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An I caint du a dingo abowt it!
ohnoes kitteh! mebe is hooman dressed as dingo?
tehy is notorius for tekin teh bebe kittehs.
ohz noez !
u’r nut doin dat right !!!!
iz de ghost of dingo dat tuk dee bahbee !!!
awlriiiite, Kitteh, howl did it happen? We will try 2 retriever yer bebbeh, butt yu muss beagle honest an ’splayn teh poodle ov blood on teh grhound insyde…
is kitty doing the a cry in the dark or the seinfield version?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u324c5Oi5M
or the lolsecretz version?
http://www.lolsecretz.blogspot.com/
zomg, hyena has mah baybe.
*does cancan fer woodchuck*
Can can we do “Michol Jaksun Thrilla Danz” too?
(sins it be hallowee?)
Der be a baybe joke in der to.
iz jus too scaree fur meh
Shur – Thrilla bee reelee gud fur today. Letz can can fur a minute – then we sitz down, haz sum punch n tehn Trhilla. Repeet as needed!
durkness fallz uhcrost teh land
teh Midnite our Iz Close At Han
creeshurs krawl In Ssersh uv blud
To ter, tare… skeer Y’awl’s Neighbourhood
Sum tyme tudai it be fun tu danz tu Monser Mash song since it bein Halolween.
oar purhaps “boris the spider”?
I beleev it be by The Who, cud be rong tho.
but haow wud we danse?
spyderwalk purhaps? (I beleev taht be teh same as crabwalk)
Hey, dal! Whut a fun idea. We has never dun teh can can befoar, an watching woodchuck cant cant on teh bellie shud bee speshul hollow wienie treet. (hollow wienie nawt mine, but ai cant remember hoos.)
Mai arm is around ur wayst, dak. We can start n everybuddee can just join in. (Hao hai can u kick?) OK – hop kick hop kick foot twirl foot twirl skirt swish skirt shiwish
and the obligatory – whoo hooooooooo. Akshullee, we needs those high liddle skreechee sounds.
WEEEE!!1!
hop kick hop kick
OOFFF!! *knee to face*
*falldown*
*laugh hysterically*
A dants fur teh wunnerful woodchuck?! I is honurred too join dis dants!!
I will bee a dantsin Jack O’Lantern…(it SOOTS mah figgur! heehee!)
an, Baybie haz mah Cheezburgurz!!
So i gots to get posterz printed:
HAS U SEEN DIS CHEEZBURGER?
(o and maybe dis baybee?)
Teh obnockshish trik or treeetrs!!!! Tey’re coming!!!! kwik, hyde teh candee!
tern orf awl teh lites an preten yur owt!
An ellektrifry teh fenss…
Activate the claymore mines…
has we got tym to dig big pit an line it wit teh poyntee stiks? Oar shal we sayv taht for teh carol singers?
Line pit wit carol singrs? Ai tink teh poyntee stiks r more effectiv. Can I borrow ur shuvvl when ju is finishsed with it Ambercat?
Sorree I mzzed affernoon tea – will naow come and help dig big pitt wiv you innsted
*dig dig dig*
Doglet helps: *dig dig dig (me shouting – over here stoopy!) dig dig dig*
Downstairz Cat helps: Iz so tiring wachin you werkz…zzzzZZZZzzzz
Kittehs iz SOOO gud at spuur…soov….suupr…watchins eberee buddee werk!
Mah kitteh lurves hard werk! Hee sez hee could watch it “alla live long dai!”
Doglet will protect me an teh kittehs – pour waterz on him an getz him nice an xcited an open door an let go! Nice big wet xcited doglet jus wants to be frendly, but strangely peeple always runz away…
mus gets goggeh fur nex Hallowee!
in uvver wurds – - “hey! u kidz – get outa mah dam yard!!!”
akshally, i lurves hallowween an da kiddels in kostums. at wurk we did dresst up – dat wuz last fried day. i wuz a mermade – an i had on beeeg blue shells…
Ai wuz Professor Trelawney frum Harry Pottur. Everbuddee got doomful forchun tellings frum meh.
ah was Emilia Earhart two years ago, but some kid’s mom called me Madam Hooch.
This year iam teh World War I Flying Ace. I will still get called Mme Hooch tho – ‘cos tehy can’t see mai tail.
Big bloo shells, huh?
They takin applications?
(to Kitteh doktur) U dndnt tale me the side affecks included wyld whiskres! Wut duz I does nao?
(kitteh to self as looks in mirrur) hmmmm, handsum devil, eH? (as twuls wiksuurs)
Austrailian calico kitteh tells a tawl tail for da kittens, Oye!
FTW.
I can has sensayshunal tryal?
dis cally coe kitteh is all reddy for hollow ween. teh stuf abowt teh dingo is juss her lyttle hollow ween jokie or trikk for us lolpeep.
nom nom nom. invisdibul dubbel bayse iz taystee…
Look at them big juicy… cheezburgers
zomg!!
luc out 4 da trucz
I shudz nawt laff at dis.
*snert*
BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Choklit in teh morning duz dis to me.
Hey! Stop det!
U tooks mah yarn toye! U tookd the toye! Gibs back! Hey!
(Swats)
Awwww…
(Stare)
Waaaaaah!
oh noes, Steeven Keeng haz mah behbeh!
(we metted heem one daze; he sez everee kid in Mayne wans to trix or treet at Steeven Keeng’s howse…..he has eletrickal fenze an punjee stix!)
lyke ur naym, turtlol. Turtlols 4-evah!
tenkew muchly, I lurves turtlols, haz a fambily of dem at hoom. Lurves as much as kittehs! Turtlol jeewlree, T-shurts, even haz on mai turtloltruck…. kittehs in nayborhood call mez Turtlol ladee an theys bring sic wuns to me. If I kantz fix, I haz gud repto-vet teh sic wuns goes to!
turtlols 4-evah 4 sure; dey out-lib ME somedaze frum naows.
Ha! I remember that movie!!!!
http://www.wannasmile.com
whu bes given wannasmile teh low burgers?
whai?
(but yoo culd at leest enlighten us wannasmile)(pleeze?)
iz from Seinfeld — I think “wanna” gets low brgd for postin the web site thingy. but what I know? PS we GET IT that u have a website….I jus saying ( I nawt the burger troll just thawt I would give my opinion
) )
because WannaSmile’s name is blue – a link to the site already(a fun site too). Posting a web address in your reply implies a link to a site/pic/vid that responds directly to the lolpic or reply. It’s kind of a fake out…
I’m not a trollburgrerer tho – I usually just read on.
WOT HUNNEE?
BAYBEESITTUR?
UR TAKIN ME OWT?
WELL WHI DINCHA SEZ SO!!!
YAY!!!
Nk, Dingo taek gud cares of mah baybee.
DOANT EET!!
sorree cheez frenz. dis one hits raw nurv. no want. dat famblee lawst babbeh dawter an still gowen thru hell 20+ yeers.
i gots to agree.
philene, yu no we not tryin to hurt ennebodee….I can’t beleev dat fambily is still havin to deal wif it…I doan even haf alla teh faks, but it is trajik no matter what akshully happend
COL – ichc nawt taknig mai web ref. soz – google dingo steals babe in australia n select everything2 dot com rite up for splinashun.
plzzz unrstnd. lyk pic nowt capshun. lyk cheez peeps odder capshuns too.
thx cheez frenz
umm……the mum was convicted of the murder actually (even though it was later overturned) but this saying comes from Seinfeld — Elanie Bettis said it, doesn’t have anything to do with the poor baby and seriously—–FAR more people/children are attacked and killed by crocs…..we could just about bann ANY idea if we were sensitive enough……I am just sayin…..
Go to Wikipedia and look up “Azaria Chamberlain disappearance”. After mother was convicted and serving a long sentence, a piece of the baby’s clothing was found near a dingo’s lair, and she was released on compassionate grounds. Amazing story. I’m sure no one meant to cause pain by joking about it, especially since Jerry Seinfeld made the phrase well known.
Meryl Streep cat!!! Is gret aktress !!
NOT FUNNY
Ebil wordypress eated mai comment, so Aye posts again.
dis is OT, but chek owt slate .com/id/2175633/entry/0/
Dis is story uv brave goggie in Iraq.
Oh, yoooo hoooo! Fur all yoo trikertreeters – I gotz teh choklit cheezburgerz ober heer at mai howse! Com an git dem beefour I eats dem all maiself!
heer i coms tu sabes u!!!! i uzed tu lyf-gard. n sabes sum da choklit cheezburgerz for me!!!
Not happenz 2 calico kittehs, dey iz gud momz.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
Hmmm? o hai…no i is not makin fases at joo behine yur bak…nos I wundn’t do anyting likes dat…Whut? No, I swares i’m not…
Kitteh iz reely be referings to their favourite cheezeburger which they be naming as baybeh…. Kitteh reely be lovin da cheezeburgers…
Translations
(OMG!!! Dingo haz my one true Cheezeburger!!!)
This is sad to think about.
Dats whai wee doan. Life bee sad enuff wiffowt cummin up wif madeup sadnessus, mee finks.
dats not teh way I ment made up. I noe peepul bee tinkin ub tehreel storree. I not tink abowt it. I go look at sumtink funnee an nice now.
kthxbai
Kitty is Henrietta Pussycat’s calico cousin. “Meow meow cheezburger meow?”
(Seriously, the cat looks like a hand puppet.)
oh noes! I has let go! (ov my baybee! now the dingo he has it!)
Ok, ok….
Teh dingo haz mah cheezburga!
Bastage!
Is dat betta title?
Looks so cute yet so evil at the same time
Well…. it’s a cat.
*snort*
dis kitteh:
haz gots to be wun uv teh winnest and kyootest kits i haf evar seenz
sorri boout dingo eated ur baybe n allz
yay my pictures is up! I love how people talk slang here:)
Dat urs, Laur? Boy, dat is wun purdee kitteh. An so expressuv!! Congrajulashuns!
wow
kittah looks liek dingo really does gots babee.
What a pretty cat.
This caption is just sick, should be removed.
This is totally a a joke from summer camp right herah. /\
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Teh queshion is: teh goggie or 1 of alleast 2 humin bands namdeds Dingo/Dongoes?
my Aussie friend fell out of his chair laughing at that.
Aww, sorree peeps but dis one uv teh must histerikle capshuns eva. It not bout reel bebehs – it jus funnee sumhow – mebbee onlee to sic mynds….it rite up dere wit “JC it’s a lion get in the car!” Me jus go bak to looks at it an laff all ovur agins…..
OMG! I laughed so hard I cried! Thanks for that one.
That cat is gonna kill somebody!
JK