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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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teenie

Ai gunna sit in mai chayr en du a tappytoez danse fr u, brainfire, acuz Ai haz sore tummee today. JCH4K en Woodchuck en Kathleen b heer laytr, dey ken danse a bettr danse than me.
OK, heer goez!

Tip tap tippity tap
Tip tap tippity tap
Shuffle tap shuffle tap
Heelz en toez, heelz en toez
Tippity tippity tap TAP!

kathleen

Shall I toss “Guilty” by Billie Holliday on the record player?

cSmall

follow it up with a mosh pit and “Unforgiven” by Metallica?

or a nice swing shuffle with “Aint Misbehavin”? I lyk Louie Armstrong’s, but we could have a whole set of all the covers… :-)

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Whooo - I’m heer. Gud morning. This chayr dancing. . .sumhow, taht duznt sound kwite rite.
OK - sounds gud to be sittin in teh chayr tippitee tapping and shufflling. Mai energiez needz recharging todai! brainfire - hoeps u dont mind too much the lower Kee dancing. Heers a coupla whoo hoos to maek up fur it.

Whooo hooo! whooo hooo!

Teenie, sounds liek u i REEP gud danser to MEE!

 
 
AllyBally

I’z spinning in whirly seet and duing handjibe…

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I’z feels sick nao…

kathleen

Oooh! Me too! I wuz tinkin ub handjibe, too, AllyBally!

Duz dis innocent lukin widdo goggie bee full ub jibe…
(unless he wuz framed by a kitteh….?)

 
CrazyOldLady

I spinnin in mai office chair…..until dey seez me, den I gotta stop. Woohoo!!

 
 
TatoAndTheRest

Mah tummee can has hurtz too, so Ai joins teh tappytoez danse. Maybe a lil hanjive also…

Lynn

I haz nu celebratoreee furstee poetree for u:

U firstie wun
fur awl tu see

We danz an danz
tu bee congratulatoree

De puppiz faze
is weally a mess

Howz him getz it
not hard tu guess

Butz we’ll have phun treyeing
an du our bess

Maybee sumping phunny
bout werin a dress

Soz addz a commentz
or tu or free

Herez wee canz show
owr creativitee

TatoAndTheRest

YAY!! Lubs da poetree!!

 
 
 
dapanferkitteh

Ai sowwy yoo haz tummy ake! DO NOT WANT!

 
brainfire

ai sorree ur tummee upseted teenie. ur char danz maded me smyle. tanks 4 teh nyce thot.

 
woodchuck

Did I mees teh dancin?

 
 
Inigo

I gibs heem da bennafet of dowt.

 
 
invisible commenter

puppeh: 1

lipstick: 0

karen

I eated it and it has a flavuhr, kthx

cSmall

mmmmmmm
rathththtperries!
thppptthpppththhhppppt

*kyoot puppeh dawg eyes*
“am ah in trubble Mommeh?”
*blink blink*

 
 
stend

‘but mummy, all I ever wanted was to be like those lovely pink poodles !!! I just wanted to be… DAINTY !!!’ (bursts into hysterical sobbing)

ronniecat

jumpen from tree to tree in teh mighty forests of birtish columbia?

o sorry rong all i ever wanted to be…

kiwican

wair dat ref fum, wonnie? I libs in teh mitee furests uv bittish kolomByah! Srsly!
Big twees waireva I luk!

ronniecat

I beez refrensing teh Monty Python Lumberjack skit… I can’t post teh hyperlinkz (my posts dizapear wen I try to) but it is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO1HEyxjlNA

 
Ambercat

Itz teh Lumberjack song frum Monty Python. Oar, if it iznt, it shud be!

 
 
 
B!

Der, der, bebe… Ef it dat importint to yoo, we gibs yoo koolaid peenk rinse aftur yor neckst baff. Witch will be today, Ah’m tinking!!

Den yoo bees purty an kleen AN peenk, an yoo no can has mawmee’s lippygloss numoar!

 
 
 
Ambercat

Puddle suports Brest Canser Awayrness munf!

FloofyHat

Dats goggie’s story an she stikin to it.

 
 
Ambercat

Luk Mummee! Ai drawed yu a pictur!

invisible commenter

or mebbe: “luk mummee! i kilded it all by myseff.”
mebbe both

 
 
pusseltat

U silli doggi, no nutrishun in pink girlygunks!

lunarmommy

“pink girlygunks” lol - win!

 
 
AllyBally

Lolreal… coz puddle iz wurf it!

 
KittehLurve

iz not bornd wif it…must bee maybbelinne.

 
 
 
Jodie

No worriz, iz fake bluds. Sware!

 
apricoco

omg, my pupz did taht onze two. made teh sam faces.

 
Opium

oh cuuuute. nawty puppeh.

 
Sabrina

My goggie did dis same fing wif 25 dollar Estee Lauder lipstick in Tea Rose…was not a pretty picture…my goggie has gud tayst, she left 5 dollar Covergirl and 3 dollar NYC lipstick in makeup bag…

Menopaws

Hahahaha! Yur goggie is stylin! Covergirl wud be slummin … pleh!

Sabrina

is tru dat…she has gud tayst…my kids do two…dey demoilshed a tube of MAC Russian Red…dat stuff nebber, ebber come out! awl ober demselves, de vanitee, der clothes, ebberywarez…we scrubbed and scrubbed…(shudders)

I putz lipstickz and makeupz on hi shelf nao!

 
 
Wilf_brim

mai goggies did sam fing. forrest gump, da rescu greyhound is horible theef. anyting in bad he tinks is fud and wil tri and get to (even if nowt). stoopie ex lef a bunch of kosmetiks she wuz sellin (nawt marie kay sumfin else, forgets nam) in bad.
gumpie found da bad an gawt in. ofer goggiez got in on it, espeziallie leetle Pom goggie (forrest gump iz hiz hero). tems ate tree or fowr lipstiks and runied bunch of over stuffs. stoopie ex got verie mad. stoopie me spent howrs cleanin karpet.

Wilf_brim

in bag i meanz. downt now wai i kept sayin bad.

Astarid

Akshully was very ampropriate wey to use “bad”! Anz Ai gotted whut yu was sayin’ which was hole point!1!

 
 
 
Menopaws

U hassa rescu greythound? Awwww … I hadz three, but all hav crossd teh Rainbow Bridge long time ‘go … they r funnest goggies … so sillee an goofy lyk! My greythounds, I misses them…

MizHizzyfitz

I been wunderin dus teh grayhounds hurted teh kittehs? I wantz wun but I worriez teh greyhound, he be chasin em an eatin em kittehs. Caint hab dat!
By-teh-wayz…that nu goggie puppeez i gutz..he teechin hiself ta uz teh kitteh litterz boxs awl by hisself. Magine dat? Yep, when I forgetz ta tak dis puppee out, him uzes teh litterz boxs. I saaid dat be wun smart puppeez. Wunner what ubber trix him gutz up him paws?
Wun tyme I reskuwed a mini pin. Dat boy he sabed mai lives an awl teh kittehs too, kaws him smellded teh smokes cummin frum teh kitchen an him barked and barked an woked me up. I putz teh fires out jus in tymes! Den him sneeked out teh screen door an gut smooshed by teh car. Funny how things wurks out sumtymes. Him jus came long nuff to sab my lives. Himz our herow goggie.

Wilf_brim

depens on teh greythoun. sums don kare bout dem kittehs. sums is liks dems. sums (wif vry hi prey driv) tinks teh kittehs is very delisous snak. dems be lottsa greyhou rescsoo gropus dat tes dems goggies. if dem goggie nawt tink much of dem kitteh, greyound is “cat safe” or “small animal friendly”. mos is okay wif kittehs. forrest gump is frien to kittehs. mai himalayan kitteh wood walk up to him and say “hai,” den rub on hims front legs. vry funnie. den at nite hims wood sniff at forrets eaz and sez “hooman forgets to kleen dis ear when he gav u baffs las week. here i fix” den *lik*lik*lik. forrest not mind at all. tink he lik it, akshually.

Menopaws

Won of mai greythounds, Lucy, thot kittehs were long-tayld, short-eered wabbits … wuz NOT kitteh friendlee! But lyk Wilf_brim sez, sum are OK wit it an sum not. Gud ol’ Forrest!

 
Jenny

i has rescue goggie that maybe parshally greyhownd. He definitly all diffren types uv hownds, n has thin frame and long nowz. he likes to try to “play” wif teh kittehs, which they no want (hez only 9 mo old, so he think evrything is fur play), but he never never try to hurt them. Yessirday, a big, migratin flok uv blakbirds flew above him, an he looked up at the sky, ducked, then ran fast as he culd into teh hows. hmmm — i fowt howndz wus apposed to be birdurz?? Matsi is moor like teh chikin :c). Also I has rescue husky mix n rescue border kollee mix (iluvmutts) … all are sooper nice n get along wif my two kittehs. We did test Isabelle n Matsi owt wif owr kittehs befoor adoptin them, wich is grate thing about rescue groops (they know ther dogs pritty well, n uzually has them in foster-care setting befor adoptin em owt — givz them much bettr idea uv goggie behavyor than if goggie wuz jus mosly in a cage)

 
 
 
 
 
 
Menopaws

This remynds meh of teh comic Gallagher, hoo wunce said: “U knoes y God maded babehs so kyoot? SO U DOAN KILL ‘EM!”

An this goggie SOOOOOO kyoot …. schmoo and squee, full of win an awsum!

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Soes eet wur Gallygar hoo gawt meh starrted own dat!

“Behbehs, childrens, petses, boyfrens, an’ husbins alls must has teh CUTE soes we doan, wen dem gets inno teh trubbl, frow dem owt teh winnow. Owf teh kar. Whyle dwiving. On teh fweewai. At aightyfyve myles purr howr.”

Btw. Dis puppeh reemins meeh uf a guess at las’ yeer’s Thaynk … Tanks … Lurkey Dai. Ai not memberin him reel nayme, ai jus’ called him PoodlePants. Aftar ebberywon getted ups frum teh tabbl, him went aroun’ an et alls teh leftsober stuffings. Right offa teh playtes. Sillee PoodlePants.

 
 
starling

Ah were fraimed! Hnstly!

Wilf_brim

is troo! i dids nuffin! wuz teh kitteh! i tri and tells them “no, is nawt for eatin, leves lone” but thems not. thems mezzes up, and dis gawt on mes whens i tri and stops.
wai nawt on thems? kittehs klean selft, i kan nawt do.

wut? you nawt byin dis? ok, iz sorrie. i goez to krate nao.

 
 
Dustbunny

Not that there’s anyfing wrong wif dat!

Teho

sum of mai bes frens is lipstix.

Sabrina

dis tru, and lipstix alwayz fitz…nebber ebber has to return it cuz itz 2 small or 2 bigz!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

And lipstix cums in meny difrunt shades and colors.

Sabrina

lipstix can cure most ob de ebels of da world…but not as good as kitteh snorgles…and B&J icrcream…

 
 
stend

if the lipstick fits, you must acquit?

cratz