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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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pink ink gibs u awai
Ai gunna sit in mai chayr en du a tappytoez danse fr u, brainfire, acuz Ai haz sore tummee today. JCH4K en Woodchuck en Kathleen b heer laytr, dey ken danse a bettr danse than me.
OK, heer goez!
Tip tap tippity tap
Tip tap tippity tap
Shuffle tap shuffle tap
Heelz en toez, heelz en toez
Tippity tippity tap TAP!
Shall I toss “Guilty” by Billie Holliday on the record player?
follow it up with a mosh pit and “Unforgiven” by Metallica?
or a nice swing shuffle with “Aint Misbehavin”? I lyk Louie Armstrong’s, but we could have a whole set of all the covers…
Whooo - I’m heer. Gud morning. This chayr dancing. . .sumhow, taht duznt sound kwite rite.
OK - sounds gud to be sittin in teh chayr tippitee tapping and shufflling. Mai energiez needz recharging todai! brainfire - hoeps u dont mind too much the lower Kee dancing. Heers a coupla whoo hoos to maek up fur it.
Whooo hooo! whooo hooo!
Teenie, sounds liek u i REEP gud danser to MEE!
I’z spinning in whirly seet and duing handjibe…
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I’z feels sick nao…
Oooh! Me too! I wuz tinkin ub handjibe, too, AllyBally!
Duz dis innocent lukin widdo goggie bee full ub jibe…
(unless he wuz framed by a kitteh….?)
I spinnin in mai office chair…..until dey seez me, den I gotta stop. Woohoo!!
Mah tummee can has hurtz too, so Ai joins teh tappytoez danse. Maybe a lil hanjive also…
I haz nu celebratoreee furstee poetree for u:
U firstie wun
fur awl tu see
We danz an danz
tu bee congratulatoree
De puppiz faze
is weally a mess
Howz him getz it
not hard tu guess
Butz we’ll have phun treyeing
an du our bess
Maybee sumping phunny
bout werin a dress
Soz addz a commentz
or tu or free
Herez wee canz show
owr creativitee
YAY!! Lubs da poetree!!
Ai sowwy yoo haz tummy ake! DO NOT WANT!
ai sorree ur tummee upseted teenie. ur char danz maded me smyle. tanks 4 teh nyce thot.
Did I mees teh dancin?
I gibs heem da bennafet of dowt.
puppeh: 1
lipstick: 0
I eated it and it has a flavuhr, kthx
mmmmmmm
rathththtperries!
thppptthpppththhhppppt
*kyoot puppeh dawg eyes*
“am ah in trubble Mommeh?”
*blink blink*
‘but mummy, all I ever wanted was to be like those lovely pink poodles !!! I just wanted to be… DAINTY !!!’ (bursts into hysterical sobbing)
jumpen from tree to tree in teh mighty forests of birtish columbia?
o sorry rong all i ever wanted to be…
wair dat ref fum, wonnie? I libs in teh mitee furests uv bittish kolomByah! Srsly!
Big twees waireva I luk!
I beez refrensing teh Monty Python Lumberjack skit… I can’t post teh hyperlinkz (my posts dizapear wen I try to) but it is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO1HEyxjlNA
Itz teh Lumberjack song frum Monty Python. Oar, if it iznt, it shud be!
Der, der, bebe… Ef it dat importint to yoo, we gibs yoo koolaid peenk rinse aftur yor neckst baff. Witch will be today, Ah’m tinking!!
Den yoo bees purty an kleen AN peenk, an yoo no can has mawmee’s lippygloss numoar!
Puddle suports Brest Canser Awayrness munf!
Dats goggie’s story an she stikin to it.
Luk Mummee! Ai drawed yu a pictur!
or mebbe: “luk mummee! i kilded it all by myseff.”
mebbe both
U silli doggi, no nutrishun in pink girlygunks!
“pink girlygunks” lol - win!
Mabby is maybbelinne
Lolreal… coz puddle iz wurf it!
iz not bornd wif it…must bee maybbelinne.
iz maybbelinne tested on aminals? tink so…
Prohibily!
Iz nao…
zackly!
No worriz, iz fake bluds. Sware!
omg, my pupz did taht onze two. made teh sam faces.
oh cuuuute. nawty puppeh.
My goggie did dis same fing wif 25 dollar Estee Lauder lipstick in Tea Rose…was not a pretty picture…my goggie has gud tayst, she left 5 dollar Covergirl and 3 dollar NYC lipstick in makeup bag…
Hahahaha! Yur goggie is stylin! Covergirl wud be slummin … pleh!
is tru dat…she has gud tayst…my kids do two…dey demoilshed a tube of MAC Russian Red…dat stuff nebber, ebber come out! awl ober demselves, de vanitee, der clothes, ebberywarez…we scrubbed and scrubbed…(shudders)
I putz lipstickz and makeupz on hi shelf nao!
mai goggies did sam fing. forrest gump, da rescu greyhound is horible theef. anyting in bad he tinks is fud and wil tri and get to (even if nowt). stoopie ex lef a bunch of kosmetiks she wuz sellin (nawt marie kay sumfin else, forgets nam) in bad.
gumpie found da bad an gawt in. ofer goggiez got in on it, espeziallie leetle Pom goggie (forrest gump iz hiz hero). tems ate tree or fowr lipstiks and runied bunch of over stuffs. stoopie ex got verie mad. stoopie me spent howrs cleanin karpet.
in bag i meanz. downt now wai i kept sayin bad.
Akshully was very ampropriate wey to use “bad”! Anz Ai gotted whut yu was sayin’ which was hole point!1!
froydeean slip? :C)
U hassa rescu greythound? Awwww … I hadz three, but all hav crossd teh Rainbow Bridge long time ‘go … they r funnest goggies … so sillee an goofy lyk! My greythounds, I misses them…
I been wunderin dus teh grayhounds hurted teh kittehs? I wantz wun but I worriez teh greyhound, he be chasin em an eatin em kittehs. Caint hab dat!
By-teh-wayz…that nu goggie puppeez i gutz..he teechin hiself ta uz teh kitteh litterz boxs awl by hisself. Magine dat? Yep, when I forgetz ta tak dis puppee out, him uzes teh litterz boxs. I saaid dat be wun smart puppeez. Wunner what ubber trix him gutz up him paws?
Wun tyme I reskuwed a mini pin. Dat boy he sabed mai lives an awl teh kittehs too, kaws him smellded teh smokes cummin frum teh kitchen an him barked and barked an woked me up. I putz teh fires out jus in tymes! Den him sneeked out teh screen door an gut smooshed by teh car. Funny how things wurks out sumtymes. Him jus came long nuff to sab my lives. Himz our herow goggie.
depens on teh greythoun. sums don kare bout dem kittehs. sums is liks dems. sums (wif vry hi prey driv) tinks teh kittehs is very delisous snak. dems be lottsa greyhou rescsoo gropus dat tes dems goggies. if dem goggie nawt tink much of dem kitteh, greyound is “cat safe” or “small animal friendly”. mos is okay wif kittehs. forrest gump is frien to kittehs. mai himalayan kitteh wood walk up to him and say “hai,” den rub on hims front legs. vry funnie. den at nite hims wood sniff at forrets eaz and sez “hooman forgets to kleen dis ear when he gav u baffs las week. here i fix” den *lik*lik*lik. forrest not mind at all. tink he lik it, akshually.
Won of mai greythounds, Lucy, thot kittehs were long-tayld, short-eered wabbits … wuz NOT kitteh friendlee! But lyk Wilf_brim sez, sum are OK wit it an sum not. Gud ol’ Forrest!
i has rescue goggie that maybe parshally greyhownd. He definitly all diffren types uv hownds, n has thin frame and long nowz. he likes to try to “play” wif teh kittehs, which they no want (hez only 9 mo old, so he think evrything is fur play), but he never never try to hurt them. Yessirday, a big, migratin flok uv blakbirds flew above him, an he looked up at the sky, ducked, then ran fast as he culd into teh hows. hmmm — i fowt howndz wus apposed to be birdurz?? Matsi is moor like teh chikin :c). Also I has rescue husky mix n rescue border kollee mix (iluvmutts) … all are sooper nice n get along wif my two kittehs. We did test Isabelle n Matsi owt wif owr kittehs befoor adoptin them, wich is grate thing about rescue groops (they know ther dogs pritty well, n uzually has them in foster-care setting befor adoptin em owt — givz them much bettr idea uv goggie behavyor than if goggie wuz jus mosly in a cage)
This remynds meh of teh comic Gallagher, hoo wunce said: “U knoes y God maded babehs so kyoot? SO U DOAN KILL ‘EM!”
An this goggie SOOOOOO kyoot …. schmoo and squee, full of win an awsum!
Soes eet wur Gallygar hoo gawt meh starrted own dat!
“Behbehs, childrens, petses, boyfrens, an’ husbins alls must has teh CUTE soes we doan, wen dem gets inno teh trubbl, frow dem owt teh winnow. Owf teh kar. Whyle dwiving. On teh fweewai. At aightyfyve myles purr howr.”
Btw. Dis puppeh reemins meeh uf a guess at las’ yeer’s Thaynk … Tanks … Lurkey Dai. Ai not memberin him reel nayme, ai jus’ called him PoodlePants. Aftar ebberywon getted ups frum teh tabbl, him went aroun’ an et alls teh leftsober stuffings. Right offa teh playtes. Sillee PoodlePants.
Ah were fraimed! Hnstly!
is troo! i dids nuffin! wuz teh kitteh! i tri and tells them “no, is nawt for eatin, leves lone” but thems not. thems mezzes up, and dis gawt on mes whens i tri and stops.
wai nawt on thems? kittehs klean selft, i kan nawt do.
wut? you nawt byin dis? ok, iz sorrie. i goez to krate nao.
I ARE NOTT GAI!!!!!!
Not that there’s anyfing wrong wif dat!
sum of mai bes frens is lipstix.
dis tru, and lipstix alwayz fitz…nebber ebber has to return it cuz itz 2 small or 2 bigz!
And lipstix cums in meny difrunt shades and colors.
lipstix can cure most ob de ebels of da world…but not as good as kitteh snorgles…and B&J icrcream…
if the lipstick fits, you must acquit?