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butt i knows bestest!
*screams wif glee!* ittehbittehkitteh! mah ittebitteh fren! U is teh furstee!
cudden hab happuned too a nicur purrsun!!!
duz gnome dants! (link too follow. will bee eetun by WP, uff corse)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6100716521149698786
OMG!! Here it is! Tanks, WP! Dat bee a recurd!!
grate beeg schmoo
{{{hugs}}}
*blushes an wigguls wif happees*
fank u, kafleen. i gotz wadders in mah eyses cause u so sweet 2 meh, but i duz a widdel dants wif u…
buttwiggle, buttwiggle
*slip*
nuts! dat be da watters rite dere…
Aye warms up wif a cuple ov buttwiggles wile Aye wates fur teh danse frum Kathleen! Cum on WP!
Ai m reddy for teh wild gnome danse of celebratory congratulations for our ittehbittehkitteh! w00t!!
HAAYYY UUU!
I wantid to tells u happee birfdai last post an I gotz okupied
carvin mah pumpeekin.
HAPPEE BIRFDAI!!!!!
luve u luve u!
YAAAAAY!!!!!!
Fank yu berry much to yu, Miss ‘Lissa….dis haz beed teh bestest birfday evur!
COL:
It’s your day!
Let’s scream and shout
and have some drinks,
but don’t pass out!
That’s all … kthxbai!
Love,
Meno
iz mai burhday an awl do wat I wanna, do wat I wanna!
can wez do dans macabe by saint suns, sinc it bees halloweene?
happi burfday COL!
momcat
Meno-
Dat a grate birfdae song!
U SAY IZ UR BIRFDAY
*neer-neer-neer-neer-neer-neeeeeer*
IZ MAH BIRFDAY 2 MAN
*neer-neer-neer-neer-neer-neeeeeer*
U SAY IZ UR BIRFDAY —-
HAPPEH BIRFDAY 2 U!!!
an fanks 4 bean mah lolfren..
>^..^<
Happee Birthday, COL! May u hav meny, meny moar.
An now ai’m reddy to - do teh wild gnome dans.
Ai guess u awl r alreddee dansing - so I wil joyne it.
Wiggle, wiggle stamp stamp
wiggle right, wiggle left, wiggle right, wiggle left
(in a circle) stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp
wiggle, wiggle, stamp, stamp
Yu guize are teh grateist!
COL -
aye du da gnome dans agin tu werk off Burfdai deleecasees n halloween kandees.
much phun selebr8shin 2day!
shakn shakn jump jump
wiggle wiggle stamp stamp
COL I rotez celebratoree burfday poetree for u.
Tudai bee ur burfday
an cuz wii sew fond
Wii frows a tee partiez
accrozz de pond
Awl de ladies de wear
de hatz an de glubs
Dere be tees an cakez
an foodz dat wii lubs
Sew doe wii nebber
met faze ut faze
Wii awl comz tugeder
in wun happi plaz
Happi Burfdai COL an mani moore.
Teh pomez! Teh songz! I am ober wellmed wif grattitood…fank yu all!
doan hold ur breff, sweet Romeow. Dat stoopy WP bee takin all day mostlee.
Wee mus improvise….
Oh, doan tink nuffin ub it. I memmers dat wun bad day an ebbertime I turnud arown, dere u wus, my ittehbittehkitteh fren, sayin sumfin sweet. I not furgets. <3
OMG !!!!
ITS A GARDUN GNOME !!!!
GIT IN DE CAR !!
Nomez! Noooommez!!!1!1!
We is bein invaydid! Ruuuuuuuuuuun!
Oo, momee momee momeee…
(Hides)
–blinkblinkblink–
(Peeks out)
He goned nao?
“…the smug little duck-fondling bastard”
TEHO !!!
mizzd u!
wuzznt aimink ver well.
omg! deednt now mai commint hab dubble ent.. inten.. tu meenings.
i ment: greetnigs teho! ware u been? welcum bak.
i hasnt bin gawn…?
Hoo sed dat???
Dat’s ok, Teho….we gonna uze his pointee lil hed for skweezin out teh limes….where’s teh bartinder????
Ah, iz groenup partee tym nao? Ai can has gin wit mai lime?
i gits teh kokonutz.
u can has the eerwurm.
Ack! Eerwurm receeved! No want!!!
Oh wel, iz just rezine maiself - at least song reminz me ov adulez - adoolesc - uh, teenagedhud.
ahem..Ai err… donut unnerstan teh “eerwurm” tingy…sry
Iz when sumbuddee sings a lil bit of a song dat den bounsis around in yur hed fur hourz!!! No matter what yu do, dat dam song won’t leev yur hed!
eerwurm fing ani stoopi song dat getz stuk in yur head an you cantz get ridz of
lik (cubber yur hears! ” this iz da song dat neber endz”
I awlwaz am stuk wif somfing at da moment it is ” it waz a wun eye, wun horn flyin purple peepsol eater”
momcat
oh, ok. Ai yushully lets tehm awl in an let tehm fite it owt amungst tehmselvs
sowns lyke a plan tu me!!
ahm akshooly teh sayme as momcat, eggsept ai has sebrul sawngs runnin thru mai hed at teh moment, among tehm r “boris teh spider” whatever yu cawl that kitteh cat danse sawng an “sympathy for the devil”.
ai dun know haow ai manages tu du NEting.
sumtimz I haz moar den wun two! whatz getz realli weird izn when deh start mixn up wif eac oder lik “i cuda danzd awl nigh…..yah da da da de dum, if I waz a rich man”
den der iz da planes mixd genres lik
“creepy crawly creepy crawly missy muffet on a tuffet missy muffet on a tuffet. I haz WEIRD brain……
Iz sorta lik da recombinment DNA. eberbubbi in der mixn wif eberbudi elz!
momcat
Shame on yu, Teho….here we was all celebratoree wif teh gin an teh tekillya an teh limes and yu go an stik an eerwurm in…..yu otta be asshamed, yu ott!
Eerwrum was in tekillya. They was all out of agaves.
selllllll-a-brayt gud tiemz, COM AWN!
duh nuh nuh nuh, nuh, nuh nuh nuhhh.
u littl sheet!!
hmm, cant fink ov wun fr dat.
AHM BAD! AHM NAAYSHUN WIIDE!!!
bownownow now bow bow
oh tehoz yuz beetd mez two it. I canz member who didz dat song!
A loooon timz ago at da endz ub sum serus ballet mai spoose an I sawz wunz ,de had awl da gurls cum out in teen tini red santa tu tus wif rain deers anletrs an liddli tailz, an danz to dat. mai spoose goggled so hardz himz awlmos fal outa chair, den we hadz to clean up da drool lak afore wez culd leave!
momcat
Sellabraeshun = Kul an teh Gang.
Lyem in teh Kokonot = no frakkin ideya.
fank u teho! I beenz lukn fur it
I gots wun
limes in coco nuts iz harri Neilson sam guy as did feme from “da courtship ub Eddies fadder” - weird-
momcat
u put teh lime in teh coconut n drink em bode up
u put teh lime in teh coconut n drink em bode up
u put teh lime in teh coconut call teh doctor wake him up n say
doooooktor… is tehre nuthin i can take
i sed doooooooktooooor to releeve dis bellyake
(omg i iz so old)
Youz not teh only one, if it be any cons… conts…kon…make u feelz better.
noam sez nuffin. duk iz ventrilokwizt.
Snork!!!
tee flies out noze onto monitor.
Is he regerseterded duck secks offendr
duckee finks:
“dis da last time i goes out 4 walk in da garden wif dis nome. he gots more arms dan a oktopuss an doan keeps hiz hands 2 himseff.”
duckee r disappointed cause she fot he likeded her 4 her mind……..
he has teh dezzerts disees - wandrin palms. Ai tank yu, Ai tank yu! Ai’m hear awl week.
Him’s teh ownlee ngome I knoes whu kan dryv, stere, chanj geres, an stil haf tu hans leff ober…
an himz in leeg wif da pixies…
molestin inuhsent yung dux an uncurruptd mindz…
duck-fondling ?
The mind reels…
butz ub cours! members goucho shew himz nao da secert wurd!
momcat
OK, peeps, put ur books away and get out ur #2 pensils. Let’s see if U knoes sumthing. Time for moar LOLSAT qwestions:
1. I maded u a __________ but __________.
a) cookie … i eeted it
b) caek … someone left it out in teh rains
c) lolpic … teh admins rejected it
d) all of teh above
e) some of teh above
f) I can plz has nother pensil? I eeted mine.
2. ESSAY QWESTION
“Oh, hai. Lettuce acksept that Ceiling Cat eggists. But whut if he diddent? Well, we wud has to makes him up, ’cause he is nece… nessis… something teh induhvidual / sossieties cannot not has, for whatevah reesons. So then, if he DIDDENT exist, we would akshually bes living zactly teh same way, bleeving in a Ceiling Cat that is invisible. WTF???” With this irony, Loltaire s in ur test, denying teh existence of Ceiling Cat.
Assigh… Essign… Whut U Has 2 Do:
Rite a essay saying weather u thinks that it matters if Ceiling Cat exists or not so much. Refur to ur own speeriences, whut u has readed, and ur favrite lolpics to sport ur posishun.
3. A Bunways airplain leevs Chicago at eleventeen-fifty o’clock, bound for Denver. Monorail Cat is apposed to meet teh plain but has been derailed outside of Colorado Springs. Helikat is airlifting peepls wif sploded heds to teh HSRW at Teh Hold Teh Mayo Clinick and cannot bes back in time to fill in. U is a passenger on teh airplain and will be late for ur anger management senimar. Whut u gonna has 4 lunch?
a) Cheezburger
b) Nuggitz
c) Large Frys
d) Diet soda
e) all of teh above
f) all of teh above plus sekkond halpings
g) oh, and a apple pi, too. kthx
u makes my hed hurtz. But in a gud wai.