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  1. brainfire says:

    pink ink gibs u awai

    • teenie says:

      Ai gunna sit in mai chayr en du a tappytoez danse fr u, brainfire, acuz Ai haz sore tummee today. JCH4K en Woodchuck en Kathleen b heer laytr, dey ken danse a bettr danse than me.
      OK, heer goez!

      Tip tap tippity tap
      Tip tap tippity tap
      Shuffle tap shuffle tap
      Heelz en toez, heelz en toez
      Tippity tippity tap TAP!

      • kathleen says:

        Shall I toss “Guilty” by Billie Holliday on the record player?

        • cSmall says:

          follow it up with a mosh pit and “Unforgiven” by Metallica?

          or a nice swing shuffle with “Aint Misbehavin”? I lyk Louie Armstrong’s, but we could have a whole set of all the covers…

          :-)

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Whooo – I’m heer. Gud morning. This chayr dancing. . .sumhow, taht duznt sound kwite rite.
          OK – sounds gud to be sittin in teh chayr tippitee tapping and shufflling. Mai energiez needz recharging todai! brainfire – hoeps u dont mind too much the lower Kee dancing. Heers a coupla whoo hoos to maek up fur it.

          Whooo hooo! whooo hooo!

          Teenie, sounds liek u i REEP gud danser to MEE!

      • AllyBally says:

        I’z spinning in whirly seet and duing handjibe…

        Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

        I’z feels sick nao…

      • TatoAndTheRest says:

        Mah tummee can has hurtz too, so Ai joins teh tappytoez danse. Maybe a lil hanjive also…

        • Lynn says:

          I haz nu celebratoreee furstee poetree for u:

          U firstie wun
          fur awl tu see

          We danz an danz
          tu bee congratulatoree

          De puppiz faze
          is weally a mess

          Howz him getz it
          not hard tu guess

          Butz we’ll have phun treyeing
          an du our bess

          Maybee sumping phunny
          bout werin a dress

          Soz addz a commentz
          or tu or free

          Herez wee canz show
          owr creativitee

      • dapanferkitteh says:

        Ai sowwy yoo haz tummy ake! DO NOT WANT!

      • brainfire says:

        ai sorree ur tummee upseted teenie. ur char danz maded me smyle. tanks 4 teh nyce thot.

      • woodchuck says:

        Did I mees teh dancin?

    • Inigo says:

      I gibs heem da bennafet of dowt.

  2. invisible commenter says:

    puppeh: 1

    lipstick: 0

  3. Ambercat says:

    Puddle suports Brest Canser Awayrness munf!

  4. Ambercat says:

    Luk Mummee! Ai drawed yu a pictur!

  5. pusseltat says:

    U silli doggi, no nutrishun in pink girlygunks!

  6. Pick says:

    Mabby is maybbelinne

  7. Jodie says:

    No worriz, iz fake bluds. Sware!

  8. apricoco says:

    omg, my pupz did taht onze two. made teh sam faces.

  9. Opium says:

    oh cuuuute. nawty puppeh.

  10. Sabrina says:

    My goggie did dis same fing wif 25 dollar Estee Lauder lipstick in Tea Rose…was not a pretty picture…my goggie has gud tayst, she left 5 dollar Covergirl and 3 dollar NYC lipstick in makeup bag…

    • Menopaws says:

      Hahahaha! Yur goggie is stylin! Covergirl wud be slummin … pleh!

      • Sabrina says:

        is tru dat…she has gud tayst…my kids do two…dey demoilshed a tube of MAC Russian Red…dat stuff nebber, ebber come out! awl ober demselves, de vanitee, der clothes, ebberywarez…we scrubbed and scrubbed…(shudders)

        I putz lipstickz and makeupz on hi shelf nao!

    • Wilf_brim says:

      mai goggies did sam fing. forrest gump, da rescu greyhound is horible theef. anyting in bad he tinks is fud and wil tri and get to (even if nowt). stoopie ex lef a bunch of kosmetiks she wuz sellin (nawt marie kay sumfin else, forgets nam) in bad.
      gumpie found da bad an gawt in. ofer goggiez got in on it, espeziallie leetle Pom goggie (forrest gump iz hiz hero). tems ate tree or fowr lipstiks and runied bunch of over stuffs. stoopie ex got verie mad. stoopie me spent howrs cleanin karpet.

      • Wilf_brim says:

        in bag i meanz. downt now wai i kept sayin bad.

      • Menopaws says:

        U hassa rescu greythound? Awwww … I hadz three, but all hav crossd teh Rainbow Bridge long time ‘go … they r funnest goggies … so sillee an goofy lyk! My greythounds, I misses them…

        • MizHizzyfitz says:

          I been wunderin dus teh grayhounds hurted teh kittehs? I wantz wun but I worriez teh greyhound, he be chasin em an eatin em kittehs. Caint hab dat!
          By-teh-wayz…that nu goggie puppeez i gutz..he teechin hiself ta uz teh kitteh litterz boxs awl by hisself. Magine dat? Yep, when I forgetz ta tak dis puppee out, him uzes teh litterz boxs. I saaid dat be wun smart puppeez. Wunner what ubber trix him gutz up him paws?
          Wun tyme I reskuwed a mini pin. Dat boy he sabed mai lives an awl teh kittehs too, kaws him smellded teh smokes cummin frum teh kitchen an him barked and barked an woked me up. I putz teh fires out jus in tymes! Den him sneeked out teh screen door an gut smooshed by teh car. Funny how things wurks out sumtymes. Him jus came long nuff to sab my lives. Himz our herow goggie.

          • Wilf_brim says:

            depens on teh greythoun. sums don kare bout dem kittehs. sums is liks dems. sums (wif vry hi prey driv) tinks teh kittehs is very delisous snak. dems be lottsa greyhou rescsoo gropus dat tes dems goggies. if dem goggie nawt tink much of dem kitteh, greyound is “cat safe” or “small animal friendly”. mos is okay wif kittehs. forrest gump is frien to kittehs. mai himalayan kitteh wood walk up to him and say “hai,” den rub on hims front legs. vry funnie. den at nite hims wood sniff at forrets eaz and sez “hooman forgets to kleen dis ear when he gav u baffs las week. here i fix” den *lik*lik*lik. forrest not mind at all. tink he lik it, akshually.

            • Menopaws says:

              Won of mai greythounds, Lucy, thot kittehs were long-tayld, short-eered wabbits … wuz NOT kitteh friendlee! But lyk Wilf_brim sez, sum are OK wit it an sum not. Gud ol’ Forrest!

            • Jenny says:

              i has rescue goggie that maybe parshally greyhownd. He definitly all diffren types uv hownds, n has thin frame and long nowz. he likes to try to “play” wif teh kittehs, which they no want (hez only 9 mo old, so he think evrything is fur play), but he never never try to hurt them. Yessirday, a big, migratin flok uv blakbirds flew above him, an he looked up at the sky, ducked, then ran fast as he culd into teh hows. hmmm — i fowt howndz wus apposed to be birdurz?? Matsi is moor like teh chikin :c). Also I has rescue husky mix n rescue border kollee mix (iluvmutts) … all are sooper nice n get along wif my two kittehs. We did test Isabelle n Matsi owt wif owr kittehs befoor adoptin them, wich is grate thing about rescue groops (they know ther dogs pritty well, n uzually has them in foster-care setting befor adoptin em owt — givz them much bettr idea uv goggie behavyor than if goggie wuz jus mosly in a cage)

  11. Menopaws says:

    This remynds meh of teh comic Gallagher, hoo wunce said: “U knoes y God maded babehs so kyoot? SO U DOAN KILL ‘EM!”

    An this goggie SOOOOOO kyoot …. schmoo and squee, full of win an awsum!

    • Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

      Soes eet wur Gallygar hoo gawt meh starrted own dat!

      “Behbehs, childrens, petses, boyfrens, an’ husbins alls must has teh CUTE soes we doan, wen dem gets inno teh trubbl, frow dem owt teh winnow. Owf teh kar. Whyle dwiving. On teh fweewai. At aightyfyve myles purr howr.”

      Btw. Dis puppeh reemins meeh uf a guess at las’ yeer’s Thaynk … Tanks … Lurkey Dai. Ai not memberin him reel nayme, ai jus’ called him PoodlePants. Aftar ebberywon getted ups frum teh tabbl, him went aroun’ an et alls teh leftsober stuffings. Right offa teh playtes. Sillee PoodlePants.

  12. starling says:

    Ah were fraimed! Hnstly!

    • Wilf_brim says:

      is troo! i dids nuffin! wuz teh kitteh! i tri and tells them “no, is nawt for eatin, leves lone” but thems not. thems mezzes up, and dis gawt on mes whens i tri and stops.
      wai nawt on thems? kittehs klean selft, i kan nawt do.

      wut? you nawt byin dis? ok, iz sorrie. i goez to krate nao.

  13. karen says:

    I ARE NOTT GAI!!!!!!

  14. reilly says:

    I haz da lippy – youse haz da partay??

  15. TatoAndTheRest says:

    Ai didunt do et. I swearz. Wut? How’d Ai get dis on meh? Oh, Ai wuz trian to helps. Yea, Ai tryed to helps but et didunt wurk, dats why Ai cald joos. Ai can goes now, plzkbai.

  16. Sed wif awl teh distain a kitteh kan master, an u no it CONSIDERABLE,

    “Goggie… yea, right!”

  17. ebwilkittehminion says:

    “wuzznt ’till i uashed teh bluuud of mah wizkerz dat i reelize teh chzbrgs where gun”

  18. gayla34 says:

    Rememer that one time with the carton of eggs and the jar of vaseline I gots from the grocery bag n played slip n slide on the couch? Well…..this is not so bad huh?

  19. aokare says:

    Look mommy, I iz pretty nao too!

  20. cSmall says:

    my brother’s goggie ate a box of crayons once…

    she s**t colors for two weeks!
    sillee goggies…she wuz haffa puddle too…

    • stend says:

      I can just imagine her dragging her butt down the sidewalk, like kids with chalk ;o0

      • cSmall says:

        hahaha!
        she didn’t drag – she p00ped, and then put her paws in it to make ‘pretty pichurs’.

        woof. and not in a gud wai!

        she was a verry nyce dog – at teh bridge nao – but kinda dumb for a puddle/beagle mix. they’re sposed to be smahrt goggies…she got teh short haff of that stik!

    • Veganstein says:

      Mai old Golden Retriever goggie ate 5 toobs of (nontoxic) glitter paintz. Wuz pooptin Eater eggs fur dayz.
      Not so grate, ackshully. But eezy to findz in da grass!

      • ittehbittehkitteh says:

        no moar dog-log search 2 kleen da yard!!
        awsum ideer. i goes home nao to feed goggie glitter…
        (jk. jeez)

  21. Nick says:

    Twasnt me!!111! Twas da one pawd kitteh!

  22. leaf says:

    wut u mean i luk like a lil bozo?

  23. i am cat hear me snore says:

    i iz depressded cuz nobuddy lieks me

  24. philene says:

    sillee puppeh – Halloweeen iz 2morrow

  25. philene says:

    “lalalala” kitteh (heer no ebil)
    “1..2..3…..” bunnee (see no ebil)
    “i sware” puppeh (speek no ebil) ???

  26. Lynn says:

    Vampier puppeh been owt awl nitez.

  27. D.R. says:

    Wut u meen dis naht how u puts dis on?

  28. bb says:

    if dee gluv dznt fit u muzt aquit.

  29. Cottleston Pie says:

    Doan’t hayt me becoz I’s byootiful!

  30. cratz says:

    I din kill nodobby. Dis not blud, reely! I juss plain dress-up.
    Not kild ennything. Iss juss lipstix. Onnestly.
    Not blud.

  31. ronniecat says:

    makeup

    ur doin it rong

  32. jellybeansmom says:

    Ai iz reddy fer mah kloes-upp!

  33. BonzoGal says:

    Innosint… but glammerus!!!

  34. SJ says:

    Ok ju tink dis is bad….wait til u sees wut mai brudder did tu jur nu shooz….

    • Jenny says:

      oh hai, i found ur lipstik… ur high heels, tho, they didnt fit. (i didnt meen to eet them… i wuz jus tryin to make em smaller)

  35. stefnee says:

    Goggie, yer eysies say innosint, yur leeps, well they say GILTY!

  36. catalogical humor says:

    i did not kill hur, ‘n’ ah plej taht iz not rest until ah find teh reel killah.

  37. Trachelle says:

    ZOMG!! IZ SWEENY DOGG!!!

  38. kimw says:

    Paris Hiltons goggie?

  39. adriana says:

    this is the cutest picture EVER!

  40. thinkphink says:

    watchu mean i iz caught red handed?

    i haz pawz.

  41. Reislingisljoyinabottle says:

    I can’t believe no one else has said this yet!: “Sorry Doggie, You’ve been caught red handed!”

  42. i am cat hear me snore says:

    O NOES!

    …dey haz cot meeh redd-lipded

  43. cass says:

    Ok, this site is really cool but, I think it should have a e-mail thing on the side so you can e-mail it to your freinds. But other wise I think it’s really wicked, <3

  44. erica says:

    that is very cute and funny.:)

  45. lee says:

    y so syris?

  46. lindzasaurus says:

    Wat blud? I seez no blud…

  47. Neko98 says:

    and anorexic.

  48. Gondor2222 says:

    Iz naut Lolcat! Iz Loldogz!


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