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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
schrodinger kitteh is NOT in de boks.
david blane kitteh iz blowin yr mind
Shroedinger’s Certainty:
put owt a box
put a kitteh in teh rum with teh box
put sumthing(chsbgr,mowsie,nip,…lipstick) in teh box
certaintly teh kitteh will go in teh box
certaintly teh box will have onlee kitteh in it ultimatelee
Schroedingers otter certainty:
If ju wantz kitteh tu get in teh bawks (fur safe nawt-crashin-teh-car-an-cawsin-millyuns-uf-sensliss-deffs transpurtayshun) kitteh will instantly dissappeer.
Put a kitteh in da RUM?
I can has coak wif dat?
Noooes. Dat rum be kitteh-soked. Dat kitteh cans bee climin wifowt steps.
Well, mumrik….looks like dis old ladie gotta start up yur CDoJ….which wud yu like? I reelee doan wanna spin in mai chair ennymoar….I getz too dizzee….How bout a reelee fun ChaCha?
one, two, chachacha
spin,two, chachacha….back,two, chachacha
C’mon peeps…I kan’t keep dis up all bai maiself!!
yup - chacha isapsuhlootli fyne!
:o)
*chachaing liek krayzee*
Aye kin do dat!
Wun too chachacha
Bak too chachacha
spin spin chachacha
fall down chachacha!
Ooo, meebee too erlee yet…
opuns ai balls
reeds postz
lol
won, tew, chachacha
spin,tew, chachacha
bak tew git catfeend chachacha
Cha! Cha!
Moar CHA!
Let me be the FURST to say………..Happy BIRTHDAY to you COL……..in New Zealand this is Oct 31st! Although we don’t officially celebrate Halloween — it has gained popularity here in the last few years. :D) SMILE
Is COL’s Crazy Ol’ Birfday? Happee Birfday, u Crazy Ol’ Thang!
Fank yu, too, Meno….we sure haz mist yu latelee!
Fank yu, Gayla! I didn no yu guize nu mai birfdai!!!
I remembered from the other day! :D)
Mind like a steal trap
*cough cough hicuppupp*
Congratumalashuns, COL! Now u is even older.
Dass OK, I iz old too. Not so bad, ackshully, considerin teh alturnativ.
Jus remmemmer dc…..gettin old ain’t fur sissies!!
Congratoolashuns COL! Happee birfdai toooo yoooooooo! *yodels teh birfdai song*
Happee b-day to U COL!!
Mai turn!
Wun too, cha cha cha
Step bak, cha cha cha
Spin twerl, cha cha cha
Fall on mai butt, cha cha cha!
Whew, dat’s nuff dansin fer mee.
Quantum kitteh defies graviteh
Gud den we knowz kitteh not deadded.
Deep verrry deeep.
I haz hard time tinkin celebratoree furstee poetree 4 dis wun. Iz workin on itz.
Hokay, youz redy fur dis celebratoree furstee poetree? I hopz u likes it.
Uz firstee wun
fur awl tu see
We danz an danz
tu be concatulatoree
De firstee commentz about
Schroedinger’s kat
Not as easy tu unnerstand
as kat in de hatz
He tawking bout nuclear danz
an electronz az de be governed by chanz
But de ending is happee
az we can awl see
De kitteh owtside de box
live as can be
Soz adds a commentz
or tu or free
Fur herez wii can show
our creativitee
Brain wrked on dat wun. Eye hopz meye inner geek not showin.
WOW! Dat wuz grate, Lynn.
awwwwww….
nobuddy ebber writed me a poem b4!
*happee tears*
fank u so BERRY much, lynn - dat wus filled wif da greatniss n byootitood!
Don cri mumrik. U b much welcum. Tank u fur de nize commentz. Eye njoy rite de poetree. Eye feels guiltee eye canz write fur every pichure. Evrwun deserves it fur firstee commentz. Firstee grate hard plaz. U heart bout to splode. And ur brain freez, an no can tink. Iz eazier tu splode wif phunnie when u no unner presurez.
lub dis peom, Lynn. Whu elss cud cunekt Dr Suess an Schroedinger? I no unnrstan Schroedingr, but I lubs Dr Suess.
WIN!!
Quantum kitteh very much alivez, puts Schrodinger in the bochs and is doin a happi danz of celebration!!! Yeah!!!
Is importantz preyez…. Mebbe from da Italalian?
“it says: frah jheeeeeee leh…”
Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, dear.
Silly kitteh!
A Christmas Story ref FTW!!11!!
Iz major award!
How long u tink dat fishnet stockin is goin too last on dat leg?
Christmas story ftw!
O, O, O I iz so xsited!!! I fink Itz teh pogo stik I axed Santy fur lasst Crimzmuss! I no how to uze it arreddy!
Spydermann kitteh be savin de day.
spyder cat, spyder cat
he’s our hero spyder cat
can he swing from a web
no he can’t, he’s a cat
look out, it’s spyder cat
How did those kitteh prints get on teh seeling?
win!
Seelingg cat!!1 R U up dere?
kitten takes invisbul elevator to the top flor.
Mennee yeerz off kitteh-oaneeship teeches dat kitteh-elavaitorz NEVAH go too teh top flor.
Hey Tony, wut’s on teh TeeTwolley toodai? Itz arfternoony teetyme hear in teeneetiny Ingerland, hoo’s joyning us? Ai’ll put teh kekkle on! (Cayrfully, an wit wun hand!)
Ambah-kitteh! Let mee see wot we hafs…
Ok, dere’s sammidges wiv teh crusts cut ov - potted shrimp in those, and beef spred on teh braun bred. We haz home-made chocalat caik wiv lemmin frostin, an olso sum biskits - borbun creemz, peenk waffahs, an jammee dodjuhs.
Wee also has a slekshun uv teez - ov-bran redd laybuhl fur teh brikkees (cums pre-shuggared an milked), or url gray fur dose uf us wot likes reel tee.
(which brings me to today’s Tea-Time Teaser: why do socialists only drink fruit and herbal teas?)
Ooh beef spred awn brown fore me plees! An a jammiedodjuh. Wit teh Erl Gray.
Werkin awn teh TeeTymeTeeser….nawt doin verree well, akchually!
Has yu tole SJ teh TeeTwolley’s hear? An mebbe we can edumacate owr Merkan LOLfrens how to drink teh tee wit teihr pinkee finger stikin owt?
Oooooh did sumbuddy sai choklit caek? Altho I has to admeet, I duz nawt laik tee. I has checkd mai passport an ai is defnitly Inglish, but ai tink tee is teh pleh. Mai Irish mudder-in-law compleetly freeked by mai non-tee-drinkin.
Howevva. Ai has awlwais mayntaynd taht a glas of champain is perfikly sootable acump….ackom….ackomnimi…. goze rilly well wit teh sammidges (wit teh crusts cut awf) an teh caek.
oooh! Ai can has shampain? Goez rilly well wit teh painkillers…!
Shampain goze rilly well wit EBRYTIN in mai opinnyon.
*pop!*
BRB, has to tawk kitteh down awf teh frijj.
A toast! Heer’s to Shampayne fur our reel frends, an reel pane fur our sham frends!
I can joyn?
I wuds vewwey much like a beef spred on teh browm bred, an earl grey.
plzkthx
Ob coars yu can Gascat - jus lift taht pinkee a bit mor…bit mor…bit, ooops! Yu spillded yur tee! Clean up in isle 5! Tri sum shampain insted! hic!
ai wooods, but I iz nawt 21 yet.
although I does know a cuppla peeps whu wud liek sum.
I keeps praktasing teh pinkee leeft sos I does beddah nex time.
Aw bless! Ai gibs yu haf a cup ob Erl Gray so yu can praktis. An a peenkwaffah biskit. tehy tayst ob peenk!
Oh hai, gascat!
Mai Aye joyn u fur a peese of hoam-maed choclick caek n a kup ov earl grey tee, luv?
Aye promiss 2 drink mah tee wif mah pinkee finger stikin owt.
Dis iz bery cybilized.
Oh an pliz tu be notin taht in teeny tiny Inglan ju can drink teh shampain when ju is 18, nawt 21. I dunno if taht helps ju gascat. Ob caws, ju still has to find nice rich peeps tu bai it fur ju, but heer on ICHC we can has verchewul shampain wot is free tu awl lolfrenz!
I wud berry much like tu join yu all four tee….I learneded about holdin teh pinkie finger teh rite way frum watchin Sponge Bob….”Wen in dout, pinkie out!”
b/c they are trying to wean themselves off capitalism and live a free, goverment free life? PS I always like a bit of controversey with mai tea. And I am wearing my biggest flloofiest hat and lovely white gloves……so I am ready…….bring it
[Ansa too toodae'z Tee-Taim Teezah: soeshalizts oanlee dreenk hairball an froot tees cuz dey bleef dat awl propah tee is feft.]
*groan*
Ya - wut Ambercat sed!
GUESS I TOOK IT A LIL TOO LITERALLY…….LOL