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butt i knows bestest!
*screams wif glee!* ittehbittehkitteh! mah ittebitteh fren! U is teh furstee!
cudden hab happuned too a nicur purrsun!!!
duz gnome dants! (link too follow. will bee eetun by WP, uff corse)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6100716521149698786
OMG!! Here it is! Tanks, WP! Dat bee a recurd!!
grate beeg schmoo
{{{hugs}}}
*blushes an wigguls wif happees*
fank u, kafleen. i gotz wadders in mah eyses cause u so sweet 2 meh, but i duz a widdel dants wif u…
buttwiggle, buttwiggle
*slip*
nuts! dat be da watters rite dere…
Aye warms up wif a cuple ov buttwiggles wile Aye wates fur teh danse frum Kathleen! Cum on WP!
Ai m reddy for teh wild gnome danse of celebratory congratulations for our ittehbittehkitteh! w00t!!
HAAYYY UUU!
I wantid to tells u happee birfdai last post an I gotz okupied
carvin mah pumpeekin.
HAPPEE BIRFDAI!!!!!
luve u luve u!
YAAAAAY!!!!!!
Fank yu berry much to yu, Miss ‘Lissa….dis haz beed teh bestest birfday evur!
COL:
It’s your day!
Let’s scream and shout
and have some drinks,
but don’t pass out!
That’s all … kthxbai!
Love,
Meno
iz mai burhday an awl do wat I wanna, do wat I wanna!
can wez do dans macabe by saint suns, sinc it bees halloweene?
happi burfday COL!
momcat
Meno-
Dat a grate birfdae song!
U SAY IZ UR BIRFDAY
*neer-neer-neer-neer-neer-neeeeeer*
IZ MAH BIRFDAY 2 MAN
*neer-neer-neer-neer-neer-neeeeeer*
U SAY IZ UR BIRFDAY —-
HAPPEH BIRFDAY 2 U!!!
an fanks 4 bean mah lolfren..
>^..^<
Happee Birthday, COL! May u hav meny, meny moar.
An now ai’m reddy to – do teh wild gnome dans.
Ai guess u awl r alreddee dansing – so I wil joyne it.
Wiggle, wiggle stamp stamp
wiggle right, wiggle left, wiggle right, wiggle left
(in a circle) stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp
wiggle, wiggle, stamp, stamp
Yu guize are teh grateist!
COL –
aye du da gnome dans agin tu werk off Burfdai deleecasees n halloween kandees.
much phun selebr8shin 2day!
shakn shakn jump jump
wiggle wiggle stamp stamp
COL I rotez celebratoree burfday poetree for u.
Tudai bee ur burfday
an cuz wii sew fond
Wii frows a tee partiez
accrozz de pond
Awl de ladies de wear
de hatz an de glubs
Dere be tees an cakez
an foodz dat wii lubs
Sew doe wii nebber
met faze ut faze
Wii awl comz tugeder
in wun happi plaz
Happi Burfdai COL an mani moore.
Teh pomez! Teh songz! I am ober wellmed wif grattitood…fank yu all!
doan hold ur breff, sweet Romeow. Dat stoopy WP bee takin all day mostlee.
Wee mus improvise….
Oh, doan tink nuffin ub it. I memmers dat wun bad day an ebbertime I turnud arown, dere u wus, my ittehbittehkitteh fren, sayin sumfin sweet. I not furgets. <3
OMG !!!!
ITS A GARDUN GNOME !!!!
GIT IN DE CAR !!
Nomez! Noooommez!!!1!1!
We is bein invaydid! Ruuuuuuuuuuun!
Oo, momee momee momeee…
(Hides)
–blinkblinkblink–
(Peeks out)
He goned nao?
“…the smug little duck-fondling bastard”
TEHO !!!
mizzd u!
wuzznt aimink ver well.
omg! deednt now mai commint hab dubble ent.. inten.. tu meenings.
i ment: greetnigs teho! ware u been? welcum bak.
i hasnt bin gawn…?
Hoo sed dat???
Dat’s ok, Teho….we gonna uze his pointee lil hed for skweezin out teh limes….where’s teh bartinder????
Ah, iz groenup partee tym nao? Ai can has gin wit mai lime?
i gits teh kokonutz.
u can has the eerwurm.
Ack! Eerwurm receeved! No want!!!
Oh wel, iz just rezine maiself – at least song reminz me ov adulez – adoolesc – uh, teenagedhud.
ahem..Ai err… donut unnerstan teh “eerwurm” tingy…sry
Iz when sumbuddee sings a lil bit of a song dat den bounsis around in yur hed fur hourz!!! No matter what yu do, dat dam song won’t leev yur hed!
eerwurm fing ani stoopi song dat getz stuk in yur head an you cantz get ridz of
lik (cubber yur hears! ” this iz da song dat neber endz”)
I awlwaz am stuk wif somfing at da moment it is ” it waz a wun eye, wun horn flyin purple peepsol eater”
momcat
oh, ok. Ai yushully lets tehm awl in an let tehm fite it owt amungst tehmselvs
sowns lyke a plan tu me!!
ahm akshooly teh sayme as momcat, eggsept ai has sebrul sawngs runnin thru mai hed at teh moment, among tehm r “boris teh spider” whatever yu cawl that kitteh cat danse sawng an “sympathy for the devil”.
ai dun know haow ai manages tu du NEting.
sumtimz I haz moar den wun two! whatz getz realli weird izn when deh start mixn up wif eac oder lik “i cuda danzd awl nigh…..yah da da da de dum, if I waz a rich man”
den der iz da planes mixd genres lik
“creepy crawly creepy crawly missy muffet on a tuffet missy muffet on a tuffet. I haz WEIRD brain……
Iz sorta lik da recombinment DNA. eberbubbi in der mixn wif eberbudi elz!
momcat
Shame on yu, Teho….here we was all celebratoree wif teh gin an teh tekillya an teh limes and yu go an stik an eerwurm in…..yu otta be asshamed, yu ott!
Eerwrum was in tekillya. They was all out of agaves.
selllllll-a-brayt gud tiemz, COM AWN!
duh nuh nuh nuh, nuh, nuh nuh nuhhh.
u littl sheet!!
hmm, cant fink ov wun fr dat.
AHM BAD! AHM NAAYSHUN WIIDE!!!
bownownow now bow bow
oh tehoz yuz beetd mez two it. I canz member who didz dat song!
A loooon timz ago at da endz ub sum serus ballet mai spoose an I sawz wunz ,de had awl da gurls cum out in teen tini red santa tu tus wif rain deers anletrs an liddli tailz, an danz to dat. mai spoose goggled so hardz himz awlmos fal outa chair, den we hadz to clean up da drool lak afore wez culd leave!
momcat
Sellabraeshun = Kul an teh Gang.
Lyem in teh Kokonot = no frakkin ideya.
fank u teho! I beenz lukn fur it
I gots wun
limes in coco nuts iz harri Neilson sam guy as did feme from “da courtship ub Eddies fadder” – weird-
momcat
u put teh lime in teh coconut n drink em bode up
u put teh lime in teh coconut n drink em bode up
u put teh lime in teh coconut call teh doctor wake him up n say
doooooktor… is tehre nuthin i can take
i sed doooooooktooooor to releeve dis bellyake
(omg i iz so old)
Youz not teh only one, if it be any cons… conts…kon…make u feelz better.
noam sez nuffin. duk iz ventrilokwizt.
Snork!!!
tee flies out noze onto monitor.
Is he regerseterded duck secks offendr
duckee finks:
“dis da last time i goes out 4 walk in da garden wif dis nome. he gots more arms dan a oktopuss an doan keeps hiz hands 2 himseff.”
duckee r disappointed cause she fot he likeded her 4 her mind……..
he has teh dezzerts disees – wandrin palms. Ai tank yu, Ai tank yu! Ai’m hear awl week.
Him’s teh ownlee ngome I knoes whu kan dryv, stere, chanj geres, an stil haf tu hans leff ober…
an himz in leeg wif da pixies…
molestin inuhsent yung dux an uncurruptd mindz…
duck-fondling ?
The mind reels…
butz ub cours! members goucho shew himz nao da secert wurd!
momcat
OK, peeps, put ur books away and get out ur #2 pensils. Let’s see if U knoes sumthing. Time for moar LOLSAT qwestions:
1. I maded u a __________ but __________.
a) cookie … i eeted it
b) caek … someone left it out in teh rains
c) lolpic … teh admins rejected it
d) all of teh above
e) some of teh above
f) I can plz has nother pensil? I eeted mine.
2. ESSAY QWESTION
“Oh, hai. Lettuce acksept that Ceiling Cat eggists. But whut if he diddent? Well, we wud has to makes him up, ’cause he is nece… nessis… something teh induhvidual / sossieties cannot not has, for whatevah reesons. So then, if he DIDDENT exist, we would akshually bes living zactly teh same way, bleeving in a Ceiling Cat that is invisible. WTF???” With this irony, Loltaire s in ur test, denying teh existence of Ceiling Cat.
Assigh… Essign… Whut U Has 2 Do:
Rite a essay saying weather u thinks that it matters if Ceiling Cat exists or not so much. Refur to ur own speeriences, whut u has readed, and ur favrite lolpics to sport ur posishun.
3. A Bunways airplain leevs Chicago at eleventeen-fifty o’clock, bound for Denver. Monorail Cat is apposed to meet teh plain but has been derailed outside of Colorado Springs. Helikat is airlifting peepls wif sploded heds to teh HSRW at Teh Hold Teh Mayo Clinick and cannot bes back in time to fill in. U is a passenger on teh airplain and will be late for ur anger management senimar. Whut u gonna has 4 lunch?
a) Cheezburger
b) Nuggitz
c) Large Frys
d) Diet soda
e) all of teh above
f) all of teh above plus sekkond halpings
g) oh, and a apple pi, too. kthx
u makes my hed hurtz. But in a gud wai.
FULLZ of winne!
rarther be full ob wine…
COL’s party has gone on to grownup drinkees…hep yerself!
Ai’s ollrelly habs…hic!
I can has drinkee wif umbrelly?
an a pees ob burfdai caek!
If’n ai has 2 much 2 drink, ai’ll defnitly has pees…
whirlled pees?
LOLWTF ai jus peed uh liddel
OMG….I forgoptted tu studee….I hatez popquizzez!
Hey, philene, I can has borrowing of wun of yur pinsels, plzthx???
For ur birfday, COL, u can has answer key.
Can I jus hav a do-over???? I promisses to studee after mai birfdai be over…rite nao I wan a tastee bevridge! Cheers!
Ai recummens teh Appul Marteenee
oh boi…doze are mai favotire!!!
Hold teh eerwurm!
appleteenie. i can haz portmantow… like filliam h. muffman
oops! COL – haow bowt mai lipstck?
darn – goggie barroo it for halloween – onest!
awlritey denn. i startz dis testee.
1. a)
2. [dunno da anser - dint studdy da loltaire so mutch. neechee - 'xcuse meh - was moar whut i studdy, so i can sez moar about da uberkittehs an da end of da whirrled as we knows it... i gonna do whut i allways do 4 da kweshuns i cant anser, called da b.s. - also sumfin u can studdees all by itseffs at da kollej] dats a intrasting kweshun. howsevver, more intrasting is da kweshun if a lolcat in da wuuds an a leef falls, do da kitteh jump awn it? da ainchent greeks fot da kitteh wuud jump, butt dats onlee cause ov da closeniss of da mediterrr- mettiter– *sigh* med. sea an da closeniss of da sfeers. (see musik of… 4 moar info dere) moddern sceye-entistest has dicobbered dat da kitteh jump if da leef moobes or dere iz a teeny liddel mousie unders it. reseerch still bean did 2 see if da kitteh jump wen da leef doan moobe no moar – preelim- preelimnery rezults sez da haff dak ittehs jump on da not moobing leefs.
3) G all da way, behbeh!!
ai wuz lurking…but dis is just to good! WIN AND AWESOME!!
Also, answers being [1]-B, [2]-Ceiling cat is being existing bcuz ifn he din den thur wood be no onez to watchez us all masturbates, and then the world would asplode from all teh sinnin, and dat not be good so he exist. kthxbai. [3] F and G are both correct, and anodder cheezburger.
EXTRA CREDIT IF YOU IS CEILING CAT-
Submit proof in form of lolcat link
aw, MM, u tu smartz, u gotted hear afore meeh
CEILING CAT IS NO LONGER WATCHING US MASTURBATE … HE IS NOW BLIND
Hee saiz hims pawses wuz alwais furrie liek taht, but wuz dey?????
I was tinkin teh saem ting!
Also, teh ovver dai when i sais dat i am secret fan of Teho? I is not crazy stalker, to small for dat. What I means by dis is just dat I looks up to hims a lil bit is all. I can has always wanted to work wif Hoomaine Sew Psy Etty, or Wiled Lief Rescyoo, I is in college for teh zoology and teh teaching…, and Teho be livvin teh dream (so much as Ai can be gather), Home full of kittehs and teh fur and love. I is just a youngun (is only teh 20) who can be looking up to people. And I be looking up to teh strangest of peoples sometiems…*glance at Sid Vicious Poster in cubicle) Cubicle..PLEH. Want intervyoo wif Hoomaine Sew Psy Etty to come and go wellz….Want out of dis box.
No boddee tinks u is stalker, sillee. U is a main ingreediunt ub ICHC !
I sees ur Hoomaine Se Psy Etty Posts an hopes it awl goes good an wunnerful fur u!!!
/pardun teh buttin in
M_M, we all looks up to Teho! Nufin strange bout dat! Yu a gud kid and we wantz yu here makin us laff!! Also, srsly, I want you to know you have all of our good thoughts and prayers and yu can even have some of my good Karma….for your interview!!! We luz yu!
i jus nawt so comfterbuls wif teh ideeya of havings fans. am nawt sillehbritee. i lykes anonnymowsies. an y’noe, dis nots eben mai syte; i jus coments a lot.
we duz has teh kittehs at hoem, tho, an dem is (moawstlee) awsum.
I’z not ‘fan’ per-sai…just nice to see dat teh dream is reachables. I is wanting lots of teh kitties and goggies and lolferrets and lolbirdies and an Iguana named Sean, an a pony and anovver pony, and some more kitties, and a unicorn…ect. I is zoology major! I just want house and land full of ebrythin dat is aminal in nature! Boyfriend think is not so great aktully, him likes the birdied and teh kittehs and goggies and ferrets, but him not so big on the Iguana named Sean. And Teho, teh more comments you make dat are win and awesome, teh more ‘fans’ you akwire, i is sure. Maybe try being not so awesome? I know, is hard, but if you can has anonnomonocities…(end sarcasm)
whut about kangaruus an ewoks an platmiusses an…
TOO platimusses. An a hippo, an a Iguana named Sean, and anuvver kitteh, and some lolrusses, and a foxxes, and teh Emus, and teh polar bear. and a caribubear (al mai life, i go to milwaukee countee zoon, and der be a sighn what has arrows pointing where animals on list be living, and Caribu and teh bears be living near by so tehy is listed togevver, and I has always, since learning to read, has read dem together as caribubears, and always still to dis day be disapointed when der are being caribu and bear, but no caribubears) and chimmunk named Clancy and a pony named Glen…and a Doggie named Ronald….and uh…uh…i is running out of people names that look sillee on aminals…(Iguana named Sean is my favorite!!)
yuz fergot da snakies! wez haz wunerful corned snakie nomed “diamond” (has liddle dimond on hed) she purddy red an yellr. neber fout I culd lik da snakies util fishykiddy gotz one. feed not so bad- frzn mousies sorta luk lik kiddi toy mosies but colder….
momcat
oh, teho.
*wipes mah eyses*
nao iz all disappoint… if u changes ur mind, i willz be ur fan 2.
*sad sigh. seez cheezburger on mah desk*
*sad nomming take playce*
sad nomming…is way of teh world…I noms when sad too. I thinkz most female do…*noms “funsize” dark chocobarz* Funsiez? Nuffing fun about dis tiny waste of foil wrapperz…I’s not sad right nao tho, I just lurves teh dark chocolatez. NomNomnomnomnom
Yu kan haz alla da anonnymowsies yu want….but keep on postin here!! Dat’s al I’m sayin….
Duz this meens ai has to stawp sqeeing ebery tiem ai sees teh Teho name?
Cuz ai duz it to COL, B!, littelbittehkitteh, and Janet twos…
an am ai teh onlie wun who wants to pet teh floofy pink wun? srsly, ebery tiem ai sees teh wruds “floofy pink troll” ai wants to pley wif teh floofy pinkness an put bows an ribbuns an sparklees in it. ai noes, aiz werid. ai blames it awn lak uv kittehs to snorgle and smoo.
kitsunerina:
nao i gonna skweels wen i seez ur name, 2!!
*skweeeeeeel*
an i gotz 2 admit i likes stend in pink. i likes stend in floof.
if i has 2 list awll da lolfrenz i likes an awll da ways i likes dem, dis gonna be wun loooooooong post………
k. i spares u. just a beeeeeg schmoo 2 mah frnz.
“sum peeps bornd gret, sum achive greatnes, an sum haz greatness thrustd on dem”
teho- I finks u gotz awl free
an when u realiz dat dis cum frm spooffy ledder- wuks beddr!
momcat
u meenz dat qwoet wuz alwys tung-in-cheek? i dids not noe dat.
yr riet, is betar dat wai.
yup, itz waz Malvolio inz 12 nights…. gud comedi!
momcat
Ohhhh Teho – ai has teh immij of Sid teh Slof in Aice Ayge Too wen awl teh liddl slofs wurships him…..
we is wurshippin ju, maightee Teho!!!
Ob corse, tehn tehy tries tu sakwifice him in teh volcaino, so mebbe teh adumulorayshun nawt so gret, akshully.
M_M, no lurkin…come join teh birfdai fun!! Here, have some tekillya wif lime!
an a pees ob burfdai caek
WIN! Dis mayd me to lafft owt lowd n nao my ko-werkerz be lukin at me lyke, “WTF”
1: anser is g) poopie / u stept een eet (I maded u a poopie but u stept een eet
2: Seeling Cat ownly eggsists wens u mastur … mastar … plays wif urselfs. Fur meeh tu sez whebber Seeling Cat eggsists fur meeh, wells … DAT ARE BERRY PURRSONAL KWESTION. Gets outta mah fayce nao!
3. anser is h) carrit an’ raysin salid … buns doan et fas’ foods. Beh kareful ob teh raysins, doh.
Dis LOLSAT hardur dan teh wun ai taked befurr. Ai can has reefresher corse?
Yea. DOANT LISSEN TO DAT NOME!!!
HE LIE!
Let’s nawt cheet.
brawt to u by teh fowndashun foar a bettur life.
I lub dat commershul.
1. yesh
2. http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/25/screw-dis-no-wants/
mai pruf dat tehyr iz no ceelingkat.
3. *liks azz* did yu aks meh sumting?
DAT wuz spokin like a true kitteh!!!
1. yesh
2. Mt. McKinley
3.*liks azz*…ohai yu aks meh sumtink?
dabnit!
i can has doover Ex Sam wif COL? i thot WP ate mah test, but then it horked it uuuuup! plus mah shift key iz stickee…
“… signed,
cSmall’s Mother”
(whispers)
tankoo besmall
Kribsheat fur LOLpeeps hoo didunt revyz:
1. F
2. Seelingkat eggzists no matter what LOLtaire or LOLrus-o sae. Dose hoo kanut see Seelingkat iz eyder (a) blynde, (b) stoopyhoomin, (c) doen mastabayt, or (d) two sinfull two see hiz noodlee appen… apenn… bits. Seelingkat iz not a phigmunt ov majinayshun. Hee eggzists. Dennaiyuhs ov teh eggzistans of Seelingkat ah HERETIKS an will bee exec… eksek… put to deff b4 a fihrin skwad compr…komp… mayd up uv LOLfrens ahmd wiv puddinkwerferschnorglekanonen.
3. E, F, & G are all correct.
Hay! U gives that kribsheat bak rite now! Bebbeh is cold.
Nobuddy puts Bebbeh in horspital corners.
aggh! Hamm on fyuv, hold teh mayo klinick “Airplane” ref FTW!!
peas ess….HBD COL
wood bees my 17th wedding anniversary, too, butz mah husband past on… so gladz I haz lolfrens wif me naows.
Aw, I is happy and sad for u, turtlol. But we celebrates teh good!
Ur Hallowedding must have been quite teh eggsiting time!
Um…Mt. McKinley?
OMG i so want #1 to be ‘B’ … please let #1 be ‘B’
I don’t think that I can take it…
Deer, deer lcb. U DID IT!!! get bedder everytiem. Ur brayn. U has it. I wants it.
Nooooooo! She be covetin’ mah brane!
U is kind, J4K, but if u reeds some of teh LOLSAT answers u will sees that there is some peeps here who is skary smrt. It will be vry hard to grade these tests on a curve.
Which is just as well — get hit by a car? DO NOT WANT.
Kitteh wants garden wizrd to open up portle to kitteh levle
No moar rassenfassen pooter gaymes! We wuz havin a nys burfdai tee partee fore COL in teh larst postie an rassenfasse Woar ob teh rassenfassen Werlds wuz goan on awl arown us! Enuff awlreddy! Plai nys an hav a pees ob COL’s burfdai caek! Itz shayped lyk a pees ob cheez an has choklit myces awn it!
An it iz berry deelishush, too!
I tink he knowz ware to get gud pricez on hotelz an rentle carz.
Sneeky basstud not tellin me.
teh travling noam!!! we findz him!! he hidin frum teh angree hoomins hoo not has good travels wif his deels. Kitteh will eet him fur us.
8 votes and only 3 burgers and it gets promoted to the front page?!
itz a trajudee
ah gess he does know something…
Eek! Eerwurm!
ai still has yet to see mai submission in da votin page… an ai gotz teh email an eberyting… has been a week!
it has teh shadow and cat and yelling “Tink! mai shadow no listen to me!”
aiz goes an crys in da korner naow…
Excuse me, your name are Erina? Becuz mine, it is Erina. How coincidence!!!
is nawt mai name… is mai nom de plum!
mai name is classi… klasss… sekret.
utherwize teh nomes will get meh.
He knowz sumpin,
n mah pointy ends r gonna git it outta hims!
Kitteh nos the gnome iz Irish – werz the pot of gold to turn into CHEEZEBURGERS?
he spended it awn ginness an iz nao too pissed to notiss tehr’s a duck cr*pping awn his hand!
ROTFLMAO
fankoo Ambarkat, dat gived meeh a gud guffaw
aw man, nao I hasta have tinkletime
Ai wuz laffin as Ai typed it! Taht’s not so gud akchully; laffin at oen joeks. But sumwun’s got to!
Mine momma duz dat. Her are full ob teh laffins long ‘afore her gets tu teh ponch lyne. Den u has tu WAYT til her STOPS teh laffins, soes her can has finished teh joke.
kitteh asks,
does it has a flavour?
gnome gnome gnome
He knowz sumpin,
butts nawt enuff bout fashon n maek-ups.
I’z kolor blindz n eben Aye no dat teh shurt doan goes wif teh pants.
No kiddin! Where’d he cobbl that outfit togethr … teh polyester sekshun at Goodwill?
Himz a gnoam, nawt a cobbler.
Mmmmm…cobbler…nom nom nom.
mah fot eggsakly… peech cobbler….
lolz!
Aye fink hims flunkt outta Santa skool. Nise beerd.
kitteh sez
dat gnom he/she confuzd.
the nom is onto da kitteh plan to conqr the yoonivrz
Haow duz he napz wif hims aiz openz lieks dat?
Shudda gonz 2 Kitteh Skool stead ov Santa Skool.
Kittehz r mush betta wif da napzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz…
Iz furst lolnom?
liek enywun evar tuk noems serriyuslee??
mah expirts has been reseerchin diz kweshun, an dey founded dere iz sumbuddy hu takes nomes seriousleh…….
nomettes. uvverwise dere be no liddel nome-kiddels.
o yez–cant be furgetings teh gnomlets.
Ayt tot dey wuz gnomlings?
THINK OF TEH GNOMLETLINGS
tink ub da GREMLINS- no nawt da cawr sillyz, fink ub da cawr “gremlin” an uzs mig di ob da shock!
momcat
oosps- sryr gremlin- mez no luks at da noms two much… didn notice yur nom until righ naowi- wasn talkn bout u-
tawlkn bout ugly cawr dat luk lik fatz farmer wern too tigth oberawls whenz observed frum da bak……
momcat
Daz OK, Gascat! I am not atall offendies . . .
Doz ennywun elze haf dat grate buk from bowt firtee yeres ago, awl bowt Ngomes an dere lyfs an dere eting habbits an kulcher an awl dat stuf? Wuz a berry purty, snazee buk wif awl kullered pikshers.
Dis wun:
http://www.amazon.com/Gnomes-Wil-Huygen/dp/0810909650
I wuz so happee wen I getted dis buk foar mai Krismus prezzint wun yere! I wuz a fantasee nurd at teh tym as wel as jus lyking pritty pikshers!
But hims suspektz nuthin…
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
NOM(E) NOM(E) NOM(E)
luk, i’z aksd befoar an alaska gen… teh punz? whai u do dis?
Juneau teh answer. Punz is inevitable. They is everywhere. Yukon runz from tehm but u cannot hides.
eye dunnoz, dese punz, eye canzt get inuit….
(yukon runz but u cannot hides….aggghhhh…) ROTFLMFAO lolcatburglar! Eye needz a gud laffs todaze, tenque berry muchly!
I iz haerdlee Bering dis conversayshun.
Iz haerd tu keep a Strait faec.
ju no, U need anchorage management classes…don be such an idiot, Rod, or woodchuck if that is indeed your nome.
(move over Piers Anthony)
I can’t believe you even attempted an “Iditarod” pun.
ohh gahd… [urp] …somebody point me toward a sink
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you no u wuvs it…hurling & all…hee
Fan Club, yer needed here….Your Great One is urping…must be all that baked Alask—oh there he goes agin! (HEE)
SQUEEEEEEEEEE!
himz is so Teho… *fangril sighz*
u herd bowt teh man whoo entered teh pun contest? he hoped wun ob his wud win, but no pun in ten did.
*sigh*
yah datz wut ai wuz juzt wunderin…if kitteh choo awn elf, duz it sownd lyke nome nome nome?
STOOPY LIL GNOME!!!!
Kinda souwnd like stoopy lil ho.
I cwack mahsef up!
would be funnier if it said “He Gnowz”
Contempshoous kitteh sez: “I smelled dat.”
Disingenuous gnome sez:”LaLaLa”
(Long suffering duck just suffers in silunts.)
Spittin owt Cherree coke zero.
Dat I’z nawt ‘posed to be dwinkin.
U got me at lalala!
Fwiggin phunnie
ha ha kafleen! ai do dat “la la la” fing too! boi duz taht mayk mai sig ot madd! speshully at nite under teh cubbers. i gibs yoo gobs ob burgurs.
aW….joo gais putted a big stoopee grin on mah face!!
u knows…. i finks da duck suffer in silents – cause da deed wuz did in silents!! DOZE be da WURSTEST, da silents wuns…
o, I noes…i noes….
pleh x elebuntee milyun
I’ll git u mah pritee…u an ur lil ducky 2.
butt not apparently how too aplies da bluxher and udder make-ups
dat nome haz bluxh on hims noze!
oh, and da lipztick just nawt rite for an “autumn”
–er, mebbe datz a girl nome unner dat beerd?
p.s. happy b-day to crazy-old-lady! pass da snaxk – kthxbai!
Fanks, wud yu like a tastee bevridge, too?
Ooh, most soitenlee – yess! Keepin an eye on dis suspishus nome iz makin mee very thirstee.
Aye wood lurve a cool, tastee bevridge to even out teh ruff edges.
I can haz extra gin? Tastes like liddel Krissmass treez. Yum.
Heere’s a happee liddel kitteh gin dance for ya –
Ta ta – ta ta – ta tum!
Woohoo! Fanks, gramlin…enjoy yu gin!!
yu wont sum burfdai caek wit taht?
Travelosity failz mai garanteeeeee
him noze how to save u beeg monies on travl expinsiz, just log on an see, you neber travl alon wen u travl wif da roman nome (Hims name is Migel since he is roman)
Travelocity Gnome Disgraced When Duck Fetish Discovered
Fowl Play Suspected
(omg, was that out LOUD?)
Gnome defends self with plea, “I was only trying to feather teh nest!”
Don try 2 duck teh issuez!
Either way he’s goin to be stuk wif a big bill.
buts 1 yr laetr, gnoem re-ellektid enywai. scandle rolz of teh gnowmz liek watur off… well, u noes teh rest.
then irs investduckgators snagged him for frawdulent deducktions.
Then on top of that he acquired a strange mallardy, that he couldn’t seem to shake cuz the doctor was such a quack.
NO MORE! PLEASE!!
THINK OF THE TEHLOLS!!!
[über-ürrp]
Major SNICKER doodles…reporting at the lounge…cold duck please
MUWHAHAHA
no no… teh gnome iz clooless. iz dat duck i’z worried ’bout.
heez 4 teh whirld dominayshun. u can see it in hiz beedy eyz.
Nebbur truss a duck.
I tried dat wunce, but teh truss fell rite off!
Did him nip u, too?
u gots dat riet
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=8196
omigourd!!! i dint knows ducks has da pron!!!! [pleh] makes sum sense, cause ducks rimes wif …
uh-oh.
i just goes back 2 da sad nomming ov da cheezburger…
T mynus 2 owers til trikertreetz tym! Luff to see teh kiddees in der kostooms.
Happy Halloweensies everbody!
My first Halloween in our new little house….I really hope we get some kids!! I sat home last year and only three little kids came by…**sigh*** Dis used to be teh funnest dai!!! Now the kidlets are skeered of goin’ ennywherz but teh malls an stuff.
Uss 2 COL. Furst yeer in are gnu haus 2.
Ai hopes wee gets manny many treek-ore-treeters twonite.
EVIL KNOME.
I is in ur gardin stalking ur gnomes
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN KISSED BY SOMEONE WHO CARES FOR YOU!!! SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU CARE FOR INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU, ONLY IF YOU CARE FOR THEM!!! SEE HOW MANY KISSES YOU GET!!
i LO0VE U MORE DAN WO0RD CAN SAY
i LO0VE U MORE&&MORE ERRYDAY
i LO0VE U && DAHZ ALL i GAFFA SAY
CUZ i LO0VE U ND DAHZ HOW iZ GONNA STAY!
(ENGLiSH) i LOVE YOU
(POLiSH) JA KOCHAM CiEBiE
(FRENCH) JE T’AiME
(HiNDi) HUM TUMHE PYAR KARTE HAE
(CZECH) MiLUJiTE
(SLOVAKiAN) LU’BiM TA
(iTALIAN) Ti AMO
(UKRAiNiAN) YA TEBE KAHAYU
(GERMAN) iSH LiBE DiSH
(CHiNESE) WO Ai Ni
(GREEK) S’AGAPO
(HAWAiAN) ALOHA WAU iA Oi
(LiTHUiANiAN) TAV MYLiU
(KOREAN) SA RANG HAE YO
(JAPANESE) Ai SHi TE RU
(ROMANiAN) TE UBSEC
(BOSNiAN) VOLiM TE
(ALBANiAN) TE DUA
(FiLiPiNO) MAHAL KiTA
(SPANiSH) TE AMO
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(¯..v..¯) LOVE YOU..
WaT BettUh Waii 2 ShOW hoW GUd oF A FriiEnD u ArE
MwAhSzZzZ
SeNd DisZ nD SeE How MaNiii U Get BaK
–> G3t MorE daN 5 uR A Gud FriiEnD
–> G3t mOrE DaN 10 Ur sUcH a gReAT FriiEnD
Who dat?
(btw this kitteh is so byooootiful!!)
derrtie noam tinkin taht stripee kitteh knowz sumthin……butz kittehz lipz is seeled. dun ax, dun tell.
To gno-gno-gno-me is 2 luv-luv-luv me…
I noes one fing.
Nome noes nuffin ’bout applyin makeuppee!
Dang d00de.
BLEND! BLEND!!!!
Stryppie kitteh thinkz knome lookz like pointy headed ho!
http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=iphone
BLEND! BLEND!!!!
he took make up lessons from the poodle several blocks up.
Remember, bf, color color color….dont be such a gray pussycat bout it!
botanist kitteh seyz… this spessyman be v unuzual, i wunderz wut gnomenklatchur it belongz too.
[just f'kin rolls over and dies]
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00e398b8ea690001.html
PS* — i fink u miet needs to brushup on ur taxognomey.
*Posthumous Script
THE GNOME KNOWS SOMETHING!!!! we must finds out wut it iz