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B’aroo?
is kitteh, silleh! not puppeh!
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Baroo
“Meyrrrp?”
Mai mummah wuld alwaeys aks teh kitteh, “Whut u meen, mrrrrv? Is ur naem Merv? Hallo tehre, Merv!”
Ha! Merv. Mah kittehs talk a lot about somebody named Irma (Rrrr-ma, Rrrr-ma) and somebody named Marie (Mmmrree). I sometimes calls mah gerk kitteh Maggie McGee because when she is waiting impashuntly for her dinner she says “Mah-GHEE! Mah-GHEE!”
They reamin silent on the whole Don Piano issue.
lol win
Ai noes a kitteh hoo tawks abowt hurself ALL OB TEH TYME.
“Meeeeeeeh! Meeeeeeeh! Meeeeeeh!”
Hur nayme iz Ani an’ hur are teh tortuzhell kitteh. Hur are teh beautimous.
Mah gerl kitteh (”Maggie McGee”) can say half of her reel name: Esme.
She can says teh “meeee” part. The “Es” part is not so grate, akshully.
Don Piano! omg. eye lurves dat kitteh!
kittehs go “prrrooo?” nawt ”barroo”
Oh, and I forgetted: mah brudder useda has a kitteh called Feisty but we sometimes called him “Earl” cause he said that lots. “Rrrrrrrrlllll”. He was a tuff guy.
Feisty be a grrls name.
Lucky 4 u that Feisty used up his 9 lives, because he would fite u. I sed he was tuff. If he was a person, he’d've had a pack of cigarettes rolled up in his sleev.
Maybe it is one of those yooni… unnis… one of those names for bois and gerls. Like “Chris” or “Pat” or “Smokey”.
1 ob mine sez “Buuurt?” An sumtimz asks “Myrt?” I wonners if he been lookin at mah gene…jeany…fambly histry chartz: tehre’s Uncle Burt, an Granny Myrtle on teh same paje.
kitteh iz lernin nudder langwidge!
“¿como?”
Perry?
*gets strainjist senss of dayjar voo*
[does the Ditto Dance]
[does the Ditto Dance]
LUK! LUK! Teho is dansing!!!! Ambercat - fur you! Ai believe - tihs is the FURST tiem Teho haz danced with us!
Ai dont care if ditto danse nawt a reel danse. We’re reelee gud nao and can danse it enyway! I’m I’m dansing dansing it it nao nao!
Woohoo….I be dansin wif Teho….!!!!
think amber means…..learning goggie language……b’arrooo?
Teho can haz sleep in?
yup, yur rite. bowt wut Ai meen, Ai meen. Carnt coment awn teho’s sleepy tyms. Iz Ambercat’s sleepy tyms tho - jus tym for an arfternoon nap Bfore arfternoony tee! Tony, tym to get teh TeeTwolley reddy!
Hmmmmm - Ambercat. WHUT an idea. Ai think purrhaps som ov teh non-dansing peeps r gettin tired ov the Danses ov Joy. Maybee fur a while we cud haz a tea partee of joy. Peepl cn bring things - liek cheeszontoes.
Janet !!!!! tierd ob teh danswe???!? perrrishez teh thot…….. ai don kno how 2 do lawtz ob teh danswews, butt tehy r allus funnee an wif awl teh cheezburgerz bein nom nom nommed round heer, dersz allus eetin goin awn……
wee needz teh danswing so wee don awl blowz up to a kajillion pounz!!!!
Deer Sally - thank u! But u can danse too, u know. U just cloaz yur ayes - says “Ai can dans” and *poof*
u can joyne in. you knows, we duzn’t know how to do tehm either (cept fur polka and waltz, ov corse) - we just do it enyway. Liek teh ditto ditto danse danse.
Mai hed iz 2 hevvee 4 me.
Ai lerns tooo mush - mai brayns iz full!
naow watch dem leek owt mai eers! (wun uv mai students sed dis… ai laffed uv corse… )
Kyureeositee dint kill dis kitteh, butt it shoar gabe him a crick in teh nek!
I meen HER. Dint notis teh pinkee hartz on pinkee coller at furst.
WAYT! Did I say furst? I gotta du teh furstee dans fer Ambercat!
Slyd shimmee shimmee
Slyd shimmee shimmee
Jump! Twerl! Jump!
I shuda tryed teh shimmee befoar - I liek it!
But HURRAH for mai furstee dans! Mai shimmees; let me sho tehm yu!
Furst but 1!!!!1!!
>mirrors Ambercat’s shimmy dance<
It bees four thirtee in teh morning here, so I is dansin vereh, vereh clumsilee….
mah brane, it needz a donut!
Cud stil be a “hims” BOOO to yu an yur prejudicees! Yo donut unnerstan teh yoof ob toodai! How dares yu post yur oen opinions on a public site! Blah blah blah rant rant stomps off in teenayge strop an slams bedroom dor. Turns doleful musik up rilly LOWD. Onnestlee bleeves nowun ebber felt tihs wai befor, despyt fact iz listenin to cuver vershon ob teh saym sawngs pairents listened to, wen tehy wer teh teenaygers.
Ho hum, wot goez aroun, coms aroun!
Ambercat purr-tens tu bee emo kat.
Ambercat needz moar blak mask…. maksar…… maekkups!
an blak nayl pollish. an blak cloths. an blak….ebberytin!
Butt dat is blaytunt sterreo typin, ju shud respek hr indvd…. imdivvy…. the fak she is nawt laik eberybuddy elss! She is yooneek an so is awl her frenz wut dresses sackly teh saim an lissens tu teh saim mewsick!! Ju peeps jus doan unnderstand emo!!!
*wuz teenaijr wunce*
Ai tryd it twyce but sekun tym not so gud, akchually!
Did ju has a warp in teh space-tyme continyuumuum?
I wud laik mai boddee and face from 1984 an mai brane and mai munnies from nao. Tehn I wud behaiv owtrageussly an nawt wurry abowt tings dat seemd bery bery impurtant at teh taim but which I nao reelise was nuttin mush. An wud hav mush better shooz tahn I did in teh reel ’80s.
Shooos? Manolos? u may hav just pushed the majik button!
mebbe wuz…back in the day..
how u no u getting older…your parens starting to make some sense, altho still drive u nuts sometimes
u no u gittin older wen u drivin on I-10 wit cruse control set at 80 mph, n everbods passin u liek u was standin still.
u no u gittin oldere wen u HAVE cruze controlz awn ur car !!
Canzt said all dis in lolspeek, oder mai brainz can splode:
Historically pink (being a shade of red, and red, being associated with blood) used to be a man’s colour. Meanwhile, blue was the colour of purity and was associated more with women.
So dere!!! Mai kitteh iz a gurly an haz a kyoot blu kitteh an hart pilloh & blu blankie her grammy madez fur hur.
Mai kitteh iz orinj (but nawt poysn) so she has a green collar - luks verree nice gainst her furs. And she sleeps awn wutever blankie she lyks!
Ambercat, will yoo marridge mi?
srsly, dat wuz DA WIN.
Shor, wut yu dooin awn caturday?
OOOH, a wedddding! I can bee bridesmade? Plz?
SCREEEEEEEETCH…….wait……there is going to be a merrage? dapan are u relly single? and are u male? cuz I hear Amber is picky bout these things…. *Stomp grrr slams door* hmmmm enquiring mindz need to knows!
yup, iz wellnoenfac Ai insist on approx. 2 arms, 2 legs an a puls!
Ai wud nawt be tu inflecksibul Amber, a BIIIIG bank accownt can cawmpensait fur menny tings.
I LOVE weddings!! Drinks all around!!
(fur som reeson mai brayne is stuk on teh pirates of teh carrybean)
WELLLLLLL ai hab rite nummer uv lims an a pulz. but naw, i not be mail….ai be a wooman hooman. But ai marrige yoo on caturday aneewaze!
hurrraay! we can has marridge on icanhascheez.com?
u do it, and post reecepshun picchurs on teh factoryz so we can awl capshun tehm! wadda ya say?!?!huh, huh?!? graet idea, huh?
*blinks frantically with stupid look on teh face
Kin ai bee teh flour gril?
Aye am notaree….I can perform teh seremonee?????? Aye allus wantid to do dat!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
hmmm, if yu iz a gurl an Ai iz a gurl taht’s nawt so grate fore me, akchully. Ai meen, Ai lyks gurls, an awl taht, Ai just donut LYKS gurls..ahem…err. KthxbailegginitdowntehaisleasfastasAicango!
dapanferkitten: Ai laiks bof gurlz (sheeps) an’ boiz (heeps) … ‘f Ambarkat baks owt, ai’ll marridge u.
An’ we can has annibersawy ebery week own Caturday.
CrazyOldLady yoo gotted yr laisens frm Ceiling Cat? kewl!
So 2 maek mast happys, I kood marridj U both, an we’ll wrk tings oot frawm theyr?
DIS KITTEH NEEDS A CHIROPRACTOR…