 2. But she nawt rilly mai cat, she foster fur fren woo moves. I dowt he eber takes her bak doh.
She long hare blak floof skardee kitteh!
Mai lil ShuShu kitteh is blak, too…and she da skardeeist bebbeh! She allus, ALLUS goes wif me to the bafroom….guess she is fraid I mite get lost of sumfin! She’s mai bebbeh!
Mai blak kitteh Ted is skardee cat 2! Iz all blak kittehs scardy? He lieks 2 go 2 nother room den howl bcuz he alon.
I can has 4 blak kittehs. Dey is not allus teh scaredy, but dey goes popcat more dan teh odders. Mebbe dey is xtra keerful cuz sum peepls iz skeered of dem?
HeeHee… mi blk n wite kitteh doze bafroom fing too!
Her dotter haz more wite, an she b braverer… so mibbe blk iz feerdfull culler fur kittehs?
nawt awl blak kittehs scardy, when I was libble we hab 1/2 blak meezr name Sam (frm a song “sam u mad da pants too long…) him not scardy, himz SCARIE! himz waz attack cat wud bitz ani hoomins dat getz inda hous.
a gud sam stori- wunc wez gon ober nigh an da neigber boy broke inta our hous, Sam saws him an didn approv chases bugloler an scratces an bits- lef trail of blud all ober hous! onli fing buglor goted waz wun small tv in dining room………..ebrn phunnier- it tok a dai fur us to notice tv gone!
momcat
i has sweetiest story to tell, n now seemz like time. wen we first mooved into owr hows, ther wuz many feral cats hoo livd in teh woods by owr house. I alwayz fed them, n wood like to watch owt teh window wen they cum to get teh food. There wuz wun kitteh family i alwayz saw… lil female tabby cat, two lil kittens (wun tabby, wun blak), n father kitteh wuz v big blak kitteh. They wood approach teh food, n two adult kittehs wuld let kittens eet furst. Then, wen kittensh had eeted, teh lil tabby cat wuld eet, n blak kitteh wuld stand lookout. Finally, after tabby kitteh had eeten n runed away wif her kittens, blak kitteh wuld eet. I nevr new male kittehs wuld be protektin ther family like that, but happend almos evry nite.
Spider (mai lil blak kitteh) is ther kitten - that winter, he took refyuge in owr garage n we adopted him. *sigh* he is still a lil wild tho, sumtimz, n skardee… evn tho its been almos five yeers, n he wus only 6 months old. so many kitteh storees to tell :C)
wut wunnerful kitteh storehs!!!!
Mai blak kitteh wuz skaredee kat fr a wyle…den she moovd into mai apartmint wif me (from mai parintz howse) en hyded unner teh bed fr a week. Aftr dat, no mowr skaredee kat. She moovd wif me 4 mor tymez, en eech tyme she gettid brayver, until inna last apartmint she livd in, she got owta her karryer as soon as I opind it, en walkt arownd wif tayl held hi, sayin “mrrack?” en chekkin owt ebry room, en 10 minnitz laytr she wuz inna sunbeem inna livvin room havvin a wash. It lyke she sayd, “I approov uv dis playce. It will do.” Ai mis mai blak kitteh, she goed to teh bridg wen she wuz 16 en a haf yeerz old.
O, Mai…16 anna half is qwite old fur a kitteh…u muss hab takun berry good care ub hur, an hur had good happee life!!! She will bee waitun fur u onn udder side, I noes it!
Iz Carmen miranda Kitteh! Aieeeeeeeeeeeyaaa!!!!!!1 Ai joyns in teh conga an adds a littel rumba!
Rumba an pinenapple…. shlurrrpy numpshus! I can has kocktale bumbrella?
an a sparkler!
i can has peenis collatta?
can u?
PLEH!
tee hee…u nawtee!!!
I wuz a showgirl…at the Copa
lola, dat u?
yas iz me…they put pineapple on muh head…now is retired on workkitteh comp for injured nek…i did hi kik, and fell ovuh backwards…
HNMMM saem reezun Iz no has bin dancin teh firsty-danss tudai
If you like pina coladas…..getting caught in the rain….umm…..NOPE…..do nawt want! back away wif ur fruitage stoopy hoomin…..I go take nap naow
Happy Halloween friends! :D)
And Happy Birfday COL :D) (the USA version today!)
An Happee Burfdai form Teenytiny Ingerland! Ai noe Ai speeks on bee hive ob ebberywun hear, cuz we awl noe eech odder an R naybors!